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[instrumental music]
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So... when's your new lover
supposed to get here?
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[chuckles]
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He's not my lover,
it's just a date.
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And did you meet lover
at lover's lane?
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Or did you two make a love
connection at the love store
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while shopping for love lettuce?
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I forgot to tell you that,
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uh, your mother phoned
and left a message.
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I told you,
he's not my lover, alright?
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It's just...
I'm doing a favor.
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He's-- he's my mother's
dentist's bridge partner's son,
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which I guess, technically,
makes me... a loser.
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Wait a minute.
Yup, I got the same thing.
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Met him once a long time ago,
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and if memory serves, he thinks
he's God's gift to gay men.
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And if that's true, then God
shops at the Newark Airport.
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So, where are we taking...
lover boy?
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Mickey D's,
Chuck E. Cheese, KFC?
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Hopefully, nowhere.
See, Grace and I have a plan.
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She's gonna, uh, call me
with some big emergency,
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and that way I have an out.
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It's so nice Grace does
these things for you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Lucky!
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Someday, I hope to have a hag
of my very own.
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[knock on door]
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That's him. How do I look?
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I'm turned off and repulsed.
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Bonus!
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Hey, sexy.
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- Hi, Neil.
- Ready to get Neiled?
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Hey, um, you may wanna stretch.
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I know it's been a long time
since you've been Neiled.
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Later, lovers. [chuckles]
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So, can I, uh,
get you a drink?
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Whoa, slow down.
We'll get there, brown eyes.
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You're closer than you think.
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[telephone rings]
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Oh, thank God. Excuse me.
Grace, hi. What's up?
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I'm at Mount Sinai Hospital
with Karen.
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Stan's had a heart attack.
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Mount Sinai.
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
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I'll be there as soon as I can.
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[whispers]
Perfect.
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A friend of mine just had
a heart attack,
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so I-- I think we're gonna have
to do this another night.
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Aw, Neil sad.
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[telephone rings]
Hello.
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Will, I'm not joking here.
Stan really is in the ICU.
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- Hang on, I'm on my way.
- Listen!
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Say something hospital.
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Uh-- uh, myocardial infarction.
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Uh, lime jello and, uh, "That
gown goes on the other way."
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I'll be right there.
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Uh, look, I-- I've gotta go.
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Eh, this-- this friend of mine
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really is in the ICU.
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And later will I see you?
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Oh, gee, no.
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Ugh, this is always the worst
part about hospitals,
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the waiting.
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Well, that and... needles.
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Ah.
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Don't like needles.
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Don't like looking at them,
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don't like hearing about them.
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You know, I can't even
say the name "Ringo"
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because he was a Beatle
and that sounds like needle.
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Hey, hey, how's Stan?
What's-- what's goin' on?
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We don't know. Karen's been in
with the doctors for last hour.
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So, what happened?
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- She murdered Mr. Stan.
- I did not!
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Ah, I was redecorating his study
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and Stan comes in and
asks me if he could help,
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so I say, "Sure, would you mind
moving the ottoman?"
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He does.
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The next thing I know,
he collapses on the floor.
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Ugh.
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You lie.
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- You should be in jail.
- Liar.
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Ringo.
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Gay ferrets to the waiting area,
gay ferrets to the waiting area.
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[panting]
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How is he? What's going on?
What time did you guys get here?
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- Why is no one talking?
- Would you calm down?
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Don't tell me to calm down.
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Stan Walker is like a father
to me.
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If anything ever happened to
him, I-- I don't know what I...
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Man, there are some really
hot doctors in here.
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Hey!
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We don't have much news yet.
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Stan's in the intensive care.
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- Through no fault of mine.
- Needle.
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Well, what about Karen?
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I mean, does anybody know
how she's doing?
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I'm sure she's fine.
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If anybody can deal with this,
it's Karen.
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Where are my husband's pills?
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It's been two hours
since I asked for them.
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Now, you give me Stan's pills
at once!
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I want those pills!
Give me my husband's pills!
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I-- I'm sorry, Mrs. Walker.
There you go.
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Thank you.
