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[instrumental music]
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Argh, will you let it go
already?
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I'm sorry, but your husband here
put a shameless move
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on the produce guy when I had
subtly signaled to him
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that he was to be
my hothouse tomato.
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S-- subtly? You-- you-- you
put the vegetable hose
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between your legs
and spritzed me.
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Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys.
I can end this right now.
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Although the produce man
handles fruit
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he does not sleep with it.
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He gave me his phone number.
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- He was fat.
- Thing on his lip.
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[chuckles]
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Automated message: You have one
message.
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Michael: Hey, Michael again.
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Michael: Listen, I've been
thinkin' and I'm gonna give you
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one chance to reconsider.
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Michael: Come on, Grace.
Call me. I--
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Oh...
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my...
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G--
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Why is my ex-boyfriend
calling you?
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Will, you stay out of this.
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Why is his
ex-boyfriend calling you?
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The man who dumped him after
seven years and left him
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with nothing but a broken heart
and couple of love handles?
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Michael called the other day.
He's back in Manhattan.
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He just moved into
a new townhouse
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and he asked me to decorate it.
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How could you even think--
Will, try and stay calm.
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Breathe.
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Here, put your head
between my knees.
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Pass. Uh--
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Will, I said no.
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I thought it might be
kind of weird for you.
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"Thought," "might," "kind of?"
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How could you? Don't Will's
feelings mean anything to you?
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Look, at least
I'm here for you, buddy.
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You can always count on me,
even to--
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[beeping]
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Oh, I gotta go.
Toby found a car. Ha-ha.
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Look, I d-- I didn't tell you
that he called
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because the last thing
I wanted to do
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was to put you in an
uncomfortable position--
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Gr-- Grace. You should do this.
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You were Michael's friend, too.
You hung out together.
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You were Buddhists
for a week together.
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I mean, you-- you-- you
gave him mono
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in a manner I'm still not
entirely clear on.
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It's fine.
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I don't buy it.
You're a well known liar.
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You seem to have it in your head
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that this is a bigger deal
for me than it is.
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It's been two years.
I'm over him. Do it.
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- You sure?
- I'm sure.
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Anyway, I know you want the job.
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You're already doing it
in your head.
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- I'm not.
- Living room?
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- Ethnic texture.
- Bathroom?
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- Plaid, fun, humor.
- Bedroom?
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Plush, white, the forties.
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- But you haven't thought of it?
- Hasn't even crossed my mind.
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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- 'Morning.
- 'Afternoon.
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Honey, I went out for drinks
last night with the girls.
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It was just me, Paloma,
Marlo and Mister Blackwell.
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They're all doing something.
I mean, take Marlo.
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She's always
working for charity.
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She's on the board of, uh...
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Oh, what the hell,
she's thin and busy.
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It just made me think.
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I mean, I'm 32 years old, and
what have I done with my life?
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Well, for one thing,
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you misplaced the better
part of a decade.
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So...
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I've come to a decision.
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I'm going to decorate
Michael's place.
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I mean, he's gay.
How hard could it be?
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Chrome, black leather,
a shower for six, done!
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[chuckles]
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Um-- um-- um, Karen?
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Okay. Uh, you know what?
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I really think that you are just
stretched too thin as it is.
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I mean, you have nails to file,
Vogues to read.
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And those pills
aren't gonna take themselves.
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Well, that's very sweet of you
honey, but I really think--
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Karen, I'm sorry, no.
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Oh.
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I understand.
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And you're right, I--
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I guess I really haven't
earned this opportunity.
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Thank you.
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It's yesterday's.
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It's cold.
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And there's Kahlua in it.
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But, thank you.
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I could... make a fresh pot.
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You don't know how.
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I could... fax something.
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You don't know how.
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- I could--
- You don't know how.
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Hey, I love this blouse.
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This fabric is just yummy.
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[gags]
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You know, you are a pretty lady.
I don't tell you--
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Okay, okay, okay, okay!
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Okay, now you're
creeping me out.
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Okay, okay,
you can-- you can do a chair.
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One, one, one chair.
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Oh, thank you.
