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Let's start with the Democratic Party.
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Let's start with the Democratic Party.
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Let's start with the Democratic Party.
With the way the country is heading,
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With the way the country is heading,
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With the way the country is heading,
they are poised to make big gains in the
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they are poised to make big gains in the
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they are poised to make big gains in the
2026 midterms as long as they stay
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2026 midterms as long as they stay
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2026 midterms as long as they stay
focused and don't do anything stupid.
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focused and don't do anything stupid.
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focused and don't do anything stupid.
>> New reporting reveals a scammer stole
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>> New reporting reveals a scammer stole
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>> New reporting reveals a scammer stole
nearly $29,000 from the cashstrapped
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nearly $29,000 from the cashstrapped
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nearly $29,000 from the cashstrapped
Democratic National Committee last year
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Democratic National Committee last year
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Democratic National Committee last year
after posing as chairman Ken Martin in a
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after posing as chairman Ken Martin in a
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after posing as chairman Ken Martin in a
fraudulent email.
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fraudulent email.
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fraudulent email.
>> Jesus Christ.
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>> Jesus Christ.
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>> Jesus Christ.
Your 2026 Democratic Party, everyone. We
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Your 2026 Democratic Party, everyone. We
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Your 2026 Democratic Party, everyone. We
will stand up to the rising forces of
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will stand up to the rising forces of
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will stand up to the rising forces of
authoritarianism and tell them loudly
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authoritarianism and tell them loudly
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authoritarianism and tell them loudly
that our pit number is 10003.
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that our pit number is 10003.
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that our pit number is 10003.
But let's move on to someone who
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But let's move on to someone who
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But let's move on to someone who
probably could still win an election
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probably could still win an election
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probably could still win an election
against the Democratic party. Senator
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against the Democratic party. Senator
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against the Democratic party. Senator
Lindsey Graham.
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Lindsey Graham.
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Lindsey Graham.
Yesterday was his funeral and beforehand
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Yesterday was his funeral and beforehand
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Yesterday was his funeral and beforehand
his remains were honored in the Capitol
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his remains were honored in the Capitol
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his remains were honored in the Capitol
Ratunda. Personally, I don't understand
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Ratunda. Personally, I don't understand
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Ratunda. Personally, I don't understand
this tradition because I mean that's his
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this tradition because I mean that's his
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this tradition because I mean that's his
office. Like [laughter]
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office. Like [laughter]
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office. Like [laughter]
when I die, I don't want to be brought
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when I die, I don't want to be brought
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when I die, I don't want to be brought
back to work and displayed next to the
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back to work and displayed next to the
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back to work and displayed next to the
copy machine. You know, I want to be
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copy machine. You know, I want to be
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copy machine. You know, I want to be
shot out of cannon straight into the
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shot out of cannon straight into the
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shot out of cannon straight into the
Kalamazoo River as per Kapper family
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Kalamazoo River as per Kapper family
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Kalamazoo River as per Kapper family
tradition.
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tradition.
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tradition.
But the big story was President Trump's
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But the big story was President Trump's
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But the big story was President Trump's
appearance at the funeral where he made
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appearance at the funeral where he made
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appearance at the funeral where he made
sure that the tic tacs he chewed were
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sure that the tic tacs he chewed were
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sure that the tic tacs he chewed were
the funeral appropriate mint ones.
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the funeral appropriate mint ones.
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the funeral appropriate mint ones.
[laughter] I tell you now that is
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[laughter] I tell you now that is
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[laughter] I tell you now that is
leadership. This is a nation in
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leadership. This is a nation in
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leadership. This is a nation in
mourning. There will be another time for
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mourning. There will be another time for
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mourning. There will be another time for
citrus adventure.
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citrus adventure.
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citrus adventure.
And then our president and his newly
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And then our president and his newly
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And then our president and his newly
freshened breath stepped up to the
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freshened breath stepped up to the
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freshened breath stepped up to the
podium and attempted to say anything
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podium and attempted to say anything
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podium and attempted to say anything
nice.
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nice.
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nice.
Anything nice at all. No matter how
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Anything nice at all. No matter how
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Anything nice at all. No matter how
heated things got in Washington,
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heated things got in Washington,
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heated things got in Washington,
virtually everyone, Republican or
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virtually everyone, Republican or
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virtually everyone, Republican or
Democrat, liked Lindsay. Well, not
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Democrat, liked Lindsay. Well, not
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Democrat, liked Lindsay. Well, not
everybody, but it sounds good.
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everybody, but it sounds good.
