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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,680 Oh, no! 2 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,400 Stay back! S-s-stay back! 3 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,960 S-s-s-s-stay back I say! 4 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,200 No! Oh, please. Please, I beg you, leave me! 5 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,040 Leave me! 6 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,600 Leave-- leave me alone! 7 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,680 {\an8}Oh, oh! 8 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,920 {\an8}Oh. Oh. 9 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,840 {\an8}Oh, Frank please. 10 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,600 {\an8}Can you turn it down? I can't hear myself think. 11 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,560 This is research for out next client. 12 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:16,000 Her father is a very famous film director. Reynard Lennox. 13 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,240 Surely even you've heard of "The Death Veil"? 14 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,000 Is it a RomCom? 15 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,160 No, it's a horror. 16 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,120 Well, then no. 17 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,600 Reynard Lennox. Famous film director, and nobody told me? 18 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,160 Well, don't get too excited. He's retired. 19 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,560 Bit like you. 20 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,000 I think you'll find I'm resting. 21 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,240 Oh. Is that what you call it? 22 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,360 Excuse me. 23 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,680 Sorry. The door was open. 24 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,800 - Ms. Lennox? - No. Regan Kernow. 25 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,520 I'm here about the receptionist job. 26 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,240 Oh, lovely. Oh, great. Well, come in! 27 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,720 I mean, you have! 28 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,400 Finally. Oh no, no, no. 29 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,000 I'm sorry, I... 30 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,600 What he means is, we've had two no-shows already 31 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,720 so it's really lovely to meet you. 32 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,600 I'm Luella Shakespeare. 33 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,320 And I'm Frank Hathaway. I'm the senior partner. 34 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,960 It's debatable. 35 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,880 And this is Sebastian, our Investigative Assistant. 36 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,360 Executive Investigative Assistant. Hi. 37 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,600 Oh, sorry I'm so late. I missed three buses. 38 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,720 Well, drove straight past me! 39 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,440 They were full of people in horror costumes. 40 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,320 Some big convention in town apparently. 41 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,240 Well, don't worry. You're here now, aren't you? 42 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,320 Do you want to have a seat? Have a tea or a coffee or-- 43 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,560 Could I get a coffee please. Milk, with no sugar. Thank you. 44 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,280 Oh, I hope it's not really cringe, 45 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,000 but I brought these. 46 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,640 I do a bit of baking in my spare time. 47 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,960 How lovely! 48 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,560 "Bait the hook well, this fish will bite." 49 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,080 Do you want to go and put them on a plate 50 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,280 and maybe we'll eat them? 51 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,120 The interview. Shall we do the interview? Yes? 52 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,280 - Yes! Yes! - Great. 53 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,080 Oh, me? So, Miss Kernow, 54 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:55,800 what first attracted you to working at a detective agency? 55 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,840 I find what you do so fascinating. 56 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,880 It must be so exciting catching criminals, 57 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,520 finding missing people. 58 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,160 You must be so clever. 59 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,400 - I have my moments. - I have more. 60 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,640 The thing is, your role would actually be more admin-based. 61 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,040 Oh, I know that. 62 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,520 I've got lots of office experience, 63 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,320 and I'm very computer literate. 64 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,800 That's great. That is great. 65 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,800 Do you bake much? 66 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,520 - Is that a requirement? - Absolutely. 67 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,600 Yeah, it actually might be. 68 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,480 You know, if we were going undercover as chefs. 69 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,960 Yes, or like in a bakery. 70 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,560 Imogen Lennox to see you both. 71 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,640 Oh! 72 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,440 Quick! Quick! 73 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,920 Frank. 74 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,440 Thank you. I know it sounds extraordinary, 75 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,600 but I'm convinced someone is literally trying 76 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,960 to scare him to death. 77 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,480 Wow! And do all these visions have like 78 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,880 references to his films? 79 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,520 And there were no other witnesses apart from Reynard? 80 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,320 Yes, but it's not dementia. 81 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,360 He's sharp as a pin. 82 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,360 And when did he have his first encounter? 83 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,920 About three weeks ago. 84 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,800 Could it be someone with a grudge? 85 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,680 Well, there'd be no shortage of candidates. 86 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,840 Father made a lot of enemies back in the day. 87 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:20,160 He had a reputation for bullying actors, crew. 88 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,960 Portia Frost? 89 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,840 Ooh, she's on at the RSC now. 90 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,040 It's his ex-wife. She wrote a memoir. 91 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,560 Wasn't very nice. 92 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,240 You read a book? 93 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,080 No. It was in the tabloids. 94 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,000 She made her name in Reynard's 95 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,800 "Nunsploitation" movies back in the '80s. 96 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,560 I read it. She was traumatised by working with him. 97 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,320 Especially on that last film they did together. 