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Yes, I wanted everybody to have--

I don't know--a nice break before Thanksgiving.

Me and my husband need to be away from our kids

for a little while.

Katie and Kristina have not aired their grievances yet.

Kristina and I, as far as I'm concerned, always got along.

And it feels like it's not really my problem.

And I still have to put on, like, the perfect

mini babymoon for Taylor and Teddy.

This is all about you, [bleep].

I just make bad decisions in people I date.

No, I think you just, like, date young people.

Like, give me a break.

What are you trying to say to me?

Beau, this is not fair.

Why am I being brought into something right now?

Oh, yes, my dearly beloved husband

threw me directly under the bus.

I didn't want to [bleep] sit there and talk to him

about that because now you decided to explode

and make yourself look dumb.

So much for a relaxing vacay.

- You brought-- - You're [bleep] yourself

in every [bleep] right now.

I feel like we're on the Titanic right now.

I'm sorry.

That was reactive, yelling, yelling, yelling.

I appreciate the caring.

I just wish you would just talk to me about it.

OK.

Stass?

I want to go home.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

I don't know what happened.

I tried. Oh, honey, honey.

I want to go home. I know.

I'm just really upset right now

because I feel like I was just doing

the job we're all here for,

and now I'm being called dumb by my husband.

When you go on a reality show, like, you know.

Like, there is no sweeping your feelings under the rug.

What you feel and think is to be said aloud.

That's the rule of the game.

I didn't want to talk to you about it

because when you were having that conversation with me,

it just felt like the same repetitive thing that I've had.

And then I was telling Stass--

Don't talk to Stassi about it.

Don't [bleep]-- don't be upset about it.

Come to me. Sit me down. I know.

I'm not gonna be offended by it, dude.

Just tell me.

I don't come from this world

where people that are friends

get together and yell at each other like this

and call each other out in front of other people,

whether you're holding somebody accountable or not.

It's not group therapy.

It's group yelling.

It's not healthy.

Anybody else want to talk? Goddamn.

Boys are such shit at communicating.

Like, girls, all we do is communicate.

Hmm. Are they, Kristina? Are they?

Because you clearly have things you want to communicate

that you're not communicating.

So I don't think you should be the one

to speak on communication.

But you know what?

I'm not gonna bring it up until she does.

Beau, do you want to check on Stass?

No, I don't want to go check up on Stass.

It's not fair.

Who the [bleep] are you?

Because you finally said what you wanted to say to Rob

and then got to [bleep] pin it off on me.

This isn't my person.

Like, you're acting like somebody different.

But he wasn't ready to have that conversation, and he--

He wasn't, yeah. He wasn't, and she

forced him into that, and that's not fair.

This sucks.

I know. - This sucks.

I was looking for honesty with Rob and Beau

and for them to get to a real place.

And instead, I got turned into the bad guy.

You literally brought something up

and told me that this is my place to say

when I didn't want to say it.

Because--

You started this.

That's so [bleep].

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. That's how he felt.

This is-- - Wait, Stass.

You have to hear that.

OK, I'm just-- Yeah, yeah, don't go.

Don't go. Don't go. Don't go.

- I'm--I'm-- - I know. I know.

Beau, just stay. Stass--

Am I saying something incorrect?

No. You're just--

you're doing-- you're not listening

to anything that I'm saying.

I didn't want to talk about this.

You don't see my side, exactly what happened

at all down there.

I would rather [bleep] go back home and just,

like, be with the kids because I don't feel comfortable here.

I can't believe this is the thing

that you are so upset over.

Come on, Stass.

Bye. - I've tried.

Bye. Honey, you have

to hear him. - Bye.

You really don't [bleep] listen, do you?

You don't care about him, Beau.

I try and make you care about him.

Who the [bleep] are you supposed--

how dare you [bleep] tell me how I feel?

You don't care about him!

Oh, that's real screaming. Hold on.

Who's that?

How dare you [bleep] tell me how I feel?

I am the [bleep] reason-- Listen to me.

- Like, are you joking? - I know, but--

I don't want to go-- I don't want to be here.

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Beau, just go downstairs.

I can't pretend... - Go downstairs and do what?

Like what you're saying is [bleep] normal.

Go downstairs and do what?

This is the second dinner party I've shown up to

and been like, what's going on? - What the [bleep]?

You've literally been dying to say that shit to him.

Go in my room and just take some time to yourself.

For real. Go in my room. I can't.

I'm at the bottom of the stairs.

