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[man] Initiating pre-launch checklist.

[woman] Alpha Romeo Victor is a go.

[all speaking indistinctly]

[man] Punch it on my mark. And mark.

[buzzer sounds]

Alpha Romeo Victor is a go.

[screaming]

[alarm ringing]

-[Penny screams] -[all gasping]

-Are you all right, Penny Proud? -[sobbing]

-I'm cool. -Ooh, I hope we have insurance.

[shrieks]

? The... Proud... Family... What? ?

? You and me will always be tight ?

? Family every day and every night ?

? Even when you start acting like a fool ?

? You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ?

? I know I can always be myself ?

? When I'm with you more than anybody else ?

? Every single day that I'm headed off to school ?

? You know there's no one I love as much as you ?

-? The family ? -? The family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll make you scream! ?

? They'll make you wanna sing! ?

? It's a family thing, a family A proud, proud family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll push your buttons! ?

? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?

? A family, family Proud, proud family ?

? Proud, proud family ?

[Oscar screams]

Today, I am pleased to announce

the inaugural flight of the Wizard Kelly Space XYZ Space Bud.

Why? To make every person and little child

feel comfortable about going into space.

You know, like when you get on the trolley

to go across town and visit one of Wizard Kelly's many businesses.

I want you to go to the moon, Mars, Jupiter,

Uranus, wherever your little heart desires.

The oxygen is on me, y'all. And to prove that

anyone could go into space,

Wizard Kelly is going to put the youngest person ever into orbit.

-[gasps] -I'm talking about a 14-year-old, y'all.

-Pick me! Pick me! -Penny.

You want to go into space?

Yes, ever since I was a little girl.

[babbles]

-[Oscar screams] Penny! -[laughs]

I've been to space camp three times,

I'm the President of the Space Club,

and I even got Mae Jemison's autographed picture and tattoo.

Hmm, well, as much as I admire Mae Jemison,

uh, not enough to get a tattoo, I still think it's a waste.

Why?

-Hey, who's Mae Jemison? -Need I say more?

Now, without further ado,

we will randomly select a lucky 14-year-old

who will get a token to ride on my space bus,

which is valued at $3.4 million.

And I'm not talking wizard dollars, y'all.

-[system beeping] -[bell dinging]

Lil' Wiz?

-[gasps] -Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

You know you ain't going nowhere

till the technology has been thoroughly tested.

[all laughing]

-Ooh, Penny Proud, y'all. -[gasps]

-[screams] -[all cheering]

[Wizard Kelly] Woo-hoo! Penny Proud, come on up here.

You know, unlike your daddy, you are a winner.

You're about to be the youngest person in space.

[laughs]

Ooh, mmm, mmm, mmm.

-Now, these are really good. -I agree.

[gulps] I like the crunchy exterior. [mimics crunching]

All right, remove their blindfolds, Mr. Chips.

[Mr. Chips babbling]

-[all] Proud Snacks? -I don't believe it.

This must be some kind of trick now.

Ooh, let me go to the restroom right now.

Did you say rest home? I'll drive you.

[laughs] Ow! Can't you take a joke, Mama?

Boy, these snacks are good. Y'all got any more, baby brah?

Mr. Chips? [claps]

Oh.

Hey, that's enough, Mr. Chips. Ixnay of the nacksay, huh?

If you want more, you gotta pay for it.

-Hey, fam. -What are you so excited about, baby?

-Ooh! I won the lottery, Ma. -Lottery?

It was nice knowing you, Trudy. Penny, where we moving to?

No, I won the space XYZ lottery.

I got a ticket on the space bus.

Space bus? Is that a sequel to Space Jam?

I sure hope Michael is in this one, 'cause LeBron stinks.

No, Daddy. I'm going into space.

What do you mean you're going into space?

Wizard Kelly built this space bus,

and he wants the everyday man to go into orbit,

so he decided to send the youngest person into space,

and he had a lottery with this big screen and a lot of blinking lights,

and I won! I won! So all you have to do is sign

this permission slip.

Penny, I don't know about this.

Mama, please! I've always wanted to go into space

-since I was a little girl. -Yeah, we still haven't forgotten

that hole you put in the roof.