Oh, you won't be sorry.
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Michael is gonna be so happy
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that Queen will be sittin'
on a throne.
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[instrumental music]
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Come on!
Come on, come on, come on.
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I don't understand
why you didn't just go
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in the movie theater.
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I can't pee in public bathrooms.
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Why not?
You do everything else in them.
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Block.
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Come on!
Come on, come on, come on.
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Hey, you look
like you're in pain.
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I am.
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That's why I probably
shouldn't do this.
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Oh, Grace, one thing.
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I want the powder room
to be kind of butch.
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Well, let's start with
not calling it the powder room.
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Michael?
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I-- I used to live there.
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- I used to live there, too.
- That's right.
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Was he a clean freak
with you, too?
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Did he follow you around
with a dust buster
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whenever you ate a muffin?
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You were allowed to eat
in the apartment?
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He must have liked you
more than a friend.
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Oh-- oh-- okay. Alright, here.
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Uh, I'll be right back.
I forgot my vitamin-E stick.
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I've been having such
dry lip issues.
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Uh, but we have all day
to talk about that.
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[elevator dings]
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Goodie.
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Michael.
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Will.
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Oh...
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my...
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Go--
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Oh...
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Wow. How are you?
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- Good, you?
- Good.
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I-- I haven't seen you in--
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When-- when was it?
Oh, it was the, um--
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Yeah, I know.
I know, it's been--
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Yeah, it's been s--
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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[chuckles]
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Okay, we can--
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Oh!
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Yes, gay-ja vu.
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[laughing]
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Uh, I-- I thought that you
and Jack were going to a movie.
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Yeah, we did, but, uh,
Jack had a large Sprite
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and, well,
I-- I promised him a gold star
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if we had a dry week, you know.
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[chuckles]
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Ah! Okay!
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Well, um, you know,
we should really go
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because, uh,
that way we won't...
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be here.
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- Hey, Will?
- Hmm?
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You look really good.
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Damn my tiny bladder.
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I can't believe I missed
what happened out there.
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Tell me everything.
Start from the beginning.
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How did he say I looked?
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Like you've put on a little ego.
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Can I just tell you?
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I could swear
I just got a vibe from Michael.
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Like he...
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still feels something.
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- Really?
- Well...
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I mean, come on,
uh, yeah, uh, y-- y-- yes,
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he's working with Grace,
but d-- d-- do they have to meet
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two feet from the apartment
we shared for seven years?
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Do they have to go
to the restaurant
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where we had our first date?
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Did he really say
nothing about me?
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He told me...
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I looked good.
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♪ You're boyfriend's back
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♪ He's gonna save
your reputation ♪
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♪ Hey la hey la ♪
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You know what I think?
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I think he realized
he made a mistake.
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So how does it feel?
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- Good, felt good.
- Yeah?
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Well... don't tell me. Tell him.
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- Really? Uh--
- Look-- look, Will.
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[sighs]
Ugh--
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If what's holding you back
is your attraction to me...
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I-- I just want you to know
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it will never happen.
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Okay? Let that...
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free you to pursue other,
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lesser men.
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Oh, Jack, there are
no lesser men than you.
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Thank you.
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[instrumental music]
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[phone ringing]
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Karen Walker Designs.
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Oh, hey, Grace.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, it's just been ringin'
off the hook all mornin'.
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No, of course,
I haven't answered it.
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I'm too busy working
on my chair.
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Oh, yeah. Good point.
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Why did I pick it up now?
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Ha-ha! She's crazy.
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[instrumental music]
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[knock on the door]
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- Will.
- Hey.
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Can I... come in?
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[laughs]
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Well, the place
is a bit of a mess.
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Still moving things in,
but, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Sure.
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- Very nice.
- Thanks.
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And it looks huge. What do you
need all this space for?
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Well, I'm thinking
of getting a chimp.
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You know how they like to cycle
around the place.
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Yeah, I've got my chimp
on a Nordic Trak.
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You know... he gets in
his little suit and hops on
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watches the TV.
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He loves it.
[chuckles]
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But enough about Jack.
