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-BeBe!
-[BeBe laughs]
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-Hmm.
-[squirting]
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-[laughs]
-Hmm.
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-[BeBe yells]
-[CeCe laughs]
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Daddy, I have to do a report
on the Rodney King rebellion.
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What was it like back then?
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How would I know, baby girl? Ask Mama.
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Well, you're old.
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I said ask your mama.
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-She's older than me.
-Mm-hmm.
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Way older than me.
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[laughs]
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Now I'm trying to talk to China.
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I'm afraid not yet, Mr. Proud.
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Seems you didn't pay your Internet bill.
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Peabo, I told you to use the Wi-Fi called
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"FelixOwnsThis", one word,
no spaces, password "churro".
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[twins laughing]
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-Oscar.
-Mama, make Daddy help me.
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After he helps me.
Oscar, the Wi-Fi's not working.
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-What's wrong with it?
-Announcement, everybody.
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Leave Daddy alone.
I'm closing a super-big,
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megaton international corporate deal
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that will change my life,
not yours, my life.
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Come on, kids.
Your father only cares about himself.
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[twins laughing]
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Remember this, Peabo. Never get married.
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-So, did we reach China yet?
-Mm-hmm.
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But I can't understand
a word they're saying.
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[man in Shanghainese] Proud Snacks?
Prank call? Aren't you out of business?
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-[in English] You said you spoke Chinese.
-I do.
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Mandarin. Not Shanghainese.
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[doorbell rings]
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[grumbles]
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-[yells]
-Oh.
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Bobby, since when do you
start ringing the doorbell?
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Ever since Ma put me out.
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Baby bruh, I need a place to stay.
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? The... Proud... Family... What? ?
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? You and me will always be tight ?
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? Family every day and every night ?
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? Even when you start acting like a fool ?
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? You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do ?
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? I know I can always be myself ?
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? When I'm with you
more than anybody else ?
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? Every single day
that I'm headed off to school ?
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? You know there's no one
I love as much as you ?
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-? The family ?
-? The family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll make you scream! ?
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? They'll make you wanna sing! ?
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? It's a family thing, a family
A proud, proud family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll push your buttons! ?
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? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?
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? A family, family
Proud, proud family ?
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? Proud, proud family ?
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[Oscar screams]
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[Bobby] Mmm. Yep. Oh, this good.
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Oh, thank you, by the way. Uh. Mmm.
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This is all right. Ooh, I was hungry.
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So Papi showed up, right?
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And the next thing I know, Mama,
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she started acting brand-new.
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Told me to get out and move in with you.
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Heh, well, she told you wrong.
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Wait a minute.
Why would Papi move in with Suga Mama?
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Why would anybody move in with Suga Mama?
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My Spanglish is a little rusty,
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but I think it was something
to do with Sunset's Mama
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moving into the Boulevardez's crib.
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Mr. Proud! Mr. Proud!
They're about to hang up.
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We got to find somebody
who speaks Shanghainese.
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Ah, yeah, look, baby bruh. I'm your man.
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Stop it, Bobby. You're messing with my--
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Hello. This is Bobby Proud.
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[in Shanghainese]
It's an honor to meet you.
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[man on phone] Bobby Proud?
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[in Shanghainese] I love
Gas Station Nachos!
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You're my favorite.
Whatever you want, you got it.
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As long as I get an autograph.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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[man continues speaking on phone]
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[laughs, speaking in Shanghainese]
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[in Shanghainese] I love you too.
Tseh way! Tseh way!
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-[in English] Bye now.
-What was that, Bobby?
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You cussed the man out?
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They placed an order for one million cases
of Proud Snacks, Mr. Proud.
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A million cases of Proud Snacks?
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They wanted more, but I knew you couldn't
handle that kind of weight.
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-I'm gonna be rich!
-We're gonna be rich!
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-I'm gonna be rich!
-We're gonna be rich!
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We're gonna be...
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I mean, you're gonna be rich.
