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[crowd cheering]
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[Mad Dog over PA] Uh-uh.
The Bombers' jammer makes her move.
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Boom! Ow!
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Boom! Ow!
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Hope she's got a parachute.
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She's out of there!
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Folks, it's getting ugly.
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Ow!
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Ooh! Ow!
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-Boom!
-[screams]
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Ow!
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There's no nice way to put it.
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The Wizard Kelly Bombers,
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they are a total embarrassment.
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All they do is add to this
record breaking losing streak!
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-Aw, man!
-Aw, man, nothing!
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I am loving this!
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Wizard Kelly is finally a loser.
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[laughing]
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Hey, everybody.
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Who's winning?
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[speaking Spanish] Not me,
cause I'm stuck here with you!
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-[cackling]
-[Suga Mama] Come on, Papi!
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The Bombers
are getting destroyed, Suga Mama.
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Oh! Man,
they stink like the cowboy.
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Yep. [laughs]
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They're the worst.
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Oh! Could you do better, Oscar?
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If I was a woman,
heck, yeah.
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[laughs]
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-Boy...
-[yelps]
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...you wouldn't last a day
against the Bombers.
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And you wouldn't last a day
without your pacemaker.
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-[laughs]
-You're right, son.
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Let's see what kind of
heart you've got.
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[groans]
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[crowing]
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Just what I thought.
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Chicken!
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? The... Proud... Family... What? ?
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? You and me
will always be tight ?
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? Family every day
and every night ?
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? Even when you start
acting like a fool ?
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? You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do ?
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? I know I can always
be myself ?
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? When I'm with you
more than anybody else ?
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? Every single day
that I'm headed off to school ?
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? You know there's no one
I love as much as you ?
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? The family, the family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll make you scream! ?
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? They'll make you
wanna sing! ?
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? It's a family thing
a family ?
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? A proud, proud family ?
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? Proud family ?
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? They'll push your buttons! ?
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? They'll make you
wanna hug 'em ?
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? A family, family
Proud, proud family ?
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-? Proud, proud family ?
-[Oscar screams]
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[crowd cheering]
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[Mad Dog over PA]
And the beating continues...
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I've never witnessed
anything like this.
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Oh, no!
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[all shouting]
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-It's raining Crushers!
-[splatting]
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I can see the other half
of the Wizard's face,
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and I'm telling ya,
he isn't happy.
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Final score is 56 to 3.
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This is a joke!
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Enough already! Be competitive.
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I can't--
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I've had enough
of this abomination!
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[speaking Spanish] I say that
about your Mama everyday.
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[cackles]
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[announcer over TV]
...nobody is happy--
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-[? music playing]
-[all] We was watching that!
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Come on.
Roller Derby is for chumps.
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You don't know
what you're talking about, boy.
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I know watching a bunch
of out-of-shape old women
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go around
the track isn't exciting,
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especially when they're losing.
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Although I do enjoy seeing
the Wizard cry on the sideline.
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Okay, the Bombers are trash.
I'll give you that.
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But back in the day,
the D.C. Freedom
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was the greatest
women's roller derby team
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in the history of the sport.
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Oh! How do you know that, Ma?
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Because I, Suga Mama,
was the best player on the team.
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I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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Yeah. [laughs]
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We were young, tough
and too good to be beaten.
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Despite Roller Derby
being a violent sport,
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me and the D.C. Freedom
were poetry in motion.
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Zing, zing, zing!
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[crowd chanting]
Suga! Suga! Suga!
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I was faster
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and could skate better
than anybody in the league.
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I was the queen, baby!
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Yeah. Playing with the D.C. Freedom
was the greatest time in my life.
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-[Mad Dog] This is a farce!
-[all] Huh?
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The final score is 56 to 3?
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[hesitates]
Uh... Attention, everybody.
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The Wizard is not used to
losing like Oscar Proud, y'all.
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The Bombers need some help.
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So tomorrow at the Wiz Dome
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there will be
an open team tryout.
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-Ow!
-[crowd booing]
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Those double-As hurt, y'all.
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You can clown me
all you want, Wizard,
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but you are a bona fide loser.
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That's right. Capital L! Ha-ha!
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[mockingly]
Capital L, y'all! [guffawing]
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You know
he can't hear you, right?
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-[Oscar Proud] I don't care.
-[Wizard] Oh, contrary.
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The Wizard
hears everything, y'all.
