All language subtitles for The Proud Family s04e05 Space Oddity.eng

[man] Initiating pre-launch
checklist.

[woman]
Alpha Romeo Victor is a go.

[all speaking indistinctly]

[man] Punch it on my mark.
And mark.

[buzzer sounds]

Alpha Romeo Victor is a go.

[screaming]

[alarm ringing]

-[Penny screams]
-[all gasping]

-Are you all right, Penny Proud?
-[sobbing]

-I'm cool.
-Ooh, I hope we have insurance.

[shrieks]

? The... Proud... Family...
What? ?

? You and me will
always be tight ?

? Family every day
and every night ?

? Even when you start acting
like a fool ?

? You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do ?

? I know I can always
be myself ?

? When I'm with you
more than anybody else ?

? Every single day
that I'm headed off to school ?

? You know there's no one
I love as much as you ?

-? The family ?
-? The family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll make you scream! ?

? They'll make
you wanna sing! ?

? It's a family thing, a family
A proud, proud family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll push your buttons! ?

? They'll make you wanna
hug 'em ?

? A family, family
Proud, proud family ?

? Proud, proud family ?

[Oscar screams]

Today, I am pleased
to announce

the inaugural flight of
the Wizard Kelly Space XYZ Space Bud.

Why? To make every person
and little child

feel comfortable about
going into space.

You know, like
when you get on the trolley

to go across town and visit
one of Wizard Kelly's many businesses.

I want you to go to the moon,
Mars, Jupiter,

Uranus, wherever
your little heart desires.

The oxygen is on me, y'all.
And to prove that

anyone could go into space,

Wizard Kelly is going to put
the youngest person ever into orbit.

-[gasps]
-I'm talking about a 14-year-old, y'all.

-Pick me! Pick me!
-Penny.

You want to go into space?

Yes, ever since
I was a little girl.

[babbles]

-[Oscar screams] Penny!
-[laughs]

I've been to space camp
three times,

I'm the President
of the Space Club,

and I even got Mae Jemison's
autographed picture and tattoo.

Hmm, well, as much
as I admire Mae Jemison,

uh, not enough to get
a tattoo, I still think it's a waste.

Why?

-Hey, who's Mae Jemison?
-Need I say more?

Now, without further ado,

we will randomly select
a lucky 14-year-old

who will get a token to
ride on my space bus,

which is valued at
$3.4 million.

And I'm not talking
wizard dollars, y'all.

-[system beeping]
-[bell dinging]

Lil' Wiz?

-[gasps]
-Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

You know you ain't going
nowhere

till the technology has been
thoroughly tested.

[all laughing]

-Ooh, Penny Proud, y'all.
-[gasps]

-[screams]
-[all cheering]

[Wizard Kelly] Woo-hoo!
Penny Proud, come on up here.

You know, unlike your daddy,
you are a winner.

You're about to be
the youngest person in space.

[laughs]

Ooh, mmm, mmm, mmm.

-Now, these are really good.
-I agree.

[gulps] I like
the crunchy exterior. [mimics crunching]

All right, remove
their blindfolds, Mr. Chips.

[Mr. Chips babbling]

-[all] Proud Snacks?
-I don't believe it.

This must be some
kind of trick now.

Ooh, let me go to the restroom
right now.

Did you say rest home?
I'll drive you.

[laughs] Ow!
Can't you take a joke, Mama?

Boy, these snacks are good.
Y'all got any more, baby brah?

Mr. Chips? [claps]

Oh.

Hey, that's enough, Mr. Chips.
Ixnay of the nacksay, huh?

If you want more,
you gotta pay for it.

-Hey, fam.
-What are you so excited about, baby?

-Ooh! I won the lottery, Ma.
-Lottery?

It was nice knowing you,
Trudy. Penny, where we moving to?

No, I won the space
XYZ lottery.

I got a ticket on
the space bus.

Space bus?
Is that a sequel to Space Jam?

I sure hope Michael
is in this one, 'cause LeBron stinks.

No, Daddy. I'm going
into space.

What do you mean
you're going into space?

Wizard Kelly built
this space bus,

and he wants
the everyday man to go into orbit,

so he decided to send
the youngest person into space,

and he had a lottery with this big screen
and a lot of blinking lights,

and I won! I won!
So all you have to do is sign

this permission slip.

Penny, I don't know
about this.