That's coming out of your college fund. You're going to JUCO.

It's my chance to do something nobody has ever done.

This space trip is going to be more talked about

than... than that time Megan Thee Stallion

got her own hot sauce at Wizeye's.

Besides, you always told me to reach for the stars.

-Come on, tell her, Daddy. -Sorry, baby girl.

Ain't no way I'm letting my daughter get on a rocket built by Wizard Kelly.

But, Daddy, it's my chance to be

-a space pioneer. -[toilet flushes]

It's your chance to get lost in space, too, baby.

Space bus? Huh.

I wouldn't ride a school bus if Wizard Kelly was involved.

Uncle Bobby? Come on, please tell him.

Oh, you on your own, baby girl.

If Suga Mama and Oscar agree, you know there's no chance, girl.

I'm sorry, baby girl, but we can't in good conscience

sign this permission slip.

I wouldn't sign this if they were sending Suga Mama to space.

Okay, that's a lie. [chuckles] But I still ain't signing it.

[doorbell ringing]

[all clamoring]

Penny Proud, Penny Proud.

How does it feel to be the most famous teenager in the world?

I am? I don't know why. I haven't done anything yet.

Well, you're about to be the youngest person to ever go into space.

Uh, about that. I'm afraid my...

I'll take it from here, baby girl.

What she's trying to say is not only is she going to be

the youngest person in space,

she's going to be the first person ever

-to go into space with Proud Snacks. -I am?

Yeah, baby girl, you're our new Proud Snacks spokesperson.

-May the snacks be with you. -[indistinct chatter]

? Let's go! ?

? I'm looking good good, good ?

? I'm looking good good, good ?

[grunts]

? Got a real hot soul See my amber glow ?

[yelps]

? Ooh, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, Ooh, la, la ?

? I'm looking good ?

? I'm, I'm, I'm looking good ?

[screams]

? Ooh, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la ?

? Ooh, la, la I'm looking good ?

? I'm, I'm, I'm looking good ?

? I'm looking good ?

[announcer] Are you ready to spill the tea with Adele Givens,

Dee Nasty, and Ali Wong?

Now, clink your cups and make some noise!

All right, welcome back to The Tea.

We have someone very special with us today,

a young lady who, if everything goes to plan,

is going to be the youngest person to ever go into space.

And to celebrate that wondrous accomplishment,

she is going to have her very own day at Snackland.

Now let's get the tea from the world's first teenage astronaut,

Penny Proud.

[all cheering]

I don't see what's so special about

being the youngest going into space.

I was the youngest in my family to get a TV show, baby.

Now that's special.

Oh, I thought you was going to say veneers.

Hey, if you heard, you could be the youngest in your family

-to go to the dentist. -All right, don't get me started,

Mr. Nasty Snacks, with that bowling pin head

of yours and those tiny ears looking like a 7-10 split.

-Don't make me have to pick up a spare. -Mmm.

Wait a second, Adele. These are good.

They taste a little like my favorites.

Actually, they taste a lot like my favorite.

They taste like Freddy Frito's trail mix.

Au contraire, Dee Nasty. She stole that recipe from me.

-We're in court right now. -So, Penny,

going into space is almost as dangerous as,

-well, going to Snackland. -[all laughing]

Oh, girl. You done made me spit out my caffeine.

-You know I need my hype. -You must be scared, girl.

-I know I'd be. -No, not really, Miss Nasty.

I'm excited. It's always been my dream.

Well, Emilyville is certainly excited about you.

You're everywhere. How does it feel to be

the face of space travel?

And the face of Proud Snacks. One swallow will make your taste buds holler.

Now, Oscar baby, you know that taste buds

hollering ain't no good thing.

[all laughing]

No, all kidding aside, okay.

You're an inspiration to all of us, Penny Proud.

Especially to your fellow students at Willy T. Ribbs Middle School,

where we sent our very own Vanessa Vue.

Ali, I'm here at Willy T. Ribbs Middle School,

where everyone is hyped over their classmate, Penny Proud, going into space.

I have with me Penny Proud's closest friends.

Hey, girl!

What do you think of your classmate going into space?

Being that I'm her BBB,

bestie before birth, I think it's great.

