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What's up, dude?

What are you doing?

I'm just checking out my gift from mom.

Oh yeah?

You know she's gonna like my more, right?

Bullshit, dude.

She's definitely gonna like my more.

She likes me so much better.

Yeah, right?

You know she's like, I'm her favorite.

It's just a hassle.

Oh my gosh.

She just pretends to like you like... I think that's what she's doing for you,

you know?

Because it's a... She gets a step shot and everything, and she just feels bad.

You're like getting into the family.

But what are you talking about?

Ricky!

Tyler!

Do you mind?

All you guys do is fight!

It's Mother's Day.

You're really starting to piss me off.

Sorry, Mom.

Oh, Mom, I got you a Mother's Day present.

Oh, me too.

Why?

Oh my goodness!

No, no, no.

Check out mine first.

You don't really like mine.

Trust me.

What did you do?

You know, it's just a little something.

Oh my goodness!

It's because I love you so much.

Does that say Mom?

That is so pretty.

Should I put it on?

I should probably put it on.

I did.

Yeah, of course.

I love this.

You know, you're so gorgeous.

You need something around your neck, you know.

No one else.

Let's see how it looks.

Wow.

Oh my God, yeah.

Does it fall on the right place?

Yeah.

Oh my gosh, it feels like it looks really pretty.

Yeah, Ricky, look at that.

You think Ricky?

Yeah, it looks good, huh?

Yeah, that looks really good.

What do you have?

What did you get?

Well, I got you a card, and... Oh, Ricky.

Also got you a necklace.

Let's see.

What is it?

Does that say, Mom?

Oh my goodness.

Dude, that's the same necklace?

Yeah, I know.

You're always copying me.

I'm copying you?

How can I copy something I didn't know that you got?

Oh yeah, Riley.

Okay, did I not just say stop arguing?

Sorry.

I love them both.

They're both beautiful, of course.

So, thank you very much.

You should definitely check out the card.

Definitely got a special card.

Yeah.

Let's see what we have.

Moms let you lick the theaters.

What?

What does that say?

Great moms.

Oh, we'll turn them off first.

Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom there is.

Thank you, Ricky.

That's a unique card.

And I got you one, too.

Aww.

Yeah, of course.

I worked on the handwriting.

Make sure it's all yours for you.

That's a nice one.

It's cursed.

You know, you probably didn't even like that.

What?

Mom, you do know how wonderful and incredible and amazing you are?

Right?

Yeah, of course, you know.

You're really smart, too.

And that's a true story.

Happy Mother's Day.

I like true stories.

Well, thank you guys.

And you know I love you both.

So, not to wear these both at the same time.

Alright.

Well, no arguing.

Okay.

Got it?

Yeah, got it.

Happy Mother's Day.

I'm sorry.

You've got to do the same necklace.

That's a lot of crazy all around.

You know you definitely copy me.

Stop fighting.

Sorry.

You know she likes mine way more.

She's definitely going to like mine.

What are you talking about?

She walked off wearing mine.

She's going to definitely wear mine.

What kind of crime was that, anyway?

Like the batter?

What was that?

It was funny.

Where's the cue?

It was funny and cute.

You saw it.

Did you see that, Mom?

You know I can fuck her, right?

Dude, that's her mom.

That's disgusting.

No, no.

That's your stepmom.

And don't act like you wouldn't fuck her either.

I mean, yeah.

She's pretty hot.

I know.

That's exactly what I'm going to do.

Whatever you say.

I can hear you stroking your dick.

Home.

Home.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

That looks good.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

That's disgusting.

Oh, my God, baby.

Come on.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so nice.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Right there, right there.

Mm-hmm.

No.

Jesus, baby.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's it.

Yes.

Oh, my God, that's it, baby.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Here.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're going to shake a little bit right now, baby.

You're going to get to me.

Yes, to me.

Better go get cleaned up.

Okay.

Yeah.

How are you doing?

Hey, what up, little bro?

What's wrong with you?

You're all sweaty, hyperventilating?

Ah, man, this is what a man looks like after he gets done doing manly things, man.

I told you I was going to do it.

Do what?

What are you talking about?

I've got the proof to show it.