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-I'm gonna be rich. Bobby...
-Oh, yeah...
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I take back every word I said.
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You can stay here as long as you want.
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Oscar darling,
may I speak to you for a second?
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What do you mean he can
stay here as long as he likes?
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I mean, he's family, Trudy.
And that's what you do for family.
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-Especially when they speak Shanghainese.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be rich.
-[laughs] Gooey, gooey!
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He's got a week, Oscar.
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-Oh.
-No, forget her, big brother.
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We got more things to worry about.
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Like how to say, "I'll take
that red Lamborghini" in Shanghainese.
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We're gonna be rich. I'm gonna be rich.
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-So, how we doing, Peabo?
-It's looking good, Mr. Proud.
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My robots are working as predicted.
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We're on track to ship one million cases
by the end of the week.
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That is amazing, Peabo!
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Proud.
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I upgraded these dumb auto robots
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into sentient beings,
capable of producing, packaging
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and shipping Proud Snacks
without supervision.
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You know what that means, Peabo?
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-Hmm?
-I don't need you anymore!
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[laughs] No, I'm just kidding.
I mean, I'm not.
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-I mean, sort of. A teeny bit.
-[grunts softly]
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Behold! My newest creation!
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Proud Snacks Sweet and Sour Jellies!
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In the form of their creator.
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None other than... That's right, moi.
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And to think all these years,
the secret of my success was in my head.
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[laughs]
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Sour!
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Peabo, put Suga Mama's head on these.
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Wait a minute. Mmm.
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Sweet!
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Never mind.
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So you're telling me these tin cans
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actually know what they're doing?
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Mr. Proud.
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I do what I want, Peabo.
These are my snacks.
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-Danger. Danger. Danger.
-Huh?
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Danger. Danger. Danger.
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Aah! Whoa!
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[yelping]
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[screams]
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[cell phone ringing]
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-[in squeaky voice] Hello?
-Were you kidding, Mr. Proud,
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when you said you didn't need me?
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[normal voice] Oh, whoa!
You can't-- Turn it off!
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Turn it off, Peabo!
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-[cell phone ringing]
-Hello?
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Oscar, you have got to get
Bobby out of here now.
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-[? rock music playing]
-He's been rehearsing all day.
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I can't hear myself think.
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Trudy, I've got my own problems right now!
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-[loud thud]
-[screaming]
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[Oscar screaming] Trudy!
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[phones ringing]
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[robots speaking in Shanghainese]
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[door opens]
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What? What do you have
these Rock'em Sock'em robots doing now?
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That's our customer service
department, Mr. Proud.
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Peabo, what is my number one rule?
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-The customer is always wrong.
-Which means?
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-No customer service?
-Exactly.
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Watch me handle this.
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Ooh, I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Mr. Proud.
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I do what I want, Peabo!
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[robots powering down]
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-[speaking Shanghainese]
-[alarm blaring]
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[screams]
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[yelling]
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[cell phone ringing]
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-[in squeaky voice] Hello?
-[Penny] Daddy!
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Uncle Bobby ate our dinner.
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I've got my own problems
right now, baby girl. Call Wiz-Dash.
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I did! They rejected your card,
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and then they came over and tore it up!
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[normal voice] Use your mama's!
Call the Geek Squad!
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And tell 'em to come
to my factory right away!
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Why y'all keep packaging me?
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Penny! Call your mama!
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Penny!
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[robots speaking indistinctly]
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-What's going on here, Peabo?
-The robots are on strike.
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This ain't a union shop.
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Tell them to get back to work,
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or I'll take them apart
and sell them back to the junkyard.
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Ooh, I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Mr. Proud.
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Of course you wouldn't.
That's what makes me a winner.
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And you, my assistant-slash-flunkey.
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[ululating yell]
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Your turn.
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[screams]
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[yells]
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-[cell phone ringing]
-[twins crying on phone]
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[Oscar] BeBe, CeCe, calm down.
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Daddy can't understand you.
