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Hey, Grandma?

Yeah.

Hey.

Just got here.

Where you at?

I'm out here in the bedroom.

In your bedroom?

Yeah, I have a present for you.

Yeah, Mom said you had a present for me.

Oh, thank you so much.

Grandma, why are you naked?

On your birthday present.

You're my birthday present? Yeah. Oh, come on. Where did you put my birthday

present? I'm your birthday present.

Are you serious?

Yes. See, we have this family tradition.

Yeah? Yeah. On your 18th birthday, your grandmother is your birthday present.

Really? Mm-hmm. We found that it was a great way to, well, initiate your

young one into the way of sex.

So, my sister went through this, too, that... Oh, yeah, she went through it a

couple years ago with Grandpa.

Fifi did? Really?

Fifi did, yes.

Are you kidding me? No, and when you have an 18-year-old granddaughter, you

will be her birthday present.

Really?

Yes.

So, we can just get you nice and comfortable, and Grandma can show you

the way.

Would you like to unwrap me some?

Well, it is my birthday present, right? It is, yeah.

I wonder what we have under here.

Oh, my.

I don't know that you need a whole lot of training.

part of the ritualism.

Well, that's good to hear.

Very nice.

Thank you.

birthday present ever.

We just like to make sure that our family is good

lovers. So this is the way we check you young ones.

Make sure.

It makes me drool.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

oh fuck you

You want my big lid on?

Yes, I do, grandson.

Give it to grandma.

Oh, fuck yes.

Well, we can definitely be assured that you're going to carry on the family

tradition of good lovers.

So, what are we going to do for my birthday next year?

Wow, we'll have to see what we can come up with.

Maybe we'll just have to do this again.

Love you, Grandma.

Mwah.