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Suga Mama, why don't you go
and try out for the Bombers?
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[speaking Spanish] Her strong chin
could defend anybody...
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And her breath would finish the job.
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[cackles]
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Oh, yeah, Ma, you should!
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The Wiz Dome
got the best nachos in town.
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They probably
feed the players for free.
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I agree, Suga Mama.
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Oh, y'all know
I'm too old for that, kids.
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You're too old for everything.
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You're too old to be breathing.
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But that's never stopped you.
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You know what, Oscar?
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You're right.
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Doggone it. I'm gonna do it.
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[all cheering]
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That's right, Suga Mama!
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Yeah! All right.
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I'm not sure, Wizard.
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I don't think this open tryout
thing's gonna work.
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Coach Murphy,
what did the Wizard say?
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I think the Wizard said,
this was a bad idea.
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But Wiz,
this was your idea.
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Never correct
the Wizard in public.
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What's wrong with you?
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Unless you like
unemployment, y'all.
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Okay, you ladies, hit the rink.
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Hey, you, Raider Nation,
take off those shoulder pads
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and wash your face before
you get on my stinking rink.
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[screaming, crashes]
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[Suga Mama]
Hold up now, Wizard Kelly!
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[Wizard Kelly]
Who called the Wizard's name?
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[all gasping]
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Suga Mama?
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[exclaiming]
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[whistle blows]
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[screaming]
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[Coach Murphy] What is she doing?
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Uh...
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[grunting]
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-[grunts]
-[groans]
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[screams]
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Ha-ha!
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-[horn blaring]
-[bell dinging]
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Looking good, Proud.
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Let's see what you
and your line do out there
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against the Bombers.
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Bufferina and Zelda...
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Come join me,
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Sunset and Principal Hightower
on the line.
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You can call me Rhonda the Ripper,
Suga Mama.
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Now, let's bomb these Bombers.
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You heard the lady!
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Let's roll these busters.
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[growling]
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[growling]
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[whistle blows]
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Faster! Faster!
Come on!
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Suga Mama!
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[shouting]
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Yeah! [chuckles]
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[screams]
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-[horn blows]
-[bell dinging]
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Okay, I've seen enough.
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But it's up to you, Wiz.
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Ooh, Suga Mama.
You on the team!
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Nope.
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This is a package deal.
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You want me? You will have to
pick up my girls, too.
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Wizard.
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[chuckles] It's only money.
And I got plenty.
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[cash register clinks]
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Welcome to the Wizard Kelly
Bombers, y'all.
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[all cheering]
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That's what I call,
winning time!
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No pun intended.
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[Mad Dog over PA]
Tonight is the debut
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of the new
Wizard Kelly Bombers.
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Whoa-ho-ho!
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Wow, she doesn't look
new at all,
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but the score is!
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The Bombers win it.
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And Suga Mama
leads the way.
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Okay, girls.
On three! Line in.
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[Mad Dog] The Bombers,
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they're lining up
for what looks like the whip move!
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Look at that granny fly!
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And the Bombers win.
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Suga Mama scores 20 points
and the the Bombers win again.
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Folks, this is the most
unbelievable turnaround
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for a team I've ever seen.
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We are witnessing history.
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-[screams]
-[crowd groans]
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Ladies... Please step aside.
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Ladies?
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Okay, you future
carhop waitresses,
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move it or get served!
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[gasping]
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[Mad Dog] Who knows heck knows
what that move was?
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It's not in any book that I've seen.
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But hey! Who cares?
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The Bombers' streak continues.
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[crowd chanting] Suga Mama!
Suga Mama! Suga Mama!
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Suga Mama! Suga Mama!
Suga Mama! Suga Mama!
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[Mad Dog] Can you believe this?
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The Bombers win again.
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[all cheering]
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[crowd clapping]
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Hi, everybody!
Welcome to the Mad Dog Channel.
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And lots going on here today.
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We look forward to it,
including our breakout story
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of the Wizard Kelly Bombers.
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That is Suga Mama.
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You will enjoy this.
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Just call me Suga Mama, baby.
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Yes, sir!
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-Okay. Here today is Suga Mama.
-And you can call me Suga Daddy.
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'Cause you know
I pays for everything, y'all,
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including your show.
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[chuckles] You got that right.
Good job there, Suga Daddy!
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All right, everybody.
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Here's some footage
of Suga Mama earlier today
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putting her hands
and skate prints
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in cement at the Wizard Kelly
Chinese Theater.
