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Yeah.
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Francesca: Do you have
any idea what time it is?
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Watched pot never boils, Francesca.
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It's been an hour.
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You've got a lobby
full of people out here,
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and at eight o'clock
I am done.
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I don't care if the building
burns down.
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I'm going home.
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Wow, you and your
work ethic.
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Did I ever tell you
how indispensable you are?
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How much longer, Saul?
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You know what?
I can't say.
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So pass along
my sincerest apologies
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and tell 'em I'm swamped.
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Everyone can hear you
bouncing that thing.
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That's the sound
of thinking.
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You should try it sometime.
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Yeah?
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What are you waiting for?
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Send her in.
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How's it coming?
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Good.
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Did you get
the mayonnaise?
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Well, here's the thing --
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they didn't have Duke's,
and I really like Duke's.
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But they didn't have it,
which is a bummer.
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So...
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I dunno.
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Think this'll work?
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I mean, technically it isn't
actually mayonnaise, but...
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Yeah, technically, I don't think
this is mayonnaise.
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But close, right?
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What do you think?
Should we give it a shot?
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I dunno.
What do you think?
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Yeah.
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Let's give it a shot.
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[Rupert Holmes' "Escape
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Kim: Oh, my gosh.
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Cissy: I don't know.
It's as close as I could get.
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Cissy, garnet and gold!
I see it plain as day.
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Plus, they're really
beautiful, Cissy.
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Aaah, the red ones could
maybe pass for garnet.
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But the "gold" ones are just
regular yellow.
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Well, the minute I saw them
I said, "FSU!"
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Besides,
gold food colouring?
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June, did you
ever even hear of that?
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Sounds expensive.
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And if they even make
such a thing, you'd
probably get flipper-hands
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from all the chemicals
they'd put in it.
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Well...
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This is as close
as I could get, anyway.
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Oh, it's perfect, Cissy.
Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh.
Ah, this is all
so beautiful.
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Everything looks amazing.
Looks delicious.
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Oh, I forgot spoons. Sorry.
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Well, let me tell you
about epoxy --
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Epoxy yellows.
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You hit it with enough sunlight...
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- No. Well --
- He's right.
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- Wait, no.
- No, he's right.
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If you just use
a dark enough floor --
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Guys, I'm telling you,
we're never gonna settle this.
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I've been having this argument
five days a week,
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but now I'm Sweden.
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Switzerland.
Kim: You want
something to drink?
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- Wine coolers?
- Great. Cissy?
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Marvin doesn't like me
to drink.
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Cissy, we're gonna get a wine
cooler down you one day.
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That was fun.
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Yeah.
That was fun.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep!
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Yep.
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Man: That's it right there.
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Good job, guys.
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"Peter the Great
is buried inside me."
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"Find me in..."
Glen: What did she say?
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Woman: We're gonna help
each other.
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Boy, you gotta be in shape
to be on this show.
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Kim: You sure do.
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Lotsa running.
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Yeah.
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You think they ever ran
with the bulls on this show?
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Like, in Spain?
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Not that we've seen,
I don't think.
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Maybe it's too dangerous.
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Whaddya think?
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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Oh, I thought the potato salad
worked out great.
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You think?
Yep.
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Huh.
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Looks like rain again.
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Yeah. Does.
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Oh, hey, they opened
a new Outback
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down in Satellite Beach.
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You wanna go Friday?
Sure.
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It's a date.
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Woman: Yes. Yes.
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I don't want to not buy
her toys, but I also...
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Kim: Could you tell me
the flange diameter
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of 212-dash-17-backslash-H?
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Great.
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And does that come in
a three-inch riser,
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or just the two-inch?
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Great.
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ABS or PVC?
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Oh. Great.
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Hi.
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We're gonna sing at five.
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Oh. Great.
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Let me see.
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That's cute, June.
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I'll pick up the cake
after lunch.
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Do you remember what kind
of ice cream Tammy likes?
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Uh...geez, no.
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Yeah. So maybe...
whaddya think?
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Vanilla?
Or strawberry?
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Ooh.
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Um...
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They're both good.
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I know, right?
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Five o'clock.
