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Dear diary, I've been having really strange feelings lately.

I think I have a crush on my stepdad maybe?

I don't know.

But I've been acting up a lot lately.

The other day I started stealing his truck and I got a DUI

and now I'm in trouble so you'll never guess what happens.

I'm so tired.

I shouldn't have gotten into that DUI thing.

I'm so tired.

So what the hell is this shit you're stealing my fucking truck last night?

I don't know what you're talking about.

What do you mean you don't know what I'm fucking talking about?

You're really loud.

Damn Skippy.

Are you so loud?

Oh, I don't know.

Something about picking you up from the fucking police

station at goddamn three o 'clock in the fucking morning?

Oh yeah, I forgot that.

You forgot about that?

No.

Do you have any idea what this is going to cost me?

I'm so sorry.

I've just made a mistake.

Sorry?

Sorry ain't gonna fucking cut it out.

No, I'm gonna have to punish you.

I'm a good girl.

Yeah, lie to somebody else.

Assume the position.

I don't feel like it today.

I don't care what you feel like.

Don't be nice to me.

What?

I said be nice to me.

Ow!

Ow, ow.

Now my butt hurts.

Yeah, it's gonna hurt even more.

You're not gonna be able to sit down for a week.

Oh, you don't really hurt.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow.

You are in so much trouble.

Do you have any idea what you're gonna have to do to get out of this?

No.

What do I have to do, Dad?

You're gonna have to figure out a way to make all the money to pay your fucking

lawyers, to pay to get my truck out.

And without a job, that's not gonna... Ow!

Ow!

Stop it!

Be nice to me.

Be nice to you.

Yes.

Give me one good reason why I should.

Because... Ow!

I'm your daughter.

Yeah, so?

And you lovers me.

That's got nothing to do with it.

And you want to have sexy time with me.

Excuse me?

Nothing.

Machine!

Come get you some yay!

What the hell's the matter with you?

Nothing.

Nothing.

No.

You're trying to tease me with that?

I'm not teasing with nothing.

Yeah, okay.

You just flashed me.

Okay.

You want to see me flashing you?

Hey.

Do you like the boobs?

No.

The boobs.

You like the boobs?

No.

Yes.

Yes, you do.

I can see it in your face.

Don't lie.

It's alright, Daddy.

I am your little girl.

My tits do look like not my mother's.

Which is a good thing.

That's very true.

I know.

I can't believe you're doing this.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You're... Really?

Yes!

What has gotten into you?

Nothing has gotten into me.

You are about to be into me.

What?

You feeling it?

What is the matter with you?

Nothing.

Are you like still fucked up with something?

No.

You're horrible.

I'm not horrible.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I shamed of myself for what?

For this.

If I was going to be ashamed of myself, you wouldn't be sitting down next to me.

I don't understand why you're trying to argue with me about something that you want.

You think this is going to get you out of trouble?

Um, I know this is going to get me out of trouble.

I know everything.

Daddy tried it, but you didn't get it.

You're such a brat.

Not a brat.

Yes, you are.

No, no.

Do

you want to see them?

She has no idea.

Well, then, see?

Okay, you can see them.

You can try to see.

Okay.

You can see them.

They're a lot bigger than I thought.

I know.

They're so big.

Just like your cock.

How would you know about that?

I watch you while you shower.

You watch me while I shower?

Yeah, I've always wanted to feel your penis inside of me.

Really?

I know.

You are a little bit twisted.

Are you going to play with your pants down so I can see it?

So forward, too.

Yeah, I know.

Okay.

Nice penis.

Oh, pre-cum.

Not that I know a pre-cum exact, sorry.

Yeah, sure you don't.

I don't.

You don't have to put them on, right?

Why would I ever do something like that?

I would get in trouble, too.

Yeah, you more so, don't you?

Why would you say something like that?

I don't know, because I'm a man.

What does that have to do with anything?

We don't have consciences and morals and stuff.

Neither does your pretty little girl.

Apparently not.

No, not really.

I'm a good girl, and nobody's ever going to punch me, because I'm a good girl,

and I'm making my posts the way I brought them out.

I think you like that.

I might, maybe.

