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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:49,592 - There's joy 2 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,969 Hello, hello, swallows 3 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:54,045 There's joy In the sky 4 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,968 Over the roofs There's joy 5 00:00:57,225 --> 00:01:00,636 And sun in the little streets There's joy, everywhere there's joy 6 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,265 All day long my heart beats, capsizes and staggers 7 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:09,309 It's love That comes with whatever 8 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,696 It's love, hello hello ladies, there's joy 9 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:15,316 Everywhere there is joy 10 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:17,659 The baker kneads the dough with both arms 11 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:21,079 He makes good bread so fine that I am hungry 12 00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:25,223 We see the mailman flying over there 13 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,792 Like a blue angel Bringing his letters to God 14 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,127 Miracle without a name 15 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:32,465 At station Javel 16 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:35,465 We see the subway Coming out of its tunnel 17 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:37,763 Drunk with sun, songs, 18 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,426 And flowers... 19 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:42,351 It runs toward the woods It runs at full steam 20 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:46,814 There's joy, the Eiffel tower goes for a walk 21 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:50,187 Like a mad woman she jumps over the Seine, then she says 22 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:52,312 "Too bad for me if I get sick" 23 00:01:52,572 --> 00:01:55,442 I was bored all alone In my corner" 24 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:57,864 There's joy... 25 00:01:58,244 --> 00:02:00,949 the taxman put on his vest 26 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:04,178 Closes shop and says in a very very kind way 27 00:02:04,563 --> 00:02:08,125 Hello, for today the collect is over, keep it all gentlemen. 28 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,168 But suddenly I wake up 29 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:13,589 In my bed, So, I was dreaming 30 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:16,257 for sure as the sky is gray 31 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,215 I must get up, wash up 32 00:02:18,598 --> 00:02:21,053 Get dressed And not sing 33 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:24,470 If you have nothing to say But I still believe 34 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:28,057 That this dream is good As it let me make a song. 35 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:31,442 Song of Spring Song of love 36 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:35,105 Song for 20 years old Song for always 37 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:38,028 There is joy... 38 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:42,413 The Suicide Shop 39 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:19,940 - What happened to you? 40 00:03:20,013 --> 00:03:22,693 You wanted to commit suicide? Right? Well yes, of course. 41 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,578 - Don't you know it's forbidden? 42 00:03:25,352 --> 00:03:28,454 - What? It's forbidden to commit suicide? 43 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:31,290 Yes, on the public roads. Everybody knows that. 44 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:32,708 - I did not know. Sorry. 45 00:03:32,776 --> 00:03:36,173 - Luckily the cop didn't see it. You would have been fined. 46 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,502 And it's not a small fine. I can tell you. 47 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:42,469 - What do I care if I'm dead. 48 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:46,846 - What are you thinking? They would have gone after your family. 49 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,684 - They couldn't. I have no family left. 50 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:55,400 And if you miss? What do you get? 51 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:58,732 A fine and a wheelchair. You get the picture? 52 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:00,526 - What do you propose then? 53 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,905 - Shh... 54 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,489 Follow me. 55 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:08,431 Stop! 56 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,725 With the crisis, which bugs you 57 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:35,271 - With the crisis which bugs you 58 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:39,566 - What is sweeter than an exquisite death 59 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,572 - An exquisite death 60 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,275 Be lucid and daring 61 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,151 Be lucid and daring 62 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,080 Let's say it 63 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,699 - Long life to suicide! 64 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:59,419 - Enter, enter Do not be afraid 65 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:02,374 We are open until 20 pm 66 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:03,882 Everything is fast 67 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,419 Nothing is misleading 68 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,552 To help you die is our happiness. 69 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,597 - Although it costs you The first step 70 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:14,262 Remember that We are here 71 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:15,722 - To help you 72 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:17,354 Without fuss 73 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:21,151 To go from life to death 74 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,363 From life to death 75 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:26,493 With the crisis, which bugs you 76 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,621 With the crisis, which bugs you 77 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,781 - What is sweeter than An exquisite death 78 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:37,163 An exquisite death Be lucid 79 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:39,586 Daring Be lucid 80 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:41,377 and daring 81 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,135 Let's say it 82 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,927 Long life to suicide! 83 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,557 - Welcome to paradise 84 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,475 End of worries As I am saying 85 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:57,853 - Everything is allowed 86 00:05:58,234 --> 00:05:59,397 Nothing forbidden 87 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,731 - Except that we don't give credit 88 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:05,320 To depart There's a thousand ways 89 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,238 - A fatal choice 300 poisons 90 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,620 Not to mention the hanging- 91 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:14,453 It's her passion 92 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:18,499 - Just to think about it gives me a thrill 93 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,457 The great thrill 94 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,667 With the crisis- 95 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:23,999 which bugs you 96 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,383 With the crisis which bugs you 97 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:28,969 - What is sweeter Than an exquisite death 98 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:32,090 An exquisite death 99 00:06:32,477 --> 00:06:35,596 Be lucid and daring 100 00:06:35,855 --> 00:06:38,061 Be lucid and daring 101 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,101 Let's say it 102 00:06:40,485 --> 00:06:43,521 Long life to suicide! 