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Hime-neetan, I love-love you!

Kiss!

Himeno is certainly popular with girls.

What's wrong with that?

It's better than getting into trouble with boys.

Of course, since Hime-chan's so pretty,

I'd think boys won't leave her alone, either.

I'm always nagging Shino,

so she must love how Hime-neetan spoils her.

Still, though...

Shino-chan looks just like Himeno did when she was little.

Really? What a lucky break!

Hey, Shino, you're gonna be a beauty when you grow up!

Now, if she'd just take after her brains, too, it'd be perfect.

I don't know if that'd be for the best.

What are you talking about?

If my daughter got into a national prep school like yours did,

what more could I ask for?

A national school would be a lifesaver for our budget!

Is it that simple?

If you do go to a good school...

How could you buy all those books? We still have loans to pay off!

It's best to let kids grow up worry-free, I think.

Only people who have that option can say that.

Want to go to my room?

The hero returned to his homeland,

where he drew up a constitution

and lived a long, democratic lifestyle with the former princess and all the animals.

The end.

Are you too hot, Shino-chan?

Nope, I'm not hot!

You're awfully sweaty, though.

Why don't we go buy some ice cream?

Let's go!

See, short-selling is when you borrow shares, sell them, and then buy them back.

The buy and sell rates—

Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis!

You'll be here for a while, right?

Yeah, this will probably take another three hours.

Tama-chan... and your triplet sisters!

Oh, Kimihara-san.

I don't often see you outside of school.

She has big boobies!

Stop saying boobies!

Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

Girls!

It's been a while, Chiho-chan, Chinami-chan, and Chigusa-chan.

Hello kiss!

Kiss!

No!

Hime-neetan is my onee-tan!

I'm the only one who can kiss her!

Want to kiss our big sister?

No.

Pedestrians and Bicycles Only

Now, listen. You only kiss people you love-love.

But we love-love the big onee-chan.

It's different!

Hime-neetan loves me most of all!

So you keep her all to yourself?

That's not very nice.

Yeah!

Our big sister kisses all of us, and Sue-chan, too.

Four times a day!

A good morning kiss...

A goodbye kiss...

A welcome home kiss...

And a goodnight kiss.

Wh-What's wrong with that?

Is the big onee-chan your friend, Nee-chan?

Yes, she is.

Does that mean you love-love her?

Well, I suppose I don't hate her.

Do you kiss the big onee-chan?

I do not.

Why not?

Because.

Girls don't kiss each other once they've grown up.

Really?

It's true.

Now, this is an unusual combination.

Your kid sister, Princess?

She's my cousin.

And these are...?

Wow, clone sisters?

They're my sisters.

Hello!

Are you Nee-chan's friends?

That's right.

But since you're big, you don't kiss her, even though you love-love her?

Kiss?

Nee-chan said girls don't kiss once they grow up.

That's not true at all. Watch!

There, see?

Don't you, "There, see?" me!

How could you do that in front of children?!

Don't be such a stiff. You're not some old-timey PTA hag.

Who are you calling a hag?!

They kissed.

Forget that!

Um...

See? Even when you're big, it's good to kiss someone you love.

So Nee-chan is wrong?

Yep.

But... a kiss on the mouth isn't for just anyone you love-love.

That should be saved for just one special person.

Is that something you figure out when you grow up?

Yeah, that's right.

And pervy things, too?

Well... Yeah, I guess...

What? I explained it well.

Oh, you can still kiss anyone you like on the cheek.

Like this. Watch.

H-Hey!

Wait, were we friends?

Aw, come on. We're besties!

No! Hime-neetan only love-loves me!

Okay, I'll just kiss you, then.

That's enough.

We're out of time.

See ya later, kittens.

Bye-bye, pervy onee-chan!

Want me to give you a kiss?

No! I don't love-love you!

Nee-nee!

Why not?

She ran away!

Don't run away!

Stop!

U-Uh...

Don't worry about it.

Playing around together will help them become friends.

No!

Wait up! Wait up!

What?

You seem almost like a mom, Tama-chan.

I guess I'd have to agree with that.

So don't cause any trouble in class, all right?

Uh...

Aw, and these are your best clothes...

Looking after small children makes you understand the struggles a mother endures.

Whoa, Tama-chan...

Are you mad?

No, I'm not mad.

Bye-bye!

See ya!

I'll give you a kiss next time!

Did you fall in a ditch or something?

Weren't you going to the convenience store?

We ran into a girl from my class.

Were you making trouble again?

Um, I'm very sorry.

Think nothing of it. She can be naughty for such a shy girl, huh?

There's no warm bathwater drawn, but you can take a shower.

I'm gonna shower with Hime-neetan!

Okay, lay your ears down.

I'm rinsing you off now.

Am I smelly?

No, you smell nice.

I'll wash you too, Hime-nee-tan!

I'll rinse you off now.

Am I all clean now?

Uh-huh!

Hime-nee, do you...

make milk?

No, I can't say I do...

Hey, Hime-neetan...

I didn't really understand what the two girls who were kissing meant.

Well...

I think you will when you're a little older.

When I have big boobies like yours?

Sorry about that.

No problem.

Bye, Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis.

I've been thinking lately that I don't mind being called an aunt.

See you next time, Shino-chan.

If only you were a boy, Hime-chan...

I don't think I could give Shino to a loli-yuri lover, though.

Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality?

Um...

Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh?

Right After This!

Magical Girl Pretty Horn starts right after this!

Dodgeball, dodgeball, dodgeball, dodgeball, dodgeball...

