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[announcer] Hey, kids, it's time for the Shuggie Show!

-[children cheering] -Starring Shuggie, the giant panda.

Brought to you by Shuggie Shoes.

They got toes like panda feet.

[Penny] Run away one time,

now I gotta make waffles and bacon and feed everybody.

-Ugh. -[timer dings]

Penny, how much longer do we have to wait on breakfast, baby?

-My stomach is talking to me. -[stomach grumbles]

[laughs] Yeah, and it's saying, I bet you can't see your feet.

[laughs, groans] Oh!

Yeah, and I bet you didn't see that.

[Suga Mama laughs]

All right, I got pancakes for BeBe and CeCe,

biscuits and gravy for you, Suga Mama,

and chicken and waffles for the king of the castle, Dad.

Yum, yum, yum, my favorite.

Mama, you better come get your dog.

Or what? What you gonna do, son? [laughs]

-[grunts] -Ew.

-Mmm, mmm, mmm. -[growls, barks]

[Oscar screaming]

I've got your egg, spinach, and turkey bacon wrap, Mama.

-Just how you like it. Boring. -Thanks, baby.

Here, put these in the washing machine before you go.

And I'm going to need you to drop BeBe off at school.

And pick him up this afternoon when he gets out.

Then get your butt straight home

and get started on dinner. And I want brisket tonight.

Yeah, baby.

And Suga Mama could use a pedicure.

[yelps]

Sure, no problem.

Anything else you guys want me to do?

Mow the lawn, paint the house, pave the driveway?

Just let me know I am here to serve.

-[laughs] -Uh-uh.

Don't get sassy with me, Miss Penny Proud.

I'm not the one who lied and ran away from home.

You're lucky we still let you live here.

[Suga Mama] Yeah!

It's about time I started rubbing off on you, Trudy.

That's old school.

Come on, give me some dap, girl.

Daddy, I can't come straight home from school.

I've got to go to the library to do some research.

Unless, of course, I can have my laptop,

or better yet, my phone to do my research here.

That way you know where I am at all times.

Nice try, baby girl. We already told you, though.

No electronics.

But Daddy, how am I supposed to do my report?

You'll do what I did when I was a kid.

Graduate from 12th grade reading at a first grade level?

No, Suga Mama June.

What are those?

-[Oscar] Encyclopedias. -[Penny] Encyclo-what-ias?

Well, baby girl, just look at them

as the World Wide Web in 26 volumes.

Pay special attention to volume 25.

Huh?

[gasps]

Now get out of here, girl, before I make you write your name in cursive.

Oh, thank you, Daddy. You're the best. Love you.

[laughs]

[singing] ? The... Proud... Family... What? ?

? You and me will always be tight ?

? Family every day and every night ?

? Even when you start acting like a fool ?

? You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ?

? I know I can always be myself ?

? When I'm with you more than anybody else ?

? Every single day that I'm headed off to school ?

? You know there's no one I love as much as you ?

-? The family ? -? The family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll make you scream! ?

? They'll make you wanna sing! ?

? It's a family thing, a family ?

? A proud, proud family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll push your buttons! ?

? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?

? A family, family ?

? Proud, proud family ?

? Proud, proud family ?

[Oscar screams]

Oh, sorry, BeBe's late, Dr. Lord.

I had to drop my grandmother's dog off at the groomer's.

No worries. We're just getting started.

What I'd like to know is, if you're okay, Penny.

You look stressed. You want to talk about it?

Me? Stressed?

No, I'm fine.

Okay, no, I'm not fine.

I get that they're upset that I ran away, but I came back.

What's the big deal?

Janet Joyride crashed her parents' car

and they didn't even put her on punishment.

I mean, what do they want from me?

Maybe all your parents want from you is to see

some indication that you've grown from

-your experience in a positive way. -Mmm.

Learned from your mistakes.

How does cleaning rain gutters

and learning how to make biscuits from scratch show growth?

Well, the key is to freeze the butter. That's what makes them flaky.

-[sighs] -Okay, okay.

I realize it was wrong and immature to have run away,

especially with some little boy

who is way more immature than I am.

-Penny, I think you should really... -Ooh, girl, I gotta go.

I can't be late to school. I'm pretty sure my parents

have my friend Dijonay on their payroll.

Uh...

Hey, y'all. Why y'all over here?

Hey, y'all. What's going on?

-Uh... -[all] Hmm.

[all] Mmm.

You know what, I'll see y'all around.

-Come on, let's dip. -Mm, good idea.

Get to dipping.

Y'all hear something? Because I don't.

-Penny, you've got to put an end to this. -[all laughing]

You run off the boys every time.

Yeah, you and Kareem have got to call a truce.

Wave a white flag or something.

Have you and Kareem ever considered couples counselling?

I got a couple recommendations.

Counseling is something you do with a man, not a toddler.

Look, if y'all want to go hang out with them, be my guest.

You are not gonna hurt my feelings.

-[all dashing] -[Dijonay] Wait up! Penny ain't coming.

