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[Grace]
Will! Open the door! Will!
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What's going on?
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It better be a fire.
With really cute firemen.
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[Grace] Will, hurry up!
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I'm Will, by the way.
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Mipanko.
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And why wouldn't you be?
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Aah!
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Someone just tried to break
into my apartment!
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I was sleeping,
and I heard the door jiggle,
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and then they tried
to jam it open!
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-There's someone out there!
-Oh, my God!
A-are you all right?
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No!
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You stay here, and we'll...
we'll go check it out.
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Jack, you may wanna
grab something heavy.
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I am so freaked out.
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I cannot believe someone
was trying to break
into my apartment.
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There's probably someone
roaming the hallway
with my picture
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in one hand and an axe
in the other.
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Oh, thank you.
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That feels nice.
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Who are you?
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Mipanko.
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Like the candy treat?
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And don't worry, Jack has
a black belt in tae kwon do.
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The Navy Seals, they train him
for this sort of thing.
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So you two are
pretty close, huh?
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As close as two men
can get in 11 minutes.
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Somebody was definitely trying
to get in. The doorjamb
was messed with.
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Yeah, but the ball cock is OK.
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What? Why did you
check the toilet?
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I didn't.
I just like saying it. [laughs]
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All right, well,
there's nothing we
can do tonight.
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So, you wanna...
you wanna stay here?
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No. No, I'm not going
to be chased out of
my own apartment.
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Then they'll have won.
I'm gonna be strong.
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Will you sleep over
with me tonight? Please!
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Please, please, please.
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Why do I only get
these offers from women?
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Okay, all right,
all right, all right!
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Thank you! Who's my hero?
Who's my big strong man?
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I don't know, but I'll stay over
till he shows up.
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Will? Are you asleep?
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You kidding? Between
the mouth-breathing and
the wheezing and the sinuses,
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it's like sleeping
with a Sleestak.
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This Breathe-Easy strip
doesn't work.
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-Ow!
-Ow!
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- What?
-Could we talk
about your toenails?
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I'm sorry. I'll cut them.
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Don't you need them
for tree-climbing
and warding off predators?
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[thud]
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Shh! Listen! Listen!
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I just heard
someone outside!
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You heard nothing!
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There's nothing out there,
so just--
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-[thud]
-Oh, my God!
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-See!
-Don't freak out!
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-I am not freaking out!
-Shh!
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Shh! Stay here.
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[both scream]
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[shrieks]
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Nothing. It's nothing.
We're fine.
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Did I just scream like a woman?
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Don't flatter yourself.
You scream like a girl.
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Will, if there had
been someone out there,
what would we have done?
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I don't know. Grate
some cheese with your toenails
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and invite them in for quiche?
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Come on, let's go back to bed.
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What? No, no!
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-I can't sleep here.
-Oh!
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No, I'm too creeped out.
No, I... I don't...
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I don't feel...
I don't feel good here anymore.
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OK, all right, all right,
we'll go to my apartment.
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It'd make more sense, anyway.
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At least this way,
we'll get some peace and quiet.
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[both] Biggly, biggly, biggly,
biggly, biggly, biggly, bog!
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-I win!
-Damn!
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Every time!
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-What are you doing?
-Playing Biggly Bog!
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Biggly what?
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Bog.
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It's like Taggly Dip
but with dice.
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Look, Grace can't sleep over
there, so we're gonna stay...
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Why is Mipanko wearing
my kimono?
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Blanche, I think the bigger
question is, why do you
have a kimono?
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[squawking]
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And how many times have
I told you to keep your animals
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in your room, Doctor Do-nothing?
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Shh-shh-shh! Just keep it down.
You'll wake up Poppy.
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Who's Poppy?
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Mipanko's Poppy, Will.
He showed up here in tears.
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Poppy got in a fight
with his parents.
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It's OK, Poppy.
We'll be quiet. OK.
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And we close the mouth.
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-Morning.
-Morning.
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-Morning.