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everybody, but it sounds good.
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>> I I can't believe I have to say this to
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>> I I can't believe I have to say this to
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>> I I can't believe I have to say this to
Donald Trump, but can you just lie to
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Donald Trump, but can you just lie to
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Donald Trump, but can you just lie to
us?
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us?
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us?
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[laughter]
It's a memorial. You could paint a
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It's a memorial. You could paint a
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It's a memorial. You could paint a
rosier picture. I didn't go to my uncle
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rosier picture. I didn't go to my uncle
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rosier picture. I didn't go to my uncle
Lou's funeral and tell everyone he was
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Lou's funeral and tell everyone he was
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Lou's funeral and tell everyone he was
the Zodiac Killer. I I said he was good
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the Zodiac Killer. I I said he was good
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the Zodiac Killer. I I said he was good
WITH NUMBERS, YOU KNOW.
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WITH NUMBERS, YOU KNOW.
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WITH NUMBERS, YOU KNOW.
Come on, Donnie. You guys SPENT SO MUCH
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Come on, Donnie. You guys SPENT SO MUCH
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Come on, Donnie. You guys SPENT SO MUCH
TIME TOGETHER. Maybe maybe maybe share a
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TIME TOGETHER. Maybe maybe maybe share a
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TIME TOGETHER. Maybe maybe maybe share a
a heartwarming story about how you two
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a heartwarming story about how you two
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a heartwarming story about how you two
met.
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met.
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met.
>> As you remember, Lindsay and I did not
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>> As you remember, Lindsay and I did not
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>> As you remember, Lindsay and I did not
exactly get off to the best of starts.
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exactly get off to the best of starts.
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exactly get off to the best of starts.
Back in 2016, Lindsay said something
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Back in 2016, Lindsay said something
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Back in 2016, Lindsay said something
rather nasty. So, naturally, I did
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rather nasty. So, naturally, I did
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rather nasty. So, naturally, I did
something that I shouldn't have done. I
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something that I shouldn't have done. I
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something that I shouldn't have done. I
shared his personal cell phone number
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shared his personal cell phone number
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shared his personal cell phone number
with the millions of people that
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with the millions of people that
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with the millions of people that
happened to be watching that particular
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happened to be watching that particular
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happened to be watching that particular
day as I made a speech.
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day as I made a speech.
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day as I made a speech.
>> [cheering]
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>> [cheering]
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>> Okay, interesting choice. I might have
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>> Okay, interesting choice. I might have
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>> Okay, interesting choice. I might have
chosen a moment that highlights
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chosen a moment that highlights
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chosen a moment that highlights
Lindsay's character, but I guess the
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Lindsay's character, but I guess the
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Lindsay's character, but I guess the
time he got 10,000 calls from guys named
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time he got 10,000 calls from guys named
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time he got 10,000 calls from guys named
Mike Roch and huge ass is [laughter]
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Mike Roch and huge ass is [laughter]
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Mike Roch and huge ass is [laughter]
also equally good. But the point is, you
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also equally good. But the point is, you
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also equally good. But the point is, you
got off to a bumpy start. You shared his
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got off to a bumpy start. You shared his
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got off to a bumpy start. You shared his
phone number, but that's all in the
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phone number, but that's all in the
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phone number, but that's all in the
past. And I remember the number 20228
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past. And I remember the number 20228
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past. And I remember the number 20228
0292 if anybody wants to give it a shot.
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0292 if anybody wants to give it a shot.
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0292 if anybody wants to give it a shot.
Who wants to GIVE IT A SHOT? WHAT DO YOU
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Who wants to GIVE IT A SHOT? WHAT DO YOU
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Who wants to GIVE IT A SHOT? WHAT DO YOU
THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN? YOU THINK THE
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THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN? YOU THINK THE
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THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN? YOU THINK THE
PHONE'S GOING TO start ringing in the
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PHONE'S GOING TO start ringing in the
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PHONE'S GOING TO start ringing in the
casket? Lindsay's going to burst OUT OF
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casket? Lindsay's going to burst OUT OF
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casket? Lindsay's going to burst OUT OF
THE COFFIN LIKE I GOT TO GET THIS. IT
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THE COFFIN LIKE I GOT TO GET THIS. IT
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THE COFFIN LIKE I GOT TO GET THIS. IT
COULD BE SOMEONE TRYING TO BOOK ME ON A
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COULD BE SOMEONE TRYING TO BOOK ME ON A
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COULD BE SOMEONE TRYING TO BOOK ME ON A
SUNDAY SHOW.
