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[Wizard Kelly]
Welcome to the Wizard Kelly Octopus Games,
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which has been around longer
than the Squid Games, by the way.
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[all cheering]
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[Wizard Kelly] Where friends and family
come together and risk serious injury
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in a quest for
semi-valuable prizes, y'all.
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Free snacks?
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Don't mind if I do.
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[Wizard Kelly] And as always,
the Wizard has some new rules, too.
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This year, we'll have an adult team winner
and a kids team winner.
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[all cheering]
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That way, the Proud family
gets to lose twice.
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-[crowd laughing]
-[Penny grumbles]
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[groans]
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You hear that, Felix?
We're competing against the geezers.
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-We're gonna win this year. [laughs]
-[choking]
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Now, all we gotta do is
figure out a way to ditch the womenfolk
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and get new partners, right, girls?
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-Yeah, right, Oscar.
-[Felix choking] Help.
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-[? bachata music playing]
-[Felix continues choking]
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[Felix grunting]
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Felix, move your stomach so I can see.
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[choking]
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-Felix.
-[music stops]
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Uh, are you okay?
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Oscar, would you
get over there and help Felix?
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You're the doctor, ain't you?
You help him.
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I'm a veterinarian, Oscar.
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-Well, just pretend he's a big puppy.
-[Sunset] Somebody help!
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Big fella? Don't worry.
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[grunts]
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[choking]
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[strained] Somebody help me!
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You saved his life.
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-Thanks, guys.
-What are friends for?
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[continues choking] Help! Help me!
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[Mr. Chips screaming]
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[strained] Forget him, help me!
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? The... Proud... Family... What? ?
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? You and me will always be tight ?
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? Family every day and every night ?
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? Even when you start acting like a fool ?
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? You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do ?
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? I know I can always be myself ?
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? When I'm with you
more than anybody else ?
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? Every single day
that I'm headed off to school ?
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? You know there's no one
I love as much as you ?
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-? The family ?
-? The family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll make you scream! ?
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? They'll make you wanna sing! ?
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? It's a family thing, a family ?
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? A proud, proud family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll push your buttons! ?
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? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?
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? A family, family
Proud, proud family ?
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? Proud, proud family ?
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[Oscar screams]
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-Hey, what's up?
-So what are the obstacles
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at the Octopus Games this year?
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Besides the eight arms.
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[KG] Who cares?
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I'm promoting my Cyber Skate Jam tomorrow
at Wizard Kelly's Roller World.
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It's free before three.
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We're still in school before three, KG.
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That's why it's three.
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Is anybody sitting here?
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No, the seat is yours.
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-[? dramatic music plays]
-[gasps] Uh... Mmm. Hmm.
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Yeah.
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No worries. We'll be over there.
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[groans]
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-Alone.
-[groans]
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-Together.
-[groans]
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-[whispers] In private.
-[groans]
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[chuckles] So, Penny,
does this mean we're back together?
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Boy, don't speak unless spoken to.
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Trudy! Hurry up, woman.
We're gonna be late.
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[Trudy] Hold up, Oscar.
I'm finishing my makeup.
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You don't need makeup
to go to a basketball game. Now, come on!
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-? Ooh, ooh ?
-[camera flashes]
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? That's just what I do ?
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? Ooh, ooh
And that's just how we do it ?
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? Do it, do it ?
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? Yeah, that's just how we do it ?
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Whoo-wee!
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I don't care what the Wizard says.
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As long as I got you, Trudy,
I can never be a loser.
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-[door slams]
-[Penny groans]
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Don't be slamming my doors
around here, young lady.
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What happened, baby?
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LaCienega got me messed up.
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She's trying to date Kareem.
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Oh, I thought you and Kareem
had broken up.
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-They better have.
-It doesn't matter, Daddy!
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She's breaking Girl Code.
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Just make sure you're
not breaking daddy code.
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And you know what that is, young lady.
No boys.
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[door slams shut]
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Don't listen to your daddy.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
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But I thought you didn't
want me dating Kareem, Mama.
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This is not about Kareem, honey.
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You're right. LaCienega broke Girl Code.
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And what is Girl Code?
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[both] Love, respect, sisterhood.
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But most importantly,
never, and I mean never...
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[both] ...mess with a girlfriend's ex.