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[chuckles]
So, uh, why are you--
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Well, I-- I didn't get
a chance to tell you
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when I saw you in
the hallway of awkwardness...
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that, uh...
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you look good, too.
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Thanks.
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Listen, I've been meaning
to call you.
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Eh, it's been a while
since we talked--
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Oh, wow.
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[chuckles]
The first thing
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we ever bought together.
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Unless you count the matching
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"I-Can't-Even-Think-Straight"
T-shirts.
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Look at it, here it is, right--
right in the middle of the room.
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Oh, the second hand
is still broken.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I've been meaning
to get that fixed.
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Listen, you wanna go for a walk?
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Mickey, look...
[clearing throat]
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Let me say this first. Umm--
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[chuckles]
You're back in town.
256
00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:26,192
You're-- you're spending
all this time with Grace.
257
00:12:26,236 --> 00:12:27,500
You-- you're hanging around
the old apartment.
258
00:12:27,544 --> 00:12:30,766
Now the clock.
I think we both know--
259
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:34,164
Look out. Ill-advise impulse
purchase coming through.
260
00:12:34,207 --> 00:12:35,775
- Where do you want it?
- Bedroom.
261
00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:37,388
Right.
262
00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:41,003
New York movers for you,
they move it and they judge it.
263
00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:41,874
- Will--
- Let me finish.
264
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:48,886
It just seems like you may
still have feelings for me.
265
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:51,762
And I-- I want you
to know that...
266
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,375
that I also--
267
00:12:54,419 --> 00:12:56,117
Do you need to be here for this?
268
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,773
Uh, yeah.
269
00:12:57,816 --> 00:13:00,299
I do.
270
00:13:00,342 --> 00:13:02,128
Will, this is Andrew Kirkland.
We live together.
271
00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:07,355
[scoffs]
Wow.
272
00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:09,358
First they move you in,
then they stay. Heh.
273
00:13:12,539 --> 00:13:14,673
- Will, he's my--
- I-- I know...
274
00:13:14,717 --> 00:13:17,112
who he is, Michael.
275
00:13:17,156 --> 00:13:18,158
- Andrew, nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
276
00:13:19,552 --> 00:13:21,904
I'm, uh-- I'm gonna be going.
277
00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:25,171
And, uh...
278
00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:26,173
I'm gonna take this with me.
279
00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:30,136
[instrumental music]
280
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,886
Karen: Oh, Grace.
Thank God, you're here.
281
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:39,327
My head is spinning
and not in a good way.
282
00:13:39,371 --> 00:13:41,069
Okay, okay.
Karen, calm down, calm down.
283
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,944
Uh, alright,
let's try a little experiment
284
00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:46,078
we did during my first year
at the Fashion Institute.
285
00:13:46,122 --> 00:13:48,300
[sighs]
Okay.
286
00:13:48,343 --> 00:13:50,434
One kiss and then back to work.
287
00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:51,480
No.
288
00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,320
A different experiment.
289
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:01,629
Okay.
290
00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:05,636
Sit in this chair
291
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,163
and pretend you're at home.
292
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:10,689
Honey, I can't do that.
My furniture's good.
293
00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:14,609
This is your third Manhattan.
294
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,133
I'm in the library.
295
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,879
- Music is playing.
- Good.
296
00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:22,798
Now, you are unwinding
after a nice dinner
297
00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:25,411
of cocktail onions
and lime wedges.
298
00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:26,370
Hmm.
299
00:14:27,981 --> 00:14:30,420
What are you doing?
[sighs]
300
00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:32,599
Probably yellin' at the fat one.
301
00:14:38,697 --> 00:14:41,484
Okay. Yelling at the fat one.
302
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:45,231
Known to his future therapist
as Mason.
303
00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:47,451
- Go.
- Okay.
304
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,151
"Hey, Little Buddha."
305
00:14:49,194 --> 00:14:50,719
"Where you goin'
with those pies?"
306
00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:56,512
[sighs]
307
00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,385
That didn't feel quite right.
308
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,999
- Uh, try another one.
- Oh! Okay.
309
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,396
Hmm.
310
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,923
"Mason, sweetie, would you like
a glass of milk with that pie?"
