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Leanne, Leanne, you've got to hear this.
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You're what? I'm studying.
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Oh, forget that.
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It doesn't matter. This pales in
comparison.
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I have the freshest, most magnificent
piece of gossip. You just cannot believe
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it.
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Megan and Jay broke up.
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Oh, my gosh. When? Where?
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I told you this was fresh. Remember when
Megan didn't show up at the library this
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morning? Uh-huh.
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Well, guess where she was?
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What's your hurry?
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I got plans.
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You said you had to study, so I didn't
think you'd be here this long.
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Well, you're the reason I'm not
studying.
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What is this? Wham, bam, get out?
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Look, sorry, Megan. You know I see other
people.
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Brenda will be here any minute.
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What do you mean you see other people?
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Who's Brenda?
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This is college. Everyone sees other
people.
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Oh, well, you won't be seeing me
anymore.
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Oh, my God.
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That's terrible.
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He was seeing Brenda?
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Which Brenda?
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The cheerleader they found in the
football team's dorm.
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The one with the quarterback?
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The one doing the quarterback.
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remember her. The coach caught them
after curfew. Yeah, boy, did he catch
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them. They're the worst.
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Who's the worst?
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Depends. Who are you?
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I'm Beth, and this is my room.
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New sorority girl. We're taken under our
wing.
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All right, Pledge Beth.
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Can you keep your mouth shut?
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I think so.
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Too bad. We need girls in this house who
can dish the dirt.
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Well, I can do that. I just don't have
any dirt yet.
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Okay, you can stay.
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Thanks. So, who's the worst and at what?
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Jocks and cheerleaders.
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At getting it on at the drop of a hat.
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Oh, like Jack from the volleyball team.
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Both now.
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She'll never be able to lock me out.
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God, are you okay? You're soaking wet.
Yeah, no, I'm fine. I was just having a
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bad dream. I just... I'm wondering...
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What are you doing here?
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Well, you might find this hard to
believe, but it was really nice seeing
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you tonight.
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Huh.
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I don't know if I can exactly say the
same thing.
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Well, Jack, even though I hate to admit
it,
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I missed you.
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Where's William?
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He's at home.
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You two looked awfully cozy tonight.
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Well, sometimes.
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Appearances can be deceiving.
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Did they ever get back together?
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Nah, she went back to that William guy
and he transferred back to state.
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Cheerleaders are so fickle.
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But was she really the worst?
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Oh, yeah.
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It depends.
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What do you mean it depends?
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I mean, if we're going to have a serious
debate, we should go to the hot tub and
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have an in-depth discussion.
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The sorority house has a hot tub? You
didn't know?
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No, I don't have a suit.
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Honey, we've got everything.
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Yeah.
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Whee!
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Okay, I declare the floor open for
nominations for the most promiscuous,
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the most adventurous, and the most
oversexed co-ed among our immediate
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circle of college friends and
acquaintances. The qualifying session is
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last semester.
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Okay, Pledge Beth, you keep score.
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Now, let's start with Brittany, the
health major who lived off campus.
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Oh, you mean the redhead that lived with
Megan and that nerd?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, she'll qualify.
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Thanks a lot.
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Good job, Rachel.
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That's the second time this week. How am
I supposed to keep a boyfriend?
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Don't worry. It'll never happen again.
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I'm out of here. Oh, no, you don't.
You're not going anywhere.
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Remember, we split the rent.
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Without your third, Megan and I may have
to go live in a dorm.
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Just the thought of that makes me sick.
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Did she ever find another roommate?
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No.
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But she did find that assistant gym
coach.
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Oh, you mean the one that got fired for
dating his students? Yeah, the same.
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Two for her so far.
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And then there was the bartender in the
pub south of campus. And she does mean
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in the pub.
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Where is everybody?
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They were exhausted. We've been at the
beach all day.
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How'd it go?
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Great. I think we're going to be able to
pull this off.
