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So when I met you in Villa, like, I knew nothing.

And then I got home, and I was telling my friends.

And then, like, social media,

and I would, like, see everything.

And I was like, oh.

After being canceled, I have to be willing

to have these conversations

because it's a part of my past.

But it always makes me nervous

'cause I never know how it's gonna go.

But if she has questions, I want to answer them for her.

Like, that might have been hard to see.

It--it was.

'Cause I've thought about this for some time,

and I didn't know, like, how I wanted to approach it.

I was scared that season, like, in Italy.

Yeah.

Partly because of that.

Yeah, how did you feel when you and I were,

like, connecting a lot more?

Did you even think about, like, I wonder if she knows?

Yes.

There's not a day of my life that goes by

that I don't think about that.

Have you talked about this with another Black person?

I have. OK.

- And it's scary. - Yes.

It's scary. - Yeah.

I was a deeply selfish person.

I just, like, said whatever I [bleep] thought.

I got rewarded for [bleep] saying whatever I thought.

I did whatever I wanted to do, got rewarded for doing--

that's, like, no excuse for anything.

I feel like I just listen to people more,

and I understand that, like, there are still gonna be

times where I am ignorant.

There's a lot that I don't know.

I will never know your perspective.

I didn't realize how [bleep] privileged

I was to say whatever the [bleep]

I wanted without consequences.

And then ultimately I did suffer the consequences,

rightfully [bleep] so.

After being canceled and fired from Vanderpump Rules, like,

there was a time when, like, I didn't

think I would ever work again.

I'm just so grateful for this second chance

because I didn't want my story to end there.

Like, that's a part of my story,

but, like, my story can continue.

I love you guys.

I--we love you.

Anytime you want to talk about it, please--

this is actually, like, healing to talk about it.

It's just, like, so crazy.

'Cause if you met me, though, like, before

this all went down, you wouldn't like me.

Like-- - Yeah, I know.

I'm--

Aside from the obvious,

I think dark passenger was an icon.

The dark passenger still lives inside.

You'll never know when that one's gonna come out.

That one mainly goes to boyfriends, or now husbands.

You know what I mean?

The dark passenger is, like, kind of reserved for that.

Right, we keep 'em for that.

No.

Like, I don't want it to end.

This has been a really great, great few months of my life.

Are you joking me?

My dinner on the Queen Mary.

Literally the moment you've been waiting for, OK?

Oh, my God.

This is cool.

Yeah!

This is [bleep] cool.

Emo Santa. That's hilarious.

It was so great to see Beau just come alive

and be so happy at Emo Nite.

So I planned Emo Christmas

because I'm worried that Stassi doesn't see

that this Beau has been missing.

And I--it breaks my heart.

Thanks for having me at Emo Christmas.

Emo Christmas is actually

the perfect emo thing for me to go to

because it's Christmas and it's during the day.

Plus, I really want to make an effort for Katie.

Like, she has shown up for me,

and I really just want to show up for her.

I look like I belong. Um...

You fit in perfectly.

This is fun.

Oh, my gosh! - Hi!

Hi.

I'm forcing you to give me a hug.

I feel like I should tell that to my wife

and be like, you know what, I don't want hugs anymore.

And then all of a sudden, she's gonna be like,

hey, hug. Hey.

Like a reverse mind trick?

Like when we tell Messer, we don't want a kiss from you.

Don't kiss us, don't kiss us.

And he's like, oh, I'm gonna kiss you.

Hearing Beau talk about Stassi

not wanting to hug him is exactly why I need to help him.

He's basically crying out for help.

Mwah. How are you? Good.

I really like this place.

We should actually come here often.

This makes me think of the wallpaper in Versailles.

There's that one green room--

- I know, I know! - That has--

Look at this man.

I should have got that-- I should have got that--

I should have got that tattooed on me.

Damn it.

I got a tattoo, and it says Stassi's name.

Love my wife.

She has no clue you're doing this?

No. So and I also hope that she's not like,

you didn't need to get it done!

Lay down, my friend.

All right. Thank you.

Finally, I did it.

And if you've been here since episode one,

you know this is-- it's kind of a big deal.

You can get my name under that basic-ass [bleep] tattoo.

I'm supposed to be number one.

I don't have a tattoo of Stassi's name...