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SUNDAY SHOW.
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SUNDAY SHOW.
ALSO, why do you still know that number?
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ALSO, why do you still know that number?
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ALSO, why do you still know that number?
I don't even know my wife's number. I
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I don't even know my wife's number. I
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I don't even know my wife's number. I
just know like my number and like 1877
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just know like my number and like 1877
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just know like my number and like 1877
cars for kids. That's it.
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cars for kids. That's it.
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cars for kids. That's it.
Look, I I know Trump is the president,
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Look, I I know Trump is the president,
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Look, I I know Trump is the president,
so of course he had to speak. But I I do
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so of course he had to speak. But I I do
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so of course he had to speak. But I I do
hope that when he's finished, we get to
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hope that when he's finished, we get to
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hope that when he's finished, we get to
hear from someone outside of politics
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hear from someone outside of politics
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hear from someone outside of politics
with a with a more personal relationship
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with a with a more personal relationship
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with a with a more personal relationship
to the late senator.
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to the late senator.
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to the late senator.
>> Fox News host Sean Hannity uh is next up
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>> Fox News host Sean Hannity uh is next up
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>> Fox News host Sean Hannity uh is next up
to give remarks, to give a eulogy. Sean
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to give remarks, to give a eulogy. Sean
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to give remarks, to give a eulogy. Sean
Hannity.
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Hannity.
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Hannity.
They couldn't find a personal friend
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They couldn't find a personal friend
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They couldn't find a personal friend
that Lindsay loved, like a a predator
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that Lindsay loved, like a a predator
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that Lindsay loved, like a a predator
drone or something, you know? I mean,
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drone or something, you know? I mean,
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drone or something, you know? I mean,
have our politics and media fused so
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have our politics and media fused so
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have our politics and media fused so
tightly that a premier guest at a
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tightly that a premier guest at a
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tightly that a premier guest at a
senator's funeral is a pundit at a
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senator's funeral is a pundit at a
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senator's funeral is a pundit at a
right-wing network dedicated to paring
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right-wing network dedicated to paring
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right-wing network dedicated to paring
that specific senator's propaganda in an
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that specific senator's propaganda in an
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that specific senator's propaganda in an
escalating spiral of grievance and
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escalating spiral of grievance and
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escalating spiral of grievance and
culture war stoking. I mean, please,
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culture war stoking. I mean, please,
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culture war stoking. I mean, please,
please, please, please, please, please,
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please, please, please, please, please,
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please, please, please, please, please,
please, please tell me I am being too
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please, please tell me I am being too
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please, please tell me I am being too
cynical, that maybe this isn't all just
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cynical, that maybe this isn't all just
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cynical, that maybe this isn't all just
about propaganda and ratings, and this
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about propaganda and ratings, and this
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about propaganda and ratings, and this
speech will be a a beautiful, touching
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speech will be a a beautiful, touching
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speech will be a a beautiful, touching
tribute. Senator Graham was great for
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tribute. Senator Graham was great for
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tribute. Senator Graham was great for
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It's so true. It's so true. It's so
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It's so true. It's so true. It's so
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It's so true. It's so true. It's so
true. So true. Oh, you know what? Maybe
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true. So true. Oh, you know what? Maybe
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true. So true. Oh, you know what? Maybe
I have it all wrong. Maybe the first
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I have it all wrong. Maybe the first
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I have it all wrong. Maybe the first
thing St. Peter checks at the pearly
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thing St. Peter checks at the pearly
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thing St. Peter checks at the pearly
gates is the TV ratings. Mother Teresa,
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gates is the TV ratings. Mother Teresa,
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gates is the TV ratings. Mother Teresa,
you scored a 0.2 with the 18 to 45 demo.
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you scored a 0.2 with the 18 to 45 demo.
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you scored a 0.2 with the 18 to 45 demo.
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Enjoy hell,
You know what? Hannity didn't just come
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You know what? Hannity didn't just come
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You know what? Hannity didn't just come
to praise Graham's lasting effect on
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to praise Graham's lasting effect on
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to praise Graham's lasting effect on
sweeps week. No, he also wanted to
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sweeps week. No, he also wanted to
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sweeps week. No, he also wanted to
remind people how in life Graham so
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remind people how in life Graham so
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remind people how in life Graham so
dearly love proximity to power.
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dearly love proximity to power.
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dearly love proximity to power.
>> He would have been so honored, Mr.
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>> He would have been so honored, Mr.
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>> He would have been so honored, Mr.