-Morning.
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Can you imagine if whoever
it was had actually gotten in?
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He probably would've made me
rub lotion all over myself
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so he could make
a prairie skirt out of my skin.
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Karen, I have never been more
terrified in my entire life.
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Oh, honey.
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Stan bought me
a seven-karat ruby
on our trip to Paris last year.
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What does that have
to do with the break-in?
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Nothing, honey. I thought
we were just swapping stories.
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Jeez Louise! Didn't realize it
was All About Grace Day.
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Oh, there it is.
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Miss Karen, they were out
of Grey Goose, so I got
you extra Stoli.
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Ooh!
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-What's going on here?
-This doesn't concern you.
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I'm turning the fridge
into a minibar.
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So, what did you
bring me, Rosiola?
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Oh, all your boys are here.
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Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam,
Jose Cuervo,
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and the two Glens,
Livet and Fiddich.
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I think I'm gonna give
the boys a shimmy. Whoo!
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Oh, yeah! Hey, boys.
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Karen, Karen...
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No. No, no, no, no.
No, this is not a hotel.
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We work here.
You cannot have a minibar.
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Where should I put
the giant Kit-Kats?
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Stick them in the minibar.
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I've had it, Grace!
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If you leave the toilet seat
down one more time--
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Are you two still fighting?
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What is she doing here?
It's 9:45. Shouldn't
she be at lunch?
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What is she doing here?
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Shouldn't she be
at the Westside Y
bobbing for boyfriends?
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-Why are you still doing this?
-Hey, hey, hey!
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I did her a favor by marrying
her maid. And what do I
get in return?
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Nothing! She is dead to me!
[spits]
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Nobody tries to soak Karen
Walker for half a mil and
my bustier collection!
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She is dead to me, too! [spits]
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You know, this is my office.
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I had to have Rosario deloused
after being married to it!
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Hello, I'm in the room!
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[both shouting]
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Enough! Stop!
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Not another word
from any of you!
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Suck it.
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Okay, enough! All of you,
just go off to your
corners and just...
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be strange!
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Now!
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[fakes a cough]
Rhymes with witch.
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I am sorry, but I am just not
in the mood to play mediator.
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I am having the hardest time
just feeling safe
in my own home.
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Why? What happened?
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What are... what are you doing?
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It's Behind the Music
with Mariah Scary.
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00:10:22,424 --> 00:10:27,311
I am right in the middle
of Rumpole of the Bailey.
Don't just grab the remote!
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00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:29,710
I'm sorry.
It was very wrong of me.
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What?! Where did you get that?
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00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:35,294
Ooh, look! This is the part
where Mariah pretends
not to hate Whitney.
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Give me that!
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We are going to watch
Rumpole of the Bailey.
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00:10:40,355 --> 00:10:42,056
Out of my way! Out of my way!
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00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,409
They're reattaching a woman's
scalp on The Learning Channel!
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00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:45,285
Put it on!
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00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:48,208
Sorry, Grace. Will's watching
Bunghole up my Mainly.
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It is Rumpole of the Bailey,
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and seeing as I have
the remotes, that's
what we're watching.
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Grace! Wha... You've seen
this thing, like, five times.
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00:11:00,031 --> 00:11:01,340
I know, but it's hard
to watch the whole thing.
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00:11:01,383 --> 00:11:03,826
Each time I watch,
I see a little-- Whoa!
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00:11:04,786 --> 00:11:06,575
No, no! We are watching this!
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00:11:06,619 --> 00:11:08,975
-Mariah!
-Rumpole.
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00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:11,243
No, no! Just leave it alone!
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00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:13,468
-Cut it out already!
-I...
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00:11:13,512 --> 00:11:15,737
Wait, what happened?
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00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,831
Why is it on Highway to Heaven?
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00:11:19,183 --> 00:11:21,146
You broke it!
Now it's stuck on Pax TV.
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00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:23,066
-No!
-No!