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All right, now, make sure
you get my good side, baby.
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[speaking Spanish] We'll be here all day!
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[cackles]
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[Mad Dog]
There you have it, folks.
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Suga Mama's
the hottest thing in sports.
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What the...
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I never made
the swimsuit audition.
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That old woman
should have never come back.
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[groans]
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But I'll fix this once and for all.
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[Mad Dog] Suga Mama's having
another stellar bout.
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Listen to this final score,
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Bombers 95 and Oakland three.
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Oakland needs
to change its name.
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To what? Jokeland!
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[whistle blows]
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[Big Bone] Suga Mama!
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00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,656
[laughing]
258
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,414
[continues laughing]
259
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,665
Big Bone?
260
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,671
Bet you never thought
you'd see me again,
261
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,797
did you, Suga?
262
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,342
[Mad Dog over PA]
I know I didn't.
263
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,802
I don't believe my eyes,
ladies and gentlemen.
264
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,387
This can't be happening.
265
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,558
[laughing] Listen up.
266
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,518
I'm Big Bone Broadnax,
267
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:11,564
the greatest player
in the history of roller derby.
268
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:16,402
And this is my team, you heard?
The D.C. Freedom.
269
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,655
And we're here
to challenge the Bombers,
270
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,866
or should I say the Bummers.
271
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,910
[Mad Dog] Big Bone
has challenged Suga Mama
272
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,620
in her own house!
273
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,121
Hold up! Hold up!
274
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,208
Before we take care
of team business,
275
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:34,212
I challenge Suga to
a loser-leaves-Emilyville match,
276
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,421
tomorrow night!
277
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,173
Right here in the Wiz Dome!
278
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,299
[Mad Dog] Oh, snap!
279
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,759
Big Bone just
threw down the gauntlet
280
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,927
in Suga Mama's face!
281
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,011
-[crowd booing]
-Shut up!
282
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,430
Shut your pie holes,
you Emilyville hicks!
283
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,723
Nah! Nah!
284
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,642
Argh! Leave my Suga Mama alone!
285
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,688
[all gasping]
286
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,276
Okay, I see you pathetic losers
have some guts.
287
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,027
But do you, Suga?
288
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,489
Are you gonna
accept my challenge
289
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,533
or are you scared?
290
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,617
Boo-hoo-hoo.
291
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,868
[Mad Dog]
I don't know about you,
292
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:06,953
ladies and gentlemen,
293
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,663
but I see fear
in Suga Mama's eyes.
294
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,708
Well, I can't see the eyes,
but I can see the fear.
295
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,792
Big Bone...
296
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,253
I accept.
297
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,963
[Mad Dog] Did I say fear?
298
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,216
No! It's guts!
299
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,053
Aw, sookie, sookie, now!
300
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,139
I ran you out of D.C.
301
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,474
and tomorrow night
you better watch out
302
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,310
'cause I'm running you out
of Emilyville
303
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,477
forever!
304
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,857
[crowd cheering]
Suga! Mama! Suga! Mama!
305
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,610
Suga Mama! Suga Mama!
Suga Mama! Suga Mama!
306
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,450
[sighs]
307
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,827
Don't worry,
Suga Mama, you'll win.
308
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,830
You're the best player
in the whole world.
309
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,914
[sighs]
310
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,958
We'll see.
311
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,501
Aw. What's wrong, Ma?
312
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,170
Come on, tell us.
313
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,629
I just want to know
why that Big Bone
314
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,673
is lying about running
you out of D.C., Mama.
315
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:05,344
Well, because it's true, son.
316
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,388
-Huh?
-[gasping]
317
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,100
When Big Bone Broadnax
joined the D.C. Freedom,
318
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,769
she wasn't very good.
319
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,312
Whoa...
320
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,397
[Suga Mama]
She was out of shape, clumsy,
321
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,733
and the other girls
teased and laughed at her.
322
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,902
Well, feeling sorry for her,
323
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,614
I took Big Bone under my wing
and Bone worked hard.
324
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,660
I taught Big Bone
everything that she knows
325
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,163
and that hard work
that we put in together
326
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,832
turned Big Bone into the player
that she is today.
327
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,005
-[grunting]
-[groaning]
328
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,675
[crowd cheering]
329
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,927
But despite
Big Bone becoming
330
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,595
one of the best players
in the game,
331
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,222
she was jealous.
