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OK, now, parfaits go on that table,
and the bognog goes over there.
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Make sure the pies and cookies
are arranged in fun holiday shapes!
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Oh, man, Shrek, l just love this.
Don't you just love this?
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- Sure, Donkey.
- This is the best Christmas party ever.
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Because this year, everybody's gonna
sing their favorite Christmas carol.
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L hear even the Shrek family
IS gonna sing.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah!
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No more bognog for him.
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It's my most favorite time of the year
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With the parties and carols
and cider in barrels for everyone here
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Hey, Shrek, check it out! l found
a real Christmas elf out in the garbage!
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I'm not an elf, I'm Rumpelstiltskin.
Let me out of this cage!
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S0 you can run away again?
l don't think so.
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Hey, Wolf. You like that?
It's a mega-size Santa replica.
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Made from a new magic called...
"plastic."
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Yeah, it's freaking me out.
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Hey, Pigs, you gotta try
dragon-spicy reindeer apple balls.
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No, thank you.
We are on a diet.
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We are chubby buddies.
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We are getting ready for...
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Swimsuit weather!
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Move it along, pigs.
Nothing to eat here.
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You guys, this is not a place to take
a nap! Wake up, wake up!
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It's the warm-fluffiest season of all
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Where the fun never ends
and my closest of friends
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Are packed here in the hall
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I'll be shocked
if this don't end in a brawl
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Attention, attention, attention,
everybody!
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L want to thank all of you for coming
out to my holiday extravaganza,
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caroling Christmas-tacular.
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L hope you've been
brushing up on your singing
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more than Gretched brushes her teeth.
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Teeth aren't needed.
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There'll be apples for bobbing
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- Old fruitcake!
- And sobbing
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And games filled with holiday fun
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- There'll be candy
- And presents
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- Roast turkey and pheasant!
- And stockings for everyone
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It's my most favorite time of the year
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And you won't wanna leave
"Cause if you all believe
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Santa soon will be here
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It's my most favoritest time
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Where did you learn how to rhyme?
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Christmas is my favorite time
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Of the year
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Yeah!
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Man, that felt good.
Now, who's gonna sing next? Anybody?
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OK. Well, then l guess
I'll sing another.
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Stirring our big pot
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Full of goodies for our snack
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Fungus and tree rot
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Stink bugs by the stack
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How we like to eat
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Worms and grubs and slop
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It brings such joy and is a treat
With pickled skunk on top
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So bug cocoon
Lick the spoon
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Try our cricket slurp
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And how l just love rat pie
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It always makes me burp
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Serve a toad, a la mode
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Roadkill tastes so fine
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Pigeon wings and spider strings
'tis the perfect way to dine
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Back in my village, the holiday season
was all about the furdn,
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dancing the flamenco, and
the bittersweet serenade of this song.
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Fleas Navidad
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Fleas Navidad
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l got Fleas Navidad
My coat is itching
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And my eyes go sad
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l want a cleansing flea dip
for Christmas
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A fine leather flea collar
for Christmas
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A nice shampoo
and fluffing for Christmas
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To make the itching stop
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- Don't mind if l do.
- Not on my watch!
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Hey, they're just cookies!
It's not like they're real.
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What do you know about being real?
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Nothing.
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All right, everyone.
Let's wrap it up!
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Fairy tale, fairy tale,
merry tale fun
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Happily after and happily done
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Snow men, you know, men
and donkeys that speak
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And a puppet boy made of teak
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Abracadabra, cook-ity doo
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Home by midnight
"cause Santa is due
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Cheeses that pleases
that stink really bad
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That makes Christmas glad
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I'll confetti ya with poinsettia
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As we all trim the tree
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Pussy cat time
Boots and hat time
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And a stocking full of coal for me
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Higgety-piggety
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- Ogre roar now
- Roar!
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Shake the rafters loud
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Huffin' and a puffin'
in a granny's frock
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That's the fairy tale
That's a merry tale
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That's the fairy tale rock
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Come on, everyone,
I'm busting you out!
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No one's gonna eat you this year!
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Merry Christmas!
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And thanks for making
my caroling party Christmas-tacular!
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