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00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:26,339
That's it! Get out here,
both of you! Come on, out!
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I can't sleep.
Y-you've eaten all my food.
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00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,534
There's so much hair at
the bottom of the bathtub,
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00:11:32,577 --> 00:11:34,977
I swear it's about to ask
me if I want a falafel.
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I can't do this anymore.
I'm sorry. I love you both,
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and I want to help you,
but I'm afraid one of you
is gonna have to go.
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[both arguing]'
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Whoa, Cassidy, Cody, enough!
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I know, I know!
You're scared of your apartment,
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and you're a homo
without a home. I know!
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They're very good arguments,
a-and trust me,
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this is not a decision
I'm eager to make, so...
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So you make it.
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Kumquat?
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You decide who's going to stay
and who's going to go.
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00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,412
-I'll be back in an hour.
-Where are you going?
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Where every red-blooded
American man goes when he
needs to blow off steam,
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the sweater department
at Bergdorf's.
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[both] Scissors! Scissors!
Scissors! Scissors!
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00:12:29,555 --> 00:12:31,517
Stop doing that! It doesn't work
if you do the same thing!
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00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:34,266
-Then stop doing scissors!
-You stop doing scissors!
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00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,145
-Fine!
-Fine!
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00:12:38,454 --> 00:12:39,763
Again.
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[both] Scissors! Scissors!
Scissors! Scissors!
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00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:43,384
You suck at this!
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Listen, this is no way
to decide who's going
to stay in this apartment.
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00:12:49,405 --> 00:12:51,237
Let's just be fair.
Let's be reasonable.
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I'm thinking of a number
between one and ten.
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Do you have no respect for me?
I'm not gonna play
that stupid game.
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00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:00,311
-Just pick a number!
-Five.
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00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:01,795
Damn it!
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00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:07,728
You were wrong.
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00:13:10,128 --> 00:13:12,658
Jack, for once in your life,
would you stop being
so selfish?!
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00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:15,668
I was robbed!
My apartment still feels creepy!
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00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,762
Oh, shut up, Adler!
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00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:20,554
Your apartment was creepy
before you were robbed!
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00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:23,783
You just wanna stay here
because this place
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00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:26,837
doesn't smell like
bologna and mulch.
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Well, you're nothing
but a leech, McFarland!
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00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:30,633
You just glom on to someone
like Karen or Will,
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and you leech, and you mooch,
and you leech,
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-and you mooch, and you leech--
-Scaredy-cat!
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-Parasite!
-Overbite!
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-Underdeveloped calves!
-[gasps]
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Here you go. I'm here to pick up
Stanley Walker's suit.
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Karen, it's me, Will.
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00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:53,231
Oh! Hi, Wilma. I'm sorry.
I didn't see you!
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00:13:54,628 --> 00:13:57,071
Silly me.
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So could you grab me that suit?
I'm kind of in a hurry.
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00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:04,968
Karen, I don't work here. I'm...
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00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,149
Actually, you know what?
I'm on my break right now,
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00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:09,548
but the other salesguy'll
be back in just a minute.
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00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,518
-So how you doing?
-All right.
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00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,656
Just doing a little shopping
while Grace and Jack--
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Buh-buh-buh-buh!
Do not say that name to me!
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He is dead to me! [spits]
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00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:26,519
And that one goes
to the bottom of the pile.
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00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:29,835
I can't believe
you're still mad at him.
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I clothed and fed that man
for a year,
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and he tried to fleece me.
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And he didn't even have
the decency
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to put me into
an insulin-induced coma first.
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00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:42,618
Are you actually surprised
that Jack McFarland took
advantage of you?
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00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:44,537
I mean, that's like being
surprised when the counter help
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at a yogurt shop seems
sad for no reason.
237
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Come on, this is Jack
we're talking about.
238
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Go on, salesperson.
239
00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:56,055
Jack is like a... a puppy.
240
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You don't stop loving him
because he piddles
on the carpet.
