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She must have been too far away
from the interdimensional bubble
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cweated by the Weonard/Sheldon device.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Well, I don't know. I'm just wiffing.
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-Hey, Stuart.
-Hey.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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I can't believe I lost
the love of my life and I get you.
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-Let's not forget, he killed Raj.
-Well, now, there are two possibilities.
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One, the world we were just in
no wonger exists,
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in which case I did not "kill Waj."
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Two, that world and this world are part
of an infinite number of worlds,
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in which case I killed one
of an infinite number of Wajs.
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Mathematicawy, a wounding error.
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Excuse me. I was gonna buy that book.
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I'm sorry. Here. I had no idea.
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It was unintentional.
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-I forgive you.
-I appreciate that.
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And I appreciate you.
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How much do you want
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for Superman and Lex Luthor:
Best Buddies Number 30?
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Best Buddies?
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Let me see that.
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What the hell?
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Stuart, look at this.
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This whole wall is Archie comics.
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-What? I don't carry Archie.
-You do now.
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Wichie Wich: Effective Altruist Number 12.
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Richie Rich what?
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Something's wrong here.
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You must have screwed up
the machine, Stuart.
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I screwed up?
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You killed the one guy that knew
how to use the damn thing.
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Fellas, we're all friends.
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-Yeah, no arguing.
-Stay out of it.
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You're the one who pushed
the stupid button.
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What was I supposed to do?
You're the one who--
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We should go.
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-That's a lovely idea.
-Thank you.
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That's not supposed to be there.
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-What just happened?
-I don't know.
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-I have a hypothesis.
-I'm listening.
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Did you notice the thing
on the back of your necks?
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What? What thing?
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Humor me.
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-Oh, boy.
-Not good.
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Now, try having an argument.
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What are you talking about?
That's gotta be the stupidest--
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You might be onto something.
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-Gentlemen, we are in hell.
-Really?
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-Everyone's being so nice to each other.
-Hi!
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Yeah, they have devices implanted
in their necks to make them nice.
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Would you rather push the button
on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy
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and try another universe?
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No, thanks.
We could wind up somewhere worse.
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Like where humans are a meat source
for a highly evolved wizard people?
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Yeah, like that.
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Or one where everyone's French,
but no one speaks French.
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What's that?
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Best guess?
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A giant floating obelisk
with no apparent means of propulsion?
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You are weawy getting on my nerves.
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Stop talking--
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Another piece of the puzzle?
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Maybe.
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I think what we're looking at
is your classic totalitarian dystopia
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with a dollop
of mind control surveillance.
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-A dollop?
-It means a small serving.
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Yeah, I know what it means--
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I know what it means!
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So, here's what I'm thinking.
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We need to go to Caltech
and find Weonard and Sheldon.
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Okay, you do that.
I'll try to find Denise.
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With all due respect...
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perhaps we should stick together.
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And you are entitled to your opinion,
but I am in love with this woman,
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and I have to find her.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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Idiot.
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Shit!
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-Hi. Can you help us?
-Well, I certainly hope so.
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Great. We are wooking
for Dr. Weonard Hofstadter
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or perhaps Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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Do you have an appointment?
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No.
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I wish you had an appointment.
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-Can we make one?
-Of course.
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-Then we'd like to make an appointment.
-I don't make appointments.
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You'd have to contact
their personal assistants.
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Okay.
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And how do we get in touch with them?
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You call them.
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-Can you tell us their numbers?
-Sure can't.
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We are in the middle of a cwisis
and we weawy need to talk to them.
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Sir, I would ask you
not to raise your voice.
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I'm not waising my voice.
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I'm just trying to say--
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Sorry.
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We're new to this whole
button-in-the neck thing.
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Thank God.
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-Yes?
-Denise?
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-Who is it?
-It's Stuart.
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What a pleasant surprise. Come on in.
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Gary, you'll never guess who's here.
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-You need to be cool.
-Got it. Can we start over?
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By all means.
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Here's the thing.
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Weonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper
built a vewy special device.
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Well, if anyone here
could build a special device,
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it's certainly those two.
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-It certainly is.
-You're doing good.
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Anyway, the device has torn
the fabwic of weality,
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possibly causing the universe to cowapse
and then weegwo.
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-Weegwo?
-Yeah, weegwo.
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What is weegwo?
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Weegwo.
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Like a plant weegwos.
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-Weegwo?
-Wee-gwo.
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-Weegwo?
-Weegwo.
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You stupid, stupid--
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He has trouble with the letter "R."
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"Regrow." That makes more sense.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it,
and forgive me if it doesn't make sense.
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Denise, you and I
are destined to be together,
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and I have come from a parallel universe...
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to claim you.
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-Well, that is really something.
-Mind-blowing.
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Okay, you're... So, you're like
a running joke in all this, aren't you?
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-Sorry?
-It's not important.
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All I can tell you
is that you don't have to live
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with this AI thing controlling you.