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[kisses]
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And never make your man
late for a game. Let's go, Trudy.
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-[ringing doorbell]
-[Sunset] Coming.
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We'll be right there.
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Come on, Felix.
We're gonna miss the tipoff.
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Oh, you didn't get my text.
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You know my situation.
I don't get anybody's texts.
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[phone buzzing]
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[laughs] We're going
to the game with Barry and Randall.
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Huh? But your seats are next to us.
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Oh, we gave those to Papi and Suga Mama
'cause Barry and Randall,
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they got a sweet suite baby!
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-A suite?
-[horn blares]
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-[? upbeat music playing]
-[people cheering]
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[horn honks]
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Come on, Felix.
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We don't wanna miss Fergie
doing the National Anthem.
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You're going on a party bus?
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It's amazing, Oscar.
It has a jacuzzi inside.
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We'll ride with you.
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I always wanted to get in a jacuzzi.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Oscar,
but this is only for the party people.
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-We're party people!
-No, you're party poopers.
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-Have fun in the cheap seats.
-[Sunset] Bye, Trudy!
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[Felix] Come on, Sunset.
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[horn honks]
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Is it just me, or did we just get dumped
for Barry and Randall?
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Oh, yeah, boy. Y'all been dumped.
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Should be used to it by now.
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[in Spanish]
If only I could dump you...
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[laughs]
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[in English] Papi! Suga Mama! Let's go!
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See if you can scalp these tickets, boy.
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Because Randall invited me
and my Papi, too. [laughs]
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[horn honks]
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Being dumped
for another couple is one thing.
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But being dumped for my mama?
That's where I draw the line.
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Oh, snap out of it, Oscar.
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We don't get dumped.
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We do the dumping.
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Now, come on.
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? We came here to party ?
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? And I just wanna have some fun ?
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? We came here to party ?
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? And we don't need to think too much ?
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? Let's get it started ?
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? Up until the sun comes up ?
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? We came here to party ?
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Oh.
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Hey, everybody!
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LaCienega.
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[both sigh contentedly]
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[growls]
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Ooh! It's cold in here.
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I should have brought my ice skates.
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Come on, Kareem. That's our song.
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[? upbeat song playing,
Maze "Before I Let Go"]
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Mmm-hmm.
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[grumbles]
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[Frankie screaming]
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Ooh.
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[LaCienega squealing]
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[Frankie yelping]
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[Penny exclaims]
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-Hmm.
-[Frankie yelps]
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd continues cheering]
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[gasps]
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Ooh, somebody's about to die.
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-[crashes]
-[all gasp]
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[rumbling]
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[squeaking]
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[all screaming]
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[all exclaim]
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[Penny] Stop it! Stop the ball!
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[crashes]
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[all groaning]
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-Huh?
-[Wizard Kelly] Penny Proud.
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Your daddy owes the Wizard
a new discotheque ball.
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Like the young kids say,
"Secure the bag, y'all."
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[gulps] Ahh!
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[Felix] To my new best friend!
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-[Sunset] Cheers!
-[all laugh]
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[Sunset] Oh, Randall. You're so funny.
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[Oscar screams]
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-[Bobby] Hmm. Mmm-hmm.
-[Ms. Hill slurping]
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Look, if y'all want to go over there
and talk to them, we don't mind.
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-Just leave your credit card.
-Why don't you leave us some of that
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million dollars you got from BrokeNoJoke?
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You must be trippin', Skinny Tie.
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Cause I'm broke, no joke.
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-[laughing]
-[Felix] You funny. [laughs]
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[yelps]
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Okay. Obviously, y'all trippin'.
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What's wrong with y'all?
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We introduced them to this restaurant.
This is our restaurant!
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No, this is Wizard Kelly's
restaurant. Mmm, mmm.
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And the food is excellent.
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I'll give it five ows
and a... ? dooo-eee-ooo ?
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Trudy, I've been there.
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I've been known to do
a little stalking myself.
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And what I've learned is,
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it's best to confront
these things head on before they fester.
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So come on, let's go
put these paws on 'em.
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No!
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We are here having dinner with you guys.
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-We don't care about them--
-Uh-oh, they're ordering dessert.
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Uh...
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Ooh, it better not be the butter cake.
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It's not the butter cake
unless it comes with sparklers.
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[exclaims] They got sparklers.
