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[? "Always Be My Baby" playing]
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? Doo, doo, doo, doo ?
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[crowd cheering]
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? Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ?
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? We were as one, babe ?
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? For a moment in time ?
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? And it seemed everlasting ?
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? That you would always be mine ?
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? Now you want to be free ?
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? So I'm letting you fly ?
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? Because I know in my heart, babe ?
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? Our love will never die, no ?
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[crowd singing along]
? You'll always be a part of me ?
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-? I'm part of you indefinitely ?
-[playing off-key, sighing]
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? Boy, don't you know
you can't escape me ?
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? Ooh, darling, 'cause
you'll always be my baby ?
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? And we'll linger on ?
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? Time can't erase a feelin' this strong ?
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[? song continues]
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Look at them.
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They are all way too happy
to be at a funeral.
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Well, that's because
the elusive chanteuse, Mariah Carey,
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is singing, child.
That's why.
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Hmm.
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This hot Gouda almost makes
these proud snacks edible.
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So who do you think did it, Shuggie?
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Uh, little girl, are you suggesting
what I think you're suggesting?
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[Shuggie burps loudly]
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Excuse me.
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But seriously,
I don't have the slightest clue
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who could have killed that monkey.
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[thunder crashes]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[thunderclap]
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Hmm.
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? The Proud family, what? ?
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? You and me will always be tight ?
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? Family every day and every night ?
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? Even when you start acting like a fool ?
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? You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do ?
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? I know I can always be myself ?
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? When I'm with you more than
anybody else ?
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? Every single day that
I'm headed off to school ?
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? You know there's no one
I love as much as you ?
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-? The family ?
-? The family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll make you scream ?
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? They'll make you wanna sing ?
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? It's a family thing a family ?
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? A proud, proud family
Proud family ?
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? They'll push your buttons ?
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? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?
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? A family, family
Proud, proud family ?
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-? Proud, proud family ?
-[Oscar screams]
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[announcer] Welcome to Snackland.
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[Rodney] Think about it.
There's the word "sure" in insurance.
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And everybody surely
needs insurance these days--
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And I'm surely not interested.
And by the way, you're not Shaq.
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Just whack, Rodney.
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Well, if you're not going
to get a policy on the park,
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at least insure Snacky Monkey.
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Why would I buy insurance
for a monkey?
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He's a monkey!
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What happens if Snacky Monkey
is abducted by aliens?
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Or even worse,
eats one of your snacks?
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I'll buy a new monkey!
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Yeah, but if you had insurance,
you'd have seven figures to do it with.
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Hmm? Uh, are we talking
an NBA seven figures?
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Or an NFL seven figures?
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Because they don't be paying
them football brothers at all.
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We're talking baseball seven figures.
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[gasps loudly]
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[clears throat]
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Rodney, my good man.
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Exactly how much
would this policy cost?
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Not much.
I sent Snacky Monkey to your wife
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for a pre-qualifying medical exam.
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He's no Anthony Davis,
though he does have a unibrow.
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He doesn't have a unibrow!
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-That's fur. He's a monkey.
-[kid] Hey!
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Come on, man, that's the same thing.
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How much, Rodney?
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Hmm? Hmm.
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What in the-- No way!
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I'm not paying that, baby Kazaam.
Why don't you just disappear?
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Think about it.
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Monkeys don't live that long.
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No way you lose on this deal.
Here's how much you'll make
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when Mr. Chips goes
to that big zoo in the sky.
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[Oscar] Good googly goose fat!
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-[clears throat] Rodney, my man.
-[cash register dings]
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That decimal point
is after the seven figures, right?
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It's not a crumb.
I've been fooled by that before.
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Be a fool not to reconsider.
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[toilet flushes]
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Where do I sign?
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Make sure you read the fine print.
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Oh, come on, man.
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If you can't trust a fake
full-time NBA champion, who can you trust?
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The only place
I wouldn't trust your tiny fake butt
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is at the free throw line. [laughs]
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[Oscar laughs then screams]
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Where did you get those muscles?