Okay, that was a choice.

Uh-uh, Michael. You know I don't care.

You can go with them if you want to.

You don't have to stay over here with me. It's cool. [laughs]

It's not cool. Don't go. [sobs]

Oh, stop it, Penny.

You know I can't stand it when you ugly cry.

No, I'm not crying. I'm just refreshing my pupils.

Really, really. I'm fine. You can go with them.

Girl, please. Ain't nobody over there that I care about.

Oh, snap! I still have BeBe's lunch!

-Come on, Michael! -[yelps]

This is weird.

Where is everybody?

BeBe! Dr. Lord!

-[gasps] -What in the Marvel is going on here?

BeBe! Come back here!

-[laughs] -[grunts]

Dr. Lord, what is going on?

Huh?

[grunts, yelps]

[gasps]

Did you see that? Where did they go?

They just space-bubbled out of here.

My guess would be Krypton or Mandalore.

Come on, Michael. We gotta find them.

Oh, no, dear.

My first period class is with Miss Brady,

and she said if I'm late one more time, she's going to flunk me.

Fine. I'll find him myself.

-BeBe! -Oh, wait up, Penny.

Stop being so dramatic.

-Oh, they're here, and not too far. -[device beeping]

How do you know that?

My parents were so afraid of BeBe and CeCe running away

that they had them chipped.

What do you mean, chipped?

Oh, they've got tracking chips in their shoulders.

Got him!

Your parents are monsters.

Wow, what is this place?

It's Sir Paid-a-Lot's old sneaker factory.

It's fabulous. It's very Claes Oldenburg.

Who?

Forget it. If I have to explain the reference, it's not worth it.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, holler. Yo, yo, yo.

What kind of factory is this again?

[Penny] They're making sneakers.

[Michael] Sneakers?

Here? I thought they made those overseas in a jungle somewhere.

Found him.

[groaning]

[Michael] Is that Pretty Peggy?

I used to watch her show every day after kindergarten.

She was my favorite. I wore my hair just like hers.

I was the belle of the class.

I cried for a week when they canceled her show.

Wait a minute.

There's King Henry the Ape!

I still have his stuffed animal in my room.

And Javier the Krumping Clown.

What is this? A retirement home for my childhood memories?

[powering down]

? Now when I come into the factory ?

? Just to get the daily dues ?

? Don't nobody bring me no bad shoes ?

? Don't you tell me you were up all night ?

? Don't you say you caught the flu ?

? Don't nobody bring me no bad shoes ?

? We're kind of past the window ?

? That clean up on the shoes ?

? 'Cause don't nobody bring me no bad shoes ?

? Put your soul into that sole ?

? So that we can feel like you ?

? And don't nobody bring me no bad shoes ?

Thingy? What is she doing here?

I thought Thingy died in that accident.

[yells] No, no, no, no.

-What's wrong with BeBe? -He's reacting to the song.

Me too. It's terrible. Penny?

? No bad shoes ?

? Now these no bad shoes ?

? So don't nobody bring me no bad shoes ?

It's okay, BeBe. I got you.

There you go.

Now, come on, let's get you out of here.

No, no, juice, juice.

Shh, we got plenty of juice at home.

-Come on. -I want juice. No.

What is in this juice box?

-? Don't you bring me... ? -? Don't you bring me... ?

? Don't you ever bring me... ?

? Don't you ever bring me... ?

Whoa. So this is how they control you?

Follow me.

? No, no, no, no, no, no, no ?

? Don't you bring me no bad shoes ?

Yeah!

[screams]

Well, well, well, if it isn't Penny Proud.

[coughs] Oops.

Ugh.

You know you don't have to wear that costume anymore.

Your show was canceled, Miss Thingy.

It was all your fault, Penny Proud.

-You ruined my life. -How did I ruin your life?

You told everybody that I had a flingy

with that dingy daddy of yours.

Who, by the way...

I can't stand!

-Well, I never told anybody that you... -Lies!

It was all over Twiddle, TikTik,

and whatever else you little brats use to communicate.

I did not post anything on Twiddle.

-Fibber! -[gasps]

Oh, Dijonay.

-Look, I'm sorry. -No, I'm the one that's sorry.

Soon after that, ratings on my show dropped...

My merch fell off a cliff,

people stopped hiring me to do kids' parties.

Then, out of nowhere, comes this fake giant panda, Shuggie!

[children cheering]

You wouldn't happen to know him by any chance, would you?

Oh, no, never heard of him.

Well, he started selling merch.

Making records, doing TikTik videos,

and all the kids forgot about me.

I lost my show, my house, and... [laughs]

-Your sanity? -Yeah, I did.

Okay, that was a long time ago.

It's time to lose the Thingy suit and get on with your life.

I remember you being a beautiful woman, Miss Williams.

[sighs] I was, wasn't I?

Unfortunately, I can't get rid of this outfit if I wanted to.

Because the crash fused it to my skin!

[screams] I'm gonna get you, Shuggie! [laughs]

[crashes]

-Uh... -I can't even go to the bathroom!

