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What channel was that game on?

Hi.

Oh, hey.

So you're home from college.

I'm home. I'm excited to come visit you.

Graduating soon at 23.

I'm excited.

It's amazing your mom was telling me about it. I couldn't be a more proud

stepfather.

In the last year and a half since I've met you, to see you excel the way you

did, I mean, honors, like, wow, I can't believe it. You're really, really

kicking butt, you know.

To be so young and just be able to make it, you know, so far and so fast.

A lot of hard work. A lot of hard work, of course.

But I get asked, is it cool if I use the shower? Mom just has, like, the best,

and I would rather you use your guys'. This is your home. Of course you can use

the shower. There's clean towels in there and everything.

Okay.

Keep killing it in school.

I will.

Okay.

Yeah? Do you think you can help me real quick?

Yeah, one second. I'm on my way.

Whoa, excuse me. I'm so sorry.

It's okay. I thought I heard you call me. It's fine. It's fine. I just need

some help getting the oil on my butt. You know, I have my dry skin and I

can't reach.

Are you sure?

Yeah, totally.

Just put some oil.

I don't want to cross any boundaries.

You said you'd do anything.

Come on, it's fine.

Okay, I didn't say that.

Okay.

Oh,

actually, it feels really good.

I have such strong hands.

Such strong fingers.

Oh my gosh, and your hands.

So relaxing.

Yeah, your mom likes when I massage her. She says I have great hands.

I don't blame her.

You guys want some more?

Yeah.

Wow.

Didn't you already do that?

Well, you could do it again.

Oh, okay.

You sure?

Yeah.

Hey,

can I ask you a personal question?

Yeah, go ahead.

Does my mom look good?

turned on when you massage her?

Yeah, she does.

Just don't tell her I said that.

Oh, cool. So it's normal then.

Um, well, do you get hard when you massage her?

Uh, yeah.

I do.

Well, are you hard right now? Better than me?

Uh, yeah.

Perfect.

Honey, what are you doing?

Well, you said you were hard, and I don't want you to have blue balls. It's

okay. Please don't tell my mom.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

I didn't know you were hiding all this.

Oh, dear God, please, please.

Oh, please.

I want to come to that thing.

Now don't tell your mom.

I won't.