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so did you see my weather forecast last
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night the one where you predicted the
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earthquake in Galveston
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yes I didn't predict it I said it would
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be
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funny so now that I'm a famous weather
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girl on cable would you like an
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autograph photo no and I don't want the
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action figure either
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there's my little mommy to be how you
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doing honey I don't know I have a really
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uneasy feeling about this pregnancy oh
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honey that's just
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normal why don't we talk about
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it what are you doing you're about to
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Mother Reba I love to watch you
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mother I wish your mothering moments
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were available on DVD I'd have every
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season
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honey well I mean I feel pretty good and
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the doctor said that everything's going
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great but I just I have this feeling
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that something's just hanging over my
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shoulder and it's making me feel really
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uneasy I mean do you ever have that
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feeling
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honey I think the feeling that you're
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talking about about is what I call going
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good Blues going good Blues yeah going
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good Blues is a feeling that we all get
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when things are going really good but
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we're just waiting for things to go bad
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oh my god oh
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Heaven Sayan just listen to me okay the
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key is not to worry about what could go
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wrong but just enjoy all the things that
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are going right does that help yeah yeah
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it does thanks Mom good deal w
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okay the woman is good the woman is
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right the woman is
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wrong what I thought you said mom was
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great at mothering yeah she is okay but
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she's old school okay I mean that kind
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of advice would be great on the Prairie
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Mrs Eng
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Les but today we've got a whole new
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thing going well why do you think I'm
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having this feeling oh shy you're having
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these feelings because you have got a
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million things to do before that baby
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comes I mean there's so much to plan I
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don't even know what to do first well
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the first thing is done you told
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me I'm going to take it from here peanut
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okay a thanks Barber jeene that's sweet
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now that I'm a role model people stop me
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on the street all the time and they ask
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me they say stormy clear
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weather what is your secret for
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balancing your role as wife mother and
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career re woman and I say it's no secret
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it's organization and then I say would
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you like a
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photo mys are planted in the past oh my
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life is changing fast who I am is who I
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want to
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be a single mom who works too hard who
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loves her kids and never stops with
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gentle hands and the Heart of a
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f I'm a
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[Music]
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Survivor okie dokie barbar Jean has
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compiled a list of all the things that
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you guys need to accomplish before my
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blessed event now please skim through
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them and let me know if you have any
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questions I think you're going to find
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that every item is necessary
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um why is it that I have so many more
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pages than everyone else because you did
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this to
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me I have to learn Spanish yes honey in
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case they have to take a cab and the
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driver is
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Latino probably the same reason I have
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to learn
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farsy okay okay now any and all other
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questions should be directed towards van
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who is in charge of all Communications
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which includes printed materials
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newsletters and coming up with the baby
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name that is cooler than Siri but not as
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weird as
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Apple I meanwhile will be in charge of
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Fitness and Nutrition so Cheyenne I'm
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going to need a list of foods already in
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the house including fridge pantry and
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freezer okay well I believe that falls
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under
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Communications Cheyenne you do realize I
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have a job right say that to my stomach
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van so our unborn child can hear how
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much you just don't
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care hey when you come out I'll show you
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where I hide from
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Mommy well this has been really great
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but I'm late for any place where they're
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not talking about Cheyenne what I'm
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going to go rehearse with my band Kira
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Kira I think this is a little more
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important than your little Band
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Rehearsal this is about the birth of my
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child listen to yourself it's always my
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my child my pregnancy my fifth grade
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reading
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level I read good
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Kira you should feel well about
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yourself what did you do to make her so
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awful dad oh don't blame me baby I was
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golfing for most of her
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childhood almost 2:00 as Fitness and
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Nutrition counselor I think it's time
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for a light snack can we have some booze
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with our
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snack I think she was talking about
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Cheyenne so was
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I so was
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I well I want to thank you guys for
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being so wonderful I'm going to get each
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of you a nice little gift and I believe
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that falls under
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communication I like to fall under a
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truck hey what's going on nothing
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nothing meeting's over nobody saying
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nothing Mrs H she's given me pages of
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things to do who has her foggy clear
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bottom
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[Applause]
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[Laughter]
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what have you
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done nothing nothing I was just I was so
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inspired by watching you mother earlier
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that I thought I might just step in and
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and do a little
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touchup you know who shouldn't do
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touch-ups the
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touched okay I'm going to go talk to
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Cheyenne and see if I can straighten out
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your mess you know what you were going
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to get a photo
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but not
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[Applause]
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anymore well I guess I better go get a
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book to teach me
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Spanish hey wouldn't that fall
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under
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Communications go before I throw
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you Mr H you did me a
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favor will you hold this pillow over my
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face until I stop twitching
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relax pal you're just a little stressed
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out look the next time Cheyenne does
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something that's a little bit crazy just
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let it bounce off of you like like BB's
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off of
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Buick BB's off of Buick yeah what kind
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of stupid advice is
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that hey it works ping ping ping ping
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[Laughter]
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ping well I guess doesn't hurt to
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try is that what you did when Barbara
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Jean was
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pregnant no I played golf through most
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of her
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pregnancy so honey stop worrying so much
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you can count on us to make sure that
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everything will get done and it's more
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important right now for you to relax and
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not let yourself get all worked up okay
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I guess I can bring it down a couple of
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notches I think I was overreacting cuz
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I'm just so excited to be pregnant again
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we're all excited too oh not Kira well
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to be fair this is a joyful event and
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that's really not C's
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thing you know what I just thought of
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zip it rainy sore
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bottom I wasn't going to say anything I
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was just thinking that wouldn't it be
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hysterical if Cheyenne had a baby
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exactly like
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Kira what why would you say something
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like that barber Jean because that's
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what she does she just talks and talks
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and talks until somebody's head