- Right, right, but--right. - On my body.

That's literally what this is about.

You feel safe with me. I can make you feel unsafe.

This is wild.

I made sure that it was, like,

17 times bigger than my sister's.

It's--you can really see it.

I'm gonna take off my jacket and just walk around

and see if Stassi notices, you know?

'Cause remember, I said she doesn't--

she doesn't see me.

This is a big surprise.

OK, I've been hiding it for, like, two days.

But then also, when I got my beard dyed,

you know, she didn't even realize that.

So I probably didn't even need to hide the tattoo

'cause she probably wouldn't even have noticed anyways.

Oh, marriage.

What did you think about that bag?

In the Sex and the City movie, when she took it out--

or were you like, this is disgusting?

I'm not a Louis Vuitton person.

What kind of bag was it?

Was it, like, a massive bag? Is it--

I'm not a Louis Vuitton girl.

It was like--it had these little yellow handles.

Was it, like, this big? It was like blue.

I would say, like, this big. It was, like, blue corduroy.

Have you seen this bag before?

Was it like this?

Stassi has been putting a lot more effort.

I feel a lot more seen than-- than I have before.

And it just feels really-- it feels really good.

So this is my way to say thank you.

Wow.

Have you seen the first Sex and the City movie?

- Huh? - Sex and the City.

Have you ever seen it? - What?

The first movie.

What?

Oh, you're crying?

That's not the thing--oh. Is that OK?

Is that--do you like it? Yeah. No?

It's so period piece,

and that's, like, the Marie Antoinette shoe!

It is.

It's the Marie Antoinette shoe.

Yes. Yeah!

And I got it bigger than my sister's.

Oh, my God.

I want to cry!

No.

I feel like the audience and everyone

is just gonna be like, she totally demanded that tattoo.

I didn't!

When we had that fight in Italy,

it wasn't really about getting the tattoo.

But, like, honestly, now that he has it, I [bleep] love it.

Cover your eyes, cover your eyes.

It feels good. It feels really good.

And I hope we just, you know,

finally close the chapter on tattoo gate.

Beau and I are in a good place.

Like, I'm so glad we're on the same page right now,

and life is pretty good.

When did you get it?

Oh, a couple days ago.

I didn't know that.

There you go. It's huge.

It taking Stassi three days to notice that

Beau got a tattoo is definitely reassuring me

that we need to have this sit-down.

We need to make sure that Stassi

gives Beau "a tattoo," you know?

And like, what is that?

I don't know what that is, but like, yeah.

So I guess this intervention does need to happen.

This is a really, really wonderful, beautiful moment

between Stassi and Beau, but it doesn't necessarily

negate that there's some real issues

that need to be addressed.

Absolutely.

I think it should happen sooner rather than later.

Stassi's mentioned her and Beau have issues.

It's so crazy that we had our first date here.

This is where we started to fall in love.

Why don't we have, like, a friendervention?

Hi. What's going on?

Hi.

Should we go, like, grab a table back here?

I wanted to get everyone together at the Woods.

Because if we're gonna pull off this friendervention,

we need to get our ducks in a row,

make sure we know what we're gonna talk about.

Otherwise, it's gonna blow up in our face.

Yay.

Oh, my God.

No one get up. No one get up.

Sorry, I had to put my child down to sleep.

I figured. We figured.

Let's just get into it, then, guys.

OK.

So, yes, what we want to talk to you about

is Stassi and Beau.

Beau is not the person I remember.

I've just got so, like, detached, in a sense,

from her where it's like we're roommates.

I know.

Everything is literally just

me taking care of the home.

Stassi has been working so much.

I have nothing of my own that I used to [bleep] have.

I'm so shut down.

He made a comment saying that he feels like

he's roommates with Stassi.

He told me that.

To me, that's feeling alone.

And Stassi's, like, kind of not getting it

because she's like, I wake up every day happy.

And it's like, that's great, but your partner's not.

I worry because--you know. You've been there.

You know. You've been there.

I've been there, where it's like,

that's when the breakdown happens

of the relationship, of the marriage.

And, you know, I don't want to be an alarmist here.

But if someone's not getting the emotional connection

that they need, when they feel emotionally starved,

this is when affairs happen.

