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02 The Toxic Avenger Part II - Sci-Fi 1989 English
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In the shadow of the big city,
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with its big buildings,
big business, and big people,
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is my home town Tromaville.
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A little town with little buildings,
little businesses,
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and little people.
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My name is Melvin Junko.
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I live in a garden apartment
in the Tromaville Dump.
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I am the first
hideously deformed monster hero
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of superhuman size and strength
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to come from New Jeresy.
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They call me the Toxic Avenger.
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This is my story.
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Several years ago,
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I and the little people of Tromaville
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succeeded in crushing all criminals
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and ridding Tromaville once and for all
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of evil and corruption.
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Tromaville actually became
a nice place to live.
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With no criminals or oppressive
politicians around,
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people of Tromaville were
once again happy.
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Once again they were free
to devote themselves
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to their principal activities
of dancing in the streets
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tattooing
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manufacturing orange juice
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exterminating vermin
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watching excellent movies,
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and dancing in the streets!
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The important people in my life
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all lived in Tromaville.
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My Mum, - It's your Mummy! Melvin!
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My Freudian psychiatrist,
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I've been doing
some soul searching of my own.
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And most important, my best girl Claire.
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Although Claire was blind,
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her handicap didn't prevent her
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from being a real intellectual.
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Now that Tromaville had no crime,
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there was no work
for a super hero like me.
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There were no criminals left
for me to destroy.
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I took a job as concierge
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at the Tromaville Center for the blind,
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where Claire spent much of her time.
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It was the only way to make ends meet.
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Claire had the kind of end
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that you really wanted to meet.
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I was also athletic director
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at the Center of the blind,
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which kept me kind of busy.
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My duties included
organizing croquet games,
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planning rooftop nature walks,
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and refereeing basketball games.
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As rewarding as this work was,
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I have to admit I was pretty depressed.
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I missed the good old days
of criminal bashing.
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You know, beating up bad guys.
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Then... one day our lives
were thrown into upheaval.
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The peace and tranquillity
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to which we had grown accustomed
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was suddenly shattered!
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Claire.
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Yes, Mrs. Beasley.
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Oooh!
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Your boyfriend, the Toxic whatchihoosit,
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is melting all the silverware in the house.
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Oh, dear!
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Melvin!
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Melvin, you don't have to set
the table tonight.
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Why don't you clean the oven?
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OK, dear.
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I suppose you want me
to clean the toilets, too.
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Yes, dear. Thank you.
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Attention, all blind people.
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Lunch is now being served inside.
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All blind persons please find your way
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to the cafeteria.
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Poor Melvin.
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He's been so depressed lately.
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His psychiatrist says it's very important
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for him to feel needed.
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There just doesn't seem
to be any more evil
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in Tromaville for him to clean up.
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It's not good for him to feel useless.
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Mr. Chairman,
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that's the Toxic Avenger's girlfriend.
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Ha ha ha!
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He must be inside.
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OK.
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Give the order.
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OK, you, come on. Let's go.
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Mmmph!
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Get a receipt.
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Excuse me, miss.
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Oh, sorry.
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I got a package here
for the Toxic Avenger.
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He's inside working.
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Could you sign for it, please?
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OK.
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No. Right down here.
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OK. Thank you.
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What is it?
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Make sure he gets it,
because it's awfully big.
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It feels nice.
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Ohhh!
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Oh, Toxie! Oh! Oh!
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I have a surprise!
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I have a surprise for Toxie!
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He's going to be so excited.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Help me! Help me!
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I'm stuck! The lunch bell rang!
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Lady! Lady!
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Help me! I'm stuck!
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Let go of me! What are you, blind?
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Clarie! Clarie!
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Ha ha ha!
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Aaah!
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Clarie!
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Oh, my god! Mrs. Beasley!
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Mrs. Beasley! Are you all right?
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Aaah! Aaah!
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Oh, my god!
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Aaah!
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Help me! Help me!
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Come on! Let's go!
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Ha ha ha!
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All right!
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Man! That old lady, I wasted her!
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Good boy! We pulled it off.
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All right!
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Ha ha ha!
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I should be getting a
big raise out of this job.
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We made waste product
out of that Toxic bastard.
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I love to watch things blow up.
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Did you see that blast?
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Ha ha ha!
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That's the end of the Toxic Avenger.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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We're changing this town now!
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Did you see that blast?
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Oh, yeah.
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How are ya?
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Aaah!
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Grrr!
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Help!
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Grrr!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Aaah!
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Grrr!
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Messy, messy, messy!
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Get him!
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Come on! take him!
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He's yours.
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Grrr!
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Aaaah!
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Mmmph.
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Take this.
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Fuck this!
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Now you gotta deal with me,
Toxic asshole.
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Why, I ought a...
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Take him.
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Let's go. Get on with it.
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Come on!
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Get that Toxic Avenger.
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Come on!
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All the men we've got!
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He's all yours.
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Get that for the chief!
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Hey, Toxic.
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Hey, Toxic!
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Hey, Toxic!
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What's the matter? Can't you hear me?
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You slime bucket, you!
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Can't you hear me? Hey, Toxic!
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Yeah, kemo sabe.
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I can hear you.
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Can you hear me?
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Lucky for you, it's time
for my piano lesson.
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Take this, you savage, Toxic, you.
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Yeee!
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Ahhh!
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Ahhh!
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Aaah!
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One of our best men.
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Ya ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Grr!
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Ya!
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Yaa!
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Aaah!
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Grrr!
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What are you doing to me?
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After a long day of crime fighting,
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I like to play a little basketball.
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Grr!
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Hee hee hee!
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Oh, shit!
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I- I-I don't know.
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I mean, he's big.
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And we planned it well, and I
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I didn't know.
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Call a meeting of the board of directors,
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and fire the entire personnel department!
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He's coming. Let me in!
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Ohh!
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Waah!
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Oh, little baby.
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Don't cry. I got you.
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Let's go find your mummy.
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Aaah! Aaah! Oh, my god!
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Aaah! Aaah!
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Oh, my god! Where's my baby!
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Where is she? Where is she?
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Here you go, ma'am. Here's your baby.
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She was up a tree.
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Thank you, Toxic.
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They killed my Melvin.
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Melvin! They killed my Melvin!
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Oh, Melvin!
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Aaah! Aaah!
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Apocalypse Chemicals!
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Grrr!
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Claire! Claire!
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Claire!
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Are you all right?
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Thank God you're all right!
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I thought they killed you!
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What happened?
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I felt the heat and a terrible sound.
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And then I felt a head!
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Where is everyone?
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- Where's Mrs. Beasley?
- Clarie!
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They were...
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They were senselessly butchered!
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Ohh, Melvin!
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But at least I got the slime who did it.
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Oh, Melvin, you're wonderful.
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Oh, Claire.
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Claire may have thought
I was wonderful,
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but across the river in the big city
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there were some big people
who didn't think
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I was so wonderful.
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The Evil, Egomaniacal Chairman
of Apocalypse Incorporated,
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the massive, Multinational
Chemical Conglomerate
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plotting to destroy me
and take over Tromaville.
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As long as the Toxic Avenger lives,
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we will be prevented
from achieving our goals.
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We will never win over
the hearts and minds
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of all the little people of Tromaville,
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whom we need
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because without them,
we'll never take Tromaville.
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And without Tromaville,
we'll never take New York.
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And without New York,
we're just an infernal failure!
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Bu-bu-but, Boss, we can't kill him!
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We used enough explosives
to blow up an entire city.
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So what if our explosives had no effect.
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We are Apocalypse incorporated.
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We do not shrink at setbacks.
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We want the challenge!
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Gentlemen, as we speak,
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our research department
is studying his background,
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and we will come up
with a suitable demise
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for that Toxic troublemaker.
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And then
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I'll get a hold
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of that blonde, blind, bimbo,
whore, bitch girlfriend of his
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with those long legs-Ooh!
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And those melon-heavy breasts.
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I'd like to take her hair
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and wrap it around her neck!
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I want to strangle her
till her eyes bugged out!
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His real name is Melvin Junko.
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He was nothing but a puny janitor.
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At a health club.
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In reel two of the first movie,
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As a result of a harmless prank,
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Melvin fell into a barrel of toxic waste.
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This caused his tiny body to transform
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into a hideously deformed creature
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of superhuman size and strength.
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He became... The Toxic Avenger.
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Due to the toxic chemicals in his body,
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Melvin destroyed all the evil
in Tromaville.
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Tromaville actually became
a nice place to live.
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You see, the chemicals
in the Toxic Avenger's body
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cause him to automatically destroy evil.
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Our scientists say this is caused
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by weird particles in his body
called Tromations.
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To destroy the Toxic Avenger,
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we must destroy
the Tromations in his body.
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How do we conquer this tromation?
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Technology.
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And where do we find technology?
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Gentlemen, think.
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Cars...
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TVs...
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Walkmans.
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Japan!
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Anybody knows that if you
wany something to work,
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you buy a Japanese product.
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Even comic-book villains like us know
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if you want it done right,
you must turn to Japan.
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Scientists at the Apocalypse
Japanese Division
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will create an anti-tromaton,
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and then that will be it.
