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Hey, Will. Nathan's gonna
be living here for a while.
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How you doing, Will?
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You know, we've narrowed
down the identity
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of Jack's father.
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It's either one of
the 11 Black brothers
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of New Canaan, Connecticut
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or Paul Lynde,
the center square.
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All right, I hope you guys
like my phony bologna
free-range omelets.
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Ah, yes. It's only bean curd,
but it's got the look of pig.
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I thought you gay guys
liked the bologna.
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I don't know, I think you're
going to be with Nathan forever.
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I can feel it in some
of my original bones.
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Yep, It's just
a matter of time
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before you're driving
a mini-van full
of screaming kids
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to K-Mart to pick out curtains
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for your mud hut in Tarrytown.
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Nice to meet you.
Where's my papa?
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I am so sorry. I really
don't quite know how
to say this, but...
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your father died
five years ago.
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Oh, my God.
I've turned another one.
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[theme music playing]
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-Incoming!
-Ho!
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How have I lived without
phony bologna omelets?
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Wait till you try my southern
fried I-can't-believe
it's-not-chicken.
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-Can we have dinner at 6:00?
-How about dinner at 8:00?
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I get too hungry
for dinner at 8:00.
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[both]
That's why the lady is tramp!
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Oh, my god.
You did sleep together.
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Grace, if you're gonna
think I'm gay
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every time I pass out with men,
you're in for a lifetime
of heartache.
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[laughs]
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Hey, little Willie, you have
any socks I can borrow?
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Both mine are in the wash.
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Top drawer. Help yourself.
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There's a small black
leather pouch at the back
of the drawer.
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Just disregard that.
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Morning, sickness.
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Okay, I don't know which
one of you it was.
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But last night, someone's hand
repeatedly brushed up
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against James
and the giant peaches.
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That was your hand, Jack.
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Ah. I didn't know
I was such a tease.
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How are you feeling
this morning?
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Okay. I'm in the third stage
of the grieving process.
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I'm past anger and denial
and into leather.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello? Oh, hi, Larry.
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What? Not the scuba trip!
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Watch, he's gonna
go up an octave.
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[whining] Come on!
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We have been planning this--
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Fine, fine. Thanks a lot.
No, I don't want to talk
to Hannah.
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Don't put the kid on.
Don't--
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Hi, Hannah. Hi.
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Your daddies are losers. Bye.
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What?
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"I would have sent flowers
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but they're not as much fun
to jump up and down on.
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Love, Nathan."
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Awe!
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[giggling]
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Honey, what's that?
What's going on?
What's happening?
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Are you jumping or am
I on under-medicated?
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I am jumping on my little gift
from my boyfriend.
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You know what?
If I had your boobs
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I'd have two black eyes
right now.
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Yeah. You'd also have
a rich husband.
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I know what you're thinking.
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You're thinking that
it's a dopey gift
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because it doesn't
have "Tiffany" or "Cartier"
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or "may cause drowsiness"
on it.
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[sighs]
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But I will tell you something.
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I like Nathan, and I
don't care what you think.
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So, what do you think?
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Oh, honey, where do I begin?
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He's crude, he's crass.
Last night at the party
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he dropped an ice cube
down my blouse
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just so he could fish it
back out again.
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Oh, honey, I love him.
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-Really?
-Yeah, I think you
found the one.
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Well, the one for now.
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Oh, pshaw. Come on.
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The only thing to do now
is get a blood test
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pick out a big, white cake
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and get a copy
of "Sloppy Bride" magazine.
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Ooh, well not so fast.
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We've only been going out
for two weeks.
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It took me longer
to pick out my screen name,
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and it's "Graceadler."
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I don't know.
I think you're gonna be
with Nathan forever.
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I can feel it in some
of my original bones.
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Yup, it's just
a matter of time
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before you're driving
a mini-van full
of screaming kids
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to K-Mart
to pick out curtains
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for your mud hut in Tarrytown.
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Ooh, and you know what
the best part is?
