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Hey everybody, this is Superhero Sam.

I'm with Alyssa Hart.

Alyssa Hart's been emailing me about her crazy life and what's been happening

with her. And so I've sent a few guys out with the cameras to check out what's

going on with her life.

And right here I've got Alyssa Hart. What's going on with you, Alyssa Hart?

Good.

Fantastic.

Well, we've been viewing some clips that I sent my guys out to check out.

And it's kind of crazy.

Some of the stuff you've been doing.

That's, that's my wife.

Now listen, but you're pregnant!

Wow.

I'm getting mad.

What did, what did life...

When you have to give your own father a handjob for $200.

Um, if you, like, block him out, like, the whole, my father, it's like giving a

normal person a handjob.

Wow. That's a strange family, honey. I hate to say it.

We're just very sexually open, is what I like to say.

Taboo. Very taboo.

Can you feel that?

Yes,

this is actually the sign that I wanted to see, that you were responding

positively to the stimulation.

Can you feel the baby's head in there?

No, actually not.

It's just inside of your vagina and not inside of your uterus, so... Baby

is fucked.

Yeah, I'm not sure our father would show his face on camera. What's that all

about? I don't know what that's all about. I mean, maybe, um... A loser?

Loser! Excuse me, that's my fucking dad you're talking about.

Handjob, blowjob, for two daughters.

Show your face, you fucking loser.

I don't care if it's your daddy or not, he should show his face.

Why don't you show our fuck scene?

Back after this, folks.

Screaming Sam over and out.

Get out of here!

Out! Out!

Hey, everybody. This is Screaming Sam.

I'm with Alyssa Hart.

Alyssa Hart's been emailing me about her crazy life and what's been happening

with her.

So I sent a few guys out.

with the cameras to check out what's going on with our life.

And right here, I got a little heart. What's going on with you, little heart?

I'm good.

Fantastic.

Well, we've been viewing some clips that I sent my guys out to check out.

And it's kind of crazy.

Some of the stuff you've been doing.

That's my life.

I mean, I consider you pretty much a fucking slut.

Hey, you know what?

Everyone's a slut these days.

Is that what money does to you?

That's not what money does. That's just what everybody else is.

Everybody does it a little bit here and there.

You never watch any of those little teen mom shows and stuff like that?

Yeah, but, Alyssa, I don't want to disclose your age because that's one

thing you don't want to do on the show, but you're pregnant!

That's a good question, right?

Yeah. I mean, we have a bunch of clips out there of you, Alyssa, with your

father, amongst other people, your mother.

She's been whoring you out.

You're a little fucking whore. A slut.

The number one.

And you're uncomfortable with that.

Very. Why not? I mean, why not be yourself, right?

Yeah, but you're just a young girl.

And my cameras don't lie.

The footage is unbelievable what they have about you out there.

Well, I have to do what I have to do.

Is money that important?

Well, um, we can discuss that later if you want.

Anyway, getting back to our cameras.

I'm starting to sweat here a little bit.

Anyway, um... Do I make you blush?

You make me nervous.

The father. Get back to the father. Alyssa, do you know who the father is to

this baby?

I have maybe about three potential people.

Maybe five.

Like, I know you and I have been together before, but I'm not one of the

potentials, am I?

Huh.

Alyssa.

Well, do you want me to tell the whole world?

No. So anyway, we're going to take a commercial break. Can we say something?

No. So anyway, we're going to get back to the question. folks.

So, what's it like being a slut? I mean, do you like getting fucked in the ass

and all that shit? And I see you give your dad a handjob for $200 fucking

dollars?

$200? Is it worth being with your family for $200?

So, I should always take care of my baby, right?

Oh.

I'm shocked, folks.

I'm shocked.

Welcome to incest.

Incest may be the best. I don't know.

Never. You agree with Sam?

I do women like, you know, I do older women.

Yeah, I'm sure.

So listen, let me ask you something.

Do you have any, like, potential people that could be the father of the baby?

Well, let me think here.

We've got the black guy.

We've got the Mexican guy.

We've got two white dudes.

Potentially you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Selva, honey. Me?

Potentially.

So anyway, let me ask you something about the incest thing.

Where are you from? West Virginia?

I've actually lived there. I mean, I've lived there.

Yeah.

You're from West Virginia. So that is, folks, that answers all the questions in

the world. The West Virginia thing is where they are incest the best.

You know, that's not where you want to go.

I mean, that's where you want to go if you want to fuck your brothers and your

sisters and your dad. So anyway, so you're a little, you're like beyond the

slut.