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Look, um, why don't you guys
go on and go home.
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I can take it from here.
Okay, thanks for driving down.
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What?
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Well, we all know who Karen's
gonna lean on
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for emotional support.
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The same person she's always
leaned on. Her poodle.
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No offense, chica, but take your
cabeza out of your tuchus.
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If Miss Karen falls apart,
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you all know who she's gonna
come to to pick up the pieces.
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Um... I don't think she'll be
comin' to anyone
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who wears
a "Members Only" jacket.
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I'm telling you,
it's going to be me.
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You're the last person
she'd go to.
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Well, next to Will.
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[laughing]
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Uh, excuse me, I am her lawyer.
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And let's not forget,
she came to me
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when she was having trouble
with her marriage.
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She came to me
when she needed to do her will.
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She even came to me
about a drinking problem.
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You're kidding?
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Well, she was out of gin.
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But the-- the point is,
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she came to me then
and she will come to me now.
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You think so?
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Yes, I do.
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Care to make it interesting?
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[instrumental music]
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Mrs. Walker, I have some news
about your husband.
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Give it to me straight, doc.
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Am I looking at a future
filled with loneliness
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and memories of better days,
or is Stan gonna die?
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Mrs. Walker,
the test results came back
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and it seems your husband didn't
have a heart attack at all.
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Oh, thank God.
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But rather acute angina.
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[chuckles]
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You've got a lot of nerve
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comin' on to me
while my husband is dying.
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Wow.
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Uh, no, no, Mrs. Walker.
Angina, it...
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You know, he's gonna be fine.
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Which is good news for us,
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but I'm not entirely sure how
your friends are gonna react.
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What are you talking about,
Dr. Huxtable?
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You know, they're out there
taking bets
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to see which one you're
gonna break down to first.
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Those pigs are making bets on
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when I'm gonna turn on
the waterworks?
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Would you like me to
tell your friends the news?
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Let's wait on that
for a little bit.
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I've got a better idea. [scoffs]
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[laughing]
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Okay.
So, just so we're clear.
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The breakdown must include
tears of emotional pain only.
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No pulling hair, no punching.
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And, of course, no tiny pinches.
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Wait a minute, you guys.
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Are we being gross?
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No, we're not being gross.
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I mean, besides,
it's either this
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or 15 hours of reading
"Highlights Magazine."
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Now really, how many times can
you find a toaster in a tree?
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Come on, are you in or you out?
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I mean, we know you're out,
but are you in?
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- Can I borrow a hundred?
- Sure.
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I'm in for fifty.
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- Grace, you in?
- Yes, I'm in.
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I'm in shock is what I'm in.
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You could bet less.
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No!
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How about a little compassion?
How about a little selflessness?
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Grace, can I see you
for a minute?
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- I'm in.
- Will: Hey!
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I can't believe this.
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I was sure it was gonna be me.
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I was having fun
at the hospital.
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Now my whole evening is ruined.
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Hey, cheeks.
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And now the fun is back.
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Hi, Karen.
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Look, I just wanted you to know
that if...
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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What is-- what is that
on the table?
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What is that?
Is-- is that a needle?
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Is that just somebody's needle
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just-- just out there
in the open?
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It's a chopstick, you loon.
It came with my lunch.
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Oh.
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Anyway, um, I just-- I just
wanted you to know that
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that if you need to talk
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or share anything,
I'm here for you.
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Grace, we've been working
together for what, eleven years?
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- Eighteen months.
- Seems longer.
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And you know me better
than anyone,
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so, naturally, I want to
open up to you, but I...
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Karen, what... what is it?
What do you need?
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It's Stan.
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He needs blood for a bypass,
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and he needs it drawn slowly
by a large, pointy needle.
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Um, um, I-- I doubt that-- that
I would even match.
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I've-- I've got, um,
a very rare blood type.
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I'm sure it'll be fine.
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- What type do they need?
- What type do you have?
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- What type do they need?
- What type do you have?
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- Um, AB-negative.
- That's the type they need.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Jack: What'd I miss?
- Stan needs a bypass.