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-How?
-It's a little complicated.
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I've got this machine
back at the store that... it...
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I... I... it... it...
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You're just gonna have to trust me.
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-May I ask a question?
-Of course.
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I realize how upsetting
this must be for you.
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I'm not upset. Denise, are you upset?
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-No, of course not.
-What do you want her to do?
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Well...
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Like I said, I want her to leave you
and... and come with me.
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-Wow. Denise?
-To be honest, it's tempting.
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Really?
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-Sure.
-Sure?
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But... that-- So, you're cool with this?
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-Yeah, she can't stand me.
-I can't.
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-So, why stay together?
-Well, if I leave,
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-then Gary would be upset.
-Traumatized.
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And we've learned not to upset each other.
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-'Cause it hurts.
-Ouch.
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So, wait, you know that she's unhappy
and you're fine with it?
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She's only unhappy when she's sober,
and that's not very often.
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No, no, I have a little problem
with the... so...
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Okay. What kind of crazy
upside-down world is this?
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Denise, you have the right to be happy!
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There's no reason
to stay with somebody that makes you mis--
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Yeah.
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-Rum and Coke?
-Diet Coke, please.
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Coming up.
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-Let me...
-Yes.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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You know, in another universe,
I worked in this building.
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Really? In what department?
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Geology.
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That's not in this building anymore.
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Why not?
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They needed to make room
for the important sciences.
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Geology is an important science.
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And yet they moved it
into the storage room behind the gym.
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Why would you take a field of study
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that examines the physical structure
of the planet...
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Nice twy, Dumbo.
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I did not care for that woman.
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Also, I wet myself.
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-Lucky you're wearing dark pants.
-Oh, yeah.
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This can't be good.
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Hey, fellas. Got a minute?
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What's going on?
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I'm Officer McCaffrey.
This is Officer Denison.
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Call me "Steve."
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And we're going
to be your arresting officers today.
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What did we do?
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"What did we do?"
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-I love these guys.
-Oh, yeah.
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Seriously, what did we do?
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Well, when people keep getting upset,
it becomes a police matter.
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Don't you worry.
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Everything's going to be explained
at the re-education center.
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I don't like the sound of that.
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Well, I hope you like the sound
of complimentary bottles of water.
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And granola bars,
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'cause they're waiting for you
in the back of the car.
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Wook, a fwoating obewisk.
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Oh, dear.
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-I'll just get in the car.
-Yeah.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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Right this way.
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Sparkling or flat?
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Hello! I'm theater, film,
and television's Christine Baranski.
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I bet you're wondering
what you're doing here.
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Simple answer,
you have been non-compliant.
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"Ouch!" Am I right?
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Well, maybe this is a good opportunity
to remind ourselves,
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and by ourselves, I mean you,
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why this is the best
of all possible worlds.
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I loved the first Mamma Mia!
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The second one was kind of milking it.
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Not too long ago, human beings
were on the verge of extinction.
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Violence, crime,
and war were running rampant.
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That's when our government
turned to the whiz kids in Silicon Valley
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and said,
"Can you save us from ourselves?"
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And boy, oh, boy, did they!
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Well, not so much them,
but the AI they built.
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Shortly after it turned on its creators,
brutally killing them all,
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the AI implanted
electronic punishment devices
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in everyone's brain stem.
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Mix that
with a little aerial surveillance,
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and before you know it,
a world free of anger, war,
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and insult comics.
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Does it work all the time?
If it did, you wouldn't be here
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beginning your 30-month
re-education process.
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Will that hurt? Like a motherfucker.
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But when you walk out of here,
you will be one happy amigo.
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-We gotta escape.
-How?
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I don't know, but I'll figure it out.
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-I'm glad we didn't escape.
-Me too.
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It was an honor being wehabilitated
with you fewas.
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I've got a sweet tooth.
Who's up for some fro-yo?
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-Love it. My treat!
-Thanks, buddy.
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-What's happening?
-I think we're being abducted.
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Well, so much for yogurt.
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-Stuart?
-Yeah?
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-You okay?
-I am, yeah. Thank you for asking.
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I'm okay too.
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Zack?
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-You know me?
-Of course.
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I... I mean, not from this universe.
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I mean, it-- it-- it-- it--
N-- Never mind.
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Well, regardless,
consider yourself rescued.
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Rescued? They let us out.
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After wocking us up
for two and a half years?
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-Really?
-Yes. Weawy.
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Wow. That's embarrassing.
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-Who are you guys?
-Sorry.
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Yes, we are the Resistance,
and this is our headquarters.
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Used to be an Amazon shipping center.
We took over the lease.
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-Oh, yeah.
-It was a long process. It was like--
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All right, soldiers.
Step down. I'll take it from here.
249
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,091
Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.
250
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Penny?
251
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:45,047
What the heck?
252
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:48,030
-That make you mad?
-No, why would you even--
253
00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,089
-What are you doing?
-Deprogramming.