I don't know.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

You never know.

I'm a good girl, and nobody's ever going to punch me, because I'm a good girl,

and I'm making my posts the way I brought them out.

You are a brat.

And now I'm going to put your...

And now I'm going to put your penis inside me.

Oh my goodness!

Oh daddy, you've got a big dick!

Oh my goodness!

This is accurate!

You should turn around so I can see the boobs.

You've seen boobies?

These boobies?

Okay, ow!

Oh goodness!

Okay!

Got it!

Here you go!

Ow!

Oh daddy!

You

are on the pill, right?

No!

What?

Which deal?

I kind of came in you.

No!

Yeah.

Oh well, that's not good.

I hope you don't get pregnant.

Me too.

I don't know if you like these things here.

Hi.

Good morning!

Good morning!

Guess what?

What?

The bitch has got me a little date or something.

Are you kidding?

No.

Oh, that's awesome.

Hell of a way to wake up with you on documents.

I know!

So big.

I miss these.

You miss what?

I miss these.

I miss you too, daddy.

I would assume you do, especially if you're in here first thing in the morning.

I know, I wanted it first thing in the morning.

They're so much bigger than your mom's.

It's alright.

I think she knows too.

Well, I'm sure she does know, but it doesn't matter.

It doesn't?

No.

Why not?

I don't know.

What do you mean, why not?

Why doesn't it matter?

Cause you're fucking me and not her.

Well, I gotta fuck her to keep up appearances.

Yeah, but... But you're the only one I enjoy.

Oh, okay.

I better be the only one you enjoy.

I'm your little girl that I'm supposed to be.

I know.

Daddy will always take care of this little girl.

Good.

They tricked ya.

You tricked me, you actually tricked me.

I'm into taking off your shirt.

But I already knew that my shirt was gonna come off.

Did ya?

I did.

What gave it away?

The fact that your boobs are in it?

Yeah.

That's exactly what gave it away.

I'm so glad you decided to move home and go to school.

Yeah, me too.

I miss this.

So did I.

You're so cute.

Thanks.

Taking off my pants.

You're taking off your pants?

Yeah.

I'm taking off my pants.

I don't know.

I'm taking off your pants too.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

So all I have to do is lay here?

Yeah.

Oh.

Ish.

Ish.

I mean, there are certain other things that you have to do too.

I don't know.

But he'll figure it out.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Always party.

Are you kidding?

You're dumb.

Are you stupid?

I don't know.

That was actually quite fun.

Was it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Do I unbutton these?

No.

No?

No, they just pull down.

They just pull down?

Mm-hmm.

So I just pull them out?

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

I didn't even need to help you.

You're already hard.

Of course I am.

Beautiful.

Do you want me to lick it?

Oh, you know I do.

I love licking it.

Just like a lollipop.

Mm-hmm.

Like when you used to take me to the doctor when I was younger.

Exactly.

Yeah, but now I'm not sick.

I don't know.

You may have to check your tonsils.

I think so too.

I'm so good at being bad.

Whatever.

You like it.

Oh, I'm not complaining.

Believe me.

I mean, you are the one that taught me to be bad.

I'm going to blame public school on that.

You can't blame public school on that.

I can.

I don't know if I can make it stick.

And I know I didn't teach you that.

I don't know what you mean by that.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Well, you picked up those techniques from somewhere.

Mm-hmm.

So you're just a natural.

Uh-huh.

I don't believe you.

I am.

You're a natural too.

Don't you think you'd get it from somewhere?

Well, I'm a natural, Popsuck, or something wrong.

I mean, you're a natural, sexual deviant man.

Right?

Yeah, that I can agree with.

And I am your little girl, so that would make me a sexual deviant too.

That it would.

I probably told you to lock that damn dog up.

He must have gone out.

Or maybe Mom let him out when she left for work today.

That's a possibility.

I'm sure we can overlook him.

I think we can.

I got more important things on my mind anyway.

I did come in here this morning just for you.

I know.

You can't be messy.

That's one of the best things in the world to wake up to.

Is it?

Mm-hmm.

Good.

Messing, messing, messing.

Mm-hmm.

