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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,099 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:00,101 --> 00:00:02,434 We come to you now with revelations 3 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:04,067 about last week's attack in London. 4 00:00:04,201 --> 00:00:06,533 An anonymous source provided this video. 5 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:09,234 It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, 6 00:00:09,368 --> 00:00:11,101 moments before his death. 7 00:00:11,234 --> 00:00:13,434 You may find this video disturbing. 8 00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:15,667 I managed to send the Elemental back, 9 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,934 but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge. 10 00:00:18,067 --> 00:00:19,600 Spider-Man attacked me. 11 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:21,967 He has an army of drones, Stark technology. 12 00:00:22,101 --> 00:00:25,567 He's saying he's gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else. 13 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,900 Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? 14 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:29,867 There will be significant casualties. 15 00:00:30,001 --> 00:00:31,867 Do it. Execute them all. 16 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:39,234 This shocking video was released earlier today 17 00:00:39,368 --> 00:00:42,267 on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net. 18 00:00:42,401 --> 00:00:44,267 There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof 19 00:00:44,401 --> 00:00:46,401 that Spider-Man was responsible 20 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:48,667 for the brutal murder of Mysterio, 21 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,234 an interdimensional warrior 22 00:00:50,368 --> 00:00:52,134 who gave his life to protect our planet 23 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:54,633 and who will, no doubt, go down in history 24 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:58,434 as the greatest superhero of all time. 25 00:00:58,567 --> 00:00:59,934 But that's not all, folks. 26 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:01,600 Here's the real blockbuster. 27 00:01:01,734 --> 00:01:03,734 Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down. 28 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:07,067 Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is... 29 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:10,967 Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker. 30 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:13,567 What the f...? 31 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,134 That's right, folks. Peter Parker. 32 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:19,001 A 17-year-old high school delinquent... 33 00:01:19,134 --> 00:01:21,800 - She knows him. - Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend? 34 00:01:21,934 --> 00:01:22,800 ...is, in fact... 35 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:24,500 Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend? 36 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:26,567 ...the vile vigilante villain Spider-Man. 37 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,700 - Yo, it's him. - Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 38 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:30,867 - Please don't touch her, sir. - You're just a kid? 39 00:01:31,001 --> 00:01:32,567 - You murdered Mysterio? - Um... 40 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,067 - You helped him? - No, I didn't... 41 00:01:34,201 --> 00:01:36,234 Come on, kid, let me see your face. 42 00:01:36,368 --> 00:01:37,700 He hit me. Spider-Man hit me! 43 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,368 - Come on. - He hit me. 44 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,368 All this time, people looked up to this boy 45 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,201 and called him a hero. 46 00:01:43,334 --> 00:01:46,633 I'll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one! 47 00:01:46,767 --> 00:01:49,468 I told you I never wanted to do this ever again! 48 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,401 MJ, I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything 49 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:52,600 with your hand in my... 50 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:54,001 Sorry. Where are we gonna go? 51 00:01:54,134 --> 00:01:55,900 - I don't know. Your house? - No! No! 52 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,500 My dad will kill you. 53 00:01:57,633 --> 00:01:59,401 What? You said your dad really liked me. 54 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:01,301 Yeah, well, not anymore. 55 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:06,067 Dude! 56 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:07,134 Dude! 57 00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:08,401 Dude! 58 00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:09,468 Dude! 59 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:12,267 I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 60 00:02:12,401 --> 00:02:13,700 No, not really. Uh... 61 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,267 Yo, Peter! 62 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,500 We should go. We should go. Come on. 63 00:02:24,633 --> 00:02:27,067 - You said you don't want to swing. - Swing me. 64 00:02:27,201 --> 00:02:28,800 Okay. We can take the subway. 65 00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:33,468 No. 66 00:02:39,434 --> 00:02:40,468 Look out! 67 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:48,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 68 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:50,468 That was so much worse. 69 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,667 Okay. It's okay. 70 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,734 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 71 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:57,800 Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I'm so sorry. 72 00:03:07,533 --> 00:03:10,368 Okay. Okay. 73 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,533 I'm sorry. 74 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:16,267 I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable. 75 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:18,067 No, it was really fun, right? 76 00:03:18,201 --> 00:03:19,734 That's why they call it a fling. 77 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,301 - And we flung. - It was fun. 78 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:22,800 I could've been more fun. 79 00:03:22,934 --> 00:03:24,267 - I can be fun. - We'll hang out again. 80 00:03:24,401 --> 00:03:26,434 Like, when do you think? 81 00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:30,067 I should see what that is. 82 00:03:30,201 --> 00:03:32,067 - No, no, no. - It's what I do. 83 00:03:32,201 --> 00:03:34,201 - He's always coming and going. - Peter? 84 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:36,767 Oh, no. 85 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:39,267 - I don't know what to do. - Peter. Peter. 86 00:03:39,401 --> 00:03:41,368 - Oh, I... - I didn't see anything. 87 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,734 This isn't what it looks like. 88 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,533 - No, no, May. - Practice safe... 89 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:47,368 Oh, hey. You must be MJ! 90 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,967 - Yeah. Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you. 91 00:03:50,101 --> 00:03:51,934 Wait, have you been crying? 92 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,167 We broke up. 93 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,567 - Hey, Spider-Man! - Oh. Oh, uh... 94 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,434 Thank you. I didn't know you broke up. 95 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:00,834 I thought you were in love, May. 96 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:02,468 Can we talk about this in the kitchen? 97 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,101 I should probably leave. 98 00:04:04,234 --> 00:04:06,134 I thought you guys were such a handsome couple. 99 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,301 It's really about boundaries. 100 00:04:08,434 --> 00:04:10,700 - Let me answer the door. - Let's go here. 101 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,267 - Is that the door? - Hey. Is it true? 102 00:04:12,401 --> 00:04:14,301 - I was gonna go, but... - Not now. 103 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:17,368 I didn't know you were so awkward about sex, Peter. 104 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,434 This has nothing to do with sex. 105 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:22,900 If you wanna go over it again. I mean... What's that sound? 106 00:04:24,234 --> 00:04:26,633 - Hey, Spider-Man! - Oh, my God. 107 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,667 I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to. 108 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,401 You take care of your side, I'll take care of mine. 109 00:04:34,867 --> 00:04:36,267 What is up with this phone? 110 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,267 Will you get off your phones for five minutes? 111 00:04:38,401 --> 00:04:40,633 I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay? 112 00:04:40,767 --> 00:04:41,734 Peter? 113 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:45,767 What? 114 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,800 - Is that...? - Is that here? 115 00:04:49,934 --> 00:04:51,334 Um... 116 00:05:04,101 --> 00:05:06,368 - Yo, Peter Parker! - Yo, Peter! 117 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,401 Maybe it's not such a big deal. 118 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,700 Spider-Menace! 119 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:12,867 Governments around the world launch investigations 120 00:05:13,001 --> 00:05:15,267 into the murderer known as Spider-Man, 121 00:05:15,401 --> 00:05:17,034 aka Peter Parker, 122 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:19,967 aka the web-headed war criminal 123 00:05:20,101 --> 00:05:22,334 who, for years, has been terrorizing 124 00:05:22,468 --> 00:05:24,434 the decent citizens of New York. 125 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,434 Well, now this city and the world 126 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:28,301 see him for what he truly is. 127 00:05:28,434 --> 00:05:30,334 Murderer! Mysterio forever! 128 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:32,067 New details from last week's 129 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,500 devastating attack in London have emerged. 130 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:37,468 For more, we go now to Joint Intelligence headquarters. 131 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,101 Authorities just a short while ago confirmed 132 00:05:40,234 --> 00:05:42,434 that the deadly drones used in the London attack 133 00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:44,800 were designed by Stark Industries. 134 00:05:44,934 --> 00:05:46,934 Federal agents! Open up! 135 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:49,434 Federal agents? You stay here. 136 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:50,967 Department of Damage Control. 137 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,900 We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker. 138 00:05:53,034 --> 00:05:54,567 - You know the Fourth Amendment? - Sure. 139 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,134 Unreasonable search and seizure? 140 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:58,767 Get in here, guys. Let's go. 141 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,001 I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did, okay? 142 00:06:01,134 --> 00:06:02,934 - The drones that are yours. - No. 143 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:05,301 Well, look. Nick Fury was there the entire time. 144 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:07,234 Ask him. He can explain everything. 145 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:10,101 Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year. 146 00:06:10,234 --> 00:06:12,434 - What? - Peter! Hey. 147 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:15,101 MJ! They have nothing to do with this, sir. 148 00:06:15,234 --> 00:06:17,767 Don't say anything without a lawyer. 149 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,600 I want a lawyer. 150 00:06:19,734 --> 00:06:22,567 - Ms. Jones-Watson. - Jones. I don't go by Watson. 151 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,967 Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if...? 152 00:06:25,101 --> 00:06:26,301 If I have nothing to hide? 153 00:06:26,434 --> 00:06:27,800 Exactly. Unless... 154 00:06:27,934 --> 00:06:29,734 - I'm actually guilty of something? - Mm-hm. 155 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,401 I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights. 156 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:34,334 Just answer my questions. 157 00:06:34,468 --> 00:06:36,134 I've seen your file. 158 00:06:36,267 --> 00:06:37,468 You're a smart young woman 159 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,633 with a bright future ahead of her. 160 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,267 Why would you risk it all 161 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,533 by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker? 162 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:47,633 So sorry to keep you waiting. 163 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:49,267 - Can we get Ned a snack? - Absolutely. 164 00:06:49,401 --> 00:06:50,734 - He's been waiting. - I got you. 165 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,934 Dude, I'm so sorry about that. 166 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:55,134 I'm not supposed to say anything to you. 167 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:57,267 Not even a thing. I just have one question. 168 00:06:57,401 --> 00:06:59,667 When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man... 169 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,500 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh. - What's up? 170 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:03,001 I-I knew way before MJ did. 171 00:07:03,134 --> 00:07:04,468 I was Spider-Man's "guy in the chair." 172 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,800 I know about those. 173 00:07:05,934 --> 00:07:07,600 Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair. 174 00:07:07,734 --> 00:07:09,001 Exactly. You would know. 175 00:07:09,134 --> 00:07:11,368 I literally helped him find the Vulture. 176 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,767 - I didn't know that. - I helped him hack a suit once 177 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,301 and helped him get to space. 178 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,800 So in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism, 179 00:07:17,934 --> 00:07:19,934 you were his main accomplice. 180 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:25,567 I would like to have my words stricken from the record. 181 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:29,201 With all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely, 182 00:07:29,334 --> 00:07:32,334 unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us, 183 00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:35,101 legally, you can't hold us here. 184 00:07:35,234 --> 00:07:37,567 - You should definitely lawyer up. - Excuse me? 185 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,767 Child endangerment's a nasty rap. 186 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,633 A boy was entrusted to you, 187 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:44,101 and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother, 188 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:46,368 you not only allowed him to endanger himself, 189 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,134 but you actually encouraged it. 190 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,900 Who does that? 191 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,967 I wanna see Peter right now. 192 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,800 Stark Industries was caught in the web 193 00:08:24,934 --> 00:08:27,468 of the Spider-Man-Mysterio controversy today, 194 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,067 when federal agents opened an investigation 195 00:08:30,201 --> 00:08:32,900 into missing Stark technology. 196 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,468 Agents wanna know exactly what was taken... 197 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,267 At least they used a good picture. 198 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:39,167 What is happening? 199 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,867 That's great. Thank you. 200 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:45,567 Well, I have some good news, Peter. 201 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:47,067 I don't believe any of the charges 202 00:08:47,201 --> 00:08:49,034 - against you are gonna stick. - Wait, seriously? 203 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,700 - I knew it. - Nice. 204 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,368 My God, Mr. Murdock, thank you. 205 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,134 - Thank you, Matt. - That's amazing. 206 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,301 - You're welcome. - Perfect. 207 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,468 - However, Mr. Hogan. - Yes? 208 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,767 The feds are investigating that missing technology. 209 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,167 I understand your loyalty to Mr. Stark and his legacy, 210 00:09:03,301 --> 00:09:04,633 but if you were involved... 211 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,500 - If I was? - I advise securing a lawyer. 212 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,468 I need a lawyer because I'm...? I thought he was... 213 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,900 You said there's no charge. 214 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,834 I could say under advisement of counsel, 215 00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:15,001 I refuse to answer the question respectfully 216 00:09:15,134 --> 00:09:17,101 because the answer can incriminate me... 217 00:09:17,234 --> 00:09:19,600 It's in Goodfellas. What's the thing they say in Goodfellas? 218 00:09:19,734 --> 00:09:21,401 I know that's what you think. Calm down. 219 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:22,934 Let's hear what he has to say. Matt? 220 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,667 You're gonna need a really good lawyer. 221 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,767 You may have dodged your legal troubles 222 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,334 but things will get much worse. 223 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,800 There is still the court of public opinion. 224 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:36,434 Murderer! Mysterio forever! 225 00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:40,267 How did you just do that? 226 00:09:40,401 --> 00:09:42,201 I'm a really good lawyer. 227 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,633 We're gonna need a safer place to live. 228 00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:59,034 Oh. Ah. 229 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,934 How do we...? How do we...? 230 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,967 Alarm system deactivated. 231 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:08,500 It looks nice. And this is safe. 232 00:10:11,734 --> 00:10:14,967 Welcome to the spiritual oasis. 233 00:10:15,101 --> 00:10:16,500 You like Donkey Kong Jr.? 234 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,834 Nicky from Jersey City, you're on the line. 235 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,600 I'm not saying I don't want to honor the Avengers, 236 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:25,967 but, you know, not doing it this way. 237 00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:27,633 Putting the Captain America shield 238 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:29,468 on the Statue of Liberty? 239 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,301 Nah, that will look ridiculous. 