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-What are you doing, Rodney?
-Proving you wrong.
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[Oscar screams] Ow!
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Two out of three.
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Ow! You've ripped me, man.
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Okay, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Three out of five.
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[screams] I take it back, Rodney,
you're the man.
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-[slurping]
-[announcer] Welcome to Snackland.
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[Dijonay] Zang,
who's going to wait 2897 minutes?
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Apparently these people
who obviously have no lives.
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Penny, will you please
go find your father?
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Mayor Kelly is here to take photos.
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But I'll lose my place in line!
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Really?
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-[Oscar screaming distantly]
-[all] Hmm?
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All right, all right.
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Best 313 out of 625.
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-[Oscar screams]
-Uh, Mr. Rodney, sir.
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My daddy has to take
a picture with the mayor.
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Please?
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No, not until I make a free throw.
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[Oscar screams]
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Try bending your knees,
put your arm at a 90 degree angle
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and then flick your wrist
when you release the ball.
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[Oscar groans]
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No! No!
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[Oscar cries out]
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Anything else, little girl?
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Just shoot my daddy
so I can get the heck out of here!
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[Oscar] Come on!
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[whimpering]
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-Yes!
-Can you dig it?
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Penny, where's your father?
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[Oscar screams]
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He's right here.
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Oh, no, baby brah.
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Looked like you were having a ball.
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But not in a good way.
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No, no, no, no.
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Trudy! Help me.
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Oscar, would you stop?
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We can't take a picture
with you looking like that.
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Straighten yourself out!
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What have I told you
about hunching over?
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I can't, Mama.
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My foot is in my mouth and I can't
tell you where my other foot is.
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-[Wizard Kelly] Let the wizard help!
-[Oscar yelps]
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Music, please, y'all.
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[? whistling tune]
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[Oscar yelps]
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[screams]
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Trudy!
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Ow!
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[Wizard Kelly] Oops! My bad, Oscar Proud.
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Let Wizard make it up to you.
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Can we take this picture?
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My feet are killing me.
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[Oscar in shrill voice]
Get your arm off my wife, Wizard.
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[screams]
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Oscar, quit playing around.
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Just take the picture.
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How many teeth do I got left?
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[gasps]
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Little Peabo, you remember
what we talked about?
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I sure do.
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And thank you, Mr. Wizard, sir.
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Everybody say "Snacky Monkey."
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[all] Snacky Monkey.
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[Cece laughing]
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No doubt.
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Now, who's gonna take the first ride?
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As long as I don't have to wait, I'll go.
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I think the owner of this
fine establishment
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should be the first one to go, y'all.
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Oscar, he's right.
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Baby, this is your moment.
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Trudy, will you please
follow my lead on this one?
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It hasn't been tested yet.
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Oscar, why would you do that?
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That's why you can't get any insurance.
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And everybody surely
needs insurance these days.
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And everybody surely
needs insurance these days.
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And everybody surely
needs insurance these days.
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I know who should go first.
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Snacky Monkey.
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-[chittering]
-[crowd cheering]
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[whirring]
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[muffled screaming]
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[gasps] Where's Mr. Chips?
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[gasps]
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[Snacky Monkey chittering]
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[thunderclap]
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[sobbing] Mr. Chips is gone.
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I don't know why.
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Why!
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Hey, my man.
You gotta pull it together.
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You make sure
you pull my money together.
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[crying hysterically]
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Oh, Lord, have mercy...
[Oscar continues indistinctly]
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-So, Penny, why are we here again?
-In this lame treehouse?
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We're here to reflect upon
a life cut short.
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But a life lived well.
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The life of Mr. Chips.
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-Girl, there's no music.
-Or repast.
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I'm hungry.
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No, you don't understand.
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This is an opportunity
to express your true emotions.
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In a moment of loss like this,
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-it's important not to hold them in.
-[yawns]
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This is a safe space.
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-Now what we're gonna do is go around...
-[stomach growls]
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...and everyone will say
a few words about how they feel.
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Who wants to go first?