Mama, please!
I've always wanted to go into space

-since I was a little girl.
-Yeah, we still haven't forgotten

that hole you put in the roof.

That's coming out of your college fund.
You're going to JUCO.

It's my chance to do something
nobody has ever done.

This space trip is going to
be more talked about

than... than that time
Megan Thee Stallion

got her own hot sauce
at Wizeye's.

Besides, you always told me
to reach for the stars.

-Come on, tell her, Daddy.
-Sorry, baby girl.

Ain't no way I'm letting my daughter
get on a rocket built by Wizard Kelly.

But, Daddy, it's my chance to be

-a space pioneer.
-[toilet flushes]

It's your chance to get lost
in space, too, baby.

Space bus? Huh.

I wouldn't ride a school bus
if Wizard Kelly was involved.

Uncle Bobby?
Come on, please tell him.

Oh, you on your own,
baby girl.

If Suga Mama and Oscar
agree, you know there's no chance, girl.

I'm sorry, baby girl,
but we can't in good conscience

sign this permission slip.

I wouldn't sign this
if they were sending Suga Mama to space.

Okay, that's a lie. [chuckles]
But I still ain't signing it.

[doorbell ringing]

[all clamoring]

Penny Proud, Penny Proud.

How does it feel to be
the most famous teenager in the world?

I am? I don't know why.
I haven't done anything yet.

Well, you're about to be
the youngest person to ever go into space.

Uh, about that.
I'm afraid my...

I'll take it from here,
baby girl.

What she's trying to say
is not only is she going to be

the youngest person in space,

she's going to be
the first person ever

-to go into space with Proud Snacks.
-I am?

Yeah, baby girl,
you're our new Proud Snacks spokesperson.

-May the snacks be with you.
-[indistinct chatter]

? Let's go! ?

? I'm looking good
good, good ?

? I'm looking good
good, good ?

[grunts]

? Got a real hot soul
See my amber glow ?

[yelps]

? Ooh, la, la, la
Ooh, la, la, la, Ooh, la, la ?

? I'm looking good ?

? I'm, I'm, I'm looking good ?

[screams]

? Ooh, la, la, la
Ooh, la, la, la ?

? Ooh, la, la
I'm looking good ?

? I'm, I'm, I'm looking good ?

? I'm looking good ?

[announcer] Are you ready to spill the tea
with Adele Givens,

Dee Nasty, and Ali Wong?

Now, clink your cups
and make some noise!

All right, welcome back
to The Tea.

We have someone very special
with us today,

a young lady who,
if everything goes to plan,

is going to be the youngest
person to ever go into space.

And to celebrate that wondrous
accomplishment,

she is going to have
her very own day at Snackland.

Now let's get the tea
from the world's first teenage astronaut,

Penny Proud.

[all cheering]

I don't see what's
so special about

being the youngest
going into space.

I was the youngest
in my family to get a TV show, baby.

Now that's special.

Oh, I thought you was
going to say veneers.

Hey, if you heard,
you could be the youngest in your family

-to go to the dentist.
-All right, don't get me started,

Mr. Nasty Snacks,
with that bowling pin head

of yours and those tiny ears
looking like a 7-10 split.

-Don't make me have to pick up a spare.
-Mmm.

Wait a second, Adele.
These are good.

They taste a little like
my favorites.

Actually, they taste a lot
like my favorite.

They taste like Freddy Frito's
trail mix.

Au contraire, Dee Nasty.
She stole that recipe from me.

-We're in court right now.
-So, Penny,

going into space is almost
as dangerous as,

-well, going to Snackland.
-[all laughing]

Oh, girl. You done
made me spit out my caffeine.

-You know I need my hype.
-You must be scared, girl.

-I know I'd be.
-No, not really, Miss Nasty.

I'm excited.
It's always been my dream.

Well, Emilyville is certainly
excited about you.

You're everywhere.
How does it feel to be

the face of space travel?

And the face of Proud Snacks. One swallow
will make your taste buds holler.

Now, Oscar baby,
you know that taste buds

hollering ain't no good thing.

[all laughing]

No, all kidding aside, okay.

You're an inspiration
to all of us, Penny Proud.

Especially to your fellow
students at Willy T. Ribbs Middle School,

where we sent our very own
Vanessa Vue.

Ali, I'm here at
Willy T. Ribbs Middle School,

where everyone is hyped over their
classmate, Penny Proud, going into space.

I have with me
Penny Proud's closest friends.

Hey, girl!