98 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,080 "The Death Veil". 99 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,600 Apparently the horror scenes were 100 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,960 "highly disturbing" to film. 101 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,000 But you know what actors are like. 102 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,880 She was probably just being dramatic. 103 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,920 Well, I'm sure he was no angel. 104 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,040 But other directors have been accused of far worse. 105 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,880 Sorry, is Portia your step-mum? 106 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,600 Never even met her. 107 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,520 She was father's second wife. And my mother was number three. 108 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,080 So, why do you think this is all started now. 109 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,920 after all these years? 110 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,520 I wonder if it's because of the convention. 111 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,320 Father's coming out of retirement 112 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,360 for a retrospective of his work, starting today. 113 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,360 Yeah, I know, yeah. Sold out. 114 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,880 Well, anyway, listen. 115 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,360 We can put some spy cameras up at your house. 116 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,400 Yeah, and where do you think your dad will be right now? 117 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,520 Because we need to speak to him. 118 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,080 He's at the convention. 119 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,720 Would you like to meet him there or back at the house? 120 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,000 Oh at the Convention! Definitely. 121 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,680 Yeah, the convention. Because, it's... 122 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,120 For research purposes, obviously. 123 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,200 Okay. Well I'll see you there. 124 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,720 Thank you. 125 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,800 Oh, thank you. Take care. 126 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,360 Thank you. Thanks. See you there. 127 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,280 For research purposes. 128 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,400 - What? - You are such a geek. 129 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,760 I am not a geek. 130 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,640 Reynard Lennox's movies are cult classics. 131 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:02,280 Hey, Regan. Sorry. We're just about to dash out. But... 132 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,840 We'd like to offer you a week's trial. 133 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,520 - Yes. - Under my expert tutelage. 134 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,760 How does that sound? 135 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,320 - That'd be amazing. Thank you! - Great! 136 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,840 Lesson one-- telephonic diction. 137 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,400 Have you ever been to a horror convention? 138 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,600 Um, let me think. No. Why would I? 139 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,040 Ah you're gonna love it. 140 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,560 What was that? 141 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:05,880 I've always said that horror is in the blood. 142 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,160 Even my ancestral home was the site of one 143 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,800 of the bloodiest battles in the English Civil War. 144 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,840 Coincidence? 145 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,960 I'll let you be the judge of that! 146 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,000 Gorewood. 147 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,680 Where "The Death Veil" was filmed of course. 148 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,840 As it might be again soon. 149 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,400 Oh, did I say that? No, I... 150 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,040 I couldn't possibly comment. 151 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:35,320 Although, if you're all still here on the final day, 152 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,800 you may very well hear a very interesting piece of news. 153 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,880 But as I was saying, it's in the blood. 154 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,840 Even neurobiologists believe 155 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,680 that psychopathy can be hereditary, passed down 156 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,440 from father to son. 157 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,480 It's why I had a daughter. 158 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,320 I strangled the boys. 159 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,200 I'm not joking! 160 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,080 That's a bit dark, isn't it? 161 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,040 Yes, well, unfortunately, 162 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:11,520 we have run over our allotted time. 163 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,200 For now. 164 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,480 But Reynard will return tomorrow for the screening. 165 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,520 And prior to that, we have an exciting monster-making demo 166 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,920 from James Colvy. 167 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,600 James? 168 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,280 Would you care to give us a preview? 169 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,320 Thank you, Mandir. 170 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,040 First, I'd like to say what a massive honour it is 171 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,800 to be on the same stage as Reynard Lennox. 172 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,200 And what can you tell us about the demo? 173 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,640 Well, we will be looking at the evolution of effects 174 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,640 all the way from back in the '80s 175 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,920 to what we can achieve now in just a fraction of the time. 176 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,520 And that's tomorrow at 12:00 p.m. 177 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,680 Perhaps we can even entice Reynard to join. 178 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,440 In the meantime, our thanks to the master. 179 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,880 My pleasure, my pleasure. 180 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,960 Thank you. 181 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:20,440 - Long time. - Yes. Not long enough. 182 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,080 Still using my name to peddle your other 183 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,200 "lesser known" artists I see? 184 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,680 This whole event is about you. 185 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,640 My God, you haven't changed at all, have you? 186 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,680 And I won't be appearing on any panels with him! 187 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,960 - Father? - The feeling is mutual. 188 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,880 What's going on? 189 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,680 Um, these are the people we discussed. 190 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,320 Mr. Hathaway and Ms. Shakespeare. 