President, that you were here, Mr. Vice
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President, that you were here, Mr. Vice
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President, that you were here, Mr. Vice
President, that you were here. I see the
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President, that you were here. I see the
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President, that you were here. I see the
Secretary of State is here. I see the
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Secretary of State is here. I see the
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Secretary of State is here. I see the
entire cabinet is here. Um, thank you
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entire cabinet is here. Um, thank you
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entire cabinet is here. Um, thank you
all of you, each and every one of you.
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all of you, each and every one of you.
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all of you, each and every one of you.
Chief of Staff is here. Steve Woodco is
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Chief of Staff is here. Steve Woodco is
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Chief of Staff is here. Steve Woodco is
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here.
>> Yes. My favorite part of the eulogy. Uh,
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>> Yes. My favorite part of the eulogy. Uh,
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>> Yes. My favorite part of the eulogy. Uh,
the crowd shout out section. [laughter]
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the crowd shout out section. [laughter]
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the crowd shout out section. [laughter]
Steve Whit is in Hizzy over here. What's
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Steve Whit is in Hizzy over here. What's
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Steve Whit is in Hizzy over here. What's
up, player? I see Marco Ruby over there
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up, player? I see Marco Ruby over there
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up, player? I see Marco Ruby over there
getting his grieve on. Yeah. Oh, there's
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getting his grieve on. Yeah. Oh, there's
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getting his grieve on. Yeah. Oh, there's
Big Heads Seth over there in the back at
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Big Heads Seth over there in the back at
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Big Heads Seth over there in the back at
the bar pouring one out. Oh, he's
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the bar pouring one out. Oh, he's
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the bar pouring one out. Oh, he's
drinking it. Oh, okay. It's 10:00 a.m.
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drinking it. Oh, okay. It's 10:00 a.m.
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drinking it. Oh, okay. It's 10:00 a.m.
You do you, boo. Do it. [laughter]
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You do you, boo. Do it. [laughter]
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You do you, boo. Do it. [laughter]
Tell you what, usually at a funeral,
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Tell you what, usually at a funeral,
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Tell you what, usually at a funeral,
there's some fond speculation about how
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there's some fond speculation about how
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there's some fond speculation about how
the deceased is in a better place. Maybe
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the deceased is in a better place. Maybe
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the deceased is in a better place. Maybe
uh give us some of that, Sean. Lindsay,
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uh give us some of that, Sean. Lindsay,
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uh give us some of that, Sean. Lindsay,
Mr. President,
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Mr. President,
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Mr. President,
I argue in my mind, probably has a
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I argue in my mind, probably has a
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I argue in my mind, probably has a
heavenly version of Mara Lago. He may
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heavenly version of Mara Lago. He may
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heavenly version of Mara Lago. He may
have a little more gold in in the Oval
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have a little more gold in in the Oval
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have a little more gold in in the Oval
Office in his mansion in heaven. And I
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Office in his mansion in heaven. And I
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Office in his mansion in heaven. And I
wouldn't be surprised if he added one
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wouldn't be surprised if he added one
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wouldn't be surprised if he added one
big beautiful ballroom and a arch
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big beautiful ballroom and a arch
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big beautiful ballroom and a arch
somewhere on the property. Okay. Okay.
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somewhere on the property. Okay. Okay.
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somewhere on the property. Okay. Okay.
You know, let me let me get this
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You know, let me let me get this
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You know, let me let me get this
straight. You're saying that when God
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straight. You're saying that when God
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straight. You're saying that when God
asked Lindsey Graham, "Where do you want
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asked Lindsey Graham, "Where do you want
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asked Lindsey Graham, "Where do you want
to spend eternity?" Lindsay said, "You
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to spend eternity?" Lindsay said, "You
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to spend eternity?" Lindsay said, "You
know that tacky club in Palm Beach
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know that tacky club in Palm Beach
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know that tacky club in Palm Beach
that's so ugly it became a nickname for
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that's so ugly it became a nickname for
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that's so ugly it became a nickname for
botched plastic surgery? I want you to
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botched plastic surgery? I want you to
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botched plastic surgery? I want you to
stuff a ballroom in it, slap an arch in
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stuff a ballroom in it, slap an arch in
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stuff a ballroom in it, slap an arch in
there, and then pack in an oval office."
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there, and then pack in an oval office."
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there, and then pack in an oval office."
