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[woman screaming]

[monster growls on TV]

[all cheering]

[people screaming]

[monster roaring on TV]

[all cheering]

[laughing maniacally]

[Dijonay] Oh! Y'all better run.

Oscar, Why are you letting the kids watch this horrible stuff?

I told them to change the channel, but they love that sellout,

Shuggie, the singing panda.

He sing like he got a bunch of bamboo in his mouth.

No, I'm talking about Inhumane.

Of course he's inhumane. He's a panda.

-Oscar, look! -[Oscar yelps]

-[monster roars] -[woman screaming]

Oh, Inhumane!

Come on, Trudy. That's nothing.

We watched Tweedledee and Tweedledum growing up.

-[? old timey music playing] -Hit that. [snickering]

Now that's inhumane. [chuckles]

I'm not laughing, Oscar.

[man screaming on TV]

-[all groaning] -[overlapping protests]

Sorry, but this is a violence free zone.

Well, then, keep Suga Mama out of here.

Good night, everybody.

-Go home and do your homework. -[all groaning]

Homework? Tomorrow's Saturday, Mrs. Proud.

Then go home and go to bed.

That's what Penny is going to be doing.

-Going to bed. -[all groaning]

-Come on! -Bummer, Mrs. Proud.

Aw, come on!

Mom! Why did you do that?

You're always messing things up.

Okay, Miss Smarty Mouth. You just earned yourself a day of punishment.

What did I say?

Two days. Want to go for three?

-No, ma'am. -[children laughing]

I didn't think so.

Now take Bebe and Cece up to bed.

-And then you go to bed. -[muttering]

And I better not catch you

on your TV, computer, tablet, phone or any other screen.

[people screaming on TV]

Or you either, Oscar.

I'm a grown man, Trudy. I can do what I want.

Let's see if you can do what you want without the remote.

[TV switches off]

You don't think I know how to turn the TV on?

You tripping.

I know you don't know how to turn on the TV.

That's because I don't have to, woman.

I have my trusty moccasin TV remote.

Thank you, Wiz Prime. [laughs]

? The... Proud... Family... What? ?

? You and me will always be tight ?

? Family every day and every night ?

? Even when you start acting like a fool ?

? You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ?

? I know I can always be myself ?

? When I'm with you more than anybody else ?

? Every single day that I'm headed off to school ?

? You know there's no one I love as much as you ?

-? The family ? -? The family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll make you scream! ?

? They'll make you wanna sing! ?

? It's a family thing, a family A proud, proud family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll push your buttons! ?

? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?

? A family, family Proud, proud family ?

? Proud, proud family ?

[Oscar screams]

-[monster growls on TV] -[screaming on TV]

Daddy, I'm hungry. What's for breakfast?

Daddy?

Daddy, I'm hungry!

Daddy?

[scene continues on TV]

[gasps]

[Oscar roars]

[screams]

Penny, what's wrong?

[Penny] Bebe, Cece!

[Oscar snarling]

What was that?

I think that was Daddy.

Oscar?

[Oscar roars distantly]

What happened to him?

[man on radio] Roger that, tower.

I've got eyes on the suspect now.

[sirens wailing distantly]

[people clamoring]

[officer] You need to back up, please.

Okay, everybody stand behind the tape.

Barry, what is that?

[Barry] I don't know, but it's about to get arrested.

[roaring]

Whatever that thing is, it's got anger issues.

It's tearing that place up.

Well, there goes my after school job.

Hey, Penny, you got here just in time.

There's a monster inside Wizard's Three Flavors.

-[monster roars] -[gasps]

That's no monster!

Sunset, look out!

That's my father!

Go, go, go!

-[officer] Move it! -No, that's my Daddy!

-Penny, don't! -Let me go!

Penny, come back here!

Daddy!

[people yelling distantly]

Daddy!

Please!

It's me, your daughter!

Penny Proud!

Huh?

Baby girl?

Yes, Daddy, it's me.

-[man] Don't touch him. Don't touch him! -[woman] Wait, wait, wait!

Nobody, and Wizard means nobody,

messes with the orange basketball that started it all, y'all.

Showtime.

-[beeps] -[electronic whirring]

Daddy!

Aw.

[Barry] Stop.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Penny, are you okay?

I'm fine, Mama.

He called me "baby girl."

Don't worry.

-We'll find him. -Yes.

I zapped him with a tracker dart.

-[beeps] -[Wizard] That's good thinking, officer.

Wizard will take it from here.

No offense, Mayor Kelly.

But you gotta leave this to the professionals.

She's right. It's our job as first responders, sir.

And if you want to keep it, never question the Wizard.

Are you gonna hurt my daddy?