311
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:08,099
What the hell?
312
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:21,514
Okay, we're gonna keep
this one for your desk.
313
00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:24,695
- Okay, next.
- Oh! Okay.
314
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:31,358
"Drop those pies, boy.
You know the rule."
315
00:15:31,402 --> 00:15:33,013
"When we can see your neck,
you can have dessert."
316
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,634
"Rosario, hug the girl."
317
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:43,076
"The school said
she needs affection."
318
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:45,602
"Oh, and Stanley,
for God's sake."
319
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,909
"Get out of that tanning booth."
320
00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:48,563
"You're startin' to look
like a cheese doodle."
321
00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:52,876
Oh, this is a good one, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
322
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,709
Does your jaw unhinge
when you capture prey?
323
00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:02,589
How could you not tell me
Michael has a boyfriend?
324
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,419
Oh my God, what happened?
Did you guys talk?
325
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,076
Yeah, yeah, at his apartment,
when I went over and humiliated
326
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,515
myself by telling Michael
I still had feelings for him.
327
00:16:09,559 --> 00:16:11,519
Wait, what? I thought you said
that you were over him.
328
00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:13,305
Well, excuse me for lying!
329
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,700
Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
This is a place of business!
330
00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:20,405
We are trying to get some work
done in here and we don't need
331
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:22,016
you just barging--
332
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,803
Okay, I'm saying it
and I don't even buy it.
333
00:16:23,846 --> 00:16:25,066
[laughing]
334
00:16:27,679 --> 00:16:29,378
Okay, creative urge filled.
335
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,166
But my urge for a Gin Rickey
is still alive and kickin'.
336
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:34,953
Okay, I'm outa here.
Keep on yellin'. There you go.
337
00:16:36,652 --> 00:16:38,830
How could you not tell me
something like that?
338
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,790
I was trying to protect you.
339
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,184
Oh, nice-- nice job
of protection, Grace.
340
00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:45,538
If-- if you were a condom,
I'd be pregnant now.
341
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,064
Look, I thought I was being
a good friend. Believe me.
342
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,462
The last thing I ever wanted
was for you to get hurt.
343
00:16:51,505 --> 00:16:54,336
Oh, I know. I'm sorry.
I just, I--
344
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,905
I was out of my mind over there.
345
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,647
You know, I-- I took a clock!
Who does that?
346
00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:00,783
The deco clock
in the living room?
347
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,221
- Jack: Yeah.
- Oh, thank god. It was hideous.
348
00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:04,529
It didn't go with anything
I was doing.
349
00:17:04,573 --> 00:17:05,792
- Grace!
- Oh! Oh-- oh-- oh.
350
00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:07,491
Right, right, right, right.
Uh, your pain.
351
00:17:08,536 --> 00:17:09,887
How can I make it better?
352
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,326
Just, I... I just need you
to tell me everything.
353
00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:13,720
The-- it's-- it's much easier
354
00:17:13,764 --> 00:17:15,636
than-- than-- than finding out
from other people.
355
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,900
I don't know.
You're gonna get upset. I--
356
00:17:16,943 --> 00:17:18,729
- No, I won't.
- You promise?
357
00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:20,558
I promise.
358
00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:23,347
- Okay, what do you wanna know?
- When did they start going out?
359
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,265
- Oh, you're gonna get mad.
- No, I won't. Tell me.
360
00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:27,658
January.
361
00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:30,751
- Oh, okay. See? Perfectly calm.
- Of '97.
362
00:17:30,795 --> 00:17:32,973
What?
363
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,586
Two months after we broke up?
364
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,634
Damn it, Grace! Why don't you
just stick a knife in my heart?
365
00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:39,158
- But you said that you would--
- Oh! Don't listen to me.
366
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:41,031
- You know better than that.
- See? I was right!
367
00:17:41,074 --> 00:17:43,950
I knew you were gonna get mad!
368
00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:47,826
God, I went over there, I was--
I was wearing the good jeans.
369
00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:49,481
I-- I-- I-- I plucked
my eyebrows
370
00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:51,789
so I wouldn't have that scary
Peter Gallagher thing going on.