So, I'm living in a Trump version of
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So, I'm living in a Trump version of
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So, I'm living in a Trump version of
back rooms. That's That's my little
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back rooms. That's That's my little
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back rooms. That's That's my little
slice of heaven. [cheering] I mean,
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slice of heaven. [cheering] I mean,
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slice of heaven. [cheering] I mean,
[applause] okay,
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[applause] okay,
with all due respect, with all due
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with all due respect, with all due
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with all due respect, with all due
respect, why the would anyone want that?
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respect, why the would anyone want that?
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respect, why the would anyone want that?
Because he would want to obviously
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Because he would want to obviously
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Because he would want to obviously
duplicate his dearest friend in life,
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duplicate his dearest friend in life,
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duplicate his dearest friend in life,
you, Mr. President.
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you, Mr. President.
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you, Mr. President.
>> Wow. Wow. That's really what it has all
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>> Wow. Wow. That's really what it has all
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>> Wow. Wow. That's really what it has all
come down to for Republicans. Your
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come down to for Republicans. Your
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come down to for Republicans. Your
entire life is so thoroughly and
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entire life is so thoroughly and
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entire life is so thoroughly and
abjectly reduced to the asskissing of
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abjectly reduced to the asskissing of
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abjectly reduced to the asskissing of
one man. And then when you die, other
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one man. And then when you die, other
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one man. And then when you die, other
Republicans use your eulogy to continue
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Republicans use your eulogy to continue
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Republicans use your eulogy to continue
the asskissing in a perpetual motion
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the asskissing in a perpetual motion
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the asskissing in a perpetual motion
machine of chapped lips and lubricated
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machine of chapped lips and lubricated
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machine of chapped lips and lubricated
cheeks.
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cheeks.
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cheeks.
And maybe [applause and cheering] MAYBE
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And maybe [applause and cheering] MAYBE
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And maybe [applause and cheering] MAYBE
and maybe you know what in some ways
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and maybe you know what in some ways
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and maybe you know what in some ways
sucking up to Trump is just the best way
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sucking up to Trump is just the best way
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sucking up to Trump is just the best way
to honor how Lindsey Graham lived his
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to honor how Lindsey Graham lived his
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to honor how Lindsey Graham lived his
life. But surely there must have been
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life. But surely there must have been
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life. But surely there must have been
some other thing this man was known for.
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some other thing this man was known for.
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some other thing this man was known for.
>> He was extremely hawkish. I will tell
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>> He was extremely hawkish. I will tell
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>> He was extremely hawkish. I will tell
you he never saw war that he didn't
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you he never saw war that he didn't
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you he never saw war that he didn't
like.
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like.
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like.
>> Yes, that is true. Perhaps the man loved
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>> Yes, that is true. Perhaps the man loved
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>> Yes, that is true. Perhaps the man loved
Donald Trump, but he also loved bombing
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Donald Trump, but he also loved bombing
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Donald Trump, but he also loved bombing
people. For more on the late Senator
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people. For more on the late Senator
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people. For more on the late Senator
Lindsey Graham and his funeral, let's
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Lindsey Graham and his funeral, let's
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Lindsey Graham and his funeral, let's
turn now to our senior political
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turn now to our senior political
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turn now to our senior political
correspondent, Troy Iada. TROY.
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correspondent, Troy Iada. TROY.
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correspondent, Troy Iada. TROY.
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>> TRE, where are you?
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>> TRE, where are you?
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>> TRE, where are you?
>> Uh, Jordan, I'm here. I'm on the scene
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>> Uh, Jordan, I'm here. I'm on the scene
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>> Uh, Jordan, I'm here. I'm on the scene
in Lindsey Graham's heaven.
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in Lindsey Graham's heaven.
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in Lindsey Graham's heaven.
>> Oh. [laughter]
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>> Oh. [laughter]
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>> Oh. [laughter]
>> Oh, I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry. I didn't I
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>> Oh, I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry. I didn't I
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>> Oh, I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry. I didn't I
didn't even know you died.
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didn't even know you died.
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didn't even know you died.
>> Wow. What a great friend. Um uh no, no,
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>> Wow. What a great friend. Um uh no, no,
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>> Wow. What a great friend. Um uh no, no,
no. I'm not dead. I'm in a K-hole right
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no. I'm not dead. I'm in a K-hole right
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no. I'm not dead. I'm in a K-hole right
now on Earth, but my friend's doing CPR,
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now on Earth, but my friend's doing CPR,
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now on Earth, but my friend's doing CPR,
so I have a few minutes to talk.
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so I have a few minutes to talk.
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so I have a few minutes to talk.