What do you think of
your classmate going into space?

Being that I'm her BBB,

bestie before birth,
I think it's great.

I guess now I'm her BBL,
bestie before launch.

Or her BOE, bestie on Earth.

You better stop me,
I can keep going.

I think it's cool that
she's going into space and all,

but it's not better than
being a star gymnast, like moi.

Why you always hatin',
LaCienega?

I think because of Penny
going into space,

we will finally achieve
world peace.

Uh, I don't know about
all that,

Zoey, but go off, queen.

Look, I think Penny
going into space will inspire her soul

to reach for the stars.

I'm spitting balls,
doing an acapella without no guitars.

Okay. Anyone else?

Yeah, I got something to say.

Why are we spending millions
going into space

when so much is needed here
on Earth?

We should be focused on
allocating money

towards education
or healthcare

or battling pollution instead of sending
a 14-year-old on a joyride.

Instead of putting
Black people in space,

they need to be putting
Black people in college.

-[mic drops]
-Uh...

There you have it, Ali.

Not everyone is thrilled about
Penny Proud going into space.

Ooh! Well, I guess we know
who's not getting invited to Snackland.

Don't listen to her, Penny.
Haters are your motivators.

Though she did make
some good points,

your daddy could have used
some more education.

[all laughing]

[Bobby grunts] Hit it!

-[all cheering]
-[? marching band music playing]

Tony, Kenny, stop playing!

[exhales]

I don't get it.
They won't come in.

I even knocked ten dollars
off the ticket price.

-Penny, did you call those Tea girls?
-Yes, Daddy.

They're not picking up.

I told you we shouldn't have gone
on that show.

But, Daddy, you made me go
on that--

I didn't make you do anything.

In fact, I told you not to go
into space.

Now, because of you...
I'm gonna lose Snackland!

-I can't believe it!
-Hey, Penny.

Wow, Dijonay!
How did you get in here?

I snuck around back. You know,
they're burning your picture out there.

-What?
-Uh-uh-uh-uh.

-I wouldn't go out there.
-Why are they doing this, Dijonay?

Apparently, Maya's little
speech on the Tea

convinced everybody that
space travel is bad.

And since you're traveling
to space, you're bad, too.

That is ridiculous!

You don't think I'm bad,
do you?

Girl, of course not!

But Maya, Michael,
Zoey, LaCienega, KG, and that mob do.

[all chanting]
Defund Snackland! Defund Snackland!

-Boo!
-I can't believe them!

Whoa!

-Ooh!
-Myron, are you all right?

I think so.

It is pandemonium out there.

I just made it in here by
the skin of my teeth.

Ooh. You mean by the skin
of your tooth.

You know, maybe they're right.

Maybe I shouldn't go
into space.

Penny, you can't listen
to the naysayers.

[all chanting]
Defund Snackland! Defund Snackland!

-Defund Snackland!
-I can't believe it.

They're yelling,
Defund Snackland!

They really hate you, Penny.

-Aw, Penny!
-Oscar!

Now, you go ahead
and look after your daughter, Trudy.

I brought him into this world.
I got this.

What are you gonna do,
old lady? I've lost everything.

You can't hurt me.

Okay, okay! [yelping]
Okay, you can! I'm lyin'!

I'm lyin'! Alright,
you got this. You doing the way you doing.

You get down on it, too.
Stop though!

[grunting]

Oh, look,
I'm sorry about your event, baby bro,

but we still getting paid,
right?

Ow!

-[yelps] What do you want, Wizard?
-Oscar Proud,

you are hereby served
with a cease and desist order

for unauthorized use
of my space bus logo.

[gasps, exclaims]

Using it for what?
Ain't nobody here!

You know, for once,
I must agree with you, Oscar Proud.

I tell you what, just cover
my $20,000 in legal fees,

and Wizard will go away.
Like magic.

I've got three words for you,
Wizard Kelly, my friend.

Run, Mr. Chips!

-[all booing]
-Forgot about the space race.

Invest in the human race.

You can stop your booing!
I'm not going into space!

-I quit!
-[all gasping]

[gasps]

-[all cheering]
-Let's go!

[Suga Mama] Stop it! Stop it!

There's nothing to
cheer about.

This little girl here has
an opportunity of a lifetime.

One that was denied
those that came before her.

Like me.

But you're all too woke
to realize it.

Hold up. You wanted to go
to space, Suga Mama?