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explodes well it just seems like
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Elizabeth takes after her so what if the
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next one takes after Kira okay you know
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what I changed my mind I want the action
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figure and a
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hammer I could I could have a baby just
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like Kira hey Mom do you remember what
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she was like growing up she was a
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horrible little b
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word she was a be to me every single day
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she was a a bee to my friends she was a
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bee to everyone and I could have another
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one right in here okay stop it stop it I
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want you to understand I'm not saying
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this to hurt you I'm saying this so
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you'll relax okay and don't take it
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personally Cheyenne
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yeah Kira was not the
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monster you were
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[Music]
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you were the
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beat so you're telling me this to cheer
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me up that I was the horrible one not
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Kira
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yes I see tag me in Rea tag me in
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tagging you Barber Jean Cheyenne listen
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to me Kira fall follow you everywhere
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but you didn't want to share the
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attention with her I was an attention
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hog oh come on Mom that doesn't even
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sound like
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[Laughter]
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me sweetheart you had a fulllength
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mirror on your
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[Applause]
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back you know what when I was younger I
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was an attention hog when you were
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younger oh yeah I completely out I mean
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now I'm uncomfortable being the center
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of
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attention stop looking at
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me okay if I was what you're saying that
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I was why don't I remember any of it
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okay let me show you something
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cheyen it's a picture from Kira's fifth
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birthday I usually keep this picture
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tucked behind another
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photo this is the only picture we took
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that day
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the party took a bad
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turn what is this it's a birthday cake
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with a toy fire engine smashed in
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it my family used to use
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candles quit looking at
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me what
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happened well we gave you the truck to
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give to Kira but you didn't want to give
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her anything so after she opened it you
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took it from her and smashed it into the
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cake that was the last day Kira
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cried I know what I have to do I have to
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make things right with Kira so I can get
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my karma Back in Balance Karma yeah
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that's Buddhist for I'm rubber your glue
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hey
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Van van are you sleeping with your eyes
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open
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again you know Mrs H when you shoot BB's
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at a Buick some are going to bounce off
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ping ping
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pink but eventually one is going to
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sneak
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through and hit some class and it's
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going to break into a
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million tiny pieces nobody knows what
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I'm going
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through pull it together boy we got
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neighbors what's
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that that's Cheyenne texting me
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again she sent me out for ice how long
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ago
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come
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on where have you been I textt you like
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50
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times what is
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this the Goldfish
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[Applause]
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escaped what's going on here we are
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decorating the house for a birthday
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[Applause]
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party for who Kira I'm giving her back
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the birthday party that I ruined for her
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when she was five I asked van to get me
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a big number five candle he brought me a
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four and a
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one it adds up to five it's not the same
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thing
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P
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hone what made you decide to give her
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another birthday party me
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well it was Cheyenne's idea but I was
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right behind her and look y'all I made a
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cake but since I'm in charge of Fitness
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and Nutrition I made a sugarfree brand
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cake with cottage cheese
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frosting oh you know what would go good
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with that a hot cup of
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[Applause]
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dirt I couldn't find any wrapping paper
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oh a Jakey I asked you to do one little
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thing and you can't seem to do
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it well at least I didn't bring you four
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and a one
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candle it adds up to
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F
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surprise Kira do you know what this is
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you finally got your GD
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you are such a
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crackup Mom what's going on here well
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honey your sister wanted to give you a
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birthday party to make up for one that
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she kind of um messed up when you were
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younger I did something that I regret
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and I can not feel better until I
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apologize so this is about you feeling
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better yes and you
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too you're amazing Cheyenne even when
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you do something for somebody else it's
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still mostly about you so you're not
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going to forgive me for one little thing
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that I did to you when we were kids that
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you don't even remember no Cheyenne
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because it wasn't just one little thing
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you were crappy to me all the time and I
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do remember that birthday party very
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well I believe it ended something like
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this
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a well I better go talk to her
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[Music]
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that's it Mom I'm done I tried and now
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done now honey you know what made me
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think that Carol would be anything but
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completely selfish about this now hold
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on a second that's not exactly fair you
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can't expect someone to forgive you
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after years and years of hurtful
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Behavior why
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not I have always been the giving one
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it's about time that she did something
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for me oh your little sister did a lot
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of things for you oh name one how about
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the time she beat up Tyler
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Wallace oh yeah who Tyler Wallace was
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this bully that one day made the mistake
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of pulling Cheyenne's pigtails oh I used
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to keep mine grease just in case you
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know
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remember cheyen screamed Tyler laughed
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and Kira came out of nowhere and dropped
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him
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hard she slapped that boy so many times
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it sounded like
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[Applause]
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applause look cheen maybe Kira will
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forgive you but you have to mean it oh
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good Kira your sister has something
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she'd like to say to you Dad said I had
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to come in here he didn't say I had to
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stop halt turn listen
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speak
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nicely
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okay I'm sorry
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that
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that you know what I could have a boy
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shut well I don't know what to say just
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speak from your heart remember the woman
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is
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good quit looking at me
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okay
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Kira one thing that I hate doing most in
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this world is admitting that I was wrong
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and especially admitting that I've been
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wrong 15 years but I
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have I've been very selfish I treated
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you badly and I blamed you for it and
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I'm really really
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sorry and I hope that my daughter turns
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out exactly like
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you sort
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of thanks I appreciate
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it you're
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welcome we're not going to hug are we
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no yes
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oh Rea that is so beautiful you know you
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and I may have very different styles of
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mothering but you know the bottom line
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is we are good Mothers we are
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good where's
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Henry
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crap yo check it out Beauty And The Geek
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