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[gasps]
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Grace is donating blood. I don't
know how she's gonna do it.
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I forgot she's terrified
of needles.
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- [sighs] Poor girl.
- Will: Yeah.
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- So, is the bet still on?
- Oh, yeah. Come on
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Hi, everybody.
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All: Hey!
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We don't really
know anything yet.
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They're running some tests,
but the doctors feel...
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I need to talk to...
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Ja...
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Will...
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Rosario. Where's my Rosie?
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I'm here.
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You want to talk with me
about it?
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Yeah. Yes, I do, Rosie.
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I'm just so worried about Stan.
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I...
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No, I can't. I...
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Come on, let it out.
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Okay, uh... Ow!
Did you just pinch me?
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[exhales]
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I just feel like
I have so much emotion
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just bottled up inside of me,
and if I don't let it out,
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I'll just... I'll...
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No, it's too filthy in here.
I can't...
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What?
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Well, this place,
it's so dirty.
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I mean, the stench of Medicaid
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and thermometer lubricant,
it's ugh.
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You want me to clean
the hospital?
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Well, just as much as
you can get done.
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And while you're at it,
why don't you take a look around
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and see what a real
hospital corner looks like.
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00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:08,172
Okay?
Now, shift it!
251
00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:09,872
[instrumental music]
252
00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,577
Okay, Miss Adler.
253
00:12:13,621 --> 00:12:16,062
This is Nurse Trainee Pittman.
She'll be taking your blood.
254
00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:20,465
I like your hair.
255
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,606
Whoa. Whoa, her?
256
00:12:24,650 --> 00:12:26,349
Uh, is-- isn't--
isn't there someone else
257
00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:28,922
who is a little more
experienced?
258
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:31,581
Someone who didn't drive
in on a big wheel?
259
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:34,981
Oh, I don't drive.
260
00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:37,248
I keep taking the test
over and over again,
261
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,166
but I'm all, "This is hard."
262
00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:45,008
Now, I don't want you to worry,
'cause Nurse Pittman
263
00:12:45,051 --> 00:12:46,838
is one of our finest trainees,
264
00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:48,930
and I'm gonna be here with you
the whole time.
265
00:12:48,974 --> 00:12:49,846
[pager beeping]
266
00:12:51,415 --> 00:12:53,116
Sweet, my new Jag's here.
267
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,611
Don't worry, ma'am.
268
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,703
I've done this bunches of times.
269
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:03,927
Mostly on oranges, but...
270
00:13:06,803 --> 00:13:08,809
Okay, I have a-- I have
a little problem with that,
271
00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:10,596
because, you see,
I'm not an orange!
272
00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:13,953
Okay, I'm...
273
00:13:13,996 --> 00:13:16,220
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I-- I can't do this.
274
00:13:16,264 --> 00:13:18,399
Honey, I can't tell you
what this means to me.
275
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,203
[instrumental music]
276
00:13:29,515 --> 00:13:31,869
[gasps]
Poodle.
277
00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:34,311
Oh, Karen, what's the matter?
278
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:37,580
Jack, I'm so worried.
I keep thinking about Stan.
279
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:39,411
Oh, I know, I know.
I keep thinking about him, too.
280
00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:43,683
Was that a tear? Did I win?
I mean, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
281
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,391
Honey, if Stan goes,
282
00:13:48,435 --> 00:13:49,917
I'm afraid we're gonna have
to give up
283
00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:52,794
a lot of the luxuries
that we've come to enjoy.
284
00:13:52,837 --> 00:13:56,238
Hey, lady, as long as
we've got each other
285
00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:57,763
I don't care about
that other stuff.
286
00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:59,638
No.
287
00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,295
What luxuries, exactly?
288
00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:02,951
[instrumental music]
289
00:14:02,995 --> 00:14:05,567
Now, you may want to have
290
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,444
a donut and some juice first.
291
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,103
First?
292
00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:12,673
Isn't it supposed to be after?
293
00:14:12,716 --> 00:14:15,768
Wait. After? After!
294
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,599
Dumb, dumb, dummy!
295
00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:24,180
What are you,
what are you doing?