191 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,040 I need a drink. Shall we go? 192 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,800 It's a great pleasure to meet you. 193 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,480 - I'm a massive fan. - No, he really is. 194 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,080 He's not exaggerating. 195 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,320 I love all your films. 196 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,360 He loves your work. 197 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,680 Imogen's been telling us about these "visitations". 198 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,880 Any idea who's behind them? 199 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,320 If they're even real. 200 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,600 You didn't imagine them. 201 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,680 He was genuinely terrified. 202 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,400 I could put together a list of potential suspects, 203 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,680 if it would help. 204 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,880 Yeah, that would be great. 205 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:33,320 I want to have a word with you. What was that smug remark about 206 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,000 "The Death Veil"? 207 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,600 We're in discussions regarding a remake. 208 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,040 - Who's directing? - Father. 209 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,240 Why wasn't I informed? 210 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:48,240 Just like old times. The same quarrels, bitching. 211 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,040 That's how to make an entrance. 212 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:56,600 Portia! Darling! You look ravishing! 213 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,680 You don't. You've shrivelled. 214 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,320 Oh. 215 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,080 It must be the guilt withering you. 216 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,920 Mandir? 217 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,600 Why did you change tomorrow's schedule? 218 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,160 My Q&A has been moved to accommodate 219 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,400 a screening of his ghastly film. 220 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,920 You didn't say that when you saw the grosses. 221 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,080 I didn't make a penny from that God forsaken movie. 222 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,120 Uh, it's a classic. 223 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,720 - Well? - Well... 224 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,960 he's the bigger ticket. 225 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,920 Whatever. Anyway, I'm at the RSC now, 226 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,760 so I don't need these tawdry pantomimes anymore! 227 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,440 Portia, wait. 228 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,640 Perhaps we can work something out. Please. 229 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,240 This is what it was like every day on set. 230 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,440 Ignore them. This event is about you, not them. 231 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,520 Hear hear! 232 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,400 - Can we go now, please? - Yeah. 233 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,560 Okay. Well, shall we see you at the house? 234 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,680 We need to get Sebastian to look into Mandir. 235 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,760 Mm. 236 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,960 Portia's a diva, isn't she? 237 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,040 Isn't she just. 238 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,800 I should be more like that. 239 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,280 Nah. Please don't. 240 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,560 - Nice and evenly. - Okay. 241 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,520 So Frank was in the police before setting up the agency? 242 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,400 - Detective Inspector. - Was Lu a cop, as well? 243 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,160 - A hairdresser. - That's random. 244 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,600 They make a surprisingly effective team. 245 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,920 Just watch your lines of symmetry 246 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,320 Never a dull moment. 247 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,880 It's Lu. Her ears must be burning. 248 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,000 "Look into Mandir Choudhury, convention organiser". 249 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,440 This brings us very neatly to our next lesson, 250 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,480 background checks. 251 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,040 We'll let biscuit arranging bed in. 252 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,120 What are they like as bosses, though? 253 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,560 They are fair. 254 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,160 And they reward hard work. 255 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,360 As I'm sure you will soon discover. 256 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,360 Frank's funny. 257 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,960 Hm. Don't be fooled. 258 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,120 He's a lot sharper than he looks. 259 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:20,080 It must cost you a fortune to run this place. 260 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,080 Most of the rooms are empty. I live here alone. 261 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,400 Oh, so you don't live here? 262 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,560 I did offer to move in, temporarily. 263 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,160 I don't need baby sitting! 264 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,560 I haven't lived at Gorewood since I was a toddler. 265 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,800 Packed off to boarding school. 266 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,640 And after that, film school. 267 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,760 She's a decent filmmaker in her own right. 268 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,920 Must be all that "reflected glory"! 269 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,320 And she teaches. Oh! My magnum opus. 270 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,640 Filmed here. Saved us a pretty penny! 271 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,600 But if you'll excuse me, 272 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:56,040 I have a speech to prepare for the screening tomorrow. 273 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,040 Mr. Hathaway. 274 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,200 You should be resting, father! 275 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,280 I better make tracks myself. 276 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,000 Is there anything else you need? 277 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,000 No, just the list. 278 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,360 Yeah, and, um, thank you. 279 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,280 We both feel so much better having you around. 280 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,920 Aw. 281 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,160 Well, we'll be in touch. 282 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,280 Won't we, Frank? 283 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,360 Lovely. Thanks. 284 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,400 Ah, there you go. 285 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,880 Come on, give us a hand. Go on, pull. 286 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,200 - I am pulling! - Oh! 287 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,000 Ow! 288 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,720 Have you finished fitting those cameras yet? 289 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,800 Just the last one to go. 290 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,760 Okay, well, hurry up, cos this place gives me the creeps. 