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Oh, they make me come too.

This is just... ...closing out of anything.

It's like keeping me from turning.

So frustrating.

You know what?

I don't have time for this.

Suri, find me a mobile computer repair in my area.

Hello?

Oh, hello.

Um, yeah, I'm...

needing a mobile computer person to come.

I have a computer that's, like, stuck. The screen's, like, frozen, and I can't

get things to, like, log out. It's, like, we're just stuck.

I'm, yeah, I get it. It's cheaper if I come in, but, like, it's kind of

sensitive material, so, like, I'd rather somebody come to me.

I mean, I'm trying to fix it. I keep

trying, but it's not really working.

Do you have anyone to come over, like, today?

Because I really need help, like, right now, because I'm trying to, like, take

my computer and go all out of town, and I need to fix this.

Yeah.

I don't, okay, it's okay if it's extra.

Yeah, if you could just send somebody.

Yeah, you got my phone number?

Yeah, Peyton, Hal, yeah.

Yeah, I brought some, I had, I think I've had someone come home before.

Okay.

So, what time can they come?

Like, two?

Okay.

Um, yeah, that's okay.

Okay. Alright.

Okay, bye.

You can come in. You're kind of late.

Sorry, I have a Prius and it's terribly slow.

Come on in. I've been waiting for you. Okay. Sorry about that.

Okay.

It's just, I'm here.

Okay. Like, I can do nothing to, like, log out.

Alright, let's have a look-see here. Yeah.

It's just like frozen.

Like, the commuter's like frozen.

This is, uh, I mean, I can move the mouse around.

Is it, um, wait, is that you?

Yeah.

Also, I called for the mobile service because I obviously can do it. I can't

bring this to a place, you know.

Yeah. So, okay.

But you can fix this, right?

I'm sure we can figure it out. Yeah, I can try this. Like, you're not offended,

right? I mean, you.

No.

I deal with this type of thing all the time. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, sorry.

Okay.

Yeah, you can kind of just click on different things. Well, I think there's

something stuck, like, in the setting or something. I don't understand. I don't

know. I went through everything that I knew how to do.

There's a little stuck on certain things.

I can scroll, it looks like. I can, uh... Sorry.

I was just making sure I could click on something. Can you just go in the

settings?

Yeah, let me go. Let me see if I can get it in the settings.

Let's see.

There we go.

Hey, guys. Oh.

Looking for something fun and exciting?

Whoa. Oh,

God.

Sorry about that. Well, I mean... Well, it's just... Yeah, this

just won't go away.

Yeah, it's kind of a problem, but it's kind of stuck on there, but I'm sure we

can figure this out. Let's see.

I'm going to go into the back-end mainframe here, and we're going to

delete some... Record.

But I need to keep my material. Don't, like, screw up anything.

No, of course not. I mean, like, I've called you guys before, but it was a

different guy.

He wasn't as young as you.

He was kind of a fat, nerdy guy. He kind of rebuilt the computer before

the other computer had.

Yeah, he's not to be trusted, honestly.

Okay, well, I think we figured it out. Yeah.

Oh, that's fixed?

I think we're, yeah, we're back to clean now, I think. Oh.

Should be all right. Back on my desktop, so.

Okay. If that happens again, you can always just give us a call.

Okay.

Or you can go into your setting and basically just restart, shut down

your internet browser.

And I'd also recommend.

maybe Vivaldi for a browser or Yeah, I don't know about the the default browser

that came with the peers can get locked up sometimes So that's all it was so

embarrassing you have to have you out with that I could imagine Don't worry.

We see a lot of the wide range of things in my profession

It's great you have, I guess, your popular actress, apparently.

So congratulations to you on that.

Well, I appreciate, like, how much do I owe you?

Typically,

the first, I mean, this was a quick problem.

I mean, $75 for the diagnosis.

And, I mean, I only really did just click a few buttons. So, I mean, about

$100.

Okay, yeah.

I can, like, I have you guys in my van now.

I can, like, send it to you that way.

That works.

That works.

Okay.

Okay,

looks like we got it. All

right. Okay. Thanks so much.

Um, yeah, if I can ever help with anything else, just, just give us a ring

and we'll be glad to assist.

I noticed you have a ring.

I do. I am married.

Yeah.

Like, yeah, it's like you're here and everything.

You fixed it so fast and everything.

You gotta feel that. I'm pretty good at what I do. It's all right. I've seen it

all. Not in person at all.

Not in person now, have you?

Mostly on computers.

Do you want to see it in person?

See you in person?

Yeah, like see me in person.

In person.

I'm married, I don't know.

You still can't do that, right?

You know she'll never fucking know.

You're right down there.

Seems like maybe you need to read my book.

Whoa, can you notice that there?

Interesting. I'll check this out.

You're a little bit of a thigh queen, huh?

I don't know, like a lot of things. You can tell, right? Yeah.

Let me see.

Go for it.

Oh wow, what's that?

You're a little excited already, huh?

I'm kind of good.

Mmm.

I could really get fired for this.

Why would you get fired?

It's not like I'm recording you. Just don't tell them. I'm not recording you.

We were recording, right?

We didn't hear a beat.

We

could

be in that movie some of those days.

I don't know.

You think so?

They cough like that?

My wife has only blown me once.

It's going to be hard to do this without my wife. Oh yeah, this is so cool.

Let's go.

watch a couple of movies.

at this collage

Thank you.

I don't think my wife would let me.

She can't know about this.

But yeah, anytime your computer breaks, let me know.

I could probably get back to where I am.