Aw, I would never do something like that.

But my girl DW might.

Oh, Death Wish!

[Barry] Is that an earthquake?

[? metal music playing]

-[brakes screeching] -[gasps]

[grunts]

Hold on. She is not a law enforcement professional, either.

And you're too big for that bike.

Sure, you're right.

Death Wish,

raise your right hand.

I, Mayor Wizard Kelly,

that's me, y'all, hereby deputize you to bring in public enemy number one,

Oscar Proud, y'all.

[gasps]

You can't do that.

To quote another famous basketball player,

"Yes, I can."

[Death Wish grunts]

[Wizard] You have your orders.

Bring him in, Death Wish.

In one piece or many.

You know the Wizard don't care, y'all.

Sunset, Barry, you've got to do something.

Don't worry, Trudy.

Barry and I will get him.

That's an affirmative.

I've got my backup screen.

-Let's go. -I'm coming with you.

[siren wails]

Yo, they ain't gonna find him.

I think I know where he's going.

Huh?

[monster roars onscreen]

[Penny] KG, where are we going?

Over there.

[Penny] The drive-in?

Why would he be at a drive-in?

Look what's playing.

Inhumane?

The movie?

I didn't even know they made a movie.

You said he changed after binging Inhumane, right?

-Mmm-hmm. -[Dijonay] Zang!

There goes Mr. Proud now.

-[Oscar roaring] -[people screaming]

[laughing]

[Dijonay] Zang, he's using those cars for headphones.

Will someone please explain why we're here?

Unarmed?

Michael's right.

This is a job for the authorities.

I'm out.

But we've got to do something.

That's my dad!

That's not your daddy, Proud!

That's a 30-foot gargoyle.

[Dijonay] LaCienega is right.

There's nothing we can do, Penny.

Wrong again. [laughs]

What are you talking about, Myron?

Well, as usual, I've come up with a brilliant plan. [laughs]

Yo, Myron, it ain't just your plan.

Coattailer. [scoffs] Anyway.

KG and I have come up with a brilliant plan.

KG will use his drone to fly in a gigantic,

I mean humongo, electromagnetic bell jar and drop it over Deviant X.

What's a deviant X?

Mr. Proud. [chuckles]

It's a code name, duh.

And I've already trademarked it.

So don't you guys try anything funny around here.

Okay, well, good luck with that.

I'll be seeing you around.

Or maybe not.

Hey, hey! Where are you guys going?

It's a good plan.

Come on, guys. This could work.

Look, normally I'm a glass half full kind of girl,

but there's no way you're gonna get Venom Dad

to stand still so you can drop a, whatever it is, over his head.

Maybe we can't, but Penny can.

Uh-uh, boy, you tripping.

When Mr. P was on top of Wizard Kelly Theater,

he paused for a second when he saw you.

That's all the time we need.

Hold up. Your plan is to use my girl as bait?

Uh, yep, that's pretty much it in a nutshell.

[Dijonay] Well, good. As long as it's not me.

-[people screaming] -[Penny panting]

Daddy!

It's me, Daddy.

You remember me?

I'm your baby girl!

You taught me to shoot a basketball.

[Penny cries out]

You said "she's your queen" at all my princess parties.

You told me I can't date until I'm married!

Huh?

Penny!

Yes, it's me, Daddy.

Mmm.

[object whistling]

[gasps]

Daddy, no!

No! [voice echoes]

[voices clamoring]

[officer] Move, move, move.

Uh, officers, please arrest Godzilla Proud. [chuckles]

Wizard did a joke, y'all.

That won't be necessary, officers.

I have a court order right here saying that my client, Oscar Proud,

is to be remanded to the care of his physician, Dr. Payne.

Hold up. Hold up.

I'm afraid I'm a little confused, y'all.

Because the beast formerly known as Oscar Proud just tore up my town, y'all.

Step aside, fool. Unless you want to catch these hands.

Thunder. Lightning.

Oh, no. I saw what you did to Gerry Cooney.

Besides, this is not a law enforcement issue.

It's a mental health issue.

No, it's a destruction of property issue. Mostly the Wizard's property, y'all.

Hey, oh, hey, look, Wizard, if you've got a problem with it,

take it up with the courts.

You about to regret you ever said that.

I just so happen to have a frat brother on the Supreme Court, y'all.

Is he serious?

I don't know. But you better hurry up and do what you're gonna do, Dr. Payne.

What exactly are you gonna do?

Proud is suffering from an extreme case of binge-itis.

Is that a real medical term?

Is this a real fist?

Where was I?

He's suffering from a real severe case of binge-itis,

resulting in an equally severe case of transmogrification.

What is that?