241
00:14:58,716 --> 00:15:02,381
You just roll up a newspaper
and hit him on the snoots.
242
00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:05,304
-He does have that
sweet puppy breath.
-Yeah.
243
00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:09,056
And we both know how much
he loves chasing that tail.
244
00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:14,247
Here you go.
245
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,905
Thanks.
246
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,999
I'm really glad we worked
things out, Grace.
247
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,707
Yeah, me too.
Sorry I bitch-slapped you.
248
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,329
-Hi.
-Hi.
249
00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:28,295
Hey, so guess what?
We've come to a decision.
250
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:31,000
Well, good. I figured if
I just got out of your way,
251
00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:33,618
you'd do the right thing.
So, what did you decide?
252
00:15:33,661 --> 00:15:35,887
I'm in, Red's out.
253
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:37,370
Well, OK, that's good.
254
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:40,381
That's... that's fine.
And you're OK with this?
255
00:15:40,424 --> 00:15:43,696
Yeah, I'm gonna have my
Aunt Pesha come over and get
rid of the evil spirits.
256
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:47,361
Then, of course, the
problem becomes getting rid
of my Aunt Pesha, but...
257
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,716
And if that doesn't work,
then I'll just find another
place to live.
258
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,374
I mean, we really
talked about it,
259
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,516
and... and he really does need
this more than I do, so...
260
00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,479
Plus you lost three straight
rounds of thumb wrestling.
261
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,049
Okay, not necessary.
262
00:15:59,795 --> 00:16:03,503
-So... I'm gonna get going.
-Yeah.
263
00:16:06,644 --> 00:16:11,530
Hey, Will, you know,
can you run out and get me some
bee pollen extract for my tea?
264
00:16:11,574 --> 00:16:13,755
Yeah, it's a little dullsville.
265
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,467
Hold that thought.
266
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:24,532
Just wanna try
a little experiment.
267
00:16:24,575 --> 00:16:26,494
You sit there...
268
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:29,853
with that. And you come here.
269
00:16:34,783 --> 00:16:37,751
Yes, much better, much better!
270
00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:42,113
W-what's going on?
271
00:16:42,156 --> 00:16:44,338
I thought you wanted us
to make the choice.
272
00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:48,308
I did. I just didn't think
you'd pick the wrong choice.
273
00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:53,151
May I remind you that
I'm your one remaining link
to the gay world.
274
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:58,037
Jack, I love you.
I'm sorry, but...
275
00:16:58,081 --> 00:17:00,829
For the sake of our friendship,
I can't live with you.
276
00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:06,850
So you're shutting me out?
Is that... is that wh...?
277
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,682
Mmm, yeah,
that tastes good, yeah.
278
00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:10,515
All right, fine. You know what?
279
00:17:10,558 --> 00:17:12,259
If you need me, I'll be out
on the street sleeping in a hat,
280
00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:14,790
tissue boxes for shoes,
selling figurines of kittens
281
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,797
made from scraps
of metal and old soup.
282
00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:21,596
Hey, Éponine...
283
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:26,613
what I had in mind was
you sublet Grace's apartment.
284
00:17:26,657 --> 00:17:30,627
Or technically, your mom and I
sublet Grace's apartment.
285
00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:34,640
What do you think?
286
00:17:34,684 --> 00:17:37,258
-Works for me.
-Yeah, you'd like that,
I'm sure. Yeah, right.
287
00:17:37,302 --> 00:17:40,530
Yeah! There's nine months
left on my lease.
288
00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:43,584
-Wouldn't you like it?
-Yeah, OK, Grace!
289
00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:47,162
Oh, my God, I have
my own apartment!
290
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,910
All it needs is
a little gay spray
291
00:17:49,953 --> 00:17:51,524
and a half-dozen
torso sculptures,
292
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,225
and I'm home!
293
00:17:55,189 --> 00:17:57,894
Let's go tell everybody!
Exeunt flourish!
294
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,975
-So...
-Yeah.
295
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,247
So we're living together again.