332
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,224
Jealous that
I was still the best
333
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,935
and most popular
player in the game.
334
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,019
Argh!
335
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,856
[Suga Mama] And after another
D.C. Freedom victory,
336
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,652
-as the crowd chanted my name...
-Suga! Suga! Suga! Suga!
337
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,903
[Suga Mama] Suga! Suga!
338
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,615
Big Bone lost her mind
339
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,367
and grabbed the mic
from the in announcer.
340
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,202
-[mic feedback whines]
-Give me that.
341
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,453
[all gasping]
342
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,166
Suga! Your time is up.
My time is now.
343
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,751
You're an old bitty,
344
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,920
and I'm the future
of this city.
345
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,799
D.C. is my town
and so is the Freedom.
346
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,717
[all booing]
347
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:31,389
Oh, shut up and pay attention,
you jabronis!
348
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,476
Suga, this town ain't
big enough for the both of us,
349
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,019
so I'm challenging you
350
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,273
to a loser-leaves-town
match tomorrow night!
351
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,399
You better be there!
352
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,525
Bring your luggage!
353
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,861
'Cause you going!
You out! You leaving!
354
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,195
You ain't said nothing.
355
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,575
I accept your challenge!
356
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,119
[crowd cheering]
357
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,706
So the next night, Big Bone
and I were ready to settle this.
358
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,459
[announcer] Roller Derby fans,
it's one lap around the track,
359
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,878
no holds barred
360
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,172
and the winner is the one
who breaks the ribbon
361
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:08,467
at the finish line. Or breaks
the other one's back! Yeah!
362
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,802
-Go!
-[whistle blows]
363
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,264
[Suga Mama]
It was a battle for the ages.
364
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,766
A throw down in capital town.
365
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,859
We traded blows back and forth.
366
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,578
You can't catch me!
367
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,466
[Suga Mama] But in the end,
368
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:53,512
Big Bone was no match
for the Queen!
369
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,597
The Queen!
370
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,893
When all of a sudden the wheels
on my skates flew off!
371
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,147
Hoo! And before I knew it,
big head Big Bone
372
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,234
got me with her famous piledriver,
373
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,693
which she stole from me,
by the way.
374
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,740
And when she raised
her arms in victory...
375
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,785
there was not
a dry eye in the place.
376
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,745
Teammates was crying.
377
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,121
The other teams was crying.
378
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,540
Everybody was crying,
there was water everywhere.
379
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,167
No one could believe
380
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,045
that I'd never skate again
for the Freedom.
381
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,756
That piledriver
that Bone gave me
382
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,466
and the humiliation,
383
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,760
even led me
to not only leave D.C.
384
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,637
but to leave the sport, too.
385
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,389
I was defeated.
386
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,349
Years later,
387
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,228
I was told that Big Bone had
someone tamper with my skates.
388
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,312
Ha!
389
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,361
But by then, I had settled down
here in Emilyville,
390
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,822
taking care of my Bobby
and that other one.
391
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,906
Huh?
392
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,993
And, uh,
393
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,494
it really didn't matter anymore.
394
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,163
[crying]
395
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,248
Suga Mama,
396
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,084
that's the saddest story
I've ever heard.
397
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,254
Aw. But, Ma, if you lose,
398
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,047
you got to leave forever.
399
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,591
-[mic feedback whines]
-What would I do?
400
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,675
You can get a job, Bobby,
401
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,635
and find a place to live
like everybody else.
402
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,221
Oh, now, this ain't no time
for jokes, baby bro.
403
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,348
Suga Mama,
why even take the chance
404
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,476
of possibly having
to leave your home again?
405
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,812
Because I've got
to know for myself
406
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,064
who's the best, Trudy.
407
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,357
Would I have won
408
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,401
if everything
was fair and square?
409
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,153
I need to know that.
410
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,864
I guess we'll find out tomorrow,
Suga Mama.
411
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,909
But win, lose or draw
we know who's really the best.
412
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,371
Oh! Thank you, baby.
Suga Mama love you, too.
413
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:47,918
[crowd cheering]
414
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,965
[snickers softly]
415
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,635
[Mad Dog]
Ladies and gentlemen,
416
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,845
what we've all been waiting for.
417
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,974
It is time now for
the Big one, The Grudge Match!
418
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,436
[crowd cheering] Suga! Mama!
Suga! Mama! Suga! Mama!
419
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,564
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I hear you. I hear you.