Don't [bleep] project things

that I have told you in private

that I want to [bleep] sit there and say that

in front of a group of other of our friends.

That's [bleep] rude.

This is what we [bleep] signed up for.

Like-- Oh.

Oh, we're breaking the fourth wall.

We're breaking the fourth wall?

OK, then I'm gonna go down there,

and I'm gonna have a great [bleep] time.

I'm gonna get wasted, and I'm gonna

sleep on the goddamn couch.

That's what I want to do.

You want to break the fourth wall?

Watch me have a great time.

No [bleep] you're gonna sleep on the [bleep] couch.

Are you joking? Go away.

I was already walking away before you said go away.

This is awful.

Like, this is the last place I want to be with Beau.

I coached my whole family about what it takes

to be on reality TV and being open

and confronting your feelings and all of that.

And now it's like, how did I get here?

And all I keep thinking is, was this all worth it?

And what would Kris Jenner do?

What do you need from him?

I don't know. At this point, I really--

Because I think that's where he's lost.

- I don't know. - Like, and I--

I don't--I feel like we're, like, way far gone.

I get how Beau feels

because when it comes to conflict,

he wants to talk it out.

He wants to say, like, my feelings are hurt,

and, like, I need you to, like, acknowledge that.

If she could just take ownership,

I think he could be over it actually pretty quickly.

And rather than her be like, you know what?

I get that we're different,

she's like, no, I'm right, and you're wrong.

I'm pissed.

I'm angry.

And I'm just like, why is this falling on me?

Not to pull the card, but it's Teddy's babymoon,

and I just want the weekend to be good.

And it is fixable.

I don't know how to fix it.

Tomorrow is the baby shower.

And, like, it's really important.

Because we're here for work, we don't

get to have a baby shower at home with our friends

and family back in New York.

So this is, like, it.

Can Stassi and Beau just make up so that

we can have a [bleep] good day?

Please?

You and Teddy need to go and--

Teddy doesn't give a shit.

You know what she wants?

She wants you guys to be good for tomorrow

so we can, like, enjoy all the fun shit.

Yeah.

I'm not above an apology.

Like, I'll apologize to Beau if it means

saving the weekend for everybody else,

but I also deserve an apology.

Beau.

I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight.

Like-- - I don't want to fight either.

It's hard for me.

I struggle with it.

I'm sorry that you--

I'm sorry that I--

it's like, I'm sorry that I pushed you in that--

Well, then, why--if you were having that thought,

just right now taking a deep breath of thinking,

then why did you just apologize to me?

Because I didn't want to fight,

and I don't want to fight, and--

OK, so it's not a real apology.

I--

It's not a real apology. OK. I think that--

Do I think Stassi's apologizing for the cameras?

No. If it was for the cameras,

then she actually would have apologized.

And she didn't.

I just at least wanted to start

the [bleep] night off in a fun way.

OK, well, like, I just, like, came down here--

I just came down here-- - To apologize, not apologize?

OK, should I go back upstairs?

- No. - Should I go back upstairs?

No, I'm just--

Now I want to go back upstairs.

OK.

What--this is why I don't do this, OK?

This is why I don't [bleep] do this.

This is insane.

Like, I really want Teddy and Taylor

to have a great babymoon.

I want this to be special for them.

Beau and I need to set this to the side.

The last thing that I wanted is for this show to air

and people have to feel like they're Team Stassi

or Team Beau.

I don't know that he can handle that.

Like, I can handle it.

I never want us pitted against each other.

I just want to crash out right now.

How was your eve? I barely saw you.

It was OK.

Is she OK? I don't know.

I used your toothbrush last night.

We're lovers. That's what lovers do.

Should we go sit on the little balcony?

Yeah, let's do it.

After sleeping on it without Beau,

I kind of realized that today is not the day to have

a big, important conversation.

Today is about Teddy and Taylor.

This is nice. I could live here.

Should we live here?

Last night was tough because I knew

exactly why Beau was upset.

She's not used to apologizing.

Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?

Hi.

Were you totally out? Did we wake you up?

Poor guy. I know.

I don't feel really great, you know,

about the fight last night.

And Stass and I don't normally talk a lot

the day after a fight.

Do you think that they're OK?

To be honest, I think he was hoping to come here and relax.

We just gotta, you know, sweep it under the rug

and carry on.

Keep calm and carry on.

Such a dumb saying.

Are you traumatized?

After last night, I see a lot of things

that have probably been swept under a rug for many years...

Yeah.

Just kind of come to the surface.