>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
Well, I hope that works out for you, but
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Well, I hope that works out for you, but
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Well, I hope that works out for you, but
I'm I'm just surprised that Lindsey
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I'm I'm just surprised that Lindsey
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I'm I'm just surprised that Lindsey
Graham's heaven looks like Mara Lago.
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Graham's heaven looks like Mara Lago.
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Graham's heaven looks like Mara Lago.
>> Yeah, of course. And you're surprised.
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>> Yeah, of course. And you're surprised.
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>> Yeah, of course. And you're surprised.
You Brooklyn liberals all think heaven
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You Brooklyn liberals all think heaven
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You Brooklyn liberals all think heaven
is some natural wine bar where you
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is some natural wine bar where you
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is some natural wine bar where you
reunite with all the dead people from
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reunite with all the dead people from
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reunite with all the dead people from
your polycule.
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your polycule.
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your polycule.
But news flash, this is what heaven
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But news flash, this is what heaven
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But news flash, this is what heaven
looks like for real Americans, like
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looks like for real Americans, like
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looks like for real Americans, like
Lindsey Graham. I mean, who wouldn't
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Lindsey Graham. I mean, who wouldn't
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Lindsey Graham. I mean, who wouldn't
want to spend eternity here?
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want to spend eternity here?
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want to spend eternity here?
I guess that's fair. It's It's not that
458
00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:09,279
I guess that's fair. It's It's not that
459
00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:11,750
I guess that's fair. It's It's not that
bad. You got good weather, ambiance,
460
00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:11,760
bad. You got good weather, ambiance,
461
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,230
bad. You got good weather, ambiance,
spending your days lounging in a cabana.
462
00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:14,240
spending your days lounging in a cabana.
463
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,310
spending your days lounging in a cabana.
>> Whoa. Whoa. A cabana. Whoa. You got
464
00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:16,320
>> Whoa. Whoa. A cabana. Whoa. You got
465
00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,310
>> Whoa. Whoa. A cabana. Whoa. You got
cabana bucks? Whoa. Those are those are
466
00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:18,320
cabana bucks? Whoa. Those are those are
467
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,030
cabana bucks? Whoa. Those are those are
like $200 a day. I'm just going to I'm
468
00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:21,040
like $200 a day. I'm just going to I'm
469
00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,150
like $200 a day. I'm just going to I'm
going to find a chair in the sun.
470
00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:22,160
going to find a chair in the sun.
471
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,430
going to find a chair in the sun.
>> Wait. I mean, wait. You have to pay
472
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:23,440
>> Wait. I mean, wait. You have to pay
473
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,750
>> Wait. I mean, wait. You have to pay
money in heaven. Uh, yeah. Duh. How else
474
00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:25,760
money in heaven. Uh, yeah. Duh. How else
475
00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:29,590
money in heaven. Uh, yeah. Duh. How else
do you think you get in here?
476
00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:29,600
477
00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,590
Like kindness to your fellow man, the
478
00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:31,600
Like kindness to your fellow man, the
479
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,269
Like kindness to your fellow man, the
grace of the Lord. That sounds like
480
00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:33,279
grace of the Lord. That sounds like
481
00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:34,870
grace of the Lord. That sounds like
someone's going to the red roof in
482
00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:34,880
someone's going to the red roof in
483
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,430
someone's going to the red roof in
heaven. [laughter]
484
00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:37,440
heaven. [laughter]
485
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,710
heaven. [laughter]
Enjoy that Boingo hot spot, Jordan. Um,
486
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:40,720
Enjoy that Boingo hot spot, Jordan. Um,
487
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,030
Enjoy that Boingo hot spot, Jordan. Um,
look, this place is for winners. There's
488
00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:43,040
look, this place is for winners. There's
489
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,990
look, this place is for winners. There's
unlimited Wi-Fi for $12.99.
490
00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:46,000
unlimited Wi-Fi for $12.99.
491
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,310
unlimited Wi-Fi for $12.99.