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They only bring sparklers when we order.
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Wh-- What's going on?
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Fine. We'll order the butter cake too.
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Excuse me, sir,
could you please bring us the butter cake?
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With extra sparklers, my good man.
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Sorry, we're out.
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We served the very last one
to that table over there.
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-Ooh, butter cake!
-[all cheering]
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Oh, you did, did you?
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Let's ride, Bushrod.
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I'm on my horse, Thomasine.
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[gallops and neighs]
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[clears throat] Are you
forgetting something?
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[Sunset] I should get the recipe,
I love it so much.
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-[Felix] It's good, isn't it?
-Ooh, I can't believe it.
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Oh, hey there, y'all.
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[gasps] Trudy!
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Oscar.
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Hey, what a surprise seeing you here.
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No, the surprise is seeing
all you here together.
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Hey, Oscar, pull up a chair, big guy.
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Yeah, we got plenty of room.
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Yeah, right.
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We don't want any stinking room.
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We want the butter cake.
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[chuckles] Well,
you're not getting any butter cake, Trudy.
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Excuse my wife. She's a little emotional.
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She actually thought
you were her best friend.
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You see that butter cake your husband's
licking off his fingers? We ordered that.
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Touch that butter cake, Oscar,
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00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,525
and you're gonna get burned
and churned, homie.
250
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,819
Not by you, El Chubbo.
251
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,530
[gasps] He's not chubby.
252
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,948
He's fluffy!
253
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,951
I don't care what you say.
254
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,038
-I'm taking this butter cake.
-Oh, no, you're not.
255
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,749
You better take your hands
off my butter cake.
256
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,125
Get your hands off my cake!
257
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,587
You ain't even know about
the butter cake until I told you about it.
258
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,088
[Felix] Come back here! Got it.
259
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,466
[Oscar] Get your chubby fingers
off my butter cake.
260
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,177
[Trudy] Ooh, you about to
go down just like your name.
261
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,471
Stop! Stop!
262
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,056
Please compose yourselves.
263
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,225
Yes. There's enough cake for everyone.
264
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,769
And this is my butter cake!
265
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,187
[all scream]
266
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,608
[thuds]
267
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:15,944
Huh?
268
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,406
[Bobby screams]
269
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,202
[Oscar] Uh, Trudy.
270
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,870
They got your credit card, baby.
271
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,001
Welcome, everybody
to the Wizard Kelly Family Picnic
272
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,795
and Octopus Games!
273
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:36,005
Oh, we about to have some fun.
274
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,591
Time to pick your teams, y'all!
275
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,010
Okay, who wants to join our team?
276
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,763
Who wants to join the winning team?
277
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,017
[laughs menacingly]
278
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,438
[all] Hmm...
279
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,191
[Zoey] Huh?
280
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:59,654
Ooh, my girl. Zoey,
I knew I could depend on you. [chuckles]
281
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,865
[gasps]
282
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,995
-[grumbles]
-Okay. I guess this means we're a team.
283
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,956
Which means we have to get along.
284
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,292
Oh. [chuckles]
285
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:16,379
We'll get along as long as you
and your girlfriend stay out of my way.
286
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,965
That's pretty hard to do
with that forehead, Proud.
287
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,427
Or that five head
or I don't know, it's a lot of head.
288
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,553
You gotta fix that.
289
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,971
Who are you to--
Put me down!
290
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,098
Are you guys ready to win
the Octopus Games?
291
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,058
'Cause this guy is!
292
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,061
Uh, about that... Felix.
293
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,605
I don't know quite how to put this.
294
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,816
Oh, just say it, Barry.
295
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,901
We're teaming up with Bobby and Ms. Hill.
296
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,069
-[Trudy] What?
-Mmm-hmm.
297
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,487
Bobby and Miss Hill?
298
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,031
-Why?
-Oh.
299
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:46,284
You've got too much drama
going on, baby bruh.
300
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,787
Ooh. Well, I guess
it's your lucky day, Mama.
301
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,622
You and Papi are on our team.
302
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,916
As usual, you guessed wrong, son.
303
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,835
Come on, Suga.
304
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,504
Y'all ready to put a spanking
on these youngins?
305
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,007
Aw, yeah, that's how we do it.
306
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,175
Ain't that right, Papi?
307
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,218
[in Spanish]
I wish you'd put on some Spanx.