I guess now I'm her BBL, bestie before launch.

Or her BOE, bestie on Earth.

You better stop me, I can keep going.

I think it's cool that she's going into space and all,

but it's not better than being a star gymnast, like moi.

Why you always hatin', LaCienega?

I think because of Penny going into space,

we will finally achieve world peace.

Uh, I don't know about all that,

Zoey, but go off, queen.

Look, I think Penny going into space will inspire her soul

to reach for the stars.

I'm spitting balls, doing an acapella without no guitars.

Okay. Anyone else?

Yeah, I got something to say.

Why are we spending millions going into space

when so much is needed here on Earth?

We should be focused on allocating money

towards education or healthcare

or battling pollution instead of sending a 14-year-old on a joyride.

Instead of putting Black people in space,

they need to be putting Black people in college.

-[mic drops] -Uh...

There you have it, Ali.

Not everyone is thrilled about Penny Proud going into space.

Ooh! Well, I guess we know who's not getting invited to Snackland.

Don't listen to her, Penny. Haters are your motivators.

Though she did make some good points,

your daddy could have used some more education.

[all laughing]

[Bobby grunts] Hit it!

-[all cheering] -[? marching band music playing]

Tony, Kenny, stop playing!

[exhales]

I don't get it. They won't come in.

I even knocked ten dollars off the ticket price.

-Penny, did you call those Tea girls? -Yes, Daddy.

They're not picking up.

I told you we shouldn't have gone on that show.

But, Daddy, you made me go on that--

I didn't make you do anything.

In fact, I told you not to go into space.

Now, because of you... I'm gonna lose Snackland!

-I can't believe it! -Hey, Penny.

Wow, Dijonay! How did you get in here?

I snuck around back. You know, they're burning your picture out there.

-What? -Uh-uh-uh-uh.

-I wouldn't go out there. -Why are they doing this, Dijonay?

Apparently, Maya's little speech on the Tea

convinced everybody that space travel is bad.

And since you're traveling to space, you're bad, too.

That is ridiculous!

You don't think I'm bad, do you?

Girl, of course not!

But Maya, Michael, Zoey, LaCienega, KG, and that mob do.

[all chanting] Defund Snackland! Defund Snackland!

-Boo! -I can't believe them!

Whoa!

-Ooh! -Myron, are you all right?

I think so.

It is pandemonium out there.

I just made it in here by the skin of my teeth.

Ooh. You mean by the skin of your tooth.

You know, maybe they're right.

Maybe I shouldn't go into space.

Penny, you can't listen to the naysayers.

[all chanting] Defund Snackland! Defund Snackland!

-Defund Snackland! -I can't believe it.

They're yelling, Defund Snackland!

They really hate you, Penny.

-Aw, Penny! -Oscar!

Now, you go ahead and look after your daughter, Trudy.

I brought him into this world. I got this.

What are you gonna do, old lady? I've lost everything.

You can't hurt me.

Okay, okay! [yelping] Okay, you can! I'm lyin'!

I'm lyin'! Alright, you got this. You doing the way you doing.

You get down on it, too. Stop though!

[grunting]

Oh, look, I'm sorry about your event, baby bro,

but we still getting paid, right?

Ow!

-[yelps] What do you want, Wizard? -Oscar Proud,

you are hereby served with a cease and desist order

for unauthorized use of my space bus logo.

[gasps, exclaims]

Using it for what? Ain't nobody here!

You know, for once, I must agree with you, Oscar Proud.

I tell you what, just cover my $20,000 in legal fees,

and Wizard will go away. Like magic.

I've got three words for you, Wizard Kelly, my friend.

Run, Mr. Chips!

-[all booing] -Forgot about the space race.

Invest in the human race.

You can stop your booing! I'm not going into space!

-I quit! -[all gasping]

[gasps]

-[all cheering] -Let's go!

[Suga Mama] Stop it! Stop it!

There's nothing to cheer about.

This little girl here has an opportunity of a lifetime.

One that was denied those that came before her.

Like me.

But you're all too woke to realize it.

Hold up. You wanted to go to space, Suga Mama?

-Well, yeah, I tried. -Who protested you?