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Now, you can start phasing
Nathan in and Will out.
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Yeah, you know,
it's like it says in the Bible.
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"When you've got the beau,
who needs the 'mo?"
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[Grace]
Okay, we have a problem.
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I don't see
three seats together.
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Well, there's two over there,
and there's those two there.
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All right, I'm gonna ask
that couple to move.
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Be nice.
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What? I'm always nice.
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-Excuse me, I hate
to bother you--
-We're not moving.
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You suck.
I hope you're sitting on gum.
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I'm sorry. He's just
angry because I'm making
him see Chocolat again.
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And besides,
that seat's broken.
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Ugh!
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Oh, great.
We can't sit together.
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Let's just go see
another movie.
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No, I don't want
to miss Chocolat.
It's magical.
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Look, I'll take that
one over there, and you guys
take these two.
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-It's fine.
-All right. Well...
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We'll see you later,
and if you need anything,
just, you know-- go get it.
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You know, the truth is,
I'm glad it's just us
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because there's something
I've been wanting to say to you.
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[clears throat]
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Yeah, I've never been
the first one to say this
in a relationship,
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but I'm just gonna
do it. Grace, I...
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Oh, will you excuse
me a minute?
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What?
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Um, I-I need to be sitting
next to Will when
the candy band plays.
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-The what?
-You know, the candy band
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the ad for the concession
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when the different types
of candy play
different instruments
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and the box of popcorn
is out on a date with
the sexy soda.
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Anyway, Will and I have
this little thing that we
do when the box of Goobers
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gets his nose stuck
in the screen. Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
Excuse me.
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Oh, gosh! Okay,
someone's gonna need
a new soda.
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[gasps] God!
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What are you doing here?
You know I don't like
to be near you when
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the candy band comes on.
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I think that Nathan is
about to say "I love you".
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Yeah?
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Isn't that too much?
Isn't it too soon?
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When he tells you he loves you,
that's wonderful.
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God, if I could get a guy
to say he loved me,
I wouldn't be here.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
Of course I would.
I love Chocolat.
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[Grace]
No, no, no.
You don't understand.
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If he says
"I love you", then that--
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That just starts a whole
chain of events in motion
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and before I know it
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I'm living in a mud hut
in Tarrytown.
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Now, just please,
get out of here, okay?
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I don't want you here when
the nose gets stuck.
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Go!
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Oh, God.
Someone's gonna need popcorn.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. I'm sorry about that.
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Now let's just watch
the movie.
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Oh, hey there, muffin.
How are you doing with
this whole dad thing?
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Better, I think.
I have light days
and heavy days.
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Today's a light day.
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I could even ride a horse.
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Well, I give you credit.
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Boy, if I'd spent
two years of my life
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looking for my dad only
to find out he's dead
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I don't think there'd be
a pill big enough
to kill that pain.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
They'd make me one.
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Excuse me.
Are you Karen Walker?
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Why? Did her step-son
sit on you?
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No.
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Did her driver accidentally
run you over?
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No.
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Are you an employee
at one of her husband's
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-textile factories in Jakarta?
-No.
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I'm Karen Walker.
How can I help you?
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Um, well, I went to
your house because that's
the last address I had.
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-I'm looking
for Jack McFarland.
-Why? does he owe you money?
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No.
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Did he steal some
of your jokes
for his cabaret act?
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No.
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You missing a scooter you
probably weren't using anyway?
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No.
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Hi, I'm Jack McFarland.
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You are?
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Wow.
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I mean, hi. I'm Elliot.
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Well, what can we do
for you, little man?
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Well, 13 years ago,
did you donate your, um...
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"stuff" to a...
188
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"stuff" bank called
the New York Family Clinic?
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Let's see.
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I think I did have
an account at that bank.
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Well, my mom was a nurse
there, and she wanted
a baby real bad
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so she took your...
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donation. Um...
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I'm your son.
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I'm gonna talk to him.
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I'm gonna talk to him.
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Tomorrow, I am gonna
talk to him.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Great news. Guess where
we're going on Friday.