You're going to have to help me clean it up.

Oh no, you're going to have to clean it up all on your own.

Mm-hmm.

Every slobbery inch.

Every slobbery inch.

With my mouth?

Mm-hmm.

Nothing else.

Hmm.

I don't know.

There's other things.

I'm sure you can clean it up.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Like what?

You make it really hard to think.

You have to tell me.

I have to tell you.

Mm-hmm.

Really?

Yeah.

You can't just guess on your own.

Well, I would guess that it would have to do with my panties coming off.

You think?

Mm-hmm.

But I like these panties.

I do too.

You got them for me for my birthday.

Yeah, and a few other things too.

Yeah, but those are secret things.

I don't know if it's just between us.

It's just between us.

Okay.

I'm taking them off whether you like it or not.

How's that being defined?

You being defiant, huh?

Yes.

Then I have to whip that out of you.

I don't think that's possible.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

We'll see about that.

Do I sit on it?

Hmm, I don't know.

But I want to sit on it.

Well, if you want to sit on it.

Okay.

Then that would probably be a good idea.

You think?

Mm-hmm.

I think you're doing your job just nicely, just like that.

Really?

Yeah.

I do.

Oh, goodness.

My pussy's so wet.

It is.

I'm going to sit on you.

If you must.

I must.

If I don't, then the bitch will be back and they won't do this anymore.

Okay, are you ready?

I am definitely ready.

Yeah?

Good.

That young pussy.

It's yours pussy, are you?

I can see each other.

Yeah.

Oh, daddy, yeah.

You're running daddy's cock, yeah.

You know, it doesn't fall apart from the tree, huh?

I don't know.

You're not, you two.

I'm so glad you sit here.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Good.

Getting a little too excited there, aren't we?

A little bit.

Let's see if we can put it back in.

Oh, I was going to say no hands, but we do have hands.

That's okay.

That's okay.

You blow up still.

There you go.

Oh, shit.

Oh, daddy.

Oh.

You're so green, Spider-Man.

You feel so good on my back.

Good.

Shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

It's like I'm a helicopter.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're dying to sleep.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck it.

You.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

We got a little too bouncy now.

I think we did.

Oh, I almost ran out of energy.

I just woke up.

Let me just sit around and see if you can get a good look at that ass.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

Good look at it?

Mm-hmm.

You spank it?

It's because I'm a naughty girl.

You're such a naughty girl.

Oh, but I was a good girl today.

Oh, yeah.

You're always a good girl.

Yeah.

I remember that.

Good.

Great.

Ooh.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Shit.

Come here.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now, I'll get to it.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I can look really cool.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

Oh.

Oh, you're the type pushing you.

Not fucking younger.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's a hell of a way to wake up.

Dear diary.

I'm pregnant.

And my hormones are all out of whack.

And I'm super horny.

And I wish that my dad was here to fuck me.

Because I'm the one who can't take it.

I hate being pregnant.

It makes me all sorts of crazy.

Daddy.

Could you come in here?

Come in here.

Daddy.

Please.

What do you want, Jess?

Could you lie with me?

Could I lay with you?

Yeah.

Please.

My mom is gone.

I guess so.

Thanks.

Holy crap.

Sorry, I was spanking you about it.

Oh, okay.

I understand.

It's there.

It is.

It's there.

So... I thought I was just going to lay it with you.

Oh, okay.

And then we're just laying together then.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

You got cold feet.

I know.

Deal with it.

You're such a brat.

I'm not a brat.

You're a brat because I say you are.

Oh, whatever.

That doesn't work.

Neither is that.

It's not a word.

Keeps asking me that.

Go ahead.

Whatever.

Whatever.

What do you think you got?

You got your finger or something?

Yes.

You got a lot to learn.

I do because you're my daddy and I'm your little girl.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, yes.

I win.

Because I just can't.

Uh-uh.

There's no sleeping.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

You said all I was supposed to do was lay with you.

Yeah, but I lied.

I'm super horny.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, you're wanting me to rub you?

Yes.

Is it better?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

I don't know.

A little bit.

A little bit?

Mm-hmm.

Ah!

Mm-hmm!

Just like that, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Ow!

