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Um, Mom, I have a serious problem right now.

You do? What is it, honey?

Well, um, you know how I was supposed to have a date earlier today?

Mm-hmm. And she hasn't showed up all day.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, I sort of took a pill, um, to kind of make the date go better, if

you know what I mean.

Oh.

And now I've been hard for, like, all day, and it won't go away. And I know

the ads say if it's been more than four hours, I call a doctor, but... You know,

I always thought they should have said, call more girls.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so.

So, it's been that long?

Yeah. Well, here, let me see. I mean, I keep hearing about this.

Not that I have a personal experience, but, I mean, well, I guess that's kind

of weird.

But, I'll think of it this way. I've always taken care of you, haven't I?

I've been like this all day, so, like, I don't really care at this point. It's

just a huge problem.

Well, I mean, it looks okay.

It does.

I mean, it's not discolored or anything.

Okay.

Puberty was kind to you, son.

But, you know, maybe.

Have you tried to come? Have you been masturbating?

I tried and I did a couple times, but still, like, it wouldn't go down. It

still didn't go down.

Wait.

Say it a third time's a charm.

Did it do it?

Why don't I try?

Maybe? I'll try anything at this point. It's been so bad.

I mean, everything looks healthy.

It doesn't look like, you know.

Hmm.

It doesn't seem to be doing much good.

It's just getting harder.

It is.

Maybe I should sit on it.

I guess we could try that.

I'm kind of freaking out about it right now.

Yeah.

It is hard, isn't it?

Oh yeah, let's try to sit on it.

Maybe that might work better.

Oh my God.

Feels good.

Can't be all bad.

As good as it smells.

Mwah!

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah

Oh, yes.