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‫♪ ♪

‫? What are we doing

‫.lt's Christmastime

‫.WOMAN: Tell me if this stings

‫.Yeah, it stings

‫.Good

‫.Not expired

‫? So, what happened

‫.Same as every day

‫Tomas and his dumbass ‫crew gave me crap

‫'cause I don't know ‫.the language yet

‫.I just hate it here

‫Remember you said the ‫? Same thing in Cairo

‫.And before that, in Athens

‫, Ten bucks says ‫, by next Christmas

‫you and Tomas will ‫.be best friends

‫.Ow. Oh, sorry. That one's deep

‫Ow. Okay, just ‫.hold still, baby

‫.Close your eyes

‫lf you could be

‫anywhere in the world right ‫? Now, where would you want to be

‫.Armenia

‫.I liked Armenia

‫Okay, so

‫picture the mountains ‫.above Jermuk

‫.There's two feet of fresh snow

‫You're skiing from hot spring

‫.to hot spring

‫.There

‫.Done

‫? Better

‫.Yeah

‫.Put on the hat

‫? What

‫? Every year. Why

‫.lt's a Cole family tradition

‫'Cause some memories

‫.are worth holding on to

‫.Aw, you blinked

‫.Gonna try another ‫one We already did

‫.another one

‫Why do we have to ‫? Keep doing this

‫.Cole family tradition

‫Some memories are ‫.worth holding on to

‫I thought the Cole ‫family tradition

‫was a phone call each Christmas ‫.from a different war zone

‫Well

‫this is a year of ‫.new traditions

‫.I'm here

‫.Your mom's engaged

‫You're not sorry you're

‫not celebrating Christmas with ‫? Andrew's parents, are you

‫? Are you kidding

‫They live on a golf ‫.course in San Diego

‫, That's basically, like ‫.a retirement community

‫.Okay, here's the plan

‫We're gonna have a Christmas

‫that makes up for all ‫.the ones that I missed

‫lt's gonna be the ‫.best Christmas ever

‫.You don't have to say that

‫Mom told me to keep ‫.my expectations low

‫So

‫.Okay. Well, I'm doubling down

‫.Best Christmas ever

‫.Hey, buddy. Cool flippers

‫I think Jacques Cousteau's ‫.here to see you

‫.Hey, Sam

‫Are you coming? My dad chucked

‫a bunch of quarters ‫.into the deep end

‫? Dad, can I go swimming already

‫.Yeah, of course

‫.After one more picture

‫.: Here we go

‫.All right

‫.I'm loving it, man

‫, I'm there six weeks

‫and they already put me in ‫.charge of tires and brake pads

‫lt's just a matter of ‫time before they name you

‫.the third Pep Boy

‫OSCAR: Yeah, my ‫parole officer's happy

‫.about it

‫Sam and I will be ‫able to move out

‫.of this place pretty soon

‫Well, you got to make sure ‫.you come say goodbye first

‫.We're gonna miss you guys

‫.Well, it won't be for a while

‫I mean, I got to ‫.save some more money

‫Can't even afford to buy this ‫.guy Christmas gifts right now

‫.(vehicle approaching, hip

‫.Hey, this is a guy from work

‫You mind keeping an ‫? Eye on Sam for me

‫.Yeah, 'course

‫? MURTAUGH: Did you pack

‫How are you getting ‫? To the airport

‫RJ: Uh, I think

‫.there's a bus from ‫downtown .Don't think

‫.And don't take the bus

‫.Take a cab. We'll pay for it

‫.lt's RJ. Look. ‫lt's your mother .Hi

‫.Yup, Dad, we can see him .Yup. ‫Say hi

‫Well, give it to me ‫.when you're done

‫, Yeah. Oh, RJ

‫bring back Costa Rica ‫.T-shirts, please

‫, MURTAUGH: Hey, did you

‫um, print out your ‫? Boarding pass

