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Yeah, I told you we were supposed to be on Xbox tonight. Where are you?

Oh, whatever.

Your mom's making you clean your room.

Wow, you're so lame. You, like, actually listen to what your mom tells you?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Okay, whatever.

Yeah.

Well, maybe if you're on tonight, yeah.

Ugh.

I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna play some video games without you then.

Oh, do you guys mind? Are you serious?

Yeah. This is my house. I can't believe you have all this food. You know there's

no eating in the living room. Oh, Mom, did you get me the Mountain Dew that I

told you to pick up from the store? No, did you go get a dog yesterday?

You know, I bring my colleague over. I'm sorry.

This is so embarrassing.

I bring my colleague over. We're going to work on our reports and stuff. Mom,

you know I was playing a video game in here. Why can't you just have your

eating in a different room? You know what? I just have enough of this with

you.

You're going to get five minutes.

Oh, five minutes?

Yeah, five minutes.

Five minutes of what?

You know what?

You're going to get five minutes of licking my boobies.

Five minutes again?

Yeah, five minutes again.

Hmm.

Wow.

This is what I'm doing. I think I have these kind of days.

Oh. I haven't had a job.

I haven't done anything I've asked him to do.

Oh, nice.

I get all stressed out, so.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

I like this.

You like that? Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

that feels good.

You've got to put in some good use.

Right? Because you're under nothing.

Well, maybe I need to start doing this with my son.

He does do good at this, even though he doesn't do anything else, I say. Yeah, I

know. Well, um, just like my tits.

Does he have your tits? Oh, there's more.

They're still freaking messy. It's unreal.

I think I like this kind of punishment, though. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to try it.

Yeah.

It always fixes my mood when he really pisses me off. It's the only way I can

get myself.

I have to be in a grounded state.

I can totally understand that.

Yeah, he does have one good tongue.

Yeah, look like it.

Well, hell, you gotta take what you can get, right?

Oh,

sure.

I'll put up my punishment with him with you.

Are we done mom? No, I want you to be my friend now.

I think he actually kind of likes this, you know?

Well, you know, he must since he hasn't gotten a job and he's still being a

slob. Yeah.

Oh, he is good.

He is, isn't he?

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah,

if he's just going to stay home and do nothing, it'll cost me money again.

I'm going to get value out of it, you know?

Exactly. You know how I am on those value conscious reports.

Right. I get value out of everything.

Yep. Nothing is wasteful.

You're great at budgeting and got those projects.

Oh, my God. He does have a good tongue.

He has a good pot, too.

Oh, nice.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, I may compare his weight somehow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, he's really going for it. Oh!

Oh,

my God.

Yeah.

You're gonna keep being bad son?

Thank you.

Oh no!

Oh now that looks nice. I like.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. This is so wet.

clean up and do our report.

Yeah, I guess so, huh? But at least we're in a good mood for it now. We are,

totally. You know, we can do reports at your place anytime.

I know, we can.

Come on, do you think I can play video games in here?

Um, after we do our report.

Okay, fine.

It tired me over for a couple hours of being a bitch, so that's good.

Thank you. Okay, I'll call my friend and let him know.

Okay.

I'm ready to work. Okay. Yeah, let's get these records out here.