240 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:33,401 Leave the Statue of Liberty alone. 241 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,567 Oh, Happy. 242 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,700 Did you send in your applications yet? 243 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,301 I just finished my MIT one. 244 00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:40,700 - You? - Same. 245 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:43,101 Can you imagine if we both got in? And Ned? 246 00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:44,734 Yeah, but we'd have to get scholarships 247 00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:46,267 so we could actually go. 248 00:10:46,401 --> 00:10:48,600 You got the scores and the grades. 249 00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,134 You think I'm being too pragmatic. 250 00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,401 No, no, no. Well... 251 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:53,767 Kind of. It's okay. 252 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,434 It's one of my favorite things about you. 253 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,800 - Really? - Yeah. 254 00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,767 What are your other favorite things? 255 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,600 I love your relentless optimism. 256 00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:02,767 I am a glass-half-full kind of gal. 257 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,767 I really like how you're a people person. 258 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,167 I love people. I love them so much. 259 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:08,234 You like sports. 260 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,600 I think the Mets are gonna 261 00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,234 - go all the way this year. - Really? 262 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:12,800 What's that noise? 263 00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:15,567 Oh. It's Happy. Look. 264 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,567 Gave his room to May so he's sleeping down here. 265 00:11:22,368 --> 00:11:25,600 I have a weird question. Um... 266 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,401 Does any part of you feel relieved about all of this? 267 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:35,401 Ever since I got bit by that spider... 268 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:39,767 I've only had one week where my life has felt normal. 269 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,134 Or kind of normal, I guess. 270 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,301 And... 271 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,101 that was when you found out. 272 00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:48,867 Because then everyone that was in my life 273 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,800 that I wanted to know, knew. 274 00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:51,934 And it was perfect. 275 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,434 But now everybody knows and... 276 00:11:56,101 --> 00:11:59,401 I am the most famous person in the entire world. 277 00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:02,101 And I'm still broke. 278 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,667 I'm... 279 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,001 excited to see you tomorrow. 280 00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:13,267 Yeah. Me too. 281 00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:14,800 Wrap it up. 282 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,767 You both like each other. We get it. Hang up. 283 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,301 There's no new ground being broken. I need my eight hours. 284 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,001 Have you been listening this whole time? 285 00:12:21,134 --> 00:12:23,001 - Hi, Happy. - Not by choice. 286 00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:25,301 - MJ says hi. - Hello. 287 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,900 We're covering the first day of senior year 288 00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,134 for Midtown High's most famous student, 289 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,600 Peter Parker. 290 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,334 Go get them, tiger. 291 00:12:33,468 --> 00:12:35,500 Or should I say "spider"? 292 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:38,767 The crowd has continued to grow here all morning long 293 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,867 at the Midtown School of Science... 294 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,800 The crowd seems evenly divided 295 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,900 between supporters of Spider-Man 296 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,201 and protestors. 297 00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:50,101 MJ! MJ! MJ! We love you! 298 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:52,600 MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies? 299 00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:55,633 Back up. Back up. Back up! 300 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,967 MJ, you know he's a murderer, right? 301 00:12:58,101 --> 00:12:59,633 Peter. Do a TikTok with me. 302 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,900 - Mysterio forever! - Do a flip! 303 00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,600 - Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss! - Back off. 304 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:06,934 Who are you? 305 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,667 Ned Leeds. Spider-Man's best friend. 306 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,267 I'm Peter Parker's best friend. 307 00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:12,267 You come at my boy, you come at Flash Thompson. 308 00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:14,401 If you wanna read about our inspiring friendship, 309 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,567 you can in my new book, Flashpoint. 310 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,334 One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories. 311 00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:20,800 Check it out. 312 00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:24,967 - Go. - No, I gotta wait... 313 00:13:25,101 --> 00:13:25,967 No. Go. 314 00:13:26,101 --> 00:13:27,600 I'll see you inside, okay? 315 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,167 Keep watching Midtown News all year 316 00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,301 as we bring you up close and personal coverage 317 00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:36,434 of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet, 318 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,234 college admissions. 319 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:47,468 Peter, we would love to welcome you back to Midtown High, 320 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,434 where we shape heroes. 321 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,368 Yeah, uh-huh. Or murderers. 322 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,600 Stop it. 323 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:55,101 It's an honor to serve you, sir. 324 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,201 It's not. 325 00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:57,600 Mysterio was right. 326 00:13:57,734 --> 00:13:59,434 - Stop. That's all. - Mysterio was right. 327 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:02,201 Some of the students put this together for you. 328 00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:04,967 - No, you did that. - I helped a little bit. 329 00:14:05,101 --> 00:14:07,967 I tried to stop you so many times but you powered through. 330 00:14:08,101 --> 00:14:09,934 - He did all of that. - Did a great job. 331 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,001 I hope you have time to check it out. 332 00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:14,800 Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway. 333 00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:17,401 Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody. 334 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,633 - We all know you can do it. - I'm just gonna... 335 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:20,834 I know what you did. 336 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,101 Stop. You're embarrassing yourself. 337 00:14:22,234 --> 00:14:23,734 He's a conspiracy theorist. 338 00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,800 Can we just stay up here all day? 339 00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:42,368 - It is so crazy down there. - This one's good. 340 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,234 "Some suggest that Parker's powers 341 00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:47,468 include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females, 342 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,401 which he used to seduce Jones-Watson 343 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:53,101 - into his cult of personality." - Oh, come on. Stop. Stop. 344 00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,533 Yes, my Spider-Lord. 345 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:05,567 Finally some privacy. 346 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,201 It is so crazy down there. 347 00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:10,434 So I was thinking... 348 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:13,834 when we get into MIT, we should live together. 349 00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:16,567 - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, I'd love that. 350 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,633 - This is gonna be us. - Yes. 351 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,468 Minus the Frisbee and the smiling. 352 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,401 MIT's obviously the dream, 353 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,401 but if we match up our backup schools, 354 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,667 then either way, we'll be in Boston. 355 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,767 New school, new town. I can Spider-Man there. 356 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,001 - They have crime in Boston, right? - Yes. 357 00:15:32,134 --> 00:15:34,800 - Wicked crime. - It'll be like a fresh start. 358 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,267 What's up? 359 00:15:38,401 --> 00:15:41,001 I don't know. I just feel like, if you don't... 360 00:15:41,134 --> 00:15:42,967 If you expect disappointment, 361 00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:45,301 then you can never really get disappointed. 362 00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:46,867 Come on. 363 00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:51,267 Be a fresh start. And we'll all be together. 364 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,034 Yeah. No, you're right. Fresh start. 365 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,201 Yeah. 366 00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:00,434 Fresh start. 367 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,034 First one's here! 368 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,368 It's okay. It's a backup school. 369 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,700 Peter! 370 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:15,934 No? 371 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:19,567 Last one. 372 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,301 MIT? 373 00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:27,967 Uh... Okay. 374 00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,900 Okay. 375 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,468 - Phew. - Ready? 376 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,734 Jones. I told you to take down the Halloween decorations. 377 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,468 Actually, that was Sasha so... 378 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,401 Enough attitude. Just do it. 379 00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:51,434 On it. 380 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,034 Feel like I'm gonna puke. 381 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,734 Don't, because he will just make me clean it. 382 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,401 This is our only shot. It's here or nowhere. 383 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,567 - Hey. Come on. - Okay. You guys ready? 384 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,201 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, on three. 385 00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:07,201 One, two, three. 386 00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:32,900 No. 387 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,667 You? 388 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,834 "In light of recent controversy, 389 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:42,067 we are unable to consider your application at this time." 390 00:17:42,201 --> 00:17:43,633 This is so not fair. 391 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,401 I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do anything wrong. 392 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,567 You guys definitely didn't do anything wrong. 393 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,401 Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed. 394 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,700 ♪ No sleep till ♪ 395 00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:00,234 ♪ Boston ♪ 396 00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,468 You guys didn't get in? 397 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,267 Yeah, because we're actually friends with Spider-Man. 398 00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,600 Uh, yeah. I better get going. 399 00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:16,734 There's a mixer for new admissions and... 400 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,734 Sorry, guys. 401 00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,633 Jones, what are you doing? Get back to work. 402 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,267 Yeah, I'm coming. 403 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,434 Know what? 404 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,001 I wouldn't change a thing I did. 405 00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:29,734 Me neither. 406 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,301 Although I do need to show this letter to my parents. 407 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,900 Um, hi. 408 00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:51,067 Hi? 409 00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:53,567 I'm, uh... 410 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,734 The most famous person in the world. 411 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:56,900 I know. 412 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,700 Wong. Try not to slip. 413 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,533 We don't have liability insurance. 414 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,533 Is all this for a holiday party? 415 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:10,633 No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. 416 00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:12,533 A blizzard blasted through. 417 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,101 Because someone forgot to cast a monthly maintenance spell 418 00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:18,600 to keep the seals tight. 419 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,567 That's right, he did, because he forgot 420 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,967 - I now have higher duties. - Higher duties? 421 00:20:23,101 --> 00:20:25,301 The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties. Yes. 422 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,567 Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme. 423 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,267 No, he got it on a technicality 424 00:20:29,401 --> 00:20:30,934 because I blipped for five years. 425 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,934 - Oh, well, congratulations. - If I'd been here, then... 426 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,167 You'd burn the place down. 427 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,600 You two, no one said stop shoveling. 428 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:40,800 So, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure? 429 00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:43,934 Right. I'm really sorry to bother you, sir. 430 00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:46,134 Please. We saved half the universe together. 431 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,134 Think we're beyond you calling me "sir." 432 00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:49,800 Okay, uh, Stephen. 433 00:20:49,934 --> 00:20:51,800 That feels weird, but I'll allow it. 434 00:20:54,401 --> 00:20:56,034 When... 435 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,101 When Mysterio revealed my identity... 436 00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:02,767 my entire life got screwed up and I was wondering... 437 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,767 I don't know if this would actually work, 438 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,267 but I was wondering if... 439 00:21:07,401 --> 00:21:11,067 maybe you could go back in time and make it so he never did? 440 00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:13,867 Peter... 441 00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:16,468 we tampered with the stability of space-time 442 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,134 to resurrect countless lives. 443 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,567 You wanna do it again now because yours got messy? 444 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,101 It's not about me. 445 00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:24,633 I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people. 446 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,267 My Aunt May, Happy, 447 00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:28,900 my best friend, my girlfriend, 448 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,434 their futures are ruined just because they know me, 449 00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:32,967 and they've done nothing wrong. 450 00:21:33,101 --> 00:21:35,134 I am so sorry... 451 00:21:36,201 --> 00:21:38,267 but even if I wanted to... 452 00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:40,834 I don't have the Time Stone anymore. 453 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,134 That's right. 454 00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:50,800 I'm really sorry if I wasted your time. 455 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,500 - No. You didn't. - Just forget about it. 456 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:56,500 He will. He's very good at forgetting things. 457 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,900 Wong, you've actually generated a good idea. 458 00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:01,967 What? 459 00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:04,134 The Runes of Kof-Kol. 460 00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:05,867 The Runes of Kof-Kol? 461 00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,900 It's just a standard spell of forgetting. 462 00:22:08,034 --> 00:22:10,067 Won't turn back time, but people will forget 463 00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:11,301 you were ever Spider-Man. 464 00:22:11,434 --> 00:22:13,301 - Seriously? - No, not seriously. 465 00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:15,201 That spell travels the dark borders 466 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,967 between known and unknown reality. 467 00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:18,368 It's too dangerous. 468 00:22:19,368 --> 00:22:20,967 We've used it for a lot less. 469 00:22:21,101 --> 00:22:23,201 Do you remember the full moon party at Kamar-Taj? 470 00:22:23,334 --> 00:22:24,934 - No. - Exactly. 471 00:22:28,301 --> 00:22:29,900 Come on, Wong. 472 00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:33,234 Hasn't he been through enough? 