Beyond the fucking whore.

Beyond it all.

And you're proud of it.

Hey, there's a lot worse than me out there, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, but you're just a little girl.

You're just a young...

She's just a precious little thing. I'd like to adopt her.

Aw, you're going to adopt me even though this might be your baby?

Can we take a break?

Listen, you know, with our cameras following you and we doing... I know you

like to masturbate a lot. I mean, when you wake up in the morning, the first

thing you do is masturbate.

When you're on your bus going to school, is this...

caught you masturbating on the bottom.

I mean, come on. You masturbate in the bathrooms of the school.

Being sexually active is actually really, really healthy for you. That

ain't cutting all the fuck the fucks four or five times a day.

Hand jobs.

Blow jobs.

What the fuck? How many times can you fuck and suck and play with yourself a

day?

All day long.

And then you have a toy box in your room, right? You own your toys.

You have a special toy? I do.

Folks, she has a special... Do you want to meet him?

You have it with you? I do. I have it. You have it?

I have to. What the fuck is that?

This is Debbie.

Do you want to smell it? Wait, what's his name?

Debbie. Debbie.

Debbie. She brought her toy to Debbie.

This is fucking embarrassing. Do you want to touch him? No, I don't want to

touch him. Why not?

Because I don't touch toys.

Like, what do you think I have? Maybe, like, at your age, you should have,

like, a Barbie doll.

The Ken doll?

Well, how old do you think I am?

I don't know. You won't tell me.

But I'm afraid.

I'm afraid. I don't know. I'm afraid to ask how old you are.

Honey, put that back. Put that back. We don't want to see Steffi anymore.

And folks, this is for real. This pregnancy is for real. Show your stomach

to the people.

This is for real, folks. This ain't no game.

I mean, this is a real pregnancy.

It's a boy.

Yeah. I don't think I have anything to do with this.

You don't say that.

Yeah, put it down there. Okay, yeah.

It's a pee-pee.

It's a pee-pee? Oh, it's pretty big. It's a boy?

It's a boy. Oh, they find it.

It's a big pee-pee.

Not a small pee-pee. You remember?

I mean, no.

Okay, Frank?

Um, I masturbate any time I want, every day, mainly.

How many times a day?

I can't tell you. I mean, I just, I do it when I feel like I want to do it.

Four, five, six.

Maybe more than that. More than that?

Sitting in your waiting room. Let me ask you something. What's it like when you

have to give your own father a handjob for $200?

If you, like, block him out, like the whole, he's my father, it's like giving

a normal person a handjob.

But what's he say? Oh, honey, give me more. I mean, what's he say to you when

he's ready to, Matt, come?

What's he say? I mean, does he get intimate and, like, honey, and he

touches your titties or anything like that?

No. No? No. He just enjoys the handjob? Yeah.

And he shuts the fuck up? Is that it?

Wow. Okay.

Wow.

Amazing.

So, but the handjob was free because he paid for sex, right?

Yeah. No, when he paid for sex, he actually fucked you?

I mean, straight up. I mean, this is what we do.

He fucked you?

It was last.

Your dad fucked you, and then your sister... From what my camera's caught,

your sister jumped in?

Oh, yeah. A little fucking slut whore sister of yours jumped in?

Me and her are like teammates, and we... Oh, and your father! Is this like your

stepfather, maybe?

Stepfather? You only know what a stepfather is, Dave.

So anyway, so what did you and your sister do? Because I saw parts of the

video. What did you and your sister do to your father?

Just fuck the shit out of him?

Basically, my dad put me up with some money, so I figured I'd be paying him

back. So I came up, and well, my sister wanted to join in for the fun, so.

Your sister.

Your dad should be ashamed of himself. Love you.

What about your dad?

I love him, too.

Speaking of your sister,

you got into an argument with her, and she forced you to go down on her?

Yeah. You probably liked that, right?

Uh-huh. From the video, it looks like you pretty much liked it. Yes. It wasn't

too much forcing. Tough love.

Tough love, you know? It wasn't too much forcing, right?

No, not really.

So, listen.

We talked about your sister.

We talked about your mother and your dad.

What about your brother?

I mean, I heard he swore you out right now.

I mean, what kind of family do you have?

You love your family.

I guess you're a tight family.

Very tight family.

Well, what kind of happened with my brother is that he gave me a gift, or at

least I thought it was a gift.

And so I guess it wasn't a gift.

And he ended up sending some guys to my house.