103 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,689 We offer quality products. 104 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:50,109 We guarantee death. 105 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,413 Our motto is to reassure 106 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:57,496 Either deceased or reimbursed 107 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:04,668 - We are useful to the whole city - They're useful 108 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:10,045 To the whole city - Whatever your profile 109 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:12,595 Our profile 110 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,763 Forget it all. Die in peace. 111 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,019 Die in peace. 112 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:23,225 Goodbye, life So be it 113 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,528 Oh, it looks good... 114 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,030 - Hello. 115 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,699 - Enter. Welcome. 116 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,657 - We will help you. 117 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,155 Right here 118 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:39,700 In this store you will find what you need to kill yourself 119 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:41,794 It's for this gentleman. 120 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,378 I know. Mishima! 121 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,873 - What can I do for your pleasure? 122 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:50,800 - Ben... 123 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:54,300 - We have the hemp rope. Squeak, hanging. 124 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:58,346 Effective. We can provide the stool. 125 00:07:58,729 --> 00:07:59,559 Otherwise, 126 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:01,896 We also have it synthetic 127 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:04,647 The poison, a variety of vials. 128 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,269 Many different speeds. This one, expensive, but crushes you 129 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:08,853 in 3 seconds. You are gone! 130 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,236 Gas 131 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:15,195 granules, 1 bullet revolvers. The second is useless. 132 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:18,746 Sleeping pills, toadstools, 133 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:20,405 Or razor blades. 134 00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:24,921 Bath, open veins... Unstoppably photogenic. 135 00:08:25,298 --> 00:08:27,006 My son sharpens them 136 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:29,127 one by one. 137 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:30,886 Oh yeah. 138 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:32,293 - So? 139 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,711 What do you say? 140 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:34,928 In fact... 141 00:08:35,308 --> 00:08:37,135 As blades we also have low prices 142 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:38,977 Rusty ones. 143 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:42,639 If you don't cut deep enough tetanus is guaranteed 144 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,851 Ah yes, it is tempting. 145 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:48,443 In fact, I hesitate between the gas and the poison. 146 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:49,687 - Yes... 147 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,480 - I'll take a poison. 148 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:56,651 Take this. It's on sale. Lightning quick. Guaranteed result. 149 00:08:56,913 --> 00:08:59,997 It sells really well. It's trendy. 150 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,414 - I'll take that, then. 151 00:09:02,794 --> 00:09:03,992 - Lucrèce... 152 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,623 Do I gift wrap it? 153 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:06,787 - No. It's for me. 154 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:08,751 - It would be more joyful. 155 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,047 That's it. 156 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,502 58 euros. Ah yes, still... 157 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,547 You can give death to yourself 158 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:17,469 but death itself is not free. 159 00:09:18,664 --> 00:09:21,308 Anyway, where you are going you won't spend a penny. 160 00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:25,936 Cries of pain 161 00:09:26,192 --> 00:09:29,027 Are you expecting a happy event? 162 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,108 - Happy, not sure. 163 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:33,770 - It will be soon? - Imminent. 164 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:35,818 And you, you have orphans? 165 00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:38,151 Excuse me? I mean you have children? 166 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:40,826 - No. Seeing what life has in store for them... 167 00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:42,666 Goodbye, sir. 168 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,453 - Thank you very much Madam. 169 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,306 Well then, good evening. 170 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:03,560 - Thank you. Sorry. 171 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,952 What's good 172 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,662 Resisting 173 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,044 When life is not rosy 174 00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:31,082 When the mood 175 00:10:31,466 --> 00:10:34,917 Is gloomy 176 00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:39,972 What's the use fighting 177 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,553 Against pessimism 178 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:47,352 But what is being proposed 179 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:51,727 - Sadness, horror, etc 180 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,562 Nothing to say When one sees that 181 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:57,273 It's not worse 182 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:01,110 than being rats 183 00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:14,841 - To stop climbing those stairs 184 00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:20,010 To stop seeing this scene 185 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:24,304 To leave before dawn 186 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:28,849 Because in a few moments 187 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:31,308 No regrets 188 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,183 Or remorse 189 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,607 I will finally be dead. 190 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:41,483 - This isn't very joyful Admit it 191 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,992 But it's like that. Admit it, 192 00:11:44,372 --> 00:11:46,530 It's no use 193 00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:51,293 of crying for him. 194 00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:59,585 No shit- It isn't worth staying alive. 195 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:02,963 And yet I believed in it. 196 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:07,553 I did my best. Whatever I could. 197 00:12:10,982 --> 00:12:15,394 But I admit defeat. 198 00:12:18,156 --> 00:12:20,279 He isn't wrong He is right. 