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That Toxic Avenger will just shrivel up
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like a prune.
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00:28:52,234 --> 00:28:54,330
Speaking of prunes,
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that girlfriend of his-Ha ha ha!
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I would just love to shrivel up
those melons of hers!
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Boy, I could get my hands on...
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00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,210
Wait a minute.
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You said this anit-tromaton substance
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is in Japan.
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Can we get this from Japan
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to New Jersey?
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That would be very chancy,
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considering its volatile nature.
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However, we have a plan
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to get the Toxic Avenger to Japan.
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He's been seeing a psychiatrist.
323
00:29:26,841 --> 00:29:29,291
We know he has complete faith in her.
324
00:29:29,443 --> 00:29:32,945
It's just a matter of determining her price.
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00:29:34,097 --> 00:29:35,394
No problem.
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00:29:35,446 --> 00:29:37,448
We'll get that jerk
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00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:41,364
no matter what.
328
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,303
Now, that is what I like to hear!
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00:29:47,992 --> 00:29:48,969
He.
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00:29:48,993 --> 00:29:49,994
Must
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00:29:50,046 --> 00:29:51,143
be.
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00:29:51,195 --> 00:29:53,196
Destroyed.
333
00:29:58,399 --> 00:29:59,547
Beating up bad guys
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00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,703
should've made me feel good
about myself,
335
00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:03,834
but back at our garden apartment,
336
00:30:03,861 --> 00:30:06,864
I was still experiencing
feeling of uselessness
337
00:30:07,116 --> 00:30:10,343
and subsegment bouts
of deep depression.
338
00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:13,169
So many innocent blind people had died
339
00:30:13,236 --> 00:30:15,605
before I could do anything to save them.
340
00:30:15,657 --> 00:30:18,723
I went into a real emotional tailspin.
341
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,576
I was in such a state,
Claire even suggested
342
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,839
I increase my psychiatrist visits
343
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,112
to eight times a week
344
00:30:25,353 --> 00:30:27,402
instead of the usual seven.
345
00:30:28,454 --> 00:30:30,956
This should make you feel better.
346
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,061
Ergh
347
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:38,982
Melvin,
348
00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:41,264
I made your favourite.
349
00:30:42,295 --> 00:30:43,896
It's your favourite!
350
00:30:44,248 --> 00:30:45,545
Ta-da!
351
00:30:46,097 --> 00:30:47,799
Chicken a la...
352
00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:49,849
Clorox.
353
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,601
Oh, well, all right.
354
00:30:59,269 --> 00:31:01,347
Melvin, must you always
355
00:31:01,371 --> 00:31:03,472
smother my cooking in drano
356
00:31:03,573 --> 00:31:05,575
before you even taste it?
357
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:07,247
I'm sorry, OK?
358
00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:11,197
I'm sorry, Claire.
359
00:31:12,049 --> 00:31:13,075
I
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00:31:13,099 --> 00:31:15,049
I just feel so useless.
361
00:31:15,201 --> 00:31:17,702
Oh, Melvin, you were great this morning.
362
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,280
The way you took apart
363
00:31:19,304 --> 00:31:20,854
all those smelly men.
364
00:31:23,106 --> 00:31:25,006
There's still evil in Tromaville
365
00:31:25,058 --> 00:31:26,607
for you to clean up.
366
00:31:26,673 --> 00:31:28,451
Plenty of evil for you!
367
00:31:28,475 --> 00:31:29,495
Grrgh.
368
00:31:38,783 --> 00:31:40,384
I should've been faster!
369
00:31:41,385 --> 00:31:44,387
All those innocent blind people
370
00:31:45,139 --> 00:31:46,889
are dead.
371
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:57,250
I couldn't snap out of my depression.
372
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:01,454
Usually I felt better
after Sunday church services,
373
00:32:01,506 --> 00:32:03,403
but not this time.
374
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:07,157
My psychiatrist had attributed
my emotional problems
375
00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:08,935
to the face that I was raised
376
00:32:08,987 --> 00:32:10,810
in a single-parent household,
377
00:32:10,977 --> 00:32:14,081
my father having left home
when I was a tiny baby.
378
00:32:20,804 --> 00:32:21,936
But I always felt
379
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,549
that Mum had more than filled the void
380
00:32:23,573 --> 00:32:25,070
when Dad left.
381
00:32:25,197 --> 00:32:27,800
Mum had been a great father figure.
382
00:32:32,904 --> 00:32:34,354
Uhh...
383
00:32:34,393 --> 00:32:37,695
The clouds of despair
followed me everywhere.
384
00:32:37,947 --> 00:32:39,345
Uhh...
385
00:32:40,591 --> 00:32:42,793
And I mean everywhere.
386
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:44,445
Uh!
387
00:32:46,195 --> 00:32:47,246
Oh!
388
00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:18,280
Please, darling,
389
00:34:18,304 --> 00:34:20,036
try to eat something. Eat.
390
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,361
There's some nice cleaning fluid
391
00:34:21,409 --> 00:34:22,784
under the sink.
392
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,276
I've got to go now.
393
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:28,002
I've got a bar mitzvah.
394
00:34:28,345 --> 00:34:29,547
Shall I bring you something
395
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:30,824
from the supermarket?
396
00:34:30,876 --> 00:34:33,150
Some sani-flush, maybe?
397
00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,129
Oy, oy, oy! Oh!
398
00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:37,302
It wasn't long
399
00:34:37,354 --> 00:34:39,956
before I became a genuine
emotional basket case.
400
00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:50,076
I was so depressed
401
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:52,803
that I didn't even notice
that my psychiatrist,
402
00:34:52,855 --> 00:34:54,905
who had always been a strict Freudian,
403
00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,854
suddenly began practising
404
00:34:56,906 --> 00:35:00,610
some kind of progressive
new gestalt psychotherapy.
405
00:35:01,553 --> 00:35:04,651
That the mind, though important,
406
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:10,708
is only one very small part of the whole.
407
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,010
The rest, Melvin, is the flesh!
408
00:35:13,062 --> 00:35:14,159
The flesh!
409
00:35:14,411 --> 00:35:16,861
The flesh and sex!
410
00:35:16,913 --> 00:35:18,414
It is sex which links us
411
00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:20,968
to our innermost selves.
412
00:35:20,992 --> 00:35:22,818
I should been suspicious.
413
00:35:22,943 --> 00:35:24,365
I should have surmised
414
00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:26,095
that the evil Apocalypse Corporation
415
00:35:26,119 --> 00:35:27,469
had bought her off,
416
00:35:27,521 --> 00:35:29,523
but because of
my monster-sized depression.
417
00:35:29,824 --> 00:35:31,173
I was like Putty,
418
00:35:31,225 --> 00:35:33,527
Toxic Putty in her hands.
419
00:35:34,228 --> 00:35:35,277
Wow!
420
00:35:36,288 --> 00:35:38,267
It all sounds so complicated.
421
00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:40,667
I mean, where would I begin?
422
00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:43,494
Oh, where we all must begin.
423
00:35:43,546 --> 00:35:44,748
And where's that?
424
00:35:44,772 --> 00:35:46,545
With your father!
425
00:35:48,029 --> 00:35:49,178
My father?
426
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,432
My father left when I was a child.
I don't even know him.
427
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:57,379
But that's only a very small obstacle.
428
00:35:57,431 --> 00:35:58,729
I've done some checking.
429
00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:01,883
I discovered that
your father Phineas T. Junko,
430
00:36:01,935 --> 00:36:05,661
better known as Big Mac,
431
00:36:05,713 --> 00:36:09,535
now lives in Tokyo, Japan.
432
00:36:10,483 --> 00:36:13,666
Oh. Tokyo, Japan. Give me his address,
433
00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:15,040
and I'll drop him a line.
434
00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:16,339
Oh, no, Melvin.
435
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:20,709
Oh, Melvin, this is getting tedious.
436
00:36:21,061 --> 00:36:24,063
You must go to him
and see him in person.
437
00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,041
Me? Go to Japan?
438
00:36:26,496 --> 00:36:28,970
Ohh! Uh-huh.
439
00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:32,374
If I go there and talk to my dad,
440
00:36:32,644 --> 00:36:34,094
I can work things out?
441
00:36:34,146 --> 00:36:36,695
Yes! Yes!
442
00:36:36,796 --> 00:36:38,297
Japan, yeah.
443
00:36:38,898 --> 00:36:41,400
But I have to leave Mum and Claire.
444
00:36:41,652 --> 00:36:43,802
On the other hand, I could see Dad.
445
00:36:43,854 --> 00:36:45,003
Daddy!
446
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,452
Daddy!
447
00:36:46,554 --> 00:36:48,055
Japan. Japan.
448
00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,807
But where is Japan?
449
00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,008
Ooh!
450
00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:05,131
That's delicious.
451
00:37:05,632 --> 00:37:07,633
I'm hungry.