So he whored you out, basically.

Did you enjoy the guy you sent to the house?

I enjoyed getting the blowjob, yeah.

What about your brother? Do you have any sexual relationships with your brother?

Um, from time to time.

Wow. You've got a strange family, honey. I hate to say it.

We're just very sexually open, is what I like to call it.

Taboo. Very taboo.

I mean, you're very sexy. I think you're... I've always liked you from...

Our interviews and meeting you at the different events.

I think you're a very sexy girl.

Wow.

I didn't know you were that and your family was... Told you I had a crazy

life. Yeah.

I'm glad we sent our cameras out to do this interview with you.

So, should I call you Daddy or should I call you Baby Daddy?

This is a wrap.

This is Screamin' Sam with Alyssa.

You're watching the greatest interview ever from the Screamin' Sam show.

But I've got to go.

Alyssa, say goodbye to the cameras.

And thanks for your great interview.

And I'll talk to you later.

We're going to talk right after this.

I've got to go.

So we've got to go.

Love ya.

Scream his name. Over and out. Love ya.

Out. Out.

So listen, um, I heard you had an unhappy customer.

Can you tell me a little bit about that?

Well, um, I honestly think he just wanted something free out of me to be

personal, but no.

job good because i have so many customers a day so um i guess i guess i

went too fast for him or something and he didn't like what i did told my mom

and my mom made me redo it but showed me how to do it your mom showed you how to

do it so it was like a three-way type thing like did this when you when you

saw your mom show you how to do it did that turn you on watching your mom show

you how to do it and what exactly what does she show you how to do

Show me how to suck a guy's dick.

Link, do you not know what a blowjob is?

Yeah. Yeah, I know what a blowjob is. I was just wondering what it was your mom

taught you how to do real good.

Did your mom know how to do it real good?

Did my mom know how to do it real good? Well, it's when he was pleased.

So your unhappy customer turned out to be a happy customer then? Yeah, he

turned out to be a great customer, I guess. Did you learn a lot from that?

Sure, of course I did.

Mm-hmm. I love it about a little fella like you.

So we have some footage of another brother you have. He looks like a

younger brother, a nice kid, looks like a nice kid. Yes, that's my favorite

brother. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And what do you two have in common? I mean... Oh, we

just, we do a lot together.

Like what?

Everything. You don't have, you don't have no sexual relationship with that

kid, do you?

No. Why are you asking that question? You always ask this question. question

with every family member. Well, because, I mean... You think you don't even know

that one, right?

You do. Okay, I understand.

And, uh, how tall are you and how tall is he? I mean, he looks kind of, he

looks a little shorter, doesn't he? Well, I'm 4'11", and he's 4'8". He's

just my small brother.

Very good.

Okay,

and that's your favorite brother, and you hang out and have sex together.

We've noticed him on the cameras a lot.

We had fun with these cameras following you around.

I had fun with y'all following me around, too.

Yeah, cool.

Like an intervention type thing.

But you won't be intervening, right?

Yeah, I'm not sure our father would show his face on camera. What's that all

about? I don't know what that's all about. I mean, maybe, I don't know.

A loser?

Loser! Excuse me, that's my fucking dad you're talking about.

Well, I mean, if any dad would fuck his own daughter... If this is your baby,

you're a fucking loser.

But I'm saying if that's your dad... You don't even know if that's your baby. He

should at least have the decency to want to show his face.

Sure, but... He's fucking his daughter. He's fucking his daughter.

Getting handjobs from his daughter.

Show your fucking face, you loser.

Two daughters.

Handjob, blowjob, from two daughters. Show your face, you fucking loser.

I don't care if it's your daddy or not. He should show his face.

Why don't you show our fuck scene?

Back after this, folks.

Scream and stand over it.

I don't know. You might want to call him.

He's going to be right over here.

That's fucking... No,

you're fine.

I'm... Oh,

this is just a documentary.

Hold on for a minute.

What the fuck?

Oh, well, you just sent someone over to my house for a blowjob? I don't even

know what the hell is going on here.

That's fucking bullshit.

So I had to give some random... I don't even know your name. What's your name?

I'm Billy.

Billy? What the fuck?

Whatever. You know what?

I'm going to go ahead and do this, but then you've got to talk.

All right.

You want to do it? Cool.

Okay. Let's do it. Come on over here.

There you go.

Well, that works. I didn't have to do any work at least.

I'll make it easy for you. All right.

I'm going to do this a little bit.

Let's see.