199 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,698 At this stage anyway 200 00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:27,289 Might as well blow his brains out. 201 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,967 Aren't you tired of watching suicides? 202 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,846 - Yes, a little. 203 00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,763 It isn't too much fun. 204 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:54,357 - You are right. I will talk to mom. 205 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,231 It's OK. 206 00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:07,950 - What's going on? 207 00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:10,573 Phone ambulance, maternity. 208 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,058 Go on, ma'am. 209 00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:30,846 Push, go! 210 00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:32,889 Yes! Yes! Yes! 211 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,979 Yes! It's a boy! 212 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,439 A very beautiful baby. 213 00:13:57,171 --> 00:14:00,256 Oh, he smiled. 214 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:04,084 What's that? My son smiles? No, he isn't. 215 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,670 It must be a fold of mouth. Why would he smile? 216 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:08,848 - It looks like a smile. 217 00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:12,140 That would be amazing. Nobody ever smiled 218 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,433 in our family. 219 00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:17,977 Mishima, come here. 220 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,855 Why? 221 00:14:20,236 --> 00:14:23,488 The client says Alan smiled. What's that story? 222 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:28,868 He must have a diarrhea. It may be confused with a smile, 223 00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:30,319 But it's not. It's just a grin. 224 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:31,611 Look. 225 00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:35,865 If you push down the corners of the mouth he's sulking 226 00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:37,367 Like his brother and sister 227 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,833 Since they were born. 228 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,539 Let go, to see. 229 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:47,841 Tickle tickle... 230 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,218 You see, he's smiling. 231 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:52,344 Alright! What did you want? A rope. 232 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:55,300 To hang myself. - Good. Follow me. 233 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:57,852 Your ceiling is high? 234 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,474 - Uh... like that. 235 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,484 - You do not know? 236 00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,819 6 feet should suffice. 237 00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:06,822 The noose is all ready. 238 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:09,572 Just put your head through it. Here, it's a gift. My pleasure. 239 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:16,164 How can that be? He smiles? - It was a pleasure to see 240 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,001 a baby smile. 241 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,920 Yes, yes, it is. 242 00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:22,538 Come on, go home. You've better things to do there. 243 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,377 - Goodbye, sir. 244 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,215 - That's not true. 245 00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:37,224 - Shit! 246 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:49,146 Oh, shit! 247 00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,149 Good morning. 248 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:34,284 I keep telling you, not "good morning." You must say "bad morning" 249 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:37,782 and "goodbye" rather than "see you" since they will never come back. 250 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,909 When will you understand that? 251 00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:42,331 What can I do for you? 252 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:43,708 As a matter of fact, 253 00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:45,002 We are hesitating. 254 00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:48,631 - It would be for Mister, or Madam? 255 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,631 We would like to go together. 256 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:54,302 - Good. It is more advantageous. 257 00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:58,175 For Valentine's Day we have a deal for couples. 258 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:00,186 - What are you hiding behind your back? 259 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,896 What will we do with you? 260 00:17:11,282 --> 00:17:15,743 You drew your sister busy and pretty. Don't you see she's useless and ugly? 261 00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:17,278 I think Marilyn is pretty. 262 00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:20,158 Ugly, I'm ugly. 263 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,415 I'm really ugly. 264 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:25,794 And there he's, making his sister cry. 265 00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:28,048 Oh, it's snowing... 266 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,793 - Hum... Well, to us. 267 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,132 - What do you say? 268 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,889 - It's sad. 269 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,595 Exactly, that's sad. And that's why it's pretty. 270 00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:48,390 - That's it. You will be happy. 271 00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:51,360 - Alan, what do they say? 272 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,649 - See you, good night... 273 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,280 Pardon me. 274 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,903 My mistake. Goodbye. 275 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,281 Damn. Too late. 276 00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:39,576 - How are the news? - Alarming. 277 00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,905 - Good. It is good for us. 278 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,016 Emergency. I am going. 279 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:10,066 There, there I am coming... 280 00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:11,646 - Please. 281 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:15,942 - What is it? It's urgent. I can't stand it. 282 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,494 14? I will see if I have it. 283 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,245 14, 284 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:32,836 14... Ah! 285 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:41,428 Where is it? 286 00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,516 Where did it go? 287 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:59,276 What are you doing here? - I could not sleep. 288 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,030 - 35 Euros. 289 00:20:01,556 --> 00:20:04,363 For 1 bullet only? One maybe, but the right one. 290 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:06,697 But in the showcase it's 22 euros. 291 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,032 Night rate. 292 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,828 - Okay, I take it then. 293 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,120 You can come back tomorrow, if you prefer. 