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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:13,764 - Okay, what are we looking at here? 2 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,557 A flock of cormorants. 3 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,688 A couple mallard. 4 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,737 Not a cormorant. 5 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:33,534 Well, wait, no, that's a California towhee, I think. 6 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,291 Oh, people. 7 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,715 [sniffs] Yuck. 8 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,514 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 9 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:59,268 Ah, nah, that's just a survey flag. 10 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:06,817 Well, here we are at the exact coordinates 11 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,653 that Sky Shark Mark 92 laid out for a sighting 12 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,155 of the American avocet, and as we just saw, 13 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,408 that was not an American avocet. 14 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,160 It wasn't any kind of avocet. 15 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,620 I mean, all I've seen out here so far 16 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,999 are a bunch of mallards, a common crane or two, 17 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,167 a sea duck that flew off course. 18 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:28,171 And I guess a few black-necked stilts, 19 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:31,842 which of course are great, but I mean, 20 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,510 I've already ticked them. 21 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,683 I don't even know. 22 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:45,105 But I am not prepared to give up hope. 23 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,703 What? 24 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,710 What the heck? 25 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,713 [dramatic music] 26 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:16,678 IE 27 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:28,625 - [yelling] 28 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,796 - What is it? 29 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,256 - [yelling] 30 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,298 - What do you mean? 31 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,466 - Bag! Bag! 32 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,968 - You want my bag? 33 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,302 My bag? 34 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:42,389 - [yelling] 35 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,937 - Ju-- 36 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,647 - Bag! 37 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,650 [gasping] 38 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,907 - Are you okay? 39 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,289 Sir? 40 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,587 You're good? 41 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,717 You sure? 42 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,889 Okay. 43 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,021 [grunting] 44 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,987 Sir? Sir? 45 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:41,990 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 46 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,700 Wake up. Wake up. 47 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,743 Sir? 48 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,702 - Whoa! 49 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,954 Whoa, whoa. 50 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,997 I'm alive! 51 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:49,998 I'm alive. 52 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,291 Oh, God. 53 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,210 I thought that was it. 54 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,129 Wait. - What--what happened? 55 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,131 - The pulley. 56 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,008 The pulley, oh, God. 57 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,426 You pull. 58 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,385 It's supposed to go down. 59 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,386 - Yeah. 60 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,347 - I went up. 61 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:08,391 It was so scary, so scary. 62 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,353 Oh, oh. 63 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,897 - You're okay now? 64 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,649 - I'm okay. 65 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,027 Oh! 66 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,403 Oh, yeah, I'm okay. 67 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,404 I'm sorry. 68 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,240 You must be so busy. 69 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,741 You do--yeah, you do you. 70 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,035 I'm--l got this. 71 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,411 I'm going to-- 72 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,789 - Is there somebody you want me to call or? 73 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,123 - No. 74 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:35,252 I think I'm just-- 75 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,588 well, that's a really nice camera. 76 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:41,967 Wait, wait, yes, yes. 77 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,009 You're not busy, are you? 78 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,428 Can you do me a favor quick? 79 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,805 - Well, I'm kind of-- 80 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,265 - No, no, no, I'll pay you $1,000 cash. 81 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,933 I need you for 10 minutes. 82 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:05,574 - As long as I can remember, I've only had one wish. 83 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:10,287 It wasn't for $1 billion or a million more wishes. 84 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,414 I just wanted to fly. 85 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,792 Cut to, it's 1994, 86 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,128 a young boy pops in a VHS of a film 87 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,046 called "Terminal Velocity." 88 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,466 He's basking in the glow of Charlie Sheen's brave 89 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,677 and incredibly underrated performance 90 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,471 as skydiver Ditch Brodie. 91 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,725 And that boy knows his dream is going to come true. 92 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,978 But he also knows dreams don't come cheap, 93 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,355 and dreams need help, 94 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:41,151 which is why you might want to hire someone professional 95 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,279 who might be able to make sure that nothing bad happens, 96 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,615 which is why I contracted you, 97 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,950 your company, Cloudaholics Skydiving, 98 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,994 to make sure everything went okay, 99 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,747 so that, say, I wouldn't be told, 100 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,082 pull your cord anytime after 10 seconds 101 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:59,252 and accidentally get caught up in the plane's jet stream, 102 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,963 shoot straight up in the air instead of shooting down. 103 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:05,842 Or--or I wouldn't be advised to say, hey, go ahead 104 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,886 and just jump on your own even though it's your first jump. 105 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,513 You don't need a buddy up there when you're panicking. 106 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,390 There's nobody up there. There's nobody around! 107 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:17,187 Or--or so that you won't end up 100 miles from the target, 108 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,023 crumpled up on the ground, 90-- 109 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,358 Too emotional. 110 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,442 - Huh? 111 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,610 - I said, it's too emotional. 