Wow. No, that I didn't want to do that. I don't know.

No. That's cool. I like it better that you don't want to.

I don't know yet.

No?

No.

Sure.

Yes.

Oh, man.

Oh, for the best.

I'm going to bring this out. Sure, bring it out.

You got a documentary going here or something?

Yeah, it's just kind of part of what I do.

Okay.

Don't mind them. They won't bother you.

You like that?

Underballs sure do hang.

Well,

me and my brother kind of had a little talk.

We're some things out.

You do it with no hands.

Get on, get wet, sit down.

There you go, like that.

Make it nice and sloppy like that, there you go.

And like that.

You're going to come?

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come. I'm coming.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck. Oh.

Oh.

Look at that.

That's it, huh?

Wow.

You made a mess.

Just saying, you know.

Come to my house and make a mess.

It's crazy.

Come on, Blaine, get mad at your brother.

You've got a whole camera crew to clean it up, though.

Yes, yes, yes, I do.

Well, I've got to get a hold of my brother now, so... All right, I'll get

out of here.

Okay. Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you, too. Have a good one.

What the fuck?

What? Why are you on my bed for once?

I want to play cards. What's wrong with your bed?

I don't know. I just like to sit over here.

Okay, well, why are you wearing my shirt?

Because I thought we could match today.

But you're stretching it out.

How am I stretching it out? Because this is a matter, sis. This is a matter.

You're pregnant, and my shirt's still flat on me, and you have this huge

belly. Well, then you're stretching your skirts with your ass.

It doesn't matter, because I have an ass, unlike you.

Well, I don't mean not to have an ass.

It's all right. You just didn't... Well, this is bullshit.

I think I look good.

But could you please just take off my shirt?

Okay.

Okay, well, since you know you're on my bed, you fucked up my shirt, you gotta

please me.

How am I supposed to please you?

I want you to eat my pussy and then fuck me.

Do I have to?

Yes.

Okay.

So, before we start, what are you playing?

Solitaire. Were you winning?

I don't know. I just started.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to run through your game.

Yeah, you kind of did, didn't you?

Well, I come first.

You do.

So, get at it.

What's this?

I have to move these cards.

This is taking forever.

Well, I didn't know you were that horny.

Well, you shouldn't fuck up my clothes and decide to lay on my bed.

And maybe I wouldn't get so horny.

Well, I didn't know I was fucking with you.

Well, it is.

She looks really cute on you, by the way. Do I?

Yes.

Did Mom suggest you to wear pigtails today?

Yes.

I know why I have to do this.

Because it's punishment.

It's like if you caught me wearing your clothes and all over your bed, won't you

have me do something to you?

No.

No.

No.

It never does happen. It does stay between us.

Pretty tight, sister.

Thank you.

My pinky's so small that it don't fit, sissy.

Oh, no.

Is it okay?

Pretty much.

Very much.

Ugh.

Is it higher?

That's all I get? I got my fun.

Do I get fun?

No.

You can go get off my bed.

What do you mean?

Wash your hands.

I hope you enjoyed it.

I did.

It's all nice and white.

It's a lovely job.

Oh my god, it actually doesn't work.

So this is his superficial office.

Anything specific you're looking for? Do you want me to help you find it? No, no.

Just kind of curious what you're going to be probed with? Yeah, I guess so.

Okay, well, fair enough, fair enough. Is this your first checkup since, you know,

well, obviously.

This is my first checkup with you. First checkup with me. Okay. Did you have a

previous doctor?

Yes, yes.

Okay.

It just didn't work out there?

Yeah, basically.

Okay.

Well, awesome. Well, I'm Dr. Daniel Miller. I'm Melissa.

Melissa, very nice to meet you.

All right, I see that you have already completed the paperwork here.

Anything that I should know about?

Other than I'm pregnant.

Other than that, don't have to look too hard to figure that one out.

All right, well, first things first, I want to go ahead and get your weight.

Do you want me to get you over here?

Okay.

All right.

Actually, you know what?

Let me go ahead and have you step off there. I want to get your exact weight,

so let me have you go ahead and remove all your clothing there.

Huh?

Remove all your clothing, please.

All right, for our weights, huh? Yes.

This is new to me, Doc.

Are you on any meds currently?

Prenatals. Just prenatals? Okay.

Nothing else?

Nothing else. All right. Well, let's go ahead and have you stand right up there.

No, you are under 100. Wow.

Wow, I honestly did lose some weight.

Wow.

85 pounds. That is pretty, pretty light right there.