294 00:20:12,505 --> 00:20:14,248 - Absolutely not! I couldn't wait. 295 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:28,561 - Who was that? - A desperate man with an empty gun. 296 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:29,720 What are you reading? 297 00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:31,766 - Statistics for this year. 298 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:35,109 One suicide attempt every 40 min, 299 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,650 but only 20% success. 300 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,486 It's awful all those people who miss. 301 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:44,442 Fortunately we're here. We are not about to close shop. 302 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:47,658 - Still, it's not fun. 303 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,074 Good night, darling. 304 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:51,918 Sweet dreams mom sweet dreams dad. 305 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:51,919 ... 306 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:07,987 I told him, not on the public road! We could lose our license. 307 00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:40,588 - Alan 308 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,091 hurry up a bit! 309 00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:46,887 Why can't we kill ourselves, mom? 310 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:50,885 I've told you 100 times, Marilyn. It is impossible. 311 00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:53,221 - Think, poor nitwit, 312 00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:55,599 Who would keep the store? 313 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,767 Vincent is right. This is a family business 314 00:21:58,152 --> 00:22:00,311 started by your great-grandfather, 315 00:22:00,488 --> 00:22:01,859 Célestin Tuvache. 316 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:06,239 Later, when we are too old, 317 00:22:06,619 --> 00:22:08,944 you will take over the shop. 318 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:14,617 - For the boys yes. But why can't I cut my veins. 319 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:15,873 Because it hurts. 320 00:22:16,254 --> 00:22:18,163 And life is beautiful. - No, Alan. 321 00:22:18,548 --> 00:22:20,457 Life is appalling. 322 00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:22,550 But we must fight. 323 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:23,923 - So, you wanted something... 324 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:27,055 - Hello, it's me again. - Yes, hi there. 325 00:22:27,432 --> 00:22:29,757 ...something original, manly... 326 00:22:30,935 --> 00:22:31,717 And voila. 327 00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:38,642 The seppuku, more commonly known as hara-kiri. 328 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,271 Not for everybody. 329 00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:41,810 For athletes only. 330 00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:44,443 But strong as you are... 331 00:22:44,824 --> 00:22:47,908 What is... was your job? 332 00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:49,531 -Gym teacher 333 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,656 Oh, then it's for you. 334 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,281 I thought of gas or napalm... 335 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:58,250 A fine-immolation in a high school courtyard 336 00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:00,296 it would be striking. 337 00:23:00,548 --> 00:23:03,882 But honestly, seppuku is more classy. 338 00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:05,505 I sharpen them myself. 339 00:23:07,847 --> 00:23:09,507 Touch the edge of this blade. 340 00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:13,215 It enters in you like in butter. 341 00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:16,722 Come on, children, let's hurry... 342 00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:18,731 - Bye, mom. Vincent! 343 00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:19,938 What? 344 00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:22,690 - Here is a demonstration. 345 00:23:23,738 --> 00:23:25,923 Bye dad. Have a nice day. 346 00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:30,700 - Come on. You'll be late. 347 00:23:37,335 --> 00:23:40,086 I am not sure I can do it. You do home service? 348 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:45,046 And what else? We are not murderers after all. 349 00:23:45,426 --> 00:23:47,218 We provide. People manage. 350 00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,054 And... it is expensive? 351 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:53,760 Certainly, but the samuraï kimono is provided: 800 Euros. 352 00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:55,306 Ho, it's quite a sum! 353 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:59,689 - A shroud has no pockets. Neither does a kimono ... 354 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,190 Excuse me. Then? 355 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,815 - Well, I'll take it. 356 00:24:10,201 --> 00:24:12,822 - You will not regret it. 357 00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:15,695 Our suicides are guaranteed. Our motto: "Dead or reimbursed" 358 00:24:16,082 --> 00:24:19,617 You only die once. Might as well make it a unique... 359 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:22,161 ...unforgettable moment. 360 00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:32,781 - It can't go on This carnage 361 00:25:33,159 --> 00:25:36,907 It's too horrible All those people who 362 00:25:37,163 --> 00:25:41,908 All these people who think Only of the grave 363 00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:48,419 What's the point In brief 364 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,129 To be on earth If we think only 365 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:57,681 If we think only of comitting suicide. 366 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:05,729 A peaceful life Without despair 367 00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:10,361 Quiet life And then stop 368 00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:13,609 Yes stop moping 369 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:19,493 Death to Death Let's be smart 370 00:26:19,747 --> 00:26:24,493 Or else We're all end up 371 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:27,547 We will all end up orphans 372 00:26:30,550 --> 00:26:32,838 It's true It's not funny 373 00:26:33,219 --> 00:26:36,090 But we can't do anything 374 00:26:36,347 --> 00:26:37,925 You shouldn't start as losers 375 00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,430 The world belongs to us 376 00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:42,849 We are only children 377 00:26:43,229 --> 00:26:46,230 Just good-for-nothing 378 00:26:46,482 --> 00:26:48,689 - I think we can succeed 379 00:26:48,943 --> 00:26:52,608 Put an end to suicides 380 00:26:55,950 --> 00:26:57,528 Let me think 381 00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:00,117 I may have an idea 382 00:27:00,997 --> 00:27:02,740 - Let him think 383 00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,200 - He may have an idea 384 00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:29,812 - It is not easy. I hesitate. 385 00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:32,686 - Lucrèce, can you come? 386 00:27:41,496 --> 00:27:45,114 Madame would like something feminin. 387 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,698 ♪ Feminin-? 388 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,241 What's most feminin is poison. 389 00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:51,538 It's a bit like a perfume. 390 00:27:51,714 --> 00:27:53,127 I was just preparing some in the lab. 391 00:27:53,299 --> 00:27:55,707 Yes, a poison! Why not? 392 00:27:56,094 --> 00:27:58,252 Here, our entire range 393 00:27:58,513 --> 00:28:01,679 declined poison water or concentrated. 394 00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:04,928 More expensive naturally but so much more effective. 395 00:28:05,311 --> 00:28:08,265 You prefer a contact poison or... 396 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,891 to inhale... or to ingest? 