452
00:37:16,149 --> 00:37:17,399
You know,
453
00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:20,453
if Tromaville's here,
454
00:37:21,053 --> 00:37:22,903
and Alaska's here,
455
00:37:23,255 --> 00:37:25,858
and Japan's all the way over here,
456
00:37:26,058 --> 00:37:27,510
then I'm going to have to travel
457
00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:30,062
over these big beautiful mountains.
458
00:37:31,195 --> 00:37:33,447
Wow. That's really far.
459
00:37:33,499 --> 00:37:35,699
I think that's even farther
460
00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:37,501
than Tromaville is to New York.
461
00:37:38,301 --> 00:37:41,604
Claire, I don't want to leave you.
462
00:37:42,256 --> 00:37:43,554
Oh, but, Melvin,
463
00:37:43,978 --> 00:37:45,980
I think your doctor's right.
464
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,982
If you don't go to Japan
and find your daddy,
465
00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:51,032
you'll never be happy.
466
00:37:51,684 --> 00:37:53,886
Don't worry about me, Melvin.
467
00:37:54,615 --> 00:37:56,113
I'll be all right.
468
00:37:56,165 --> 00:37:58,867
I'd be here loving you the whole time.
469
00:37:59,019 --> 00:38:00,569
Remember, Melvin,
470
00:38:00,921 --> 00:38:02,270
I love you.
471
00:38:02,422 --> 00:38:03,571
Grrr!
472
00:38:05,573 --> 00:38:07,574
How could you be so sure?
473
00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:09,576
Oh, well,
474
00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:13,379
My skin tingles all over
whenever I'm near you,
475
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:16,582
and I get little hot sensations
476
00:38:17,134 --> 00:38:18,783
all over my body.
477
00:38:19,184 --> 00:38:22,133
And sometimes, my mouth gets dry.
478
00:38:22,185 --> 00:38:25,489
That could just be a biochemical reflex.
479
00:38:25,641 --> 00:38:27,090
Oh, no, Melvin.
480
00:38:27,892 --> 00:38:33,295
Sometimes I see little electric flashes
481
00:38:33,347 --> 00:38:36,298
that light up the darkness.
482
00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:39,049
It's love, believe me.
483
00:38:39,101 --> 00:38:41,503
Now, stop worrying about me, Melvin.
484
00:38:42,117 --> 00:38:44,319
It's our last day together for a long while.
485
00:38:44,471 --> 00:38:46,022
What do you want to do?
486
00:39:05,049 --> 00:39:07,050
Ooh! Oh!
487
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:33,721
Ha ha ha!
488
00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:35,173
Grrr!
489
00:39:36,065 --> 00:39:38,014
I was in such a hurry to get to my father
490
00:39:38,066 --> 00:39:41,168
that I bypassed the regularly
scheduled airlines
491
00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:46,373
and took the fastest mode
of transportation to Japan.
492
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:03,643
At first I found it hard to believe
493
00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:05,593
that my dad was Japanese
494
00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:08,212
and that I was part Japanese.
495
00:40:08,664 --> 00:40:10,039
But that would explain
496
00:40:10,063 --> 00:40:13,344
why I've always had these
strange, non-American urges
497
00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:16,844
to work very hard, save money,
498
00:40:16,896 --> 00:40:19,621
and live without credit cards.
499
00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:25,104
Mummy and Claire were worried
that I didn't prepare properly
500
00:40:25,128 --> 00:40:27,004
for my trip to Tokyo,
501
00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:29,729
but I bought a book of Japanese phrases
502
00:40:29,781 --> 00:40:32,331
and rented a tape
of gidget goes to Tokyo.
503
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:35,534
What more did I need?
504
00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:48,770
There was one little boo-boo
in my travel plans.
505
00:40:48,956 --> 00:40:50,353
I forget my passport,
506
00:40:51,513 --> 00:40:53,515
so when I got to the Tokyo Harbor,
507
00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:55,965
I ditched my windsurf board
508
00:40:56,017 --> 00:40:59,320
and entered Tokyo Godzilla-style.
509
00:41:29,845 --> 00:41:33,747
Grrr!
510
00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,962
Grrr! Grrr!
511
00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:57,022
Am I in Paris or Tokyo?
512
00:41:57,046 --> 00:41:58,072
Let's see.
513
00:41:58,097 --> 00:42:00,600
Was I supposed to take
a left at the Panama Canal
514
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,027
or a right?
515
00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:04,302
I don't know.
516
00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,504
Let me start looking for my father.
517
00:42:46,819 --> 00:42:49,371
Because I couldn't speak
Japanese that well,
518
00:42:49,623 --> 00:42:52,323
a waiter back at the Tromaville Sushi Bar
519
00:42:52,424 --> 00:42:53,722
gave me a napkin
520
00:42:53,825 --> 00:42:56,204
with my father's name
written in Japanese
521
00:42:56,228 --> 00:42:58,830
so people could help me find my father.
522
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,038
Grrr!
523
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,745
Yoo hoo! Guys!
524
00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:26,871
Do you know where I could find
Mr. Mac Junko?
525
00:44:35,327 --> 00:44:36,578
Grrr!
526
00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:40,327
Even though I was far from home,
527
00:44:40,379 --> 00:44:42,581
I kept up all the good personal habits
528
00:44:42,633 --> 00:44:44,383
my mom had taught me.
529
00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:01,697
And so I continued
my search for my father.
530
00:46:11,026 --> 00:46:12,227
Hi.
531
00:46:13,728 --> 00:46:15,030
Thanks.
532
00:46:21,034 --> 00:46:23,437
Hmm. Those look good. Can I have one?
533
00:46:24,289 --> 00:46:25,587
What are they?
534
00:46:25,839 --> 00:46:28,941
Very popular Japanese snack
called Taiyaki.
535
00:46:28,993 --> 00:46:30,742
In shape of fish.
536
00:46:36,547 --> 00:46:37,548
Ah.
537
00:46:40,351 --> 00:46:41,352
Ah.
538
00:46:44,054 --> 00:46:45,054
Mmm.
539
00:46:45,155 --> 00:46:46,556
Mmm!
540
00:47:08,874 --> 00:47:11,325
As I was munching
on my delicious Taiyaki,
541
00:47:11,377 --> 00:47:14,277
suddenly my Tromations
began going Berserk.
542
00:47:18,082 --> 00:47:21,585
My body was reacting
to the presence of evil.
543
00:47:45,104 --> 00:47:46,605
Grrr!
544
00:47:57,414 --> 00:47:59,916
Oh, genki desu ka, guys?
545
00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:01,918
- Aah!
- Aah!
546
00:48:02,318 --> 00:48:03,819
Aah!
547
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:05,921
Rrrr!
548
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:11,654
Would you hold this, ma'am?
549
00:48:11,678 --> 00:48:13,578
My Tromatons are acting up.
550
00:48:14,255 --> 00:48:15,730
Here.
551
00:48:15,982 --> 00:48:17,405
Grrr!
552
00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:08,997
Aah!
553
00:50:38,422 --> 00:50:39,923
Aaah!
554
00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,627
Ita Nakimas.
555
00:50:51,832 --> 00:50:52,882
Sumi Masen.
556
00:50:52,934 --> 00:50:54,035
Sumi Masen, ladies.
557
00:50:54,087 --> 00:50:55,537
Uh, sumi Masen.
558
00:51:14,568 --> 00:51:16,070
Shabu! Shabu!
559
00:51:16,122 --> 00:51:18,086
No deki agari.
560
00:51:18,438 --> 00:51:20,716
I've got Japanese shabu shabu here,
561
00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:22,242
heavy on the veggies.
562
00:51:33,150 --> 00:51:34,651
Grrr!
563
00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:10,281
Aah!
564
00:52:26,284 --> 00:52:28,285
Fist lesson in electronics.
565
00:52:39,295 --> 00:52:42,998
Your going to be first human transmitter.
566
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,701
Shh!
567
00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:19,127
She's all yours.
568
00:53:28,229 --> 00:53:29,278
Many thanks.
569
00:53:31,282 --> 00:53:34,685
I'm forever in your debt, kind sir.
570
00:53:35,537 --> 00:53:36,838
Don't call me sir.
571
00:53:36,888 --> 00:53:39,791
My name is Melvin. Call me Melvin.
572
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,750
I am Masami.
573
00:53:42,151 --> 00:53:43,652
Hajima mashita.
574
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:49,060
You put yourself in terrible danger.
575
00:53:49,883 --> 00:53:52,185
Not many men would do that.
576
00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:54,236
Well, actually, I can't help it.
577
00:53:54,288 --> 00:53:55,484
What?
578
00:53:55,513 --> 00:53:58,495
I have these biochemical
particles in my body
579
00:53:58,519 --> 00:53:59,977
called Tromatons.
580
00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:02,201
So che è difficile da capire, ma
581
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,265
I had an accident a while back.
582
00:54:04,317 --> 00:54:06,567
It affected my biochemical makeup.
583
00:54:07,126 --> 00:54:09,352
Every time I sense evil,
584
00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:11,878
these Tromatons inside me
585
00:54:12,078 --> 00:54:14,080
force me to destroy it.
586
00:54:15,925 --> 00:54:19,328
Still, I must repay you for saving me.
587
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,931
I will do whatever you wish.