Oh, uh, step back up.

Oh.

58, 58. Alright, cool.

Step on down.

We're getting right on height for your age there, but maybe you're still a

little light considering.

You're carrying a package there. All right.

What I want you to do, step right here.

I want you to cover one eye, whichever one you want to start with. Beautiful.

And read off to me the eighth line there, please.

Oh, okay.

D-E-F-P-O-T-E-C. All right. Beautiful. Now cover your right eye and do the same

with your left.

D-E-F.

All right. Not too bad. Do you wear glasses or contacts or anything?

No, not at all.

No? All right.

Well, I'm just going to feel your thyroid here.

Make sure everything feels right with you.

All right. Beautiful.

All right. Let's have a seat right up here.

All right.

Do you pour pressure sands on yourself?

Let's go ahead and have you lay right back here.

All right. Put one arm up over your head here. We're going to check this breast.

What we're just doing, what I'm just doing here is feeling around for any

lumps or abnormalities that you might have.

Does breast cancer run in the family at all?

No. No? All right.

No kind of discharge that you've noticed?

In the nipple? Yes.

No.

Sit up here for a second. I just want to take a listen, see how everything

sounds.

Alright, go ahead and breathe in.

And out.

In.

And out.

In.

And out.

In.

And out.

Are you a smoker?

Yeah. You can definitely tell.

You should cut that out. It's no good for you.

Looks like my otoscope is actually not in my pocket.

Shall I look here?

Looks great for the others. Oh, okay.

Sit right there for a second.

Go ahead and say, ah. Take your tongue out. Ah.

Ah.

Give me more ah.

All right.

Pretty good.

Go ahead and move back now.

All right.

I'm just going to do blood pressure, if you would. Oh.

Put your arm on through.

Boy, I almost need a chattel cup for you.

You've got such small arms. This thing is, you're swimming in it.

All right.

I think we've got you on here.

So far, am I doing good?

You're doing good so far, yes. Let me see your hand.

Stay right there, don't move.

Okay.

Oh, that thing is pretty awesome.

Yeah, see, because you're a smoker, you have a blood oxygen content of 91%.

What's that mean?

It means 98%, your capacity is 98% of oxygen, or I'm sorry,

not 98%, you're at 91% oxygen in your blood.

And your pulse rate was at 86, so you're not too bad.

That's one of the things.

Oh, you don't look too bad.

Oh, okay, that's good.

I'll see you there. Get this while I'm talking to you.

Huh? Huh.

Wonder I'm not out there, you sir.

That girl.

All right.

Now,

um, when was your last, uh, public exam?

During the pregnancy thus far from your other doctor?

Yeah, because that was like when I first became pregnant.

Okay. How far along are you?

I'm seven months. Seven months.

All right.

Well, we're going to do a health exam.

Should be anything out of the abnormal that you haven't done before.

Fortunately, we don't have any nurses available right now. Everybody's out for

lunch, kind of had to leave again, and I actually stayed behind. So normally we

would have a nurse present for this procedure, but this will be me.

Want to make sure you're comfortable with that.

Yes?

Yes. All right, good. Well, let's do that.

Hit your head around there and back over to your right.

Please put your feet in and slide on down.

There you go. There you go.

That's a big girl. Don't worry about it.

You relaxed?

Yeah.

Beautiful.

So where are all these?

That's because we're going to be doing a patent that can make sure everything is

normal.

So why is there little cameras in your office?

Little cameras?

Oh, you're talking about those.

Well, every now and then, we do do some work with teaching schools.

And when we teach, we want to also be able to teach other students without

having them in the classroom.

So what we do is we cybercast that to a classroom full of students.

Don't worry, you're fine right now. We don't have those cameras on.

Nobody's watching us here, so you're good.

Relax.

I'm going to start real quick. What we're going to do, nothing too much. I'm

just going to do a quick internal with my fingers, make sure everything's in

its place, make sure everything's feeling good, that we don't have any

swelling or anything abnormal.

We're going to do a small speculum for you.

There we go.

There we go.

Is this going to hurt?

No, you'll be fine.

Okay.

You don't have any sort of allergies to citrus, right?

Lubricant we use is citrus paste.

I hope not. Okay.

I've never used it before.

Well, you eat oranges?

Yes. Do you use any orange type sprays? No.

All right. I think you'll be fine.

And if not, you're in a good place to have an allergic reaction.

Oh, awesome. Awesome.

I definitely feel more comfortable now.

He looks good.

You feel that?

I think he is.

Okay.