473 00:22:40,267 --> 00:22:42,500 Just leave me out of this. 474 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:43,667 Fine. 475 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:45,934 Fine. 476 00:22:57,967 --> 00:23:00,267 So, what is this place? 477 00:23:00,401 --> 00:23:02,434 The Sanctum's built at the intersection 478 00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,201 of cosmic energy currents. 479 00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:06,533 We weren't the first to seek them out. 480 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:10,034 Some of these walls are thousands of years old. 481 00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:13,633 And they shot an episode of The Equalizer here in the '80s. 482 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:14,800 Well, I, um... 483 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,267 really appreciate you doing this for me, sir. 484 00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:20,468 Don't mention it. 485 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,533 And don't call me "sir." 486 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,401 Right. Sorry. 487 00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,800 You ready? 488 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:29,900 I'm ready. 489 00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:34,001 Nice knowing you, Spider-Man. 490 00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:39,633 Wait, excuse me? 491 00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:42,567 The entire world's about to forget 492 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:45,101 that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. 493 00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:46,633 - Including me. - Everyone? 494 00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:49,434 Uh, can't some people still know? 495 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:51,767 That's not how the spell works. 496 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,468 And it's very difficult and dangerous 497 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,067 to change it mid-casting. 498 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,267 So my girlfriend's gonna forget everything? 499 00:23:57,401 --> 00:23:58,834 Is she even gonna be my girlfriend? 500 00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:01,301 Was she your girlfriend because you were Spider-Man? 501 00:24:01,434 --> 00:24:04,934 - I don't know. I really hope not. - All right, fine. 502 00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:07,633 Everyone in the world's gonna forget you're Spider-Man 503 00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:09,368 except your girlfriend. 504 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,267 Thank you so much. 505 00:24:11,401 --> 00:24:13,368 Oh, my God, Ned. Ned. 506 00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:16,234 What is a Ned? 507 00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:17,468 He's my best friend 508 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,800 so it's important to me that Ned knows. 509 00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:27,401 Okay, let's not change the parameters of this spell 510 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,201 any more while I'm casting it. 511 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,734 Okay, I'm done. I swear I'm done. I'm done. 512 00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:33,301 But my Aunt May should really know. 513 00:24:33,434 --> 00:24:34,934 Peter, stop tampering with the spell. 514 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:37,434 When she found out, it was really messy. 515 00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:40,101 I don't think I could go through that again. 516 00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:42,401 - So my Aunt May? - Yes. 517 00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:43,767 Thank you. Happy? 518 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,134 No, I'm annoyed. 519 00:24:45,267 --> 00:24:47,067 No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan. 520 00:24:47,201 --> 00:24:49,334 He used to work with Tony Stark, but then he was... 521 00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:51,734 Could you just stop talking? 522 00:24:59,201 --> 00:25:00,934 Basically everyone that knew 523 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,567 I was Spider-Man before should still know! 524 00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:25,434 - Did it work? - No. 525 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,368 You changed my spell six times. 526 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,067 - Five times. - You changed my spell. 527 00:25:30,201 --> 00:25:33,533 You don't do that. I told you. And that is why. 528 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:36,267 That spell was out of control. If I hadn't shut it down, 529 00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:38,667 something catastrophic could have happened. 530 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,101 - Stephen, listen, I am so... - Call me "sir." 531 00:25:43,967 --> 00:25:45,234 Sorry, sir. 532 00:25:46,468 --> 00:25:48,167 After everything we've been through, 533 00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:52,468 somehow I always forget you're just a kid. 534 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,633 Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio. 535 00:25:55,767 --> 00:25:57,967 It's you trying to live two different lives. 536 00:25:58,101 --> 00:26:00,500 And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes. 537 00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:02,567 Believe me. I'm so sorry 538 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:05,734 about you and your friends not getting into college, 539 00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:08,867 but if they rejected you and you tried 540 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,401 to convince them to reconsider, 541 00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,734 there's nothing else you can do. 542 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,767 When you say, "Convince them," 543 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,900 - you mean I could have called them? - Yeah. 544 00:26:21,034 --> 00:26:22,201 I could do that? 545 00:26:23,734 --> 00:26:25,533 You haven't called the...? 546 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,368 I got their letter. I assumed that was... 547 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,867 I'm sorry. Are you telling me 548 00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:33,867 that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first 549 00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:37,633 before you asked me to brainwash the entire world? 550 00:26:40,234 --> 00:26:42,334 Well, I mean, when you put it like that... 551 00:26:50,101 --> 00:26:51,600 Come on, pick up, pick up. 552 00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:53,101 Dude, what? I'm busy. 553 00:26:53,234 --> 00:26:55,401 - Flash, where's the MIT mixer? - Why? 554 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:57,134 Because I need to talk to someone. 555 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,001 I'm trying to get Ned and MJ a second chance at getting in. 556 00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:00,468 What's in it for me? 557 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,301 I'm risking a lot just talking to you. 558 00:27:02,434 --> 00:27:05,301 Okay, I will, um... 559 00:27:05,434 --> 00:27:07,900 pick you up and swing you to school for one week? 560 00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:09,234 For a month. 561 00:27:09,368 --> 00:27:11,101 - For a week. - Two weeks. 562 00:27:11,234 --> 00:27:14,101 - Flash, please. Help me. - You know what I want. 563 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,533 Okay, I'll tell everyone you're my best friend. 564 00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:19,567 - Flash, please help me. - Cool, cool, cool. 565 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,234 There's the assistant vice chancellor. 566 00:27:21,368 --> 00:27:22,633 You can plead your case with her. 567 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,434 - Perfect. Where is she? - She left. 568 00:27:24,567 --> 00:27:26,267 - To go where? - To the airport. 569 00:27:33,001 --> 00:27:35,267 Stark network unavailable. 570 00:27:35,401 --> 00:27:37,900 Facial recognition unavailable. 571 00:27:41,234 --> 00:27:42,267 Hi. 572 00:27:44,201 --> 00:27:46,134 Yeah, I can see you. 573 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,301 Oh, my God. 574 00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:01,167 - That's Peter Parker. - Mom. 575 00:28:01,301 --> 00:28:02,834 - Mom, look. - Mommy. 576 00:28:02,967 --> 00:28:04,600 No, it's Peter Parker. 577 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,633 Hey. 578 00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:17,101 Okay. 579 00:28:17,234 --> 00:28:18,800 Whew. 580 00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:30,567 - Yeah. - Hi. I'm Peter Parker. 581 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,301 You do know you're in the street, right? 582 00:28:32,434 --> 00:28:34,533 Yeah, I'm sorry. I really needed to talk to you 583 00:28:34,667 --> 00:28:36,434 and I know you're on your way to the airport. 584 00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:40,067 MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest people I've met, 585 00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:42,500 and I'm the dumbest person because I let them help me, 586 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,500 but if I didn't, millions would've died, 587 00:28:44,633 --> 00:28:46,734 so please don't let MIT be dumb like me. 588 00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:47,900 MIT is dumb? 589 00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:50,800 No, I'm saying don't let MIT be dumb. 590 00:28:50,934 --> 00:28:53,234 I mean, like the dumber version of me 591 00:28:53,368 --> 00:28:55,500 that wouldn't have let them help. 592 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,667 You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter? 593 00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,967 Basically, what I'm trying to... 594 00:29:10,101 --> 00:29:11,401 Why are you running? 595 00:29:15,401 --> 00:29:16,934 Oh, my God. 596 00:29:17,067 --> 00:29:18,967 Ma'am, you should get out of the car. 597 00:29:19,101 --> 00:29:21,301 Everybody get off the bridge! 598 00:29:23,201 --> 00:29:24,234 The door's locked. 599 00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,101 Door's... Hey! 600 00:29:42,934 --> 00:29:44,234 Hello, Peter. 601 00:29:45,267 --> 00:29:47,167 Hi? Do we...? Do I know you? 602 00:29:47,301 --> 00:29:49,500 What have you done with my machine? 603 00:29:49,633 --> 00:29:52,434 I don't know what you're talking about. What machine? 604 00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:55,468 The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. 605 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,834 It's gone. 606 00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:59,001 Listen, sir, if you stop smashing cars, 607 00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:01,734 we can work together and I can help you find your machine. 608 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,434 You want to play games? 609 00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:07,167 Catch. 610 00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:26,567 It's okay. You guys are good. You're safe. Get out. 611 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:30,234 You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you? 612 00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:45,934 Should've killed your little girlfriend 613 00:30:46,067 --> 00:30:47,301 when I had the chance. 614 00:30:51,201 --> 00:30:52,567 What did you just say? 615 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,934 Looks like we got competition. 616 00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:17,101 Peter! Help! 617 00:31:38,934 --> 00:31:41,034 Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming! 618 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,368 Peter! 619 00:32:11,267 --> 00:32:12,767 Ma'am, just stay calm. 620 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,001 Just take a deep breath. 621 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,334 - Are you okay? - No! 622 00:32:18,201 --> 00:32:20,800 I promise, I've got this all under control. 623 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,567 Suit compromised. 624 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,734 Nanotechnology. 625 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,067 Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter. 626 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,201 I underestimated you. 627 00:32:43,401 --> 00:32:44,867 But now you die. 628 00:33:01,034 --> 00:33:02,500 You're not Peter Parker. 629 00:33:02,633 --> 00:33:05,101 I am so confused right now. 630 00:33:07,401 --> 00:33:08,767 What's happening? 631 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,401 New device detected. 632 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,834 Pairing new device. 633 00:33:17,633 --> 00:33:20,567 You don't listen to him. You listen to me. 634 00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:27,434 Hey. 635 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:35,934 Whoa. 636 00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:42,067 Hey. Hey! 637 00:33:42,201 --> 00:33:43,967 Listen to me. 638 00:33:44,101 --> 00:33:46,067 No, not him. Me. 639 00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:54,134 Ma'am, you okay? 640 00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:56,734 Come on, you can still make your flight. 641 00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:57,900 Peter. 642 00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:00,500 You're a hero. 643 00:34:00,633 --> 00:34:03,001 No. Well, I'm... No, I'm... 644 00:34:03,134 --> 00:34:05,900 I'm gonna talk to Admissions about your friends. 645 00:34:06,034 --> 00:34:08,401 And I'm gonna talk to them about you. 646 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:10,633 But, ma'am, this isn't about me. 647 00:34:10,767 --> 00:34:14,667 I am going to talk to them about your friends and you. 648 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,334 - Okay? - Really? 649 00:34:16,468 --> 00:34:17,967 And if you keep your noses clean, 650 00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:19,500 maybe you'll have a fair shot. 651 00:34:19,633 --> 00:34:22,101 Here. Get out of the way. Let me get that man. 652 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,101 Hey! You! I see you. Come here! 653 00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:26,767 That was not okay. Unbelievable. 654 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:29,267 Who are...? 655 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,533 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 656 00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:32,301 Until you stop trying to kill me, 657 00:34:32,434 --> 00:34:33,468 I'm in control, buddy, 658 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,533 of this whole tentacle situation 659 00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:37,267 you got going on here, okay? 660 00:34:37,401 --> 00:34:39,401 Now, who are you? What is going...? 661 00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:49,800 No. 662 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:57,967 Osborn? 663 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:21,633 Doctor...? 664 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:33,633 Be careful what you wish for, Parker. 665 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,267 Let me out of here! 666 00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:37,401 Can you please explain to me what is going on? 667 00:35:37,533 --> 00:35:39,101 That little spell that you botched 668 00:35:39,234 --> 00:35:40,633 where you wanted everyone to forget 669 00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:41,967 that Peter Parker's Spider-Man, 670 00:35:42,101 --> 00:35:43,401 it started pulling in everyone 671 00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:44,967 who knows Peter Parker's Spider-Man 672 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:48,734 from every universe into this one. 673 00:35:48,867 --> 00:35:51,767 - From every universe? - Who are you? And where am I? 674 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,267 I think it's better we don't engage 675 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:54,600 with them because, frankly, 676 00:35:54,734 --> 00:35:56,533 the multiverse is a concept about which 677 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:59,101 we know frighteningly little. 678 00:35:59,234 --> 00:36:01,401 The multiverse is real? 679 00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:03,134 This shouldn't even be possible. 680 00:36:03,267 --> 00:36:05,468 - I thought you stopped the spell. - No, I contained it. 681 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,800 It would appear a few of them squeaked through. 682 00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:10,167 After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence. 683 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:13,600 I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that... 684 00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:16,101 slimy green son of a gun. 685 00:36:16,234 --> 00:36:18,967 Spell? As in magic? 686 00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:21,001 What is this, a birthday party? 687 00:36:21,134 --> 00:36:23,567 Who is this clown? What is this madness? 688 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:25,934 Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker 689 00:36:26,067 --> 00:36:27,834 - who's Spider-Man? - Yes. 690 00:36:27,967 --> 00:36:29,267 - Is that him? - No. 691 00:36:29,401 --> 00:36:30,767 See? 692 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,267 Okay, here's what we gotta do. 693 00:36:33,401 --> 00:36:35,633 I don't know how many visitors we've got... 694 00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,267 I saw another one on the bridge. 695 00:36:38,401 --> 00:36:41,867 He was like a flying green elf. 696 00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:43,934 He sounds jolly. Start with him. 697 00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,234 I need you to capture them, 698 00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:46,800 bring them here while I figure out 699 00:36:46,934 --> 00:36:48,368 how to get them back before 700 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,434 they destroy the fabric of reality, 701 00:36:50,567 --> 00:36:52,767 or worse, Wong finds out. 702 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,468 Uh, Doctor Strange? 703 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,267 What? 704 00:36:56,401 --> 00:36:59,267 My friends and I just got a second chance to get into MIT, 705 00:36:59,401 --> 00:37:02,134 and if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters... 706 00:37:02,267 --> 00:37:03,934 - Hey, watch your mouth. - I'm sorry but... 707 00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:06,434 Are you seriously still talking about college? 708 00:37:12,034 --> 00:37:14,334 - Hey, what did you just do? - This. 709 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,101 Hey, you can't just... 710 00:37:20,101 --> 00:37:21,167 How did you do that? 711 00:37:21,301 --> 00:37:23,301 Lots of birthday parties. 712 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:30,633 Hey. 713 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:33,734 Whoa. 714 00:37:33,867 --> 00:37:35,401 One shot, send them here, move on. 715 00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:36,867 You're welcome. Get to work. 716 00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:37,867 Sir? 717 00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:40,767 Now what? 718 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,567 I know this is my mess, and I swear to you I'll fix it, 719 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,267 but I'm gonna need help. 720 00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,034 Whoa! 721 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,800 I can't believe I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum. 722 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,600 Neither can I. 723 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:55,301 So how did you know you were a man of magic? 