Well, speaking of history, Kristina has had this beef,

and I didn't know anything until I had that talk

with Taylor at lesbian night. Yeah.

And she told me that Kristina also feels some kind of way.

And then Stassi, more or less, confirmed that.

I heard what was said about all of us

being on Stassi's payroll.

I didn't say, all your friends are on your payroll.

Yeah, you did. Kristina interpreted it too.

OK, like, I didn't know you didn't want me around.

Like, it's [bleep] hurtful.

Why she hasn't brought it up to you

or spoken to you about it is--

Because Taylor and Kristina

are very protective of Stassi,

but I have a right to be here as much as anyone else.

Yeah.

It was very awkward to be around Kristina last night.

I felt like I was walking on eggshells.

And it would just be great if she could just

say how she's feeling to my face.

I don't think me being here should threaten anyone.

Like, that should not be the attitude,

but we'll see if she talks to me today.

Ooh!

Today's gonna be great, all right?

We have caviar and chicken nuggets.

We also have a manservant to wait on Taylor and Teddy.

Hey, there's a caviar person coming.

[bleep] yes!

And later on, we have a taco dinner.

And it's gonna be so fun, no one will remember

the yelling from last night.

This looks awesome.

All for me?

- All for you! - Yeah!

- Shucks. - The caviar is all

for baby birdie.

- Thank you for planning. - Of course.

Are pregnant people allowed to have caviar?

I ate it. - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

My kids are great.

Yeah. They're amazing.

I don't believe in the no-sushi thing

when you're pregnant.

I think sushi is great for growing babies.

Is that true?

Stassi's not a doctor, so...

I think even WebMD would disagree with that.

Hello!

- Hi, angel. - Oh, hi.

Hi.

Look how beautiful you guys are.

- I look like a grandma, but-- - How are you?

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hello. - Sorry, I just got stuck.

- I'm like, is everybody OK? - No, I was just, like--

No, we're not OK. - What's going on?

I'm zoning out.

You know when you get, like, stuck zoning out somewhere?

Katie's acting weird.

Like, I walk in, and I can feel it.

She's acting weird.

Like, I need to talk to her tonight

and address this payroll comment.

Hello, hello, everyone. Hi.

Our husband has arrived. Hi.

Hi there. I'm Stassi.

I'm Ryder. It's really nice to meet you.

Ryder, so nice to meet you.

Do you see this lovely, beautiful girl in yellow?

She actually has a giant baby bump underneath there.

Congratulations.

And this is her wife, Taylor. Hi.

Hi, Taylor. Nice to meet you.

So Taylor and Teddy.

I just want them to have the best day ever.

So whatever they want...

I'm dying. They get.

That's perfect.

Can you do massages?

Massages, drinks, a shoulder to cry on.

Whatever you need, I got you.

A shoulder--I want him. A shoulder to cry on.

Thank you.

Yeah, you need that. Oh, my God.

So we have some Petrossian caviar here.

Let's do a bump. We've never done a bump.

And I don't snort it.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Delish. - Yum.

A bump on a bump.

Yeah!

Don't get too turned on, everyone.

Being a parent is really hard,

but it's so [bleep] awesome.

I feel like I'm going to feel like I'm babysitting.

Did you feel attached right away?

Yeah.

You did? - Immediately.

My biggest fear is, she's been carrying.

She's genetically connected.

I have no DNA in there.

She is gonna be having a biological experience

while I am having more, like, of an adoptive experience.

And also, speaking of, I have to adopt our baby.

Teddy is carrying the baby. They're bonded.

She's breastfeeding the baby. That's even more bonding.

And I'm terrified that it's just gonna be the two of them

and I'm just, like, off to the side.

Yeah, I feel like I'm just gonna feel

kind of, like, alone.

And I'm also really scared that, like,

if I'm not bonding with the baby,

it's gonna make Tay, like, resent me.

Did somebody order shots?

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

What?

When I booked this, I thought it was gonna be

more Downton Abbey and less Magic Mike, you know?

OK, Ryder. OK.

You don't want to look him in the eye?

Cheers.

Salute. Salute.

[bleep] my life.

I kind of want to have a conversation

with Katie. - Oh, you need to.

There's never a good time to sit down

with one of your friends and say,

hey, you've been a shit friend,

and I have not been happy with you

for, like, the past two years.

Like, I'm reaching my breaking point,

watching her come back in here,

rejoin this friend group like nothing ever happened.

It did seem like you have all these yes people

sitting around you like-- Yeah.