588
00:54:23,783 --> 00:54:25,008
Hmm?
589
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,333
Hey!
590
00:54:27,468 --> 00:54:29,670
How about helping me find my father?
591
00:54:30,022 --> 00:54:31,520
Big Mac Junko.
592
00:54:31,672 --> 00:54:35,475
Come. I have
many contacts on the street.
593
00:54:38,134 --> 00:54:41,637
Masami and I searched
all over Tokyo for my father.
594
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,289
Grrr!
595
00:54:44,033 --> 00:54:46,935
Let's go ask that
street-smart youth gang.
596
00:54:47,028 --> 00:54:48,353
Maybe they know.
597
00:54:48,931 --> 00:54:50,205
She introduced me
598
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,990
to all the tough and savvy street people.
599
00:54:53,501 --> 00:54:56,451
Do you know Mr. Big Mac Junko?
600
00:55:12,905 --> 00:55:14,855
Tokyo, like Tromaville,
601
00:55:14,907 --> 00:55:16,808
was also a nice place to live.
602
00:55:17,309 --> 00:55:19,688
The people had many
interesting activities,
603
00:55:19,712 --> 00:55:21,410
Like dancing in the streets.
604
00:55:22,013 --> 00:55:25,215
We didn't have much luck
finding my father.
605
00:55:25,716 --> 00:55:27,817
I really started to get bummed out.
606
00:55:28,911 --> 00:55:31,261
The people of Tokyo were terrific.
607
00:55:31,688 --> 00:55:34,038
They did everything they could
to cheer me up.
608
00:55:34,773 --> 00:55:38,577
I put on a happy face
and tried my best to have fun.
609
00:56:15,382 --> 00:56:16,631
I'm hungry.
610
00:56:17,547 --> 00:56:18,849
Oh, that looks good.
611
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,929
Here. Hold my mop.
612
00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:23,582
You wait here. I'll be right out.
613
00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:33,071
Grrr!
614
00:56:42,710 --> 00:56:44,813
Come on, follow me. Mmm.
615
00:56:46,658 --> 00:56:49,346
The plastic noodles
made my stomach full
616
00:56:49,385 --> 00:56:53,090
but without my father
my life would never be full.
617
00:56:58,893 --> 00:57:01,996
Do not be so sad, Mr. Melvin.
618
00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:07,124
We will find your father.
619
00:57:08,204 --> 00:57:12,207
I know. I know we will
but as if things weren't
620
00:57:12,256 --> 00:57:16,111
bad enough already all these people they
621
00:57:16,135 --> 00:57:20,060
keep staring at me. I feel so out of place.
622
00:57:22,511 --> 00:57:25,314
No problem. Come with me.
623
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:32,020
Pheww.
624
00:57:43,988 --> 00:57:45,415
Masami disguised me
625
00:57:45,439 --> 00:57:49,143
so I looked exactly like
a Typical Japanese Businessman.
626
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,564
Now I really fit right in.
627
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:53,787
I felt so much more comfortable.
628
00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:57,791
I looked and smelled so professional,
629
00:57:57,943 --> 00:58:00,343
I was sure Dad would be
real proud of me
630
00:58:00,795 --> 00:58:02,546
if I could only locate him.
631
00:58:09,151 --> 00:58:11,601
Meanwhile, back in Tromaville,
632
00:58:11,653 --> 00:58:14,555
the Chairman and his evil
Corporate Henchmen
633
00:58:14,655 --> 00:58:17,057
were taking advantage of my absence.
634
00:58:17,158 --> 00:58:20,159
Apocalypse Incorporated
moved back into Tromaville
635
00:58:20,411 --> 00:58:21,686
and systematically
636
00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:23,812
began spreading its Chemical Pollution
637
00:58:23,863 --> 00:58:25,764
all over the entire town.
638
00:58:28,366 --> 00:58:29,815
Let's make use
639
00:58:29,867 --> 00:58:31,970
of our newly acquired
property in Tromaville
640
00:58:32,022 --> 00:58:35,048
to expand our takeover project.
641
00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:38,375
I believe you all have work to do.
642
00:58:44,590 --> 00:58:47,626
In a display of incredibly evil arrogance,
643
00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:49,147
the name of our town
644
00:58:49,184 --> 00:58:53,034
was changed from Tromaville
to Apocalypseville,
645
00:58:53,186 --> 00:58:56,689
And the people were helpless
to do anything about it.
646
00:58:57,293 --> 00:58:59,245
Without me there to fight evil,
647
00:58:59,346 --> 00:59:01,000
Apocalypse Incorporated
648
00:59:01,024 --> 00:59:03,675
was able to take over all walks of life.
649
00:59:04,176 --> 00:59:07,179
They took control of
Tromaville's industrial life.
650
00:59:08,099 --> 00:59:09,248
Much worse,
651
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:12,302
they took control over
Tromaville's cultural life.
652
00:59:13,068 --> 00:59:15,519
The little people
of Tromaville were miserable.
653
00:59:15,557 --> 00:59:16,733
How was I to know?
654
00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:18,384
I was 10,000 miles away
655
00:59:18,408 --> 00:59:20,961
in a land where they eat plastic noodles.
656
00:59:21,445 --> 00:59:23,843
The Tromavillians tried
to protect their town
657
00:59:23,867 --> 00:59:25,865
from the Chemical Assault,
658
00:59:25,917 --> 00:59:29,717
but they were powerless against
the Chairman and his goons.
659
00:59:29,841 --> 00:59:31,418
People of Tromaville.
660
00:59:32,219 --> 00:59:33,745
You can't run away from Chemicals
661
00:59:33,769 --> 00:59:35,771
with though running away
from yourselves.
662
00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:40,619
I say, let's give back to nature
663
00:59:40,826 --> 00:59:42,976
what came from nature.
664
00:59:43,177 --> 00:59:48,681
Let's put back into the air
and the water and the earth.
665
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,910
All the chemicals.
666
00:59:50,934 --> 00:59:55,237
The fluorocarbons, the DDT, the Dioxin
667
00:59:55,289 --> 00:59:59,088
that lay there for centuries undisturbed
668
00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:03,245
before there was man
to come and pluck them out
669
01:00:03,745 --> 01:00:05,896
and use them for his own purposes.
670
01:00:07,285 --> 01:00:10,787
The little people of Tromaville
bravely tried to stand tall.
671
01:00:10,851 --> 01:00:12,028
They could do nothing
672
01:00:12,052 --> 01:00:14,654
against the running dogs of big business.
673
01:00:15,855 --> 01:00:16,932
Protest Rally!
674
01:00:16,956 --> 01:00:19,779
Help us stop the Apocalypse Corporation,
now!
675
01:00:20,203 --> 01:00:23,038
Everybody, there's a big meeting tonight.
Help us to find a solution.
676
01:00:23,573 --> 01:00:24,738
The Apocalypse Corporation
677
01:00:24,762 --> 01:00:27,012
is building a Chemical Plant in our park.
678
01:00:27,264 --> 01:00:29,266
Help us get ride of
the Apocalypse Corporation!
679
01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:31,617
They want to building a Chemical Plant
in our park.
680
01:00:31,718 --> 01:00:32,816
Stop Apocalypse!
681
01:00:32,868 --> 01:00:34,066
Help us get rid of them!
682
01:00:34,090 --> 01:00:35,840
Please, keep your neighbourhood safe.
683
01:00:35,972 --> 01:00:38,150
Stop Apocalypse from
building a Chemical Plant.
684
01:00:38,174 --> 01:00:40,476
Fight the Apocalypse Corporation.
685
01:00:41,424 --> 01:00:43,623
Everybody, the Apocalypse Corporation
686
01:00:43,679 --> 01:00:45,981
wants to put a Chemical Plant
here in your park!
687
01:00:46,005 --> 01:00:47,505
Help us of stop him.
688
01:00:55,788 --> 01:00:58,290
Some gutsy people tried to resist,
689
01:00:58,342 --> 01:01:00,240
but without me there,
690
01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:02,594
All efforts proved hopeless.
691
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:07,813
This park is condemned, kid.
692
01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:09,425
You can't condemn a park.
693
01:01:09,477 --> 01:01:11,149
Oh, yeah? Just watch us.
694
01:01:11,801 --> 01:01:13,503
That be your horse over there?
695
01:01:13,555 --> 01:01:15,205
Yeah. No pollution.
696
01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:17,805
Peace.
697
01:01:17,990 --> 01:01:19,991
Well, that's the next to go.
698
01:01:26,313 --> 01:01:28,315
What's that smell?
699
01:01:28,367 --> 01:01:29,416
Addicts!
700
01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:31,818
You see what they're smoking?
701
01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:32,967
They're smoking crap.
702
01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:35,697
Right. They're crap addicts.
703
01:01:35,721 --> 01:01:39,024
We won't let this Apocalypse
Corporation stop us.
704
01:01:39,076 --> 01:01:40,525
Meet you back here later.
705
01:01:40,788 --> 01:01:42,738
Walk on. Walk on.
706
01:01:52,198 --> 01:01:54,348
And those forthright Tromavillians
707
01:01:54,435 --> 01:01:57,239
that Apocalypse Incorporated
couldn't control,
708
01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,240
they crushed.