291 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,760 - Aaah! - Aah! What?! 292 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,960 - You scare easy. - Stop it! 293 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,720 Ooh. 294 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,960 Why, sir, I'm going to have to get you! 295 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,160 Aaah! 296 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,520 Yes! Did you see your face? 297 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,640 I nearly had heart attack! 298 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,240 Actually can we get of here then? 299 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,160 I've had enough of the haunted mansion for one day. 300 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,880 Oh, hey, Regan. How's it going today? 301 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,960 Yeah, great. 302 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,640 How's it going? 303 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,720 Oh, we're working hard, but she's a quick learner. 304 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,160 She's very bright. 305 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,760 Regan? 306 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,480 Want to talk us through that background check 307 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,680 you did on Mandir? 308 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,760 - Coming. - Thanks. 309 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,760 No, no, no. You do the honours. 310 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,440 Okay. Um, well, he's like the Invisible Man. 311 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,760 No socials. But according to interviews 312 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,320 with Portia, he was Reynard's 313 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,280 script-writer and creative consultant. 314 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,320 But when you go through the actual credits, 315 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,920 it's like he's been erased. 316 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,600 Plenty of reason for bad blood then. 317 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,040 So I joined a horror fan community, 318 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,720 and they pointed me towards this interview that 319 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,200 Mandir gave to a fanzine called Gorelore 320 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,280 where he absolutely trashes Reynard. 321 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,400 He claims that he stole his work, bullied him. 322 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,080 And then recently, Reynard asked him to catalogue an archive 323 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,520 of props from the films. 324 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,200 And they've become a goldmine apparently. 325 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,040 Highly collectable. 326 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,880 Well, Reynard accused him of not returning some of them. 327 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,320 So Mandir was livid. 328 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,120 Really? Enough to want revenge? 329 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,320 I'll try to find out more tomorrow. 330 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,440 I was thinking I could go to the convention. 331 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,960 That's a great idea, yeah. 332 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,800 Well done. 333 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,960 We'll make a detective of you yet. 334 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,440 And now on two, the first in our horror 335 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:18,680 double bill-- Reynard Lennox's acclaimed "The Death Veil". 336 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:02,200 Ahhh! Leave me alone. Leave me alone! 337 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,640 Imogen, I'm so sorry. 338 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,600 Is there anything we can do? 339 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,400 Just catch whoever did this. 340 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,720 Well, that's down to the police now. 341 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,160 But you've had a head start. 342 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,720 I want every angle covered. 343 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,840 Just do whatever you can to help them, okay? 344 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,880 - Of course. - Of course. 345 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,880 Was it you that found him? 346 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,400 It was a groundsman. He spotted the break-in first thing. 347 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,760 I drove here. 348 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,480 He was in bed, stabbed through the heart. 349 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,200 I'll have to call you back. What are you two doing here? 350 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,120 This is a crime scene. You need to get back. 351 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,760 He was our client. We've got every right to be here. 352 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,040 That's a Baselard dagger. 353 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,320 Like the one in "The Death Veil". 354 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,000 I don't believe this. What are you waiting for!? 355 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,080 Preserve the scene. 356 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,120 No press! No cameras! 357 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,480 Back! 358 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,080 Cameras. The spy cameras. 359 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,680 We need to check the footage. 360 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,760 I'll get Sebastian to start downloading it. 361 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,960 Shakespeare and Hathaway Private Investigators. 362 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,160 Hiya, Regan. It's Frank. Is Seb there? 363 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,080 No, he's just nipped out to get some fangs. 364 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,520 - As you do. - He told me about Reynard. 365 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,400 - Poor guy. - Yeah. 366 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,160 That's why I'm calling. I've got a very important job for you. 367 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,000 Yeah, I cannot wait to see Keeler's face-- Hi-- when we solve this crime. 368 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,400 Yeah, he'll go ballistic! Come on, Kernow. 369 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,760 What have you got for us? 370 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,560 I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. 371 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,720 One minute it was downloading and then the computer crashed. 372 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,240 But I logged back onto the website, 373 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,840 but the footage wasn't there anymore, 374 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,520 - and it's not in the cloud. - We need that evidence. 375 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,840 - A man's dead! - Alright, Frank. Calm down. 376 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,440 I'm sorry. I did exactly what you said. 377 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,320 Don't worry. Honestly. Spider will fix it. 378 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,400 Frank. Frank?! 