I know what it feels like to be in a marriage

and feel alone and isolated

and like you're becoming roommates.

You crave emotional connection.

You crave emotional, you know, validation from a person.

So when you are presented with somebody

who will listen to you, who will validate you,

who will make you feel seen, that tends to spiral.

And I've found myself in that position.

I know how common affairs are and how they happen.

And I've experienced the beginning stages of it.

We've all individually talked with Stassi.

Yeah.

It's not getting through to her.

Yeah, 'cause, like, weeks ago,

I had a similar conversation

where I was just like, you should just--

little times you can find, squeeze his hand,

give him a little, like, pat on the butt.

The other day she did stick her [bleep] up his [bleep].

OK, well, that's great to hear.

Romance is alive.

We want to figure out-- this is why we called you here

today, because we wanted you guys to, like, kind of,

like, get in on, like, a friendervention with them.

I don't know.

We've had this conversation before with them.

It just seems like men haven't really been

very trustworthy in your life.

It feels incredibly directed towards me.

No, no, wait. No, wait.

Like he's getting off--

Mm-mm. Stass.

I feel like if we keep bringing this issue up

to Beau and Stassi, Stassi is gonna feel attacked,

and she's gonna start cutting people out.

And I feel like I'll probably be the first to go.

It's like, how do we say this

without making her feel attacked?

Because everything we're saying--

It's delivery.

And I think it's like, it's like,

I, like, love you guys, and I just--

It's just all from love.

Miss you guys. Yeah.

And we know how great they can be.

We've seen it.

Just to be devil's advocate,

I just want to make sure we're prepared.

I'm very apprehensive going into this

just because we're dissecting her relationship.

And it's like, I know we're on reality

and she's making it public, but shit.

Like, I am terrified.

We're gonna do this at, like, the dinner, the--

The Queen Mary. Queen Mary.

I think that that's the smart move

because we'll all be together.

This is gonna shake 'em a bit, Stassi especially.

Yeah, this is step one.

I'm thinking very, very optimistically about this,

that it's gonna be well-received.

She's gonna feel attacked, and--

It's what kind of happened last time.

- Correct. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think that the cameras have exposed

something that Stassi and Beau were trying to avoid.

They're just not talking. They're not connecting.

They're not communicating their needs,

their wants, what's making them unhappy.

And I think that is a breakdown of any relationship.

I'm, like, hoping it doesn't go that way.

But in my mind, that's how it's gonna go.

I am hosting Christmas on a haunted ship

because that is the level of theatricality

that I bring to a Tuesday, much less a holiday.

Since we've been filming, I feel closer to Beau.

I feel like we've worked through so much,

and I'm just so grateful that I have this man

here with me right now.

I feel confident in what I want to say

to Stassi and Beau and how I want to say it.

But if I'm honest, I do have a few butterflies in my basket.

No one wants to sit down with your friends

and tell them that they think your relationship isn't good,

and it's like, this is gonna be a hard night.

I'm, like, super apprehensive about this whole intervention.

Like, this is the one thing

that could actually ruin our friendship.

I just hope she doesn't throw me overboard.

This outfit is heavy.

I will sink to the bottom.

This intervention just isn't sitting right with me.

Beau and I aren't in the best space right now,

so I just should probably keep my [bleep] mouth shut

and just let everybody else handle everything.

I'm sweating.

My bowels are watery.

I'm so scared. I'm so nervous.

I'm not ready for this.

Stassi might dark-passenge, so all hands on deck.

This is [bleep] cool.

Did they tell us which part of the boat's haunted?

I have enough ghost energy in my home, OK?

Why do we feel the need to, like, be quiet right now?

I don't know.

'Cause it's-- because no one's here?

- We're scared of the journey. - We're scared of the ghosts.

We don't want to wake up the ghosts.

No, we're not.

We're excited.

We're gonna start with drinks.

Then we're gonna do a ghost tour,

and then we're gonna have dinner.

So it's basically the structure of a horror movie,

except instead of dying, we then eat.

Wow.

This is really cool.

I don't want to see a ghost.

Like, I want to be unbothered.

And I don't need a ghost throwing me off my game.

I gotta stay focused.

Cool.

Welcome in to the Number 3 speakeasy.

Kind of sneaks up on you a little bit, doesn't it?

It does. It does.

Ooh.