Okay, great.
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Woman: No, nobody makes it
that long.
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Well, I mean, because --
I mean, think about it.
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It's got to fit in the truck,
right?
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So, how's it gonna fit
in the truck if --
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Well, yeah, but nobody makes
a truck that long, so...
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Safe to say.
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Okay. Well, sorry
we couldn't be of service.
134
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So...whatever happened
to crack?
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How come you never hear about it
on the news anymore?
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Did everybody just all decide
to stop taking it?
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What's the drug that
makes you dance around
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and put a pacifier
in your mouth?
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Ecstasy.
Ecstasy!
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That's the big one now.
I think that they have --
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Yeah.
That's the big one.
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My sister's
best friend's son?
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Oh, my God...
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But I don't understand
the pacifier.
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Why would they all need
pacifiers?
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Like, don't you think
if you ran a store
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and some teenager
came in your store
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and tried to buy
a pacifier,
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don't you think
you'd call the police?
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Yeah.
Pbht!
I sure would.
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Absolutely.
Whatcha eating?
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Tuna salad.
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I made it with Miracle Whip
instead of mayonnaise.
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Huh.
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I use almond butter
instead of pean--
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Mmm.
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Tammy:
When I woke up this morning,
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guess what was in
my living room.
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A freaking exercise bike.
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Yeah. I can't believe
he got that for my birthday.
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Hold on a second.
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Palm Coast Sprinkler, watering
your world since 1978.
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Please hold.
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Kim: Yep?
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Kim, there's a Viktor St. Claire
for you on line three.
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Kim?
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Uh, yep. Okay.
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Yeah. So, what do you think
about that?
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That's pretty rude.
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What brand is it?
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I don't care who made it.
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I don't care
if it's Megatron 3000
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or worth $4 million.
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I'm gonna ride it
straight back to the store,
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and guess what he's gonna get
for his next birthday.
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Some hair regrowth serum,
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and
I'm gonna laugh at him.
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Yeah.
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Kim Wexler.
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Jimmy: Hey, Kim.
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You know who this is?
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I'm gonna take that
as a yes.
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Uh, that receptionist
of yours...
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is she the type
to listen in?
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Good.
Okay.
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So, how's Florida
been treating you?
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I'm catching you between
hurricanes, I hope.
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Kim, you there?
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What do you want?
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I don't --
I don't want anything.
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I just...
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It's been awhile,
you know?
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Just -- I'm thinking
it's been awhile,
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and, um, might be nice
to catch up.
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"Catch up."
Yeah.
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My mind was wandering
this morning. I was just...
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Not thinking anything
in particular.
Just random thoughts.
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And, bam, it suddenly occurred
to me it's been six years.
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I mean, Jesus.
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I-I couldn't believe it.
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I thought you might wanna know
I'm still alive.
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Yep.
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I'm still out here,
still getting away with it.
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The feds couldn't find
their own ass
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with both hands
and a proctologist.
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You shouldn't be
calling me.
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Oh, hey! You're awake!
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You shouldn't be calling.
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Why not?
What, am I tying up the line
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for important
irrigation business?
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I mean, c'mon, Kim.
Say something.
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You can call me an asshole,
yell at me.
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Just let me know
you've still got a pulse.
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Just say something.
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You want me
to say something?
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Yeah.
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You should
turn yourself in.
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Do what?
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You heard me.
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I don't know what kind of life
you've been living,
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but it can't be much.
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Said the pot
to the kettle!
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What -- That is --
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That is really rich, you --
you preaching tome?
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See, you have no idea
what I did or didn't do, okay?
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A-And why don't you
turn yourself in, seeing as how
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you're the one with
the guilty conscience, huh?
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What -- What
is stopping you?
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Fring's in the ground.
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Mike's in the ground.
Lalo's in the ground.
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Apparently.
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You don't have to hold back
on my account.
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They can only hang me once.
So -- So go ahead.
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Spill your guts!
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Put on your hair shirt,
see what it gets you!
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Why --
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Kim, why are we even
talking about this?
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We're both too smart to throw
our lives away for no reason.
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Just...
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I just...
I only wanted to...