724 00:37:55,434 --> 00:37:57,600 Because my nana says that we have it in our family, 725 00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,533 and I get these tinglings in my hands... 726 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:00,667 Talk to your physician. 727 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,067 - Peter. - Hey. 728 00:38:02,201 --> 00:38:03,967 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. Hey. 729 00:38:04,101 --> 00:38:05,600 Sorry for dragging you into this. 730 00:38:05,734 --> 00:38:08,468 - Help me find these guys. - You don't have to apologize. 731 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,633 You got us a second shot at MIT. It's fine. 732 00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:13,434 So how did the bad guys get here? 733 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:16,134 We screwed up a spell trying to get you into college. 734 00:38:16,267 --> 00:38:17,800 - Wait. What? - You did it with magic? 735 00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:19,800 I thought it was the MIT lady you saved. 736 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,301 No, that was after. 737 00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:22,633 Let's just focus on the good news, okay? 738 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,468 No, let's just focus on the bad news. 739 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,633 As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, 740 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:32,967 so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and... 741 00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:35,301 Scooby-Doo this shit. 742 00:38:35,434 --> 00:38:37,401 You're telling us what to do even though 743 00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:39,301 it was your spell that got screwed up, 744 00:38:39,434 --> 00:38:41,434 meaning that all this is kind of your mess. 745 00:38:41,567 --> 00:38:44,067 I know a couple of magic words myself, 746 00:38:44,201 --> 00:38:46,434 starting with the word "please." 747 00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:52,401 Please Scooby-Doo this shit. 748 00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:54,800 You can work in the undercroft. 749 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,301 The undercroft? 750 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:03,234 Badass. 751 00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:12,834 - About this whole spell thing... - It's totally okay. 752 00:39:12,967 --> 00:39:15,334 - Wait, really? - Yeah. I mean, I get it. 753 00:39:15,468 --> 00:39:19,800 You were just trying to fix things, and so... 754 00:39:19,934 --> 00:39:22,567 Maybe just run it by us next time, you know? 755 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:25,101 That way, when you're thinking, "I'm about to do something 756 00:39:25,234 --> 00:39:27,900 that could break the universe," 757 00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:31,767 we could, like, help you workshop something or... 758 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,633 brainstorm ideas. 759 00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:37,700 Deal. 760 00:39:39,067 --> 00:39:40,767 Ned? 761 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,900 Oh, dude, I don't care. It's seriously not a big deal. 762 00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:46,034 Um, oh! 763 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:48,301 A torture rack. 764 00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:52,301 That is a Pilates machine. 765 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:53,800 - That is... - The crypt. 766 00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,967 Okay, so we get the rest of the guys, 767 00:39:56,101 --> 00:39:58,067 you zap them, Doctor Magic will send them back, 768 00:39:58,201 --> 00:39:59,767 and when we get into MIT, 769 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,134 round of stale doughnuts, my treat. 770 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:03,900 Let's catch some multiverse men. 771 00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:06,934 Hey! Who the hell are these two? 772 00:40:07,067 --> 00:40:09,001 - My friends. This is MJ. - Hey. 773 00:40:09,134 --> 00:40:10,600 - And this is Ned. - Hello. 774 00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:12,567 Uh, I'm sorry, what was your name again? 775 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,600 Dr. Otto Octavius. 776 00:40:19,067 --> 00:40:21,134 Wait, no, seriously, what's your actual name? 777 00:40:21,267 --> 00:40:22,767 Oh, is that a dinosaur? 778 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,800 If the paint won't come off, I'll get it out. 779 00:40:46,934 --> 00:40:49,934 No, no, no. May. We gotta find these guys first. 780 00:40:50,067 --> 00:40:52,101 Well, finish your mission, and then come by. 781 00:40:52,234 --> 00:40:54,267 We're having a canned food drive. 782 00:40:54,401 --> 00:40:56,301 - That could work. - I got one. 783 00:40:56,434 --> 00:40:57,867 - May, I gotta go. - Okay. 784 00:40:58,001 --> 00:41:00,034 I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair, 785 00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:02,234 but you can't take the chair out of the guy. 786 00:41:02,368 --> 00:41:04,700 - What'd you find? - There's a... 787 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:07,301 A disturbance near a military research facility 788 00:41:07,434 --> 00:41:08,567 outside of the city, 789 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,301 and witnesses say that they saw 790 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,401 a monster flying through the air. 791 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,967 It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right? 792 00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:17,334 That's impossible. 793 00:41:19,767 --> 00:41:21,001 You know him, don't you? 794 00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:24,767 On the bridge, you said his name. 795 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,500 Norman Osborn. 796 00:41:27,633 --> 00:41:32,067 Brilliant scientist. Military research. 797 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:35,500 But he was greedy, misguided. 798 00:41:35,633 --> 00:41:39,900 - What happened to him? - We tire of your questions, boy! 799 00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:42,567 Okay, um... 800 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,934 I gotta go. Where am I going? 801 00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,101 It can't be him. 802 00:41:47,734 --> 00:41:49,368 Why? 803 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,967 Because Norman Osborn died years ago. 804 00:41:54,234 --> 00:41:57,800 So either we saw someone else... 805 00:41:57,934 --> 00:42:02,767 or you're flying out into the darkness to fight a ghost. 806 00:42:26,234 --> 00:42:29,500 Keep an eye out on the trees. We don't know where this guy is. 807 00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:35,434 I genuinely don't know how you do this without throwing up. 808 00:42:52,867 --> 00:42:54,034 Did you guys see that? 809 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:56,234 Um, no. 810 00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:58,067 It's-It's really dark. 811 00:43:10,067 --> 00:43:11,800 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 812 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,800 What-What's happening? 813 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:21,067 Peter, what is it? 814 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:24,967 Are you getting the tingle thing? 815 00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:27,468 Is the tingle happening? Is your tingle tingling? 816 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,734 - Are you guys seeing this? - Yeah. 817 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:39,967 Osborn? 818 00:43:40,101 --> 00:43:43,101 No. He was green. This guy's blue. 819 00:43:43,234 --> 00:43:46,201 You wouldn't happen to be from another universe, would you? 820 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,600 What's he doing? 821 00:43:48,734 --> 00:43:50,301 I don't know. Looks like he's charging. 822 00:43:50,434 --> 00:43:52,368 I don't like this. Just web him. 823 00:43:57,834 --> 00:43:59,234 Whoa! 824 00:44:04,834 --> 00:44:08,067 Go left! Left, dude, left! Left! Go! Left! Yes! 825 00:44:08,201 --> 00:44:10,134 What are you talking about? Right. 826 00:44:10,267 --> 00:44:12,533 Go to the right! Right! Right! He means right. 827 00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:15,867 - Don't listen to him. - Guys, this is not helping! 828 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:25,234 Oh, no, no, no. What happened? Peter? Peter. 829 00:44:32,301 --> 00:44:33,567 Whoa. 830 00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:38,234 Peter, it's me, Flint Marko. You remember? 831 00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:39,900 I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter. 832 00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:41,567 What do you mean, you're not my Peter? 833 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:43,267 What the hell is going on? 834 00:44:43,401 --> 00:44:45,633 I'll explain, but first, can you help me? 835 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:47,600 - Okay. - You try to surround him, 836 00:44:47,734 --> 00:44:50,067 and I'll pull the plug. All right, let's go! 837 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:07,600 I can't hold him much longer. 838 00:45:07,734 --> 00:45:09,301 I got it, I got it! 839 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,134 Different Peter. Weird. 840 00:45:39,267 --> 00:45:42,434 - Thanks. Sorry. - Don't worry about it. 841 00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,867 I got my body back. 842 00:45:53,001 --> 00:45:54,633 Hey, um... 843 00:45:54,767 --> 00:45:56,567 This is gonna sound really crazy, 844 00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:58,267 but this isn't your universe. 845 00:45:58,401 --> 00:45:59,600 Another universe? 846 00:45:59,734 --> 00:46:00,734 - Uh-huh. - What? 847 00:46:00,867 --> 00:46:02,700 That's what I was feeling. 848 00:46:02,834 --> 00:46:04,967 The power, it's different. 849 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:07,734 I like it. 850 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,234 Easy, buddy. 851 00:46:11,368 --> 00:46:13,234 It's actually my fault that you're here. 852 00:46:13,368 --> 00:46:17,101 Like, the universe or the woods? 853 00:46:17,234 --> 00:46:18,101 I hate the woods. 854 00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:20,101 I meant the universe, sir. 855 00:46:20,234 --> 00:46:21,900 So, what, y'all just gonna stand here 856 00:46:22,034 --> 00:46:23,600 and act like I ain't butt-ass naked? 857 00:46:23,734 --> 00:46:25,900 - I am. - No, no. 858 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,101 I, uh... 859 00:46:38,967 --> 00:46:41,600 What was that? What did you just do to him? 860 00:46:41,734 --> 00:46:43,667 - No. It's okay. - Did you kill him? 861 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,434 I can explain everything. Trust me. 862 00:46:45,567 --> 00:46:46,900 Please just trust me. 863 00:46:47,034 --> 00:46:48,900 I don't trust you. I don't know you. 864 00:46:51,867 --> 00:46:52,967 What is this? 865 00:46:54,267 --> 00:46:55,767 You picked the wrong side. 866 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,700 Connors? 867 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:03,267 Wait. You know this creature? 868 00:47:03,401 --> 00:47:07,468 No, no, no. Not a creature. A man. 869 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,800 The same universes. 870 00:47:08,934 --> 00:47:10,967 Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist 871 00:47:11,101 --> 00:47:12,867 at Oscorp when I worked there. 872 00:47:13,001 --> 00:47:14,967 A brilliant scientist. 873 00:47:15,101 --> 00:47:16,700 Until he turned himself into a lizard. 874 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,900 Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. 875 00:47:19,034 --> 00:47:21,401 - It was crazy. - It wasn't crazy, Max. 876 00:47:21,533 --> 00:47:23,600 It was the next step in human evolution. 877 00:47:23,734 --> 00:47:25,767 - The dinosaur can talk. Right. - Lizard. 878 00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,700 Speaking of which what happened to you? 879 00:47:27,834 --> 00:47:29,667 Last I recall, you had bad teeth, 880 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,267 glasses and a comb-over. 881 00:47:31,401 --> 00:47:33,900 Did you get a makeover? 882 00:47:34,034 --> 00:47:36,468 You know I can give you a real makeover. 883 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,934 Let me guess, into a lizard? 884 00:47:38,067 --> 00:47:40,567 - Exactly. - Would you two just shut up? 885 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,334 - Where are we? - It's complicated. 886 00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:45,067 - A wizard's dungeon. - Wizard's dungeon? 887 00:47:45,201 --> 00:47:46,967 There's no real way to sugarcoat that. 888 00:47:47,101 --> 00:47:48,834 It's literally the dungeon of a wizard. 889 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,500 You can keep your magic. 890 00:47:51,633 --> 00:47:54,368 I want a taste of that new energy I just felt. 891 00:47:57,734 --> 00:48:00,667 - Oh, Peter, hey. - Did those guys come through yet? 892 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,734 There should be an electric guy and a sand guy. 893 00:48:02,867 --> 00:48:05,368 Yeah, they're all here and locked up. 894 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,134 Perfect. I'm gonna just stay here for a bit 895 00:48:07,267 --> 00:48:08,468 and try and fix some of this damage 896 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,201 so they don't blame it on me again. 897 00:48:10,334 --> 00:48:13,533 - Okay. - But, hey, I, uh... 898 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:16,134 I couldn't do any of this without you, so thank you. 899 00:48:16,267 --> 00:48:17,234 Yeah, of course. 900 00:48:17,368 --> 00:48:19,234 Hey, ask him if this is, 901 00:48:19,368 --> 00:48:21,201 like, a tree monster or, like, 902 00:48:21,334 --> 00:48:23,234 a scientist that turned into a tree. 903 00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:26,633 It's just a tree, man. Just a tree. 904 00:48:43,267 --> 00:48:46,900 Coward. We have a new world to conquer. 905 00:48:49,067 --> 00:48:50,267 You make me sick. 906 00:48:50,401 --> 00:48:52,334 Leave me alone, please. 907 00:48:52,468 --> 00:48:55,500 Hiding in the shadows. 908 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,867 Hiding from who you truly are. 909 00:48:58,001 --> 00:49:01,567 - No. - You can't escape yourself. 910 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,900 - Hey, May. - Hey, Peter. I'm at work, and... 911 00:49:21,034 --> 00:49:24,067 one of the guys you're looking for just walked in. 912 00:49:32,034 --> 00:49:33,834 May? Where's May? 913 00:49:33,967 --> 00:49:35,001 Thank you. 914 00:49:38,067 --> 00:49:39,101 May. 915 00:49:41,067 --> 00:49:42,734 Ah, hey, here he is. 916 00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:46,134 Norman, this is my nephew. 917 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,134 Norman Osborn? I thought that you were... 918 00:49:50,267 --> 00:49:54,734 I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place. 919 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:57,234 And I thought he could help me. 920 00:49:57,368 --> 00:49:58,600 But you're not him. 921 00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:01,034 Wait, so you want Spider-Man's help? 922 00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,900 He just wandered in. 923 00:50:05,767 --> 00:50:07,700 I didn't know where else to go. 924 00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:11,301 Someone's living in my house. 925 00:50:12,934 --> 00:50:14,800 Oscorp doesn't exist. 926 00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:17,767 My son... 927 00:50:21,834 --> 00:50:25,067 Sometimes I'm not myself. 928 00:50:26,201 --> 00:50:28,700 I'm someone else. 929 00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:30,834 - Mm-hm. - And every time he's in control, 930 00:50:30,967 --> 00:50:33,134 - I can't remember. - Who? Who's in control? 931 00:50:33,267 --> 00:50:35,101 - And now I'm here... - Who's in control? 932 00:50:35,234 --> 00:50:38,301 - I don't know what's going on. - Okay, it's okay. 933 00:50:38,434 --> 00:50:42,134 And I don't... Doesn't make sense. 934 00:50:42,267 --> 00:50:44,001 He's lost. 935 00:50:44,134 --> 00:50:48,101 And I don't mean just in the cosmos. I mean in his mind. 936 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:52,633 Are they all like this? 937 00:50:52,767 --> 00:50:53,800 - Yeah. - Yeah? 938 00:50:53,934 --> 00:50:55,334 They all have their own 939 00:50:55,468 --> 00:50:57,267 mental or physical issues. 940 00:50:57,401 --> 00:51:01,101 Oh, well, he needs help and maybe they all do. 941 00:51:01,234 --> 00:51:04,401 Wait, you don't mean...? No, May, this isn't my problem. 942 00:51:04,533 --> 00:51:07,301 Peter, not your problem? Hmm? 943 00:51:07,434 --> 00:51:10,101 May. Their chance of getting help is way better 944 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,067 back where they came from. 945 00:51:12,201 --> 00:51:13,734 Sending them home, 946 00:51:13,867 --> 00:51:15,800 that's the best thing we can do for them. 947 00:51:15,934 --> 00:51:18,600 For them? Or for yourself? 948 00:51:21,267 --> 00:51:24,468 Look around you. This is what we do. 949 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:29,368 - We help people. - This is what's best for them. 950 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,967 Trust me. 951 00:51:33,201 --> 00:51:37,667 But the fact remains, Spider-Man is a menace. 952 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,934 We'll be right back after a brief word 953 00:51:40,067 --> 00:51:41,967 from Daily Bugle Supplements. 954 00:51:42,101 --> 00:51:44,834 The only other daily fix you need. 955 00:51:44,967 --> 00:51:46,800 And we're out. 956 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:49,900 What? 957 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,167 I got eyes on him. 958 00:51:54,301 --> 00:51:55,834 He's with his aunt and some guy. 959 00:51:55,967 --> 00:51:57,934 - You sure? - They're leaving the shelter. 960 00:51:58,067 --> 00:51:59,734 Okay. Don't lose him. 961 00:52:10,368 --> 00:52:13,434 Thanks, May. Hope to see you again. 962 00:52:13,567 --> 00:52:17,567 Hey. He trusts you. So do I. 963 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:21,900 Thanks for cleaning my suit. 964 00:52:22,034 --> 00:52:23,434 I'll see you later. 965 00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:28,301 - Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn. - Hey, it's "doctor." 966 00:52:28,434 --> 00:52:30,600 Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn, these are my friends. 967 00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:32,567 This is Ned and MJ. 968 00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:36,434 - Mary Jane? - It's Michelle Jones, actually. 969 00:52:37,967 --> 00:52:39,633 Fascinating. 970 00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:45,734 Do you think there are other Ned Leedses? 971 00:52:59,067 --> 00:53:00,434 Octavius? 972 00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:06,368 Osborn? 973 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:10,434 - What... What happened to you? - What happened to...? 974 00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:13,234 - You're the walking corpse. - What do you mean? 975 00:53:13,368 --> 00:53:15,867 You died, Norman. 976 00:53:16,001 --> 00:53:17,633 Years ago. 977 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,101 You're insane. 978 00:53:20,234 --> 00:53:23,267 - God, I love it here. - What are you talking about? 979 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,101 He's standing right there. He's not... 980 00:53:25,234 --> 00:53:28,034 Dead. They both died, 981 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,134 fighting Spider-Man. 982 00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:35,468 It was all over the news. 983 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:40,334 Green Goblin, impaled by the glider you flew around on. 984 00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:44,734 And a couple of years later, you, Doc Ock, 985 00:53:44,867 --> 00:53:46,633 drowned in the river with your machine. 986 00:53:46,767 --> 00:53:48,800 That's nonsense. 987 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:52,301 Spider-Man was trying to stop my fusion reactor, 988 00:53:52,434 --> 00:53:54,134 so I stopped him. 989 00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:58,334 I had him by the throat, and then I... 990 00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:05,334 - And then I was here. - Ah, please. 