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To the drugstore so you can
stock up on Campho-Phenique?
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I'm just going by
what we did last Friday.
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Okay, I'll give you a hint.
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"We'll always have Paris."
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-Paris?
-No! Casablanca.
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Morocco, you ninny!
Look! two tickets!
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I wanted to go to Morocco
ever since college!
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I know! Well, I figured,
since your scuba trip
was canceled
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it's just a perfect opportunity
for us to finally go.
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00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,783
Can you really take
the time off?
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Well, I talked to my boss,
which is me.
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She's a bit of a bitch,
but then I threatened to quit
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and she's all,
"You can't quit. You're fired."
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And I'm all,
"You can't fire me. I quit."
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-Finish this, babe.
-We're going to Morocco!
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Three fun-filled weeks!
I've already booked the whole
thing with Jeanette
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the bitter-for-no-reason
travel agent.
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-Why is she bitter?
-No reason.
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God! Morocco!
This is gonna be great,
you know?
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We're gonna be rocking
the Kasbah,
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even if the Sharif
don't like it.
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-What about Nathan?
-What about him?
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Well, you guys just started
to get serious
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Isn't it really kind
of a bad time to leave?
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Oh, Don't worry about Nathan.
He'll be fine.
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-Okay. Woo-hoo!
-Morocco!
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00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,178
Oh, hey, isn't that
your imaginary boyfriend?
227
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Yeah. I'm being coy today,
you know? I'm his coy toy.
228
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I'm his koi pond.
[chuckles]
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No wonder I'm alone.
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I came as fast as I could.
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00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:53,153
Where's my red chinchilla
warm-up suit?
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00:11:54,282 --> 00:11:56,122
Honey, I lied.
There is no suit.
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And I fell for it!
Twice in one day!
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00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,525
Honey, you have a child.
You've gotta start
dealing with that.
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00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,449
This again?
236
00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:08,874
Since when do you care
so much about family?
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00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:12,637
Hey! I'm the one
who cared enough about
my dying grandfather
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to walk up a mountain
every day to tend to him.
239
00:12:15,479 --> 00:12:18,030
Yeah, even after they took
me away to be Clara's companion
240
00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:21,041
I never forgot about him,
no. No.
241
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:23,549
In fact, I got Clara
out of that wheelchair
242
00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,556
just so I could get back
to my dear grandpapa.
243
00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:30,407
Karen, that's not you.
That's Heidi.
244
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,588
Oh. Then what's my story?
245
00:12:36,678 --> 00:12:38,434
Look, my mind is made up.
246
00:12:38,475 --> 00:12:41,110
I don't want to see
that kid, okay?
247
00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:43,953
All right, but I've got
a small man in the back
248
00:12:43,995 --> 00:12:46,796
who's ready to give you
a red chinchilla warm-up suit.
249
00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:48,678
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
250
00:12:49,513 --> 00:12:50,768
Come on out, sir!
251
00:12:50,809 --> 00:12:52,357
Hey.
252
00:12:52,398 --> 00:12:54,906
She did it again!
253
00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,454
All right, now get in there.
254
00:12:56,496 --> 00:12:58,545
You two are gonna stay in here
till you work something out.
255
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,482
Mr. McFarland,
I didn't mean to freak you out.
256
00:13:04,523 --> 00:13:05,861
I just wanted to meet you.
257
00:13:05,904 --> 00:13:07,994
Yeah, well,
we don't need to meet, okay?
258
00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:09,834
Because I'm not your father.
259
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,760
But you are.
My mom still has your file.
260
00:13:12,802 --> 00:13:14,725
It says that you were
a ballet dancer and model
261
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,398
who enjoys long walks
on the beach.
262
00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:17,945
[dramatic gasp]
263
00:13:17,986 --> 00:13:20,161
That's not me.
264
00:13:20,202 --> 00:13:22,293
And it says that you were
part of a performing
group called
265
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,008
"Jack and the Beanstalk".