254
00:14:53,094 --> 00:14:56,015
Okay, that is weawy uncalled for.
255
00:14:57,094 --> 00:15:01,024
-What about this? Was this called for?
-Damn!
256
00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:03,099
Excuse me, young lady,
but that is wildly--
257
00:15:05,045 --> 00:15:08,041
-Why aren't you being shocked?
-Shielding technology.
258
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:11,003
-Great!
-Yeah, it's pretty tight.
259
00:15:13,075 --> 00:15:16,084
-When are you gonna stop hitting us?
-When you get angry.
260
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,004
-Are you angry?
-No.
261
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,046
-Are you angry?
-No.
262
00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:26,034
-Are you angry?
-Yep!
263
00:15:27,022 --> 00:15:28,064
I'm mad, I'm mad!
264
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:31,018
What about you?
265
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:33,051
Furious, and honestly,
a... a wittle turned on.
266
00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:35,056
Yes, ma'am!
267
00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:39,036
I don't understand. Why did you rescue us?
268
00:15:39,044 --> 00:15:40,086
Because I called them.
269
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,032
Thirty months ago.
270
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,011
What do you want from me?
I'm running a rebellion here.
271
00:15:46,061 --> 00:15:49,011
Denise, you came back for me.
272
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:53,041
Not really. I found your machine.
Show us how it can get rid of the AI.
273
00:15:56,071 --> 00:16:02,034
Yeah, I probably wasn't clear about that.
It won't solve your AI problems.
274
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:06,009
Yeah, it'll just get us
out of your happy-go-fascist universe.
275
00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:08,013
Besides, we don't really know
how to use it.
276
00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:09,031
We have some theowies.
277
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:12,044
So, wait, none of you know
how to defeat the AI overlord?
278
00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:15,068
-I don't. Bert?
-Nope.
279
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,093
-Kripke?
-Not weawy.
280
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,032
-Kill them!
-Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
281
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,078
Hold on. I have an idea.
282
00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:28,011
Fine, go ahead.
283
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:31,012
Now, it's a wong shot,
but it's worth a twy.
284
00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:34,095
Okay.
285
00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,009
Okay.
286
00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:42,058
What is your idea?
287
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:46,084
If everyone would pwease wook over there.
288
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,048
-He keeps doing that.
-Shoot him!
289
00:16:57,043 --> 00:16:58,052
Oh, boy.
290
00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:04,061
-Oh, shit! They found us!
-Okay. Shoot the drones! Shoot the drones!
291
00:17:22,054 --> 00:17:25,025
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
292
00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:28,018
-Barry, wait!
-Sorry, fewas!
293
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:34,084
No, don't get shot, you idiot! Oh, my God.
294
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,048
-Give me your hand.
-Why?
295
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:44,031
I don't wanna have to find you again.
296
00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:17,055
Excuse me.
I was about to buy that Necronomicon.
297
00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:21,010
Get over yourself.
You can't handle this level of magic.
298
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:22,076
Here.
299
00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:25,061
Alchemy for Dummies.
That's more your speed.
300
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,082
I'll show you my speed.
301
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,069
Sempe faldinide un pera!
302
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:37,066
Oh, my God.
303
00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:40,037
What happened? Where are we?
304
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,033
Make it stop!
305
00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:44,088
-Please!
-Hang on.
306
00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:46,017
Kyle?
307
00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:49,042
-I wasn't really gonna kill him.
-Stop!
308
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:51,017
Fine.
309
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,084
Dnim reven.
310
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:57,064
You're such an asshole.
311
00:18:58,022 --> 00:19:00,060
You want an asshole?
I'll show you an asshole.
312
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:02,018
Elohssa.
313
00:19:02,077 --> 00:19:05,073
-Kyle!
-What is going on?
314
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:06,094
Wild guess?
315
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:09,065
We've landed in a universe
where magic is real.
316
00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:11,082
Wait, this machine actually worked?
317
00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:15,003
-We're in another universe?
-It's... It's crazy, right?
318
00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:17,053
And there's magic here?
319
00:19:17,062 --> 00:19:20,075
What else explains
the asshole on Trevor's head?
320
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:23,087
There's an asshole on my head?
321
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:27,017
Great!
322
00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:30,054
Well, the good news
is those joy buzzers are gone.
323
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:32,055
Oh, yeah. They are.
324
00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:34,097
Oh, my God. I have hemorrhoids.
325
00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:39,076
I think we'll be safe here.
326
00:19:41,064 --> 00:19:45,014
Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist!
327
00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:46,048
Burn the scientist...
328
00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:47,094
Kripke, help me!
329
00:19:48,002 --> 00:19:51,090
-Hey, hey, is that weawy necessary?
-Yes.
330
00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:53,015
I twied.
331
00:19:53,094 --> 00:19:57,028
Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist!
332
00:19:57,036 --> 00:19:59,070
Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist!
333
00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:02,024
Burn the scientist...
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