379 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,920 - D'you want me to go? - No. 380 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,360 I'm not gonna get the job now am I? 381 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,600 Come in. 382 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:24,440 Ahh. 383 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,800 Zat was a nice nap. 384 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,440 But now I feel a little peckish. 385 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,440 Fancy a quick bite? 386 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,840 - That's so good. - Excuse me. 387 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,200 Did I miss something? 388 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,720 Just Frank being Frank. You look amazing. 389 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,640 Oh. 390 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,680 Should you be out in the daylight? 391 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,800 Oh, I'm wearing factor 50. 392 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,880 Oh, well. 393 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,920 Are you okay? 394 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,360 - Thank you. - Here you go. 395 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,480 It's not your fault, you know. That laptop was ancient. 396 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,320 If anyone can recover the footage, it's Spider. 397 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,040 Who is this "Spider man"? 398 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,560 Because if it's Tom Holland, I really wanna meet him. 399 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,640 Yeah, me too! No, he's not-- he's not quite. 400 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,520 He's our-- He's our tech whizz. 401 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,960 Lives on the web, hence the name. 402 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,640 Well, I hope he's as good as you say. 403 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,440 Because I really like working here, 404 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,800 - and now Frank hates me. - No, he doesn't. 405 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,840 He just flies off the handle sometimes. 406 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,080 - Oh. - Thank you. 407 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,040 Yeah, we had a huge blowout actually, a couple of years ago. 408 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,440 Ended the partnership over it. 409 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,520 Why? What happened? 410 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,600 He, um... 411 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,680 He lost some really expensive tech equipment, 412 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,760 and then he blamed... 413 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,840 ...someone who really didn't deserve it. 414 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,200 And then it turned out he had it all along, so... 415 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,920 - Really? - Yeah. 416 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,640 Everyone can make mistakes-- even Frank, 417 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,400 who thinks he's perfect 418 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,680 I, uh, think I speak for all my fellow podcasters 419 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,520 when I express my sincere condolences. 420 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,080 Thank you. 421 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,600 He was a controversial figure though, wasn't he? 422 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,760 I read your Gorelore interview. 423 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:36,040 Why couldn't he have just given you the credit you deserved? 424 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,400 Because things were different then. 425 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,280 I never even had a contract. 426 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,760 But he was your friend, wasn't he? 427 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,000 So I thought. 428 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,200 I idolised him. Assumed he'd look after me. 429 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,640 And he gets all the acclaim, all the money. 430 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,960 But still you went back and worked for him again. 431 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,480 Why? 432 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,280 I thought he was trying to rebuild the relationship. 433 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,560 And then he goes and accuses you of stealing. 434 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,760 A blow upon a bruise. 435 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:12,200 Yes, you had a row yesterday, didn't you-- after the panel? 436 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,400 Yes, he's remaking the film. Without even consulting me. 437 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,000 Well, no wonder you were furious. 438 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,440 It's like history repeating. 439 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,840 How do you know we'd had an argument? 440 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,840 Uh... 441 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,000 This isn't about any fun podcast. 442 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,000 - You're a journalist! - No. Actually-- 443 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,080 Think you can make a fool out of me? 444 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,680 Get out! Before I have you thrown out! 445 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,920 Um... 446 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,120 Ah, the wanderer returns. 447 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,600 Did you find Spider? 448 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,680 Yeah. He's working on it. 449 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,600 What? 450 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,000 Listen, it wasn't your fault, Regan. 451 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,680 Uh, I'm sorry. 452 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,640 - Any messages? - Got an e-mail from Imogen. 453 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,720 A list of Reynard's potential enemies. 454 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,720 What about that fellow-- 455 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,720 the one that Reynard was rude to on stage? 456 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,480 - James... - Colvy! James Colvy. 457 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,600 - He's not on there. - He's not, no. 458 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,000 Do you want to look into him? See what you can find out? 459 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,680 I think he's gonna be at the convention. 460 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,920 Thanks. 461 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,160 Uh, no, darling! No voucher, no selfie. 462 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,720 - Capiche? - Capiche. Thank you. 463 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,600 Oh! Suits you. 464 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,880 I'm a huge fan, 465 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,120 - especially of your earlier work. - Oh. 466 00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:00,440 Reynard's death is such a great blow. 467 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,040 - How are you holding up? - Oh. 468 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:08,160 Words can't adequately express how I feel. 469 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,000 I think you're a trooper, if I may say so, 470 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,040 - for even showing up today. - Oh, well, 471 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:18,160 being with the general public brings me... so much joy. 472 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,080 I can tell. 473 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:25,080 I wore this as a small personal tribute to him. 474 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,560 Well, where-- wherever he is now, 475 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,720 I'm sure he'd be really thrilled. 