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Uncle Bobby took our room.
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[Oscar] Okay, okay.
If you don't cry, Daddy won't cry.
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Daddy will talk to Uncle Bobby
when he gets back from Shanghai.
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[snoring]
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[Oscar screaming] BeBe! CeCe!
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Hmm?
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[rooster crowing]
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[? upbeat music playing]
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Come on, Bobby. I'm trying to sleep.
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Bobby, stop it!
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? Just let the cheese run down the sides ?
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-? Gas station nachos ?
-? A little jalapeno ?
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Will you shut up with all that racket?
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I don't know who told you you could sing.
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Uncle Bobby,
I can't figure out these equations.
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-You've gotta help me.
-Did you do what I told you to do?
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Dad says
I can't play music while I'm studying.
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Well, that's why your daddy
repeated the third grade three times.
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Just listen to this, child.
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[? ethereal funk music playing]
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Huh? Uh... Huh?
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[rapid dinging]
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[Penny laughing]
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? You see, baby girl
Music and math is all the same ?
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Now I get it. Thanks, Uncle Bobby.
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Anytime, child.
219
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Look here, Bobby. We need to talk.
220
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Bobby, I can't connect to the Wi-Fi.
221
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,106
Could you help me, please?
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-[beeps]
-Oh, it's working.
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Thank you, Bobby. You are the best.
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Don't mention it. I need to pick up
some fresh scallions for breakfast.
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Ch, Ch, Ch.
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Scallions? He don't know
what a scallion is. Don't worry, Trudy.
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I'm kicking him
and his banjo out of the house today.
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[both] Why would you do that?
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What? Y'all said
y'all wanted him out of here.
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I've got $700 worth of calls
to Shanghai to prove it.
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No, Bobby's been great.
He plays with BeBe and CeCe.
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He helps Penny with her homework.
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He fixes things.
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Bobby can stay as long as he wants.
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You just go to work and do
your snack thing, baby.
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Don't you worry
your pretty little head about us, Oscar.
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Thanks to Bobby,
everything is fine here at home.
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All right, all right, everybody sit down.
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I'll have breakfast ready in a jiffy.
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Breakfast? Mm-mm-mm.
That's my favorite meal.
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Bye, Oscar.
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And we understand if you have
to go back to Malaysia.
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Trudy!
244
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,680
[rewinding tape]
245
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,978
Okay, Uncle Bobby. You gone tonight.
246
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,731
-Hey there, Mr. Proud.
-What in the--
247
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,650
What'd I tell you about
walking up on me? What do you want?
248
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,737
We're having supply chain
issues, Mr. Proud.
249
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,448
There's your issue, Peabo.
We don't make chains.
250
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,492
We make snacks. Speaking of which,
where's my Salisbury steak?
251
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,911
What steak? [chomps]
252
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,663
[stomach grumbling]
253
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,207
Hmm.
254
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,333
[burps]
255
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,964
Mr. Proud, the issue
is if we can't deliver on our order,
256
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,217
the Chinese can cancel payment.
257
00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,220
Who told you that?
I thought you couldn't speak Shanghainese.
258
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,888
Uncle Bobby told me.
259
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,433
Last night we analyzed
our entire supply chain.
260
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:10,021
Oh, he is the greatest, Mr. Proud.
261
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:14,025
I felt honored just to be in his presence.
262
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,903
What'd I tell you, Peabo?
No idol worshiping!
263
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,238
Stay away from Bobby!
264
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,240
Anybody with a rag on his head is suspect!
265
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:24,244
But, Mr. Proud,
the amazing Uncle Bobby said...
266
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,496
[cell phone ringing]
267
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,880
-What in the... Trudy! Trudy!
-But, Mr. Proud.
268
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,216
-What do we do with--
-Just figure it out, Peabo!
269
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,300
[door slams]
270
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:43,137
With this advance check for $500,000...
271
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,684
Oh, well, I guess I gotta keep it.
272
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,602
Thanks, Mr. Proud.