Ow.

Relax. I don't feel that uncomfortable.

Relax.

Pain?

Discomfort? What are you feeling?

Discomfort right now. Discomfort, but it's not severe pain or anything?

No, no.

Okay, because that would be cause for concern.

Do you feel the baby's head in there?

No,

actually I do not.

It's just inside of your vagina and not inside of your uterus, so.

The baby is fine. Do not worry about the baby.

If the baby decides to pull his head out now, we'll take care of it now.

What

are

we doing next now, Thatcher?

Right now, we're about to do the exam of the spec moment.

Oh my god, are you fucking serious?

Uh, yes, I am. That thing looks huge.

Oh, don't worry. It's going to be going into you just like that. You'll be fine.

You're a big girl.

It's quite inconvenient to be doing this without having her here.

But like I said, we'll get you all squared over today.

What's the... What's the difference?

Does it collect something?

Yeah, we're just going to take some samples from it. Okay.

What the fuck?

Yeah, I know.

This is usually a lot easier when I have it up here. Yeah, probably.

Oh, and they're glad.

We're going to be taking some samples and a quick culture, but we have the

utmost care for our patients, so I do want to make sure we

put the child on the way.

We're very sterile with everything.

Oh, my dad.

Relax.

You'll be fine.

You're going to be squeezing something much bigger out of there very soon.

Okay.

You might feel a slight pinch here, real fast.

A pinch? What do you mean?

You're going to feel a pinch. What?

Oh, see, that wasn't all that bad.

Come on, you're a big girl, aren't you?

Stop pushing the speculum out of me.

I'm going to have to put it back in now.

What?

If you use your vagina to contract it, you're going to push the speculum out of

me.

Just fine.

Taking a sample right now.

Okay. All right. Beautiful.

So you're a big girl.

All right.

Nice and pink.

Make sure this looks good.

Oh, that's good.

Well, that's where the baby's going to be coming out of. So, yes, we do want to

make sure. Did you tighten that, sir?

Is it pretty well blocked?

Oh. Am I leaking any fluids?

No, you're not leaking any fluids that I can see.

Well, for that part, the examination,

we want to make sure that with you getting pregnant and everything that's

going on, that you still have the same sensitivity and you're still feeling

everything that you need to down there. Because as the baby comes out, things

are going to happen.

We want to check how everything operates before you have the baby.

Since this is your first exam, this is the only time that we're going to have

to be doing this, but we check for stimulation to make sure that you have

stimulation.

Okay.

Now, you just relax.

You might enjoy this, but this is part of the procedure today.

Oh, I didn't know I used to enjoy it.

Are you relaxed?

Yeah. All right.

Woo! Okay.

Sorry, it tickled. It was random.

All right.

Picklish? Very much ticklish.

Now, have you found that you have become more ticklish since you've been

pregnant?

I guess down there with that thing.

That thing.

Okay, hold on.

All right.

All right.

Yeah, damn.

That thing is strong.

Do you have another pressure point with that?

Another pressure point? Like another turning down the pressure?

You're saying turning down the vibration.

Yeah, the thing. Let's try the vibration down there.

Maybe not so.

High up on you. How was that?

Yeah, that feels better. That feels better? Yeah.

Ticklish?

Relax. Close your eyes and just enjoy the sensation.

Sounds like you're enjoying this now not so ticklish

Now, does it just tickle as you touch?

It's, yeah, exactly. It's so weird.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Sounds like you are starting to enjoy this now.

This is a good sign, doctor.

Yes, this is actually the sign that I wanted to see, that you were responding

positively to the stimulation.

Because sometimes after giving birth, the stimulation won't be the same.

So, in your post-birth checkup, we're going to end up giving you the same type

of exam, resetting the stimulation.

Okay.

Doctor, is that means you're setting him wrong and he's tickled in that spot?

No, that doesn't mean anything wrong.

You're not the first patient to experience a little fickleness down

there.

So you're definitely getting some positive stimulation down there.

Very positive.

All right. And as I said, in your follow-up examination once you've given

birth, definitely reassess the situation.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

That's more sensitive.

No. They haven't become more sensitive?

No, not at all, actually.

Have you noticed an increase in size?

No. All right.

Well, that is normal, and that does accompany the weight gain that comes

with being pregnant.

Oh, that's cool.

I don't know why they're ticklish, but they're still good at the same time.

Alright, I'm down to the end.

I just need you to stay in this

position down here. If you climb up the exam table, it's harder for me to do

what I need to do.