476 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,720 - Next! - Oh, uh, no. Sorry, sorry. Wait. 477 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,080 Um, I have a horror podcast, 478 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,040 and I was wondering if you might be available to be interviewed? 479 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:44,040 I have a rate card for interviews. 480 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,280 I don't think you could afford me. 481 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,800 No, of course. 482 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,040 It's only that this would be just for the fans, 483 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,080 those of us who have stood by you through all the years, 484 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,960 the ups, and the downs. 485 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,480 Goodness knows there have been... quite a lot of those. 486 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,040 I don't... 487 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,000 It would only take a minute. Please? 488 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,520 I'm-- I'm sorry, darling. Not-- Not now. 489 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,200 Well, well. 490 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,680 Hello? Yes. Uh, uh... Oh. Where are you? 491 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,480 Look up. 492 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,080 - Aha. - I'll swoop down to you! 493 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,160 - That was quick. - He flew. 494 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,600 You bitten anyone nice lately? 495 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:14,240 Hm, no. But I have caught a cougar. 496 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,440 - Or spycam has. - That's James Colvy. 497 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,640 Hm. It looked like they were having a lovers' tiff. 498 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,400 Really...? 499 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,280 Well, Regan found out 500 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,920 that he served 19 months for theft. 501 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,520 - Where is he now? - Could be anywhere. 502 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,680 Let's split up and find him. 503 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,200 Oh! Found him. 504 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,920 {\an8}Oh! Hello. 505 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,320 Mr. Colvy? 506 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,120 Workshop starts at 12:00. 507 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,040 Yeah, we know. We're, um-- 508 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,520 We're actually private investigators, 509 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,040 and we wondered if we could talk to you 510 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,360 about the murder of Reynard Lennox. 511 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,440 Really? 512 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,880 I don't think I can be of much help. 513 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,840 Uh, is there anything you can you tell us 514 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,480 about your relationship with Reynard? 515 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,120 - I didn't have one. - But your girlfriend did, 516 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,880 didn't she-- Portia Frost? 517 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,320 - What? - Is that why he was having a go at you yesterday, hey? 518 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,000 - Did he find out? Hmm? - Hmm? 519 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,080 Portia's my mother! 520 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,120 I only said it looked like they were together. 521 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,240 Sorry. 522 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,720 So, does that mean Reynard's your dad? 523 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,200 He's my ex step-father. 524 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,280 I hadn't seen him for decades until yesterday. 525 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,160 Look, I was sorry to hear what happened, 526 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,240 but we never got on. 527 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,240 He also treated my mother very badly. 528 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,600 I read her memoir, and she never mentions a son. 529 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,680 Thanks for reminding me. 530 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,560 Sorry. 531 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,040 Let's just say having an illegitimate child wasn't good 532 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,840 for her "image" back then. 533 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,920 That must have been very difficult for you. 534 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,080 It's also not common knowledge, 535 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,160 and I'd prefer to keep it that way. 536 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,880 Look, I know Portia could be difficult... 537 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,120 but she's my mother... 538 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,200 and I love her. 539 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,640 Now, if you don't mind? 540 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,600 Well, that was unexpected. 541 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,480 Yeah. D'you think Mandir knew? 542 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,280 Maybe that's why he got James up on stage, 543 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,720 just to stir things up? 544 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,240 There's only one way to find out. 545 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,520 Plus, we need to ask him about that dagger, 546 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,280 and if he's been stealing props. 547 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,760 I'd tread carefully. 548 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,840 Mandir has definite anger management issues. 549 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,200 Really? 550 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,280 Oh. 551 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,440 It's Spider. Oh. [ Chuckles ] Spider. 552 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,160 Hello. 553 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,040 Please tell me it's good news. 554 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,160 - You've got to be kidding me. - Joe... 555 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,960 - I told you to back off. - No, wait, please. 556 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,040 You need to see this. 557 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,880 Surveillance footage of Gorewood House last night. 558 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,360 That's Portia Frost. 559 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,560 Scramble the team. Meet me at the RSC. 560 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,360 She's not there. She's at the Horror-Upon-Avon convention. 561 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,160 Send me that footage. 562 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,840 "Thanks, guys." "No, pleasure, anytime." 563 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,040 "No, I really-- I couldn't do it without you." 564 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,160 {\an8}The actress Portia Frost has been arrested 565 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,440 {\an8}on suspicion of the murder of her former husband, 566 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,840 {\an8}-the film director, Reynard Lennox. - I'm innocent, you imbeciles! 567 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,400 {\an8}Oh, look. She's made the news! 568 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,840 {\an8}Look at those earrings. Love them. 569 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,880 {\an8}I'll prove it! I'll sue the lot of you! 570 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,480 She was arrested yesterday... - Still looks great. 571 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,320 {\an8}Hardly her most convincing performance. 