You know what I mean? Where that's [bleep] up.

And sorry, I'm not one of them.

Like, so am I part of that table too?

Like, you can see my frustration.

No, I 100% see your frustration.

Yeah, I think you should talk to her.

Yeah, I know. - Yeah.

I didn't care about Katie's payroll comment,

but it's pretty obvious that, like,

Kristina already has deep-rooted issues with Katie

and their friendship.

But I really wish that they would stop,

like, circling each other and figure their shit out.

Honestly, I'm scared for her, and I'm scared for you.

Why?

You guys are both such great arguers.

You are.

Katie and Kristina--I don't know who wins in an argument.

They both are so strong in their thoughts,

in their feelings, and in the way that they argue.

So it's a fair fight.

I don't know how much she will hear you.

I don't know. We'll see.

Yeah.

Who are we missing? Stassi and Kristina?

Are you guys eating? Yeah, we couldn't wait.

We're eating? We were starving.

Tacos?

Yes.

Can I pull you for a chat?

Yeah, babe.

I'm gonna bring my water, though.

I have an announcement.

I want to let you guys know so--

That you are hooking up with Rob.

No, but-- Can you imagine?

But it does have to--

Guys, and we just run out of the house?

It does have to involve Rob, though.

Rob told me about a unit that was available in his apartment,

and I applied, and I actually got it.

Oh, you did? - I got it.

Oh, nice. - Yeah, I just heard today.

Oh.

So I'm gonna start moving out.

So this is a you thing.

No, she's coming with me.

- I'm going. Yeah, I am. - Oh! OK!

Yeah, sorry.

All right.

Where are you going?

And with what money?

I'm really glad that me and Georgia worked through our shit

'cause now she gets to come and stay with me

and get a little taste of LA.

I think that we are not communicating properly

or that maybe I didn't communicate fully,

me being afraid of Stassi.

Complaining about all of the stress we had

in the angry way.

I'm sorry for overreacting.

And you didn't deserve the way that I spoke to you at all.

Thank you for saying that.

I love her, and that's the bottom line.

Like, as long as we can communicate,

I think we'll be fine.

The fact that they just, like,

decided to do this together is so [bleep] insane to me.

You guys don't, like, learn from your mistakes.

But, you know, I'm really looking forward

to having my life back.

If you need money, I'll pay you for babysitting.

- Love. - Oh!

You are [bleep]. Yes!

I'm [bleep] thrilled to not wake up every single day

and have you guys both just up in my shit.

Yeah, same.

There it is. There it is.

Same. No, I mean, it's honest.

It's good.

Don't be scared. - I'm not scared. No.

OK. - I'm happy to be

chatting with you. OK, good.

Not that it's been like an elephant in the room,

but I want to get back that friendship

we had [bleep] 15 years ago.

You're back now, and, like, let's try to, like,

build this--our friendships and make this better.

But then it's like, Stassi [bleep]--

I keep--have this in my head now

that you made this comment, like, she surrounds herself

with people on her payroll.

- Oh, my God. That-- - And I'm like, [bleep] that.

Is she talking about me? - No.

And then I tell Taylor, and Taylor's like,

is she talking about me? - No.

And then I'm like, well, then who was she talking about?

Like, that doesn't feel good. - I wasn't talking about you.

And then now for you to have the seat at the table,

it's, like, so--

So you do have an issue with me being here.

Did you mean it?

Do you know what hyperbole means?

It's sarcasm.

It's embellishing a thought to prove a point.

It's not meant to take literally.

Part of me feels like Stassi is

giving Katie benefit of the doubt

because she wants her on this show.

I think Kristina thinks I'm motivated by this show

and that's the only reason why I'm here,

to be Stassi's friend again and she has to be

Stassi's [bleep] keeper.

But no.

Give me a [bleep] break.

You made the comment, though. Like--

I will bang my head against the wall

because you guys are trying to, like, entrap me

in some bullshit that you know--

I know you're smarter than this.

The words came out of your mouth, that's all.

So it's like... - Kristina, I know

you're smarter than this. - You meant it, then.

And if you're upset that I'm here,

then you need to talk to Stassi about it.

I have stuck by you as a friend

through all of Vanderpump Rules.

That's some crazy shit.

I was like, I'm gonna show up. I'm gonna be there for her.

I don't want to film this show, but for Katie, I'm gonna do it.

And then I had my baby, and then I feel like

then it was, like, your turn.

If she was so affected by me as a friend

because it meant that much to her,

it didn't mean enough to bring it up at any point

in the last two years.