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Kim.
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Kim?
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Kim.
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I'm glad you're alive.
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Yeah?
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Time to sing!
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Okay.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Tammy ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Woman: I can't leave before
the judge dismisses you.
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I'll make sure they're aware.
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Now, just remember
to sit up straight
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and listen carefully when
the judge addresses you.
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Stay attentive and engaged.
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Even if you're not so sure
what's going on, don't show it.
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Alright. Come here.
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Tuck your shirt in
for me, will you?
Okay.
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You gotta look good
for the judge.
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Because of your record...
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Kim?
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Kim: Hi, Cheryl.
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I'm out front.
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00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,760
Howard was murdered?
266
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,160
Why?
267
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,920
He was...
268
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,720
...in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
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00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,840
Where's his body?
270
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,120
I don't know.
271
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,760
And the police?
Will they search again?
272
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,840
They'll search.
273
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,240
I don't think
they'll find him.
274
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,320
Cheryl, he...
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It -- It all happened
in an instant.
276
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,720
And he didn't --
he didn't suffer.
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00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,840
"He didn't suffer."
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00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,360
The lies you two made up.
279
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,720
The picture you painted.
280
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That's all he is now.
281
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,600
That's all
anybody remembers.
282
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,680
I want to change that.
283
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,600
What happens now?
284
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,880
Will you be tried?
285
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,400
Will you go to jail?
286
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,080
I don't know.
287
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,760
You're a lawyer, right?
288
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,120
You're a --
a great one, Howard said!
289
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,680
How could you not know?
290
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,080
Bernalillo County
has my affidavit.
291
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,080
It's up to the district attorney
whether to prosecute.
292
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,360
And she may not.
293
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,080
Why?
294
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,680
There's no
physical evidence.
295
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,000
No remaining witnesses
other than my ex-husband...
296
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,360
assuming he's still alive.
297
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,280
I could sue you
in civil court.
298
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,840
I could take
everything you've got.
299
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,600
Yeah.
300
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,160
Why are you doing this?
301
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,440
Oh, God!
302
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,400
Passwords. Passwords...
303
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,920
Hmm.
304
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
A hat man.
305
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:26,400
Holy shit.
306
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,960
Nothing to see here.
307
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,680
Move on.
308
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,200
Cop:
Look at this bullshit.
309
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,840
Look.
310
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,360
Look.
What would you call this?
311
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,000
I'd call that...
312
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,680
I dunno, what?
313
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,600
Would you call that
a fish taco?
314
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,560
Could anybody call
this a fish taco?
I mean, legally?
315
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,800
Stop waving that thing
at me.
316
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,440
Look at this!
317
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,240
There's one piece
of goddamned pollock
318
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,480
no bigger than
the end of my thumb.
319
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,760
Now, how can you even
call that a --
320
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,000
Like I'm s'posed
to do something?
321
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,160
Whaddya want me
to do about it?
322
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,480
Well, I want you to look
inside there
323
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,360
and tell me what you see.
324
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,600
Huh?
W-Would you or would you not
325
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,240
sell this to
an unsuspecting public?
326
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,800
Why do you persist
in ordering fish
327
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,600
when we're 1,400 miles away
from the nearest ocean?
328
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,880
Because it's on the menu,
alright?
329
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,640
Because I live in the 21st
goddamn century, alright?
330
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,520
And this?
This is some bullshit.
331
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,800
I'm telling you,
I got half a mind
to go on back over there
332
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,680
and smack somebody
in their face there.
333
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,360
Yes!
334
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,040
Whaddya think?
335
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,680
Pretty great, right?
336
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,800
Yeah, it's, um...
337
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,280
Yep.
338
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,480
I just need your printed name
and signature.
339
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,680
So... Florida.
340
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,640
Florida, Florida, Florida...
341
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,200
Why there?
342
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,200
I guess --
It doesn't matter.
343
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,120
Doesn't have to make sense.
344
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,160
Hey, I gotta tell you,
I think you're gonna regret
345
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,080
not taking your share
of the Sandpiper money.
346
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,640
That'd buy a shitload
of swampland.
347
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:51,000
I will, um,
file these tomorrow.