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Listen, I wanted to thank you and Megan
for helping us out.
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I mean, Heather, she's family, but...
Want to return the favor?
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What'd you have in mind?
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On the bar.
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What's wrong with that?
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Well, wasn't it sticky?
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It was afterwards.
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Okay, that's three points. Four, bonus
for public place.
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And next, she did the trainer from the
athletic department.
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I always loved that sauna.
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Something I should know about?
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I'll tell you later.
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Okay, that's six for Brittany. Who's
next?
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Stacey Thomas.
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I picked up some Thai food. You want
some?
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Maybe after I worked up an appetite.
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Then you're my appetizer.
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Really?
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He was a psych major from back east.
Grad student, math sciences.
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Okay, that's one for Stacy.
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How many more?
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I have two more affairs for her.
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Then Brittany will still be ahead.
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Ah, but you're forgetting points for the
most adventurous categories.
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And Stacy was adventurous.
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Oh, my God, you're lying.
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Nope. Swear to God.
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College is about exploration after all.
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So, one extra point for exploration.
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Two, it became a regular thing.
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Not so regular. She stopped doing men.
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Then three extra points.
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Randy.
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Oh, man.
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Elizabeth, what are you doing? I live
here, remember?
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Stacy, how could you?
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Don't ask me.
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He's your boyfriend.
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It was our best friend's boyfriend?
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Any points for that?
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No, they were theater majors.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Theater majors are the worst.
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But I thought jocks and cheerleaders
were the worst. No, theater majors are
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the worst.
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And this little Elizabeth?
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She got out of her boyfriend real fast.
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So theater majors might even be worse
than jocks or cheerleaders. No way.
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Yes way.
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Do you remember the production of Romeo
and Juliet?
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Mm-hmm.
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Guess which two leads got their own
dress rehearsal.
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On stage?
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On stage.
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And a public place gets some two extra
points, right?
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They were foreign exchange students, so
they're disqualified.
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They went to Verona last semester.
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But what about Brandy, that art major
who posed for those drawing classes last
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semester?
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Oh, my God, you're lying.
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Yeah, but she was an exhibitionist. She
used to model for those photo majors,
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too.
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Shall I pose for you?
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What the hell?
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And that one is true.
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Then is she in the running?
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Well, she dated that computer major.
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They went out all semester.
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She just teased everyone else.
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So she's out of the running.
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What about that other theater major,
Jasmine Lang?
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Oh, yeah. She's definitely in the
running.
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Finally, we're here.
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Now.
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competitive bunch theater majors okay
public places and near death gets her
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one two three four points at least oh
and then there was her piano teacher who
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taught her a lot on the piano
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Three points?
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Uh-huh. And then there was the piano
teacher's wife.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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You feel really warm.
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It feels good to cuddle like this,
doesn't it?
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Yeah, you know, I used to have a
girlfriend and we used to cuddle like
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this until we fell asleep.
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How long ago was that?
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That was like the fourth or fifth grade,
I think.
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You know, I really like you, Jill.
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You know, I mean, the older you get, the
harder it is to make really, you know,
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good friends.
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I mean, not just, like, somebody you
work with or an acquaintance, but, I
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mean, someone that you can really talk
to and be close to and, you know, do
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things with.
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I know exactly what you mean.
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You know what I mean?
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I've
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never
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done anything like this with a woman
before.
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It makes me feel kind of like a...
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A virgin again.
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Well, it saved that feeling.
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As you get older, those virgin
experiences are fewer and fewer.
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Oh, how many points is that for her now?
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Beth? Huh? Oh, sorry.
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That makes her the winner by the long
shot.
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Then may I propose a toast to Jasmine
Lane.
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Long may she reign.
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Long may she reign.
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So, where is Jasmine anyway?
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She changed her major to business and
got an internship at some website.
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God, business majors are the worst.
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Maybe. But is that all you've learned
from this exercise pledge, Beth?
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No, I think sorority sisters are the
worst, too.
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