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ENTER REVIVAL SPELL

KAZUMA IS INVINCIBLE IN WONDERFUL WORLD

SPELL INCORRECT THE ADVENTURE BOOK IS FADING AWAY

GOD'S BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL WORLD

My name is Satou Kazuma,

I am the Etranger who is fated to defeat the Devil.

The Goddess of Fate led and reincarnated my soul in another world.

I am in an unknown world of destruction and chaos.

However, I have fellows bond with strong ties.

They are the greatest witch, the noble and beautiful knight,

and the pretty Goddess willingly joined to the journey.

The fate of the Gear has been spinning faster and faster.

To save this wonderful world, our adventure starts again!

Arrest him!

This can't be it!

(Episode 1) I want to go home,

(Give Me Deliverance from this Judicial Injustice!) I want to go back to Japan.

I am Sena, the prosecutor of this kingdom.

Adventurer Satou Kazuma, you are now suspected of treason.

Hold on, Kazuma. What have you done again?

Apologize now.

We'll apologize together. Say sorry right away!

What do you mean by 'again'? You know I didn't do anything.

The teleportation spell you ordered blew up the Governor's mansion.

What?

Fortunately, there were no casualties.

We suspect you are a terrorist and a spy for the Devil King.

Hold on a moment!

In the battle with Destroyer, if it wasn't for Kazuma's idea,

the outcome could have been much worse.

Megumin.

The worst crimes he committed are mere harassments.

Ma'am, there must be a misunderstanding.

Darkness?

This man here doesn't have the guts.

He stared at me like a hungry beast in the inn, yet he never asked me out.

He is nothing but a coward.

No! I wasn't staring at you!

Don't get so arrogant just because you have a nice figure!

I have the right to choose too!

You! You did that nasty thing to me at the bathing pool.

That's because I was being controlled by the dream spirit!

You used that chance to scrub my back as well.

How easy can you possibly be?

So you do remember everything!

I am the guardian knight of Lord Eris, I am even a virgin!

How dare you label me as easy. I will kill you!

Come on!

Right, Kazuma is an adventurer, not a criminal.

You are abusing the law of this kingdom.

The adventurers are free!

Freedom!

The treason charge...

also applies to those who are not the main perpetrators.

If you wish to join this man in prison, I won't stop you.

Are you kidding me? Come on, rally up!

Right, Kazuma did say this back then.

It's okay, I will take full responsibility for this.

Don't look down on me, I am quite lucky, you know.

Yes!

Seriously?

-If... -If?

If I was at the scene,

I'd definitely stop him.

But I couldn't do anything since I wasn't there.

Yes, there was nothing I could do.

You traitors.

Wait, that's it!

I am the main perpetrator, I gave him the order.

So, there must be a prison sentence for me!

No. I mean, please, I deserve a cruel punishment!

What? You just made yourself the human shield.

I haven't seen that in a while.

So,

-we used teleportation... -Wiz, no.

It's best to just let him take the blame alone.

It's cruel, but just hold on. You have to bear with this.

Let's wait for him to serve safely and come out.

Don't say it like I am going to jail for sure!

Besides, I have the comrades from the guild even if you abandon me.

Look, there is dust here.

Take him down!

Damn it, they call this a town for newcomers?

If this were a game, the rebels would have come to my rescue by now.

-What? -Kazuma!

Aqua!

Why did you come here?

I am here to save you. You are our important comrade.

You should have defended me just now.

Megumin is casting an explosion spell nearby.

All the security guards are scattered.

Darkness is now carrying Megumin, who has just finished her spell...

out of that place.

But escaping will only make things worse.

The punishment for treason is the death sentence.

Even a no-name like you can be wronged and executed.

This is undoubtedly a medieval fantasy world.

But how do I get out of here?

Use this pin to open the lock.

Then, use your stealth magic to run away from here.

Once you return to the inn, we'll plan for your escape.

I will wait for you in front of the building.

But this is a combination lock.

Off you go!

Back to sleep.

Kazuma! Wake up, Kazuma.

You are here again?

What happened yesterday? Is everyone okay?

They came back without being seen by anyone.

But they are being accused of causing the explosion.

Well...

Their investigation is rather efficient.

-But don't worry. -What?

I forced them to cover their faces with bags.

Things should go well tonight.

But that was for casting the explosion spell.