112 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,986 It's too emotional, isn't it? 113 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,071 - Uh-- 114 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,113 - I knew it, I knew it. 115 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,156 I knew it. 116 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,824 Look, it's too emotional. 117 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,368 Let me explain to you what I'm trying to do here, okay. 118 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,912 I want to sue Cloudaholics Skydiving. 119 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,664 I want to use the footage you have of me 120 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,207 almost dying in that field. 121 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,709 But I need to combine it with a perfect video. 122 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,211 And my video sucks! 123 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,545 It's too emotional. 124 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,630 - 1 don't know. 125 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,341 I think the emotion works. 126 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,509 - Really? 127 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,052 - Sure, yeah. 128 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,179 I mean, it shows you're passionate, uncompromising. 129 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,681 It'll play with the jury. 130 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:03,733 - You just made me feel so good. 131 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:08,989 You--l was just about to head into a full shame spiral 132 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,491 of self-criticism, and you know what you did? 133 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,076 - What? 134 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,828 - You saved me. 135 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,997 You saved me for the second time today. 136 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,832 Because you are-- 137 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,543 I mean, who-- who are you anyway? 138 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,253 You're an angel. You know what? 139 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,879 Let me show you. 140 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,090 I've been focused on myself this whole day. 141 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,425 Okay, who are you? 142 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,093 What's your name? 143 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,594 - Elliot. 144 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,763 - Elliot. [chuckling] Elliot, phone home, ET. 145 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,306 Okay, what are you doing out here, Elliot? 146 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,641 Tell me. 147 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,101 - I'm taking pictures of birds. 148 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,103 - Oh, yeah, I'm taking pictures of you. 149 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,646 What's your blog called? 150 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,939 - "Feathers." 151 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,066 - That's a great name for a blog. 152 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,484 But what are you doing in the middle of nowhere? 153 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,236 Seriously, look at us. We're nowhere. 154 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,071 What are you doing here? 155 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:54,826 - A guy on the community had confirmed a sighting of a bird 156 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,494 that's on my life list. 157 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,829 - Hmm. 158 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,290 What's it called? 159 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,458 - The American avocet. 160 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,834 - Yeah, what does it look like? 161 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:06,629 - It's a long-legged bird 162 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,258 with slightly webbed feet and blue legs. 163 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,762 It's got a small, rounded head and a long black bill 164 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,430 that turns slightly upward at the end. 165 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,141 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait there. 166 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:22,312 Did you say blue legs, webbed feet, 167 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,440 small, rounded head, and long black bill 168 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,401 slightly curved at the end? 169 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,611 - Yeah. 170 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,821 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 171 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,866 Oh, this is going to be a good day, Elliot. 172 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:38,453 Elliot, come with me. 173 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,412 Hey, where's your car? 174 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,330 - You saw it? 175 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,376 - Okay, keep that camera on. It could be here any second. 176 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:49,380 I swear, I saw a whole flock of them right up here. 177 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,842 - Oh, man, I can't thank you enough for doing this. 178 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,469 Especially with everything you've been through today. 179 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,512 - Are you kidding me? 180 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,846 This is your wish. 181 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,014 I mean, what did you-- what did you call it? 182 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,349 A life list? 183 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,477 You have to see this bird before you die, Elliot. 184 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,187 - [laughs] 185 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,021 - Look at you. 186 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,815 Look at that happy little boy. 187 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,775 I love how much you love these birds. 188 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,360 It's so pure and beautiful. 189 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,486 Where does it come from? 190 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,695 - 1 don't know. 191 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,905 I guess I like the whole thing. 192 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,907 I like sneaking up on them 193 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,408 and spending some time with them 194 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,285 before they know I'm there. 195 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,996 When you spend that kind of quality time with a bird, 196 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,164 you tend to get a little-- 197 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,541 - Obsessed? 198 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,918 - Well, that's kind of a strong term. 199 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,253 - No, obsession has a bad rap. 200 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,712 There's nothing wrong with obsession. 201 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,297 It's natural. 202 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,258 I mean... 203 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:37,178 I'm a little obsessed with you, Elliot. 204 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:41,057 I think you might be a little obsessed with me too. 205 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,100 - What? 206 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,476 - I'm kidding! 207 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,811 Awkward humor alert. Anyway, sorry. 208 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,479 Continue, please. 209 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,066 - Yeah, I mean, I guess I do get a little deep into it, 210 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,402 but I'm not, like, a purist like a lot of birders. 211 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,737 I mean, they look down on the fact that I film them. 212 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,406 - Wait, what? 213 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,408 - Yeah, there's, like, a whole thing about 214 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,160 you know, being out in nature 215 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,288 with the bird alone, no technology. 216 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:06,875 But I don't know, I guess I'm different. 