Cheers, y'all.

Happy holidays.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am so excited

to have you with us this evening

for a very special tour

down through the lower decks of the ship.

Now, I've been walking these decks for a very long time,

and here's the deal about the dead.

They're around you all the time.

Don't be afraid of them.

So let's begin. This way.

It sounds like-- like scary priests.

Georgia might be praying to keep the ghosts away,

but we really need her prayers for this friendervention.

Georgia, you're making this creepier.

Now, this room intimidates me a little bit.

I was walking backward on a tour,

and turned and saw a man...

Run along the catwalk.

Oh, I see shadow people down here all the time.

It's a vibrational thing.

They're vibrating at a certain level, and so am I.

I've never heard somebody say that about a--I love that.

I really love the Titanic.

And so to just, like, be underneath a boat

and, like, see all the, like, nooks and crannies,

and hear all the stories--

this spooky shit is in my DNA.

It's perfect for the New Orleans girl in me.

You're not gonna get possessed by the devil.

Where are we going? In the most haunted?

It is.

A man went berserk in a tourist class cabin

with an axe...

And hacked his six members of his family...

Rude! To death.

Wow. This way.

OK.

Wait, where did he get the axe from?

Oh, my God.

Look at this.

You can stay in this room?

You sure can.

It's very active in this room.

People get touched. People feel a cold spot.

People sit down on the bed while you're sleeping.

I mean, my always thinking,

it's like, sleeping in a bed with ghosts

just makes me think of Ghostbusters,

where it's like the ghost comes in for a sexy time.

Yeah. I'm like--

Oh, yeah.

All right, I'm OK with that.

I mean, if I was gonna get haunted,

I would definitely want spiritos [bleep].

That's spirit [bleep] in Latin.

Just, oh, God, awful thought.

You don't even need lube.

There's ectoplasm.

Guys, I'm--

She does have goosebumps.

I'm dying.

No, go. See, if you are doing that,

stop doing that, because I'm scared.

You hear that? You hear it?

I didn't hear anything, Georgia.

What are you talking about?

OK.

Oh. It's romantic.

It is so Titanic. Bogie, the violini.

The violins. Wow.

This is really giving Titanic on its final night.

If it was going down, I'd be happy to be

going down with you.

Well, this is--aw.

We can do, like, a little waltz?

- I don't know what I'm doing. - I know.

I'm gonna lead you.

Just--

I mean, the music is playing,

and I'm like, wow, this is your life.

We have a wonderful family and a wonderful life together.

And, yeah, we [bleep] fight sometimes,

and we get annoyed with each other sometimes.

But, like, that's called being together

for, like, eight years, OK?

Like, that's gonna happen.

Smile and look good.

The closer we get to dinner,

it's like, the dread is building.

And of course, I'm like,

maybe we shouldn't have this dinner.

Are you OK?

Stassi and Beau are waltzing.

A band playing.

It feels like a scene from the Titanic

before it hits the glacier.

Something to that degree.

And then I'm gonna be like, bleh.

No, no.

Nothing to say after that.

We are past the point of doubt,

so Kristina cannot back out on me now.

No one better [bleep] chicken out.

Hey, do you guys want to sit down?

I'm starving.

Let me just sit next to my e-wife.

Whoa!

Hi!

Gorgeous.

Hi, Teddy.

I have an announcement.

So we discussed this last night, and I said,

what do you think?

The music.

Yeah, thank you for that.

What do you think about telling the name?

Yay!

And she said, tell them the [bleep] name.

Oh, my God.

OK, OK.

OK, OK, OK.

So as you guys know...

This music.

It's, like, right on cue.

I have been, like, very, like,

scared about having a baby because--

well, for lots of reasons,

but mostly because I was like, it's her...

- It's so dramatic. - I'm talking.

Um...

No, keep going.

So I am like, it's her egg.

It's the donor. It's not me.

I'm not genetically connected,

so she still wants to keep pushing the agenda

of, like, this is your baby, too.

So my mom's maiden name is Bonneau,

B-O-N-N-E-A-U.

So the official name will be Bonneau,

but her nickname, but her "name," is gonna be Beau.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

What? - Wait.

I love it!

That's crazy.

I love that.

I might cry. Wow.

Baby Beau.