So I'm gonna call bullshit.

I didn't hear from you.

We gotta be super real about that.

I did not hear from you.

But how much more of an effort

could I have made to try to--

If we were really deep, deep friends like you want to be

and you want to sit on the couch and cry with me,

why didn't you pick up the phone and call me?

I chose not to be on Vanderpump Rules.

Let me make that very clear.

Katie was going through this gnarly divorce,

and she was, like, asking me, do you want to come film?

You're the only ally I have.

Like, she wasn't really close with everyone else.

She needed someone that she felt safe with.

And I just agreed to hop on and be there for Katie.

It's been over two years. Katie, when?

When I had a child? - Yes!

When was I gonna call you?

Yes! When?

Ooh.

It doesn't work both ways.

I had a child!

And I was going through a divorce!

And I showed up for you and I filmed an entire show!

When did you show up for me?

And I was going through a divorce!

- And I showed up for you... - I know, but then--

And I filmed an entire show!

I went on Vanderpump Rules for you.

Do you think I wanted to go to Mexico and be around Scheana?

Ooh.

I don't want anyone yelling at my--

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I get that they're, like, hashing some shit out.

When she comes out, just be ready for her.

For a hug.

Kristina doesn't have anyone to hug her.

Rob, please don't hug her.

OK?

You didn't have to come, and you didn't have to do it.

Katie, I came because I was trying to be a good friend.

That's the whole point of this conversation right now.

- I know, but-- - And you keep saying,

you didn't pick up the phone call--

I didn't pick up the phone to call you?

You didn't.

How many things have I invited you to

and you did not make it a priority to show up to?

Katie, I feel like you're not getting it.

It's not connecting with you.

And the whole [bleep] payroll thing is, like--once again,

like, I wanted to get through all of this,

and then I hear that comment, and I'm like, wha--

nothing's changed.

Yes, it was about this comment, but it's more than that.

Like, it's our friendship.

It goes deeper than that.

I want to talk this out.

I don't want to hear from it, but I'm not--

I have to, like, also defend myself.

Yeah, this--it's a shame because I feel like

I'm not understanding why you would make

a comment like that to just be mean.

Clearly, it would hurt anyone's feelings

that's in Stassi's life to hear that.

Like, we're only around her because

we're using her for something,

which is like, mm, that's not true.

No, I would never say that.

And I never meant it that way. Like--

Well, that's clearly how we're taking it.

I mean, that's-- - Who?

When I told Taylor, she was so upset about that comment.

I know, but I talked to Taylor about it,

and I explained it to her and we cleared it up.

Now I'm trying to clear it up with you,

and you're the only one that's still having an issue with it.

I was hoping this was gonna end differently,

but I need to go put my child to bed, so I'm gonna leave.

Oh, I don't--

It's late, and I'm-- honestly, like,

I'm not gonna sit here

when I could be putting my kid to bed, so...

This is the stuff I have not missed about reality TV,

this toxic drama.

This conversation was going nowhere.

I tried to make it productive.

I tried to listen, but she wanted to say how she felt,

feel how she felt, and have that be her truth.

And that's fine, but it's not gonna resolve anything.

Bye. Let me walk you out.

Does anyone else have any issues with me

they want to bring up?

Not at all.

OK.

Are you OK?

I mean, no. But it's fine.

Really? - No, it's fine.

I'm not OK with certain comments,

and I feel like it's just trying

to get slipped under the rug.

And you shouldn't be OK with it either.

I'm sorry. It's OK.

I really thought that that would go different--

like, I really--

when we heard you guys screaming,

I was literally like, what?

We'll just talk about it later. - OK, bye.

I love you. - Love you.

This isn't how I hoped this would pan out.

I can't believe there's a storming-off situation.

Sorry, guys.

Kristina and I have never had issues in our friendship.

And this is the first time she's snippy with me.

And she's never snippy with me.

And it feels weird.

I just really don't want Katie being here

to create distance between me and Kristina.

I don't understand how this went so awry.

She brought up the whole, like, payroll thing,

and I'm like, oh, God.

I think she feels insecure about it.

If anyone's feeling insecure about it,

that's also not my problem. - OK.

Like, [bleep] that. For real?

All right. All right, all right.

I now feel like I am in the middle

of Katie and Kristina, and I don't like it.

The whole point of this staycation

was to bring everybody together,

and now I feel like Kristina and Katie's friendship

just fell off a cliff.

And I'm like, did I just push it?