217 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:12,714 For me, the way to enjoy it best is to film them. 218 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,760 And then you end up with, like, these tapes 219 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,054 you can watch over and over and over again. 220 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:25,018 I mean, I have, like, a whole closet full of them. 221 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,437 You probably think I'm a weirdo. 222 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,938 [tires screeching] 223 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,609 - 1 don't think it's weird at all. 224 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,611 - Huh? 225 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,696 - I think it's beautiful. 226 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,364 This is beautiful, man. 227 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,076 This--this sharing, this-- this honesty here, it's just... 228 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,622 While I have you, just the two of us, 229 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,874 can I ask, 230 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,835 you ever bait your birds? 231 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,712 - What do you mean? 232 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,505 - I think you know what I mean. 233 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,758 You ever try to lure them in a little bit with, like, 234 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,969 a "ca-caw," bird call, or maybe some food? 235 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,095 - No, I'd never do that. 236 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,472 That's entirely unethical. 237 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,598 - What about capturing? 238 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,599 - Capturing? 239 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,142 - Yeah. 240 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,852 You ever want to, like-- like, jump on them with a bag, 241 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,229 and like, you know, 242 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,231 try and take a little buddy home with you? 243 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,315 - No, God, no. 244 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,191 - Why? 245 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,318 Would the birds die in the bag? 246 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,070 - 1 don't think so. 247 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,780 It'd just be hard to catch in the first place. 248 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,240 Besides, I never do that. 249 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,325 - Elliot, have you seen the film "American Beauty"? 250 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,494 There is a line from it that perfectly encapsulates 251 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,662 what we're talking about here. 252 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,705 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. 253 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:28,957 Did you see that? 254 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,043 - Wait, where--where you going? 255 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,337 Wait, wait. Elliot! 256 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,505 Come back! 257 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,885 - Shit! 258 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,889 Shit! 259 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,558 I'm sorry, man. 260 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,935 I thought for sure that-- 261 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,816 Sir? 262 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,321 Hello? 263 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,956 Where did you go? 264 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,360 [scraping] 265 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,445 Fuck. 266 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,490 Guess I'm going to have to go find him. 267 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,413 [both screaming] 268 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,498 [running footsteps] 269 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,833 - Elliot. 270 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,001 Elliot, don't you walk away from me. 271 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,085 Don't you walk away from me. 272 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,253 I got something to say to you! 273 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,380 Hey! 274 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:04,510 Look, sometimes a man, he can spend all his time 275 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,263 looking for a special bird, and he doesn't realize 276 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:11,017 there's, like, a pretty decent regular bird in front of him. 277 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,185 You feel your heart? 278 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,436 You feel the way it's beating right now, 279 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,063 that gushing blood? 280 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,440 You were looking for the--for that feeling 281 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,441 from that special bird, 282 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:22,278 and sometimes there's a regular bird 283 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,780 right in front of you that can-- 284 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,198 that can give you that same feeling. 285 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,949 Do you understand what I'm saying? 286 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:27,992 - Yeah. 287 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,328 - Elliot, do not lie to me. 288 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,788 No more lying. 289 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:35,333 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 290 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,293 - Yes, yes. 291 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,595 - Come on. 292 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,849 [engine starts] 293 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,977 [dinging] 294 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,730 - Door's locked. 295 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,482 - Mm-hmm. 296 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,859 - The door is locked! 297 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,237 - I know. 298 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,364 - Okay, can you push the little button? 299 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,949 Do you want to? 300 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,869 - Not really. 301 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,663 - Okay, what's going on? 302 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,338 - I can explain that. 303 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,923 - Yeah, I can explain it too. 304 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,636 This is bird bait. 305 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:33,266 And this is a liar. 306 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,767 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 307 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,269 Sir! 308 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,189 Sir! 309 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,696 [tires squealing] 310 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,616 - This is not going to work 311 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,702 unless we're honest with each other, Elliot. 312 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,996 - What? 313 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,539 - I first need you to admit that 314 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,500 you're a little bit obsessed with me. 315 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,920 - I can't--l can't understand what you're saying. 316 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,173 - I said, I'm not giving you your car back 317 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,050 until you admit that you're obsessed with me! 318 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,594 - Okay. 319 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,304 I'm obsessed. 320 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,724 - With me. 321 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:17,143 - Yes, yes, with you. 322 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,978 - Okay, good. That's good. 323 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,898 Now, second, I need you to tell me 324 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:26,736 you understood what I meant with my special bird metaphor. 325 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,905 - I--1 think I understood. 326 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,324 - I don't think you did, Elliot. 