I was not at all expecting Teddy and Taylor's baby

to be named after me.

It's shocking and massively sweet.

I feel very honored.

The least they could do would be to combine our names--

Steau, Bowie.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Knowing you, Beau, and knowing how wonderful you are,

and you have such integrity,

and you're such a stand-up person,

it's just, like, befitting that we would

put our baby on this track.

So we love you.

It's a massive compliment. It's an honor.

I couldn't have asked

for a better reaction, but now I'm nervous.

I'm like, Beau, do you think we named her after you?

You know, cause, like, if you want to think that, that's OK.

But, like, I also have an Uncle Beau, you know?

Do I have to, like, explain that?

Do I have--I'm just-- you know what?

Just, I think it's good, right? It's fine.

Cheers to Baby Beau.

Cheers to Baby Beau! Yes!

Baby Beau, look at Teddy.

Cheers. - Everyone tap the pad.

Tap the pad. Tap.

Oh, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Did anyone get the vegetarian option?

Georgia did.

Georgia got the--

Oh, my God, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Proud.

But I also love the word loser, and I--

I want to take that right back

to being able to say it without people getting

massively offended by it.

It's just a fun word.

But I also do think it's weird that

you and Rob are just totally fine.

Me and Georgia?

Yes.

What are you doing?

Here we go.

Like, the things that you said to her

at the volleyball, or--

I said Play-Doh. That was it. Dodgeball.

I didn't like that behavior. I have to say it again.

Because I don't see any intention,

she needs to know.

Like we are literally in kindergarten.

All right, no, it's not kindergarten.

I'll save you some Play-Doh in kindergarten

when it's your [bleep] turn.

It's [bleep] annoying.

I'm just gonna say that right now.

It's obvious to everyone that you and Georgia

don't [bleep] like each other!

The way that you spoke to my sister,

I would have never spoken to your sister like that.

Bro, and trust me, I-- all I said was

I'll save you some Play-Doh.

I know, but it was so just douchey.

I was standing up, and I was--she said--

And you were standing up. I felt you--I felt you, and I--

I was upset because she--she's telling me

we were all in kindergarten.

My sister doesn't sit there and talk shit about people.

She said, we're all in kindergarten.

I'm not gonna go out of my way to [bleep] hurt her

because she's your sister.

Rob 100% verbally attacked my sister.

It's like, what is-- what are you thinking?

Right now, everything that he is doing

is showing me that he does not want a friendship with me.

Yeah, well, I guess you break boundaries

and trust with me with the conversation with her

so you can tell Georgi.

You told three of us--

- OK, stop it. - But that's the point.

You're the one who decided to say something.

Stop it. You had a [bleep] choice.

I told Nick and I told Teddy. - But that should be--

everything should be out in the [bleep] open.

And they don't have anything to [bleep] do with Georgia.

So I am able to have a goddamn honest conversation.

I didn't know it was gonna be a private--

We're trying to mend our friendship.

You were like, don't tell anybody this.

You weren't telling me something personal

about you and Stassi and I went and [bleep] talked about it.

What the [bleep] is happening?

Take this attention off of me and [bleep] put it on them.

I'm ready for the [bleep] intervention, guys.

Start. Go, go.

You broke my trust, man...

Bro. - And I'm done.

You're an amazing godfather. You're an amazing person.

But we are just not where we're gonna be.

And I don't think we're gonna grow

anytime soon as friends,

especially just how your actions are.

My actions? Your actions.

You're the one who just went behind my back

and broke my trust.

Fine, dude. Fine.

Fine.

Like, I'm not gonna be the person

to work for this if you're not working back.

I'm not doing things against you.

I'm on both you and Stassi's team.

If you don't want me here, I'm not gonna beg to be here.

I don't beg to be in anybody's [bleep] life.

I just don't want to deal with shit like this.

Cool. Me either.

I don't want to deal with shit like this.

I don't want to deal with the way you [bleep]

have been speaking to me recently.

In our friendship, I defend you all the [bleep] time.

Defend me to who?

Everybody that's talking about you.

No one has a [bleep] issue with me.

And if they do have a [bleep] issue with me,

speak up [bleep] now.

What are you doing, Rob?

We had a plan.

We were all on the same page,

and now you're talking about wanting

to defend Beau against anything else.

