All language subtitles for ODAAT406

Aww. Aww, what's wrong? Not having a
care in the world getting you down?

It's Nora's and my three-month
anniversary.

Aww.

And I want to take her out and do
something nice.

Aww.

So can I have 40 bucks?

Aww, no.

Mom, please.

Here's 20.

Fold it in half and it looks like 40.

But I want to do something really big
and special.

Oh, you had her out in your grand
gestures to cover up your bad

communication.

Girls don't need all that. Just be nice
to her. Tell her she's pretty, it's

classic, and it's free.

If you're done giving bad advice, can I
go?

Tonight, there is a super moon.

You just take Nora's hand and look up
and let the magic of the super moon do

the rest.

Actually, the supermoon is just a
regular moon that's in its closest

position to the Earth's orbit, making
the lunar disk look larger than usual.

Go before you catch this.

Pero cuidado.

The supermoon makes people do super
romantic things.

How beautiful.

I really outdid myself.

If I wasn't already pregnant, I'd say,
let's go make a baby.

I can't wait to see our little
schnavery.

Schnavery. Do you love it? No, I hate
it.

But I love you. I love you, too.

I have never been so happy in my life.
Me, too.

Which is crazy, because I literally own
one of everything.

Three. Whoever said rich people can't be
happy hasn't met us.

If somebody would have told me ten years
ago that I'd be sober and with the love

of my life, I would have said, hey,
bartender, you're not my therapist.

I was always too scared to let anyone
in.

Figured if they saw the real me, they'd
head for the hills.

Or the ocean, depending on traffic.

But you saw me.

And you stayed.

I'm always going to stay.

Forever.

Avery, I can't wait to have this baby
with you.

And we have to have two more, because,
you know, three of everything.

Well, I guess there's only one thing
left for me to do.

Clean up after myself.

I'll get the tape measure.

Let's head back downstairs.

You did such a great job on the rooftop.

They're going to love it.

I love it.

Everything looks beautiful.

Especially in the light of the exactly
the same size as every other night moon.

You know, scientifically speaking, the
actual name of the super moon is Perigee

Sissagee. I love when you talk nerdy to
me.

Perigee Sissagee.

I'm really so happy we're staying
together for college.

It takes a load off, and now I really
can't wait till I'm at Yale. And I can't

wait till I'm at the equally prestigious
Quinnipiac University.

They call it the Yale of Connecticut.

It really is beautiful up here.

Yeah.

I wonder who did all of this.

I mean, at least we get to use it.

Think of it as recycled romance.

Great for the environment.

That's so hot.

I mean the earth, but also you.

Oh.

We're up here.

Alone.

Should we, you know, watch the new
episode of Batwoman?

Ruby Rose in a bat suit? Sign me up.

I love how we're so open with each other
about our crushes. Totally.

What do you have a crush on?

Ellen Page, Halsey, Samira Wiley,
Hermione Granger.

Wow.

Four people just flew right out.

One and a broomstick.

Come on, you've got some too.

Okay, I guess Emma Gonzalez and Janelle
Monae and Tanya the barista.

Who's Tanya?

That super cute barista that works on
the coffee shop in the corner.

Oh. I thought we were doing celebrity
crushes, not real people who work and or

live in our neighborhoods.

I'm so sorry. I probably only have a
crush on her because she gives me

coffee. I just have a crush on caffeine.

Elena, it's okay.

This is good.

Yeah. Look at us just freely talking
about who we find attractive.

We're so evolved.

Great. Great.

Great.

Someone's coming. It's probably who all
of this is for. Will they be mad?

Yeah. I ate all of these chocolate
hearts before you got here.

This is so romantic. I can't believe you
did all this for me.

I did do all of this.

I know how much you like flowers.

And tablecloth.

And wow, banners that are really banking
on us making it.

Relax. You can't fold it 20 enough times
to pay for all this.

I'm sorry.

I just brought you up here to look at
the money.