348
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,680
Alright. Well.
349
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,200
Have a nice life, Kim.
350
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,560
Hey, Sweetcheeks,
who do we got next?
351
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,400
Let's make some money!
352
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:41,120
Emilio Koyama!
353
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,000
Where's your
paperwork?
354
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,720
I don't do no paperwork.
355
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,600
He doesn't do paperwork!
356
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:57,120
Who cares?
C'mon, c'mon...
357
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,160
Hey, yo, could I bum
one of those?
358
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,640
Thanks.
359
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,200
Mm.
360
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,760
What's up
with this shit?
361
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,520
Rainy.
362
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,200
Yeah. No.
It-- It's crazy.
363
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,560
It's like bananas,
all this rain.
364
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,920
I mean, I thought we were, like,
in a desert, you know?
365
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,480
You're a lawyer, right?
366
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,120
Ah.
I recognise you.
367
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,160
You defended
my buddy Combo.
368
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,960
Christian Ortega.
369
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,200
Juvie court...?
Stole a Baby Jesus.
370
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,280
I mean, not like
a real baby, just a --
371
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,800
you know, one of those things
outside of the church.
372
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,480
Nativity scene. Yeah.
373
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,560
Knights of Columbus.
374
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,080
I mean, what the hell did he
even want that thing for?
375
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,760
Huh?
I mean, I -- I still don't know.
376
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,840
Dumbass.
377
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,720
I told him he could
go to Hell
378
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,960
for stealing something
like that, I mean.
379
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,280
But did he listen to me?
No.
380
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,480
But you -- you got him off,
like, scot-free.
381
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,600
That -- That was
pretty slick, yo.
382
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,120
Well...tell him I hope
he's keeping his nose clean.
383
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,840
Yeah, yeah,
right on.
384
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,040
Absolutely.
385
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,000
Hey, so, you having all this
expertise and all...
386
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,920
This guy Goodman?
387
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,760
Is he the real deal?
388
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,240
Like, lawyer-wise...?
389
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,320
Why do you ask?
390
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,800
I got a buddy in there
who's facing some serious time.
391
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,320
I mean, not -- you know,
not Baby Jesus-time,
392
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,640
but...but serious.
393
00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,560
You know, he needs top-shelf
legal representation.
394
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,160
And I tell him that,
right?
395
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,960
But, you know, he sees this
dude's commercials on TV
396
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,840
and this is where
he wants to go.
397
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,440
And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio,
you know, a funny TV commercial
398
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,560
is not a sound basis
for, like, you know..."
399
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,360
I mean, like, would you go to
anyone doctor to do, like,
400
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,840
an operation on you
in like a --
401
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,000
on, like, your spleen
or whatever
402
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,480
on the fact of a funny
TV commercial?
403
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,960
No. I mean, come on.
404
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,040
How is this any different?
405
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,120
You know?
406
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,640
Anyway...
407
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,000
Is this guy any good?
408
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,720
When I knew him, he was.
409
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,800
Hello?
410
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,880
Jeff:
Hey, uh, Dad?
411
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,160
It's me.
It's -- It's Jeff.
412
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,680
Jeff?
What time is it?
413
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,280
Are you okay?
414
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,800
Yeah, no, not really.
415
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,880
Um, I, uh...
416
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,760
Dad, I got arrested.
417
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,960
Oh, no.
418
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,640
What for?
Jeffie.
419
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,920
It's like this crazy mistake,
you know?
420
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,800
I mean, I had
an accident, okay?
421
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,920
A -- A little fender-bender
type deal, no -- no big thing.
422
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,240
My foot maybe slipped
on the accelerator,
423
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,360
or maybe it was
a defective -- I dunno.
424
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,480
But that's not
the big-deal part.
425
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,720
The big-deal part is...
426
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,920
they think that I -- me --
committed a robbery.
427
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,800
And why would they
think that?
428
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,480
I know, right?
429
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,920
The place where I had
the accident?
430
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,600
This guy? This drunk guy?
431
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,280
He comes wandering
out of his house
432
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,920
and flags down the cops --
the -- the police --
433
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,280
and says, "Hey, you know,
I got robbed!"