397 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:13,735 - What is the best? 398 00:28:14,112 --> 00:28:16,188 It depends on the desired effect. 399 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:19,776 I especially research the effect of death. 400 00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:21,155 - Bye darling, 401 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:24,786 I'm going. Mr. Calmel's delivery. 402 00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:27,453 All this is very tempting. 403 00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:28,747 It is. 404 00:28:29,127 --> 00:28:31,452 All our products are good. 405 00:28:31,838 --> 00:28:35,586 Take your time. I'll let you think. 406 00:28:36,676 --> 00:28:38,300 - Can I help you? 407 00:28:40,138 --> 00:28:41,548 - This is what? 408 00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:44,683 Freeze-dried amanita phalloides. 409 00:28:44,934 --> 00:28:48,101 It smells nothing and you feel nothing. 410 00:28:48,354 --> 00:28:50,726 Our customers are happy. 411 00:28:51,107 --> 00:28:52,138 - How do you know? 412 00:28:52,525 --> 00:28:55,277 - None ever came back. 413 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:11,418 - Dying my natural death I have no patience 414 00:29:12,462 --> 00:29:18,500 - There's everything you need here We can trust them 415 00:29:20,762 --> 00:29:25,838 We don't know what to take. That's why we hesitate. 416 00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:30,635 - A rope to hang 417 00:29:31,022 --> 00:29:34,058 - Or poison "sudden death" 418 00:29:34,442 --> 00:29:37,443 - I thought I'd slash my wrists 419 00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:40,316 Is it a good idea 420 00:29:40,573 --> 00:29:42,779 That's what my brother in law did, 421 00:29:43,159 --> 00:29:46,991 Now deceased. 422 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,572 Wait, wait, think 423 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:55,671 - Dying without blisters Or nausea or burns 424 00:29:56,047 --> 00:29:59,214 Guaranteed pure product 425 00:29:59,592 --> 00:30:03,506 Cyanide pellets 426 00:30:03,763 --> 00:30:04,759 This is not good 427 00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:06,135 The poison 428 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,964 In contrast, The gun shot 429 00:30:09,227 --> 00:30:12,228 Frankly I do not recommend 430 00:30:14,065 --> 00:30:16,900 It's noisy It's dirty 431 00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:21,066 It is not a wonder 432 00:30:31,237 --> 00:30:33,262 You failed in your life? 433 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,264 Succeed in your death! 434 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:30,055 - What is it? 435 00:31:30,308 --> 00:31:34,222 - This is Mr. Tuvache. I bring you your order. 436 00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:37,148 Come in, it's open. 437 00:31:37,857 --> 00:31:39,232 Take the pads. 438 00:31:51,412 --> 00:31:52,610 Enter, Tuvache. 439 00:31:52,997 --> 00:31:55,073 Come in. 440 00:32:03,466 --> 00:32:05,340 - I do not know what to choose. 441 00:32:05,718 --> 00:32:08,387 Sorry to bother you all this time. 442 00:32:08,763 --> 00:32:11,254 Not at all. Take your time. 443 00:32:11,641 --> 00:32:14,761 - It is not an easy decision. 444 00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:16,015 Of course. 445 00:32:23,486 --> 00:32:27,104 - Everything is there, Mr. Calmel. 446 00:32:30,118 --> 00:32:31,316 Mr. Calmel? Ah! 447 00:32:33,663 --> 00:32:38,455 Finally. If you knew how I've had enough of this shit. 448 00:32:38,835 --> 00:32:40,377 - What shit? 449 00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:42,958 - Life. 450 00:32:43,339 --> 00:32:44,964 Ah yes, life... 451 00:32:45,341 --> 00:32:47,464 Believe me, Tuvache 452 00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:51,052 Go on to the other side, it's the only solution, 453 00:32:51,431 --> 00:32:54,431 The end of worries, the big sleep, 454 00:32:54,684 --> 00:32:56,676 The extasy... 455 00:32:56,936 --> 00:32:57,932 - Still, 456 00:32:58,312 --> 00:32:59,688 it isn't very joyful. 457 00:33:01,524 --> 00:33:04,893 - It is those who remain who are sad. 458 00:33:05,153 --> 00:33:09,281 When you're dead, you won't be there to miss yourself. 459 00:33:09,532 --> 00:33:11,323 Think about it, man. 460 00:33:11,576 --> 00:33:14,945 Yes, of course. I put it where? 461 00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:16,527 Give me that! 462 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:20,533 Finish... 463 00:33:21,753 --> 00:33:24,457 For the little bill... 464 00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:26,547 - There, under the bed. 465 00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:28,087 Finish... 466 00:34:13,096 --> 00:34:14,969 - What would you take? 467 00:34:15,348 --> 00:34:17,340 - I do not know. 468 00:34:18,267 --> 00:34:22,514 To die? Unfortunately I can't allow myself. 469 00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:27,355 Must say what is 470 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:30,570 I have regrets 471 00:34:30,947 --> 00:34:32,192 And remorse 472 00:34:32,448 --> 00:34:36,695 Going on selling death 473 00:34:41,124 --> 00:34:43,697 When I see it all 474 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,957 All that is wrong All that's not going well 475 00:34:48,339 --> 00:34:53,084 I'd like to jump off a bridge 476 00:34:56,180 --> 00:35:01,471 - I am not in good spirits. This may be normal 477 00:35:01,853 --> 00:35:04,723 With what happens 478 00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:06,226 All these people 479 00:35:06,482 --> 00:35:08,605 Who leave and pass away 480 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,735 - It would be tempting 481 00:35:14,991 --> 00:35:17,742 A bloodbath 482 00:35:17,994 --> 00:35:20,319 To finish 483 00:35:20,705 --> 00:35:25,331 Once and for all With the future 484 00:35:28,629 --> 00:35:31,085 - It's not fun 485 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:34,092 Killing people 486 00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:35,672 And to not be able 487 00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:38,301 Feel more than that about it. 488 00:35:39,348 --> 00:35:44,176 To kill oneself, To behead oneself 489 00:35:44,729 --> 00:35:49,142 Or be bloodless Suffocated by your own tongue 490 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:54,864 - It makes me feel like ending my life 491 00:35:55,364 --> 00:35:57,322 Sometimes I wonder 492 00:35:58,034 --> 00:36:03,194 As I really got the blues 493 00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:11,082 But we cannot Neither you nor me 494 00:36:11,339 --> 00:36:13,794 Because we would 495 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:18,427 have to close shop for good. 496 00:36:19,138 --> 00:36:24,477 Whatever happens We must remain alive 497 00:36:24,727 --> 00:36:27,562 To insure 498 00:36:27,814 --> 00:36:32,938 Happiness to our suicides 499 00:36:41,953 --> 00:36:44,076 - Well, I'll take that. 500 00:36:45,623 --> 00:36:47,781 You won't regret it. Silly me, I meant 501 00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:50,742 Let me know how that went. Hahaha, what a dummy I am! 502 00:36:50,795 --> 00:36:53,416 - It's not too noisy, at least? 503 00:36:53,673 --> 00:36:55,796 - Are you sure this will work? 504 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:56,944 Sure. 505 00:36:57,135 --> 00:36:58,712 - Still, it's risky. 506 00:36:59,095 --> 00:37:03,923 Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It's time to move faster. 507 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,934 Otherwise, we will all end up orphans. 508 00:37:08,104 --> 00:37:09,646 We will meet here. 509 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:11,481 Your father will kill you. 510 00:37:11,858 --> 00:37:14,977 - Do not worry. - In any case, it will be great. 511 00:37:15,361 --> 00:37:16,143 - Attention... 512 00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:18,905 - What are you doing? 513 00:37:19,282 --> 00:37:20,313 Playing marbles Dad. 514 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,408 And that makes you laugh? 515 00:37:22,785 --> 00:37:25,407 - Well yes, it's funny. 516 00:37:25,475 --> 00:37:27,413 I don't see what's funny. - Go home. 517 00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:29,166 Yes, Dad. 518 00:37:29,542 --> 00:37:31,166 Bye Alan... 519 00:37:34,756 --> 00:37:35,751 He laughed. 