I've been trying to figure out something
special to do for a three-month

anniversary.

You don't have to do anything special.

It's like, be nice to me and tell me I'm
pretty.

I guess my mom knows how to get chicks.

What? Nothing.

Laura, I think you're the coolest,
prettiest girl I've ever known.

That worked.

Come here.

Hold it!

We were never here.

Enjoy the parakeets. I

don't know those people.

Where were we?

I think we were about to be over here.

Can't forget it, because it was weird.

Sometimes I just say random stuff.

Two months ago, the In-N-Out cashier
said, have a good day. And I said,

thanks, mommy.

I really freaked that dude out.

Come on, Alex.

What's going on?

know there's like sex right and then the
next thing you know you're married

and then you get a divorce and then i'm
a single mother struggling to have it

all i guess my parents divorce kind of
shook me up

i get it but not every marriage ends in
divorce that's true

my abuelos were madly in love always
like Ay, mi vida.

Ay, mi amor.

And she still goes on dates with him.
And he's been dead ten years.

That's so sweet.

Creepy, but still really sweet.

Anyway, there's nothing to worry about.
We just started dating, and we're

definitely not having sex.

Oh, we're not?

You just said you didn't want to.

Yeah, but I'm good now.

You're cute.

So am I looking at a man now?

Mom, Elena's being mean to me.

Ask and answer.

Come here.

I just want to say that I think it's
really cool that you set all that stuff

up for Nora.

I didn't set that stuff up. I knew it.

You're not that smooth.

All right, but if you didn't do it, then
who did?

I don't know. I guess somebody's getting
proposed to. Hey, you guys know pudding

can last for a year?

Oh, by the way,

Max is coming over.

He's super excited to take me to the
roof to see the super moon.

That's all he can talk about. I'm like,
easy, nerd. It's just a freaking moon.

Wait, wait, wait.

Max invited you up to the roof to see
the moon?

Yeah, I just said that. Would you just
get here?

Well, it's just because this is all
happening so fast.

I just don't know how I feel about you
going up to look at the moon.

What are you talking about?

She's got to go up there. This could be
her last chance to see a moon.

you 30. There will be plenty of moons.
Jupiter has four.

Okay.

I'm freaking out.

Mom is about to get a surprise proposed
to on the roof.

How do you feel about it?

Max makes her happy.

Not pudding happy, but happy.

And as far as cis white men go, you
probably can't do better.

Wait.

Are you gonna go look at the moon
wearing that?

Yeah, why? Is there some sort of super
moon dress code?

No, just... Maybe a little lipstick
instead of the pudding you stole out of

the earthquake, kid.

I'm going to replace it.

Yeah, a woman shouldn't have to dress up
just to satisfy a cultural ideal created

by men for men. Exactly. Except for
tonight.

Lou. Hey, you.

Hey.

So, uh, you excited?

Yes, you're the best as white guy.

No.

Hell no.

No, no, never, no, no, no, no, never.

Whoa. No, I'm sorry, Matt. I am. The
decorations, they're beautiful.

The flowers, the candle, oh, my God, the
freaking moon, it's perfect. But I can't

marry you. No, never, ever, like, never.
To clarify, the answer is no.

Cool.

Wow, your phone's back real quick.

Yeah, I didn't do all this.

Do I look like the kind of guy that has
to work this hard?

You know, I wasn't planning on
proposing.

I just want to come up to the roof.

Maybe get some under the light of the
supermoon.

That was almost awkward.

I like your plan. I do. I like it. Let's
go.

Just wait a second.

Now that you've turned down my
non-proposal, I'm, uh...

I'm wondering what it is about me that
made you do a one-woman show about the

word no.

Oh, Max, it's not like that.

I made a promise to myself to never get
married again, no matter what the

circumstances, even if I was lucky
enough to fall in love again.

I can't risk bringing someone into my
home and...

Have it be torn apart.

I won't put my family through that pain
again.

Maria.

Kate.