‫Yeah, yeah. I-I printed my ‫.boarding pass. I'm good

‫.Don't just open up the e-mail

‫You have to print it. He ‫.just said he printed it

‫Okay, and when is ‫? Your return flight

‫.Uh, I don't know ‫.I haven't booked it

‫Um, I was gonna do ‫.that when I got home

‫.Okay

‫.That's-that's a good idea, son

‫All right. Love you, and ‫.I will see you tomorrow

‫? Did you hear that

‫The part where you ‫? Didn't hand me the phone

‫.No. The return flight

‫He didn't make one. Maybe ‫, he's given up on Costa Rica

‫and maybe we can ‫.convince him to stay

‫Baby, we can't convince ‫.RJ to do anything

‫lt is not our job. He ‫is an adu .Yes, it is

‫.No, it's not. It is

‫.Roger, he's an adult

‫.But that gives me an idea

‫.Hmm? We can do a family dinner

‫, Family dinner? No ‫.we got to go bigger

‫.I'm thinking a partay

‫.A partay? Yes

‫Roger, I don't kn ‫, With the get down

‫.like the kids are ‫doing .Oh, my gosh

‫? No. Uh... Wait, seriously

‫? A partay for coming home

‫.I'm here all the time ‫Yeah, and we'll have

‫a party for you when ‫you're 35 years old

‫and married to the guy ‫.that we both approve

‫, Thank you. In the meantime

‫let's make this a night ‫.that RJ remembers

‫.Okay. Fine

‫.Fine

‫.A small party

‫? Yes. Okay

‫Okay. Wh... You act like ‫.I'm gonna go overboard

‫, : Alan

‫.I heard something downstairs

‫Probably just the ‫.house settling

‫.That's not a real ‫thing .Go look

‫, (clattering ‫(shattering in distance

‫.I'm calling 911

‫.Screw that

‫, Sorry, hon

‫you're getting your ‫.Christmas present early

‫You got me a shotgun ‫? For Christmas

‫.You always return the sweaters

‫! Nobody move

‫Those firearm lessons ‫.really paid off

‫? I mean, who knew

‫I'm assuming you have a ‫.permit for that thing

‫Yeah, she does. A ‫permit to splatter a guy

‫all over our Christmas tree ‫.and soak all the ornaments

‫.BRENDA: Okay, Doc, let's go

‫.You've got teeth to straighten

‫? Are you okay, Roger

‫.You're very quiet this morning

‫.Very banter-free

‫.Yeah, me, I'm good

‫.Just a little pensive

‫You know, thinking about ‫things, things like

‫how hard is it for ‫you to RSVP to a party

‫? To which you were invited

‫Roger, did you ‫? Invite me to a party

‫, Yeah, don't. It's digital

‫.which means I know you read it

‫.I know when you read it

‫.Early this morning

‫.Oh. That party

‫.Yeah, that party. Yeah

‫.Yeah, I can't make that

‫lt's my first holiday ‫.season with Maya

‫.So bring her

‫There's a space on ‫.the RSVP for guests

‫, Just that one click

‫.and I get that satisfying ding

‫.Like that

‫.Scorsese

‫!? Plus four

‫W... I don't know exactly

‫.who they're gonna be ‫yet? Ls that too many

‫You didn't cap off ‫.the invite list

‫Do you mind if I

‫lt is my favorite part, but

‫.yeah

‫? What is it

‫.I'm giving you your RSVP

‫I'm not gonna be able to ‫.make it to that party, Roger

‫♪♪

‫AVERY: Three home invasions ‫, in the last month

‫and you got him. How ‫.is this not open

‫You have your dead ‫, perp, Lewis Fowler

‫and you know who ‫.his partner is

‫Actually, we don't. There's ‫.a lot of nuances here

‫Wait, you saw your dead home ‫invader conspiring yesterday

‫.at your hotel with an ex-con