296
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,603
Yes, we are.
297
00:18:15,912 --> 00:18:17,352
You sure about this?
298
00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:21,801
Sweetie...
299
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,866
I have never been less sure
about anything in my life.
300
00:18:29,873 --> 00:18:31,443
Oh, thank God. Me too.
301
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:39,340
-Oh! Hey, poodle!
-Hello.
302
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,434
Guess what? Good news.
303
00:18:41,477 --> 00:18:42,525
We're not mad
at each other anymore,
304
00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:44,793
because I've forgiven you.
305
00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:48,239
Interesting, because
I haven't forgiven you.
306
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,555
So, what's your point?
307
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,344
Oh, all right, I'm sorry.
308
00:18:53,388 --> 00:18:55,962
There, we're done. Come on,
let's go get French tips.
309
00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:58,841
Karen, I am not
a light switch that you can
310
00:18:58,885 --> 00:19:01,197
just apologize to and expect
me to forgive you.
311
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,388
My emotions are
much more complex than that.
312
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,963
I need time to heal.
I don't accept.
313
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:14,286
-You don't what?
-I said I don't accept.
314
00:19:14,329 --> 00:19:17,383
I don't think you understand
what just happened here.
315
00:19:17,426 --> 00:19:20,175
The only other person
I've ever apologized
to was my mother,
316
00:19:20,219 --> 00:19:22,182
and that was court-ordered.
317
00:19:24,014 --> 00:19:26,676
So please accept my apology
in the spirit in which
318
00:19:26,719 --> 00:19:29,206
it was intended,
or I'll kick you in the gittles.
319
00:19:31,649 --> 00:19:33,874
No.
320
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,881
Now be gone before
someone drops a house on you!
321
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,934
Hey, up yours, Dorothy.
322
00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:42,905
May you tan and freckle!
323
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,086
Don't mind me. I'm just grabbing
my toothbrush and a Balance Bar.
324
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:47,267
-[thud]
-Ow!
325
00:19:49,929 --> 00:19:52,110
[both laugh]
326
00:19:58,088 --> 00:19:59,919
Hey, that looked like it hurt.
327
00:19:59,963 --> 00:20:02,144
Yeah, tell me about it!
She could be bleeding.
328
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,635
[stifles laugh]
329
00:20:09,212 --> 00:20:10,521
That's not funny.
330
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:14,447
You wanna know something
else that's not funny?
331
00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:21,210
You know, um, yesterday
she slipped on some bacon
grease in the kitchen,
332
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,827
and she missed the countertop
by this much.
333
00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:25,529
Ha!
334
00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:29,281
She could have lost an eye!
335
00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:30,938
[giggling]
336
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:36,305
Last night, Olivia
shoved the butler
down the service stairwell,
337
00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:39,184
-knocked him unconscious!
-[laughing]
338
00:20:39,228 --> 00:20:42,936
-When did you find him?
-Not till this morning!
339
00:20:42,979 --> 00:20:47,299
-He might need a brace!
-[both laughing]
340
00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:48,825
Oh, Kar, I missed you!
341
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,789
Oh, I missed you too, honey.
342
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,185
[both] Wink, wink!
343
00:20:54,672 --> 00:20:56,984
I felt so bad,
I went out and bought this.
344
00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,642
-Oh, for me?
-No.
345
00:20:59,863 --> 00:21:01,608
But we can go buy you
a little happy.
346
00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:03,354
Come on, let's go to Bergdorf's.
347
00:21:03,398 --> 00:21:06,189
-Say, did you know
Will works there now?
-Get out!
348
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:14,653
[man] And that concludes
the Highway to Heaven
marathon.
349
00:21:14,697 --> 00:21:19,408
Stay tuned for
the Making of the Highway
to Heaven Marathon.
350
00:21:19,453 --> 00:21:21,459
That was good.
351
00:21:25,778 --> 00:21:27,654
Night, Poppy.
352
00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:31,318
And...
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