327 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,117 - Can I just have my car back now? 328 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,619 - No, you may not. 329 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,912 Not until you tell me you understood what I meant 330 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,164 with my special bird metaphor! 331 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,082 - Can you please just come back here 332 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,668 so we can talk about this without screaming? 333 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,298 - You are so frustrating! 334 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,091 God! 335 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,523 - Jesus Christ. 336 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,742 What? 337 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,914 Where? Where? 338 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,082 Where? 339 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,124 Where? Where? 340 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,334 - It's in the pond. 341 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,920 The blue legs, the webbed feet. 342 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,090 - [panting] 343 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,679 [sighs] Man, fuck this. 344 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:42,186 Look, can I just have my keys back now, please? 345 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,229 - No, Elliot. 346 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,981 No, you cannot. 347 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,524 Not until we clear up all these lies. 348 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,694 - Oh, man, I am getting so tired of this. 349 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,320 The sun is going down. 350 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,281 I know you think I've been lying to you. 351 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,324 - No, no, Elliot. No, no, no, no, no. 352 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,077 It's not you, it's me. 353 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,329 I'm the one who's been lying. 354 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,833 - It's okay. 355 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,501 We all do it. 356 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,169 I--1 lied about the baiting. 357 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,796 - Clearly. 358 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,214 - Can I just have my keys? 359 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,467 And 1 will drop you wherever you need to go. 360 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,846 - No. 361 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,057 No. No. 362 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,350 No. 363 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,518 I need you to understand 364 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,228 why I have been so emotional. 365 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,396 And I need to show you. 366 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,189 And when I show you, Elliot, 367 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,401 you are going to understand everything. 368 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,944 Okay, you rolling? You ready? 369 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,070 - Yeah. - Okay. 370 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,447 Here we go. 371 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,743 Uh, hold on. [chuckles] 372 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,411 Helps if there's a little bit of wind. 373 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,163 Give that another shot. 374 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,877 It's just--anyway, the point is that 375 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,338 the regular bag sort of undulates and dances 376 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,341 in this very special way because of the wind. 377 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,217 If you'd seen "American Beauty" or listened 378 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,469 to what I was trying to tell you before 379 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,928 you cut me off earlier, you'd understand. 380 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:02,725 But fine, we're here now, so it's-- 381 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,561 it's really-- there's never any wind 382 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,729 when you need it, is there, Eliot? 383 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:07,897 It's really frustrating. 384 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,315 - Yeah, I think I get it. 385 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,650 - No, Eliot, I really don't think you do. 386 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,068 - 1 don't-- - No, you don't get it! 387 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,444 You don't get it! 388 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,913 Elliot? 389 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,415 - Yeah? 390 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,919 - I'm just trying-- 391 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,546 I'm just trying to tell you I think you're special. 392 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,679 That's all I'm trying to do here, all day. 393 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,641 That's why I lied to you about the bird. 394 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:48,354 It's why I lied to you about Cloudaholics Skydiving. 395 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,773 I didn't get lost up there, Elliot. 396 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,149 I found you. 397 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,694 I found you down here. 398 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,197 It was almost like-- like you were baiting me. 399 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,116 And so I came to you. 400 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,410 And then you spent all day 401 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:07,164 looking for that stupid special bird! 402 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,458 And I'm just regular. 403 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:15,256 Why can't regular be special, Elliot? 404 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,382 - Look, dude, I don't-- 405 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,341 - Elliot, shut your mouth. 406 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,552 Shut up, shut up. 407 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:25,474 [whispering] The special bird is right there. 408 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,309 Elliot! I know you don't believe me. 409 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,145 I would not lie about this. 410 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,187 Look! 411 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,564 - Uh... 412 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,982 - Look! 413 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,483 Look! 414 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,080 - Holy shit. 415 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,290 It's the avocet. 416 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,833 - That's right, Elliot. 417 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,835 It's your special bird. 418 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,879 And now you have a choice to make. 419 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,007 And this is not a test in any way. 420 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,968 Special or regular? 421 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,163 - What are you doing? - I baited you. 422 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,206 I baited you. 423 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,332 - What the fuck are you doing? 424 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,374 Get away from me. 425 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,709 - Yeah! 426 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,710 Elliot! 427 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,544 Go! 428 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,213 - What are you doing? 429 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,340 [laughter] 430 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,637 [panting and grunting] 431 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,814 [grunting] 432 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,276 - It's okay. 433 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,153 It's okay. 434 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,823 It's okay. It's okay. 435 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,494 [panting] 436 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,449 [dramatic music] 437 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:54,623 IE 438 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:35,164 IE 28923

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