I was waiting for you all night, why didn't you come out?

I had layers of snow on my head and was questioned so many times.

What a drag.

The lock is a combination lock.

Not bad.

I didn't see this coming in our flawless escape plan.

But not tonight.

A saw? You want me to use that?

Smart boy. There isn't much time left. We have to work together.

Hurry up.

I am not tall enough to reach.

It's okay. I am not a fool. I brought you a footrest.

I see.

But how do you get that in here?

Hold on a minute.

No!

I brought this because Kazuma really needs it.

I've never heard anyone bring a footrest as a gift.

Besides, how did you come up with this idea?

-You were here yesterday too. -That fool is so optimistic,

I am actually impressed.

Off you go!

Back to sleep.

Do you know what this is?

It's a magic item that detects lies.

First of all,

tell me your birthplace and job before becoming an adventurer.

She started with the tough questions.

I was born in Japan and went to school there.

Why did it ring?

Faking birthplace and experience. Write them down.

Wait, I didn't lie!

I was born in Japan.

I stayed home every day and lived a wasted life.

Why did you bluff that you are a student?

I wasn't bluffing.

That's enough.

Curse that magic item!

I have never heard of a place called Japan.

So, why did you become an adventurer?

To save the people who are tormented by the Devil King.

Adventurer looks cool.

I wanted to make a lot of money...

and be surrounded by ladies.

Very well, next question.

What is your grudge against the governor?

I heard you were complaining everywhere when you were in debt.

The money we earned from defeating Beldia is used as a mortgage...

for the repair of the streets, that's why we were in debt.

We said we would save the town,

but I know if we destroyed the town it would become pointless.

Yes, I used this reason to persuade my angry friends.

Honestly, I saved the town but am now treated like a sinner,

I sure want to kill that guy.

Is that so? Next question.

Hold on a moment.

Just be straightforward with the questions.

I told you many times I did it to save the town.

It seems like I was right.

All the rumors about you are bad and loathsome.

I am sorry for that.

That was gentle. Was her harsh tone only for criminals?

Seriously?

Judging a man on rumors? What a lousy prosecutor you are.

I am sorry.

Do you know about my splendid records?

I contributed the most in the battle against Beldia.

I was a great commander in the battle against Destroyer.

I got no gratitude but accusations for that!

I am sorry, but this is my job.

Of course, I know about your records. However...

However what?

Right, I am yet to be proven guilty, but I didn't even get a cup of tea.

If possible, I would like a nice bowl of rice with meat.

Rice with meat? I am sorry, but we don't have that.

I will get you the tea right away.

This is awful!

A prosecutor can't even make a good cup of tea?

I am sorry.

I bet you don't have a boyfriend because of your bad temper.

Tell me now.

I am sure you have something that can be attractive.

None at all.

Yes, I can't get a boyfriend despite my age...

all because of my bad temper.

Are you satisfied with that answer?

Don't be too arrogant.

I am sorry.

Do you know what the people say about you?

-What? -Human filth and dirtbag.

That is too much! Who gave me such names?

As a precaution, I will ask you again.

Are you really not one of the Devil King's men?

Have you been in contact with the Devil King's officers?

Of course not!

I am...

Do I really look like I am capable of such a thing?

Oh no, Wiz is one of the Devil King's generals!

We will now start the trial of the suspect Satou Kazuma.

Are you nervous?

Don't worry, I will make that prosecutor cry like a baby.

Relax, Kazuma. You have done nothing wrong.

Reliable, they are really reliable.

However...

It's okay, just leave everything to me.

She is the real problem.

Hey, I think he is looking at us.

That is the governor, Alderp.

Prosecutor, please come forth.

Anything that threatens the governor's life

is a matter that will cause disruption to the land.

So, I hereby charge the suspect Satou Kazuma of treason.

Witness, come forth.

Chris?

For some reason, I was brought here.

SATOU KAZUMA ROBBED THE PANTIES

He took Chris' panties with Steal in front of everyone?

Is that correct?

That was what happened, but...

I saw it!

He was waving the panties on the street!

Who is the man you speak of?

We just need to verify the truth from the witness.

Thank you.

SATOU KAZUMA STOLE THE DEMON SWORD AND RESOLD IT

I heard Kazuma stole your sword and sold it to someone else.

Yes, that's what happened.

But I was the one that started...

-Thank you. -I have something else to say!