991 00:54:05,468 --> 00:54:08,468 Let me tell you something. I was whupping Spider-Man's ass. 992 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,067 He'll tell you. And then he caused an overload. 993 00:54:11,201 --> 00:54:13,368 I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. 994 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,800 I was about to turn into pure energy, and then... 995 00:54:15,934 --> 00:54:17,767 And then, uh... 996 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:21,201 And then... Oh, shit. 997 00:54:21,334 --> 00:54:25,201 - I was about to die. - Max, do you know? Do I die? 998 00:54:28,934 --> 00:54:30,800 Oh, great. You caught another one. 999 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,934 No, wait, Strange. He's not dangerous. 1000 00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:36,900 It's okay. Um... 1001 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,468 What is that? 1002 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,167 It's an ancient relic. The Macchina di Kadavus. 1003 00:54:43,301 --> 00:54:44,767 I trapped your corrupted spell inside, 1004 00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,667 and once I finish the proper ritual, 1005 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,101 it'll reverse the spell 1006 00:54:48,234 --> 00:54:50,800 and send these guys back to their universes. 1007 00:54:50,934 --> 00:54:53,401 And then what? We perish? 1008 00:54:53,533 --> 00:54:55,167 No. No, thanks. I'll pass on that. 1009 00:54:55,301 --> 00:54:58,767 Let me out of here. Peter! 1010 00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:03,101 Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet. 1011 00:55:03,234 --> 00:55:05,434 Why? 1012 00:55:05,567 --> 00:55:07,800 Well, some of these guys are gonna die. 1013 00:55:07,934 --> 00:55:11,468 Parker, it's their fate. 1014 00:55:12,533 --> 00:55:14,767 Come on, Strange, have a heart. 1015 00:55:16,201 --> 00:55:19,134 In the grand calculus of the multiverse, 1016 00:55:19,267 --> 00:55:23,234 their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives. 1017 00:55:29,001 --> 00:55:31,134 I'm sorry, kid. 1018 00:55:31,267 --> 00:55:34,134 If they die, they die. 1019 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,633 Peter! 1020 00:56:02,134 --> 00:56:03,067 Don't. 1021 00:56:05,967 --> 00:56:08,234 - Dude, what are you doing? - Peter, you gotta go. Go, go. 1022 00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:09,934 - Okay. - Get out of here. 1023 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,101 This is why I never had kids. 1024 00:56:27,834 --> 00:56:29,567 - Give me the box. - No. 1025 00:56:30,567 --> 00:56:31,633 Whoa! 1026 00:56:47,567 --> 00:56:49,734 - Oh, my God, I'm dead. - You're not dead, 1027 00:56:49,867 --> 00:56:52,067 you've just been separated from your physical form. 1028 00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:54,834 My physical... What? 1029 00:56:54,967 --> 00:56:57,900 - How are you doing that? - I have no idea. 1030 00:56:58,034 --> 00:57:00,401 You should not be able to do that. 1031 00:57:00,533 --> 00:57:02,401 This feels amazing. 1032 00:57:13,034 --> 00:57:14,934 That's one of the coolest things that's happened to me, 1033 00:57:15,067 --> 00:57:16,600 but don't ever do that again. 1034 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,567 Wha... Hey! Get off of me! 1035 00:57:51,034 --> 00:57:52,301 ♪ La, la ♪ 1036 00:57:52,434 --> 00:57:55,567 ♪ Tis the season To be jolly... ♪ 1037 00:58:13,234 --> 00:58:15,468 - What is this place? - The Mirror Dimension, 1038 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,234 where I'm in control. 1039 00:58:26,334 --> 00:58:28,767 Strange, stop. Can we please just talk about this? 1040 00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:31,867 Parker, don't you realize that in the multiverse 1041 00:58:32,001 --> 00:58:34,201 there are an infinite number of people 1042 00:58:34,334 --> 00:58:36,533 who know Peter Parker is Spider-Man? 1043 00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:39,468 And if that spell gets loose, they're all coming here. 1044 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,301 I know, I get it, but we can't just send them home to die. 1045 00:58:42,434 --> 00:58:44,201 It's their fate. 1046 00:58:44,334 --> 00:58:45,600 You can't change that 1047 00:58:45,734 --> 00:58:47,734 any more than you could change who they are. 1048 00:58:47,867 --> 00:58:51,334 But what if we could? What if we could change their fate? 1049 00:58:51,468 --> 00:58:53,834 Whoa! Oh, what are you doing? 1050 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:00,800 I'm not giving you the... Whoa! 1051 00:59:02,034 --> 00:59:04,334 Whoa! Whoa! 1052 00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:13,167 Give me that back. 1053 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:35,934 Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean Spiral? 1054 00:59:36,067 --> 00:59:37,800 The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? 1055 00:59:37,934 --> 00:59:40,234 You're great at geometry. You can do geometry. 1056 00:59:42,067 --> 00:59:43,900 Square the radius. Divide by pi. 1057 00:59:44,034 --> 00:59:46,967 - Plot points along the curve. - It's over, Parker. 1058 00:59:47,101 --> 00:59:49,567 I'll come pick you up when it's done. 1059 00:59:51,734 --> 00:59:53,500 Hey, Strange. 1060 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,834 You know what's cooler than magic? 1061 00:59:59,267 --> 01:00:01,633 - Math. - Don't do this. 1062 01:00:04,468 --> 01:00:06,667 - Ow. - I'm sorry, sir, but... 1063 01:00:11,101 --> 01:00:12,434 ...I have to try. 1064 01:00:15,734 --> 01:00:18,001 - What happened? - I fought with Strange and won. 1065 01:00:18,134 --> 01:00:20,900 - What? - Look, I stole his ring thing. 1066 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,800 I was swinging through the city, and then I went through 1067 01:00:23,934 --> 01:00:25,700 this massive mirror thing, and then I was back in... 1068 01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:27,533 - Where is he? - He's trapped, 1069 01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:30,700 - but I'm not sure for how long. - You could have left us to die. 1070 01:00:30,834 --> 01:00:32,234 Why didn't you? 1071 01:00:32,368 --> 01:00:33,900 Because that's not who he is. 1072 01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:39,201 I think I can help you guys. 1073 01:00:39,334 --> 01:00:42,034 If I can fix what happened to you, then when you go back, 1074 01:00:42,167 --> 01:00:43,468 things will be different, 1075 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,567 and you might not die fighting Spider-Man. 1076 01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:47,867 - What do you mean fix us? - Our technology is advanced... 1077 01:00:48,001 --> 01:00:52,468 I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. 1078 01:00:54,434 --> 01:00:56,234 Octavius knows what I can do. 1079 01:00:56,368 --> 01:00:58,900 Fix? You mean like a dog? 1080 01:00:59,034 --> 01:01:00,301 I refuse. 1081 01:01:00,434 --> 01:01:02,301 I can't promise you guys anything, 1082 01:01:02,434 --> 01:01:05,334 but at least this way, you get to go home and have a chance. 1083 01:01:05,468 --> 01:01:07,167 A second chance. 1084 01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:09,101 Come on, isn't that worth trying? 1085 01:01:09,234 --> 01:01:12,767 Trust me, Peter, when you try to fix people, 1086 01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:15,600 there are always consequences. 1087 01:01:15,734 --> 01:01:17,468 I mean, you don't have to come. 1088 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,500 I also didn't know that you could talk. 1089 01:01:19,633 --> 01:01:21,001 But if you stay here, 1090 01:01:21,134 --> 01:01:22,900 you're gonna have to deal with the wizard. 1091 01:01:23,034 --> 01:01:27,468 Ah, so we go along or die. Not much of a choice, is it? 1092 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,301 - I just wanna go home. - Well, I, myself, 1093 01:01:30,434 --> 01:01:31,900 don't wanna be killed, 1094 01:01:32,034 --> 01:01:34,867 especially by a guy dressed like Dungeons & Dragons, 1095 01:01:35,001 --> 01:01:36,434 so, what's your plan? 1096 01:01:37,834 --> 01:01:39,900 I have it all under control. 1097 01:01:42,834 --> 01:01:45,067 What are we gonna do about this thing? 1098 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,867 Uh, well, we need to find somewhere safe for it, right? 1099 01:01:48,001 --> 01:01:49,934 - Yeah, sure. You gotta take it. - Wait, what? 1100 01:01:50,067 --> 01:01:52,368 If something bad happens, you just push this, 1101 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,234 - and then it's all over. - We're not gonna leave you. 1102 01:01:55,368 --> 01:01:57,600 You can't. It's dangerous. You've done enough. 1103 01:01:57,734 --> 01:02:00,001 - We're in this together. - I know we're in this together, 1104 01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:02,267 but I can't do this if you're in danger. 1105 01:02:02,401 --> 01:02:05,234 Okay? So for me, MJ, please just take this. 1106 01:02:08,101 --> 01:02:10,434 - Please. - Fine. 1107 01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:11,967 - Thank you. - But, Peter, 1108 01:02:12,101 --> 01:02:14,401 if I don't hear from you, I'm pressing the button. 1109 01:02:14,533 --> 01:02:17,834 - Sure. - Okay. And I will do it. 1110 01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:19,600 Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle. 1111 01:02:19,734 --> 01:02:22,600 No way that's his girlfriend. No way. 1112 01:02:22,734 --> 01:02:26,600 - She'll do it. - Absolutely, she will. 1113 01:02:26,734 --> 01:02:29,567 - Okay. See you later. - Be safe. 1114 01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:31,067 - You too. - Okay. 1115 01:02:32,767 --> 01:02:34,201 Whoa. 1116 01:02:35,101 --> 01:02:36,301 Okay. 1117 01:02:38,234 --> 01:02:39,967 - Be careful, okay? - Yeah. You too. 1118 01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:49,034 So, uh... 1119 01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:51,867 who's coming with me? 1120 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:57,067 Well, I'm in. 1121 01:02:57,201 --> 01:03:00,633 But if this goes sideways... 1122 01:03:00,767 --> 01:03:03,401 I'm gonna fry you from the inside out. 1123 01:03:45,468 --> 01:03:46,700 Where's Connors? 1124 01:03:46,834 --> 01:03:48,401 He wants to stay in the truck. 1125 01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:50,034 Okay. 1126 01:03:50,167 --> 01:03:52,101 Alarm system deactivated. 1127 01:03:52,234 --> 01:03:54,000 Hey, May. 1128 01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:55,733 - Yeah? - I feel kind of bad 1129 01:03:55,867 --> 01:03:59,034 - using Happy's place like this. - No, no, no. He'll get over it. 1130 01:04:00,367 --> 01:04:01,834 New Yorkers 1131 01:04:01,967 --> 01:04:04,800 - oppose the renovation... - Oh, sorry. 1132 01:04:04,934 --> 01:04:08,301 So this is your plan, Peter, hm? No lab, no facilities? 1133 01:04:08,434 --> 01:04:11,067 Just performing miracles in a condominium, hm? 1134 01:04:11,201 --> 01:04:12,700 What, you gonna cook us some cures 1135 01:04:12,834 --> 01:04:14,633 and some frozen burritos in a microwave? 1136 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:17,501 - I could go for a burrito. - He's gonna kill us all. 1137 01:04:17,633 --> 01:04:19,534 Well, let's hope not. 1138 01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:21,733 - You're up first, Doc. - What? 1139 01:04:21,867 --> 01:04:24,134 Hey, I told you, I don't need fixing. 1140 01:04:24,267 --> 01:04:26,234 I don't need fixing. 1141 01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:28,900 Especially by a teenager using scraps 1142 01:04:29,034 --> 01:04:30,568 from a bachelor's junk drawer. 1143 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,767 Nah, nah, nah. He got something back there. 1144 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:36,334 I can feel it. That weird energy. 1145 01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:38,867 What the hell is that? 1146 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,733 It's a fabricator. 1147 01:04:40,867 --> 01:04:45,234 It can analyze, design, construct basically anything. 1148 01:04:45,367 --> 01:04:47,568 I thought that was the tanning bed Happy broke. 1149 01:04:50,468 --> 01:04:51,568 Look at that. 1150 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,434 He's gonna kill us all. 1151 01:05:08,534 --> 01:05:10,967 Whoa. What's going on there? 1152 01:05:11,101 --> 01:05:13,367 So the chip in the back of Doc's neck 1153 01:05:13,501 --> 01:05:15,800 was designed to protect his brain from the AI system 1154 01:05:15,934 --> 01:05:17,367 that's controlling these tentacles, 1155 01:05:17,501 --> 01:05:21,534 but if you look here... the chip is fried. 1156 01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:24,167 So rather than him being in control of the tentacles, 1157 01:05:24,301 --> 01:05:26,234 the tentacles are now in control of him. 1158 01:05:26,367 --> 01:05:31,501 Which, I guess, explains why he is so miserable all the time. 1159 01:05:39,834 --> 01:05:41,101 Thirsty? 1160 01:05:43,967 --> 01:05:46,034 Well, yes, I am thirsty. 1161 01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:48,434 Fresh water or salt? 1162 01:05:48,568 --> 01:05:50,600 You know, because you're an octopus. 1163 01:05:52,301 --> 01:05:53,534 What? 1164 01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:56,334 Fresh water it is. 1165 01:05:57,367 --> 01:05:59,267 Look at this place. 1166 01:05:59,401 --> 01:06:02,568 - And all the possibilities. - What, this condo? 1167 01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:05,733 Yeah, yeah, the condo. I love the whole open floor plan. No. 1168 01:06:05,867 --> 01:06:08,867 No, man, I'm talking about the world. 1169 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,301 I kind of like who I am here. 1170 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,468 And all that power back there... 1171 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,534 I could be so much more. 1172 01:06:17,667 --> 01:06:19,401 So why'd you come along? 1173 01:06:19,534 --> 01:06:22,401 I have a daughter, and I want to see her. 1174 01:06:22,534 --> 01:06:24,633 But he's not gonna send anyone home 1175 01:06:24,767 --> 01:06:28,000 till he's finished his little science project back there. 1176 01:06:28,134 --> 01:06:29,334 You trust him? 1177 01:06:29,468 --> 01:06:31,000 I don't trust anyone. 1178 01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:33,700 How'd you end up like that anyway? 1179 01:06:33,834 --> 01:06:35,568 Oh... 1180 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,434 the place where I worked at, 1181 01:06:37,568 --> 01:06:39,934 they were experimenting with electricity 1182 01:06:40,067 --> 01:06:43,167 created by living organisms, and then, uh... 1183 01:06:43,301 --> 01:06:45,501 I fell into a vat of electric eels. 1184 01:06:45,633 --> 01:06:48,568 You're kidding. I fell into a supercollider. 1185 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:50,434 Damn. 1186 01:06:50,568 --> 01:06:52,401 Gotta be careful where you fall. 1187 01:06:53,334 --> 01:06:54,934 Remarkable. 1188 01:06:56,468 --> 01:06:58,900 The technology and you. 1189 01:07:01,201 --> 01:07:04,367 When all this is over, if you need a job 1190 01:07:04,501 --> 01:07:09,201 and you're willing to commute to another universe... 1191 01:07:14,434 --> 01:07:17,301 It worked. That totally worked. 1192 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:19,834 I got it. I did it. Uh, will you send him up? 1193 01:07:19,967 --> 01:07:21,334 Here we go. 1194 01:07:22,367 --> 01:07:23,800 - Sorry. - Hold on, Doc. 1195 01:07:23,934 --> 01:07:26,501 Oh, will these humiliations never cease? 1196 01:07:26,633 --> 01:07:29,534 You, keep your science fair project away from me! 1197 01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:31,234 It'll work. Have faith. 1198 01:07:31,367 --> 01:07:34,334 Says the reckless fool who turned himself into a monster. 1199 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,501 Please stop moving your head. 1200 01:07:37,633 --> 01:07:40,101 - Hold still. - Don't you dare. 1201 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,367 Ugh! I swear, when I get out of this, 1202 01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:49,867 we're gonna rip you a new... 1203 01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,067 Doc? 1204 01:08:00,633 --> 01:08:01,867 Doc? 1205 01:08:03,568 --> 01:08:04,834 Doc? 1206 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,468 Dr. Octav... 1207 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,301 It's so quiet. 1208 01:08:18,767 --> 01:08:22,134 Those voices inside my head... 1209 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,501 I'd almost forgotten. 1210 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:30,967 Otto. 1211 01:08:32,134 --> 01:08:34,201 Yes. Norman. 1212 01:08:40,201 --> 01:08:41,501 It's me. 1213 01:08:43,667 --> 01:08:45,067 Would you look at that. 1214 01:09:05,534 --> 01:09:08,667 I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly. 1215 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,800 Yeah, you're welcome. 1216 01:09:10,934 --> 01:09:12,568 How can I help? 1217 01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:14,800 This is Peter. Leave a message. 1218 01:09:14,934 --> 01:09:17,501 Uh, yeah, Peter, this is Happy. 1219 01:09:17,633 --> 01:09:19,301 I accessed my doorbell camera. 1220 01:09:19,434 --> 01:09:21,568 Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg? 1221 01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:24,034 You bring a cyborg with robot legs into my house? 1222 01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:26,733 Was one of the guys made of mud? What's going on? Call me. 1223 01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:37,900 How does it feel, Norman? 1224 01:09:38,034 --> 01:09:40,501 You're about to become whole again. 1225 01:09:41,667 --> 01:09:44,201 No more darker half. 1226 01:09:44,334 --> 01:09:45,434 Just you. 1227 01:09:46,367 --> 01:09:47,834 Just me. 1228 01:09:56,834 --> 01:09:58,000 Okay, um... 1229 01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:02,600 It just goes right here. This... 1230 01:10:02,733 --> 01:10:04,234 That should be drawing power now. 1231 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,234 I'm gonna come back in a second to check, 1232 01:10:06,367 --> 01:10:08,534 but keep an eye on the lights. When they're all green, 1233 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:11,034 it means the electricity in your body's dissipated. 1234 01:10:11,167 --> 01:10:12,501 Well, not all of the electricity. 1235 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,867 You need electricity for your brain to function. 1236 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,867 Your nervous system is... 1237 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,034 I'm not really sure why I'm explaining electricity to you. 1238 01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:22,067 - Yeah, can I ask you a question? - Sure. 1239 01:10:22,201 --> 01:10:24,568 Are these your Legos? 1240 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,067 Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back. 1241 01:10:33,534 --> 01:10:36,900 - Something feels off. - What do you mean? 1242 01:10:37,034 --> 01:10:39,501 - I don't like this. - Leave it alone. 1243 01:10:39,633 --> 01:10:43,267 The sooner you guys get through this, the sooner we go home. 1244 01:10:51,301 --> 01:10:53,534 - Well, where is he? - Uh, he's inside. 1245 01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,267 And yet here we are, outside. 1246 01:10:55,401 --> 01:10:57,367 Did you not hear me say, "Don't lose him?" 1247 01:10:57,501 --> 01:10:59,501 I want incriminating footage of Spider-Man. 1248 01:10:59,633 --> 01:11:01,401 I called Damage Control. They're on their way. 1249 01:11:01,534 --> 01:11:03,101 And so it begins. 1250 01:11:03,234 --> 01:11:05,101 ...place is about to be swarming with cops. 1251 01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:25,501 Peter? 1252 01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:28,167 What's wrong? 1253 01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:31,034 I don't know. 1254 01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:32,234 May? 1255 01:11:37,834 --> 01:11:39,334 What is it, Peter? 1256 01:11:46,401 --> 01:11:47,934 What's happening? 1257 01:11:54,667 --> 01:11:56,867 Why are you looking at me like that? 1258 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:16,700 That's some neat trick, that sense of yours. 1259 01:12:16,834 --> 01:12:20,967 - Norman? - Norman's on sabbatical, honey. 1260 01:12:21,101 --> 01:12:23,367 - The hell? - The Goblin. 1261 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,501 "No more darker half"? 1262 01:12:26,633 --> 01:12:30,034 Did you really think that I'd let that happen? 