273
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,730
[Oscar screaming]
274
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,775
Mama! Mama! Mama... [muttering]
275
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,943
Mama, I'm...
276
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,029
Told you Girl Scouts
to get off my dang porch.
277
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,781
[? scary music playing]
278
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,533
[screaming]
279
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,037
Oh, shut up, boy.
280
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,623
I just do this to scare
the little begging brats away.
281
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,459
-What do you want?
-Mama, please.
282
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,546
You got to take Bobby back.
He's ruining my life.
283
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,464
[? romantic R&B music playing]
284
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,717
Wait a minute. Why you got the lights off?
285
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,051
And burning incense?
286
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,012
And playing Sade?
287
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,056
It's called a mood, and you're ruining it.
288
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,310
Look, Oscar,
I don't have time to lollygag.
289
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,687
Papi's about to do my feet.
290
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,274
-[cackling]
-[in Spanish] Call, call, call 911.
291
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,529
Oh... [sobs]
292
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,407
Mama, he's stealing my family!
293
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,159
Mama, please!
294
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,077
Please take him back!
295
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,496
Felix! Felix!
296
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,833
[grunts] Ow!
297
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,502
Hmm? Hmm? Oscar, what's going on?
298
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,088
Word on the street,
your mother-in-law moved in.
299
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,673
Now, don't you hate that?
300
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,592
How would you like to get rid of her?
301
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,678
Why are you talking to me
about my mother-in-law?
302
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,013
Why?
303
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,307
Because of your mother-in-law,
304
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,933
Papi moved in with Suga Mama.
305
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,727
And Bobby moved in with me.
306
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,229
And now, he's moving in
on my wife and my kids.
307
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,148
He's helping people with their homework.
308
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,859
He's cooking.
He's being emotionally available.
309
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,069
He's going to the zoo.
310
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,572
Point is, I've got to get
Nanny McPhee out of my house.
311
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,032
And the only way to do that
312
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,618
is to get your mother-in-law
out of your house.
313
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,286
Slow your roll there, neighbor.
314
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,579
I love my mother-in-law.
315
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,208
She cooks the food I like,
she does my laundry the way I like,
316
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,669
and she tells Sunset
how lucky she is to have me,
317
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,755
which I also like.
318
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:44,258
When she's here,
I am truly the man of the house.
319
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,888
I am a god!
320
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,268
Oh, there you are. My favorite son-in-law,
321
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,687
who's too good for my daughter.
322
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,898
When is the last time you've eaten, huh?
323
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,566
You're thin as a rail.
324
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,860
You didn't mention she was blind as a bat.
325
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,155
Oh, marranitos. That's my favorite.
326
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,199
Hey, I want some little piggies, too. Ow!
327
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,493
You hit as hard as Suga Mama.
328
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:14,664
It's not for you.
Just my wonderful son-in-love.
329
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,626
Hurry along, dear. Dinner is served.
330
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,628
I'll be there, mother-in-love.
331
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,214
What did I tell you? I'm a god.
332
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,007
I'm never getting rid of her.
333
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,845
Hey, Oscar. Does Felix know you're here?
334
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,972
He went with his mother-in-love. Ew.
335
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,432
I know. They're sickening.
336
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,435
-I wish she'd get out of my house.
-Whoa, wait a minute.
337
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,855
-You don't want your mother here?
-Of course not.
338
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,357
I mean, she showed up
last week, unannounced.
339
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,192
Hmm, sounds like you'd do anything
340
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,777
-to get rid of her.
-Anything.
341
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,238
Great. Well, I think we
should go talk to your daddy
342
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,782
and get them back together.
What do you think?
343
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,325
Anything except that.
344
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,452
Only thing worse
than living with my mother
345
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,704
is talking to my father.
346
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,166
In fact, I've never heard him say
three words in my entire life.
347
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,918
Look, Sunset, I'm desperate.
Because of your mother,
348
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,838
Bobby is at my house right now
playing Father Knows Best.