Uh, the omelette bar has ham cubes and
492
00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:48,320
Uh, the omelette bar has ham cubes and
493
00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,269
Uh, the omelette bar has ham cubes and
lip filler. And all night, every night,
494
00:09:51,269 --> 00:09:51,279
lip filler. And all night, every night,
495
00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:55,030
lip filler. And all night, every night,
you dance to the YMCA over and over and
496
00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:55,040
you dance to the YMCA over and over and
497
00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:59,030
you dance to the YMCA over and over and
over and over again. And your arms never
498
00:09:59,030 --> 00:09:59,040
over and over again. And your arms never
499
00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,870
over and over again. And your arms never
get tired, no matter how much you want
500
00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:00,880
get tired, no matter how much you want
501
00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,389
get tired, no matter how much you want
them to. [laughter]
502
00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:02,399
them to. [laughter]
503
00:10:02,399 --> 00:10:04,230
them to. [laughter]
>> I got to say that that doesn't exactly
504
00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:04,240
>> I got to say that that doesn't exactly
505
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,150
>> I got to say that that doesn't exactly
sound like paradise. Well, Lindsay loves
506
00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:06,160
sound like paradise. Well, Lindsay loves
507
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,910
sound like paradise. Well, Lindsay loves
it. Okay. Sorry you don't get your
508
00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:07,920
it. Okay. Sorry you don't get your
509
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,829
it. Okay. Sorry you don't get your
liberal fantasy where Zoron feeds you
510
00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:09,839
liberal fantasy where Zoron feeds you
511
00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:12,070
liberal fantasy where Zoron feeds you
non GMO grapes on a free bus driven by a
512
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:12,080
non GMO grapes on a free bus driven by a
513
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,030
non GMO grapes on a free bus driven by a
trans Karl Marx. [laughter]
514
00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:15,040
trans Karl Marx. [laughter]
515
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,949
trans Karl Marx. [laughter]
What are you talking about? Look, the
516
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:16,959
What are you talking about? Look, the
517
00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,350
What are you talking about? Look, the
point is Lindsay's happy here. He gets
518
00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:19,360
point is Lindsay's happy here. He gets
519
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,670
point is Lindsay's happy here. He gets
to be with all his bestest friends like
520
00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:21,680
to be with all his bestest friends like
521
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,990
to be with all his bestest friends like
like Roy Conn and Herman Kaine and
522
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:24,000
like Roy Conn and Herman Kaine and
523
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,389
like Roy Conn and Herman Kaine and
Jeffrey Epstein, you know.
524
00:10:26,389 --> 00:10:26,399
Jeffrey Epstein, you know.
525
00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:28,310
Jeffrey Epstein, you know.
>> Yes, I see you Jeffrey in the pool. That
526
00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:28,320
>> Yes, I see you Jeffrey in the pool. That
527
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,509
>> Yes, I see you Jeffrey in the pool. That
was a great dive.
528
00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:29,519
was a great dive.
529
00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:31,750
was a great dive.
>> Troy, those are all Trump's friends. Is
530
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:31,760
>> Troy, those are all Trump's friends. Is
531
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,590
>> Troy, those are all Trump's friends. Is
that really all Lindsey Graham wants to
532
00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:33,600
that really all Lindsey Graham wants to
533
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:33,910
that really all Lindsey Graham wants to
do?
534
00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:33,920
do?
535
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,310
do?
>> No. No. Okay, he has lots of options. He
536
00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:36,320
>> No. No. Okay, he has lots of options. He
537
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,470
>> No. No. Okay, he has lots of options. He
can spend his days roaming the halls.
538
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:38,480
can spend his days roaming the halls.
539
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,870
can spend his days roaming the halls.
The tap tap tap of his footsteps echoing
540
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:40,880
The tap tap tap of his footsteps echoing
541
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,110
The tap tap tap of his footsteps echoing
off the marble tiles as he passes
542
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:43,120
off the marble tiles as he passes
543
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,110
off the marble tiles as he passes
through corridors of dolls with Trump's
544
00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:45,120
through corridors of dolls with Trump's
545
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,310
through corridors of dolls with Trump's
face on them. Staring at him, his skin
546
00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:48,320
face on them. Staring at him, his skin
547
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,389
face on them. Staring at him, his skin
slowly flaking off, revealing a body
548
00:10:50,389 --> 00:10:50,399
slowly flaking off, revealing a body
549
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:53,509
slowly flaking off, revealing a body
still alive yet decomposing.
550
00:10:53,509 --> 00:10:53,519
still alive yet decomposing.
551
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,150
still alive yet decomposing.
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
552
00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:56,160
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
553
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,269
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man,
554
00:10:57,269 --> 00:10:57,279
I said, young man,
555
00:10:57,279 --> 00:10:58,790
I said, young man,
>> wait, wait. I know you know I know what
556
00:10:58,790 --> 00:10:58,800
>> wait, wait. I know you know I know what
557
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,949
>> wait, wait. I know you know I know what
this is. THIS IS A TWILIGHT Zone thing.