Dodgeball.

That's all of them.

I guess this means we'll be playing dodgeball during every free period.

The majority rules, y'know.

Nap Basketball Dodgeball Pool

This time, at least.

But next time, we'll decide using a method that reflects the will of the minority, too.

What?!

I won't accept that!

To deny the majority is to deny democracy!

Democratic space is distorting!

Awaken, power of ethics!

Guide us, law and logic!

Grant the greatest happiness to the greatest number of people!

Magical Girl Pretty Horn!

Take this! Ostrakismos!

Raise your right arm.

Warped democracy won't work on me!

Raise your left arm.

Don't lower your right arm.

Underwater dodgeball, eh? Now that's using your head.

Raise your tail.

Is your tail up, Sue-chan?

Invention is the proof of mankind's progress!

Next Time

Democracy Without Dependence on Rationality?!

Hey, Chi-chans.

Huh? Nee-chan, today's Sunday.

Are you still half-asleep?

Who are you calling half-asleep?

I'm going out, so you girls stay here and watch the house.

Aw!

But we made plans to go out and play, too!

You know Sue-chan can't stay here by herself.

We'll take Sue-chan with us!

You can't. She's too weak.

What if she gets a fever while she's out?

Hmph! What are we supposed to do, then?

I told you, you're staying here to watch the house.

Why isn't Dad here, anyway?

Dad is at work.

But isn't his work painting pictures?

He's not getting anywhere when he's away all the time.

Painting is work for his spirit. He has a different job for making money.

That logic doesn't make sense!

Society doesn't understand it either, but that's how it works.

If he needs money, there's some in the offering box.

That money belongs to the gods.

Isn't it a grown-up's duty to play with their kids on days off?

I wish I could, but please do as I say for today.

We're in kindergarten, you know!

You shouldn't make kindergartners stay home alone!

You three are small, but you're very trustworthy.

And there are three of you.

Okay, fine.

Have a good time.

Okay, I'm counting on you.

We can at least invite a friend over, right?

You can, but just play quietly.

This house is old.

Hi, Nacchan? It's Chigusa.

Our sister is making us stay home while she goes out, so...

Oh, can you? Yeah, come over!

A-chan?

Uh-huh. Can you come?

How many friends are you going to call?

All right, keep an eye on things here.

Don't answer the door for anyone you don't know.

We know.

Have a good time!

Oh, club work?

Yeah. You?

Student council.

Good luck!

What club is she in, again?

Rock, paper, scissors!

Found you!

Wait up!

Sue-chan, are you okay?

Chi-chan!

Are you okay? Do you feel sick?

No. I want to play more.

You can't. You need to rest.

I want to play with you...

This always happens when Sue-chan runs around a lot.

Let's play inside.

It's 3:00.

I believe we've discussed all there is to discuss,

so I'd like to take a vote now.

Wait a second! There's still more to talk about!

Yeah! We need to keep discussing this until everyone's in agreement!

No, we decided in advance that if an agreement

wasn't reached by 3:00, we would vote.

Now, is everyone ready?

Isn't that being a bit too bureaucratic?

You just want to go home, don't you?

That's right. So what?

You admit it?

Hey, come on!

Listen.

I've already allowed this debate to carve into my private time,

and I need to be home by 4:00

to make dinner for my father and little sisters.

Anyone have a problem with that?

Then let's vote.

Student Council Office

Um, Mitama-san.

Bargain Fair

Yes? Can I help you?

You know, I understand what you're trying to say,

and I think you're right.

But the student council isn't just a job.

It's more like a club.

Debates are sort of like a page out of our youth...

And?

Maybe your sisters could put up with you being late for once?

They can't.

My grandfather was passionate about some martial art.

He was so stubborn that he never gave any thought to his family.

When he fell into critical condition,

he called me by my mother's name and said...

"Let's go home."

Ever since then, I've put my family first.

Goodbye.

I think we'll need about thirty years more life experience before we can convince her.

She's never going to get anywhere in the real world like that.

Like you've ever been in the real world.

Well, it's true!

For their kids' sake, parents can't always come home!

I guess no one can go up against Mitama-san.

Do you feel okay?

Huh?

Do you want to play house with me?

They ended up inviting six friends, right?

Oh, well. It sounds like they did stay in the house, at least.

I'm home.

Oh!

Nee-nee!

Welcome home!

Thanks.

You were playing with Sue-chan? Thank you.

Oh, Nee-chan, welcome home!

I'm home... and you three made someone else look after Sue-chan!

We stayed home, didn't we?

Hmph!

We're hungry. Get us something to eat.

Right, right. Bring everyone in.

Thanks.

Here.

Thanks

Huh?

What's wrong?

Cold

Ice Cream

Ultra Vanilla

Nothing.

Mitama

Be careful getting home.

Bye-bye!

I'm home.

It's Dad!

Welcome home!

Have you been good girls?

Uh-huh! We stayed here and watched the house!

But something weird happened.

We brought six friends over to play.

There were six playing detective tag with us,

but one more was playing house with Sue-chan.

Six plus one can't equal six, right?

Didn't someone just show up late?

No, nobody came that we didn't invite,

and nobody left early.

Maybe a zashiki warashi found her way into the group.

Zashiki warashi?

It's a supernatural being that takes a child's form.

Supernatural? Like a ghost?

It's a nice ghost. There's no reason to be scared.

They bring good fortune.

Still... a ghost?

You had fun playing, didn't you?

Yeah...

Then what's the problem?

Next Time

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