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[crickets chirping]
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Kareem.
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[groans]
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Penny, I didn't really know
Mr. Chips that way.
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Uh, Mr. Chips.
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He was a monkey, right?
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Seriously?
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Hey, he could have been a chimp.
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I don't want to misidentify him
or anything.
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Maya, you're all for animal rights.
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Which is why we shouldn't
be in this treehouse.
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We should be in the street protesting
what your daddy did to Mr. Chips.
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No change, no peace.
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Okay. Moving right along.
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Yo, Maya, you coming--
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KG?
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Fine. I'll go first.
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[clears throat] I wrote a poem.
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[? bongos playing]
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Oh, Mr. Chips with your constant antics.
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I remember the time you ate
raw cake mix for a week.
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You were sick
and it came out like bricks.
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Daddy made me clean the floor
until it was spotless.
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-[all clamoring]
-[treehouse door shuts]
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Zang!
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Same thing happened
at my hamster's funeral.
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[Oscar] No way. You're the one
who sold me the life insurance.
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You owe me two million big ones, Rodney.
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I don't care if it's you or the real Shaq.
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Somebody paying.
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[Rodney] We can't pay you
until we complete our investigation.
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Investigate what?
Freddy's dead.
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-[Rodney] Freddy's what?
-You heard me. The monkey is dead.
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[Rodney] That's what you're saying.
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We haven't found a body yet.
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[Oscar] I'll tell you what.
253
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,353
If I don't get my money,
they're gonna find a flabby four-foot body
254
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,147
with my size seven up--
255
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,274
[muffled whimpering]
256
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,152
Hold up!
257
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,738
Daddy, you had
a two-million-dollar life insurance policy
258
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,822
on Mr. Chips?
259
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,409
[gulps]
260
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:45,872
Baby girl, this...
I know... This is not what it seems, okay?
261
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,333
-Mmm-hmm.
-This is this is what businessmen do.
262
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,128
[coughing]
263
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,505
[chuckles nervously]
264
00:11:56,257 --> 00:12:00,136
[Penny] And then he said,
"It's what businessmen do, baby girl."
265
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,180
Well, he right.
266
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,933
I mean, they got me insured
for about 10 million here.
267
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,060
And that's a little low number,
if you ask me.
268
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,395
I'm worth about a hundred.
269
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,106
Yeah, but you're still alive.
270
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,233
Shoot.
271
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,276
Not if they keep feeding me
this New York Strip.
272
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,905
Shuggie is a rib eye man, thank you.
273
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,366
I thought you gave up red meat.
274
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,245
I did. [chomps]
But red meat didn't give up on me.
275
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,580
-[plate shatters]
-[chuckles] So wait a minute.
276
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,042
So are you really saying that
your daddy did in Mr. Chips?
277
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,044
AKA the Snacky Monkey?
278
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,797
No, but he's definitely a suspect.
279
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:40,593
I mean, it's two million dollars.
And he doesn't seem upset at all.
280
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,263
Yeah, it could have been your daddy
or ten other people
281
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,181
behind that kind of money.
You crazy?
282
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,766
I mean, there's been a lot of...
283
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,309
-Look, look, look.
-Hmm.
284
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,477
[Penny yelps]
285
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,645
There's been a lot of chitchat.
286
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:54,065
And the word is that Mr. Chips
was involved in some fishy business.
287
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,067
Uh, where did you hear that?
288
00:12:56,651 --> 00:13:00,238
Capital Z-N-N, the Zoo News Network.
289
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:02,991
Animals hear everything.
290
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,200
It was awful.
291
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,286
Especially that Don Lemon.
292
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,954
-Hmm.
-[yelps]
293
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,580
[chitters]
294
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,250
People don't think that
we'd be listening, child. But we is.
295
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,545
And the word on the street
is Mr. Chips' head done
296
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,255
got as big as them ears he'd be wearing.
297
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,299
-Really?
-Look here.
298
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,552
My man say somebody had it in for him.
299
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,803
He got ops.
300
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,054
I mean, they wanted some smoke.
