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Hi, it's Sheila Swanson. I'm so glad you're home.

Well, hi, Sheila. I thought you were in Maui working on your film.

No, that was last month.

I just got in from Skingman Vale.

My, what a charming life we lead.

Oh, my great life is falling apart as we speak.

They audited me.

I really need your help. Can you come right over?

Now, I know you're worried, but don't be.

You know, I'll tell you what. I'll get over there first thing Monday morning.

We'll get right on it.

Yeah, well, I've been in such a whirlwind. They sent me the letter two

months ago. So, you see, I need you to come right over, please.

Okay, okay. I'll tell you what. I'll come over, but let me eat dinner first,

all right?

Don't worry about dinner. I'll fix you dinner. Just come over.

Okay, I'll be right over.

Bye-bye.

Gotta be able to make better than a TV dinner, doesn't she?

I don't know for sure. He's probably working late. He works late a lot.

Maybe he's on a date.

Ha, that's a joke. If you knew Eddie and you're going to meet Eddie, he never

dates. Why not?

Doesn't he like girls?

Sure, he likes girls plenty.

Girls won't go out with him, though. I've tried to set him up, but he always

blows it time and again.

Hmm.

Enough about Eddie.

Let's talk about you.

I'll tell you how beautiful you are.

You know, it's getting late. I think we better call it a night.

You're giving up?

No, I'm not giving up, but maybe on Monday morning I can call the IRS and we

can get them to reschedule the audit. They do that sometimes in special

circumstances. Oh, what if they don't reschedule it? My life is at stake here.

Can't we just do this tomorrow?

Um, no, we can't. I have plans.

What could be more important than this?

What could be more important than this?

How about a computer program designed specifically for accountants to which

I've had a ticket for six weeks and it starts at 2 o'clock tomorrow?

Now, I could probably come over here first.

Let me see. That's 50, 55 minutes from my house to here.

And that would make it about an hour and 15 to an hour and 20 to the seminar

hall.

And that's if there isn't a game at the stadium.

I should have checked on it.

I just don't have enough time. There's no possible way.

Well, you could stay here. We could save on driving time. We could get this whole

mess worked out.

I'd really appreciate it.

But I don't have a toothbrush, and I certainly don't have my

pajamas with me.

Well, I have a spare toothbrush, and you won't be needing any pajamas.

I'll keep you warm.

No.

You want me to kiss first?

This one.

I've never kissed one of these before.

Go ahead.

Kiss it, lick it.

Yeah.

So what am I supposed to do now?

do this every time you want your taxes done.

Because if you do, I will be over every Friday night to get your taxes.

Maxie. Hi.

How are you?

About average.

You forgot to finish scratching off your lottery ticket.

There you are.

Oh, I doubt it. I'm not starting to ever win anything.

You never know.

oh my god

you call again?

Nothing. Just won a million bucks, though.

You won a million dollars? Oh, my God.

We're going to have a party. Are you serious, or is this a joke or something?

Are you serious?

Yep. A million bucks.

What, did you win the lottery or something?

You betcha, baby.

Wow, that's fantastic.

I'm amazed.

You know, now you can have all the things you've always wanted in life. You

can have cars and women and clothes and women, a new apartment. No.

A beach house. A house on the beach. Picture this. A house on the beach with

women in bikinis walking around the beach.

Oh, leave everything up to me. I'll take care of all the details, especially

tonight.

Wow, this is unbelievable.

Amy. Hi, gorgeous.

What are you doing tonight?

Great. What about your roommate?

Well, I have this friend Tracy would like to meet. His name's Eddie.

Yeah, we just won the lottery, and we want you to go out and celebrate with

us.

Great, we'll pick you up at A.

Bye.

Great, it's all set.

Now we've got to spend the rest of the day getting your new look together.

These two stewardesses are really wild, and we've got to make a real good

impression on them.

Yeah, we got to get you together. Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

Got to spend this money.

Nice guy.

I can't wait to meet his friend.

Well, I know one thing for sure. He's got the one quality that matters for me.

Oh, wait. Let me guess.

Money.

Did this guy win?

A million dollars.

Ooh, that's great.

He's young, too, huh?

Uh-huh.

God, most of the millionaires are so old and far from the glory.

I know.

How are you?

Okay, how are you? Fine.

Eddie, this is Tracy.

This is Amy.

Pleased to meet you.

Sit down.

Oh, yeah, okay.

So, Eddie, I heard you come into some good luck.

Yeah, yeah, yes, I guess I am.

But enough about all this lottery business.

I'd like to hear something about your lady.

Well, I'm a stewardess, and I spend some of my free time drawing when I'm not

working.

Yeah, I'd really like to see some of your artwork sometime.

Have some if you want to see some of it now.

Yeah, that'd be great.

So,

how

do you like being a stewardess? Getting played to fly all over the world.