Like, are you about to throw me and everyone else

under the bus?

I defend you all the [bleep] time.

Defend me to who?

W-H-O, who?

I'm not naming [bleep] names, dude.

They'll cut it out!

This night was unpredictable.

But I said I was gonna be the one

to kick off this conversation,

and now I feel like I have to get us back on the path.

Now you're calling me like I'm some [bleep] villain.

Yeah, I look like-- I have a [bleep] turtleneck on.

I'm sure I look like an asshole right now.

But tell me who. - I'm not gonna say.

- Which is-- - So it's [bleep] irrelevant.

I'm not gonna say. - Can I--can I interject?

I've literally said nothing this entire time.

I feel like so much of the past eight weeks

I've been re-immersing myself with people that I hadn't seen

in some time, and obviously, we've not spoke for some time,

so to just come back to this is upsetting.

This makes me sad.

And, yeah, sometimes you do need a break,

but to also come back and learn about some things

I've missed along the way, especially between,

like, the two of you--

I wasn't there in Italy,

but I heard that there was a fight between you guys.

And a word that has rattled so much of us--

Divorce. Divorce.

- Yeah. - And I know, like,

we say things that we don't mean,

but I was not aware of that.

And then I've had conversations with you about the struggles

that you guys have been going through.

And it's like, I don't want to be an alarmist

and say that, like, oh, my God, the D word is imminent.

Listen, I get a lot of these people at this table

have been divorced--

Katie, Taylor, Georgi--

but like, stop projecting that shit onto me and Beau.

This stuff with me and Beau is not divorce stuff.

This is a married couple that's just, like,

going through something right now.

And we will work through that.

My wife and I, we are good.

God forbid it's like, you talk about anything--

if Stass and I have just a small little issue

and I tell them, are they gonna make it

something that's massively bigger than it really is?

This is not how I wanted to end this season.

Let me be a cautionary tale.

Let her be a cautionary tale-- her, her, him.

Because when you feel like you're roommates,

or when someone's feeling alone at times,

those might be small, insignificant things

in the moment, but they build to bigger things.

If I can just also give, like, an input

also off of that is like, I relate to Beau a lot

in seeing you guys together.

What the [bleep] is going on right now?

Him asking for permission to go to Rams games,

I feel that so deeply because I feel that sometimes.

Um-- It's so hard.

And I know, Stassi, I know you're doing things.

I know you're busy, but I'm just saying talk about shit.

You have to, or you're gonna get to a place

where you resent each other.

I--wait, but I--

Can I just jump on this?

- No, but--sure, yes. - Let me please, please.

I can't believe this is happening.

It's like the test shoot all over again,

except now Katie and Kristina have joined in.

So, like, in regard to communication,

we have been in the exact same place

that you and Beau have been at times,

where like, Teddy's scared of me,

and I feel like I'm not being heard.

So I'm just saying I understand it from that position.

I know you're sick of me saying this, but I need you to--

If you bring up therapy again I will literally--

Therapy. Therapy.

I mean, it really pisses me off, you know.

I am comfortable talking about my relationship

with Stassi, but all of them getting together

and then bringing this up at the dinner table,

it's wild.

I wish, going through the divorce

that I went through, that--

not saying that y'all would ever.

We're not even--no.

That's even weird to say.

OK, so the divorce thing, I [bleep] up. That was--

But did you ever say to-- did you ever say sorry to Beau?

Yes. - You did?

We went into therapy because of the divorce thing.

Everything that they are doing right now,

Stassi is not going to listen to this.

She's gonna wall up.

She's gonna get angry. She's gonna freak out.

Whoever planned it, you're a dumb, dumb idiot,

and you don't know my wife.

We started this season with things being good,

but Beau was in, like, a bad place.

Yeah.

And then we've all had conversations

with you guys separately about all of these things.

And so we're like, I hope they come back together

and talk about it, but we don't know.

What if it's not therapy?

What if it's just asking how your day was?

Oh, well, no, I think we--

Well, she knows how my day was

'cause I was with the kids. I was with the kids.

You're not with the kids every day.

- I'm not, but-- - Don't act like--

that's not fair. - No, no, I'm just saying.

But you know--but you know what I'm doing every day.

No, I don't.

Actually, we don't know actually--

But that's why you guys need to communicate.