301
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,597
Who's your man?
302
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,808
Penny? He's not really a man.
303
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,269
[Huggy laughing] Where's my dinero?
304
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,439
That's what they say in those movies.
"Where's my dinero?"
305
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,234
I don't know what I would do
if I lost this hat.
306
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,653
This is me.
This is my personality.
307
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,198
[Huggy] I lost this hat
one time. I thought... [trails off]
308
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,911
You know what, my folks said Mr. Chips
was dead monkey walking.
309
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,788
Who wanted him dead?
310
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,749
She say, "Who wanted him dead?"
311
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,710
Am I tripping?
Shuggie, what's wrong with your girl here?
312
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,878
What did I do?
313
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,463
It ain't what you did, Penny.
314
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,547
It's what you didn't do.
315
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,511
Danke schoen, my brother.
316
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,430
Now, if you go inside the control booth
317
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,391
for that milkshake ride,
you'll find what you're looking for.
318
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,061
Now, uh... [clears throat]
where's my hundred dollars?
319
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,937
A hundred dollars?
320
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,147
He just gave you a fish.
321
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,400
Oh, that was just an appetizer.
The hors d'oeuvres.
322
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,028
And who idea was it
to put a "H" there, anyway?
323
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,154
-[guard] Hey, you!
-[all gasp]
324
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,864
What you doing over there?
325
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,032
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
326
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,034
Hello? Goodbye. Gotta go. Gotta go.
327
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,869
-Go where? Don't you live here?
-[objects clattering]
328
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,080
I wish. I'm on the waiting list.
329
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,457
I live under the freeway pass
at Wizard Kelly Drive,
330
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,209
and Martin Luther King Boulevard.
331
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,172
And I have a dream to one day
get off that list.
332
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,299
[guard] Get your butt back over here!
333
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,842
Bear, stop!
334
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,261
Well, I guess we got to go to Snackland.
335
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:51,015
Uh-uh. You've got to go to Snackland.
336
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,684
They're not just gonna let me
walk up out of here, Penny.
337
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,645
These bars are here for a reason.
338
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,940
Besides, you need to go report this
to all the authorities, anyway.
339
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,274
Now, go head on.
340
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,027
[gasps, chuckles]
341
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,196
Don't worry. I got you.
342
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,323
[? suspenseful music playing]
343
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,455
Uh... [yelps]
344
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,040
Okay, can I take this off now, please?
345
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,125
[grunts]
346
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,544
I look like CeeLo Green
at the Grammys, girl.
347
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,254
[laughs] Smile.
348
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,174
Uh-uh, Penny, stop playing.
You better not post that.
349
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,218
Wow.
350
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,595
This is way more complicated
than I thought it would be.
351
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,847
Little girl, get out of the way.
352
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,431
-[Penny screams]
-I got this.
353
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,482
-[beeping]
-[gasps]
354
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,153
Ooh.
355
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,613
Do you know what you're doing?
356
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,407
Girl, I can type 300 words a minute.
357
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,908
Do it look like I know what I'm doing?
358
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:54,954
No, It looks like you're hitting
four or five keys at one time
359
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,080
with those big paws.
360
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,748
Those are macros, child.
361
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,710
[vocalizing]
362
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,003
Got it.
363
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,380
Someone rewrote the program.
364
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,883
And that's what caused
the ride to malfunction.
365
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,009
Hmm.
366
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,385
How do you know that?
367
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,596
I was crew chief of Comment Panda.
368
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,890
Comment Panda? What's that?
369
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,559
Uh, you're asking a lot of questions.
370
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,103
But it was a top secret
Chinese cyber unit, baby.
371
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,397
Well, there's no way my daddy did that.
372
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,690
He can't write a Twid.
373
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:27,195
Oh, yeah? Well, what IT company
does your daddy use then?
374
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,198
Because this job here
was done by a professional.
375
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,950
My daddy would never use an IT company.
376
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,744
He uses unpaid interns.
377
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,955
[gasps] Like KG. Come on!