572 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,160 {\an8}- Look at Keeler. - I'd have taken that down a notch. 573 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,680 {\an8}Keeler's like a block of wood. 574 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,000 {\an8}- Keeler looks chuffed. - Keeler's famous. 575 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,800 {\an8}...confirming the actress has now been formally charged. 576 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,480 {\an8}Fortunately I was able to find new evidence 577 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,960 {\an8}which led to the arrest. 578 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,800 {\an8}Um, Portia Frost will be remanded in custody 579 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,080 {\an8}pending a court hearing. 580 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,920 {\an8}My thoughts and prayers are with the Lennox family. 581 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,760 {\an8}And, um, that's all for now. Thank you. 582 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,960 Yeah, okay. Don't thank us for your new evidence, will ya! 583 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,480 Poor Imogen, though. 584 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,800 It must be hard, mustn't it, that all over the media. 585 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,440 I hope she's okay. 586 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,120 They're holding a memorial for Reynard 587 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,640 at the convention this afternoon. 588 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,080 It was on their socials. 589 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,920 But Imogen's saying a few words, apparently. 590 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,760 We should go, shouldn't we? 591 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,600 We could have lunch on the way. 592 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,440 Hm? 593 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,280 Frank? Did you hear that, memorial? 594 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,800 - Are you alright? - Sorry. Just... 595 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,320 Something doesn't feel right. 596 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,120 Well, you can't argue with your own cameras, can you? 597 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,800 Come on. Let's go and get some lunch. 598 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,600 We can celebrate you closing your first case. 599 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,560 So, what's our next case then? 600 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,200 Um, well, we've got that workplace comp claim. 601 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,000 Mm. 602 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,480 Your lunch is going to get cold, Frank. 603 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,360 - What are you watching? - The surveillance footage. 604 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,560 Still? 605 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,720 I think my eyes were bigger than my belly. 606 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,120 Does anyone else want a bit of quiche? 607 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,200 Oh, no, thank you. 608 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,920 Oh, go on then. Cut me a little slice. 609 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,480 Just a little one. 610 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,440 That's it! Look. The knife's in the wrong hand. 611 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,920 In the film, Portia has the knife in her left hand. 612 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,280 Probably 'cos she's left handed. - Yeah. But in our footage... 613 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,480 ...the killer has the knife in the right hand. 614 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,160 It's not her. 615 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,880 Thanks. 616 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,120 Oh. Wasn't expecting to see you. 617 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,440 We never picked up our cameras. 618 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,960 Of course. 619 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,040 Come in. 620 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,760 Ohh. Having a bit of a sort out, are we? 621 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,520 Props we lent to the convention. 622 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,800 Anything we don't need for filming 623 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,960 can go back in the attic. 624 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,080 - Filming? - Yes. 625 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,080 The remake of "The Death Veil" that Father mentioned? It's going ahead. 626 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,360 Oh, I thought you'd already remade that 627 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,000 a couple of nights ago... 628 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,080 when you murdered your dad. 629 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,920 What? 630 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,720 Yeah, we met Portia's son, James Colvy. 631 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,080 Ring any bells? 632 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,560 - No. - Ah well, Reynard told us 633 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,480 that you were a filmmaker and a teacher. 634 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,480 And then we found out about you actually taught at the prison. 635 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,120 HMP Corliss. 636 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,480 That's where you met James. 637 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,160 He did his time there. 638 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:53,960 Did he? 639 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,160 D'you have any idea how many prisoners I've taught? 640 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,320 Let's see if I can jog your memory. 641 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,400 Amazing what you can find online. 642 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,120 Ah, yeah, there we go. Your "star pupil." 643 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,000 He was a makeup and prosthetics artist. 644 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,040 I found a plaster cast head 645 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,560 and some special effects equipment here the other day. 646 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,040 A latex mask for you to wear... 647 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,600 so you could look like Portia. 648 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,400 You used us to capture it on film, 649 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,040 like the great director. 650 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,200 You made a little mistake, didn't you? 651 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,200 Portia's left-handed. 652 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,640 Whereas you, if I'm not mistaken, are right-handed. 653 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,240 You terrorised your dad 654 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,400 just so you could bring us here, and then frame Portia. 655 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,480 It was no more than he deserved. 656 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,480 He never loved me. 657 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,240 He couldn't wait to send me off back to boarding school, 658 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,760 get back to the two things he loved-- 659 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,840 making films and chasing women. 660 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,800 - What's going on? - They know. 661 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,160 But why kill him? Why now? 662 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,240 Because he betrayed me. 663 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,680 He lied to me. 664 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,960 I looked after him, 665 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,280 when his health was declining, when he was alone. 