I'll see you guys later.

Good night.

Anybody else want eggs? I'll have an egg...

Yeah. Or two.

I'll have a nibble.

What a trip.

How are you feeling?

- Good. I'm tired. - Yeah.

There are some things I need to talk to Beau about,

and I want to do that before we leave the staycation.

I just want to remind you of something that you

have always said to me.

Mm-hmm.

First, there is us,

then there is the kids, then everything else.

I didn't think that I was throwing you under the bus.

I'm sorry that you felt that.

You intentionally threw me under the bus.

So, like, that can't happen. We don't need to talk about it.

Just, like, that can't happen again.

We have to have each other's backs first...

Yeah. Yeah.

Above all else.

Yes, I accept your apology.

And I am also sorry too.

Thanks.

This is a good apology for Stassi.

And I feel like I'm just going to accept it and move on.

Yeah.

We made up for it.

What was all that stuff with Katie and Kristina?

OK, well, that, I feel [bleep] horrible about.

When I walked Kristina out,

she was like, you should be more upset about the comment,

the payroll comment.

Do you think it has something to do with her own stuff?

Like, Kristina is like, well...

I-- - She's not paying me, so...

Well, but she asks me for things.

Can you please post about my lip balm?

A lot of people, most people in my life

ask me to post for their thing.

Like, it doesn't mean they're using me.

It's just, like, I'm giving them a little help.

Some Heartspring Lip Balm.

And I just want to remind everyone,

I don't give a shit.

I don't care.

I think that--

It's got something more to do with her

rather than what Katie said.

Yeah, if you have a weird feeling about what she said,

then look inward.

We should get little pins for everyone that just say payroll.

On payroll, off payroll.

On payroll.

You guys taking off? Yeah.

Your mom's coming to Friendsgiving?

Yeah.

So this year, I've decided I want to host

this, like, big Friendsgiving.

I'm so thankful for my friends and family,

and I just want them to feel loved and appreciated.

My mom's gonna come, my brother.

Usually Thanksgiving with my family

ends in disaster, like, typically,

a fight between me and my mom.

But she's like, "Well, Thanksgiving is for family.

I need to be there."

God, it makes me--it's like nails on a chalkboard

when I hear her say something like that--"family."

This reunion's gonna suck.

- I gotta go get my doggy. - All right.

Everyone get the [bleep] out, then, I guess.

Oh, it works differently every year.

I wanted to plan this Thanksgiving

because this is, like, the first time that, like,

I feel like I'm the matriarch.

Like, even with all the moms here, I'm still the matriarch.

Like, I brought all these people together.

I'm helping them.

Like, it kind of feels like I birthed them.

I don't know.

Like, the staycation didn't exactly

clear the air for the group.

So I'm hoping that today can be a reset,

especially for Katie and Kristina.

I'm sitting right here.

Papa is sitting right here.

Because we're the king and the queen.

Never forget it.

I keep and maintain a relationship with my mom

for the sake of my children.

Hartford is obsessed with my mom.

It's my karma, OK?

She is obsessed with my mom the way

that I was obsessed with my grandmother.

And I could never take that from her.

Ciao.

Look what I found.

Oh. You found you a Rob?

Mwah.

I'm gonna take a photo.

I'm always ready for a little Thanksgiving feast.

Look at that cute little kids' table.

I didn't even notice that.

Is that the table I'm sitting at?

It's your size.

So Katie's here, and Kristina's there.

Oh, [bleep].

This is Thanksgiving.

I have seated Katie and Kristina

across from one another, so hopefully,

they're in a forgiving mood,

or this dinner is gonna be really awkward.

If anyone can help resolve this, it's us.

Fine, me.

There's Messer.

How you feeling?

I'm not gonna ignore her this whole time.

I just hope that it goes well.

I feel like there's a giant pink elephant

in the room with Kristina.

Because we ended on terrible terms,

and now we're just, like, supposed to sit

across from each other at a Thanksgiving table?

Like, sure.

I don't want to do what we did last time.

I want to just move on from it.

How are you doing?

I'm good.

OK. I'm OK.

I'm not walking into this, like,

you know, angry and this.

It's not about that.

I didn't want the conversation to go that way.

Do I hope that we have a place to, like, move forward?

Yes, and I think that's kind of where I'm at.

Good.

I'm never the person who facilitates resolutions.

This is kind of crazy.

I haven't even gotten to talk to you.

I know.

Your mom's looking gorgeous.

Look at them. They look like twins.