266
00:13:24,049 --> 00:13:27,226
That was a solo act!
267
00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:31,281
Listen, Elliot,
I can't do this with you, okay?
268
00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:33,916
A kid just does not fit
into my "E! True
Hollywood Story."
269
00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:38,474
But I don't want
anything from you.
270
00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:40,480
I just thought every once
in a while we could,
271
00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:42,111
I don't know,
hang out or something
272
00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:44,871
maybe throw a ball,
or watch hockey,
273
00:13:44,912 --> 00:13:47,003
or see a Jackie Chan movie?
274
00:13:47,044 --> 00:13:49,469
Dear God! What has not having
a father done to you?
275
00:13:51,393 --> 00:13:53,316
So, what do you think?
276
00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:57,706
Yeah, I... Listen, Elliot,
I'm sorry, but...
277
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,550
It's okay. It doesn't matter.
278
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,431
I mean, what do you care?
279
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,480
You don't know what it's like
not to know your father.
280
00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:09,873
Actually, I do.
281
00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:14,137
I didn't know my father, either.
282
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:17,817
-Really?
-Yeah, my dad was some
anonymous stranger
283
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:20,325
in a Nixon mask who did
my mom at a pool party.
284
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:23,294
-Who's Nixon?
-I don't know.
285
00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:27,685
Didn't you ever wonder
who your dad was,
286
00:14:27,727 --> 00:14:29,900
and if he was like you?
287
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:32,158
Yeah, I used to.
288
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,545
For a while, you know,
every drop-dead gorgeous guy
I'd see
289
00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:37,551
I'd yell "Daddy"
and see if they turn around.
290
00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:41,901
I used to pretend
my dad was Spider-Man.
291
00:14:41,942 --> 00:14:44,409
My God, you must be psychic,
because I have been known
292
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,210
to scale tall buildings
to get out of sticky situations.
293
00:14:50,345 --> 00:14:53,899
Well, I've met you.
294
00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:55,906
I guess I should go.
295
00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:57,579
Yeah.
296
00:15:03,766 --> 00:15:05,063
Hey! Um...
297
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,241
You know,
if you're not in a hurry,
298
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,829
you maybe wanna go grab
a burger or something?
299
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:13,299
Yeah, I guess. You buying?
300
00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:15,515
Heh, I was just gonna ask
you the same thing.
301
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,947
Hey, it gets pretty
chilly out there, so...
302
00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:24,170
-So, where are you from?
-I'm from Queens.
303
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,177
Yes, you are,
but we'll talk about that
when you're older.
304
00:15:30,692 --> 00:15:34,080
Okay. Gel, mousse.
305
00:15:34,121 --> 00:15:36,881
Thickener, volumizer.
306
00:15:36,923 --> 00:15:40,769
Wet look, dry look,
mega hold...
307
00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:44,323
Must be something in here
I don't need. Oh, shampoo.
308
00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:48,170
-Hey.
-Hey!
309
00:15:48,211 --> 00:15:50,301
Just came
to return your socks.
310
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:54,525
You don't need to wash them.
I only wore them a day or two.
311
00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:57,159
-You just missed
your girlfriend.
-You mean ex-girlfriend.
312
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,789
What?
313
00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:00,838
She broke up with me.
314
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,514
She what? That's impossible!
She didn't say anything to me
315
00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:05,395
and she tells me everything.
316
00:16:05,437 --> 00:16:06,482
Obviously not everything.
317
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:09,200
Did she say why?
318
00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:12,796
Well, she talked
for a long time about her life
319
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:16,098
and her future
and how I'm macaroni salad
320
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,106
and she's kugel with raisins
321
00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:21,701
and by the time she
started quoting lyrics
to "Desperado," I was lost.
322
00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:26,300
Why would she break up
with you?
323
00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:29,561
You're sensitive,
you're smart, you're funny
324
00:16:29,603 --> 00:16:32,363
you've got an ass
that won't quit.
325
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,119
It's just so, you know...