434
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,480
And sure enough,
the police?
435
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:15,080
They find evidence of, like,
breaking and entering.
436
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,840
And -- And -- And stuff is
missing, which I did not do.
437
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,680
And, uh...yeah.
Like that.
438
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,040
Well, the police are obviously
barking up the wrong tree.
439
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,920
Yeah.
No shit, wrong tree!
440
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,520
Wrong, like, forest. Exactly.
441
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,040
Because you would never do
something like that --
442
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,280
would you, son?
443
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,680
No. No. No way, man.
Absolutely not.
444
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,760
Uh, when the police took you
into custody,
445
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,000
did they find any of this
so-called stolen merchandise?
446
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,480
Was it in your possession?
447
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,320
Of course it wasn't.
448
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,400
Because you didn't
steal anything.
449
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,800
Therefore, since there's
no evidence whatsoever
450
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,480
that you committed
any crime,
451
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,200
I'd say you got nothing
to worry about.
452
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,840
So, what happens next?
453
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,720
Breathe deep and sit tight.
454
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,600
I'll have you out
by lunchtime.
455
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,680
You coming down here
yourself?
456
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,480
Nah, I think
it'll be your mom.
457
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,600
You'll talk to her
for me?
458
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,040
I sure will.
459
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,960
I'll straighten it all out,
no problem.
460
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,640
Yeah, okay. Good.
461
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,920
Jeff, you're gonna get
the best legal defence
462
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,320
in the whole wide world.
463
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,400
Trust your Old Man
on that.
464
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,840
Okay, copy that.
Sit tight.
465
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,520
You do that.
466
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,760
Marion:
Keep your shirt on...
467
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,840
Hello?
468
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,240
Gene.
469
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,640
Gene, Honey, do you know
what time it is?
470
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,840
Oh, God. That boy...
471
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,800
he's gonna put me
in my grave.
472
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,480
Marion.
473
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,920
It's a mistake, is all.
474
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,400
Getting picked up
for something you didn't do?
475
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,280
That could happen
to anybody.
476
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,760
Yeah, right, anyone...
477
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,640
This isn't the first time,
you know.
478
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,000
He's been
in trouble before.
479
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,400
Oh, Jesus.
480
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,840
Marion...
The death of me.
481
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,440
He's gonna be
the death of me.
482
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,400
Marion.
Marion, it's gonna be alright.
483
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,680
We'll get him outta there
lickety-split.
484
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,920
I've been through this before.
485
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,840
There's nothing lickety-split
about it.
486
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,520
Back when he was living
in Albuquerque?
487
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,520
Drunk in public,
resisting arrest?
488
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,680
Urinating in
someplace he shouldn't have.
489
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,400
And me on the telephone for
hours, long distance,
490
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,560
trying to find him one of those
bail-out places.
491
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,800
I maxed out
my Discover card.
492
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,680
And I'm still paying
for that one.
493
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,120
Well, money's not gonna be
a problem,
494
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,240
'cause I'm gonna help you
with that.
495
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,520
No. Gene, I can't let you
do that. No.
496
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,160
Sure you can.
Jeff'll pay me back.
497
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,440
And you don't have to worry
about a bondsman, either.
498
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,680
Because guess what?
499
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,000
In Omaha,
they don't have 'em.
500
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,640
Alright?
You just walk into the station
501
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,120
and you pay
a straight cash bail.
502
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,200
It's not like
Albuquerque at all.
503
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,400
Marion, you still there?
504
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,080
Yeah. Why --
505
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,840
Wh-Why did Jeff call you
instead of me?
506
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,840
Well, I think he was scared
at how you'd take it.
507
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,200
Honestly, I was gonna
pay the bail myself,
508
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,880
but I think it should be
a family member.
509
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,760
I think that'd be best.
510
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,480
I'll tell you what -- I'm gonna
take a shower, get dressed.
511
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,840
And you do the same.
512
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,440
I'll swing by
and pick you up.
513
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,920
We'll get this whole thing
squared away.
514
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,120
Wh-What about Buddy?
Is he in any trouble?
515
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,080
I don't think so.