349
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,507
And I'm going to do
whatever it takes to get him out.
350
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,343
Which means I've got
to get Papi out of Suga Mama's house.
351
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,430
Which means you've got to get
Guadalupe out of your house.
352
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,224
So let's go and talk to your daddy.
353
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,311
Slow your roll, Oscar. I'm not doing it.
354
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,939
The only thing you're not doing
is taking care of your man.
355
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,817
Now, be a good girl and go to the store
356
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,652
and pick up a pumice stone.
357
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,530
I'm giving Felix a pedicure.
358
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,451
-Let's go see my dad, Oscar.
-Oh, yeah.
359
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,871
[animals chittering]
360
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,414
[? suspenseful music playing]
361
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,089
No wonder your mother left.
362
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,716
Who wants to live in a houseboat?
363
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,343
Who else? My father.
364
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,472
[grunts]
365
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,640
Whoa! Hold on!
366
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,478
[screaming] Help! Help!
367
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,397
Hmm?
368
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,607
[yelling]
369
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,486
[screaming]
370
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,657
[grunts]
371
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,951
[screams]
372
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,454
Is Hector Schwarzenegger
over there your daddy?
373
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,164
-His name is Madero.
-[growls]
374
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,999
Madero, Hercules, the Incredible Hulk,
375
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,335
I don't care
what you call him. I'm out of here.
376
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,755
-Hey, Trapo, is that you?
-Huh?
377
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:31,717
[sighs] No, Papa,
it's not Trapo. It's Sunset.
378
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,429
Yeah, I know mi trapito. And Felix.
379
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,597
God, you lost weight.
380
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,391
Oi. That's not Felix, Papa.
381
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,686
-That's my neighbor, Oscar.
-Really?
382
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,229
Looks like him, though.
383
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,064
Uh, bad eyes run in your family, huh?
384
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,025
Ugh, I knew this
wasn't a good idea. Come on, Oscar.
385
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,402
Sunset, no.
386
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,279
-Tell him.
-Tell me que?
387
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:55,032
Uh, little Trapo needs to talk
to you about something. Right, Trapo?
388
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,410
So let's hear it, Trapo. Speak up.
389
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,995
I...
390
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,416
I... need...
391
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,085
-Oh.
-Stop shaking like that.
392
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,338
-What do you need, money?
-No, Daddy.
393
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,467
I want you to come and get
your wife out of my house.
394
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,680
Your mother? What do you mean? She's here.
395
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,725
-Guadalupe, vente!
-[Sunset] Hello!
396
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,020
-She left you a week ago!
-She did?
397
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,773
I was wondering why it was
so peaceful around here.
398
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,776
I don't know why I've been
scared of you all of these years.
399
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,863
You're just a pitiful, selfish viejo!
400
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,364
Ugh!
401
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,949
Come on, Oscar.
402
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,118
Huh?
403
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,662
[Sunset grunts angrily]
404
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,461
Thank you, Oscar. If it weren't for you,
405
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,380
I would have never
had the courage to stand up to my father.
406
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,633
But I didn't want you
to stand up to your daddy.
407
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,010
I wanted you to get him
to come and get your mama.
408
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,095
-You gotta go back.
-Not gonna happen, Oscar.
409
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,848
-I'm done with him.
-There you are, mi Trapo.
410
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,974
[both] Huh?
411
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,227
-What took you so long?
-How'd he beat us back here?
412
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,229
He was a helicopter pilot in the army,
413
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,023
and he never gave it back!
414
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,987
What are you doing here, Daddy?
415
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,572
What you told me to do.
416
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,574
I'm getting your mother out of your house.
417
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,786
I'm not going anywhere with you.
418
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:26,499
That's right, Madero.
Especially not before dinner.
419
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,042
Come on, Guadalupe.
420
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,919
Your daughter no te quiere aqui.
421
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,838
You cannot tell me what to do, Madero.
422
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,591
-I can think for myself.
-You tell him, mother-in-law.