709
01:02:19,057 --> 01:02:21,255
We never had drugs in Tromaville
710
01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:24,058
before this Apocalypse
Corporation moved in.
711
01:02:24,082 --> 01:02:26,031
We're alone in our place now.
712
01:02:26,063 --> 01:02:27,564
They can't get us here.
713
01:02:51,303 --> 01:02:53,053
We did a good job, eh, boss?
714
01:02:53,085 --> 01:02:56,988
Not bad. Could have
been a bit more violent.
715
01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:59,066
Can we get a promotion now, boss?
716
01:02:59,090 --> 01:03:00,591
Huh? Huh? Huh?
717
01:03:02,143 --> 01:03:03,545
Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
718
01:03:03,694 --> 01:03:06,372
In fact, I'm looking for a couple
of executive types
719
01:03:06,396 --> 01:03:07,397
like yourselves
720
01:03:07,986 --> 01:03:10,439
to help turn
the Tromaville Bird Sanctuary
721
01:03:10,552 --> 01:03:12,001
into a fluorocarbon plant.
722
01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:34,298
Mum, who are these people?
723
01:03:37,622 --> 01:03:40,725
Oh, please. This park is our home.
724
01:03:40,777 --> 01:03:43,503
Can't you please help the homeless?
725
01:03:43,555 --> 01:03:45,930
Can't you please lend us a buck?
726
01:03:47,063 --> 01:03:49,564
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be."
727
01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:50,833
Shakespeare.
728
01:03:51,633 --> 01:03:54,635
"Fuck you." David Mamet.
729
01:04:00,013 --> 01:04:02,142
Masami and I got our big break
730
01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:05,068
when we were directed
to the Skiji Fish Market.
731
01:04:06,497 --> 01:04:08,996
Well. This is it.
732
01:04:09,148 --> 01:04:10,899
Your father is here, Melvin.
733
01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:13,430
I know it's hard to believe.
734
01:04:13,454 --> 01:04:16,004
Here? In the Fish Market?
735
01:04:16,506 --> 01:04:17,903
Wow!
736
01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:20,633
We were told that my father
737
01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:22,559
worked somewhere
in that neighbourhood.
738
01:04:29,062 --> 01:04:30,611
The Skiji Fish Market
739
01:04:30,665 --> 01:04:33,115
was some big-scale operation.
740
01:04:33,167 --> 01:04:35,770
There were more smelly
dead fish in there
741
01:04:35,822 --> 01:04:36,919
than there were
742
01:04:37,071 --> 01:04:39,172
in the Tromaville City Council.
743
01:04:39,473 --> 01:04:42,251
The fact that my father worked with fish
744
01:04:42,275 --> 01:04:44,125
and probably had to wash his hands
745
01:04:44,178 --> 01:04:45,878
16 times a day
746
01:04:46,578 --> 01:04:49,281
made me even more curious about him.
747
01:04:49,832 --> 01:04:51,581
What does he look like?
748
01:04:51,883 --> 01:04:53,785
Did you find anything else out
about him?
749
01:04:53,837 --> 01:04:54,912
Where is he?
750
01:04:54,936 --> 01:04:56,786
Is he big or small?
751
01:04:57,375 --> 01:04:59,066
No one wants to talk much
752
01:04:59,090 --> 01:05:00,540
about Mac Junko,
753
01:05:01,687 --> 01:05:07,091
only that he is called Big Mac.
754
01:05:07,496 --> 01:05:08,897
Big Mac.
755
01:05:09,098 --> 01:05:11,048
My dad Big Mac.
756
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,301
Well, let's find him.
757
01:05:15,002 --> 01:05:16,228
One of the fish cutters
758
01:05:16,252 --> 01:05:18,230
told us that Big Mac could be found
759
01:05:18,254 --> 01:05:20,260
on the Skutajima Fishing Bridge
760
01:05:20,335 --> 01:05:22,588
right behind the Skiji Fish Market,
761
01:05:22,612 --> 01:05:24,161
where the fish boats dock.
762
01:05:24,284 --> 01:05:26,785
This was where he ran his fish business.
763
01:05:27,141 --> 01:05:30,391
Finally, I was going to be
reunited with my father.
764
01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:33,298
I was overcome with Joy.
765
01:05:33,322 --> 01:05:37,225
What a beautiful moment
for a loving son.
766
01:05:54,835 --> 01:05:56,637
Melvin. Look over there.
767
01:05:59,239 --> 01:06:01,040
It's him! It's really him!
768
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,041
My father, finally!
769
01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,120
My search is over.
770
01:06:05,144 --> 01:06:07,646
Oh, he looks like a Big Teddy Bear.
771
01:06:08,046 --> 01:06:09,547
I love him already!
772
01:06:09,848 --> 01:06:12,249
Dad! It's me, Melvin!
773
01:06:12,601 --> 01:06:13,670
Daddy!
774
01:06:16,253 --> 01:06:17,454
Melvin!
775
01:06:18,254 --> 01:06:20,657
My boy! My son!
776
01:06:25,550 --> 01:06:26,751
Come here.
777
01:06:26,861 --> 01:06:30,864
Suddenly, there he was-
my long-lost father.
778
01:06:31,116 --> 01:06:35,068
This was to be the greatest
moment of my life.
779
01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:39,071
I couldn't wait to hold him in my arms.
780
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:49,252
As I joyfully embraced my long-lost dad,
781
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:53,783
suddenly my Tromatons went
into a horrendous reaction.
782
01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,685
There was evil present,
783
01:06:55,985 --> 01:07:00,487
and horror of horrors,
that evil was my father.
784
01:07:24,361 --> 01:07:25,361
Cocaine!
785
01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:28,612
He is smuggling cocaine in fish!
786
01:07:28,664 --> 01:07:29,713
Cocaine!
787
01:07:33,316 --> 01:07:35,818
He is smuggling cocaine in fish!
788
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,070
Grr! Grr!
789
01:07:40,122 --> 01:07:43,072
Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr!
790
01:07:43,791 --> 01:07:45,718
It was at that very moment
791
01:07:45,742 --> 01:07:47,994
that I learned what it was to plunge
792
01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:50,206
from the heady heights of ecstasy
793
01:07:50,230 --> 01:07:53,233
to the dismal depths of despair.
794
01:07:53,785 --> 01:07:57,136
My long-lost dad was a bum.
795
01:07:58,288 --> 01:07:59,713
Let's get that guy
796
01:07:59,737 --> 01:08:01,540
even if he is my dad.
797
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:03,589
- Aah!
- Aah!
798
01:08:03,641 --> 01:08:05,119
We followed my father
799
01:08:05,143 --> 01:08:07,544
around the block to his headquarters
800
01:08:07,696 --> 01:08:10,147
at the Fisherman's Shrine.
801
01:08:12,701 --> 01:08:13,749
I can't believe it!
802
01:08:14,249 --> 01:08:16,500
My own father smuggling drugs!
803
01:08:16,952 --> 01:08:22,957
Oh, it's only a small part of my business,
804
01:08:23,357 --> 01:08:28,838
only a bit better
than the white-slave trade.
805
01:08:28,862 --> 01:08:30,059
Ha ha ha!
806
01:08:30,263 --> 01:08:31,613
White-slave trade, too?
807
01:08:32,665 --> 01:08:34,667
Smuggling drugs, with slavery.
808
01:08:34,719 --> 01:08:36,168
Shut up!
809
01:08:43,466 --> 01:08:44,917
You jerk! You hit Masami!
810
01:08:45,275 --> 01:08:47,226
Are you OK? Are you all right?
811
01:08:47,278 --> 01:08:51,081
Don't you want to see
my greatest accomplishment?
812
01:08:54,142 --> 01:08:55,671
It was bad enough to discover
813
01:08:55,695 --> 01:08:58,145
that my father was a drug smuggler,
814
01:08:58,187 --> 01:09:02,491
but even worse, I found out
he smoked cheap, smelly cigers.
815
01:09:04,010 --> 01:09:06,661
This, my boy, is that we are doing
816
01:09:06,694 --> 01:09:09,043
in a lousy fish market
817
01:09:10,195 --> 01:09:15,601
collecting fish oils to be used
in the production of...
818
01:09:16,807 --> 01:09:18,809
Antitromaton.
819
01:09:19,056 --> 01:09:20,505
Grr!
820
01:09:20,571 --> 01:09:23,073
There is enough anti-tromation
821
01:09:23,589 --> 01:09:24,950
in there
822
01:09:25,059 --> 01:09:27,757
to cause a chain reaction
823
01:09:27,809 --> 01:09:30,613
that will actually change the nucleir
824
01:09:30,813 --> 01:09:34,016
of those toxic particles of yours,
825
01:09:34,216 --> 01:09:37,667
breaking down the elements of your body
826
01:09:38,219 --> 01:09:42,223
and turning you
into a harmless puddle of...
827
01:09:44,024 --> 01:09:45,025
Well
828
01:09:45,725 --> 01:09:49,028
we don't quite know yet
829
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,177
do we?
