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During his time as president, Donald

During his time as president, Donald

During his time as president, Donald Trump has made himself one of the

Trump has made himself one of the

Trump has made himself one of the richest and therefore happiest men in

richest and therefore happiest men in

richest and therefore happiest men in the world. In fact, during the first

the world. In fact, during the first

the world. In fact, during the first year of his second term, Trump made 2.4

year of his second term, Trump made 2.4

year of his second term, Trump made 2.4 billion dollars. That's billion with a B

billion dollars. That's billion with a B

billion dollars. That's billion with a B and illion with an illion.

and illion with an illion.

and illion with an illion. Now, the money has come from a lot of

Now, the money has come from a lot of

Now, the money has come from a lot of areas, including the president's crypto

areas, including the president's crypto

areas, including the president's crypto coin. But let's not forget that he still

coin. But let's not forget that he still

coin. But let's not forget that he still makes millions off Trump merchandise.

makes millions off Trump merchandise.

makes millions off Trump merchandise. And there's plenty of it.

And there's plenty of it.

And there's plenty of it. >> Donald Trump just unveiled his latest

>> Donald Trump just unveiled his latest

>> Donald Trump just unveiled his latest venture, a limited edition 45 guitar.

venture, a limited edition 45 guitar.

venture, a limited edition 45 guitar. >> Launching a new cellular service it's

>> Launching a new cellular service it's

>> Launching a new cellular service it's calling Trump Mobile.

calling Trump Mobile.

calling Trump Mobile. >> Donald Trump introducing a new sneaker

>> Donald Trump introducing a new sneaker

>> Donald Trump introducing a new sneaker line.

line.

line. >> Trump coins, a true symbol of American

>> Trump coins, a true symbol of American

>> Trump coins, a true symbol of American greatness. Get a copy of God Bless the

greatness. Get a copy of God Bless the

greatness. Get a copy of God Bless the USA Bible now. It's Trump time. Get your

USA Bible now. It's Trump time. Get your

USA Bible now. It's Trump time. Get your watch today at gettrumpwatches.com.

watch today at gettrumpwatches.com.

watch today at gettrumpwatches.com. My new Trump fragrances are here. They

My new Trump fragrances are here. They

My new Trump fragrances are here. They make a great Christmas present. I've

make a great Christmas present. I've

make a great Christmas present. I've named them fight fight fight.

named them fight fight fight.

named them fight fight fight. >> Oh. Oh, I have been looking for a new

>> Oh. Oh, I have been looking for a new

>> Oh. Oh, I have been looking for a new fragrance that doubles as bear spray.

fragrance that doubles as bear spray.

fragrance that doubles as bear spray. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. So, it's pretty clear that the MAGA

So, it's pretty clear that the MAGA

So, it's pretty clear that the MAGA faithful, in an act of pure devotion,

faithful, in an act of pure devotion,

faithful, in an act of pure devotion, will buy anything from that man. And

will buy anything from that man. And

will buy anything from that man. And luckily, there's a new product they're

luckily, there's a new product they're

luckily, there's a new product they're going to love.

going to love.

going to love. >> We MAGA bros know that the best way to

>> We MAGA bros know that the best way to

>> We MAGA bros know that the best way to honor our president is to look exactly

honor our president is to look exactly

honor our president is to look exactly like him. That's why we wore the hat,

like him. That's why we wore the hat,

like him. That's why we wore the hat, and the other hat,

and the other hat,

and the other hat, and that hat, too. We wore the ear

and that hat, too. We wore the ear

and that hat, too. We wore the ear bandage, and we did the jerk off dance.

bandage, and we did the jerk off dance.

bandage, and we did the jerk off dance. But now, it's time for your love of

But now, it's time for your love of

But now, it's time for your love of Trump to level up. Introducing the

Trump to level up. Introducing the

Trump to level up. Introducing the presidential neck vag.

presidential neck vag.

presidential neck vag. Made of premium jiggle-responsive

Made of premium jiggle-responsive

Made of premium jiggle-responsive silicone and inspired by the fleshy

silicone and inspired by the fleshy

silicone and inspired by the fleshy folds of Donald Trump's iconic neck.

folds of Donald Trump's iconic neck.

folds of Donald Trump's iconic neck. The neck vag is the perfect accessory

The neck vag is the perfect accessory

The neck vag is the perfect accessory for your MAGA life.

for your MAGA life.

for your MAGA life. Strap it on at the next Trump rally, or

Strap it on at the next Trump rally, or

Strap it on at the next Trump rally, or just hang it with the guys, or wear it

just hang it with the guys, or wear it

just hang it with the guys, or wear it to that next presentation to get a boost

to that next presentation to get a boost

to that next presentation to get a boost of Trump swag.

of Trump swag.

of Trump swag. >> I finally have the confidence to get

>> I finally have the confidence to get

>> I finally have the confidence to get that big promotion. Thanks, Mr.

that big promotion. Thanks, Mr.

that big promotion. Thanks, Mr. President, for giving me a neck that

President, for giving me a neck that

President, for giving me a neck that looks like Bea Arthur got a Brazilian.

looks like Bea Arthur got a Brazilian.

looks like Bea Arthur got a Brazilian. >> This POTUS pocket is durable, yet

>> This POTUS pocket is durable, yet

>> This POTUS pocket is durable, yet sensitive.

sensitive.

sensitive. And don't worry about stains. It's

And don't worry about stains. It's

And don't worry about stains. It's water-resistant and self-cleaning. The

water-resistant and self-cleaning. The

water-resistant and self-cleaning. The cooter collar is great in any climate,

cooter collar is great in any climate,

cooter collar is great in any climate, from the bedroom to the bunker.

from the bedroom to the bunker.

from the bedroom to the bunker. >> In the end times, all I really need are

>> In the end times, all I really need are

>> In the end times, all I really need are two things: my gun and my presidential

two things: my gun and my presidential

two things: my gun and my presidential neck badge.

neck badge.

neck badge. >> Same here.

>> Same here.

>> Same here. >> Trump is the greatest president ever

>> Trump is the greatest president ever

>> Trump is the greatest president ever lead this beautiful nation.

lead this beautiful nation.

lead this beautiful nation. >> The worst is President Bush. Man, I hate

>> The worst is President Bush. Man, I hate

>> The worst is President Bush. Man, I hate Bush.

Bush.

Bush. >> I don't mind Bush.

>> Get your presidential neck badge today

>> Get your presidential neck badge today

>> Get your presidential neck badge today for only 47.45

for only 47.45

for only 47.45 and then you too can look like you're on

and then you too can look like you're on

and then you too can look like you're on the cover of a magazine.

the cover of a magazine.

the cover of a magazine. And for a limited time, we're offering

And for a limited time, we're offering

And for a limited time, we're offering the presidential neck badge in

the presidential neck badge in

the presidential neck badge in Mar-a-Lago gold for those more formal

Mar-a-Lago gold for those more formal

Mar-a-Lago gold for those more formal occasions.

occasions.

occasions. >> Do they come in women sizes?

>> Do they come in women sizes?

>> Do they come in women sizes? >> NO! THESE MAGA MUFFS ARE FOR MEN,

>> NO! THESE MAGA MUFFS ARE FOR MEN,

>> NO! THESE MAGA MUFFS ARE FOR MEN, alpha males only.

alpha males only.

alpha males only. >> Okay, got it.

>> Okay, got it.

>> Okay, got it. >> The presidential neck badge, open the

>> The presidential neck badge, open the

>> The presidential neck badge, open the floodgates of your love

floodgates of your love

floodgates of your love for Trump.