296
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,712
Karen's making me cut up
my credit cards.
297
00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:29,063
I just wanted to say goodbye.
298
00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:33,204
Goodbye, visa.
299
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,951
You were everywhere
I wanted to be.
300
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:39,613
Diner's Club.
301
00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:44,757
Didn't really know what
you were good for, but...
302
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,282
I'll still miss you
just the same.
303
00:14:47,895 --> 00:14:49,596
And Amex Platinum.
304
00:14:51,863 --> 00:14:53,127
I think I'll miss you
most of all.
305
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,267
Need a tissue, buddy?
306
00:14:57,311 --> 00:14:58,881
I'm okay.
307
00:14:58,924 --> 00:15:00,319
Maybe I should get Karen one.
308
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:01,409
You know, 'cause when-- when
you were talking to her,
309
00:15:01,453 --> 00:15:03,283
you really opened her up emo...
310
00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,071
Oh, no. Actually, that was you
blubbering like a little girl.
311
00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:06,728
I'm sorry.
312
00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:09,343
You see, this is why she hasn't
come to you.
313
00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:12,787
"Hello, my name is Will.
I have no human emotions.
314
00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:14,487
"I am made of only metal,
wires and fat.
315
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,620
Bloogy-bloogy-bloogy-bloogy."
316
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:18,846
For your information,
317
00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,375
my job is dealing with people
in crisis,
318
00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:23,336
and I'm particularly
good at it.
319
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,818
Why?
320
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:27,085
Because I have a sixth sense
321
00:15:27,129 --> 00:15:28,611
about when people
are in trouble.
322
00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:34,147
And yet she still hasn't come
to you. Hmm, interesting.
323
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,458
Why do you think that is,
arrogancia?
324
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,512
Will, can I see you in here
for a minute?
325
00:15:40,556 --> 00:15:42,124
Go with that. I really think
you're on to something.
326
00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:49,056
Karen, did you-- did you
want to see me?
327
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,712
Honey, I...
328
00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:53,197
I know we haven't gotten along
very well in the past.
329
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,683
And?
330
00:15:56,728 --> 00:15:58,036
That's it. Your turn.
331
00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,873
Look, I...
332
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:04,619
- You must be exhausted, but--
- Karen: Yeah.
333
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:07,931
I just want you to know that...
I'm not just your lawyer.
334
00:16:07,976 --> 00:16:09,719
I'm-- I'm a human being,
335
00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:13,947
you know, with a-- with an ear
and a shoulder.
336
00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:16,214
And a heart
as big as all get-out.
337
00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:17,958
- Hey, cowboy.
- Get out!
338
00:16:19,005 --> 00:16:20,617
You know, take a hint.
339
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:22,491
I don't dig you, okay?
340
00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:24,585
Okay, okay. You don't have
to tell Neil twice.
341
00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:30,295
Apparently, you do.
Get out!
342
00:16:32,649 --> 00:16:34,872
I'm sorry. Where were we?
343
00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:37,095
Honey, who was that?
344
00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:40,888
[instrumental music]
345
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,635
Wha-- what I did for love.
346
00:16:46,119 --> 00:16:48,124
I just wanted to say thank you
347
00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:50,565
for being my first patient.
348
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,222
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Let go, let go, let go, let go!
349
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,237
You need a sports bra
to run this thing.
350
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:03,120
So what would you like to do
to Neil first?
351
00:17:03,163 --> 00:17:05,256
Well, the first thing
is a surprise,
352
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,957
but the second thing
is bury you.
353
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,659
Ooh, hot.
354
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,149
Hmm.
355
00:17:14,192 --> 00:17:16,765
Can I see you for a minute?
356
00:17:16,809 --> 00:17:18,247
She was look-- she was looking
right at me.
357
00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:24,045
Hold on, hold on.
358
00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:26,442
I just want to tell you
that Stan is fine.
359
00:17:26,485 --> 00:17:28,753
- What?
- There never was any surgery.
360
00:17:28,796 --> 00:17:31,324
The doctor says he only
has a little angina.