378
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,791
KG? What kind of name is that?
379
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,585
KG need to buy himself a vowel.
380
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,254
[school bell rings]
381
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,718
Yeah, Mr. Proud?
382
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,847
Well, he kind of hired me
to work on the Snacky Monkey ride machine.
383
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,227
Well, not really hired.
384
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,853
I was an unpaid intern.
385
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,814
So what exactly did my dad
hire you to do?
386
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,108
Oh, man. Everything.
387
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,486
He wanted me to program
the ride to the park.
388
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,987
He even had me do his taxes.
389
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,074
That is, until that fool
Snacky Monkey had him fire me.
390
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,534
Sound to me like you
didn't really like the man,
391
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,954
Mr. Chips very much, did you?
Did ya?
392
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,125
No, everything was good
with me and Mr. Chips.
393
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,336
I ain't care for Snacky Monkey.
394
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,382
Mr. Chips acted real different
when he put those stinking ears on.
395
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,259
[chittering]
396
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,554
[KG] I was sitting
at the terminal just doing my thing,
397
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,014
when I know the Snacky Monkey
is looking over my shoulder.
398
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,475
And before you know it,
he's doing my job.
399
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,979
A little monkey see, monkey do action.
400
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,523
-The next thing I know...
-You're fired.
401
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,317
[gasps, growls]
402
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,365
Why you and Kung Fu Panda
up in my grill anyway?
403
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,451
You think I had something to do with
what happened to Mr. Chips, huh?
404
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,745
What'd you say?
What'd you just say?
405
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,832
Boy, look here. Don't you let your mouth
get you in no trouble around here, boy.
406
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,001
They got laws against these paws, boy.
407
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,253
You gotta admit you do have a motive.
408
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,424
For getting fired off
a job I wasn't even getting paid to do?
409
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,845
You know what?
Now that I think about it,
410
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,098
he does have a point, Ms. Fancy Drew.
411
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,100
Y'all need to be talking to Peabo.
412
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,268
Peabo?
413
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,061
Mmm.
414
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,189
After I got fired,
he really got into it with Mr. Chips.
415
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,277
What do you mean
Snacky Monkey doesn't do floors?
416
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,238
-[Snacky Monkey chuckling]
-We'll see about that.
417
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:40,119
Mr. Proud, Mr. Chips is refusing
to do his fair share of work around here.
418
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,121
That's because
he's a celebrity now.
419
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,623
Snacky Monkey
doesn't have to mop,
420
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,584
but you do, my little
underprivileged ragamuffin.
421
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,502
Now get to mopping, Peabo.
422
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,505
[blows raspberry]
423
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:55,926
[KG] And then,
before you know it, Peabo went bananas.
424
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,224
[cackling]
425
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,937
[yells]
426
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,860
I've never seen anything like it.
427
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,404
He couldn't even touch Snacky Monkey.
But if looks could kill...
428
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,866
What I'm saying is,
if you want to talk to somebody,
429
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,451
you need to be
talking to Peabo.
430
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,080
He's right.
We need to talk to Peabo.
431
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,164
[woman chuckling]
432
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,248
Shuggie?
433
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,334
Yes. I actually am ready to order.
Check it out.
434
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,169
I want two of those Salisbury steaks.
435
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,880
I want three of those
stale square pizzas.
436
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,132
And are those tater tots, baby?
Yes, they are.
437
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,718
Okay, well, give me
a couple of handfuls of those.
438
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,011
What are you doing?
439
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,681
I'm getting my lunch on.
What it look like?
440
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,433
You know, they got to feed
Shuggie eight times a day around here.
441
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,353
You better get out of here
before you get eight years.
442
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,023
[voice echoing from phones]
Oh, you know what? You right. You right.
443
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,067
Good looking out, Penny.
Let me get up on out of here.
444
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,486
Uh, sweetheart,
can you box this up for me, please?
445
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,241
[woman laughs slightly]
Bye, sugar.
446
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,202
Hey, Penny, call me later, okay now?
Holler at your boy.