308
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,890
-[laughs]
-[in English] Suga Mama!
309
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,768
Papi. Papi! Papi, please.
310
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,852
[sighs]
311
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,104
I guess that makes us a team.
312
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,898
-A bad team.
-[grumbles]
313
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,859
Is that butter cake? Give me that.
314
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,402
[both arguing]
315
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,784
[Wizard Kelly] All right, now.
316
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,202
Welcome, everybody.
317
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,748
Now our first game is called
Red Light, Green Light.
318
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,501
When I bounce, you bounce.
319
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,669
When I stop, you stop.
320
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,964
And if you don't,
watch out for the no-look pass, y'all.
321
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,674
What's a no-look pass?
322
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,427
[mechanical whirring, beeps]
323
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,596
[Dijonay screams]
324
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,972
[all groaning]
325
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,767
[Wizard Kelly] Team Five, you out.
326
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,062
-[buzzer sounds]
-Zang! How did he do that?
327
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,106
It's called magic, y'all.
328
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,608
[? hip-hop song playing,
Ludacris "Stand Up"]
329
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,194
[all grunting]
330
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,782
-[buzzer sounds]
-Oh, whoa, whoa.
331
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,742
[machine beeps]
332
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,620
Whoa!
333
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,874
-[buzzer sounds]
-[all scream]
334
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,588
[buzzer sounds]
335
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,133
-[machine beeps]
-Ah!
336
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,719
Duck!
337
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,640
[? triumphant music plays]
338
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,850
[all cheering]
339
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,602
Time for a new game.
340
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,106
And this here's my favorite.
341
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,484
It's called Pickleball, y'all.
342
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,613
[? hip-hop song continues playing,
Ludacris "Stand Up"]
343
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,995
Pickleball? I love Pickleball!
344
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,008
Ahh!
345
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,511
[gasps]
346
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,476
[Kareem grunting]
347
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,022
You're welcome.
348
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,940
Out of my way, pickle puss.
349
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:28,029
Aw. Are you okay, pobrecito?
Kareemy-weemy. Aw, baby.
350
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,908
[Sunset] Felix, stop
playing around and get over here!
351
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,243
[Felix] No, no, no!
No, no, no! What is this?
352
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,411
What is it? Is it fire?
353
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,497
[groaning]
354
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,582
Oh?
355
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,628
[Felix groaning]
356
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,636
[? triumphant music plays]
357
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,845
Ah, thanks, Oscar.
358
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,723
-Oh, now you're grateful?
-What is with you?
359
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,642
He was just thanking you.
360
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,018
Oh, keep your thanks.
361
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,230
We only accept them
from real friends. [scoffs]
362
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:12,448
Okay, now, this is
our final event of the Octopus Games.
363
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,868
The teams must race across
this tasty pretzel
364
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,162
without falling into
the vat of mustard below.
365
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,248
It's Grey Poupon, y'all.
366
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,794
Now, the first adult team
and little children's team
367
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,255
to make it across are the winners.
368
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,716
Pick your route carefully
because the pretzel's salty.
369
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,051
[squirrel screaming]
370
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,262
[Wizard Kelly]
Hypertension is real, y'all.
371
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,763
[splashes]
372
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,307
On your mark.
373
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,392
[Penny growls]
374
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,269
Get set.
375
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,395
[both growl]
376
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,272
Go, y'all!
377
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,028
[Penny] Keep up, y'all.
378
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,572
[all sighing, panting]
379
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,658
[Wizard Kelly] Ooh wee.
Peabo's team ain't monkeying around.
380
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,077
Wait a minute, maybe they are.
381
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,580
Ooh, the Kelly Wizard confused, y'all.
382
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,039
[Penny] Ooh, be careful.
383
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,458
[groans]
384
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,629
Okay, guys, obviously
we need to go this way.
385
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,215
Who died and put you in charge, Proud?
386
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,260
Yeah. I think we should
go to the right. C'mon.
387
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,971
No, that side has too much salt.
388
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,348
Only thing salty is you, Proud.
389
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,725
[Frankie] Penny, chill out.
390
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,184
It looks okay to me.
391
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,353
Nobody cares what you think, Frankie.
392
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,439
All right, Penny, tell the truth.
393
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,025
Are you into me or am I just a rebound?