Oh.

Well, have you considered surgery?

Oh, I plan to.

As soon as I have the number one rated children's show

on television again.

Ooh, well, all I can say is good luck with that,

'cause kids respond to joy and positivity,

and I'm not feeling a lot of that right now.

[gasps]

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

What's the one thing that every kid in America wants, Penny Proud?

A WizBox 6? A lifetime supply of Proactiv?

Not to ever have to talk to you again?

No, Penny Proud.

I'm going to do something nobody else is doing.

I'm introducing my own line of sneakers.

[laughs]

Nobody else is doing? Everybody's got sneakers.

Pink i, Young Toddler, not to mention your boy, Shuggie.

[Thingy] Shuggie. [laughs]

Don't make me laugh.

His look like bear claws, not shoes.

Point is, I don't have a shoe line.

But when I do, I will corner the market.

I don't know. A sneaker is a sneaker.

What's so different about yours?

Now that, young Penny Proud, is a good question.

I think it's the only question.

Do you want to poll the audience or phone a friend?

Why do you think I kidnapped Dr. Lord and her Diaper Academy

in the first place?

Okay, you lost your sanity keeps coming back to me.

On the contrary.

You see, I've synthesized their DNA, distilled it,

mixed it with some nanobots.

Well, I'm not really sure how we did it.

Pretty Peggy's the one that figured it all out.

In any case, we put their superpowers

into the soles of our shoes.

So now when you put on a pair of Air Thingy's,

you can actually fly.

Or in these old Thingy's, you can disappear.

Or portal Thingy's, you can teleport.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

With these shoes, Thingy will be the real Thingy again, baby.

[Penny] Okay.

[gasps]

Hmm?

Who gave you brats a break?

I'm afraid that's not going to happen, Thingy.

You know, I really used to love your show.

But now I see why you got canceled.

You're insane.

Well, let me introduce you to the cast of my new show.

Attack!

[screams]

[gasps]

Here, Penny, put these on.

-What do these do? -Just click your heels, Dorothy.

Ooh. Mmm.

Whoa!

[yelps]

[laughs]

Yo, yo, holla, yo, yo, yo.

-Holla. -[yelps, grunts]

Yo.

-[Penny] Oh, sorry. -[groans]

Hold it, not-so-Pretty-Peggy. [echoes] Put the baby down.

I've got you surrounded. Don't make me do it.

[Pretty Peggy screams]

[burps]

What?

[grunting]

[groaning]

[screams] No, no!

Why don't you pick on someone your equal, Thingy?

There is no one my equal!

Catch!

Now you see me. Now you don't! Yoo-hoo!

-[grunts] -Let's see if you can take a punch.

[grunts]

[Thingy yells]

[grunting]

I'll take that.

[vocalizing]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

-[bell dinging] -Three seconds!

A new world record!

[grunting, straining]

-[screams] -[laughs]

[laughs]

[yelping]

-Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. -[shoes squeaking]

It's time for you to access all your power, BeBe.

Focus like we do in class.

[screaming]

-Ooh! -[yelps]

[laughing]

[Javier yelps]

Hmm?

Hmm?

Oh, you want some?

Hmph.

Ooh! [groaning]

Wait! How are you doing this? Put me down, you little brat!

[screams]

I'm sorry for calling you a brat!

My shoes!

You'll pay for this! No! Don't do it! Please!

[screams]

[screams]

-[all yelping] -Yo, yo, yo.

BeBe, that was amazing!

Are you okay, Penny?

Yes, I'm okay, thanks to you.

How did you do that?

What you saw is only a small sample of the power

that BeBe possesses, that all these children possess.

[Michael] Not just the children.

I saw you go after Miss Thingy.

A gifted teacher running a school for gifted toddlers.

Exactly.

Look, I appreciate what you two have done.

Without you, we'd still be under Thingy's control.

But now that presents me with another problem.

Let me guess, this is all supposed to be a secret?

It is.

Well, you can depend on me and Michael.

-We won't tell anyone, will we? -Not a soul.

The only person I talk to is Penny.

Whoa. Ooh, I feel a little woozy.

Oh, me too.

-[Penny groans] -[Trudy] Penny, honey.

Penny.

-[Trudy] Penny, wake up. -Penny.

-[laughs] -[grunts]

-[groans] -[Trudy] Penny, wake up.

Where's BeBe?

Did you pick him up like we asked?

Uh...

See?

-Well, uh... -[BeBe] Mommy, Daddy!

Yeah, yeah, there he is!

What are you sitting around for, Penny?

You better get in there and fix dinner.

She's done enough for today, Oscar.

I'll fix dinner. You look tired, Penny.

Why don't you go upstairs and get some rest?

Thank you, Mama.

You're too soft on that girl, Trudy.

Don't be surprised if she run away again.

Who you calling soft? Mr. Look-At-Volume-25?

[Oscar] Come on, Trudy. I was just helping her with her education.

Hmm?

[Penny] What?

[? theme music playing]

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