516
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,560
Why would he be?
517
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,840
I'll see you
in about an hour.
518
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,000
Yeah, okay.
Yeah. Thanks.
519
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,200
♪ Oh, no, oh ♪
520
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,440
♪ It's not the things you do ♪
♪ The tide i-- ♪
521
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,520
♪ That tease
and hurt me bad♪
522
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,440
♪ But it's the way you do ♪
523
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,520
♪ The things you do to me ♪
♪ Do to me ♪
524
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,240
♪ I'm not the kinda girl♪
♪ I'm not the kinda girl ♪
525
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,840
♪ Who gives up just like that♪
♪ Who gives up just like that ♪
526
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,320
♪ Oh, no, oh♪
♪ Oh, no, oh ♪
527
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,600
♪ The tide is high♪
♪ The tide is high ♪
528
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,720
♪ But I'm holding on♪
♪ But I'm holding on ♪
529
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,720
♪ I'm gonna be your num--♪
♪ I'm gonna be your num-- ♪
530
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,800
♪ I'm not the kinda girl
who gives up ♪
531
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,880
Marion!
532
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,440
♪ Just like that ♪
533
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,320
♪ Oh, no ♪
534
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,800
Marion!
535
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,800
Marion?
536
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,600
Marion?
537
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,720
Hey.
538
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,000
Oh, hey.
539
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,240
Everything okay?
540
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,480
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
541
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,400
I -- I just lost track
of the time.
542
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,480
That's okay.
543
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,640
Uh, you wanna put
some clothes on
544
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,080
so that we can get moving?
545
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,160
Whaddya say?
546
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,800
Oh, you know,
well, I -- I...
547
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,240
I don't wanna
slow things down.
548
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,320
I think maybe you oughta go
without me.
549
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,000
Man
...partying,
minding my own business.
550
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,560
Woman:
You are under arrest.
551
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,440
I better call Saul!
552
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,160
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.
553
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,800
Did you know
that you have rights?
554
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,720
The Constitution says you do,
and so do I.
555
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,680
I believe that,
until proven guilty,
556
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,840
every man, woman, and child
in this country is innocent.
557
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,120
And that's why I fight for you,
Albuquerque!
558
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,160
Announcer: Better Call Saul.
559
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,720
What's that?
560
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,800
You tell me.
561
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,680
Marion, do you think
that's me?
562
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,760
'Cause it's not.
563
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,600
There never was a Nippy,
was there?
564
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,880
What did Jeff tell you?
565
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,400
Oh, he didn't tell me anything.
566
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,160
Ask Jeeves told me.
567
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:05,720
I typed in "con man"
and "Albuquerque,"
568
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,960
and up you popped,
big as day.
569
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,040
What are you doing,
Marion?
570
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,560
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm calling the police.
571
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,800
Here, lemme help you
with that.
572
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,680
Listen, I think
we're losing sight
573
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,120
of the bigger picture
here, okay?
574
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,440
Jeff is in trouble,
and I wanna help him.
575
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,360
He and I sure could use
your support here.
576
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,800
What did you get
my son into...?
577
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,920
Nothing that
he didn't ask for.
578
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,240
Now, listen,
579
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,160
I'm still the good friend
you thought I was, okay?
580
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,480
Jeff understands me,
Buddy understands me.
581
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,360
And you will, too.
582
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,880
It's just,
you have to, uh,
583
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,320
you know, keep things
on an even keel, alright?
584
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,520
What have you got there?
585
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,200
Uh...
586
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,320
Put that down. Huh...
587
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,240
Put that down, Marion.
588
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,160
Put it down.
589
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:09,920
Do not do it, Marion.
590
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,480
Final warning...
591
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,920
I trusted you.
592
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,080
Marion? This is Valerie
with Life Alert.
593
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,200
Are you okay?
594
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,320
No, Valerie,
I'm not okay.
595
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,000
There's a criminal standing
in my kitchen, threatening me!
596
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,480
He's a wanted man!
597
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,560
And his name
is Saul Goodman!
598
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,600
Alright, Marion,
I'm calling the police.
599
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,680
I'm calling right now.
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