I couldn't tell them apart if I--

I don't have my glasses on.

And they have the same personality too.

'Cause they both are loving, needy people.

Love to stir the pot and shit talk, both of them.

They both have a habit of lying.

They both really need male attention.

You know. And they both have red hair.

Me and Stassi, I feel like, are doing actually really well.

It's just, like, the little jabs that I have to, like,

bury deep down, you know?

Like, she has said multiple times that I remind her of you.

And I'm like, I know the way you're making that sound.

Like, she's making it as a jab, not as something

where it's like, I don't mind being like you.

You raised me. I came out of your vagina.

Of course I'm gonna be like you.

I'm sorry, but I am.

And I could easily say that just right back to her.

You are also like Mom in some ways.

She is. She's a lot like me.

But it's just the way she says certain things

where I'm like, OK, bury it.

It's OK that she said that. Like, it's not a big deal.

We're getting along. Everything's great.

Like, they want to be closer to me.

They want to see me more, and they want to talk to me more.

She feels like she deserves, like, full access to me

and my kids at all times.

And she's resentful. She doesn't get it.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm just, like, not the daughter she wanted.

Unfortunately, the fact that Stassi and I

have such different relationships with our mother

makes it kind of awkward and weird between us

at some points.

Stassi got the businesswoman go-getter version

of my mom who always wore heels

and was full-face makeup and just this, like,

powerhouse of a woman, and you see that now in Stassi,

whereas the mom I got, she was a lot slower

and more lovey-dovey, more helicopter,

more--it was just different.

And so I think it's really hard for Stassi to see Mom this way.

And so it just got weird and tricky.

So it's, again, very messy.

I am moving out...

- OK. - This week.

So I feel very comfortable having Georgia come

and stay with me, just for a little bit,

to give Stassi and Beau some space.

OK.

My mom knows everything that's going on

with Georgia and I right now.

And I'm a little nervous because I don't know

what she's gonna do with this information.

But Georgia and I are finally good now,

so I really hope she doesn't bring

anything up or start drama.

But odds are, she probably will.

I was gonna tell Mom about the other night

when we were at Bel-Air and what came to light about--

You mean what they accused us of?

But now nobody believes us.

Everyone thinks we [bleep], and I'm like, no.

There was one time when Stassi was getting married.

I thought about it.

I never acted on it, but that's the one time I was like,

maybe I'll make out with him.

You're too old for her.

No, he knows that too. - Yeah.

We do flirt. - Yeah.

And I don't mean to, like... She's been like that

Come on to you or make you uncomfortable.

Since she was one years old, drawn to boys...

And flirtatious.

And girls. And girls, Mom. And girls.

No. - And girls.

Mom, I've literally [bleep]. You know what I mean?

Like, I'm just saying. Like--

Shall we eat?

Here you go.

Here. Do the--

Do that. Yeah, do that. That's good.

This isn't an official speech.

Oh.

I just wanted to just thank everyone for being here

and say, looking at this table, all of the people

that we're, like, lucky that you guys are in our lives.

And there is so much history just with everyone.

Whether it's family or whether it's chosen family,

I love this table and everyone here.

Amen.

- Amen. - Amen!

And I feel like it's the time to just, like--let's put our--

let's--let's...

Oh. Let's all hold hands.

Put our-- - She reached across Beau.

Well, no.

No, that's not what I meant.

I didn't mean, like, all of us hold hands.

Did you want Katie and I to hold hands?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's actually--yeah, yeah.

That's-- - OK.

Anyway.

No.

Let's get it all out.

Let's get it all out so that we're not harboring it

and rebuild.

I'd prefer not to pick up where we left off

because that was...

Yeah, for sure. - Not the best place.

I have no idea, like, what Stassi's agenda is.

Is she just trying to make everyone,

like, talk things out?

Don't do it right at the dinner table.

I went into that conversation hoping for, like, resolution.

And that's why I was probably so upset leaving

is because I didn't expect it to go that way.

I was probably pushing too much.

I'm sorry for that, because you were saying sorry.

You were trying to get somewhere with me.

It's not like you were just pushing back the whole time.

My partner, Max, helped me a lot

to see that Katie means well.

She is a good person.

Her comment definitely didn't apply to you.

No, I knew it didn't apply to me.

So then why are you so affected by it?

I'm gonna take that advice and try to just

move forward with Katie.

So yeah, I'm at a place now where it's like,

this friendship that we have now

with the people we are now, like,

let's just see what that's like.

I want that.

No, I do too.