1263 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:33,568 That I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind 1264 01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:36,234 to what true power can bring you? 1265 01:12:36,367 --> 01:12:37,900 - You don't know me. - Don't I? 1266 01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:47,201 I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission. 1267 01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:52,000 We don't need you to save us. 1268 01:12:52,134 --> 01:12:54,234 We don't need to be fixed. 1269 01:12:57,700 --> 01:13:00,434 These are not curses. 1270 01:13:00,568 --> 01:13:02,733 They're gifts. 1271 01:13:04,034 --> 01:13:06,000 - Norman, no. - Quiet, lapdog. 1272 01:13:06,134 --> 01:13:08,000 You don't know what you're talking about. 1273 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:13,067 I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes. 1274 01:13:13,201 --> 01:13:18,534 Struggling to have everything you want 1275 01:13:18,667 --> 01:13:22,167 while the world tries to make you choose. 1276 01:13:24,367 --> 01:13:27,900 Gods don't have to choose. 1277 01:13:29,767 --> 01:13:31,167 We take. 1278 01:13:31,301 --> 01:13:32,733 May, run. 1279 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,867 Oh, my God. 1280 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,201 - What have you done? - I liked you better before. 1281 01:14:10,534 --> 01:14:14,101 Up here. He's up there. It's the guy from the bridge. 1282 01:14:36,434 --> 01:14:37,568 Did you see that? 1283 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,767 No, you don't! 1284 01:15:14,534 --> 01:15:16,934 Strong enough to have it all. 1285 01:15:20,234 --> 01:15:22,201 Too weak to take it! 1286 01:15:57,201 --> 01:15:58,568 Now I got you. 1287 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,034 I told you there'd be consequences. 1288 01:16:21,234 --> 01:16:25,101 Your weakness, Peter, is morality. 1289 01:16:25,234 --> 01:16:29,201 It's choking you. Can't you feel it? 1290 01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:38,800 It didn't work. 1291 01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:41,733 Norman was right. 1292 01:16:41,867 --> 01:16:45,667 He got it from you, that pathetic sickness. 1293 01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:52,700 You tried to fix me. 1294 01:16:52,834 --> 01:16:56,468 - May, go. - Now I'm gonna fix you. 1295 01:17:00,067 --> 01:17:01,434 May, run, please. 1296 01:17:04,568 --> 01:17:06,434 May! 1297 01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:14,767 Peter, Peter, Peter. 1298 01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:18,401 No good deed goes unpunished. 1299 01:17:18,534 --> 01:17:20,767 You can thank me later. 1300 01:17:26,633 --> 01:17:27,967 No! 1301 01:17:57,667 --> 01:17:58,534 - May? - Peter. 1302 01:17:58,667 --> 01:18:00,434 May, May, I'm here. 1303 01:18:00,568 --> 01:18:02,501 Oh! 1304 01:18:03,967 --> 01:18:05,334 - May. - Oh! 1305 01:18:05,468 --> 01:18:07,334 May, I'm here. 1306 01:18:07,468 --> 01:18:09,067 - Are you okay? - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 1307 01:18:09,201 --> 01:18:10,401 What happened? 1308 01:18:13,534 --> 01:18:14,568 Okay... Oh! 1309 01:18:16,201 --> 01:18:18,167 It's okay. We're okay, right? 1310 01:18:18,301 --> 01:18:19,934 Yeah. Knocked on my ass. 1311 01:18:20,067 --> 01:18:21,167 - Yeah, me too. - That's all. 1312 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:25,000 I think I broke my ribs. 1313 01:18:30,301 --> 01:18:32,401 - This is all my fault, May. - No. 1314 01:18:32,534 --> 01:18:34,434 I should have let Strange send them back. 1315 01:18:34,568 --> 01:18:36,434 You did the right thing. 1316 01:18:36,568 --> 01:18:38,334 They would have been killed. 1317 01:18:38,468 --> 01:18:40,234 You did the right thing. 1318 01:18:40,367 --> 01:18:42,867 It's not my responsibility, May. 1319 01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:47,234 Oh. What Norman said? 1320 01:18:48,568 --> 01:18:50,501 My moral mission? No. 1321 01:18:50,633 --> 01:18:52,900 - No, May... - Peter, you listen to me. 1322 01:18:54,067 --> 01:18:55,167 You have a gift. 1323 01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:58,767 You have power. 1324 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:00,267 And with great power, 1325 01:19:00,401 --> 01:19:04,468 there must also come great responsibility, mm? 1326 01:19:09,134 --> 01:19:10,568 Yeah, I know. 1327 01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:12,367 Let's get the... out of here. 1328 01:19:12,501 --> 01:19:14,167 Okay, let's go. 1329 01:19:14,301 --> 01:19:16,967 Let me just catch my... 1330 01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,534 - What happened? Are you okay? - I'm okay. 1331 01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:36,501 Yeah, you're okay. What happened? 1332 01:19:38,267 --> 01:19:40,334 Just have to... 1333 01:19:40,468 --> 01:19:42,633 - catch my breath. - Okay, well, catch your breath. 1334 01:19:42,767 --> 01:19:44,667 I'm right here. We're gonna take our time. 1335 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,034 You catch your breath. 1336 01:19:46,167 --> 01:19:48,534 Then we'll take you to a doctor, okay? 1337 01:20:06,167 --> 01:20:08,101 Are you okay? 1338 01:20:08,234 --> 01:20:11,067 Somebody help! I need an ambulance, please! Somebody? 1339 01:20:11,201 --> 01:20:14,101 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 1340 01:20:14,234 --> 01:20:15,934 You're okay, you're okay. 1341 01:20:17,633 --> 01:20:20,034 Let me just... Let me catch my breath. 1342 01:20:20,167 --> 01:20:22,501 I'm right here. I'm right here. 1343 01:20:22,633 --> 01:20:24,234 I'm right here. 1344 01:20:30,667 --> 01:20:32,067 You're okay. 1345 01:20:33,334 --> 01:20:34,867 It's just me and you. 1346 01:20:44,633 --> 01:20:45,867 May? 1347 01:20:52,067 --> 01:20:53,401 May? 1348 01:20:59,334 --> 01:21:01,267 Will you look at me, May, please? 1349 01:21:09,534 --> 01:21:10,700 May. 1350 01:21:11,633 --> 01:21:12,834 May. 1351 01:21:14,034 --> 01:21:15,633 What are you doing, May? 1352 01:21:15,767 --> 01:21:18,468 Please, will you just wake up and talk to me? Please? 1353 01:21:41,301 --> 01:21:43,067 Get out of the car now! Move! 1354 01:21:49,534 --> 01:21:51,301 Get off, get off, get off me. 1355 01:21:53,568 --> 01:21:56,201 - Peter! Run! - It's just me and you, okay? 1356 01:21:56,334 --> 01:21:58,167 It's just me and you, okay? 1357 01:21:58,301 --> 01:22:01,234 Oh, May, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1358 01:22:01,367 --> 01:22:03,401 I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you. 1359 01:22:03,534 --> 01:22:06,034 All right, Parker! Come out with your hands up! 1360 01:22:06,167 --> 01:22:08,667 Come out right now, or we will open fire! 1361 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,600 Run! 1362 01:22:13,633 --> 01:22:16,401 All right, let's go. Let's go! Move in! 1363 01:22:33,967 --> 01:22:35,534 Tragedy. 1364 01:22:38,867 --> 01:22:41,267 What else can I call it? 1365 01:22:41,401 --> 01:22:43,367 What more need be said? 1366 01:22:43,501 --> 01:22:47,568 The damage, the destruction. 1367 01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:50,267 You saw it with your own eyes. 1368 01:22:50,401 --> 01:22:53,267 When will people wake up and realize 1369 01:22:53,401 --> 01:22:55,934 that everywhere Spider-Man goes, 1370 01:22:56,067 --> 01:22:59,633 chaos and calamity ensue? 1371 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:04,834 Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin. 1372 01:23:04,967 --> 01:23:07,501 And we, the innocents, 1373 01:23:07,633 --> 01:23:10,067 are left to pick up the pieces. 1374 01:23:12,101 --> 01:23:14,167 J. Jonah Jameson reporting. 1375 01:23:14,301 --> 01:23:17,568 Good night, and God help us all. 1376 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:40,134 We are told that multiple people have been injured, 1377 01:23:40,267 --> 01:23:44,700 and we can confirm at least one person has been killed... 1378 01:23:44,834 --> 01:23:46,334 Still nothing? 1379 01:23:47,534 --> 01:23:48,967 No. 1380 01:24:04,501 --> 01:24:06,000 I'm gonna press it. 1381 01:24:07,468 --> 01:24:10,167 - What? No, he... - I know he told me to wait... 1382 01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:13,667 - but I'm gonna do it. - I just wish... 1383 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:15,501 I just wish we could see him. 1384 01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:22,667 - Ned? - Yeah? 1385 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:24,834 - Do that again. - Yeah. 1386 01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:28,900 I just wish we could see him. 1387 01:24:30,867 --> 01:24:33,367 Oh. Okay. 1388 01:24:33,501 --> 01:24:35,867 I just wish we could see Peter. 1389 01:24:39,234 --> 01:24:42,000 Whoa. 1390 01:24:42,134 --> 01:24:45,067 Lola, you're right. I am magic. 1391 01:24:45,201 --> 01:24:46,934 Is that him? 1392 01:24:47,067 --> 01:24:49,401 - Yeah, yeah, it has to be. - Peter. Peter! 1393 01:24:49,534 --> 01:24:51,067 - Hey, Peter! - Peter! 1394 01:24:51,201 --> 01:24:52,667 Yeah. 1395 01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:57,867 Whoa! 1396 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,501 Hi. Hi. 1397 01:25:01,633 --> 01:25:04,667 No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy. 1398 01:25:07,401 --> 01:25:08,834 Okay. 1399 01:25:11,334 --> 01:25:13,867 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Peter Parker. 1400 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:18,067 - That's not possible. - I am Spider-Man, in my world. 1401 01:25:18,201 --> 01:25:21,367 But then yesterday, I was... 1402 01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:24,900 I was just here. 1403 01:25:26,434 --> 01:25:27,700 Wow. 1404 01:25:29,301 --> 01:25:33,867 String theory, multi-dimensional reality... 1405 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,201 and matter displacement. 1406 01:25:36,334 --> 01:25:38,167 - All real? - Yeah. 1407 01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:39,900 I knew it. 1408 01:25:41,201 --> 01:25:43,501 This has to be because of the spell. 1409 01:25:43,633 --> 01:25:45,334 The spell? Like magic spell? 1410 01:25:45,468 --> 01:25:47,301 - There's no spell. No. - No spell. 1411 01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:49,134 - Magic's real here too? - I mean... 1412 01:25:49,267 --> 01:25:51,034 - Shut up, Ned. - No, it's not real. 1413 01:25:51,167 --> 01:25:54,234 - Shut up. Stop talking. - There's magicians, but no... 1414 01:25:54,367 --> 01:25:56,700 Stop. Stop. 1415 01:25:56,834 --> 01:25:58,134 - Prove it. - Prove what? 1416 01:25:58,267 --> 01:26:00,234 - That you're Peter Parker. - I don't carry 1417 01:26:00,367 --> 01:26:01,900 an ID with me, you know? 1418 01:26:02,034 --> 01:26:04,800 Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. 1419 01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:08,900 - Why'd you do that? - To see if you have the tingle. 1420 01:26:09,034 --> 01:26:10,967 I have the tingle thing, just not for bread. 1421 01:26:11,101 --> 01:26:13,034 Can you not throw the bread again? 1422 01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:15,867 You're a deeply mistrusting person... 1423 01:26:17,134 --> 01:26:18,733 and I respect it. 1424 01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:24,568 Crawl around. 1425 01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:26,568 - Crawl around? - Yes. 1426 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:28,267 - No. - Yes, crawl around. 1427 01:26:28,401 --> 01:26:29,934 - Why do I need to? - This is not enough. 1428 01:26:30,067 --> 01:26:31,367 - This is plenty. - No, it's not. 1429 01:26:31,501 --> 01:26:33,101 - Yes, it is. It is. - No, it's not. Nuh-uh. 1430 01:26:33,234 --> 01:26:35,867 - How do I stick to the ceiling? - Do it. 1431 01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:38,434 Ned. 1432 01:26:44,067 --> 01:26:45,834 My lola's asking if you could just 1433 01:26:45,967 --> 01:26:47,434 get the cobweb there. 1434 01:26:47,568 --> 01:26:49,834 - Since you're, like, up there. - Yeah. 1435 01:26:57,468 --> 01:26:59,101 Thank you. 1436 01:27:03,201 --> 01:27:04,534 We goo...? 1437 01:27:04,667 --> 01:27:07,101 - We good? - For now. 1438 01:27:07,234 --> 01:27:10,167 So I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker. 1439 01:27:10,301 --> 01:27:12,534 I guess you keep doing it until we find the real one. 1440 01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,101 - Ouch. - No offense. 1441 01:27:15,234 --> 01:27:17,067 - Okay. - Okay. You got it. 1442 01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:20,468 Find Peter Parker. 1443 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,568 - What's the thing on his hand? - Shh. 1444 01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:25,000 Find Peter Parker. 1445 01:27:26,733 --> 01:27:28,700 Find Peter Parker! 1446 01:27:37,633 --> 01:27:39,834 Great, it's just some random guy. 1447 01:27:39,967 --> 01:27:41,167 Hello. 1448 01:27:41,301 --> 01:27:42,633 Um, I hope it's okay, 1449 01:27:42,767 --> 01:27:44,733 I just came through this, uh... 1450 01:27:44,867 --> 01:27:46,867 Oh. It just closed. 1451 01:27:48,334 --> 01:27:49,534 You're Peter? 1452 01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:52,700 Yeah. Peter Parker. 1453 01:27:54,767 --> 01:27:56,501 I... I've seen you two... 1454 01:27:58,867 --> 01:28:00,234 Hi. Heh. 1455 01:28:03,967 --> 01:28:06,667 Wait. He's... He's not your friend. 1456 01:28:19,267 --> 01:28:22,334 Huh. 1457 01:28:22,468 --> 01:28:25,534 Wait. So you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that? 1458 01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:28,067 I generally don't go around advertising it. 1459 01:28:28,201 --> 01:28:30,867 Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. 1460 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,700 - I said that. - That's what he just said. 1461 01:28:44,568 --> 01:28:48,067 My lola's asking if you could clean up the webs you just shot. 1462 01:28:48,201 --> 01:28:49,867 - Oh, sorry, Lola. - Yes, of course. 1463 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,234 - I'm going to bed. - Night, Lola. 1464 01:28:52,367 --> 01:28:54,167 Good night, Ned's lola. 1465 01:28:54,301 --> 01:28:57,067 Uh, this might seem kind of weird, 1466 01:28:57,201 --> 01:28:59,034 but I've been trying to find your friend 1467 01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:01,201 ever since I got here. 1468 01:29:01,334 --> 01:29:03,434 I just have this sense that... 1469 01:29:05,201 --> 01:29:06,434 That he needs my help. 1470 01:29:06,568 --> 01:29:08,101 Our help. 1471 01:29:09,534 --> 01:29:10,568 He does. 1472 01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:12,367 We don't know where he is. 1473 01:29:12,501 --> 01:29:17,900 And, um, honestly, right now we're all he really has left. 1474 01:29:18,034 --> 01:29:23,034 Well, uh, is there someplace that he might go 1475 01:29:23,167 --> 01:29:25,568 that has meaning to him? 1476 01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:30,234 Like a place where he would go to just...? 1477 01:29:30,367 --> 01:29:32,301 Get away from everything? 1478 01:29:34,967 --> 01:29:38,167 For me, it was the top of the Chrysler Building. 1479 01:29:38,301 --> 01:29:40,167 Empire State. 1480 01:29:40,301 --> 01:29:43,334 - It's a better view. - That is a sweet view. 1481 01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:47,401 Yes. 1482 01:29:47,534 --> 01:29:50,967 Yeah. I... I think I know exactly where that would be. 1483 01:30:26,667 --> 01:30:28,000 I'm sorry. 1484 01:30:35,167 --> 01:30:36,667 Peter, there's... 1485 01:30:37,834 --> 01:30:39,733 There's some people here. 1486 01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:42,700 - What? - Um... 1487 01:30:51,367 --> 01:30:53,201 Hey, wait, wait! Whoa! 1488 01:30:53,334 --> 01:30:54,401 What...? 1489 01:30:57,234 --> 01:30:58,267 Sorry... 1490 01:31:00,134 --> 01:31:01,167 about May. 1491 01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,101 Yeah. Sorry. 1492 01:31:08,867 --> 01:31:10,867 I got some understanding of what it is you're... 1493 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,234 No, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through. 1494 01:31:14,367 --> 01:31:16,667 - Okay. - She's gone. 1495 01:31:19,167 --> 01:31:20,568 And it's all my fault. 1496 01:31:24,733 --> 01:31:26,367 She died for nothing. 1497 01:31:29,934 --> 01:31:32,401 So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place. 1498 01:31:32,534 --> 01:31:34,167 - Peter... - Please don't. 1499 01:31:35,201 --> 01:31:36,301 You don't belong here. 1500 01:31:36,434 --> 01:31:37,367 Either of you. 1501 01:31:37,501 --> 01:31:39,900 So I'm sending you home. 1502 01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:43,000 Those other guys are from your worlds, right? 1503 01:31:43,134 --> 01:31:44,568 So you deal with it. 1504 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:47,334 If they die, if you kill them... 1505 01:31:47,468 --> 01:31:48,501 that's on you. 1506 01:31:49,633 --> 01:31:51,334 It's not my problem. 1507 01:31:51,468 --> 01:31:52,900 I don't care anymore. 1508 01:31:54,101 --> 01:31:55,367 I'm done. 1509 01:31:59,967 --> 01:32:02,633 I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this. 1510 01:32:05,934 --> 01:32:07,900 But you have to go home now. 1511 01:32:10,134 --> 01:32:11,367 Good luck. 1512 01:32:16,667 --> 01:32:18,667 My Uncle Ben was killed. 1513 01:32:20,101 --> 01:32:21,468 It was my fault. 1514 01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:24,134 I lost... 1515 01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:28,834 I lost Gwen, my, um... 1516 01:32:30,134 --> 01:32:31,900 She was my MJ. 1517 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,534 I couldn't save her. 1518 01:32:37,167 --> 01:32:39,900 I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. 1519 01:32:42,334 --> 01:32:44,667 But I carried on, tried to, um... 1520 01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:48,000 Tried to keep going, tried to keep being the, uh... 1521 01:32:49,468 --> 01:32:51,267 The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man 1522 01:32:51,401 --> 01:32:54,267 'cause I know that's what she would've wanted. 1523 01:32:54,401 --> 01:32:58,067 But at some point, I just... I stopped pulling my punches. 1524 01:33:01,667 --> 01:33:03,167 I got rageful. 1525 01:33:05,301 --> 01:33:06,667 I got bitter. 1526 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,534 I just don't want you 1527 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:12,367 to end up like... Like me. 1528 01:33:13,834 --> 01:33:16,767 The night Ben died... 1529 01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:19,600 I hunted down the man who I thought did it. 1530 01:33:21,401 --> 01:33:23,167 I wanted him dead. 1531 01:33:25,633 --> 01:33:27,167 I got what I wanted. 1532 01:33:29,534 --> 01:33:31,568 It didn't make it better. 1533 01:33:35,101 --> 01:33:37,568 It took me a long time... 1534 01:33:39,334 --> 01:33:41,733 to learn to get through that darkness. 1535 01:33:44,334 --> 01:33:46,034 I wanna kill him. 1536 01:33:48,367 --> 01:33:50,334 I wanna tear him apart. 1537 01:33:53,934 --> 01:33:56,401 I can still hear her voice in my head. 1538 01:34:01,267 --> 01:34:02,900 Even after she was hurt, 1539 01:34:03,034 --> 01:34:05,733 she said to me that we did the right thing. 1540 01:34:14,434 --> 01:34:16,201 She told me that with great power... 1541 01:34:18,301 --> 01:34:20,134 Comes great responsibility. 1542 01:34:25,367 --> 01:34:26,867 Wait, what? How do you know that? 1543 01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:28,501 Uncle Ben said it. 1544 01:34:28,633 --> 01:34:30,167 The day he died. 1545 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:37,167 Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter. 1546 01:34:46,900 --> 01:34:52,568 Okay, so, uh, Connors, Marko, Dillon and, um... 1547 01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:55,501 I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko, 1548 01:34:55,633 --> 01:34:57,367 but the others... 1549 01:34:57,501 --> 01:35:00,733 Oh, I got Connors. I've cured him once, so no big deal. 1550 01:35:02,367 --> 01:35:05,000 - What? It's no big deal. - Great. 1551 01:35:05,134 --> 01:35:06,733 Yeah, that's great. 1552 01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:12,834 I think I can make an anti-serum for Dr. Osborn. 1553 01:35:12,967 --> 01:35:14,867 Been thinking about it a long time. 1554 01:35:17,867 --> 01:35:20,934 Gotta cure all of them. Right? 1555 01:35:21,967 --> 01:35:23,101 Right. 1556 01:35:24,534 --> 01:35:26,201 That's what we do. 1557 01:35:34,234 --> 01:35:35,667 What? 1558 01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,234 Just three yous. 1559 01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:53,834 Um... 1560 01:35:55,367 --> 01:35:58,967 So do you have a best friend too? 1561 01:36:00,834 --> 01:36:02,134 I did. 1562 01:36:03,834 --> 01:36:05,234 You did? 1563 01:36:06,667 --> 01:36:08,468 He died in my arms... 1564 01:36:10,034 --> 01:36:12,034 after he tried to kill me. 1565 01:36:13,667 --> 01:36:15,633 It was heartbreaking. 