361
00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:32,807
Wow.
362
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,509
What a time to find out
your husband's a hermaphrodite.
363
00:17:41,264 --> 00:17:43,356
So you were just playing with us
364
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,405
when we're trying to help you?
365
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:48,456
By competing to see
who I would show my weakness to?
366
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,636
- Karen, you're right. I--
- Bah-bah-ka-ta-ta-bah-bah.
367
00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:55,867
You played with me and you lost.
368
00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:57,437
Let that be a lesson to you.
369
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,224
I think you forgot, kiddies,
370
00:17:59,268 --> 00:18:01,229
Karen Walker
doesn't do emotions.
371
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:03,540
Now get the hell out of here.
372
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:11,778
Rosaria:
So, who wins the money?
373
00:18:11,822 --> 00:18:14,786
Nobody. We, uh, split it
back up again.
374
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,181
Rosaria: [sighs] Okay.
375
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,715
- It's gone!
- Will: What? Who... Jack!
376
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:21,587
[instrumental music]
377
00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:26,818
Ms. Walker, I meant to give you
that earlier.
378
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,083
It's some of your husband's
personal effects.
379
00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:29,608
Thanks, doc.
380
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,788
So you must feel pretty good.
381
00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:33,662
Your husband's gonna be fine.
382
00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,144
You two really
dodged a bullet today.
383
00:18:35,188 --> 00:18:38,545
Oh, believe me, honey,
he's so happy to be alive,
384
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:40,463
I'm gonna be dodgin' it
all night.
385
00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:47,569
Oh, Stanley...
386
00:18:49,268 --> 00:18:50,751
you and your
pudgy little fingers.
387
00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:56,854
Karen, I just want to apolo...
388
00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:58,902
Oh, um.
389
00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:02,390
- Um-- um, I'll leave.
- No. No, don't.
390
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,793
You want me to stay?
391
00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:08,711
I thought
I was gonna lose him, Grace.
392
00:19:10,324 --> 00:19:12,199
It's funny, you know?
393
00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:14,640
We go through life pretty much
alone, and then one day
394
00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:17,168
you meet someone
and you hit it off.
395
00:19:17,212 --> 00:19:21,484
You have some laughs,
some tenderness, and then,
396
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,184
after a dozen Cosmos
397
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,363
and a private dick's review
of his liquid assets,
398
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:26,714
wham, you're married.
399
00:19:30,028 --> 00:19:32,077
Then, as quickly as it came,
it's taken away.
400
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:37,395
But, but nothing's been
taken away. Stan's fine.
401
00:19:37,439 --> 00:19:38,703
Yeah, but someday
he might not be.
402
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:39,574
What do I do then?
403
00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:42,452
That man is everything to me.
404
00:19:45,199 --> 00:19:47,901
Maybe that's the blessing
that's come out of all of this.
405
00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:51,824
You know, having Stan almost...
406
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,050
You know...
407
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,753
Made you realize just how much
love you've got for him.
408
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,241
I guess that's the trick,
409
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:04,553
to remember that love and--
and to show it to him every day.
410
00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:08,084
You're right.
411
00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:09,785
Maybe I'll give him
a little booby later.
412
00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:23,909
That sounds very romantic.
413
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,402
Thank you, Grace.
414
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,063
Okay.
415
00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:37,727
Does this mean you forgive me?
416
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,210
Yeah, you're off the hook.
417
00:20:39,254 --> 00:20:40,692
Just as long as nobody
finds out about this.
418
00:20:41,563 --> 00:20:42,566
About what?
419
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,917
That's my girl.
420
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,492
I'll call you tomorrow.
421
00:20:47,536 --> 00:20:49,062
Karen: Oh, Grace, uh...
422
00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:52,767
As long as we're bein'
all warm and fuzzy here...
423
00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:56,647
you know how I always
get on your case
424
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,521
about the way you dress
and the way you do your hair?
425
00:21:00,047 --> 00:21:01,223
Uh-huh.
426
00:21:01,268 --> 00:21:03,099
Well, really...
427
00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:06,106
when are you gonna do
somethin' about it?
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