447
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,955
[people murmuring]
448
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,040
Why didn't you introduce us
to your friend, Penny?
449
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,917
I like that black and white suit.
450
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,503
Uh, you know that was
a giant panda, right?
451
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,255
Ew, gross!
452
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,799
It can't be sanitary
that he was in here.
453
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,844
Guys, he licks himself
500 times a day.
454
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,471
Why is that supposed to comfort us?
455
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,181
He's clean, okay?
456
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,768
I've got something
more important to talk about.
457
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,938
I don't think Mr. Chips' accident
was an accident.
458
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,607
I'm pretty sure Peabo
has something to do with it.
459
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,111
-[all] Huh?
-[Penny] What?
460
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,071
Do you guys know something?
461
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:43,451
Well, I don't know about Peabo,
but it could have been your girl, Zoey.
462
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,370
Yeah, she's got no love
for Mr. Chips.
463
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,456
Mmm. Miss thing went off.
464
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,207
You know she's
with that monkey business.
465
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,294
Yeah. Zoey turned red that day.
466
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,045
Ooh.
467
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,848
Zang, look, it's Zoey,
looking like the Atomic Blonde.
468
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,518
[gasps]
469
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,729
[grunts]
470
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,607
[screams]
471
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,904
I knew it! I knew shouldn't
have trusted Mr. Chips.
472
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,032
If he were un-alive,
it would be all right with me.
473
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,494
What was she angry about?
474
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,788
We don't know. She never said.
475
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,414
And we didn't dare ask.
476
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,749
Not with those boots on.
477
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,250
Hmm.
478
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:34,919
[gasps]
479
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,670
[gasps]
480
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,422
[man on TV] Don't move, darling.
481
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,674
[woman on TV] I knew it was you.
482
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,051
[man on TV] I've finally found you.
483
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,386
-[cell phone ringing]
-And I won't let you go this time.
484
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,138
Well, hello.
485
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,599
This is Shuggie, the giant,
but gentle panda.
486
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,267
-Talk to me.
-What are you doing?
487
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,061
I'm finishing up my lunch session.
488
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,313
Hey, but guess what, though?
The lunch lady slipped me a note
489
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,149
with her number on it, Penny.
She was choosy.
490
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,818
Look, you can do that later.
491
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,402
I need you to go to Peabo's house.
492
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,279
I've got another clue to track down.
493
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:05,324
And exactly how am I supposed
to do that, Penny?
494
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,661
I'm banned from all the taxis,
all the ridesharing apps,
495
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,121
them little tennis shoes
with the skates them children be wearing.
496
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,748
I can't go nowhere.
497
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,710
[Shuggie screaming]
It's going too fast! Stop!
498
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,714
It's going too fast!
Stop on my soul!
499
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,760
[girl] Strawberry, please. Yeah.
500
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,638
I would never harm Mr. Chips.
501
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,515
I love animals.
502
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:33,143
Well, I've got four reliable witnesses
who say you were ready to cash in
503
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,981
Mr. Chips' chips,
that you wanted him un-alive.
504
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,066
That was totally taken out of context.
505
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,694
Uh, little Susie, look here.
506
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,946
If your friend don't buy nothing,
507
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,948
she gonna have to get
the heck up on out of here
508
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,700
and let a paying customer
take her place.
509
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,118
Yes, sir.
510
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,703
You heard the man.
511
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,580
That seat is for paying customers.
512
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:56,542
-Now skedaddle.
-Zoey, just tell me the truth.
513
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,836
Are you calling me a liar, sister?
514
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,380
Did you not say Mr. Chips
couldn't be trusted?
515
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,799
-Yeah, but--
-And you were angry about that,
516
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,884
weren't you?
517
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,303
No. Yes.
I mean, I don't know.
518
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,390
So angry that you told everyone
that you wished he were un-alive.
519
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:14,810
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!
520
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,562
[roars]
521
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,649
[screams] Trudy!
522
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,694
[Penny screams]
523
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:29,408
[? theme music playing]
524
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:34,008
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