Look at this.

What?

Look at that.

That's your mom?

That's my penis.

Dude, if you hold the picture, look, you get an action shot of what it looks like.

Dude, you fucked our mom?

Fucking fucked her.

Oh, my God.

What?

Calm down.

It's all right.

Oh, hey, sweetie.

You know what?

I think the boys are out.

Would you mind giving me a quick shoulder massage?

Oh.

It's frisky already, huh?

It really does feel bigger.

Oh, God, it feels much bigger.

Come on, let's find the end.

Oh.

Holy shit.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Uh-huh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

No.

Yeah.

Oh.

No.

Ricky, oh, shit.

Whoa, what the hell?

What the fucking mom?

Ricky, what the hell?

I'm sorry, Mom.

I didn't mean to.

What, so your dick just accidentally fell in my vagina?

I mean... What?

That's fucked up.

Yeah, man, it's fucked up.

You're both fucked up.

Do you think I didn't know that it was both of you fucking me today?

Shit.

Yeah, well, I'm going to flip the tables on you.

All right, how's this sound?

Both of you on my bed now, pants down.

Take the shirts off to you while you're at it.

Come on, it's Mother's Day.

Let's do this.

Oh, shit.

Feet here.

Feet here.

Scoot up.

Oh, shit.

That's my boys.

Oh, shit.

It's all right.

Holds the mouth on your dick.

Oh.

I can't believe you didn't think I'd know your dick so well.

Oh, God.

How do you?

I like volunteers, huh?

What

a Mother's Day this is turning out to be.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You know I have other holes that need filling right here.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Tyler, why don't you get behind me?

Yeah, absolutely.

You should stick in my mouth.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, there it is.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck yeah, bro.

I can't believe this is happening.

High five.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

What's that pussy feel now that you know you can have it?

Oh, that is so funny.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, that is so good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, right now.

Right here.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That is so good.

Yup.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh, come on.

Mm-hmm.

Holy shit, that was good.

Just remember it.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck yes!

Oh, shit!

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Woah!

Woah!

Woah!

Woah!

Woah!

Oh, you're cute!

You're cute!

Woah!

Woah!

Woah!

Woah, wait.

That's okay.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, come on.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh!

Just got a second here.

Yes!

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes!

Yes!

Just like...

Fuck yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Yes!

Oh my god!

Oh my god, oh my god!

You wanna share with your brother?

Do I have to?

Yeah, I need to say that.

Come on bro, it's my turn.

Alright, fine.

Oh my god.

Oh, that's...

Yes, yes.

It's still like that.

Oh my god, it is so good.

Yeah, it feels so good.

Oh my god, shit!

Oh my god, here we go.

Mess it

up.

Yes!

Thank you.

Shit.

Holy fuck.

You're so bad.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck!

Oh, thank you.

Get your ass in there.

Oh, fuck me.

Uh-huh.

Oh my god.

Are you guys okay?

Yeah.

You're like, okay, come on.

It's stuck off at the same time.

Oh my god.

I love it.

You know your next, right?

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Damn.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

You just made a mess of your mom's pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, so wet.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Holy fuck.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh my god, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

Ew.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That's gonna make you good.

Yes.

Keep fucking doing that.

Oh my god, yeah, it's coming through.

Holy shit.

Holy fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, someone's going to lay me down on this bed.

Oh, yeah.

It's going to be very switch, right?

Oh, yeah.

Very switch.

You're going to get your dick sucked.

What are you trying to get?

I'm going to do a mask.

Oh, yeah.

I like that you were a Korean, so...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Holy shit, yes.

Oh, my god, yes.

I like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Well, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Think it's me...

Is it to me?

Me???

Yes!

Yes!

F*** ya!

Oh my god, oh my go-mg

Here's he, baby.

We have to sleep then.

We got to wake up here.

Yeah!

Oh my yes!

Oh my god... I can feel it all over me!

Spray your mom down.

Yes.

Yes, bring it down.

Oh, fuck me.

Yes.

Oh, look at that pretty low.

Oh, my God.

See what can happen when you guys just get along for a little while.

Happy Mother's Day to me.

Good job, man.

Thanks, brother.