Why are you being mean?

It wasn't being mean.

Oh, okay.

I thought I picked up on the fact that you liked it.

Yes, yes.

Didn't you?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes!

Ouch.

Ouch.

Why are you saying ouch?

Ouch, daddy.

Ouch.

Why are you saying ouch?

I don't know.

Because you're going to bruise my butt.

That feels good.

It's like a massage.

It's nice.

Is it?

Yeah.

You like that?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I could use a massage too.

I bet you could.

What kind of massage?

Oh, that kind of massage.

Mm-hmm.

I get it.

Solve both of our problems at once.

Mm-hmm.

So, I have a secret.

What's that?

I'm not going to tell you.

It's a secret.

Okay.

It's a good secret.

Well, maybe it's a bad secret.

I don't know.

You and your secrets.

Yeah.

You have secrets too.

Only you.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-uh.

I've got an even bigger secret.

Okay.

And it's your secret too.

Mm-hmm.

But it's also my secret.

Does it matter?

Does it tickle?

Yeah.

Yes, it tickles.

Well, I'm sure we can find ways to keep it from tickling.

Can we?

Mm-hmm.

Like what?

Come here and I'll show you.

What?

Dad!

Oh, boobs came out.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

That's just awful.

You're so good at that.

Mm-hmm.

I am.

Actually, I don't know.

What are you saying?

So, I believe you.

Can you feel it when I blow airway stop?

Mm-hmm.

What does it feel like?

It's kind of a weird sensation.

Oh, that's good.

I think.

It's really hard to reach your butt from here.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

That's better.

Gooey.

Oh, you got my leggings on.

I just want your butt there.

You want my butt there.

Mm-hmm.

That's so I can do that.

If you put it like this, it makes it look bigger.

I'll show you.

See?

Hey, you're right.

It does.

It looks bigger, right?

Mm-hmm.

Do you like your butt looking bigger?

Mm-hmm.

I want a big butt, but pretty soon I don't have a big butt.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

What are you getting, buttocks?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Nope.

Getting an office job?

Be careful.

You'll end up like your Aunt Ethel.

My wife?

Your Aunt Ethel.

My Aunt Ethel?

Yeah.

I love Aunt Ethel.

I think she's beautiful.

But it's Aunt Margaret that I don't think is very pretty.

Really?

Yeah, she kind of looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.

She's got that weird nose that kind of goes up and then straight... it's just weird.

I don't know.

Thank God I look like my mother.

That must be why you're still attracted to me.

Did you have to bring her up?

Uh-huh.

I was trying to kill your boner.

I'm just kidding.

You're the one that called me in here horny.

You don't want my boner killed, do you?

No.

I think you might have owned her my boner somewhere in here.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah, probably?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

My vagina.

Aww.

Is it?

Mm-hmm.

Are you sure?

Mm-hmm.

And what do you want me to do with your vagina?

Put your penis in it?

Mm-hmm.

I think you should put my penis in it.

I should put your penis in it?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, let's hit you.

Easy peasy, let me squeeze you.

Go on.

Oi.

Should I take this off or should I keep it on?

I think you should keep that on.

That looks sexy.

Should I put it up or keep it on?

Leave the boobies out.

Leave the boobies out.

Yeah, they're my favorite part.

Wow, that's good.

They're gonna get bigger too soon.

Just like my butt's gonna get bigger.

You plan on gaining weight?

Yeah.

Ooh.

Okay.

You ready?

Mm-hmm.

Every time I ask.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-oh.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, daddy.

Get a little girl.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, daddy.

Oh, daddy.

Oh, god.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, daddy.

Oh, oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

See, you really like her.

Daddy's coming.

Thank you, my love, right?

And daddy's cock.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm, daddy, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Are you enjoying yourself?

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Whoo.

You can get crazy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, that's right, daddy.

Fuck your little girl, right?

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, daddy.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, hey.

Listen, you don't gotta worry about coming inside of me.

I'm pregnant.

What?

I'm pregnant.

You're pregnant.

Yeah.

What the fuck are we gonna do?

I don't know.

You're the daddy.

You're supposed to swim.

Oh, my god.