830
01:09:51,111 --> 01:09:55,916
But first my boys want to play with you.
831
01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:04,491
Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin!
832
01:10:04,641 --> 01:10:07,043
Don't worry. Don't worry.
I can handle this.
833
01:10:07,795 --> 01:10:09,445
All right. guys!
834
01:10:09,846 --> 01:10:11,247
Banzai!
835
01:10:17,752 --> 01:10:18,753
Bonsai.
836
01:10:42,773 --> 01:10:44,273
Aah!
837
01:10:46,275 --> 01:10:47,276
Grr!
838
01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:52,280
Grr! Grr!
839
01:11:39,931 --> 01:11:41,009
Big Mac!
840
01:11:41,033 --> 01:11:42,234
Where are you?
841
01:11:43,323 --> 01:11:44,323
Grr!
842
01:11:45,324 --> 01:11:46,525
Whoa!
843
01:11:47,026 --> 01:11:48,527
- Grr!
- Ahh!
844
01:11:50,427 --> 01:11:51,428
Grr!
845
01:11:52,029 --> 01:11:53,530
Ahh!
846
01:12:00,437 --> 01:12:02,238
Hehehehe.
847
01:12:06,341 --> 01:12:07,842
- Aha!
- Grr!
848
01:12:07,894 --> 01:12:09,344
- Ahh!
- Grr!
849
01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:11,346
Ahh!
850
01:12:30,361 --> 01:12:32,863
A a a a a a a a a a a a ah!
851
01:12:45,074 --> 01:12:46,975
Oh, nice.
852
01:12:49,177 --> 01:12:50,178
Grr!
853
01:12:51,979 --> 01:12:53,180
Come on.
854
01:12:57,384 --> 01:12:58,885
Ah, yahh!
855
01:13:01,387 --> 01:13:02,388
Grr!
856
01:13:07,490 --> 01:13:08,991
Aaaaaaaaaah!
857
01:13:28,409 --> 01:13:30,411
- Ahh!
- Grr!
858
01:13:32,613 --> 01:13:34,615
- Ahh!
- Grr!
859
01:13:37,915 --> 01:13:39,915
Come on, come on.
860
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:43,161
Grr!
861
01:14:09,456 --> 01:14:11,858
Come on, come on. Let's get out of here.
862
01:14:12,021 --> 01:14:13,971
Oh, No! It's Kabuki-man!
863
01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,253
I'll be right back.
864
01:14:38,467 --> 01:14:39,968
Hey!
865
01:14:40,469 --> 01:14:41,470
En garde!
866
01:15:12,996 --> 01:15:13,996
Heya!
867
01:15:56,031 --> 01:15:57,732
Aah!
868
01:17:05,581 --> 01:17:07,082
Grr! Grr!
869
01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:12,094
Eeyah!
870
01:17:15,175 --> 01:17:16,676
Aah!
871
01:17:30,209 --> 01:17:31,209
Aah!
872
01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:45,121
Aah! Aah! Aah!
873
01:18:35,307 --> 01:18:36,308
Grr!
874
01:18:37,999 --> 01:18:39,500
Melvin, my boy
875
01:18:41,130 --> 01:18:45,634
I'd like you to meet one of our accidents.
876
01:18:46,024 --> 01:18:48,922
In developing anti-tromaton.
877
01:18:50,455 --> 01:18:54,458
He's a handsome fellow, isn't he, Toxie?
878
01:19:42,484 --> 01:19:44,485
Sashini anyone?
879
01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:48,223
Grr! Grr! Grr!
880
01:19:51,593 --> 01:19:54,354
Don't you know who you're dealing with?
881
01:19:54,378 --> 01:19:55,826
You can't win...
882
01:19:57,030 --> 01:19:59,731
Smelvin!
883
01:19:59,783 --> 01:20:00,909
Smelvin?
884
01:20:00,933 --> 01:20:02,282
Don't call me Smelvin!
885
01:20:02,334 --> 01:20:04,836
My name is Melvin! Call me Melvin!
886
01:20:06,071 --> 01:20:08,445
Psychologically, I felt uncomfortable
887
01:20:08,469 --> 01:20:10,971
about the possibility
of fighting my own father.
888
01:20:11,822 --> 01:20:13,519
I felt even more uncomfortable
889
01:20:13,543 --> 01:20:16,645
when my father suddenly began
taking his clothes off,
890
01:20:17,335 --> 01:20:19,437
then he started futzing with his hair,
891
01:20:19,499 --> 01:20:21,597
and before I could say Sigmund Freud,
892
01:20:21,649 --> 01:20:25,052
my father put on this-this-this dipper!
893
01:20:25,104 --> 01:20:27,255
To see my own father in a dipper...
894
01:20:27,307 --> 01:20:31,158
Whoa! What a Toxic head-trip!
895
01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:34,787
I am the Big Mac.
896
01:20:35,925 --> 01:20:39,350
I am the Big Cheese.
897
01:20:40,666 --> 01:20:47,771
You might say that I am the
Big Mac with cheese.
898
01:20:47,823 --> 01:20:48,872
Heh heh heh!
899
01:20:53,676 --> 01:20:55,178
Grr! Grr!
900
01:21:30,123 --> 01:21:31,224
Okey-dokey.
901
01:21:31,359 --> 01:21:32,609
Oh, okey-dokey.
902
01:21:43,465 --> 01:21:45,015
And now
903
01:21:45,110 --> 01:21:48,812
it's bedtime, Smelvin.
904
01:22:30,857 --> 01:22:32,859
Melvin! Melvin!
905
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,531
Aaah!
906
01:23:01,382 --> 01:23:02,383
Aaah!
907
01:23:17,896 --> 01:23:20,346
Masami knew little about anti-tromaton
908
01:23:20,598 --> 01:23:24,101
or its deleterious effects on
a hideously deformed creature
909
01:23:24,153 --> 01:23:27,652
of superhuman size
and strength like myself.
910
01:23:27,804 --> 01:23:31,808
But since my condition resulted
from a Sumo Situation,
911
01:23:32,074 --> 01:23:34,576
she wisely took me to a Sumo Gym,
912
01:23:34,876 --> 01:23:36,474
where I was rehabilitated
913
01:23:36,513 --> 01:23:40,316
thanks to a program of ancient
Sumo Homeopatic Remedies,
914
01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:44,630
Sumo Philosophy,
and Sumo Physical Exercise.
915
01:23:45,607 --> 01:23:48,458
My name is Shochikuyama.
916
01:23:57,228 --> 01:24:00,931
You must first learn Purifying Ritual.
917
01:24:09,038 --> 01:24:14,142
First, we stamp out the Evil Spirits.
918
01:24:23,150 --> 01:24:25,251
Then we gargle
919
01:24:30,355 --> 01:24:32,357
the Power Water.
920
01:24:37,226 --> 01:24:39,027
And scatter...
921
01:24:42,465 --> 01:24:44,867
Purifying salt.
922
01:24:58,278 --> 01:25:01,480
The next step is Nintai
923
01:25:01,532 --> 01:25:03,983
Patience and tolerance.
924
01:25:07,086 --> 01:25:10,136
If your opponent is an equal,
925
01:25:10,488 --> 01:25:15,392
you must be sure to make the first move.
926
01:25:28,065 --> 01:25:31,067
You have served mankind
927
01:25:31,157 --> 01:25:33,508
by killing Mac Junko.
928
01:25:34,008 --> 01:25:40,513
We offer you the Mawashi
and Sagari of our Heya.
929
01:25:43,077 --> 01:25:45,027
Oh, domo a rig a to.
930
01:25:45,116 --> 01:25:48,919
I thank you for your kindness
and your instruction,
931
01:25:49,471 --> 01:25:51,121
and you saved my life.
932
01:25:51,523 --> 01:25:54,525
But I killed my own father,
933
01:25:54,577 --> 01:25:56,626
and I am unworthy.
934
01:25:58,324 --> 01:25:59,524
I will never forget you,
935
01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:02,031
but I must leave now.
936
01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:04,190
Sayonara.
937
01:26:12,022 --> 01:26:14,024
Good-bye, Melvin.
938
01:26:14,141 --> 01:26:16,142
I won't forget you.
939
01:26:16,194 --> 01:26:18,420
Sayonara, Masami.
940
01:26:18,472 --> 01:26:20,594
Kimi no kotowa.
941
01:26:20,646 --> 01:26:23,148
Isho wa suri nai, Sayonara.
942
01:26:27,565 --> 01:26:29,066
Ah, let's see.
943
01:26:29,105 --> 01:26:30,531
Nintai
944
01:26:30,555 --> 01:26:34,156
Patience and tolerance.
945
01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:36,284
Make the first move.
946
01:26:36,436 --> 01:26:38,649
Patience and tolerance.
947
01:26:38,701 --> 01:26:40,762
Make the first move.
948
01:26:45,313 --> 01:26:48,415
Back home, the boot-licking
bourgeois bullies
949
01:26:48,483 --> 01:26:51,286
of corporate corruption had their way
950
01:26:51,310 --> 01:26:53,533
with the little people of Tromaville.