SATOU KAZUMA THREATENED THE LADIES

When the two ladies there took the sword back,

he threatened you to show your panties in public?

Yes, he threatened us!

He said he is a feminist and didn't hold back even if we are girls.

You filthy pervert!

Yes! He said his Steal will go amok in front of everyone!

I saw his hand, it was very suspicious.

The gesture of his hand is very suspicious!

Thank you.

-Pervert.-That is awful.

Worthless scum.

This is bad!

Things are getting real bad here!

That is enough, execute him now.

Objections!

I admit Kazuma has a twisted personality.

But mere statements cannot be used as evidence.

Megumin.

If you say he is a terrorist, you need more proof for such a claim.

That's right, we want proof!

Proof?

Very well.

First of all,

he defeated Beldia, yet he flooded the whole town.

Secondly,

the explosions near the town changed the landscape and Eco-system.

They even caused unease during the nights lately.

My advocates are no good at all.

And thirdly,

someone saw him use a skill only the Undead can use.

That particular skill is Drain Touch.

I won't answer that! I'll retain my right to remain silent!

These are hard facts even if you close your ears.

And for the most obvious evidence,

when I asked you if you were in contact with the Devil King's men,

the magical lie detector caught you lying.

Are these not the evidence?

No! All hope is lost! Kazuma is the criminal!

My Lord, what should I do now?

-That is enough. -He is always so wasted,

-he must be connected to the Devil. -And now he is a criminal!

-He is now a criminal! -Good, this is my chance.

He blew up my mansion. Execute him now.

No.

I am not the Devil King's man, nor am I a terrorist.

Still trying to buy your way out?

I have confirmed your statements are lies.

Good, watch this!

Here I go.

I am neither the Devil King's spy nor a terrorist!

How could that happen? Your Excellency...

With that said, I can't take the prosecutor's statement as evidence.

Suspect Satou Kazuma,

the evidence against your crimes is insufficient.

-You are hereby declared... -Hold on, Your Excellency.

Lord Alderp?

Are you trying to humiliate me?

That is such a dirty trick!

Only an adventurer will fall for that.

That is why I hate medieval time.

The suspect is guilty and shall now be sentenced to death.

This is totally wrong!

Your Excellency, please hear me out.

Darkness?

That is the family crest of House of Dustiness!

House of Dustiness?

The noble family was known by the name 'King's Blade'.

That lady seems to have a tale to tell all along.

But I never see this coming.

I kept the secret for you.

He is very crafty.

You would be dead by now if I hadn't said that.

Can I have the authority to handle this case?

I am not asking you to pretend nothing has happened.

Give me time, and I will prove his innocence.

Even with your background of Dustiness...

I will owe you once for this.

I will do anything you ask that is within my capability.

-Anything I want? -Yes, anything.

-Lady Darkness. -Darkness.

Yes, Kazuma didn't do anything bad!

He gave me a voucher!

Go to hell, judge.

Kazuma!

Kazuma!

-Order! -Kazuma!

Order! I order you to shut it, you dirt!

Since this is the request from Miss Dustiness,

we will trust you with this case.

The suspect, Satou Kazuma, shall remain innocent for now.

That is great, Kazuma!

I may not understand much, but not having a death sentence...

is worth celebrating.

Here are the elements for the celebration!

My mind and defense have worked well too.

You gave up a long time ago.

SATOU KAZUMA REMAINS INNOCENT AND BE MONITORED AS A SUSPECT

I must thank you for today.

Don't celebrate so soon.

But I will handle Alderp.

Are you sure about that old man?

The way he looked at you was weird.

He might ask something nasty from you.

Nasty stuff?

-I may have worried too much. -No, it's okay.

I will take my leave now.

-Lalatina. -Don't call me that!

I'll kill you!

I have two missions.

One is to prove that I am not with the Devil King.

The second one is to pay for the damage to the mansion.

This may seem unreasonable,

but Darkness, who spoke for me, had to agree to the terms.

Next, the second chapter of my adventure...

will now begin!

As per the order from the Justice Department,

the debt owed to the victim will be paid with your personal items.

The second chapter of my adventure will soon begin.

SUSPECT SATOU KAZUMA TOTAL DEBT: 1.24 BILLION

(KONOSUBA: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! 2)

(Episode 2: A Friend For This Crimson Demon Girl!)