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OK, now, parfaits go on that table, and the bognog goes over there.

Make sure the pies and cookies are arranged in fun holiday shapes!

Oh, man, Shrek, l just love this. Don't you just love this?

- Sure, Donkey. - This is the best Christmas party ever.

Because this year, everybody's gonna sing their favorite Christmas carol.

L hear even the Shrek family IS gonna sing.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah!

No more bognog for him.

It's my most favorite time of the year

With the parties and carols and cider in barrels for everyone here

Hey, Shrek, check it out! l found a real Christmas elf out in the garbage!

I'm not an elf, I'm Rumpelstiltskin. Let me out of this cage!

S0 you can run away again? l don't think so.

Hey, Wolf. You like that? It's a mega-size Santa replica.

Made from a new magic called... "plastic."

Yeah, it's freaking me out.

Hey, Pigs, you gotta try dragon-spicy reindeer apple balls.

No, thank you. We are on a diet.

We are chubby buddies.

We are getting ready for...

Swimsuit weather!

Move it along, pigs. Nothing to eat here.

You guys, this is not a place to take a nap! Wake up, wake up!

It's the warm-fluffiest season of all

Where the fun never ends and my closest of friends

Are packed here in the hall

I'll be shocked if this don't end in a brawl

Attention, attention, attention, everybody!

L want to thank all of you for coming out to my holiday extravaganza,

caroling Christmas-tacular.

L hope you've been brushing up on your singing

more than Gretched brushes her teeth.

Teeth aren't needed.

There'll be apples for bobbing

- Old fruitcake! - And sobbing

And games filled with holiday fun

- There'll be candy - And presents

- Roast turkey and pheasant! - And stockings for everyone

It's my most favorite time of the year

And you won't wanna leave "Cause if you all believe

Santa soon will be here

It's my most favoritest time

Where did you learn how to rhyme?

Christmas is my favorite time

Of the year

Yeah!

Man, that felt good. Now, who's gonna sing next? Anybody?

OK. Well, then l guess I'll sing another.

Stirring our big pot

Full of goodies for our snack

Fungus and tree rot

Stink bugs by the stack

How we like to eat

Worms and grubs and slop

It brings such joy and is a treat With pickled skunk on top

So bug cocoon Lick the spoon

Try our cricket slurp

And how l just love rat pie

It always makes me burp

Serve a toad, a la mode

Roadkill tastes so fine

Pigeon wings and spider strings 'tis the perfect way to dine

Back in my village, the holiday season was all about the furdn,

dancing the flamenco, and the bittersweet serenade of this song.

Fleas Navidad

Fleas Navidad

l got Fleas Navidad My coat is itching

And my eyes go sad

l want a cleansing flea dip for Christmas

A fine leather flea collar for Christmas

A nice shampoo and fluffing for Christmas

To make the itching stop

- Don't mind if l do. - Not on my watch!

Hey, they're just cookies! It's not like they're real.

What do you know about being real?

Nothing.

All right, everyone. Let's wrap it up!

Fairy tale, fairy tale, merry tale fun

Happily after and happily done

Snow men, you know, men and donkeys that speak

And a puppet boy made of teak

Abracadabra, cook-ity doo

Home by midnight "cause Santa is due

Cheeses that pleases that stink really bad

That makes Christmas glad

I'll confetti ya with poinsettia

As we all trim the tree

Pussy cat time Boots and hat time

And a stocking full of coal for me

Higgety-piggety

- Ogre roar now - Roar!

Shake the rafters loud

Huffin' and a puffin' in a granny's frock

That's the fairy tale That's a merry tale

That's the fairy tale rock

Come on, everyone, I'm busting you out!

No one's gonna eat you this year!

Merry Christmas!

And thanks for making my caroling party Christmas-tacular!