951
01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:57,203
Apocalypse Incorporated had little trouble
952
01:26:57,378 --> 01:26:59,656
attaining its goal of total ownership
953
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,581
of everything and everyone.
954
01:27:02,833 --> 01:27:03,858
Ughh!
955
01:27:03,882 --> 01:27:04,883
Aah!
956
01:27:17,608 --> 01:27:19,109
Mama!
957
01:27:27,874 --> 01:27:29,616
Drop that flowerpot!
958
01:27:30,387 --> 01:27:31,787
Heh heh heh!
959
01:27:49,425 --> 01:27:53,030
You can't take this church,
and you can't take our town!
960
01:27:53,175 --> 01:27:56,125
There are no leverage buyouts
in a house of God!
961
01:28:03,131 --> 01:28:06,034
Aw, are you hungry?
Would you like some French bread?
962
01:28:06,086 --> 01:28:07,735
It's fresh-baked-Hey! Hey!
963
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,142
Hey! Hey! Cut it out!
964
01:28:17,594 --> 01:28:20,044
Ow! Ow! Can you help us?
965
01:28:20,196 --> 01:28:22,146
Aah! Aah! Aah!
966
01:28:22,646 --> 01:28:24,125
Hey, what are you guys doing?
967
01:28:24,149 --> 01:28:25,449
What do you think you're doing?
968
01:28:25,650 --> 01:28:26,700
Aah!
969
01:28:26,752 --> 01:28:27,777
Hey!
970
01:28:27,829 --> 01:28:28,902
Oh!
971
01:28:29,353 --> 01:28:30,504
My leg!
972
01:28:30,656 --> 01:28:31,855
Huh?
973
01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:38,360
Ha ha ha!
974
01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,810
As I went back home,
975
01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:46,640
I could not get over the fact
976
01:28:46,664 --> 01:28:48,866
that I had killed my own father!
977
01:28:48,966 --> 01:28:51,944
I felt so guilty, but I felt a lot worse
978
01:28:51,968 --> 01:28:54,821
when I saw
what Apocalypse Incorporated
979
01:28:54,873 --> 01:28:57,474
had done to Tromaville in my absence.
980
01:29:25,243 --> 01:29:26,792
Oops! I almost forgot.
981
01:29:26,844 --> 01:29:28,546
I've got to sort the laundry.
982
01:29:49,407 --> 01:29:50,963
Who's that? Melvin?
983
01:29:50,988 --> 01:29:52,485
Melvin, are you back from Japan?
984
01:29:54,713 --> 01:29:56,714
Melvin? Melvin, is that you?
985
01:29:57,366 --> 01:29:59,916
Melvin. Melvin, is that you?
986
01:30:00,068 --> 01:30:01,818
Back from Japan?
987
01:30:02,615 --> 01:30:05,117
Melvin, your muscles feel-
They feel nice,
988
01:30:05,169 --> 01:30:06,894
but they feel a little smaller.
989
01:30:07,146 --> 01:30:08,819
Melvin, what happened to you?
990
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:11,223
Have you been eating
that funny fish from Japan?
991
01:30:11,624 --> 01:30:13,874
That-That Sushi?
992
01:30:14,283 --> 01:30:16,860
Melvin, Melvin, why don't you
speak to me?
993
01:30:16,884 --> 01:30:18,086
I missed you so much.
994
01:30:20,098 --> 01:30:22,076
Hey, that's not you, Melvin!
995
01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:23,301
Have a seat.
996
01:30:26,131 --> 01:30:27,380
We're the new guard, honey.
997
01:30:27,432 --> 01:30:30,736
You could say we was moving in
on your territory.
998
01:30:31,688 --> 01:30:35,238
This is where she lives? What a dump.
999
01:30:35,390 --> 01:30:37,788
Absolutely fascinating.
1000
01:30:38,782 --> 01:30:42,087
This place, it needs a lot of work.
1001
01:30:42,327 --> 01:30:44,725
And we're taking over.
1002
01:30:45,762 --> 01:30:48,212
I've been waiting and waiting
1003
01:30:48,264 --> 01:30:50,867
to get a hold of these yellow locks
1004
01:30:50,919 --> 01:30:54,069
and these melon-heavy breasts.
1005
01:30:54,970 --> 01:30:56,419
- Woo!
- Woo!
1006
01:30:56,571 --> 01:30:58,072
- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!
1007
01:31:01,875 --> 01:31:04,527
The bitch broke my nail!
1008
01:31:05,479 --> 01:31:07,780
Let me kill her now, boss.
1009
01:31:08,981 --> 01:31:12,622
Melvin!
1010
01:31:13,584 --> 01:31:14,586
Melvin.
1011
01:31:15,138 --> 01:31:16,536
Grrr.
1012
01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:20,791
Whoa! I've got
a Toxic Explosive for you, baby.
1013
01:31:23,294 --> 01:31:24,295
Melvin!
1014
01:31:42,709 --> 01:31:44,210
Bad, bad girl!
1015
01:31:49,815 --> 01:31:52,618
Melvin, let's talk about this.
1016
01:31:53,470 --> 01:31:55,319
I've been hurt! Let's go!
1017
01:31:55,471 --> 01:31:56,520
Melvin!
1018
01:31:58,622 --> 01:31:59,824
Bitch!
1019
01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:15,137
I'm going to break you in half
like a fucking wishbone.
1020
01:32:15,289 --> 01:32:18,039
Get off of me, you whore!
1021
01:32:21,242 --> 01:32:24,090
You crazy bitch!
1022
01:32:24,142 --> 01:32:27,945
You blind bimbo bitch!
1023
01:32:29,348 --> 01:32:31,349
Look, Melvin, I'm helping.
1024
01:32:35,212 --> 01:32:36,263
Melvin.
1025
01:32:36,315 --> 01:32:37,315
Claire.
1026
01:32:38,315 --> 01:32:39,716
Oh, my Melvin.
1027
01:32:40,317 --> 01:32:42,418
Nobody messes with the bad girls.
1028
01:32:45,321 --> 01:32:46,422
Oh, Melvin.
1029
01:32:58,194 --> 01:33:02,547
But now Toxie was back home,
and I wasted no time.
1030
01:33:03,099 --> 01:33:05,301
I immediately set about
cleaning up Tromaville.
1031
01:33:06,239 --> 01:33:08,589
The good citizens rallied to support me.
1032
01:33:12,145 --> 01:33:13,193
Yeah!
1033
01:33:28,648 --> 01:33:31,098
When the Chairman saw that I was back
1034
01:33:31,150 --> 01:33:34,152
and that his best-laid plans
had gone astray,
1035
01:33:34,304 --> 01:33:37,355
he decided that
if he couldn't own Tromaville,
1036
01:33:37,655 --> 01:33:40,658
then he was going to destroy Tromaville.
1037
01:33:41,158 --> 01:33:42,837
The evil Chairman Summoned
1038
01:33:42,861 --> 01:33:45,563
his craziest and most violent henchman.
1039
01:33:46,215 --> 01:33:48,064
The Dark Rider.
1040
01:33:49,993 --> 01:33:51,995
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
1041
01:33:52,595 --> 01:33:54,545
Ah ha ha ha ha!
1042
01:33:54,997 --> 01:33:56,974
With 300 pounds of Nitroglycerin
1043
01:33:56,998 --> 01:33:58,299
strapped to his body,
1044
01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,026
the Dark Rider was ordered
1045
01:34:00,050 --> 01:34:02,831
to crash into the Tromaville City Hall
1046
01:34:02,855 --> 01:34:05,354
and blow the entire town to Smithereens.
1047
01:34:06,506 --> 01:34:10,010
If the Dark Rider succeeded
in blowing up Tromaville,
1048
01:34:10,162 --> 01:34:14,112
Mum, Claire, and all my friends
would be killed.
1049
01:34:15,064 --> 01:34:17,563
Even worse, if Tromaville was destroyed,
1050
01:34:18,215 --> 01:34:21,019
there would never be
a Toxic Avenger Part III.
1051
01:34:21,471 --> 01:34:22,596
Stop!
1052
01:34:23,348 --> 01:34:24,521
Oh!
1053
01:34:26,153 --> 01:34:27,977
- Hey, what the-
- Sorry about that, Cabby.
1054
01:34:28,102 --> 01:34:29,580
I'm the Toxic Avenger.
1055
01:34:32,151 --> 01:34:34,252
Ho-ho-holy shit.
1056
01:34:34,952 --> 01:34:36,053
Now, let's get that guy.
1057
01:34:38,305 --> 01:34:39,455
Look out.
1058
01:34:41,257 --> 01:34:42,307
Senoir citizens.
1059
01:34:42,559 --> 01:34:45,361
Pardon me, ma'am, sir. I need your cab.
1060
01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:47,689
Cabby, I'm the Toxic Avenger.
1061
01:34:47,713 --> 01:34:49,213
We must save Tromaville.
1062
01:34:49,263 --> 01:34:51,215
Follow that villain on the motorcycle
1063
01:34:51,267 --> 01:34:54,268
and put the pedal to the metal. Let's go!
1064
01:34:56,187 --> 01:34:58,089
For this I left the south Bronx?