520 00:37:36,007 --> 00:37:39,173 - You didn't forget Marilyn's birthday? 521 00:37:39,552 --> 00:37:41,545 - I even bought gifts. 522 00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:44,551 - Stop laughing all the time, you are irritating me. 523 00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:45,964 - Okay. 524 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:47,549 - You look stupid. 525 00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,679 Yes, Dad. 526 00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,852 - You want a cigarette? 527 00:38:33,231 --> 00:38:34,310 - A what? 528 00:38:34,690 --> 00:38:35,971 A cigarette. 529 00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:39,644 - Really? Can I smoke? At my age? 530 00:38:40,029 --> 00:38:42,152 Of course. Why not? 531 00:38:45,451 --> 00:38:48,156 You'll see. This is good for health. 532 00:38:48,538 --> 00:38:53,532 Must inhale, keep it inside as long as possible. 533 00:38:53,793 --> 00:38:54,991 You like it? 534 00:38:58,131 --> 00:39:00,704 Yes, it's not bad. Thank you, Dad. 535 00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:09,057 - You see, why not? 536 00:39:15,273 --> 00:39:16,897 - I want to kill myself 537 00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:21,486 but I don't know if I can afford it. 538 00:39:21,863 --> 00:39:23,025 Wait, the cheapest? 539 00:39:23,406 --> 00:39:24,983 I have what you need. 540 00:39:25,366 --> 00:39:29,069 A bag of our store. Very strong. Ideal for choking. 541 00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:32,908 And then here, to close it tight around your throat. 542 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:36,161 Thank you. - How much? 543 00:39:36,586 --> 00:39:40,166 - Nothing. When we can help... 544 00:39:40,423 --> 00:39:45,417 - lf I had met more people disinterested as you 545 00:39:45,678 --> 00:39:47,137 I would not be here. 546 00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:50,183 - That's it, that's it Sorry, we are closing. 547 00:39:56,522 --> 00:40:00,935 - You want another cigarette? Yes, I do. 548 00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:04,485 - Here, keep the pack. If you want, I will give you 549 00:40:04,864 --> 00:40:07,070 a cartridge. Thanks, Dad. 550 00:40:10,745 --> 00:40:13,414 Stay here. Finish your cigarette quietly. 551 00:40:13,664 --> 00:40:15,740 Light up another if you wish. 552 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,334 And do not forget, inhale all the smoke. 553 00:40:19,712 --> 00:40:21,621 Yes, Dad. 554 00:40:24,175 --> 00:40:25,799 Good evening, my dear. 555 00:40:26,177 --> 00:40:28,715 Good evening my love. Alan is not with you? 556 00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:31,634 Yes, yes. He is there. 557 00:40:32,225 --> 00:40:33,767 - But he smokes! 558 00:40:34,143 --> 00:40:36,599 What... - I'll explain. 559 00:40:38,106 --> 00:40:41,023 - Mom, Alan is smoking... 560 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,192 - We will explain. 561 00:40:51,953 --> 00:40:53,661 - Are you okay Alan? - Good day? 562 00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:54,909 And school? 563 00:40:55,289 --> 00:40:58,456 Yes, yes. All is well. 564 00:41:02,004 --> 00:41:05,124 There is joy... Hello, hello... 565 00:41:15,268 --> 00:41:16,430 And there it is... 566 00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:19,136 Oh, it's me. Mom, it's so beautiful. 567 00:41:19,397 --> 00:41:21,354 Vincent drew it. 568 00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:23,227 Yes, it's me. 569 00:41:23,609 --> 00:41:25,436 - I wish I could die. 570 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:28,940 - Tell yourself that you have 1 year less to live. 571 00:41:32,952 --> 00:41:35,988 And now, the gifts... 572 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,416 This is too cute. 573 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:43,712 Thank you. And this is so cute. 574 00:41:44,088 --> 00:41:46,164 - You Alan, what's your gift? 575 00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:54,837 - A scarf to strangle me... 576 00:41:55,099 --> 00:41:56,344 - But no. 577 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:59,395 It is worn loose, vaporous. 578 00:41:59,645 --> 00:42:02,267 Like a caress around your neck. 579 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:06,187 And that? 580 00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:10,104 - This is to dance with it. I'll show you. 581 00:42:22,085 --> 00:42:23,116 - Where did you get this? 582 00:42:23,503 --> 00:42:26,420 - I bought it with my pocket money. 583 00:42:27,799 --> 00:42:30,206 - But you're crazy. You shouldn't have. 584 00:42:30,593 --> 00:42:32,467 Yes, for you, nothing is too beautiful. 585 00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:44,641 Therrre iiiis joyyyy... 586 00:43:21,519 --> 00:43:23,927 - How is it going? - Hi. You have the music? 587 00:43:24,647 --> 00:43:26,723 - OK. That is good. Your uncle? 588 00:43:27,108 --> 00:43:28,732 - I am sure he will agree. - Perfect. 589 00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:32,152 And our reward? 590 00:43:33,281 --> 00:43:34,561 - Patience. 591 00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:42,615 - You want some? - NO... 592 00:43:42,999 --> 00:43:45,750 - You should. It is good for health. 593 00:43:46,127 --> 00:43:47,722 - Who's is the idiot who told you that? - My father. 594 00:43:47,879 --> 00:43:51,256 What's wrong with him? Tobacco gives cancer. You want to die young? 595 00:43:51,424 --> 00:43:52,466 - Well... No. 596 00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:54,422 Then throw it away. It's shit. 597 00:44:00,349 --> 00:44:01,630 Don't move. It will start. 598 00:44:25,124 --> 00:44:26,369 - Come on. 599 00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:51,872 - She is beautiful, eh, my sister? 600 00:45:55,631 --> 00:45:56,829 - But... But... 601 00:46:04,348 --> 00:46:05,344 But... 602 00:46:14,025 --> 00:46:16,598 Mishima? What are you doing? 603 00:46:16,986 --> 00:46:18,611 What's going on? 604 00:46:20,114 --> 00:46:21,941 - There is that... 605 00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:27,277 - But... Oh... 606 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:34,287 There... I am here.. All is well. 607 00:46:46,015 --> 00:46:48,720 - Hello Sir. - Hello children. What brings you here? 608 00:46:49,102 --> 00:46:52,387 - Uncle Dom, we need a favor from you. 609 00:46:52,772 --> 00:46:54,599 - If I can. What kind of favor? 610 00:46:55,274 --> 00:46:58,441 - Well, a big one. - Very big. 611 00:46:59,654 --> 00:47:00,982 - I am listening to you. 612 00:47:02,365 --> 00:47:03,361 Oh, doctor, 613 00:47:03,741 --> 00:47:06,197 Life is too sad. 614 00:47:06,577 --> 00:47:08,155 Store... with... 615 00:47:08,538 --> 00:47:11,704 We need to kill people... 616 00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:15,576 Suicide rope hara-kiri 617 00:47:15,962 --> 00:47:17,835 and tutti quanti. 618 00:47:19,549 --> 00:47:23,593 - If you only knew I've had enough of this shit. 619 00:47:23,845 --> 00:47:25,387 - What shit? 620 00:47:25,638 --> 00:47:27,049 The life. 621 00:47:27,306 --> 00:47:30,391 Seppuku-bottle gas 622 00:47:30,643 --> 00:47:32,885 pellets, poison pills. 623 00:47:35,982 --> 00:47:38,307 Good morning, sir, ma'am... 624 00:47:39,819 --> 00:47:42,571 - Stop laughing, you irritate me. 625 00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:49,031 - That's it. 626 00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:52,366 Ah, I understand your confusion, 627 00:47:52,623 --> 00:47:56,039 but if life was funny We would know it. 628 00:47:57,253 --> 00:47:59,329 Eins, zwei, three, four... 629 00:47:59,714 --> 00:48:03,664 If life was funny 630 00:48:04,051 --> 00:48:06,258 Well it would be known. 631 00:48:07,764 --> 00:48:10,930 It's like a slice of shit 632 00:48:12,602 --> 00:48:14,511 Buttered on both sides 633 00:48:15,897 --> 00:48:17,307 Overwork Breaking down 634 00:48:17,690 --> 00:48:21,141 Swamp I relieve the ravages 635 00:48:22,278 --> 00:48:23,357 Sinking 636 00:48:23,738 --> 00:48:26,858 Overwork Slavery 637 00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:31,191 I relieve the sinking 638 00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:35,531 You frequent suicide 639 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:39,536 Therein lies the problem 640 00:48:40,713 --> 00:48:41,495 Helping people 641 00:48:41,881 --> 00:48:43,790 To end their lives 642 00:48:44,175 --> 00:48:46,381 Gets on your nerves. 