But I love you.

You're so sweet and charming and great
with my family.

And you drive me crazy.

You're perfect for me.

You're the husband I never want to
marry.

That's something I never thought I'd
want to hear.

It's not like you want to get married
anyway, right?

You're too busy traveling around the
world being this hot superhero medic

whose power is stopping different,
Terry.

Yeah, actually, since we're being
really, really, really on it, maybe we

should talk about my job.

Okay.

Look, when I took the job, I just needed
to get out of the city.

Everything here reminded me of you.

But I wound up loving it.

The thing is, I'm away a lot.

And I can't promise you when that's
going to end.

Is that okay with you?

So you're telling me you're here for a
couple months and then you're gone for a

couple of months?

Yeah, pretty much.

That's like my dream.

Mine too.

Flip my time between my two great loves.

You and this theory.

You are like my super moon. Every couple
months you come around and light things

up.

Penelope, will you agree to never live
together?

Never take my name.

Never file joint taxes.

But hang out with me a lot when both of
us want to.

I hate that we're on the same eye level.

But yes.

Yes, yes, Max.

Yes, a thousand times yes!

Mommy, congratulations!

Hey, welcome to the family!

Can I be your person of honor? Because I
was thinking we could go to the Museum

of Tolerance for your bachelorette
party.

Sounds like a rager.

I'm sorry, guys.

Max and I are not getting married.

It was the sweatpants, right?

Max and I love each other very much, and
we are deeply committed to each other,

but we're never getting married.

Like, never.

It's never.

Ever. Yeah, they get it. Okay,

but if Max didn't do this, and neither
did we, then who did? Because something

romantic's going down.

Someone's coming.

Hi. No, no, not in the awning. There's a
giant spider in there. We lost eyes.

Perfect.

I waited so long to do this.

Oh, I'm just glad we're finally going to
do it.

Are you sure you're ready? I am ready.

Should we just jump off the roof?

Leslie, help me take this top off.

It's really snug.

What are you doing? Don't scare an

old man like Leslie like that.

A little poppy dasher?

Yes. And this top is hard to get off.

I heard voices. Are we starting? Yes,
come in.

I was about to call you all to come up
here.

And it's neither.

The roof is...

Thank you for helping Leslie decorate.

Hey, there's nothing we Alvarez's won't
do for each other.

Mommy, what's going on? I thought you
and Dr. Berkowitz scattered Poppy's

ashes in Cuba.

Yeah, well, that was the plan.

But after we got there, I couldn't do
it.

It was not the Cuba that I remembered.

Everything was still there.

but it wasn't home anymore.

I guess I wanted to walk back into a
photograph,

but you never can.

Berto wanted his final resting place to
be at home, and I realized that

wherever we are, it's home.

Berto belongs with us.

Aquí.

It's beautiful, Mom.

I'm so glad you're doing this up here.

Actually, it was Leslie's idea to spread
Berto's ashes in the roots of gardens.

Since the first day I met Lydia, she
always spoke so lovingly of Berto's

perfect zucchini.

At first, it made me uncomfortable.

And then I realized, She was talking
about his garden.

And I thought, this is the place he
should be.

Papi loved coming up here.

He'd stay for hours, planting flowers,
growing vegetables.

Even at night, I'd find him working up
here.

I know it in my heart that this is where
Papi would want to be.

Vito, empieza.

Abuelita always says I remind her of
you.

I get it.

You were a good-looking man.

I'm gonna try really hard to live up to
who you were.

Te quiero.

I wish you could see me now, Abuelito.

You're old-fashioned, but...

You loved me. I know you would have
accepted me.

I miss you even more.

I love you.

I miss you every day, Poppy.

But you never feel far away because I
see you in the kids.

Papito's smile and Alana's spirit,
you're always there.

You'll always be with us.

Te quiero.

My dearest Berto, there is nothing I
would not do for you.

You can rest now.

You are home.

Poppy, poppy, poppy.

We're done.