Well, at first I thought it was really exciting.

Now it's just a job.

I just look at it as work.

But I can't wait to travel on my own and buy some of the things I've seen in my

travels.

Come on in here and sit down.

I want to show you something.

Remember what I told you I sketched? Yeah. Here, I'll show you something.

You can tell me what you think.

It's important to me. You've got to keep it very high. All right. Really tell me

what you think about it.

Three years old, this first one here. This is like one of the first ones I

ever did.

It's very pretty. You like it? Yes, you definitely are talented.

It's just like, most of this whole book was done at my uncle's farm.

I like to draw the horses.

You like it? It's very good.

Yes.

Good to draw. It's nice. You can learn a lot from drawing horses. You can learn

from the muscle tone and everything.

Like with you, I'd love to sketch you.

These strong features.

They're really masculine. You really think so? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

You're definitely very masculine.

Hey, I have a great idea.

Eddie and I have been planning a vacation.

How would you girls like to go around the world with us?

Oh, Alex, that sounds great.

Hey, do your clothes come off?

Sure they do.

I think you have one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen.

Oh, no.

Maybe you can draw me. Maybe I'll teach you how.

There's a lot of things I'd like you to teach me.

You know what?

You should take your jacket off and maybe your shirt so I can see. Maybe I

could do a bust sketch of you.

You know, from about the waist up. You sure?

Oh, yeah. I can tell you've got a strong body.

Yeah, I work out all the time. Yeah.

Maybe I'll sketch you later.

You think so?

Yeah, maybe.

Oh,

gods are beautiful.

You're going to get comfortable with me finally, huh?

Why don't you take off some of your clothes now? Yeah.

Are you going to sketch me too?

Sketching is the last thing I got on my mind right now.

God, you're perfect.

We make a good team, huh?

I hope so.

Boy, no one would have guessed under your little suit there, but you've got

the author.

Give you what you want.

Give you what you want.

That's one part of me.

But you know what I really want to be is a great artist.

But I've never been able to afford the art school.

Really? I didn't think art school was all that expensive.

A real art school in Paris.

Oh, Paris.

Now that could cost some real green.

Yes, I've been working and working hard, trying to save my money, but I can never

manage to save enough.

Besides that, I'd have to quit my job and devote all my time to my studies.

Maybe not all my time.

Not all of it, definitely, but most of it.

Have you ever thought of living in Paris?

Can't say as that I have.

Well, what do you say?

I could study my art, and we could be together there.

Real nice.

Real nice.

I thought you liked me.

But now I know what you were really after.

The money.

How did you think that?

That look of dollar signs in your eyes. I've been seeing them in every girl,

everywhere I go the last couple of days.

That was nice, wasn't it?

It was.

Alex, come on, let's go.

But Eddie.

But Eddie, nothing. I'll be waiting for you in the car.

Sorry, honey, I gotta go.

I don't know what got into him.

I guess he's just another eccentric millionaire.

Eddie, how's it going?

Hey, Mark, how you doing? Not bad.

You getting some breakfast?

Yeah. Ready for the big game?

Uh, yeah, actually, I've been looking forward to it all week. Just ever since

this lottery thing started, you know, it's like women are popping out of

everywhere. Here, there, here.

Hi, Eddie. My power went out again next door. Could you possibly help me and fix

it?

Um... I think it's the fuse. You could fix it, couldn't you?

Come on, if it's just a fuse, we got time for the game and the fuse.

Oh, if it's just a fuse? Then why don't you go fix it?

Eat your breakfast. Don't choke. I'll be back.

Okay? Two minutes.

Maybe three.

Maybe ten.

What frickin' year?

Here's your new fuse.

Great. Here's the old one.

It's burned out. So are Eddie and you really friends?

Yeah. Well, we work together at the same office. Yeah, we're good friends.

Oh, so you must have heard about him winning the lottery.

Sure. Did he really win a million dollars?

Sure did.

Wow, what is he going to do with all that money?

Well, he's pretty smart. He's an executive accountant.

I'm sure he'll invest it. But I want to see that he has a lot of fun first. A

lot of fun.

I'd like to have a lot of fun. Yeah? I'll bet you you would.

I should go into the electrical business.

I should have my fuse blow out some more.

Definitely.

I didn't get my breakfast this morning.

Friends aren't my friends anymore.

You know, you know what really drives me crazy, though, is everybody wants

something, but you know the one thing they don't want is me.

Eddie, that is not true.

Oh, but yes it is. If I was to take that stupid little lottery ticket and rip it

in half right now, nobody would give a shit what I had to say anymore.

I would.

You would?

Yes.

I've been in love with you for a long time.

I guess I was just too shy to tell you.

And, well, when you won all the money and in all excitement, I guess I just

forgot to be shy.

Eddie, I like you just the way you are.

I love you.

You know what?

I guess I love you, too.