1566 01:36:17,334 --> 01:36:18,700 Dude. 1567 01:36:25,367 --> 01:36:27,800 - Hey. - Will you run a diagnostic? 1568 01:36:27,934 --> 01:36:29,134 Yeah. 1569 01:36:38,367 --> 01:36:40,501 Hey, you okay? 1570 01:36:40,633 --> 01:36:42,568 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay? 1571 01:36:42,700 --> 01:36:44,000 Mm-hm. 1572 01:36:46,633 --> 01:36:49,334 You don't deserve this. 1573 01:36:49,468 --> 01:36:53,367 - I've ruined your life. - No. No, no, no. 1574 01:36:53,501 --> 01:36:55,568 Look at me. I'm here. 1575 01:36:56,967 --> 01:36:58,434 Not going anywhere. 1576 01:36:59,733 --> 01:37:01,067 We're gonna get through this. 1577 01:37:01,201 --> 01:37:03,834 And we're gonna get through it together. 1578 01:37:03,967 --> 01:37:05,234 Okay? 1579 01:37:06,334 --> 01:37:09,034 Okay. 1580 01:37:13,367 --> 01:37:14,700 Thank you. 1581 01:37:25,834 --> 01:37:27,867 You have someone? 1582 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,568 No. 1583 01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:34,600 Ah, I got no time for Peter Parker stuff, you know? 1584 01:37:34,733 --> 01:37:36,201 Hm. 1585 01:37:36,334 --> 01:37:38,834 - Do you? - Uh... 1586 01:37:38,967 --> 01:37:43,067 - that's a little complicated. - Oh, I understand. 1587 01:37:43,201 --> 01:37:45,667 I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us. 1588 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:48,334 Well, I wouldn't give up. 1589 01:37:48,468 --> 01:37:51,334 Took a while but we made it work. 1590 01:37:51,468 --> 01:37:53,034 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1591 01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:54,633 Me and... 1592 01:37:54,767 --> 01:37:55,967 MJ. 1593 01:37:57,334 --> 01:37:59,234 My MJ. Uh... 1594 01:38:00,367 --> 01:38:02,800 It gets confusing here. 1595 01:38:02,934 --> 01:38:04,067 Yeah. 1596 01:38:04,201 --> 01:38:06,167 - Peter! - Yeah? 1597 01:38:06,301 --> 01:38:09,633 - Oh, sorry, did you mean...? - "Peter" Peter. 1598 01:38:09,767 --> 01:38:11,534 - We're all called Peter. - We're all Peter. 1599 01:38:11,667 --> 01:38:14,667 - Peter Parker? - Again, we're all Peter Parker. 1600 01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:17,401 - The computer. - Oh! 1601 01:38:17,534 --> 01:38:19,134 - Oh, I'm ready. - Yeah. Me too. 1602 01:38:19,267 --> 01:38:21,568 Okay, so now, all we gotta do 1603 01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:24,201 is lure these guys someplace, right? 1604 01:38:24,334 --> 01:38:27,800 Try to cure them while they try to kill us, 1605 01:38:27,934 --> 01:38:29,401 and then send them home. 1606 01:38:29,534 --> 01:38:32,134 - Using a magic box. - Well, that's the plan. 1607 01:38:32,267 --> 01:38:35,367 Are you gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor, 1608 01:38:35,501 --> 01:38:37,167 or do you got your suit? 1609 01:38:38,367 --> 01:38:40,501 - Good. - Here's your web cartridges. 1610 01:38:40,633 --> 01:38:43,067 - Oh, thanks, man. - What's that for? 1611 01:38:43,201 --> 01:38:46,501 Uh, it's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why? 1612 01:38:46,633 --> 01:38:48,101 Whoa! 1613 01:38:49,334 --> 01:38:50,334 That came out of you. 1614 01:38:50,468 --> 01:38:52,367 Yeah. You can't do that, huh? 1615 01:38:52,501 --> 01:38:54,700 - No. - How on earth does that...? 1616 01:38:54,834 --> 01:38:57,534 We're getting sidetracked. This is where we'll do this, okay? 1617 01:38:57,667 --> 01:39:00,067 It's isolated, so no one should get hurt. 1618 01:39:00,201 --> 01:39:02,568 We draw them there with the box. It's the thing they want. 1619 01:39:02,700 --> 01:39:04,767 All we have to do is figure out how to get there. 1620 01:39:04,900 --> 01:39:06,267 - We could portal there. - What? 1621 01:39:06,401 --> 01:39:08,767 - I'm magic now. - Yeah, he's right. He can. 1622 01:39:08,900 --> 01:39:10,934 - Yeah, we saw. - Yeah, he is. 1623 01:39:11,067 --> 01:39:12,900 - Wait, really? - I got Doctor Strange magic. 1624 01:39:13,034 --> 01:39:14,867 - No way. - Yeah. 1625 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,267 I promise, I won't turn into a supervillain 1626 01:39:17,401 --> 01:39:18,934 and try to kill you. 1627 01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:22,600 Okay. 1628 01:39:22,733 --> 01:39:24,367 Thank you. 1629 01:39:28,834 --> 01:39:31,101 Um, all right, here goes nothing. 1630 01:39:31,234 --> 01:39:33,234 What's that thing you always say? 1631 01:39:33,367 --> 01:39:36,934 - Expect disappointment and... - No, no, no. 1632 01:39:37,067 --> 01:39:38,733 We're gonna kick some ass. 1633 01:39:38,867 --> 01:39:40,401 Okay. 1634 01:39:40,534 --> 01:39:43,034 Cure. Cure some ass. 1635 01:39:43,167 --> 01:39:44,934 Cure that ass. 1636 01:39:47,167 --> 01:39:48,800 Ladies and gentlemen, 1637 01:39:48,934 --> 01:39:50,900 the Bugle tip line has just received a call 1638 01:39:51,034 --> 01:39:53,967 from none other than the fugitive known as Spider-Man, 1639 01:39:54,101 --> 01:39:57,167 fresh from his rampage in Queens. 1640 01:39:57,301 --> 01:39:58,834 So, Peter Parker, 1641 01:39:58,967 --> 01:40:01,367 what pernicious propaganda are you peddling? 1642 01:40:01,501 --> 01:40:03,134 - Just the truth. - Oh, sure. 1643 01:40:03,267 --> 01:40:05,733 The truth is... 1644 01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:08,067 that this is all my fault. 1645 01:40:08,201 --> 01:40:10,733 I accidentally brought those dangerous people here. 1646 01:40:10,867 --> 01:40:12,468 Well, he admits it. 1647 01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:14,568 And if those people are watching... 1648 01:40:16,167 --> 01:40:19,234 just know that I really did try to help you. 1649 01:40:19,367 --> 01:40:22,000 I mean, I could have killed you... 1650 01:40:22,134 --> 01:40:24,733 at any given moment, but I didn't. 1651 01:40:26,434 --> 01:40:27,733 My Aunt May taught me 1652 01:40:27,867 --> 01:40:29,667 that everyone deserves a second chance. 1653 01:40:29,800 --> 01:40:30,700 That's why I'm here. 1654 01:40:30,834 --> 01:40:32,733 And where is "here," exactly? 1655 01:40:34,633 --> 01:40:36,733 A place that represents second chances. 1656 01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:42,301 The Statue of Liberty? Good God, folks. 1657 01:40:42,434 --> 01:40:45,633 He's about to destroy another national landmark. 1658 01:40:45,767 --> 01:40:47,367 World, if you're watching... 1659 01:40:47,501 --> 01:40:50,067 Believe me, the world is watching. 1660 01:40:50,201 --> 01:40:51,700 ...wish me luck. 1661 01:40:53,201 --> 01:40:55,434 Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man could use some. 1662 01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:04,000 Okay, guys, it could be any minute now. 1663 01:41:04,134 --> 01:41:06,401 Yep, almost done. 1664 01:41:11,234 --> 01:41:15,767 You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever 1665 01:41:15,900 --> 01:41:20,367 before he fell into... a pool of electric eels. 1666 01:41:20,501 --> 01:41:22,167 That'll do it. 1667 01:41:23,501 --> 01:41:25,568 Mm. Oh, there it goes. 1668 01:41:26,834 --> 01:41:28,700 Heh, you okay? 1669 01:41:28,834 --> 01:41:30,600 Oh, it's my back. 1670 01:41:30,733 --> 01:41:34,000 It's kind of stiff from all the swinging, I guess. 1671 01:41:34,134 --> 01:41:36,000 Yeah. No, I got a middle back thing too. 1672 01:41:36,134 --> 01:41:39,501 - Really? - Yeah. You want me to crack it? 1673 01:41:39,633 --> 01:41:40,934 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1674 01:41:41,067 --> 01:41:42,733 - Yeah, that'd be great. - All right. 1675 01:41:44,134 --> 01:41:45,334 - You ready? - Yeah. 1676 01:41:48,568 --> 01:41:50,767 Yep. That's good. 1677 01:41:50,900 --> 01:41:54,067 - How is it? - Wow. 1678 01:41:54,201 --> 01:41:56,568 - That's good. That's better. - Right? Yeah. 1679 01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:57,733 Wow. 1680 01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:03,900 This is so cool. I always wanted brothers. 1681 01:42:05,468 --> 01:42:08,468 So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body? 1682 01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,234 I'd rather not talk about this. 1683 01:42:10,367 --> 01:42:12,301 - I don't mean to... - But are you teasing me? 1684 01:42:12,434 --> 01:42:13,800 No, no. He's not teasing you. 1685 01:42:13,934 --> 01:42:16,201 It's just that we can't do that, 1686 01:42:16,334 --> 01:42:19,733 so we're curious as to how your web situation works, that's all. 1687 01:42:19,867 --> 01:42:22,534 If it's personal, I don't wanna pry, but I think it's cool. 1688 01:42:22,667 --> 01:42:25,700 I... I wish I could tell you, but it's, like, I don't do it. 1689 01:42:25,834 --> 01:42:28,167 Like I don't... Like I don't do breathing. 1690 01:42:28,301 --> 01:42:30,167 - Like, breathing just happens. - Whoa. 1691 01:42:30,301 --> 01:42:32,034 Does it just come out of your wrists, 1692 01:42:32,167 --> 01:42:34,568 or does it come out of anywhere else? 1693 01:42:34,700 --> 01:42:36,867 Only... Only the wrists. 1694 01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:39,167 Never had a block? I run out of webs all the time. 1695 01:42:39,301 --> 01:42:41,733 - I have to make my own in a lab. - Right. That's... 1696 01:42:41,867 --> 01:42:44,000 It's a hassle compared to what you got. 1697 01:42:44,134 --> 01:42:45,534 Sounds like a hassle. But I did. 1698 01:42:45,667 --> 01:42:46,900 You said that, I was like, 1699 01:42:47,034 --> 01:42:49,633 - "Oh, I had a web block." - Whoa. Why? 1700 01:42:49,767 --> 01:42:51,401 Existential crisis stuff. 1701 01:42:51,534 --> 01:42:52,967 Yeah. Don't get me started on that. 1702 01:42:53,101 --> 01:42:56,167 Hey. What are, like, some of the craziest villains 1703 01:42:56,301 --> 01:42:58,568 - that you guys have fought? - Seems you've met some of them. 1704 01:42:58,700 --> 01:43:00,267 Heh-heh, that's a good question. 1705 01:43:00,401 --> 01:43:05,700 Yeah, I fought an alien made out of black goo once. 1706 01:43:05,834 --> 01:43:07,900 Oh, no way. I fought an alien too. 1707 01:43:08,034 --> 01:43:09,700 - On Earth and in space. - Oh. 1708 01:43:09,834 --> 01:43:11,568 - He was purple. - I wanna fight an alien. 1709 01:43:11,700 --> 01:43:16,234 I'm still, like, that you fought an alien in space. 1710 01:43:16,367 --> 01:43:19,034 I'm lame compared... I fought a Russian guy 1711 01:43:19,167 --> 01:43:20,534 in a rhinoceros machine. 1712 01:43:20,667 --> 01:43:23,334 Can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 1713 01:43:23,468 --> 01:43:25,767 - 'Cause you are not. - Thanks. I appreciate that. 1714 01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:28,101 - I'm not saying I am... - But it's just the self-talk. 1715 01:43:28,234 --> 01:43:30,067 - Maybe we should... - Listen, I... 1716 01:43:30,201 --> 01:43:31,667 'Cause you're amazing. 1717 01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:33,667 Just to take it in for a minute. 1718 01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:36,234 - Yeah, I can take it in. - You... You are amazing. 1719 01:43:36,367 --> 01:43:38,034 - I can. Thank you. - You are amazing. 1720 01:43:38,167 --> 01:43:39,867 - Will you say it? - I needed to hear that. 1721 01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:41,534 Thank you. 1722 01:43:41,667 --> 01:43:44,034 All right, guys, focus up. You feel that? 1723 01:43:44,167 --> 01:43:45,434 Yeah. 1724 01:43:52,568 --> 01:43:54,501 What's up, Peter? 1725 01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:59,201 How you like the new-new? 1726 01:43:59,334 --> 01:44:03,167 Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna destroy it. 1727 01:44:04,667 --> 01:44:06,501 But I'll let you live. 1728 01:44:06,633 --> 01:44:09,000 Don't make me a murderer, Peter. 1729 01:44:11,034 --> 01:44:13,067 Okay, guys, here he comes. 1730 01:44:19,501 --> 01:44:22,334 Hey, Max, I missed you, man. Ho! 1731 01:44:24,934 --> 01:44:27,367 All right, MJ, heads up! 1732 01:44:27,501 --> 01:44:29,633 Got it! Close it. 1733 01:44:31,767 --> 01:44:33,534 Uh, Ned, it's not closing. 1734 01:44:33,667 --> 01:44:34,800 Yeah, I know. 1735 01:44:34,934 --> 01:44:36,534 - Why isn't it closing? - I don't know. 1736 01:44:36,667 --> 01:44:39,700 - Did you close it before? No? - I mean, I've opened some. 1737 01:44:48,534 --> 01:44:50,900 Max, Max, Max. Can we talk for a second? 1738 01:44:51,034 --> 01:44:53,700 - Just you and me, just talk? - Look who showed up. 1739 01:44:53,834 --> 01:44:55,967 - My old friend Spider-Man. - I'm trying to save you. 1740 01:44:56,101 --> 01:44:58,267 - That's all I've ever wanted. - You're not trying to save me. 1741 01:44:58,401 --> 01:45:00,667 - I am. - You ain't even the shit no more. 1742 01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:02,501 - Oh... - Don't worry about me. 1743 01:45:02,633 --> 01:45:04,667 I'll save myself. 1744 01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:07,401 - Burn up! - Aah! Whoa! 1745 01:45:07,534 --> 01:45:09,167 Well, I got his attention. Now what? 1746 01:45:09,301 --> 01:45:10,733 Okay, great. 1747 01:45:10,867 --> 01:45:14,834 Just FYI, lizard guy's here too. 1748 01:45:16,301 --> 01:45:18,534 Guys, comm check. Hello? 1749 01:45:18,667 --> 01:45:20,101 I need Max's cure. 1750 01:45:20,234 --> 01:45:22,334 Yeah. I'm on it. 1751 01:45:22,468 --> 01:45:23,834 I need the Lizard cure. 1752 01:45:23,967 --> 01:45:26,167 Uh, okay, okay. 1753 01:45:31,167 --> 01:45:32,834 Where's the box, Peter? 1754 01:45:32,967 --> 01:45:35,201 - Flint, we could help everyone. - I don't care! 1755 01:45:47,067 --> 01:45:48,267 Sorry! 1756 01:45:49,501 --> 01:45:50,568 Gross! 1757 01:45:50,700 --> 01:45:52,067 Sad to tell you, Sandman, 1758 01:45:52,201 --> 01:45:53,900 nobody's going home. 1759 01:46:32,267 --> 01:46:34,034 What the hell is going on out there? 1760 01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:35,867 I keep yelling at you, Peter 2! 1761 01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:39,134 - But I thought you were Peter 2. - What? I'm not Peter 2. 1762 01:46:39,267 --> 01:46:41,468 Stop arguing, both of you! Listen to Peter 1. 1763 01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:43,401 We're clearly not very good at this. 1764 01:46:43,534 --> 01:46:44,633 I know, I know. We suck. 1765 01:46:44,767 --> 01:46:46,468 I don't know how to work as a team. 1766 01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:49,401 - Me neither. - I do. I've been in a team, okay? 1767 01:46:49,534 --> 01:46:51,067 I don't wanna brag, but I will. 1768 01:46:51,201 --> 01:46:52,134 I was in the Avengers. 1769 01:46:52,267 --> 01:46:53,534 - The Avengers? - Yeah. 1770 01:46:53,667 --> 01:46:54,867 - That's great. - Thank you. 1771 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:56,867 What is that? 1772 01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:58,967 - You don't have the Avengers? - Is that a band? 1773 01:46:59,101 --> 01:47:01,534 - Are you in a band? - No, I'm not in a band. 1774 01:47:01,667 --> 01:47:03,201 The Avengers is Earth's mightiest... 1775 01:47:03,334 --> 01:47:05,034 - How's this helping? - It's not important. 1776 01:47:05,167 --> 01:47:06,934 All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle 1777 01:47:07,067 --> 01:47:08,434 and coordinate our attacks. 1778 01:47:08,568 --> 01:47:10,000 Yes. Okay. 1779 01:47:10,134 --> 01:47:12,000 - Let's pick one target. - Right. 1780 01:47:12,134 --> 01:47:13,667 We take them off the board one at a time. 1781 01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,334 - You got it. Peter 1, Peter 2. - Peter 2. 1782 01:47:16,468 --> 01:47:17,700 - Peter 3. - Peter 3. 1783 01:47:17,834 --> 01:47:20,434 - Let's do this. Ready? - Wait, wait, wait! 1784 01:47:20,568 --> 01:47:22,234 I love you guys. 1785 01:47:24,633 --> 01:47:26,000 Thank you. 1786 01:47:27,367 --> 01:47:29,534 - All right, let's do this. - Let's go. 1787 01:47:35,334 --> 01:47:37,067 Yes! 1788 01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:00,733 Okay, Spider-Mans. 1789 01:48:00,867 --> 01:48:02,834 Sandman's first. 1790 01:48:02,967 --> 01:48:05,034 I'm gonna lead him inside the statue. 1791 01:48:05,167 --> 01:48:07,667 I'll meet you at the top. 1792 01:48:09,301 --> 01:48:11,067 - Come on! - Hey! 1793 01:48:14,101 --> 01:48:17,067 - Hey, Dr. Connors. - Hello, Peter. 1794 01:48:18,267 --> 01:48:20,501 - Peter 1! - I got it! 1795 01:48:32,101 --> 01:48:34,633 Flint, we're trying to help you! 1796 01:48:36,633 --> 01:48:38,234 Guys, I'm at the top. 1797 01:48:38,367 --> 01:48:39,700 I need the cure! 1798 01:48:42,101 --> 01:48:44,034 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 1799 01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:49,367 Just wait your turn, doc! 1800 01:48:49,501 --> 01:48:51,367 I'll be right back. 1801 01:49:27,834 --> 01:49:29,101 It's okay, Flint. 1802 01:49:31,301 --> 01:49:33,568 We're gonna get you home. 1803 01:49:33,700 --> 01:49:36,101 You just stay right here. 1804 01:49:40,733 --> 01:49:41,767 How do we stop him? 1805 01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:43,000 I've never seen him this powerful. 1806 01:49:43,134 --> 01:49:44,000 It's the arc reactor. 1807 01:49:44,134 --> 01:49:45,201 We gotta get it off him. 1808 01:49:45,334 --> 01:49:47,267 You're not gonna take this from me. 1809 01:49:49,834 --> 01:49:51,501 That's not gonna work. 1810 01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:57,568 We gotta do this up close. 1811 01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:59,434 Peter 2, go right. Peter 3, go left. 1812 01:49:59,568 --> 01:50:00,600 On me. Unh! 1813 01:50:04,301 --> 01:50:06,767 Yeah! 1814 01:50:28,101 --> 01:50:31,201 I'm trying to close it. I can't help that it's not working. 1815 01:50:31,334 --> 01:50:34,134 It's fine. You'll do it again. We'll keep trying. 1816 01:50:34,267 --> 01:50:36,034 - All right, we got this. - Focus and close the portal. 1817 01:50:36,167 --> 01:50:37,401 Close it. 1818 01:50:40,667 --> 01:50:42,367 Oh, no. No, no, no. 1819 01:50:42,501 --> 01:50:45,067 And that is a lizard, and we should go! 1820 01:50:49,667 --> 01:50:51,367 Run! 1821 01:50:51,501 --> 01:50:53,900 Come on! Come on, this way. Quick, quick, quick! 1822 01:50:54,034 --> 01:50:55,301 Connors, stop! 1823 01:51:04,667 --> 01:51:05,867 Yeah. 1824 01:51:18,234 --> 01:51:20,700 Leave them. They're mine. 1825 01:51:20,834 --> 01:51:23,367 I don't need your help. I got it just fine. 1826 01:51:23,501 --> 01:51:25,733 Dr. Octavius, no. 1827 01:51:28,234 --> 01:51:30,034 What are you doing? 1828 01:51:31,334 --> 01:51:32,600 Get it off of me. 1829 01:51:43,501 --> 01:51:44,700 There you go. 1830 01:52:03,667 --> 01:52:04,733 MJ! 1831 01:52:15,534 --> 01:52:16,967 Whoa. 1832 01:52:17,101 --> 01:52:18,900 - We gotta hide this thing. - Oh, right. 1833 01:52:23,101 --> 01:52:25,034 - Nice, Ned! - Oh, yeah! 1834 01:52:25,967 --> 01:52:28,134 Oh. 1835 01:52:28,267 --> 01:52:29,234 Where is he? 1836 01:52:29,367 --> 01:52:30,867 - No! - Wait, wait, wait. 1837 01:52:31,000 --> 01:52:32,301 Before you do anything, Mister... 1838 01:52:32,434 --> 01:52:35,000 Doctor Strange, sir, Peter's plan is working. 1839 01:52:35,134 --> 01:52:37,301 - What plan? - He's curing them. 1840 01:52:45,867 --> 01:52:47,067 Dr. Connors? 1841 01:52:50,434 --> 01:52:52,000 Welcome back, sir. 1842 01:52:53,633 --> 01:52:55,334 Well, I'll be damned. 1843 01:52:57,834 --> 01:53:00,334 Did you just open a portal? 1844 01:53:00,468 --> 01:53:02,234 Yes... Yes, sir, I did. 1845 01:53:02,367 --> 01:53:03,733 Hmm. 1846 01:53:09,367 --> 01:53:13,134 Max? 1847 01:53:13,267 --> 01:53:16,401 - Don't worry. I'm all tapped out. - Are you sure about that? 1848 01:53:18,301 --> 01:53:20,034 Back to being a nobody. 1849 01:53:20,167 --> 01:53:23,401 - You were never a nobody, Max. - Yes, I was. Yes, I was. 1850 01:53:23,534 --> 01:53:24,600 You didn't see me. 1851 01:53:26,167 --> 01:53:28,000 Can I tell you something, though? 1852 01:53:28,134 --> 01:53:29,733 Yeah. 1853 01:53:29,867 --> 01:53:32,367 You got a nice face. You're just a kid. 1854 01:53:32,501 --> 01:53:35,267 - Ehh... - You're from Queens. 1855 01:53:35,401 --> 01:53:38,667 You got that suit. You help a lot of poor people. 1856 01:53:38,800 --> 01:53:41,700 I just thought you was gonna be Black. 1857 01:53:41,834 --> 01:53:44,167 - Oh, man, I'm sorry. - Oh, don't apologize. 1858 01:53:44,301 --> 01:53:47,667 There's gotta be a Black Spider-Man somewhere out there. 1859 01:53:50,167 --> 01:53:51,900 Goddamn eels. 1860 01:53:55,134 --> 01:53:57,000 The power of the sun. 1861 01:53:59,800 --> 01:54:01,900 In the palm of your hand. 1862 01:54:02,034 --> 01:54:03,501 Peter? 1863 01:54:05,134 --> 01:54:06,534 Otto. 1864 01:54:07,900 --> 01:54:10,501 Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy. 1865 01:54:10,633 --> 01:54:12,600 It's good to see you. 1866 01:54:12,733 --> 01:54:14,267 You're all grown up. 1867 01:54:15,700 --> 01:54:16,834 How are you? 1868 01:54:19,034 --> 01:54:20,167 Trying to do better. 1869 01:54:27,501 --> 01:54:29,334 - Strange, wait, we're so close. - Skip it! 1870 01:54:29,468 --> 01:54:32,201 I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours. 1871 01:54:32,334 --> 01:54:35,367 I know, I know, I know. I, uh... Um... Uh... 1872 01:54:35,501 --> 01:54:38,034 I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean... 1873 01:54:38,167 --> 01:54:41,134 - You went to the Grand Canyon? - He could have used your help. 1874 01:54:41,267 --> 01:54:43,367 It's okay. Uh, these are my new friends. 