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Wow.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

What? Thanks for the refill.

So, you want to have fun, you call a blonde.

You want to get wild and kinky, you call a redhead.

But if you want to be seduced, if you want mystery and intrigue,

something that you have never been before, if you want to be the submissive

one and have one dominate you, you call me the brunette, because that's what

we're here for.

We are the mysterious, the sultry, the pouty.

The bad little girls of the hair color.

Do you want my love?

If we settle down Is that what you wanna do?

Is that what you wanna do?

Get it?

Thank you.

I've done it all.

I've been blonde, brunette, and now I'm a redhead.

Being brunette was very sexy, very mysterious.

And being blonde, sun comes out, you got to have fun.

But being red.

I don't know. There's something wild about red.

Definitely very wild.

Very, very wild.

I think if I could not be a blonde and if I could not be a redhead, then

chances are I would probably be a blue neck.

I think riding is very graceful.

Kind of aggressive and tough.

Everyone looking at you and you're on this big, giant machine. All the speed

between your legs.

But you're so in control and out of control at the same time. The speed.

Definitely the speed and the hum.

I'm pretty fast.

We may have to go outside.

Well, who do you think you are telling me who's faster?

I believe the one who would ride a little faster than you.

Which would be me.

Definitely me.

We just love to ride.

Love to ride.

There's something very sensual about the water.

I don't know, taking a bath at night before you're having a midnight

rendezvous, crawling into the water, the warm, sudsy bubbles everywhere.

It makes your skin really soft and smooth.

I guess I'm a little bit of an exhibitionist. If I can sneak away

somewhere that I think is private, but someone might be looking.

Just something very sensual about being outside and the sun on your body and the

water coming down.

Very sexy.

People think all the time that I sit around all day and just flip my hair. I

mean, I don't understand where they get that.

You know, there's not a big difference from being a blonde than a brunette. I

mean, the only thing that's different really is that people treat you like

you're dumb.

They think that brunettes, for some reason, have more intelligence.

But I will tell you that it is nice being a girl.

Many perks come with being that gender.

Trust me.

Sometimes when I'm feeling a little troublesome or devious, I think maybe I

would be good with red hair.

Although, you know, I do like being brunette. But there's something about a

redhead that just drives you wild, I guess. Good red.

Cheery red.

Sexy red.

Something very taboo about two women making love that seems to excite most

men I know.

Sometimes things just happen. Beautiful blondes, some music.

That's right.

Right here in front of me.

Can I run my fingers through your hair?

You know, every time we get together, it's

so much fun.

Oh, don't do that.

Yeah. You know, we laugh, we joke, we even tell a few

lies.

But when it comes to you, everything is so true.

So here's a little something for you.

It's so beautiful.

I can't help myself.

We're two of the same kind.

But this is so special. It's so different.

Can you feel this kind of love?

That special touch?

of the town.

You've got your best dress on.

Soft fabric and sweet smelling perfumes and your hair all done up so that your

neck is exposed.

You've had champagne. You've had your wine and your strawberries. You've

partied a little and said things that you may not have said before.

And here it comes.

The end of the evening. The moment we have all been waiting for.

The moment where you can get out of this constraining little dress and these

choppy little heels.

Into your prettiest and sexiest nighttime after the big party wear and

then it comes along the best part of the night

When it comes to sex, blondes have more fun.

What is this?

Blondes have more fun? Let me tell you something.

I've been a blonde and very seductive, very fun sexually.

But as a redhead, I almost kill myself.

Yeah, redheads may be wild and hot and blondes may be fun.

But if you want to be seduced like you have never been seduced before,

you call on a brunette.

So, did you make up your mind yet?

Who do you want on your desert island?

I think it's pretty clear.

Oh, really?

I think it's blonde.

Brunette.

It's red.

No. Brunette.

Blonde. Brunette.

Red. Blonde. Red.

I'm telling you, it's brunette.

It's gotta be red.

It's blonde.

have to take us all.

And goodbye.

Goodbye.

Why

don't

blondes eat pickles?

Because they can't get their head in the jar.

But it's a blondie when you blow on her ear.

You got it wrong, chickie.

What is she saying? What does she do?

All the redheads I know are being kind of bad.

Although, you know, I do like being black.