371
00:17:54,229 --> 00:17:55,580
- I'm an idiot!
- Oh, sweetie--
372
00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:58,628
No, don't. I can't believe you
did this to me.
373
00:17:58,672 --> 00:18:01,678
[instrumental music]
374
00:18:06,207 --> 00:18:07,689
Hey, little camper.
375
00:18:09,431 --> 00:18:10,737
How you doin'?
376
00:18:10,781 --> 00:18:13,569
Fantastic.
377
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:18,229
Look, Will, you need to find
some way to put this behind you.
378
00:18:18,274 --> 00:18:20,146
People get over people.
379
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:22,759
I've had to get over
a lot of people.
380
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,201
It's hard.
381
00:18:26,244 --> 00:18:29,381
Jack, I had a seven year
relationship.
382
00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:31,733
You had a restraining order
from the US gymnastic team.
383
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,007
Okay, suggestion? Get off your
huffy bike and let me help you.
384
00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:43,711
You have to get past
this Michael thing.
385
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,453
And I think I have
just the answer.
386
00:18:50,114 --> 00:18:51,421
Hi.
387
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,642
Jack, why is there
a sailor at my door?
388
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,521
Because... this sailor
is your new boyfriend.
389
00:18:58,564 --> 00:19:00,568
[gasps]
390
00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:05,186
You may now thank me.
391
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:08,801
Oh, there's a lot of things
I'd like to do to you right now.
392
00:19:08,844 --> 00:19:10,891
- I just need a yes or a no.
- Anchors aweigh!
393
00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:16,684
Vamos.
394
00:19:16,728 --> 00:19:17,817
Jack: I think
he's gonna be okay.
395
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,173
You wanna hear something
disturbing?
396
00:19:22,217 --> 00:19:24,612
That's the same guy Jack brought
me when I broke up with Danny.
397
00:19:28,925 --> 00:19:31,712
Perhaps you've forgotten,
but I'm not talking to you.
398
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,587
Okay, Will, what did you expect
Michael to do?
399
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:36,591
Pine away in a dark room
while listening to
400
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,071
"I Can't Live If Living
Is Without You?"
401
00:19:38,115 --> 00:19:41,426
No. There can be a lamp
in the room.
402
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,433
What is it?
403
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,002
I just, I c--
[sighs]
404
00:19:48,046 --> 00:19:49,615
I keep thinking
I'm over this guy.
405
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:53,012
A-- a-- and then it turns out
I'm not and I get pained.
406
00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:54,450
Will: Now, it's obviously
the same pathology
407
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,541
that keeps me going back to see
Kevin Costner movies.
408
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,377
Sweetie, you invested
seven years with Michael.
409
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,598
Uh, of course
it's gonna take some time.
410
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:07,648
Yeah, so how come he finds
somebody a-- after two months?
411
00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:09,782
Am I that easy to get over?
412
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:11,611
No. No, you're not.
413
00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,354
Well, how do you know?
You-- you wouldn't even--
414
00:20:13,398 --> 00:20:15,270
Will... I know.
415
00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,755
Oh, that's right.
416
00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:20,846
- You do know.
- Hmm.
417
00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:24,026
Okay, it was at college.
418
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:26,203
Okay, when you and I broke up
419
00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:28,033
it was for different reasons.
420
00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,472
I wanted to raise
the kids Jewish.
421
00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:32,258
You wanted to sleep with men.
422
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:40,316
- I really do enjoy that.
- Mmm.
423
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,670
The point being,
if I never got past that
424
00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:46,109
we wouldn't have this.
425
00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:49,290
This... this totally
inappropriate,
426
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:53,079
boundary less, highly
dysfunctional relationship
427
00:20:53,122 --> 00:20:55,953
that I cherish, oh, so much.
428
00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:57,609
Thanks, sweetie.
429
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,966
And I know that
you're feeling badly right now
430
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:05,362
but believe me,
this too shall pass.
431
00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:07,279
I guess.
432
00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:10,153
I just wish I could-- could say
the same about this cake.
433
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,251
Oh.
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