-Well, yeah, I tried.
-Who protested you?

Frederick Douglass?

[yelps]

-[Oscar grunts]
-[camera shutters clicking]

Boy, you better be glad there
are cameras out here.

-[bone cracks]
-[yelps]

Well now, it was 1959.

And I was part of what came
to be known as the Mercury 14.

Uh, don't you mean
the Mercury Thirteen?

-Correction.
-No, the Mercury Fourteen.

I'm the one they didn't talk about.
Or take pictures of.

Or put in the history books.
Now, gather round, children.

Suga Mama's going to tell you
what really happened.

Back in the day after
the Russians launched Sputnik,

everybody was so scared that
the government started the space program

to put an American
into orbit.

Well, now, of course,
nobody thought a woman

could do it,
at least not in America.

Dr. Lovelace started a program
to prove all them knuckleheads wrong.

Every female flyer in America
worth her salt applied.

And I was one of them.

? She knows just what to do ?

I signed up the minute I heard
about the program.

? Bop to the west
But she's the gal that I love best ?

? Tutti Frutti ?

[Suga Mama] It was tough.
Real tough.

[screaming]

They put us through everything
the men went through.

And more.

In the end, 14 of us,
including me did just as good

or better than the men.

But when they announced the women
who passed the astronaut training...

they left my name off
the list.

Why wasn't your name
on the list, Suga Mama?

Well, they never told me
to my face.

But I heard they felt that
they would have

a better chance of getting
a woman into the astronaut program

-if a Black girl wasn't on the list.
-[all gasping]

So the Mercury Fourteen
became the Mercury 13.

They should have called it
the Mercury Zero,

because none of them
got in either.

So, you see, this is
a very special opportunity.

You can't just throw it away,
Penny.

Wow. Suga Mama,
I didn't know.

Well, you should ask somebody
instead of doing all that yelling.

-Penny, you've got to do it.
-What?

You just said we should
be sending Black people

to college, not space.

Well, maybe if more Black people
went into space,

more Black people would want
to go to college.

Maya, do you confuse yourself
as much

as you're confusing me
right now?

[Dijonay] She's right, Penny.

You can't give up after all
of that Suga Mama went through.

Honestly, I don't even want
to go anymore.

But I know someone who should.

-Suga Mama.
-[all cheering]

Hold on, Penny.
You can't do that.

Why not, Suga Mama?
It was your dream.

Well, it's just that...

Well, that story I told you
wasn't exactly true.

-[all gasping]
-You made it up?

Mmm?

No, not completely.
Oh, I applied,

but I was just a young
whippersnapper in the game back then.

I didn't expect them
to accept me.

It was legendary pilots
like Mildred Hemmons Carter

and Azellia White that should have
gotten the opportunity and didn't.

So I just made it about me
for inspirational purposes.

Well, I'm inspired

and I still think you should
go in my place.

Uh, sorry, Penny Proud.

Those tokens
are non-transferable.

You see, the space bus
is not an actual bus.

You can't just give
your ticket to anybody.

Suga Mama is not
just anybody.

She will be the oldest person
to go into space.

And what better way
to show space travel

is for everyone than
sending the weakest,

the frailest,
the dusty and rusty.

Tread lightly with that weak,
frail stuff, Zoey.

Just roll with me, Suga Mama.
I think I got him.

Hmm, Lil' Suzy, you know
you have piqued Wizard's interest.

All right! Out with the young
and in with the old!

[all cheering]

Out with the smooth
and in with the wrinkles!

Out with the proactive
and in with the Geritol, y'all!

Suga Mama!

[all chanting] Suga Mama!
Suga Mama! Suga Mama!

All right, Mama.
Before you take off,

-I just need to know one thing.
-What's that, baby?

Your bank password.
In case you don't come back.

-[yells]
-Goodbye, son.

Initiating pre-launch
sequence.

[crew speaking indistinctly]

[man] Strapped in.

Six, five, four, three,
two, one.

[buzzer rings]

[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have liftoff.

-[all cheering]
-Isn't it majestic?

The oldest person to ever
rocket into space.

I hope she brought
her diapers.

[all cheering]

Hey, Puff! Look!

It's beautiful, isn't it?
[laughs]

Thank you, Penny!
I love you!

I love you too, Suga Mama.

[? theme music playing]

[whooping]

-[Suga Mama] That was fun!
-[Puff barking]

Come on,
let's do that thing again. [laughs]

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