643 00:48:48,054 --> 00:48:49,382 These short-time customers 644 00:48:49,764 --> 00:48:53,382 Make your life bitter 645 00:48:53,768 --> 00:48:55,642 And you are harassed 646 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,938 Overwork, break up, swamp 647 00:48:59,315 --> 00:49:03,692 I relieve the ravages Sinking 648 00:49:04,070 --> 00:49:06,395 Your husband is overworked 649 00:49:06,781 --> 00:49:08,275 He is schizophrenic 650 00:49:08,658 --> 00:49:13,236 He should be bedridden For at least two weeks 651 00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:17,239 - Two weeks in bed? What do we do with the store? 652 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:21,789 - This I do not know, dear ma'am. It's 250 euros. 653 00:49:40,606 --> 00:49:44,900 - This is a cement cinderblock provided with a chain 654 00:49:45,278 --> 00:49:47,354 which gets locked to your ankle. 655 00:49:47,738 --> 00:49:51,487 Go to the edge of a river, throw it in front of you 656 00:49:51,742 --> 00:49:55,111 You are pulled to the bottom. And hop! No more worries. 657 00:49:56,998 --> 00:49:58,741 - It doesn't seem bad.. 658 00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:00,667 - My husband makes them himself. 659 00:50:03,671 --> 00:50:05,747 well, he made them, poor man. 660 00:50:06,674 --> 00:50:09,877 The name of the shop is embossed on one side. 661 00:50:10,261 --> 00:50:13,926 - Put your hand. Yes, I feel it well. 662 00:50:14,766 --> 00:50:16,141 Alright, I'll take that. 663 00:50:16,517 --> 00:50:19,091 - Are you going far? - Yes... No... 664 00:50:19,479 --> 00:50:20,510 - My son will help you. 665 00:50:21,981 --> 00:50:23,606 Alan? The hand truck. 666 00:50:25,193 --> 00:50:26,141 - You really think... 667 00:50:26,527 --> 00:50:28,021 Ta, ta, ta. 668 00:50:28,404 --> 00:50:31,275 It's the least we can do. It's as heavy as a dead donkey 669 00:50:31,345 --> 00:50:33,068 that thing. 670 00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:00,885 But... Oh! 671 00:51:01,813 --> 00:51:03,271 My God... 672 00:51:05,274 --> 00:51:06,472 But... 673 00:51:37,557 --> 00:51:38,552 - Well... 674 00:51:44,439 --> 00:51:46,645 - It's high, huh? 675 00:52:06,711 --> 00:52:08,538 Good day, sir. 676 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,397 It is today, As I tell you, 677 00:52:28,775 --> 00:52:30,435 We win or lose. 678 00:52:30,818 --> 00:52:31,600 It's super! 679 00:52:31,986 --> 00:52:33,943 This afternoon, nothing forbidden. 680 00:52:34,322 --> 00:52:37,525 They will be on their ass. - Like hell! 681 00:52:37,909 --> 00:52:40,281 - We're going to cut the sausage 682 00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:43,034 We are going to spin the banana 683 00:52:44,081 --> 00:52:46,039 We garden gnomes 684 00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:48,908 We have ideas in the skull 685 00:52:49,170 --> 00:52:52,040 All with me The big day has come 686 00:52:52,423 --> 00:52:53,586 They will fall 687 00:52:53,966 --> 00:52:55,164 on their ass 688 00:53:01,474 --> 00:53:02,387 Today 689 00:53:02,767 --> 00:53:04,178 I tell you 690 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,182 We win or lose. This is super! 691 00:53:07,563 --> 00:53:08,477 This afternoon 692 00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:10,730 nothing is forbidden. They will be 693 00:53:11,109 --> 00:53:11,939 On the ass. Like hell! 694 00:53:13,361 --> 00:53:15,603 No lack of enthusiasm. 695 00:53:15,905 --> 00:53:19,108 People are dummies. We condemn them. 696 00:53:19,492 --> 00:53:23,276 Bump off the humdrum. We are the smartest. 697 00:53:23,663 --> 00:53:25,074 We are Supermen. 698 00:53:25,456 --> 00:53:27,781 All with me The day has come 699 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,741 Listen to this. They will be on their ass. 700 00:53:31,129 --> 00:53:31,994 It's too tempting. 701 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:35,001 Nothing to lose. 702 00:53:35,383 --> 00:53:38,088 It's fun to make a mess. 703 00:53:38,469 --> 00:53:39,383 It's tempting. 704 00:53:39,679 --> 00:53:42,466 It's fun to make a mess. 705 00:53:42,849 --> 00:53:44,047 Too bad, 706 00:53:44,434 --> 00:53:47,138 If it will cost you. The good mood 707 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,643 is on its way. 708 00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:04,907 - Hey... 709 00:54:05,288 --> 00:54:06,450 - So? 710 00:54:10,543 --> 00:54:11,788 - It's up to you. 711 00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:17,706 - Wow... - So you like it? 712 00:54:23,598 --> 00:54:24,593 - Marilyn, tell me... 713 00:54:24,974 --> 00:54:29,969 where did you get these bubbles? - Alan gave them to me. 714 00:54:39,614 --> 00:54:41,322 Oh, but... 715 00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:44,363 Shit... 716 00:54:47,163 --> 00:54:49,618 - But what is it? 717 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,245 - Uh, nothing. 718 00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:54,370 - I felt like a slap. 719 00:54:57,131 --> 00:54:58,162 You were dreaming. Go back to sleep. 720 00:55:34,043 --> 00:55:36,166 - This thing is heavy. 721 00:55:38,047 --> 00:55:40,669 - Come on... But shut up. 722 00:56:01,112 --> 00:56:02,274 Hide yourself. 723 00:56:25,970 --> 00:56:28,259 - What's this racket? 724 00:56:38,483 --> 00:56:39,811 But what... 725 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,613 - But what's 726 00:56:57,001 --> 00:56:59,124 this thing? Mom! 727 00:56:59,504 --> 00:57:00,962 What's going on? 728 00:57:06,094 --> 00:57:07,339 - It is Alan. 729 00:57:11,849 --> 00:57:14,636 Vincent, help me! 730 00:57:47,677 --> 00:57:48,673 - In here... 731 00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:55,883 - Attention, behind you... 732 00:57:56,269 --> 00:57:57,514 Attention, Alan! 733 00:57:58,688 --> 00:58:00,099 Give me that! 734 00:58:08,114 --> 00:58:09,312 - Come on guys! 735 00:58:21,335 --> 00:58:22,331 - I got it. 736 00:58:25,590 --> 00:58:28,294 Oh no... 737 00:58:29,677 --> 00:58:31,302 - Come here, you! 738 00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:37,718 Oh no! 739 00:58:44,671 --> 00:58:48,905 Go back home ladies and gentlemen, We have nothing left to sell. 740 00:58:51,199 --> 00:58:53,571 - Goodbye, ma'am. - Goodbye. 741 00:58:53,826 --> 00:58:57,954 - It's okay Ms. Tuvache, we will suicide another time. 742 00:59:03,628 --> 00:59:07,079 - By the way, what do you need? 743 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:10,673 - Nothing, miss. Not anymore. 744 00:59:12,345 --> 00:59:15,928 Madam, I ask you the hand of your daughter. 745 00:59:16,307 --> 00:59:18,134 I don't know her name... 746 00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:19,935 - Marilyn. - Marilyn. 747 00:59:20,186 --> 00:59:22,891 And with whom I just fell in love, 748 00:59:23,147 --> 00:59:25,603 and who restored my appetite for life. 749 00:59:26,901 --> 00:59:27,897 - Yeah... 750 00:59:28,277 --> 00:59:31,444 - Mom, please, say yes... 751 00:59:33,324 --> 00:59:37,986 - Well... yes... But on one condition. 752 00:59:38,371 --> 00:59:40,162 - Anything you want. 753 00:59:40,540 --> 00:59:44,288 That you help us to clean up all this mess. 754 00:59:44,669 --> 00:59:45,499 - Mom, 755 00:59:45,878 --> 00:59:48,963 I love you. Me too, I love you. 756 00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:02,383 - I intended to leave this earth 757 01:00:04,021 --> 01:00:05,931 Horrible and evil 758 01:00:08,234 --> 01:00:12,481 To fall asleep with ether 759 01:00:12,864 --> 01:00:16,813 But against all odds 760 01:00:17,201 --> 01:00:21,033 It fell on me 761 01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:27,081 Of course without warning 762 01:00:27,462 --> 01:00:29,953 I never received 763 01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:33,922 Such a look from a girl 764 01:00:38,222 --> 01:00:41,140 - The charms of destiny 765 01:00:41,392 --> 01:00:44,227 have unpredictable twists and turns. 766 01:00:47,315 --> 01:00:51,692 - I saw everything in black 767 01:00:51,944 --> 01:00:55,479 It's nothing to say it. 768 01:00:55,865 --> 01:01:00,693 I was in despair 769 01:01:01,078 --> 01:01:04,993 And who would have predicted 770 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,419 That love would come 771 01:01:09,921 --> 01:01:13,005 In this obscure shop 772 01:01:13,382 --> 01:01:16,917 A cheerful young man 773 01:01:18,971 --> 01:01:20,929 Wearing pretty face 774 01:01:26,229 --> 01:01:28,636 - The charms of destiny 775 01:01:29,023 --> 01:01:31,858 have unpredictable twists and turns. 