I'm sorry, but it's working so well.

Everything that I saw looks good. We're going to send your test out to the lab

to make sure everything looks good there. But I think you should be good to

go.

Definitely seems that you're experiencing positive stimulation as a

result of this.

Yes.

Normally I would have ended the stimulation, but you do seem to be

enjoying it so much.

And then I want to deny a patient the pleasure of our instrument.

Yes.

I'm trying to teach other people.

Well, maybe we'll have you come back as a learning tool.

Oh, sounds good.

How does that feel?

Good. It feels really, really good.

yourself, girlie.

has been completed.

Really? Yes.

Am I good?

It looks good at this point. I won't know for sure until we get it. By

tomorrow?

We don't have any appointments available tomorrow, but we definitely do want to

get you in one more time before you give birth. Okay.

As you leave, hopefully the receptionist should be back at this point, but as you

leave, just talk to her about your next appointment, and we'll see you then.

Okay, Dr. Once again, it was great meeting you.

you. Thank you.

And I'll be seeing you two very soon. Yes.

I'm glad I could.

You take care of yourself and take care of your new child.

Thank you.

Very nice to meet you.

I'll be up in a minute.

That's fine. Take your time.

Okay.

Dad, what do you want?

You know what I want.

I think you know what I want.

What? I have a doctor's appointment.

I kind of need $200.

Doctor's appointment? Doesn't my insurance cover that?

Your wife's screaming like a chief.

And what's that got to do with the insurance? Are you sure it's for your

doctor's appointment?

It's for my doctor's appointment.

You know, I'm not used to paying for books.

Well, this is just a one-time deal anyway.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I'll make you a deal.

What's that?

I'll cover the $200.

But I mean, there's your handjob later.

Hmm, you're getting hot.

We'll think about the handjob.

Mm-hmm.

I'll talk to your brother about that.

Okay.

What's that little top off of?

Leave the socks.

Oh, leave the socks, huh? Leave the socks.

Oh, is that even hard yet?

Oh. Yeah, fix that.

Yeah, we can fix that.

You're pretty much there.

We'll find out.

Oh, why do you think mommy's gonna like this?

Still hiding your face, huh?

Oh my god.

I'm glad you're not going to get pregnant.

We don't know. This could be worse.

Well, you've been working pretty heavy, I hear.

I'm sure your baby's liking this right now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

So good.

Is it doggy style?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, you like doggy style.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm. Why don't you clap my ass?

Oh, yeah.

Bad girl.

Bad girl?

Yeah, very bad girl.

Play up here.

Don't bring it back, Dad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh

yeah.

Oh

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Daddy's not a girl.

Daddy's not a girl? Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Daddy's not a girl.

I'm just kind of upset that she doesn't enjoy me.

Can you invite me in?

I bet you were going to play with your toy.

You weren't playing with Steady, were you?

No.

How does Daddy feel?

Jack your daddy off on your suit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is going to be fun.

I miss the watch.

Yeah? Yeah.

All of those things.

Did you get that on my bed yesterday?

Maybe, just a little bit.

I'll wash it, don't worry.

Okay.

She's jumpy.

I'm ticklish. I'm ticklish, what?

Little pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What if my girl's a dreamer, son? Oh, yeah.

I don't know anymore.

Mom and Daddy.

So I just read.

Let's go play with Spongebob.

That's gonna come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Daddy drip.

Daddy's still coming.

You're not a good girl.

But Daddy's coming.

Yeah, that's what we call... You do.

That's what Daddy calls a family affair.

Guess

what?

What? Dad's gone.

For real? Yeah, like, we should go fool around, right?

Hell yeah.

We should leave one too.

Let's do it. Okay.

I

hope

you

like big boobs. We'll hide big boobs.

That's fixed it. That kind of works.

It's been a while, brother.

Looks like you've grown some balls.

You do that good.

Do I?

Yeah. I'm dead.

What?

Wow, so I'll play with your nipples and you play with mine.

Now if only milk can come out of yours and mine's, we can like squirt each

other. That would be fun.

You got cute nipples, too.

Thank you.

You want to show them this condom?

Yeah. Do you think you want to put it on?

I might just cut through this thing.

Alright, you brother.

Do you mind your big sister riding you? No, I don't. You don't? Nope.

Okay.

I like riding. I think riding is fun.

Yes,

that's a nice body, sister.

I don't have an ass.

What's it do?

A little ass.

That's because of the little.

Oh,

brother,

you're so good.

um oh

yeah

Help me out.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fuck my pregnant ass.