Because at the end of the day, I'm with [bleep] River all day,

and Max comes home from work.

And sometimes, he's so overwhelmed that I can't even

tell him about all the things that overwhelm me for the day.

And he almost makes me feel like my day didn't matter,

but it's like Max doesn't want to hear it.

So we end up going to bed,

and we don't even talk about it.

And then you don't want to let them know

because you don't want to stress out your partner.

Yes, exactly!

And then all of a sudden, then we're living as roommates.

I can feel that Beau's energy is shifting,

and my stomach is literally dropping.

This is resurfacing stuff that I feel like

I already dealt with with Beau.

What you're going through is very similar to what

we're going through-- it's just like the day to day.

Beau does feel this, Stassi,

and this is where I think you need to acknowledge it.

Kristina, I'm around my kids as much as Beau is.

We are-- No, but I'm just saying,

but there's also certain things--

just--there's also certain things--

I'm just trying to say--

No, I think you're trying

to defend Kristina right now and like--

No, I'm just trying to say to her, everything that

she's--everything she's feeling is valid.

At the end of the day, what this is about

is all of us getting together, telling you two,

we love you both.

We want you both to be good,

as good as you possibly could be.

We want you to communicate.

We want you to be good.

The fact that you guys, like, had this

[bleep] intervention, like,

that's [bleep] weird to me.

It's all out of love, Stassi.

I'm doing the best that I can.

It's the best that you can,

but it's also--it's-- it's not good enough for me.

It's all you. It's all you.

And I feel like you're missing me.

You're missing the things that I need

because you're so focused on getting out of the mud

with where you've been.

You see the word family, but you don't see me.

It's like just family.

You see your kids, you see us...

I'm gonna cry.

But you don't see me.

It's all you.

You see your kids, you see us...

I'm gonna cry.

But you don't see me.

I know you love me, but I--

I don't feel like I have my trust fall partner,

you know? Does that make sense?

It's like, I feel like if I fell backwards,

you wouldn't catch me.

This is very painful to watch,

and I hate that this friendervention

has caused this.

But I think this is the kind of communication

that they need to have.

They need to put it all on the table and [bleep] have it out.

The fact that you say that I can't catch you--

- No, it's just-- - When I make it my [bleep]--

I know, I know, but--

Anyone I love, I catch you.

Like, what do you want? What more?

What is it that you want? - Give me a kiss.

I think he's just saying he needs just

a little more for himself and for you to be like,

yeah, you go do something for yourself today, babe.

Kiss, smack on the ass.

That's what I've been trying to do.

- OK. - The best that I possibly can.

Did I...

- Did you succeed? - Impress you?

You did. You did.

This was lovely.

I don't socialize.

We do socialize. You do.

I do. - I do--

We both socialize in our own way.

Why are we all acting like we don't socialize?

Because a lot of the times when I--

We socialize differently.

A lot of the times when I want

to go socialize, a lot of the times

when I want to go socialize--

When do you not socialize that you want to?

There are times when you're not able

to take care of the kids because

are you able to do dinner and put them down both to bed?

If the roles were [bleep] reversed,

this conversation would never be happening.

If it was a man standing here,

this conversation wouldn't be happening.

When I did ask, I'm--

I'm gonna--oh, you look at--oh,

you have that proud look. - Yeah, I do.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, stop.

- Beau, like-- - Stop, listen.

This is the face--you're--

the face that you gave me right now

is the face that I asked-- - This is the face of someone

who is literally providing...

- And--oh! - Everything.

That's wild.

This is at dinner when you asked me

why he's afraid of you. No, I have asked you.

You've never asked me to do anything in your life

that I said no! I never asked you--

I've never said no. When have I ever said no?

Name--name a time.

I don't remember because I stopped asking.

Not only do I provide for you,

but I also don't say no to you.

OK, so but--so then I have to be punished?

I'm gonna throw up.

I, like, actually feel like I'm gonna throw up.

Like, I don't feel like I've done anything wrong.

I've tried to be the best mom.

My kids are hard. - I'll be here.

- Our kids are difficult. - I'll be here.

They're really [bleep] hard!

They're really [bleep] hard. - And that's OK.

This is not what I had in mind.

I feel so bad for my sister right now.