326
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,596
Just it's perfect and round
and you just--
Again, why? Why?
327
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,738
You got me.
Maybe it's like she said,
328
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:47,373
"Been out riding fences
for so long now".
329
00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:49,882
I mean, I'm a hard one,
but I got my reasons.
330
00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:56,195
I don't know what
to tell you. She's crazy.
331
00:16:56,237 --> 00:16:58,704
And just when you think
you've reached the bottom
level of her craziness
332
00:16:58,745 --> 00:17:00,293
there's a crazy
underground garage.
333
00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:06,146
Well, yeah, somebody may have
shot out her porch light
334
00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:08,948
but I do love her.
335
00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:12,375
Have a nice trip.
336
00:17:22,661 --> 00:17:25,713
-God, finally, you're here.
-Why did you break up
with Nathan?
337
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:32,570
Look, I just wanna get
on the plane, go to Morocco
338
00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:33,908
and start having some fun.
339
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,414
Do we have to talk
about this right now?
340
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,793
Yes, we do.
341
00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:40,430
I don't see a future
with him, okay?
342
00:17:40,472 --> 00:17:43,023
I'm 27 years old.
I'm not getting any younger.
343
00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:45,154
Really? Because
in that sentence,
you got five years younger.
344
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:47,078
-Can we just go?
-No. Talk to me!
345
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,416
-I don't wanna talk--
-Tell me!
346
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,089
-It wasn't working out, okay?
-Why?
347
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,677
-He's weird!
-He's interesting.
348
00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:53,266
-He's childish.
-He's fun.
349
00:17:53,308 --> 00:17:54,730
-He's aimless.
-He could change your life.
350
00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:57,155
-That's what I'm afraid of.
-Yeah, but why?
351
00:17:58,534 --> 00:18:00,290
I like my life.
352
00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:02,172
I like our thing.
353
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:04,346
If things start working out
with Nathan,
then everything's gonna change.
354
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,976
Good!
355
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:11,621
Grace, so it changes.
356
00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:13,795
I just don't want you
using me as an excuse
357
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,049
for not getting
on with your life.
358
00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:16,220
That's not what I'm doing.
It's just that--
359
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,896
-Do you love him?
-Do I what?
360
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:20,485
Don't do Fiddler with me.
361
00:18:20,527 --> 00:18:23,285
I'm asking you a question.
Do you love him?
362
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:26,924
-It is not that simple.
-Do. You. Love. Him?
363
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,690
I don't know.
364
00:18:31,732 --> 00:18:32,693
Maybe.
365
00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:34,951
Well, go find out.
366
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,882
Grace,
you got two choices here
367
00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:40,512
You take the easy route.
368
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,812
Fly to a third-world
country, ride a camel
369
00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:45,112
and wake up in a tent
beside the swarthy
prince who bought you.
370
00:18:46,783 --> 00:18:49,209
Or you can take
a risk in your life
371
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,507
get in that car,
go back to the apartment,
372
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,598
and see what happens
with you and Nathan.
373
00:18:58,156 --> 00:19:00,204
I knew you'd choose me.
374
00:19:02,713 --> 00:19:07,020
You know,
I just as easily could have
gotten on that plane and--
375
00:19:07,061 --> 00:19:09,153
Could be on the way
to Morocco right now.
376
00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:11,952
With the camels and the sand.
377
00:19:11,995 --> 00:19:13,793
I love you.
378
00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:18,392
I love you, too.
379
00:19:19,562 --> 00:19:21,695
-Oh, excuse me.
-Sorry, its my fault--
380
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,535
Hey, I know you.
381
00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:25,835
I've seen you at
the coffee shop on Columbus.
382
00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:28,009
You know, I keep meaning
to introduce myself.
383
00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:29,848
I am Chris.
384
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:31,729
Will. Hi.
385
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,820
Uh, where are you off to?
386
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,579
France. Going on this
bike tour through
the Loire valley.
387
00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:37,917
How about you?
388
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:40,049
France. Bike tour.
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