I want to just build from this day forward.

- This is good. - I love you.

I love you.

Thanks for telling me your feelings.

Stassi really has a good eye for trying to, you know,

mend friendships.

They're big girls. They've done this before.

I knew this would work.

And I applaud her, even though, you know,

I was a little anxious of her doing it,

especially right when I'm in the middle of it.

Cheers to you.

Yes. What?

Hey! Kobe.

So you guys are planning on moving in together.

Yeah.

And so you are excited about being together?

Yes.

Even after this whole month...

Yes.

Of being in that teeny, tiny little room together?

- Yeah. - Oh, no.

Why would you want to move in together?

Wouldn't that make you feel uncomfortable?

Because we've been through that.

We talk about all the issue,

and we are good now, so it's fine.

OK.

I realize my mom is trying to be protective of me

in this moment, but, like, Mom, chill.

We haven't even had pie yet.

Can we wait for a bite of pie

before we just start World War III?

We had this long conversation one night,

and it was about a lot of stuff,

like all the thing that stresses us out.

And then it went to Stassi, her relationship with Stassi,

and it was very, like...

Strong emotional sadness.

It was what I felt.

See, this is what my mom does.

She stirs the pot.

Like, I don't want Georgia to get attacked for defending me.

I need to get involved.

When she told me about, like, how you spoke about me...

Mm-hmm. - I mean, you were crying.

You were angry.

You were saying, you don't know what trauma Stassi's

done to our family.

And then she's like, I prefer not to talk to her

because she is scared from you.

Scared of me?

She's like, you don't know my sister

when I was a little girl.

She used the word "terrifying," like, three times.

How have I traumatized our family?

I think we already-- Look at Mom's face.

Now Mom's rolling her eyes at me.

I'm not rolling.

That was--it couldn't have been a bigger roll.

No, I'm not rolling.

Rolling is like this.

You traumatize each other. Can I finish?

We all traumatize each other.

I am not traumatizing shit.

- I just made eye contact. - I know.

Me too. I got nervous. Gotta go.

I feel like they know that I'm missing.

- I gotta go. - I'm gonna go...

She's gonna pull us in.

Find--let's find another location.

You have your chosen family,

and you can cut people so quickly, so yeah,

I'm gonna be scared no matter what

and whatever move I make.

When we get in fights or the family gets in fights,

it rocks me to my core, seeing Stassi at a 10,

angry and spewing lots of hate.

I'm not saying Stassi always starts it.

Not saying that. Our family starts it too.

I'm just trying to survive this moment.

I feel so, like, out of-- fish out of the wild cycle.

I'm so different.

And also, she's always saying I'm like Mom.

And I know her feelings about Mom.

And that is so upsetting.

Mom, give me a break.

It is!

You've literally said and done some [bleep]

horrible shit to me. - And so have you.

Yes, I will retaliate as hard as I [bleep] can.

That's who I am!

My mom and I never get to a place

where we can agree on anything.

And my mom loves to pit me

against every one of my siblings.

She wants me to be a certain type of daughter and person

that I'm just not.

But I want her to feel included.

I care about her feelings.

That doesn't mean I want to be closer to her.

I can care about someone and still

want to maintain the distance.

You know what I'm saying?

This family is so [bleep] up.

And I have two kids that make me

want to just be like, I want to remove myself from this family.

Still to come on House of Stassi...

What is he doing?

Hollywood royalty.

Thank you.

I knew doing a reality show with everyone I love

was a risk.

If you hit me, I hit you with my car.

I look like a Vegas magician.

I love when Mom and Dad kiss.

The other day, she did [bleep]

her finger up his [bleep].

Romance is alive.

I thought I had everything under control,

but I was so, so wrong.

We don't like each other, and that's OK to admit.

Oh, my God!

I can't let people treat me like shit over and over again.

That was the biggest bullshit I've ever heard in my life.

I feel like a serial killer.

You're insane!

I don't think you are a bad person.

But you don't like me. 'Cause if you don't like me,

then why are we hanging out?

I don't like you when you have the behavior

that I don't like.

Every time I do talk to her about it, she gets angry.

For [bleep] sake, Beau!

Oh, shut the [bleep] up. I didn't narc you out.

Suck my [bleep]. Whoa.

I've never heard him talk like that.

Beau is not the person I remember.

- He's afraid of you. - Stop.

You've never asked me to do... - Stass.

Anything in your life that I said no.

I never asked you--

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is really giving Titanic on its final night.

This would never happen to Kris Jenner.