It just turned into a "let's shit on Stassi

and their entire relationship,"

when all we wanted to do was just help them.

They might be hard for you.

I'm sure they're gonna be hard for me.

My kids are hard. Kids are hard.

Shut the [bleep] up!

If you come at me one more time...

I'm not coming at you. I'm just telling you--

About the kids, I will literally--

I am losing my mind.

Because I can't handle my kids.

I can't [bleep] handle it,

and you remind me of it all the time.

That's not what we're saying.

And I want to literally go away.

And no one can-- - That's not what we're saying.

Shut the [bleep] up. Everyone shut the [bleep] up.

You hit me all where it hurt.

Everyone hit me where it hurt.

That's not what we meant to do, Stassi.

Because I talk about it all the time

to you every night.

I talk about it to you every night,

how I feel like a bad mom, and I can't handle it.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

This night couldn't have gone worse.

Honestly, I really thought we had it figured out.

We knew what everyone was doing,

we knew the order it was supposed to be done,

and everything just went down the toilet.

Shut the [bleep] up. Everyone shut the [bleep] up.

You hit me all where it hurt.

Everyone hit me where it hurt.

That's not what we meant to do, Stassi.

'Cause I talk about it all the time to you every night.

I talk about it to you every night,

how I feel like a bad mom, and I can't handle it.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

I have no idea how to even get back on track.

It just sucks.

I mean, this is not what I was hoping

would happen when we would come back on reality television.

Listen, I'm sorry.

This is not like I want you to feel bad.

I never want you to feel bad.

I literally just only felt bad.

And the fact that you were actually mad at me

in any way is [bleep] batshit crazy.

You should say you're right. - OK, all right, Stass.

I pay for--come on, Beau.

Should I--should I [bleep] clean your shoes?

No, you should just say--

Should I clean your shoes too?

You should just say--

Let me wipe my kids' ass, wipe your shoes.

Make sure that everything's--

You should just say, you're right.

I'm not.

I'm--just take some [bleep] accountability

for yourself and your actions. - Tell me what to take--

I tried to [bleep] talk to you

and tried to tell you accountability.

Tell me concrete things to take accountability for.

Well, there's a lot, Stass.

There's a lot.

There's--I don't feel good in our relationship.

I don't feel loved.

I feel like any time that I want

to have physical activity with you,

I'm making you do it.

There's just been so much of just my own regression

on my own feelings.

What the [bleep] are you talking about?

No, you don't--I want to go.

All right.

I just can't believe Beau fell for this.

Like my world is, like, falling apart.

Like, I'm just watching him just be like, yeah, yeah,

yeah, they're right, forgetting all of the, like,

the strides that we've made.

Like, forgetting all of that.

Just, like, going right back to complaining mode.

It's crazy.

No, shut the [bleep] up.

How the [bleep] do you think you were hurt?

I feel so stupid.

I don't trust you.

I don't think I know you.

I--

if you didn't want this life, you should have said it.

Like, this is-- - This life has changed.

You just said we've changed. - Then [bleep] leave!

And I never want to see you again.

Get away from me! You don't understand!

I don't understand because you don't actually

[bleep] open up and talk to me.

You don't actually open up and talk to me.

You wouldn't let me go--

- It's not about going out! - You're acting like it is!

It's not about going-- no, 'cause that's

the only thing that you're [bleep] pinpointing.

- What is it? - It's so many other things.

But you're not [bleep] listening.

I can't. I can't.

I want to go. I want to go.

First of all, I feel stupid 'cause, like,

I didn't see this coming, and I should have.

It's called House of [bleep] Stassi.

I haven't been the best wife.

But over the last few months, I've tried really hard to--

to be better at that.

I have heard everyone out.

I have taken it in,

tried to make moves to be better.

So for this to happen now, it's [bleep] crazy.

None of this has been helpful.

None of this has been helpful.

Everyone is wanting to hold me accountable,

but, like, I need them to answer.

Like, what did they think this was going to accomplish?

How did anyone think that this was a good idea?

They don't just get a seat at the table of my life.

Like, you don't get to act this way and still be here.

I feel like Julius Caesar.

That's what I feel like.

The [bleep]?

We all know that me crying on the Queen Mary...

That's not how this is gonna ultimately end.

I'm gonna deal with you later.