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Hey, are Frank and Sherry still going to meet us at Constance's this weekend?

Last time I talked with Frank, he said that they'd be there as usual.

Well, that's good. At least somebody still cares that we're going to show up

someplace.

Honey, you sound like a jaded city girl.

There are plenty of people who care what happens to us.

Yeah, but not like they do.

I think you're just excited to see them again.

I am.

I'm so glad you guys could come. I've missed you.

Well,

so they're here yet?

They're upstairs putting their things away.

Hey, you guys.

All right.

What's up, brother? All right, man.

Well,

you all know where your rooms are at. Why don't you put your things away and

come meet me for drinks in the parlor?

I want to hear all your latest news.

Give me that bag, brother. Come on.

And the man can't understand why his wife won't stop looking at me.

Of course, I can't explain to him that it's because I'd just seen his wife out

back kissing the bartender.

And here I thought you were going to tell me you were the one doing the

kissing. Oh, hell no. I love Sherry like no one's business.

Furthermore, Sherry wouldn't have liked this woman, and I personally couldn't

kiss a woman my wife wouldn't kiss herself.

So have you guys ever been with another woman?

Is that a fantasy of yours I detect, Tom?

Sure.

Frank's too, I bet.

Yeah, we joked about it, but Sherry probably would.

It's just that she'd have to trust the woman like a sister, and up to this

point, no one like that has, well, jumped into bed with us.

So tell me the truth, Constance.

Have you and your wives ever fooled around in college?

Well...

Honey, you know you're not supposed to ask questions you really don't want to

know the answers to.

A better question would be, are we fooling around now?

And that answer would unfortunately be no.

Oh, I've missed you all so much.

I don't know what the three of you were like in college, but you must have been

pretty extraordinary to have turned out the way you did.

Oh, Frank, you always remind me what it's like to be 18 again, and I do

appreciate that.

It's too bad nothing's going on anymore, isn't it?

I think you want Frank for the weekend.

Well, he is masculine, don't you think?

And I've been wanting to be adventurous again.

He's a good choice.

But I thought that since Sherry married him.

Well, there is that.

Sherry married Frank and I married Tom.

A little inescapable, isn't it?

What's inescapable?

The fact that you want Tom as much as Nicole wants Frank.

My God, is there no subtlety in you?

What's the point?

I see what I see.

I would never presume. Don't be ridiculous.

Neither of you would.

But would you like to?

Have you ever heard of a little game called Switch?

I've never said that.

Oh, please.

Oh, shoot.

Frank, would you help me bring some more wine from the kitchen?

At your service, madame.

Now, this is a fine wine collection.

Wine is a passion of mine, and I love to drink fine vintages.

Sounds like a good excuse to keep a man around the house.

Another passion of mine.

Constance?

How come you never have your own date when we come over to visit?

Because I always kick them out for the weekend so that I can spend some time

with my favorite girlfriends.

And the three of you together make a fine sight.

I'm going to be perfectly blunt with you.

Because I can.

And because your wife is one of my oldest friends.

I think you want to sleep with Nicole.

Oh.

I know how much you love Sherry, but I've seen you watching Nicole.

Watching and wanting.

Nicole is one of the most elegant and sophisticated women I've ever known and

carries herself like a princess.

And you want her.

And I want to touch her soft skin every time she walks by just to check to make

sure she's a real flesh and blood woman.

How long have you had these thoughts?

A lot.

Ten years.

Would you sleep with her if you could get away with it?

Me too.

Nicole is an extraordinary woman.

You know, I have an idea.

And you never know where to hit them.

What took you two so long?

Constance was just telling me stories about the two of you in college.

No, she wasn't. Those would have been stories about Nicole.

Damn it. A fuse keeps tripping and knocking out all the lights on this side

of the house.

Tom, would you come to the fuse box with me so we can turn these back on?

Oh, of course. Anything I can do.

Let's have a drink in the dark.

Okay.

Where's that corkscrew?

Okay.

Let's see.

See, not difficult at all.

But the electrician can't get out here till Monday.

Thank you for your help, Tom.

Anytime.

Wait, Tom.

I need to ask you something.

Sure, anything.

I've seen the way you look at Sherry.

I know how much you love Nicole.

But you want to sleep with Sherry, don't you?

Nicole and Sherry are my best friends, and I would never do anything to hurt

them. You know that, don't you?

Yes. As their best friend, I also see things that most people wouldn't know

what to look for.

Like the fact that you're attracted to Sherry, and you wonder what she would be

like in bed.

Yes, I do, but I wouldn't jeopardize my marriage over it.

What if it wouldn't jeopardize anything?

Well, you know, the lights always go out around here.

And you and Frank are...

roughly the same size.

Great. What's he have to do with it?

Everything.

You have to be partners in this if the switch is to work.

What do you have in mind?

You know, coming to this place always reminds me of going on vacation.

All this fresh air makes me feel so sexy.

Oh, damn it.

Just cut my finger.

Oh, baby, you know what? I think I have some bandages in my bag. Run it under

cold water until I come back, okay?

Oh, shit, not again.

You take such good care of me, baby.

I'm going to go check on the power.

Will you bring me back a glass of water? Water, sure.

I'll be waiting.

Are you sure you want to go through with this? Yeah.

You got everything?

Towel? Towel, check.

Band-aid? Band-aid, check.

Let's do it.

Switch.

Where are you going?

The bathroom.

I'm getting some more water. You want anything?

Mm-mm.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

That was amazing.

It was the best sex of my life.

What's wrong, baby?

Nothing. I'm just exhausted.

Baby, that's the best love I've ever had.

I'll take more of that any time you want to give it.

Did Joyce say anything when you got back to the room?

No.

You what?

No. Nothing.

Really?

No, she just went to sleep.

Huh.

I don't sleep well, gentlemen.

Frank, Tom, we need to talk.

We wanted a sexual adventure.

And they can't hide anything from me.

She saw right through us.

I described a little game of switch.

So last night we switched drones and the power went out.

And you both were wonderful.

And now I have a little secret of my own.

The boys also switched.

What?

You mean I had sex with my own wife last night? You sure did.

It's perfect.

I mean, I was worried, honey, last night when you told me it was the best sex

you'd ever had. I'm just glad it was with me.

Last night was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

Thank you, Tom.

No offense to your best friend, but I only want you in my bed.

It's perfect, because you're the only man for me.