Yeah,

I like this stuff more than I can make it.

Yeah.

oh yeah oh

yeah

I like playing with the ball.

physical spot, brother.

Oh yeah, brother.

Fuck your little sister like you mean it.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh yeah.

out of here.

Lister is going to jack you off until you come.

Yay!

Everybody's having a show. Yeah.

Faster? Yes.

Mistress, let me help you out. I want to turn on the TV.

This is going to land on my tiniest rib.

Come on little brother, show me what you got.

Ready sissy?

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can roll over.

Oh, yeah.

That's a big load, little brother.

Big things come in little packages.

They sure do.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

He did better than Dad.

Yay, I had fun.

I think we better get out of here before dad gets home.

He should too.

Yeah, let's get out and hurry the hell up.

Wait, hold on. I want Lisa to come sit in here.

Lift up.

Yes, Mom.

I'm kind of busy.

Well, I'm sorry, but you have a visitor here.

Scott.

What is he doing back?

You know, I've logged out the last week, and he's not happy with it.

Well, if you would have paid me more, I probably would have done better. I don't

understand what I did wrong.

I want you to redo it, because we can't have anybody that's not happy.

Are you serious, Mom? Absolutely.

This is no fair.

What?

Yeah, they are.

Then... Well... Then Leon fell in the bed.

Okay.

So she now I'm not happy with you, Scott.

Sorry, it just wasn't really up to par.

Well, the money wasn't up to par either.

I'm not sure how to do it.

Hope she can take care of it next time.

You better check my pants a little bit.

Well, if my mom doesn't hear it, I'll be waiting.

All right, Mom.

We'll see what we can do.

I want to show you how to do this earthquake, okay?

Okay. I'm going to get him all excited.

Give him something to look at.

Oh, so you have clothes on?

Yeah. Oh, no.

Hmm. Can I try, Mom? All right.

What else should be there?

He is pretty big, Mom, huh?

He's real big.

He looks bigger than Dad.

He is.

Hello, that's all.

Hello?

Hello? Hi.

I think you like him better, Mom.

You looking satisfied?

He seems pretty satisfied.

Is that what you did wrong?

I do.

Well, you have that tongue thing. I'm sure that's helping you a lot.

Here, Mom, let me help you.

Maybe we can both kind of do it, you know?

How happy are you?

Yeah? Yeah.

Can I pour it?

Yeah.

Let

me

come over here.

It's gonna be a big load.

I'll get close.

Where's he gonna land?

Getting close.

Oh, you guys are there.

Mm-hmm.

Maybe next time I'll do better.

Dad!

I'm here for the hand job.

Are you not? Can I put down the pillow?

Uh, you got the camera with you.

Oh, well that's unfortunate.

But, um, Mom's sitting in here.

Yeah.

For my handjob. For my free handjob. Free my ass.

Cost me 200 bucks.

Wow.

Now I'm not that, so, you know.

Yeah, well, all those boys you fuck.

Mm-hmm.

All right, so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can at least take your clothes off.

I did pay for this.

from Mommy and you.

Uh-huh.

I didn't know you were wrestling.

So you didn't know it was just randomly Mom calling you?

Saying... Call out the doors, but, like, everybody can't see.

Why, are you not going to set up the bell?

Jesus, I've got to do everything, I guess.

It's as much as your mother does.

Mom, we made it.

Because you wouldn't remind me, don't you?

Well,

let's see.

Hmm.

Did mom bite you or something?

No.

Well,

you can seem a little more enthused. You at least got 200 bucks out of me.

I'm enthused a little bit.

Kind of frustrated that I had to do this.

Wah, wah, wah.

I feel that your technique's improved.

Has it? I don't know what to say.

How long are you now?

Seven months.

I think we all know whose it is, but... I think I was out of town.

You might have been, you might have not.

So do you like this shoe perverted, daddy?

Yes, I do.

That's what I was at work last night.

Work was good.

So

you

gonna show me what you got again?

Like the daddy cow? Is that what it's all about? Uh-huh.

That's right.

Look at that, it's cocky.

I

think it's going to

go a little slow.

Yeah, it's going to be dead and crumb.

Just one hand on this.

lot, Daddy.

The little bill's not fine, is it?

No, it is.

Your mom's not been putting up?

Apparently not. I had to do the job for her.

Well, thank you, young lady.

You're welcome.

Well, I got other clients, so I'll see you tonight.

And I gotta borrow the car.

And I might need some gas money.

Yeah