666 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,360 I'd almost started to forgive. 667 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,640 And then he... 668 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,160 He promised Imogen she could direct his new film. 669 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,680 Then he changed his mind. 670 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,760 He wasn't even going to tell me. 671 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,600 I found an e-mail to the backers. 672 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,240 He was going to announce it on the last day of the convention. 673 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,920 He promised me that film. 674 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,760 And I deserved it. 675 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,840 It was my birthright. 676 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,320 That's when I knew what had to be done. 677 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,680 And you never loved your mother, did you? 678 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,040 She tried to erase me from her life. 679 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,880 I mean nothing to her. 680 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,240 And then when Imogen and I met, 681 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,680 it was like the universe was showing us the way. 682 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,120 Together, we could punish them both... 683 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,920 ...and get everything. 684 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,600 We've all played our part in this. 685 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,880 Even you. 686 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,200 And now it's such a terrible shame, 687 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,040 but it seems your time has come, too. 688 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,440 Run. Run. 689 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,720 Let's finish this, together. 690 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,040 Coming! Ready or not! 691 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,920 We shouldn't have gone up. 692 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,720 What choice did we have? 693 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,120 Oh. 694 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,360 Um, I can't find my torch. 695 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,680 Okay. 696 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,000 Aah! 697 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,280 No. Locked. 698 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,480 What now? 699 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,560 I've got an idea. 700 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,920 Please! You don't have to do this! 701 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,840 We won't tell the police! Honest! 702 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,560 Aah! 703 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,960 - We'll take these, thank you. - Yes. Thank you very much. 704 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,920 This is all your fault. 705 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,560 Why didn't you tell me your mother was left handed?! 706 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,640 You never asked! 707 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,560 So let me get this straight. 708 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,560 You made a "citizen's arrest" 709 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,920 with a baseball bat and a hammer? 710 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,120 They were trying to kill us. 711 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,160 And now you're telling me it was those two that murdered Lennox? 712 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,280 - Yes. - I wouldn't like to be in your facial hair 713 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,520 when you have to tell the Super you arrested the wrong person-- 714 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,720 especially a big celebrity. 715 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,520 Except that was your fault. 716 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,400 'Cos you two gave me the evidence. 717 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,840 Hm... I don't-- No. No, I don't think so. 718 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,800 I don't remember you mentioning that on telly. 719 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,680 No. 720 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,240 - Pub? - Yeah! 721 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,400 - Not you, obviously. - No. 722 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,640 What tripped them up then? 723 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,880 Ahh, watch and learn. 724 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,400 Yeah, I scattered them on the floor. 725 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,240 Ew. Gross. 726 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,480 "Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps." 727 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,800 Yes, darlings! 728 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,240 'Tis I! 729 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,440 Fear not. The show will go on! 730 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,800 As far as the Arden Police go, 731 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,480 I shall be suing them for wrongful arrest, 732 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,320 defamation of character, and-- ohh-- 733 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,160 and emotional distress. 734 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,000 As for that detective thing, uh... 735 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,840 Keeler! DS-- DS Keeler. Yeah. Joe. Big daft tash. 736 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,000 Tall. Lives on the Evesham Road... 737 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,600 Keeler! 738 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,760 By the time I've finished with him, 739 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,600 the only job he'll get 740 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,920 is handing out parking tickets! 741 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,520 Champagne for the company! And it's on me! 742 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,080 I don't think she means us. 743 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,760 Our evidence nearly put her in prison. 744 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,160 Anyway, we've got more important news, haven't we? 745 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,840 Indeed we do. 746 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,800 We would love you to take the job. 747 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,520 That's if Frank hasn't put you off. 748 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,440 Oh, you didn't. And I'd love to accept. Thank you. 749 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,600 - Don't let him boss you around. - Oh, don't worry. 750 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,760 - I'll be keeping an eye on him. - Ohh. 751 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,240 - Good eye- dea. - No need. 752 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,560 She's been a star pupil. 753 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,000 Your round, Mr. Executive. 754 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,240 Me? 755 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,200 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 756 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,080 - Drink up, yes, drink up. - Your drink. 757 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:15,760 See? I said I'd be keeping an eye on you! 758 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,920 Told you. Never a dull moment. 759 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,160 Same again? 760 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,600 Eye'll have the same. 761 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,480 Oh! 762 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,840 You guys. 55462

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