558
00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:00,959
this is. THIS IS A TWILIGHT Zone thing.
559
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,630
this is. THIS IS A TWILIGHT Zone thing.
It looks like heaven at first, but then
560
00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:02,640
It looks like heaven at first, but then
561
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,069
It looks like heaven at first, but then
you realize he's actually getting
562
00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:04,079
you realize he's actually getting
563
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:04,550
you realize he's actually getting
punished.
564
00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:04,560
punished.
565
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,990
punished.
>> Okay, of course you think it's a
566
00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:06,000
>> Okay, of course you think it's a
567
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,590
>> Okay, of course you think it's a
punishment. You'd prefer spending your
568
00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:07,600
punishment. You'd prefer spending your
569
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,829
punishment. You'd prefer spending your
days watching nude Hassan Twitch
570
00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:09,839
days watching nude Hassan Twitch
571
00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:11,990
days watching nude Hassan Twitch
streams while a Native American drag
572
00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:12,000
streams while a Native American drag
573
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,190
streams while a Native American drag
queen reads you the Quran.
574
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:15,200
queen reads you the Quran.
575
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,550
queen reads you the Quran.
This is heaven for Lindsay. Okay. Does
576
00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:18,560
This is heaven for Lindsay. Okay. Does
577
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,550
This is heaven for Lindsay. Okay. Does
it sound like a Twilight Zone thing to
578
00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:20,560
it sound like a Twilight Zone thing to
579
00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,470
it sound like a Twilight Zone thing to
forever gaze into Trump's reflecting
580
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:22,480
forever gaze into Trump's reflecting
581
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,269
forever gaze into Trump's reflecting
pool? Your body slowly being overcome by
582
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:25,279
pool? Your body slowly being overcome by
583
00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:28,150
pool? Your body slowly being overcome by
algae as you stare into the waters.
584
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:28,160
algae as you stare into the waters.
585
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,430
algae as you stare into the waters.
Seeing not your reflection but Trump's.
586
00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:31,440
Seeing not your reflection but Trump's.
587
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,350
Seeing not your reflection but Trump's.
Hearing not your voice but the howling
588
00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:33,360
Hearing not your voice but the howling
589
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,870
Hearing not your voice but the howling
cries from the wars you pushed for.
590
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:36,880
cries from the wars you pushed for.
591
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,590
cries from the wars you pushed for.
>> Young man, pick yourself off the ground.
592
00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:39,600
>> Young man, pick yourself off the ground.
593
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,150
>> Young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I say
594
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:40,160
I say
595
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,389
I say
>> no. No. THIS IS THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
596
00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:42,399
>> no. No. THIS IS THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
597
00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:43,509
>> no. No. THIS IS THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
YOU'RE DOING THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
598
00:11:43,509 --> 00:11:43,519
YOU'RE DOING THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
599
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,269
YOU'RE DOING THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
>> JORDAN, COME ON. THIS PLACE IS FILLED
600
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:45,279
>> JORDAN, COME ON. THIS PLACE IS FILLED
601
00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:47,509
>> JORDAN, COME ON. THIS PLACE IS FILLED
WITH beautiful buxom ladies everywhere
602
00:11:47,509 --> 00:11:47,519
WITH beautiful buxom ladies everywhere
603
00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:50,230
WITH beautiful buxom ladies everywhere
who want to have sex with him. Does that
604
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:50,240
who want to have sex with him. Does that
605
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,310
who want to have sex with him. Does that
sound like a punishment for Lindsey
606
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:52,320
sound like a punishment for Lindsey
607
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,948
sound like a punishment for Lindsey
Graham?
608
00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:53,958
Graham?
609
00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:57,878
Graham?
[cheering]
610
00:11:57,878 --> 00:11:57,888
611
00:11:57,888 --> 00:12:02,550
[applause]
612
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:02,560
613
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,389
>> I just heard myself say it and it does
614
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:04,399
>> I just heard myself say it and it does
615
00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:07,750
>> I just heard myself say it and it does
sound like the Twilight Zone.
616
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:07,760
sound like the Twilight Zone.
617
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,430
sound like the Twilight Zone.
>> Yeah. Am I black and white now? Yeah,
618
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:09,440
>> Yeah. Am I black and white now? Yeah,
619
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,269
>> Yeah. Am I black and white now? Yeah,
this is definitely the Twilight Zone.
620
00:12:11,269 --> 00:12:11,279
this is definitely the Twilight Zone.
621
00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:15,079
this is definitely the Twilight Zone.
Roy everyone.
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