420
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,150
Enjoy those backwater
geeks' cheers, Suga,
421
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,735
while you can.
422
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,237
They'll be the last
you'll ever hear in this city!
423
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,282
We'll see, Bone. We'll see.
424
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,951
[laughs] Yeah, you'll see!
425
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:24,705
When you say goodbye to Emilyville,
old lady. See ya!
426
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,165
[Mad Dog]
Let's give it up for the man
427
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,460
who pays all the bills,
Wizard Kelly!
428
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,128
All right, everybody, listen up.
429
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,339
Here's a pair
of brand new roller skates
430
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,383
for each competitor, y'all!
431
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,019
[chuckles]
432
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,356
All right, Roller Derby fans...
433
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,817
It's one lap around the track,
434
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,402
no holds barred,
435
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,569
and the winner is the one
436
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,614
who breaks the ribbon
at the finish line, y'all.
437
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,830
Hmm.
438
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,915
You've been out of the game
for a long time.
439
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,501
Things change.
Unlike your face.
440
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,294
Just remember, Bone.
441
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,839
I taught you everything you know.
442
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,757
Not everything I know.
443
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,719
[all cheering]
444
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,555
[gasps]
445
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,015
[Wizard Kelly] Suga Mama.
446
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,100
Big Bone.
447
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,727
Let's get it on, y'all.
448
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,478
-[whistle blows]
-[crowd cheering]
449
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,275
[grunting]
450
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,661
Mm?
451
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,165
[grunting]
452
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,016
-[crowd gasps]
-[shouts]
453
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,227
[laughing]
454
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,189
[grunting]
455
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,149
[crowd gasps]
456
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,528
-[gasping]
-[shrieks]
457
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,991
Fool me once, shame on you.
458
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,117
Fool me twice--
459
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,370
[cackles]
460
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,792
[chuckles] It ain't gonna happen, Bone!
461
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,127
[yelps]
462
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:37,880
[crowd gasps]
463
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,217
[gasps and pants]
464
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,177
Here's something
I never taught you, Bone.
465
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,014
My Moon-Shot elbow!
466
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,355
[Big Bone shouting]
467
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,650
[shouting continues]
468
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,865
[Wizard Kelly over PA]
And the winner...
469
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,992
is Suga Mama Proud, y'all!
470
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,285
That elbow was tight!
471
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,039
[crowd chanting] Suga! Mama!
472
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,208
Aw, thank you everybody,
thank you!
473
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,252
[crowd chanting] Suga! Mama!
Suga! Mama!
474
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,798
Oh, Suga Mama,
that was amazing!
475
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,132
We're so proud of you,
Suga Mama.
476
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,426
You really put that big bully
into orbit, Mama.
477
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:28,722
Yeah, you gotta teach me that
elbow shot one day, Suga Mama.
478
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:31,517
Oh, I love you, Family.
479
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,102
[crowd cheering]
480
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,608
[knocking at door]
481
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,237
[Suga Mama]
Good afternoon, Big Bone.
482
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,656
Looking good, girl.
How you feeling?
483
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,408
Mmm-hmm.
484
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,785
Okay, Suga,
you don't have to rub it in.
485
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,911
I promise.
486
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,454
-As soon as I heal up...
-[bones crack]
487
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,581
[groans]
488
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,082
I'm out of your-- oof.
489
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,876
Oh, come on, now.
You don't have to leave.
490
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:58,794
What?
491
00:22:58,878 --> 00:22:59,879
But I lost.
492
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,381
No, no, no, no. We lost...
493
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,383
the meaning of what's important.
494
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,010
That we were once sisters.
495
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,762
Instead of fighting, we should
have been there for each other.
496
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,057
Uh...
497
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,145
I'm sorry
for being so jealous of you.
498
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,022
Especially of you
making the cover
499
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,065
of the Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit edition.
500
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,692
I mean, I just lost it.
501
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,611
But you were right.
502
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,113
You taught me everything I know.
503
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,074
Apology accepted.
504
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,913
But I did teach you
one more lesson. [chuckles]
505
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,165
Oh, yeah. What's that?
506
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,750
How to survive in orbit?
507
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,710
[both laugh]
508
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,045
That, too.
509
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,422
And that you can
teach an old dog...
510
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,051
new tricks.
511
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,636
[both laughing]
512
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,935
[? theme music playing]
513
00:23:55,985 --> 00:24:00,535
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