776 01:01:35,613 --> 01:01:37,938 - No more wasted nights 777 01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:43,159 No more days of suffering 778 01:01:44,413 --> 01:01:46,951 Let's live in the wonder 779 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:53,124 of a common attraction 780 01:01:53,381 --> 01:01:56,880 All is allowed so long 781 01:01:57,260 --> 01:02:01,257 As love blooms. 782 01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:04,640 Dawn after dawn 783 01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:11,680 Life will follow its course. 784 01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:17,068 The charms of destiny 785 01:02:17,321 --> 01:02:21,948 will perfume our days. 786 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,696 But how did you? 787 01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:29,915 It is so clean 788 01:02:30,293 --> 01:02:34,337 we could eat on the floor - I was going to propose it. 789 01:02:34,714 --> 01:02:37,631 I am Breton and I make perfect crêpes. 790 01:02:39,051 --> 01:02:42,717 How about a crêpe picnic here, right now? 791 01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:45,006 Oh yes, why not? 792 01:02:49,228 --> 01:02:50,972 It's delicious. 793 01:02:51,355 --> 01:02:53,182 - It's true, crêpes are good. 794 01:02:53,566 --> 01:02:57,564 - You are a real gem. - You embarrass me. 795 01:02:57,945 --> 01:02:59,855 - He is the perfect man. 796 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:14,536 What about changing the suicide shop to a shop for something else? 797 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,997 - A shop for what? 798 01:03:17,381 --> 01:03:19,789 - I don't know we can try. 799 01:03:20,176 --> 01:03:21,587 Anyway the stock is ruined. 800 01:03:21,969 --> 01:03:23,001 We could open a crêperie. 801 01:03:23,387 --> 01:03:25,546 - This is an idea. 802 01:03:25,807 --> 01:03:30,385 Crêpe evoke mourning. The clients will not be disoriented. 803 01:03:32,647 --> 01:03:34,520 - What is this shit? 804 01:03:34,899 --> 01:03:36,274 - I forgot about him! 805 01:03:36,651 --> 01:03:38,478 -Someone can explain? 806 01:03:48,121 --> 01:03:50,078 - It's me Dad. Everything is my fault. 807 01:03:59,799 --> 01:04:01,507 Attention, move over! 808 01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:12,223 Pardon me, madam. 809 01:04:19,777 --> 01:04:22,315 Mishima, stop it now! 810 01:04:31,497 --> 01:04:33,157 - Calm down, Dad. 811 01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:36,246 - I'll explain. - You will explain nothing! 812 01:04:46,429 --> 01:04:48,303 Come here, bastard! 813 01:05:32,391 --> 01:05:34,965 Mishima, if you kill this child, 814 01:05:35,353 --> 01:05:36,598 I kill myself! 815 01:05:40,024 --> 01:05:41,602 Please Mishima... 816 01:05:41,984 --> 01:05:46,481 - Okay, I made a very big mistake, I'm sorry... 817 01:05:48,241 --> 01:05:49,023 I beg your pardon. 818 01:05:51,536 --> 01:05:53,943 I propose a deal. An honest deal. 819 01:05:55,581 --> 01:05:59,081 You're a great dad, the best dad. 820 01:06:00,795 --> 01:06:04,460 But you're a serious dad, too serious. Everybody is. 821 01:06:05,675 --> 01:06:07,502 You never laugh, not even smile. 822 01:06:14,559 --> 01:06:17,429 So if right here, right now I can make you laugh, 823 01:06:17,812 --> 01:06:19,092 you forgive me? 824 01:06:29,699 --> 01:06:34,574 - Bastard, Mishima! You have the death of this child on your conscience. 825 01:06:35,830 --> 01:06:37,454 Oh no... 826 01:06:37,832 --> 01:06:39,540 - Assassin! 827 01:06:39,917 --> 01:06:41,625 - But I... I... 828 01:06:44,255 --> 01:06:45,500 What... 829 01:06:50,595 --> 01:06:52,967 - He's alive. 830 01:06:53,222 --> 01:06:54,218 Mom... 831 01:06:56,392 --> 01:06:57,423 - He's flying. 832 01:07:05,610 --> 01:07:06,605 Ball. 833 01:07:10,239 --> 01:07:11,271 You would like? 834 01:08:32,947 --> 01:08:35,699 One skull-outbreak, one! 835 01:08:55,136 --> 01:08:56,714 The "Red Beard" crêpe is for? 836 01:08:57,096 --> 01:08:58,010 - For me! 837 01:09:00,558 --> 01:09:02,266 - Thank you. 838 01:09:06,773 --> 01:09:08,599 - Hello, it's me again. 839 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,392 - What a good surprise. What brings you? 840 01:09:12,779 --> 01:09:15,352 - You would have a...? - Pardon? 841 01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:18,147 A cyanide crêpe? 842 01:09:20,745 --> 01:09:22,239 - Do not move. 843 01:09:28,169 --> 01:09:29,165 Hold. 844 01:09:30,171 --> 01:09:33,919 Keep it closed, you fool. If my wife learnt I still sell those, 845 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,628 She would kill me. 846 01:09:36,010 --> 01:09:37,884 - How much? Nothing. 847 01:09:38,262 --> 01:09:39,128 - There is no reason 848 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:44,852 - It is in memory of the bad old times. Good day. 849 01:09:45,228 --> 01:09:46,556 - Thank you. 850 01:09:49,148 --> 01:09:50,144 - Goodbye madam. 851 01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:54,528 - Lucrèce, I thought about something. Yes, what? 852 01:09:54,779 --> 01:09:56,688 - A loyalty card. 853 01:09:56,948 --> 01:10:00,317 because now happy customers come back. 854 01:10:00,576 --> 01:10:03,411 What do you say? - Very good idea. 855 01:10:15,633 --> 01:10:17,258 - Arghh... 856 01:10:32,650 --> 01:10:37,893 We were stupid. Today everything is clear. 857 01:10:38,156 --> 01:10:42,200 Down with morbidity Since life is splendid. 858 01:10:43,327 --> 01:10:48,404 Living on homicides Made us livid 859 01:10:48,666 --> 01:10:52,711 Let's be lucid and death to sucide. 860 01:10:53,671 --> 01:10:58,878 - My face of Lent I'm tired of it. 861 01:10:59,135 --> 01:11:03,631 - There is no problem He's less white 862 01:11:04,015 --> 01:11:06,422 I love life and even 863 01:11:06,809 --> 01:11:09,561 - Vincent, we love you 864 01:11:09,812 --> 01:11:14,521 - I will write poems 865 01:11:14,901 --> 01:11:19,978 We repainted the world In a few seconds 866 01:11:20,364 --> 01:11:21,775 To no longer see 867 01:11:22,158 --> 01:11:25,194 All these filthy colors 868 01:11:26,037 --> 01:11:31,162 You are right Alan, We must keep the banana. 869 01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:35,545 Death we are condemning. You see we are gliding. 870 01:11:35,922 --> 01:11:38,839 - It's crazy when you think about it. 871 01:11:39,092 --> 01:11:41,464 A matter of common sense. 872 01:11:41,844 --> 01:11:44,335 Goodbye violence. 873 01:11:44,722 --> 01:11:46,596 Deliverance at last. 874 01:11:46,974 --> 01:11:52,099 And therefore no more suffering 875 01:11:52,355 --> 01:11:57,064 The beautiful life starts 876 01:12:00,530 --> 01:12:03,234 - For us it's over. 877 01:12:03,616 --> 01:12:08,243 We lost it all. But we get used to it. 878 01:12:08,496 --> 01:12:11,699 If we had known 879 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:15,084 We would have lived 880 01:12:15,461 --> 01:12:18,296 As it's evident 881 01:12:18,673 --> 01:12:23,631 Do not pity us. You don't know your happiness. 882 01:12:24,011 --> 01:12:26,253 Being passed away 883 01:12:26,639 --> 01:12:29,925 Isn't a happy affair. 884 01:12:30,184 --> 01:12:32,307 An abundance of laughs, like a perfume 885 01:12:32,687 --> 01:12:35,260 Which surrounds us. 886 01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:39,355 The dead season Isn't our kingdom anymore. 887 01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:45,441 So we must listen to all these ghosts. 888 01:12:45,825 --> 01:12:50,736 All together now Gloom, go home! 889 01:12:51,122 --> 01:12:55,914 We listen to you, Miss We trust you. 890 01:12:56,294 --> 01:12:58,963 Be natural, 891 01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,289 and without shades. 892 01:13:01,674 --> 01:13:06,669 - Love spellbinds me, Sweet romance. 893 01:13:07,054 --> 01:13:10,803 - It's the universal 894 01:13:11,184 --> 01:13:14,968 attraction! 895 01:13:15,354 --> 01:13:17,513 - No dream 896 01:13:17,899 --> 01:13:19,725 is impossible. 897 01:13:20,109 --> 01:13:22,018 So long as you believe 898 01:13:22,403 --> 01:13:25,108 in it strongly. 899 01:13:25,490 --> 01:13:30,198 And if it's sometimes painful, 900 01:13:30,578 --> 01:13:33,579 Life is always better than death. 901 01:14:55,413 --> 01:14:58,746 - It's all black, I'm scared. A match? 902 01:15:06,716 --> 01:15:08,507 - No, don't do that... 903 01:15:12,054 --> 01:15:17,268 Subtitles by Serge Ansay 59868

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