Frederick Douglass?

[yelps]

-[Oscar grunts] -[camera shutters clicking]

Boy, you better be glad there are cameras out here.

-[bone cracks] -[yelps]

Well now, it was 1959.

And I was part of what came to be known as the Mercury 14.

Uh, don't you mean the Mercury Thirteen?

-Correction. -No, the Mercury Fourteen.

I'm the one they didn't talk about. Or take pictures of.

Or put in the history books. Now, gather round, children.

Suga Mama's going to tell you what really happened.

Back in the day after the Russians launched Sputnik,

everybody was so scared that the government started the space program

to put an American into orbit.

Well, now, of course, nobody thought a woman

could do it, at least not in America.

Dr. Lovelace started a program to prove all them knuckleheads wrong.

Every female flyer in America worth her salt applied.

And I was one of them.

? She knows just what to do ?

I signed up the minute I heard about the program.

? Bop to the west But she's the gal that I love best ?

? Tutti Frutti ?

[Suga Mama] It was tough. Real tough.

[screaming]

They put us through everything the men went through.

And more.

In the end, 14 of us, including me did just as good

or better than the men.

But when they announced the women who passed the astronaut training...

they left my name off the list.

Why wasn't your name on the list, Suga Mama?

Well, they never told me to my face.

But I heard they felt that they would have

a better chance of getting a woman into the astronaut program

-if a Black girl wasn't on the list. -[all gasping]

So the Mercury Fourteen became the Mercury 13.

They should have called it the Mercury Zero,

because none of them got in either.

So, you see, this is a very special opportunity.

You can't just throw it away, Penny.

Wow. Suga Mama, I didn't know.

Well, you should ask somebody instead of doing all that yelling.

-Penny, you've got to do it. -What?

You just said we should be sending Black people

to college, not space.

Well, maybe if more Black people went into space,

more Black people would want to go to college.

Maya, do you confuse yourself as much

as you're confusing me right now?

[Dijonay] She's right, Penny.

You can't give up after all of that Suga Mama went through.

Honestly, I don't even want to go anymore.

But I know someone who should.

-Suga Mama. -[all cheering]

Hold on, Penny. You can't do that.

Why not, Suga Mama? It was your dream.

Well, it's just that...

Well, that story I told you wasn't exactly true.

-[all gasping] -You made it up?

Mmm?

No, not completely. Oh, I applied,

but I was just a young whippersnapper in the game back then.

I didn't expect them to accept me.

It was legendary pilots like Mildred Hemmons Carter

and Azellia White that should have gotten the opportunity and didn't.

So I just made it about me for inspirational purposes.

Well, I'm inspired

and I still think you should go in my place.

Uh, sorry, Penny Proud.

Those tokens are non-transferable.

You see, the space bus is not an actual bus.

You can't just give your ticket to anybody.

Suga Mama is not just anybody.

She will be the oldest person to go into space.

And what better way to show space travel

is for everyone than sending the weakest,

the frailest, the dusty and rusty.

Tread lightly with that weak, frail stuff, Zoey.

Just roll with me, Suga Mama. I think I got him.

Hmm, Lil' Suzy, you know you have piqued Wizard's interest.

All right! Out with the young and in with the old!

[all cheering]

Out with the smooth and in with the wrinkles!

Out with the proactive and in with the Geritol, y'all!

Suga Mama!

[all chanting] Suga Mama! Suga Mama! Suga Mama!

All right, Mama. Before you take off,

-I just need to know one thing. -What's that, baby?

Your bank password. In case you don't come back.

-[yells] -Goodbye, son.

Initiating pre-launch sequence.

[crew speaking indistinctly]

[man] Strapped in.

Six, five, four, three, two, one.

[buzzer rings]

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, we have liftoff.

-[all cheering] -Isn't it majestic?

The oldest person to ever rocket into space.

I hope she brought her diapers.

[all cheering]

Hey, Puff! Look!

It's beautiful, isn't it? [laughs]

Thank you, Penny! I love you!

I love you too, Suga Mama.

[? theme music playing]

[whooping]

-[Suga Mama] That was fun! -[Puff barking]

Come on, let's do that thing again. [laughs]

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