394
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,277
'Cause I can go either way.
395
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,160
Ugh!
396
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,453
You're the rebound.
397
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,579
I knew it.
398
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,456
You knew what, Kareemy?
399
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,334
Uh, no-- Nothing. I don't know anything.
What do I know? Pfft.
400
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,543
I'm the rebound?
401
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,506
Really, Penny?
My heart didn't sign up for this.
402
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,967
But you just said you could go either way.
403
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,802
[loud cracking]
404
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,429
[all screaming]
405
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,269
[Wizard Kelly] Team Four
is in the condiments, y'all.
406
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,692
Felix, what are you doing?
407
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,404
I'm not going anywhere
until you and Trudy explain
408
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,490
-why are you mad at us?
-[Sunset] Yeah.
409
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,743
Explain? This is not the time or--
You know what you did.
410
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,912
No, we don't!
411
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,666
We have no idea why you've been treating
us the way you've been treating us.
412
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,460
Treating you? How about
the way you've been treating us?
413
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,421
What are you talking about?
414
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,882
You dumping us for Barry and Randall.
415
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,050
We didn't dump you.
416
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,719
-Oh, yeah?
-Barry saved my life.
417
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,054
It's the least we could do.
418
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,099
Oh, come on. You gotta come up
with a better excuse than that.
419
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,726
What's better than someone
saving your life?
420
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,271
Okay, but that still doesn't
explain the butter cake.
421
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,731
That's our thing.
422
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,235
We only order the butter cake
when we're together.
423
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,323
[? sentimental music playing]
424
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,827
Okay, Trudy, you're right.
425
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,037
We dumped you.
426
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:09,583
But... But we didn't mean
to hurt you, did we, Felix?
427
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,877
Well, maybe a little,
'cause when I was choking,
428
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,754
you didn't even try to help me, Oscar!
429
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,798
Well, I was choking
and you didn't help me.
430
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,883
As a matter of fact,
none of y'all helped me.
431
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,094
-I was just standing there, choking.
-Oscar.
432
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,345
Okay, okay.
433
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,264
Felix,
434
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,392
I saw you choking.
435
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,520
And I should have
helped you, man. I'm sorry.
436
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,357
Hmm? And I'm sorry we dumped you, Oscar.
437
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:41,449
If you want,
we will never see Barry and Randall again.
438
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,702
We just want to know
we're an important part of your lives.
439
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,204
The same way you're important to us.
440
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:51,584
Well, you know you are, Trudy.
You're my bestie.
441
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,835
Oh!
442
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:57,089
Everybody!
Everybody bring it in. Group hug.
443
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,340
-[loud cracking]
-Huh?
444
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,301
[all scream]
445
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,888
Now, what do we have here?
446
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,599
Team Cocoon is napping
at the starting line?
447
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,186
-[bones cracking]
-All good things come to those who wait.
448
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,396
[woman] Oh, come on, let's do this, Suga!
449
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,446
[all yelling]
450
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:27,870
[Wizard Kelly] And the winners
of the Octopus Games are Team Cocoon
451
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,955
and The Children of the Corn, y'all.
452
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:34,084
Both movies are officially
streaming on Wizney Plus.
453
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,628
[crowd cheering and clapping]
454
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,964
[all groaning]
455
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,300
This mustard is stinging my eyes.
456
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,511
Frankie, can you get me some water?
457
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,805
Get it yourself, Penny.
458
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,933
-Last time I give my heart to a girl...
-[Penny] Frankie!
459
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,768
-Frankie!
-Are you okay, LaCienega?
460
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,562
Oh, save it Kareem Abdul,
or whatever your name is!
461
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,190
This is going to take weeks
to get out of my hair!
462
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,983
Ay, Dios! Ay, no! No me gusta!
463
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,401
[Penny groaning]
464
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:00,986
[groans]
465
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,864
Ow.
466
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,115
[Kareem] Hold on, Penny.
467
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,328
[sighs in relief]
468
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,374
-[Kareem] I got you.
-[groans softly]
469
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,174
Thank you.
470
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,554
[chuckles softly]
471
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,436
[sighs softly]
472
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,314
-[Kareem] See you tomorrow at school.
-[gasps]
473
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,526
[Penny chuckles softly]
474
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,575
[chuckles]
475
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,455
[? theme music playing]
476
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:58,055
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