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Are you almost done?

Yes, I am. But tell me this. Where is your father?

I don't know, but we're going to be late.

You're telling me. My heart is racing.

Plane leaves in one hour, so. A simple vacation.

You would think he could be here on time just for a simple vacation.

I already put my bag in the car. Oh, wait. Maybe that's him. Oh, you did?

Good. Hello?

Hi.

Where the hell are you?

No.

He's all packed and I'm about to put the life bag in. So where are you?

One vacation.

I just want to go on one vacation for Mother's Day. Is that so hard?

No, you're second traffic.

Fabulous. So what do you think? We're not going to make the plane? Is that

what you think?

Okay.

No, not annoyed at all.

Okay, I'll see you when you get here. Thanks.

Mm-hmm, drive safe in traffic.

Okay, bye.

Well, did you hear all that?

Oh, my God.

Are we seriously not going?

I mean, I think we're seriously not going.

I don't think we're going to make the plane. Oh, my God.

And the thing is that he took us every fucking time.

Fuck, I wanted to go to Palmdale.

Me too.

Now what are we going to do?

I don't know. I mean, I guess we're not going to take that 15-minute flight.

I'm not sure.

I just never would have expected it of all days. Like, why today?

One weekend, like... How are you doing, Walt?

I mean, you married my dad.

You can be an idiot sometimes.

Ain't that right?

I'm sorry.

I mean, it's Mother's Day.

I wanted you to relax.

I know it was important to you.

I know. You've always been so kind.

Where you got it from? I don't know. I don't think it was your father.

Here, I want you to... Here, let me give you a foot rub.

Really? Yeah, I'm gonna help you relax. It's Mother's Day. You deserve it.

Aww, I have lotion.

That's really sweet.

I mean, he was supposed to be doing this, but... Don't even worry about it.

Right? He'll get here eventually.

Maybe I won't hate him so much. You think I will?

I don't know.

Just sit back, relax.

Yeah. Enjoy this.

Oh.

You are good at that.

Mm-hmm.

How'd you learn that?

Do you massage a lot of girls' feet?

No. It just comes naturally.

Oh, does that?

Yeah. You probably get it from your mother.

Because your father doesn't have the touch.

Yeah. He's an idiot, I swear to God.

He is.

I mean, like, what the fuck?

And Palmdale all places like it's not even that far. It's easy to get to.

We were going to have so much fun.

I know.

It's alright.

Staying in the house.

I'll give you a nice foot massage.

It feels good.

I'll make this a good Mother's Day for you.

Yes.

I'm already not here in my mind.

I could do this every day.

I really won't even give a fuck about your father.

I think if you did this to any girl, she would just get naked for you

immediately. Just saying.

If you want it as like a tactic for, you know, your college

whores.

What do you call them?

Women?

Your college girl?

I'll make sure to buy some lotion.

Yeah. Let's get that good oil.

You starting to relax?

Yeah, your hands are so strong.

Yeah. The pressure's so good.

Not too hard.

Not too soft.

Kind of makes you tingle a little bit.

Is that inappropriate?

No. Okay.

Ready to go.

Okay,

I think you can move higher.

What? Higher.

Oh.

You have to be committed.

It looked like his hand's in your vagina.

Get out of there.

No. Get it in there.

Ciroc, what... What is this?

This is me making up for your mistake.

That's what this is.

Look,

I am really sorry about... Okay, you're killing my vibe. Please go.

Just go?

Leave? Like, go be useful somewhere else.

What? Okay, look, I'm...

I'm sorry, but, like, be useful? How? What do you want? I don't know.

So I guess maybe I'll get started on dinner?

Thank you.

Just do it.

That's my mind.

Can I make pasta, because vanilla's your favorite?

Uh-huh.

So, you want al dente?

What the fuck?

How else do you make pasta? Get the fuck out of here.

Fuck, get out.

Ew. That was a stupid question.

Make sure Facebook touches the clip. Do it right. Like you would know.

He doesn't know.

You're doing great.

I can be so good. Let me make my eyes water.

There you go. I can sweat all over.

So it's ready for you.

Sweet.

Michael, make sure that you clean up. Make sure you wash your hands.