1065
01:35:33,566 --> 01:35:35,468
I hope I get a good tip out of this.
1066
01:35:42,593 --> 01:35:43,744
Step on it, Cabby.
1067
01:35:43,796 --> 01:35:44,896
He went that way.
1068
01:35:45,648 --> 01:35:46,672
Hurry up!
1069
01:35:46,824 --> 01:35:47,897
Step on it!
1070
01:35:54,504 --> 01:35:55,504
Wait!
1071
01:35:59,608 --> 01:36:02,610
Ah ah ah!
1072
01:36:21,025 --> 01:36:24,629
Whoa! Step on it, Cabby. Whoa!
1073
01:36:31,134 --> 01:36:32,134
Whoa!
1074
01:36:35,947 --> 01:36:37,849
I'll fix it later.
1075
01:36:38,301 --> 01:36:39,350
Aah!
1076
01:36:44,354 --> 01:36:45,803
Herman, you dumb schmuck.
1077
01:36:45,855 --> 01:36:48,158
We should have gone
to the French restaurant.
1078
01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:52,560
Shut up, Sadie.
We're going Chinese. It's cheaper.
1079
01:36:52,761 --> 01:36:54,762
Some wedding anniversary.
1080
01:36:57,364 --> 01:36:58,615
Aah!
1081
01:36:58,667 --> 01:36:59,867
Whoa!
1082
01:37:05,053 --> 01:37:07,054
OK, kids. Cross at the green.
1083
01:37:07,106 --> 01:37:08,831
Now, kids. Wait.
1084
01:37:08,883 --> 01:37:10,557
Hey, what the.
1085
01:37:10,995 --> 01:37:12,995
No, no, no! Slow down.
1086
01:37:14,060 --> 01:37:16,062
No! Slow down!
1087
01:37:21,265 --> 01:37:23,016
Well, ha ha ha.
1088
01:37:23,068 --> 01:37:24,096
See, Jimmy?
1089
01:37:24,721 --> 01:37:26,094
Safety first.
1090
01:37:26,470 --> 01:37:27,671
I tell you.
1091
01:37:58,496 --> 01:37:59,898
Oh, God.
1092
01:38:09,006 --> 01:38:10,006
Come on, honey.
1093
01:38:19,062 --> 01:38:21,263
50 year anniversary.
1094
01:38:21,763 --> 01:38:24,666
Some celebration-with this thing.
1095
01:38:29,970 --> 01:38:34,250
My mother shouldn't have made
a contact with you.
1096
01:38:34,274 --> 01:38:35,322
You're stupid.
1097
01:38:35,474 --> 01:38:37,776
Cut the yapping. I'm trying to drive.
1098
01:38:40,779 --> 01:38:42,781
Let's go! Get that guy on the bike!
1099
01:38:42,833 --> 01:38:43,882
Let's go!
1100
01:38:54,032 --> 01:38:56,034
Whoa!
1101
01:39:09,542 --> 01:39:10,944
What the...
1102
01:39:29,319 --> 01:39:33,022
My car! What did you do to my car?
1103
01:39:38,673 --> 01:39:40,122
It's all right, Amigo.
1104
01:39:40,174 --> 01:39:42,327
You just got yourself a convertible.
1105
01:39:43,479 --> 01:39:46,281
Hey, a convertible. Customized, too.
1106
01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:47,633
Here you go. try these.
1107
01:39:47,785 --> 01:39:48,983
Here.
1108
01:39:49,652 --> 01:39:52,154
Get that guy on the bike. Let's go!
1109
01:39:52,506 --> 01:39:53,555
All right!
1110
01:39:56,658 --> 01:40:01,161
Aaah!
1111
01:40:01,662 --> 01:40:04,164
Stop him! Aah!
1112
01:40:04,664 --> 01:40:06,415
Aaah!
1113
01:40:06,467 --> 01:40:08,167
Aah!
1114
01:40:15,673 --> 01:40:18,676
Whee! Ah-ha!
1115
01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:26,182
Aaah!
1116
01:40:38,581 --> 01:40:40,530
Ha ha ha.
1117
01:40:40,582 --> 01:40:42,084
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
1118
01:40:42,584 --> 01:40:44,033
♪ Di-da-da-da ♪
1119
01:40:44,085 --> 01:40:46,535
♪ Do-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
1120
01:40:46,587 --> 01:40:49,037
Aiee, ow! Enough of this Tromaville.
1121
01:40:49,089 --> 01:40:52,292
I go back to south Bronx, where it's safe.
1122
01:40:52,644 --> 01:40:55,094
Ah, ah, ah, eiee.
1123
01:41:01,100 --> 01:41:05,051
Aaah!
1124
01:41:05,603 --> 01:41:06,652
Look at that free!
1125
01:41:06,704 --> 01:41:08,705
Oh, happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary.
1126
01:41:12,009 --> 01:41:15,512
Sadie, we'll go to the French restaurant.
1127
01:41:15,712 --> 01:41:16,737
Oh, Herman,
1128
01:41:16,761 --> 01:41:20,163
such an exciting 50th
wedding anniversary.
1129
01:41:20,267 --> 01:41:23,718
Much more so than our honeymoon,
huh?
1130
01:41:24,119 --> 01:41:25,267
Oh.
1131
01:41:25,319 --> 01:41:30,024
Oy, oy, oy, oy. I love you.
1132
01:41:33,126 --> 01:41:35,127
Grrr.
1133
01:42:01,950 --> 01:42:03,451
Grrr.
1134
01:42:23,667 --> 01:42:24,668
Aaah!
1135
01:42:36,078 --> 01:42:37,127
Yay!
1136
01:42:37,179 --> 01:42:38,680
All right.
1137
01:42:56,234 --> 01:42:59,836
Where am I? What's going on?
1138
01:43:00,088 --> 01:43:01,614
You're in Tromaville,
1139
01:43:01,638 --> 01:43:04,440
and the Toxic Avenger
just saved our asses.
1140
01:43:06,742 --> 01:43:08,744
So, you're the Toxic Avenger.
1141
01:43:09,244 --> 01:43:10,293
The one and only.
1142
01:43:10,345 --> 01:43:13,248
It's hard to believe
you were my little Melvin.
1143
01:43:13,300 --> 01:43:16,751
Big Mac! I don't believe it.
1144
01:43:16,803 --> 01:43:18,700
Mildred! It's a miracle!
1145
01:43:18,752 --> 01:43:22,956
I had given up faith that
I would ever find you again.
1146
01:43:23,208 --> 01:43:24,305
Dad?
1147
01:43:24,457 --> 01:43:26,959
If you're you,
who was that I killed in Japan?
1148
01:43:27,311 --> 01:43:29,709
A big ugly guy?
1149
01:43:29,761 --> 01:43:32,564
He was smuggling cocaine
inside of Tuna Fish.
1150
01:43:32,916 --> 01:43:37,043
That's Big Mac Bunko, not Junko,
former con man.
1151
01:43:37,395 --> 01:43:39,619
I've been mistaken for him
more than once.
1152
01:43:39,971 --> 01:43:43,373
He's ruined my credit rating
with visa and master card.
1153
01:43:43,973 --> 01:43:46,475
I'm glad to know of his demise.
1154
01:43:46,576 --> 01:43:49,578
Well, Dad, glad to see you.
1155
01:43:53,781 --> 01:43:56,283
And who is this lovely young lady?
1156
01:43:56,584 --> 01:43:59,586
Oh, this is my girl, Claire.
1157
01:43:59,838 --> 01:44:00,887
Daddy!
1158
01:44:02,889 --> 01:44:03,938
Oh, Big Mac.
1159
01:44:04,390 --> 01:44:07,042
I never want you to wander again-ever.
1160
01:44:07,094 --> 01:44:09,794
And I will stay here with you, my love.
1161
01:44:15,390 --> 01:44:18,771
So Mum and Claire and my real Dad
1162
01:44:18,795 --> 01:44:20,446
along with all the Tromavillians
1163
01:44:20,497 --> 01:44:23,600
were once again free
to enjoy life to the fullest,
1164
01:44:24,949 --> 01:44:26,398
and the wicked Chairman.
1165
01:44:26,599 --> 01:44:30,403
He fled Tromaville as fast as
his evil legs would carry him.
1166
01:44:32,931 --> 01:44:36,908
Hey, want a ride?
Big business sucks, you wad.
1167
01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:39,785
Now I could really feel good
about myself.
1168
01:44:39,837 --> 01:44:42,736
My broken id was finally repaired
1169
01:44:42,995 --> 01:44:45,425
because I knew
that whenever or wherever
1170
01:44:45,449 --> 01:44:47,899
the good citizens
of Tromaville needed help,
1171
01:44:48,051 --> 01:44:49,801
they could always count on me.
1172
01:44:50,484 --> 01:44:51,881
So just remember, folks,
1173
01:44:51,933 --> 01:44:54,035
when the bad guys come to your town,
1174
01:44:54,087 --> 01:44:56,038
and you're not quite sure what to do,
1175
01:44:56,338 --> 01:44:59,140
call me, the Toxic Avenger!
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