1875 01:54:43,501 --> 01:54:45,800 This is Peter Parker, Peter Parker. Spider-Man, Spider-Man. 1876 01:54:45,934 --> 01:54:47,334 They're mes from other universes. 1877 01:54:47,468 --> 01:54:48,667 - No, no, no. - They're here to help. 1878 01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:49,800 He's the wizard I told you about. 1879 01:54:49,934 --> 01:54:51,633 Look, I am really impressed 1880 01:54:51,767 --> 01:54:54,900 that you've managed to give them all a second chance, kid. 1881 01:54:55,034 --> 01:54:57,167 But this has to end. Now. 1882 01:54:57,301 --> 01:55:00,733 Can the Spider-Man come out to play? 1883 01:55:22,568 --> 01:55:24,234 Strange, no! 1884 01:55:53,034 --> 01:55:54,334 Are you okay? 1885 01:55:55,334 --> 01:55:56,733 Yeah. 1886 01:55:56,867 --> 01:55:58,167 I'm okay. 1887 01:56:00,468 --> 01:56:01,667 Are you okay? 1888 01:56:18,834 --> 01:56:19,867 Whoa! 1889 01:57:19,034 --> 01:57:21,034 Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir. 1890 01:57:23,934 --> 01:57:25,134 Ned? 1891 01:57:26,134 --> 01:57:27,534 - Ned! - Hey! 1892 01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:33,867 - MJ! - Peter? 1893 01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:36,568 - Ned! - Peter! 1894 01:57:36,700 --> 01:57:37,834 Hey! 1895 01:57:37,967 --> 01:57:40,067 - Are you okay? - We're okay! 1896 01:57:54,167 --> 01:57:56,034 Poor Peter. 1897 01:57:56,167 --> 01:58:00,267 Too weak to send me home to die. 1898 01:58:00,401 --> 01:58:01,900 No. 1899 01:58:02,034 --> 01:58:04,534 I just wanna kill you myself. 1900 01:58:04,667 --> 01:58:06,401 Attaboy. 1901 01:59:55,733 --> 02:00:00,034 She was there because of you. 1902 02:00:00,167 --> 02:00:04,234 I may have struck the blow, but you... 1903 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:11,434 Ha-ha, you are the one that killed her. 1904 02:00:38,434 --> 02:00:40,034 Peter. 1905 02:00:52,767 --> 02:00:54,034 What have I done? 1906 02:00:58,034 --> 02:00:59,733 - It's you. - You okay? 1907 02:00:59,867 --> 02:01:03,000 Uh, yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before. 1908 02:01:03,134 --> 02:01:04,700 - Oh, good, good, good. - Hey. 1909 02:01:04,834 --> 02:01:07,301 - Oh, man. - Hey, nice catch. 1910 02:01:08,367 --> 02:01:11,733 Nice throw. 1911 02:01:11,867 --> 02:01:14,700 What? Is that happening, or am I dying? 1912 02:01:14,834 --> 02:01:16,201 Yeah, that's happening. That's real. 1913 02:01:16,334 --> 02:01:18,167 Are there people in the sky? 1914 02:01:26,800 --> 02:01:29,134 - I gotta go. - Yeah. I got it. You okay? 1915 02:01:33,534 --> 02:01:34,767 What's happening? 1916 02:01:34,900 --> 02:01:37,067 They're coming through. I can't stop them. 1917 02:01:37,201 --> 02:01:38,600 There's gotta be something we could do. 1918 02:01:38,733 --> 02:01:40,201 Can't you just cast the spell again? 1919 02:01:40,334 --> 02:01:42,568 The original way, before I screwed it up. 1920 02:01:42,700 --> 02:01:44,834 We're too late for that. They're here. 1921 02:01:44,967 --> 02:01:47,067 They're here because of you. 1922 02:01:52,367 --> 02:01:53,934 What if everyone forgot who I was? 1923 02:01:54,067 --> 02:01:55,167 What? 1924 02:01:55,301 --> 02:01:56,700 They're coming because of me, right? 1925 02:01:56,834 --> 02:02:00,067 Because I'm Peter Parker? So cast a new spell. 1926 02:02:00,201 --> 02:02:02,568 But this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. 1927 02:02:02,700 --> 02:02:04,434 Make everyone forget... 1928 02:02:06,034 --> 02:02:07,401 - me. - No. 1929 02:02:07,534 --> 02:02:11,600 - But it would work, right? - Yeah, it would work. 1930 02:02:11,733 --> 02:02:14,334 But you gotta understand, that would mean that everyone 1931 02:02:14,468 --> 02:02:17,367 who knows and loves you, we... 1932 02:02:19,134 --> 02:02:21,267 We'd have no memory of you. 1933 02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:25,101 It would be as though you never existed. 1934 02:02:28,134 --> 02:02:29,534 I know. 1935 02:02:30,834 --> 02:02:32,201 Do it. 1936 02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:38,900 You better go and say your goodbyes. You don't have long. 1937 02:02:39,034 --> 02:02:41,201 - Thank you, sir. - Call me Stephen. 1938 02:02:44,534 --> 02:02:45,633 Thank you, Stephen. 1939 02:02:47,700 --> 02:02:50,568 Yeah. Still feels weird. 1940 02:02:53,167 --> 02:02:54,401 I'll see you around. 1941 02:02:56,301 --> 02:02:57,834 So long, kid. 1942 02:03:05,101 --> 02:03:07,967 Hey. Uh, I think this is it. 1943 02:03:08,101 --> 02:03:10,334 - I think you're about to go home. - Okay. 1944 02:03:10,468 --> 02:03:13,401 - All right. - Um, look, I, uh... 1945 02:03:14,867 --> 02:03:16,700 Thank you. 1946 02:03:16,834 --> 02:03:20,534 I just wanna... I want you to... I wanna tell you that... 1947 02:03:20,667 --> 02:03:22,568 I don't know how to say this. 1948 02:03:22,700 --> 02:03:24,468 - Peter. - I want you to know that I... 1949 02:03:26,101 --> 02:03:28,667 You know. It's what we do. 1950 02:03:30,468 --> 02:03:33,167 Yeah, it's what we do. Um... 1951 02:03:33,301 --> 02:03:37,067 Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh... 1952 02:03:37,201 --> 02:03:39,401 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1953 02:03:43,700 --> 02:03:46,167 - I guess I'll see you. - See you. 1954 02:03:46,301 --> 02:03:47,934 Bye. 1955 02:03:49,867 --> 02:03:51,700 - Oh... - You're in so much pain, huh? 1956 02:03:51,834 --> 02:03:52,900 - I am. - Yeah. 1957 02:03:56,900 --> 02:03:58,934 Oh, you're okay. Oh! 1958 02:03:59,067 --> 02:04:01,934 Yeah, you did. So proud of you. 1959 02:04:02,067 --> 02:04:04,934 - Are you okay? - Yeah, we're okay. 1960 02:04:05,067 --> 02:04:07,101 - Oh, my God, you're bleeding. - I'm fine. I'm okay. 1961 02:04:07,234 --> 02:04:09,067 - You sure? - I'm fine, I promise. 1962 02:04:09,201 --> 02:04:10,534 - Okay, okay. - I promise. 1963 02:04:10,667 --> 02:04:12,600 Good. 1964 02:04:12,733 --> 02:04:15,267 Um, we should go, right? 1965 02:04:17,800 --> 02:04:20,600 Yeah. You're gonna forget who I am. 1966 02:04:22,534 --> 02:04:23,900 - What? - Forget who you are? 1967 02:04:24,034 --> 02:04:26,101 What are you talking about? 1968 02:04:26,234 --> 02:04:29,000 It's okay. I'm gonna come and find you, 1969 02:04:29,134 --> 02:04:31,000 and I'll explain everything. 1970 02:04:32,834 --> 02:04:35,568 I'll make you remember me. 1971 02:04:35,700 --> 02:04:38,401 And it'll be like none of this ever happened. Okay? 1972 02:04:38,534 --> 02:04:41,700 But what if that doesn't work? What if that doesn't work? 1973 02:04:41,834 --> 02:04:44,834 What if we can't remember you? I don't wanna do that. 1974 02:04:44,967 --> 02:04:47,800 - I don't wanna do that. - I know. MJ, I know. 1975 02:04:47,934 --> 02:04:51,501 There's not something we can do? We can't come up with a plan? 1976 02:04:51,633 --> 02:04:53,967 There's always something we can do. 1977 02:04:55,101 --> 02:04:56,900 There's nothing we can do. 1978 02:05:00,934 --> 02:05:02,534 But it'll be okay. 1979 02:05:06,367 --> 02:05:07,401 You promise? 1980 02:05:10,501 --> 02:05:12,034 Yeah, I promise. 1981 02:05:23,201 --> 02:05:25,201 I'll come find you, okay? 1982 02:05:25,334 --> 02:05:27,000 I know you will. 1983 02:05:28,101 --> 02:05:29,633 - Okay. - Okay. 1984 02:05:31,600 --> 02:05:32,967 You better. 1985 02:05:34,800 --> 02:05:36,733 If you don't, I'll just figure it out. 1986 02:05:36,867 --> 02:05:39,334 I've done it before, I can do it again. 1987 02:05:40,334 --> 02:05:42,201 I promise I'll fix this. 1988 02:05:43,301 --> 02:05:44,900 I really hate magic. 1989 02:05:46,201 --> 02:05:47,700 Yeah. Me too. 1990 02:05:52,034 --> 02:05:53,167 I love you. 1991 02:05:59,501 --> 02:06:01,934 - I love... - Just wait. 1992 02:06:02,067 --> 02:06:04,568 Wait and tell me when you see me again. 1993 02:06:06,501 --> 02:06:07,867 Sure. 1994 02:07:34,934 --> 02:07:36,468 I love you. 1995 02:08:14,700 --> 02:08:16,867 It's been a few weeks since the fiasco 1996 02:08:17,000 --> 02:08:19,534 on the Statue of Liberty, and Spider-Man's cultists 1997 02:08:19,667 --> 02:08:24,367 continue to contend that the vile vigilante is a hero. 1998 02:08:24,501 --> 02:08:26,534 Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask himself 1999 02:08:26,667 --> 02:08:28,600 and tell us who he really is, 2000 02:08:28,733 --> 02:08:32,201 because only a coward conceals his identity. 2001 02:08:32,334 --> 02:08:35,434 Only a coward hides his true intentions. 2002 02:08:35,568 --> 02:08:37,767 Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, 2003 02:08:37,900 --> 02:08:40,167 this reporter will uncover those intentions 2004 02:08:40,301 --> 02:08:41,934 come hell or high water. 2005 02:08:42,067 --> 02:08:47,034 Hi. My name is Peter Parker. You don't know me, but I, uh... 2006 02:08:48,501 --> 02:08:49,834 Hi, my name is Peter Parker, 2007 02:08:49,967 --> 02:08:51,900 and you don't know me, but you... 2008 02:08:54,834 --> 02:08:56,700 Okay, come on. 2009 02:08:58,301 --> 02:08:59,867 - No way. - Hard to believe, isn't it? 2010 02:09:09,700 --> 02:09:11,034 Hey. 2011 02:09:16,134 --> 02:09:18,534 One sec. Can I help you? 2012 02:09:18,667 --> 02:09:23,067 Hi. Um, my name is Peter Parker, and I... 2013 02:09:26,700 --> 02:09:30,034 would like a coffee, please. 2014 02:09:30,167 --> 02:09:32,234 Okay, no problem, Peter Parker. 2015 02:09:39,501 --> 02:09:41,334 Doughnut for my fellow Engineer. 2016 02:09:41,468 --> 02:09:43,334 Oh! Wait, what? 2017 02:09:43,468 --> 02:09:45,234 MIT, they're the Engineers. The mascot. 2018 02:09:45,367 --> 02:09:47,867 Oh, right, right, right. I should probably know that. 2019 02:09:48,000 --> 02:09:50,034 Look at you with the school spirit. 2020 02:09:50,167 --> 02:09:51,900 Tell anybody, I will deny it. 2021 02:09:52,034 --> 02:09:53,733 Oh, okay. 2022 02:10:03,367 --> 02:10:06,201 Peter Parker? Peter Parker. 2023 02:10:06,334 --> 02:10:07,434 Your coffee. 2024 02:10:07,568 --> 02:10:09,067 - Right. Thank you. - Mm-hm. 2025 02:10:09,201 --> 02:10:10,401 Um... 2026 02:10:11,967 --> 02:10:14,034 Are you excited for MIT? 2027 02:10:15,000 --> 02:10:17,067 Oh, uh, right. Yeah. 2028 02:10:17,201 --> 02:10:20,568 Uh, yeah. Actually, I am excited, which is weird, 2029 02:10:20,700 --> 02:10:23,000 'cause I don't really get excited about things. 2030 02:10:23,134 --> 02:10:24,733 I kind of expect disappointment. 2031 02:10:24,867 --> 02:10:27,934 'Cause then you'll never actually be disappointed. 2032 02:10:28,067 --> 02:10:30,034 Right? 2033 02:10:30,167 --> 02:10:31,767 Uh... 2034 02:10:31,900 --> 02:10:33,733 yeah. Right. 2035 02:10:35,134 --> 02:10:37,167 I don't know, it kind of feels different 2036 02:10:37,301 --> 02:10:39,101 this time for some reason. 2037 02:10:49,834 --> 02:10:51,234 Right. Um... 2038 02:10:52,468 --> 02:10:54,767 What I was... 2039 02:11:03,301 --> 02:11:05,401 You okay? 2040 02:11:05,534 --> 02:11:07,667 It doesn't really hurt anymore. 2041 02:11:18,134 --> 02:11:20,568 Is there anything else? 2042 02:11:32,834 --> 02:11:34,067 No. 2043 02:11:37,633 --> 02:11:39,501 Thank you. 2044 02:11:39,633 --> 02:11:41,034 No problem. 2045 02:11:47,134 --> 02:11:49,468 I'll, uh, see you around. 2046 02:12:53,534 --> 02:12:55,101 How'd you know her? 2047 02:12:58,568 --> 02:13:00,633 Through Spider-Man. 2048 02:13:00,767 --> 02:13:01,667 You? 2049 02:13:01,800 --> 02:13:03,167 Same. 2050 02:13:08,501 --> 02:13:10,967 I lost a good friend a while back. 2051 02:13:11,101 --> 02:13:12,633 Felt like this. 2052 02:13:14,867 --> 02:13:17,534 It hurts 'cause they're gone and then it hurts all over again 2053 02:13:17,667 --> 02:13:19,534 because you remember what they stood for 2054 02:13:19,667 --> 02:13:22,834 and you wonder, "Is all that gone too?" 2055 02:13:27,167 --> 02:13:28,834 No, it's not gone. 2056 02:13:31,434 --> 02:13:33,401 Everyone that she helped... 2057 02:13:35,501 --> 02:13:37,834 they'll keep it going. 2058 02:13:37,967 --> 02:13:39,501 You really think so? 2059 02:13:40,534 --> 02:13:41,568 I know it. 2060 02:13:43,700 --> 02:13:47,167 - Take care of yourself, okay? - Yeah. Nice to meet you. 2061 02:13:54,501 --> 02:13:58,468 Rent is due on the first of the month. Don't be late. 2062 02:14:49,201 --> 02:14:51,501 Four-three-Edward, do you need an EMS assist? 2063 02:14:51,633 --> 02:14:53,167 Negative, Central. 2064 02:14:53,301 --> 02:14:55,201 We're gonna need a car tow. 2065 02:15:40,201 --> 02:15:43,301 ♪ Three That's the magic number ♪ 2066 02:15:43,434 --> 02:15:47,867 ♪ Yes, it is It's the magic number ♪ 2067 02:15:48,000 --> 02:15:51,301 ♪ Somewhere in This hip-hop soul community ♪ 2068 02:15:51,434 --> 02:15:53,134 ♪ Was born three Mase, Dove and me ♪ 2069 02:15:53,267 --> 02:15:54,534 ♪ And that's The magic number ♪ 2070 02:15:54,667 --> 02:15:56,234 ♪ What does it all mean? ♪ 2071 02:15:56,367 --> 02:15:58,134 ♪ Difficult preaching Is Posdnuos' pleasure ♪ 2072 02:15:58,267 --> 02:16:00,034 ♪ Pleasure and preaching Starts in the heart ♪ 2073 02:16:00,167 --> 02:16:01,800 ♪ Something that stimulates My music in my measure ♪ 2074 02:16:01,934 --> 02:16:04,067 ♪ Measure in the music Raised in three parts ♪ 2075 02:16:04,201 --> 02:16:06,000 ♪ Casually see But don't do like the soul ♪ 2076 02:16:06,134 --> 02:16:08,067 ♪ 'Cause seein' and doin' Are actions for monkeys ♪ 2077 02:16:08,201 --> 02:16:10,167 ♪ Doin' hip-hop hustle No rock 'n' roll ♪ 2078 02:16:10,301 --> 02:16:12,334 ♪ Unless your name's Brewster 'Cause Brewster's a Punk ♪ 2079 02:16:12,468 --> 02:16:14,101 ♪ Parents let go 'cause There's magic in the air ♪ 2080 02:16:14,234 --> 02:16:16,067 ♪ Criticizing rap Shows you're out of order ♪ 2081 02:16:16,201 --> 02:16:18,101 ♪ Stop, look and listen To the phrasin' Fred Astaires ♪ 2082 02:16:18,234 --> 02:16:20,367 ♪ And don't get offended while Mase do-si-do's your daughter ♪ 2083 02:16:20,501 --> 02:16:22,234 ♪ A tricameral system Is now set ♪ 2084 02:16:22,367 --> 02:16:24,367 ♪ Fly rhymes are stored On a D.A.I.S.Y. production ♪ 2085 02:16:24,501 --> 02:16:26,267 ♪ It stands for "Da Inner Sound Y'all" and y'all can bet ♪ 2086 02:16:26,401 --> 02:16:28,568 ♪ That the action's not a trick But sho'nuff a function ♪ 2087 02:16:28,700 --> 02:16:30,067 ♪ Everybody wants to be A deejay ♪ 2088 02:16:30,201 --> 02:16:32,067 ♪ Everybody wants To be an emcee ♪ 2089 02:16:32,201 --> 02:16:33,401 ♪ But no more, no less ♪ 2090 02:16:33,534 --> 02:16:35,167 ♪ And you don't have to guess ♪ 2091 02:16:35,301 --> 02:16:37,101 ♪ De La Soul posse Consists of three ♪ 2092 02:16:37,234 --> 02:16:39,700 ♪ And that's the magic number ♪ 2093 02:16:39,834 --> 02:16:41,767 ♪ This here piece of the pie Is not dessert ♪ 2094 02:16:41,900 --> 02:16:43,401 ♪ But the course that we dine ♪ 2095 02:16:43,534 --> 02:16:45,534 ♪ And three out of Every darn time ♪ 2096 02:16:45,667 --> 02:16:47,867 ♪ The effect is "Mmmm" when A daisy grows in your mind ♪ 2097 02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:50,201 ♪ Showing true position This here piece is ♪ 2098 02:16:50,334 --> 02:16:52,167 ♪ Kissin' the part of the pie That's missin' ♪ 2099 02:16:52,301 --> 02:16:55,067 ♪ When that negative number Fills up your casualty ♪ 2100 02:16:55,201 --> 02:16:57,301 - ♪ Three ♪ - ♪ Maybe you can subtract it ♪ 2101 02:16:57,434 --> 02:16:59,568 ♪ You can call it Your lucky partner ♪ 2102 02:16:59,700 --> 02:17:03,201 ♪ Maybe you can call it Your adjective ♪ 2103 02:17:03,334 --> 02:17:05,000 ♪ But odd as it may be ♪ 2104 02:17:05,134 --> 02:17:07,267 ♪ Without my one and two Where would there be ♪ 2105 02:17:07,401 --> 02:17:08,700 ♪ My three Mase, Pos and Me? ♪ 2106 02:17:08,834 --> 02:17:10,334 ♪ And that's the magic number ♪ 2107 02:17:10,468 --> 02:17:12,000 ♪ What does it all mean? ♪ 2108 02:17:12,134 --> 02:17:13,834 ♪ Focus is formed By flaunts of the soul ♪ 2109 02:17:13,967 --> 02:17:15,800 ♪ Souls who flaunt styles Gain praises by pounds ♪ 2110 02:17:15,934 --> 02:17:17,633 ♪ Common are speakers Who honor the scroll ♪ 2111 02:17:17,767 --> 02:17:19,700 ♪ Scroll written daily Creates a new sound ♪ 2112 02:17:19,834 --> 02:17:21,468 ♪ Listeners listen 'Cause this here is wisdom ♪ 2113 02:17:21,600 --> 02:17:23,667 ♪ Wisdom of a speaker A Dove and a plug ♪ 2114 02:17:23,800 --> 02:17:25,667 ♪ Set aside a legal substance To feed 'em ♪ 2115 02:17:25,800 --> 02:17:27,568 ♪ For now get 'em high Off this dialect drug ♪ 2116 02:17:27,700 --> 02:17:29,501 ♪ Time is a factor So it's time to count ♪ 2117 02:17:29,667 --> 02:17:31,367 ♪ Count not The negative actions of one ♪ 2118 02:17:31,501 --> 02:17:33,367 ♪ Speakers of soul Say it's time to shout ♪ 2119 02:17:33,501 --> 02:17:35,633 ♪ Three forms of soul To a positive sum ♪ 2120 02:17:35,767 --> 02:17:37,700 ♪ Dance to this fix And flex every muscle ♪ 2121 02:17:37,834 --> 02:17:39,800 ♪ Space can be filled If you rise like my lumber ♪ 2122 02:17:39,934 --> 02:17:41,667 ♪ Advance to the tune But don't do the hustle ♪ 2123 02:17:41,800 --> 02:17:43,401 ♪ Shake, rattle, roll To my magic number ♪ 2124 02:17:43,534 --> 02:17:45,334 ♪ Now you may Try to subtract it ♪ 2125 02:17:45,468 --> 02:17:47,234 ♪ But it just won't go away ♪ 2126 02:17:47,367 --> 02:17:48,700 ♪ Three times one ♪ 2127 02:17:48,834 --> 02:17:51,167 ♪ What is it? ♪ 2128 02:17:51,301 --> 02:17:52,733 ♪ One time three times one ♪ 2129 02:17:52,867 --> 02:17:55,167 ♪ What is it? ♪ 2130 02:17:55,301 --> 02:17:56,633 ♪ Three times one ♪ 2131 02:17:56,767 --> 02:17:58,967 - ♪ What is it? ♪ - ♪ Three ♪ 2132 02:17:59,101 --> 02:18:02,967 ♪ That's a magic number ♪ 2133 02:18:09,167 --> 02:18:10,201 Okay. 2134 02:18:11,700 --> 02:18:13,167 Okay, I think I got this. 2135 02:18:13,301 --> 02:18:16,934 You're saying that this whole place here, 2136 02:18:17,067 --> 02:18:19,034 it's just tons of... 2137 02:18:20,067 --> 02:18:21,501 superpeople. 2138 02:18:21,633 --> 02:18:24,934 And he has been saying it for hours. 2139 02:18:25,067 --> 02:18:28,167 All right, tell me again. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. 2140 02:18:28,301 --> 02:18:29,568 There was a billionaire, 2141 02:18:29,700 --> 02:18:32,167 he had a tin suit and he could fly, right? 2142 02:18:34,501 --> 02:18:37,434 Okay, and there was a really angry green man. 2143 02:18:37,568 --> 02:18:39,501 - Hulk. - Hulk. 2144 02:18:39,633 --> 02:18:41,534 And you thought Lethal Protector was a shit name. 2145 02:18:41,667 --> 02:18:43,667 Yeah, because it is. 2146 02:18:43,800 --> 02:18:45,034 Now tell me again 2147 02:18:45,167 --> 02:18:48,067 about your purple alien that loves stones. 2148 02:18:48,201 --> 02:18:50,834 'Cause I'll tell you what, man, aliens do not love stones. 2149 02:18:50,967 --> 02:18:52,900 - Eddie, don't start. - They don't. 2150 02:18:53,034 --> 02:18:55,000 Know what aliens love? Eating brains. 2151 02:18:55,134 --> 02:18:57,234 Because that's what they do. All right? 2152 02:18:57,367 --> 02:19:00,034 Señor, he made my family disappear. 2153 02:19:01,401 --> 02:19:02,501 For five years. 2154 02:19:03,834 --> 02:19:04,900 Five years? 2155 02:19:07,167 --> 02:19:08,334 That's a long time. 2156 02:19:10,733 --> 02:19:12,234 Maybe I... 2157 02:19:12,367 --> 02:19:15,167 Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this... 2158 02:19:16,667 --> 02:19:17,633 Spider-Man. 2159 02:19:17,767 --> 02:19:20,834 Eddie, we are drunk. 2160 02:19:22,201 --> 02:19:23,468 Let's go skinny-dip! 2161 02:19:23,600 --> 02:19:25,034 I don't think we should skinny-dip. 2162 02:19:25,167 --> 02:19:26,967 You have to pay the bill. 2163 02:19:27,101 --> 02:19:28,468 What is happening? No! 2164 02:19:28,600 --> 02:19:30,900 No, we just got here! No, not again! 2165 02:19:35,534 --> 02:19:37,301 And there he goes. 2166 02:19:37,434 --> 02:19:40,367 Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing. 2167 02:19:47,876 --> 02:19:49,842 Don't cast that spell. 2168 02:19:49,976 --> 02:19:51,976 - It's too dangerous. - Why? 2169 02:19:52,108 --> 02:19:55,375 We tampered with the stability of space-time. 2170 02:19:55,509 --> 02:19:57,375 The multiverse is a concept 2171 02:19:57,509 --> 02:20:00,509 about which we know frighteningly little. 2172 02:20:02,442 --> 02:20:04,375 Your desecration of reality... 2173 02:20:05,676 --> 02:20:07,043 will not go unpunished. 2174 02:20:12,943 --> 02:20:14,542 It was the only way. 2175 02:20:19,475 --> 02:20:23,909 But I never meant for any of this to happen. 2176 02:20:42,809 --> 02:20:43,842 Wanda. 2177 02:20:45,943 --> 02:20:48,475 Well, I knew sooner or later you'd show up. 2178 02:20:48,609 --> 02:20:52,309 I made mistakes, and people were hurt. 2179 02:20:52,442 --> 02:20:54,809 I'm not here to talk about Westview. 2180 02:20:55,776 --> 02:20:57,009 Then what are you here for? 2181 02:20:57,142 --> 02:20:58,175 We need your help. 2182 02:20:59,609 --> 02:21:00,842 With what? 2183 02:21:00,976 --> 02:21:02,609 What do you know about the multiverse? 2184 02:21:11,442 --> 02:21:12,642 I'm sorry, Stephen. 2185 02:21:15,108 --> 02:21:17,375 I hope you understand... 2186 02:21:20,009 --> 02:21:21,776 the greatest threat... 2187 02:21:22,976 --> 02:21:24,375 to our universe... 2188 02:21:32,842 --> 02:21:34,043 is you. 2189 02:21:36,876 --> 02:21:39,542 Things just got out of hand. 2190 02:21:54,069 --> 02:21:56,906 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2190 02:21:57,305 --> 02:22:57,905 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 159798

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