423
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,302
By the way, are we having those
chiles rellenos tonight?
424
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,471
Or was it gordita?
425
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,014
[in Spanish] Callate, Felix!
426
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:46,102
[in English] Chihuahua! No wonder
Trapo wants you out of her house.
427
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,562
Look what you've done to her husband!
428
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,730
[grunts]
429
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,859
Okay, Guadalupe. I'm asking you.
430
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,903
Come home with me.
431
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,780
Uh...
432
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:03,536
You should have asked me
if I wanted to live on a houseboat.
433
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,454
Is that what this is all about?
434
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,708
It's what it has always been about.
435
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,670
You never ask me anything.
It's whatever Madero wants.
436
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,171
Well, I have had it.
437
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,507
From now on, I do what I want
438
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:21,345
so you can go live on
your little houseboat all by yourself.
439
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,889
Oh, come on.
440
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,308
You probably didn't even know I was gone.
441
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,978
-Of course I knew.
-Yeah, when Sunset told you.
442
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,062
[grumbles]
443
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,566
What I meant to say was,
this ain't none of my business.
444
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,192
I'll be right over here, guys.
445
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,155
Okay, Guadalupe.
446
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,199
If that's the way you feel,
that's the way I feel.
447
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,076
-Fine.
-Fine.
448
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,162
[grunts]
449
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,707
Mmm.
450
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,793
Well...
451
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,465
Do you want to live on a houseboat?
452
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,259
Yes.
453
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,723
Then what was this all about?
454
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:09,393
I just wanted you to acknowledge I'm here.
455
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,605
And what is it that the kids say?
456
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,523
That I matter.
457
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,693
-Hmm.
-[chuckles softly]
458
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,113
-[both chuckle]
-Aw.
459
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,991
You're here and you matter, Guadalupe.
460
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,411
-[both] Huh?
-[Madero grumbles]
461
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,038
I'll just go be over here.
462
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:30,748
[Guadalupe] Hmm.
463
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:32,917
[Sunset] Hmm.
464
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,668
Hmm.
465
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,420
Mm-hmm.
466
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,673
-[yelps]
-I'm gonna get you for this.
467
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:43,010
The only thing you're getting
are your mother-in-law's bags,
468
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,888
so she can get the heck out of my house.
469
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,139
Now, Felix!
470
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,351
Was that tough enough for you, Oscar?
471
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,269
Absolutely, little Trapo.
472
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:53,354
[chuckles]
473
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,239
Thank you, baby bruh,
for putting up with me.
474
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,117
-And, Trudy--
-Oscar, that wasn't very nice.
475
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,370
-[doorbell ringing]
-Bobby, I told you...
476
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:13,207
-Peabo, what do you want?
-Mr. Proud, there's an emergency.
477
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,708
I don't know how it happened,
478
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,503
but the robots, they got legs now.
479
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,839
And they're walking to your house.
480
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:25,427
-[? suspenseful music playing]
-[robots speaking indistinctly]
481
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,890
I know you have to go to work, right?
482
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,392
Oh, Peabo can handle it.
483
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,561
We may be living on the streets next week,
484
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,062
but I'm here for you now.
485
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,731
Whatever you want to do,
family, let's do it.
486
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,233
We love you, Daddy.
487
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,819
[cell phone buzzing]
488
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,989
Hey, Dijonay. Really, girl?
489
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,283
-Give me all the tea.
-[cell phone ringing]
490
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,119
Uh-oh. There's a bear inside of Wizmart.
491
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,454
Not on my watch. Gotta go, Oscar.
492
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,166
Okay, BeBe and CeCe. I guess it's just us.
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00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,421
[man on TV] Hey, kids,
it's time for the Shuggie Show!
494
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,131
[CeCe] Shuggie, Shuggie!
495
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Starring Shuggie, the giant panda.
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[twins laughing]
497
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Well, at least I got my family back.
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-[robot speaking indistinctly]
-[screams]
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[? theme music playing]
500
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