It doesn't matter, Trudy, Because I'm gonna reverse it.

Hey, Pointdexter.

Go find the projector and play this.

Hey, He-Man, give me some help.

That is not my name.

But these are my fists.

[groaning]

[grunts]

? Animal crackers in my soup ?

? Monkeys and rabbits loop-de-loop ?

? Gosh, oh, gee, but I have fun ?

? Swallowing animals one by one ?

? In every bowl of soup I see ?

[roaring]

Dr. Payne,

how long is he gonna have to watch that?

I know it might seem cruel, but to counteract the effects

of Inhumane, unfortunately, we have to do some inhumane stuff.

In other words, we have to balance the sour with the sweet.

And there's nothing sweeter than a Shirley Temple movie.

There's no other way to get your daddy back, Itty-Bitty.

It's either this or Fantasia.

Oh, nah!

I thought so.

It's hurting him! Stop it!

He's all right, Itty-Bitty.

No pain, no gain.

? But I have fun ?

? Swallowing animals one by one ?

[? song continues in background]

[Penny] Oh, Mama it's hurting him.

[Oscar roaring loudly]

[grunting]

Daddy!

-Oscar! -[Penny] Daddy!

Daddy!

Baby girl.

[grunts]

? I make them jump right through a hoop ?

? Those animal crackers in my soup ?

? Animal crackers in my soup ?

[both] ? Monkeys and rabbits loop-de-loop ?

? Gosh, oh, gee but I had some fun ?

? Swallowing animals one by one ?

Dr. Payne, you've got to do something.

We haven't gotten any sleep since he's been back here,

and he just keeps singing this song.

[laughing]

-? Animal crackers in my soup ? -[laughing]

Okay. I'm gonna say the quiet part out loud.

I liked Daddy better when he was Deviant X.

? But I had some fun ?

Yeah.

-But now he's just deviant. -[Oscar continues singing]

[Oscar laughing] Hey.

Yeah, Dr. Payne, you did this to him, so you need to fix it.

And now.

What's wrong? He sounds good to me. That's my favorite song.

I just want my daddy back the way he was. With all his

-goofy imperfections. -[? continues singing]

We could tie him up

and make him watch a bunch of Jerry Lewis movies.

No, you tie him up,

you make him watch a bunch of Denzel movies.

[Sunset] Except Carbon Copy.

-Not so good. -Or The Mighty Quinn.

Or Philadelphia.

Hey, I said what I said.

-Just stop it! -[all gasp]

Can't take it anymore.

Doesn't matter what he watches.

He can watch The Preacher's Wife every day in December,

and the result is gonna be the same.

Madness.

That's what it is to keep doing the same dang thing over and over again

expecting something different.

You need to yank his butt up from in front of the TV, take him outside,

and get him some fresh air so that he can clear out

that big old space in between his ears.

Because if you don't-- Ha! I promise you, it's gonna be worse.

Now this time I want everybody to sing along.

Come on! ? Animal crackers in my soup ?

Way worse.

Oh, hush up, Oscar. Nobody's singing nothing. You come over here with me.

-[door slams] -? Animals one by one ?

? Animal crackers in my soup ?

? Monkeys and rabbits loop-de-loop ?

? Gosh, oh, gee, I-- ?

[Oscar screams]

[Suga Mama] Yeah. Now just breathe.

Isn't this better, son?

How do you feel?

I'll tell ya how I feel, Mama, I feel like some--

? Animal crackers in my soup ?

? Monkeys and rabbits loop-de-loop ?

? Gosh, oh, gee, but I had-- ?

[Oscar screams]

[children giggling]

Oscar, baby, are you okay?

[groaning]

Yeah, I'm okay. Get off me! What are y'all doing?

If you're checking my pockets,

you ain't gonna find nothing. Trust me.

Oh, my daddy is back!

Back? I ain't been nowhere.

Oh, you've been somewhere, my friend.

What is everybody talking about?

-Welcome back, Oscar. -Daddy!

It's good to have you back, Oscar.

We may have to bring you up on a few charges.

-[Oscar] Charges? -You're right, Suga Bear.

He just needed to commune with nature.

Ooh, yeah, Dr. Payne.

? Animal crackers in my soup ?

Boy, if you don't stop that mess,

I'm gonna slap the Bojangles out of you.

Violence? No!

No, Mama. Please don't hit me!

Oscar, I ain't gonna hit you, baby.

I'm your mama.

Look, there's Shirley Temple.

Wait, what, where? [laughs]

Trudy!

[screaming continues]

Where are you? [continues screaming]

Yeah, that's all he needed. To commune with nature,

and a mother's love.

[chuckles]

[? theme music playing]

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