‫. "Conspiring" is a loaded term

‫.Oscar's a good man

‫He is an ex-con

‫who literally did time ‫.for breaking and entering

‫.I know the guy

‫Our kids are friends. He's ‫.turned his life around

‫Huh. And what does ‫? Your partner think

‫.He thinks he did it

‫But, between us, Roger's ‫a little preoccupied

‫.with this party he's throwing

‫? What party

‫.He didn't invite me

‫Well, that's because ‫you and Todd go

‫to Wyoming every Christmas

‫to see his parents. I'm ‫? Sorry, is this Wyoming

‫? Are we in Wyoming right now

‫.No

‫.lt's not Wyoming

‫? Are you okay, Captain

‫Everything good ‫? With you and Todd

‫And now I'm being ‫interrogated about the status

‫of my relationship ‫? On Christmas Eve

‫.That's perfect

‫.Okay

‫So we'll, uh, just go to ‫.the motel and talk to Oscar

‫.Great

‫I'll let Roger know you're ‫.in town for the holidays

‫.Awesome

‫.Okay

‫.Ah, Detectives

‫.lt's a pre-Christmas miracle

‫Let me guess... you guys heard ‫.about my holiday cookies

‫.We need to borrow your slab

‫? What do we got

‫.Chopped-up body parts

‫A jogger found them ‫.in Griffith Park

‫, lt's the holidays ‫, so, of course

‫Murtaugh and Cole ‫, catch a simple case

‫and we get to spend the ‫day putting together

‫.some random guy's bits

‫.The patriarchy strikes again

‫.I think we got the better gig

‫Come on, guys, we ‫get to make a puzzle

‫.out of body parts

‫, You're kind of a weirdo

‫? Aren't you

‫Hey, you're both going ‫? To Murtaugh's, right

‫Any interest in a little pre

‫, I know this spicy ‫.spicy kombucha joint

‫.Zero interest

‫.I'm in

‫.Cool

‫All right. I'll text ‫.you the details

‫.Ran out of gloves

‫.Be right back

‫Just so you know, you don't ‫.have to be polite to Scorsese

‫You'll want to, you know, shut ‫, him down earlier in the day

‫.before he gets his hopes up

‫Oh, I wasn't gonna ‫.shut him down

‫.I love kombucha

‫.Everybody does

‫.But it's Scorsese

‫So

‫.Dude seems interesting

‫I keep forgetting ‫.that you're new

‫Some people have to ‫.learn the hard way

‫.I like the hard way

‫, MANAGER: Listen ‫the only reason

‫I'm letting you guys in ‫here is 'cause of my respect

‫.and affection for your partner

‫.Also, we have a warrant

‫, Well, yeah, you have that, too

‫but a lot of it's 'cause ‫.of the respect Yeah

‫.And affection for your partner ‫.For the-for the partner. Yeah

‫.Yeah. Open the door

‫, Okay. Yeah, yeah ‫.I can do that

‫I've got a magnetic ‫.personality

‫The Howard Hughes ‫.of this place

‫.I am

‫Why don't you and the president

‫.of your fan club get started

‫.I got to take this

‫.Hey, baby

‫, How you doing? Roger

‫remember when you said we ‫? Were keeping RJ's party small

‫Now

‫? Did you order an ice sculpture

‫.: Of course I didn't

‫Now, did I

‫make a call and get a quote

‫? From a guy for a ‫ice sculpture Uh

‫.Ah... maybe

‫Roger, if you called just to get ‫? A quote, why is the guy here

‫With a block of ‫.ice and a chisel

‫? And two DJs, Roger. Really

‫!? Two DJs

‫.I don't hear you

‫Baby, I'm gonna have ‫.to call you back

‫? Oscar Ripley

‫LAPD. We need to ta

‫Oh

‫.Dad? He's not gonna stop

‫! Roger, don't shoot

‫! Oscar, hit the brakes

‫.MAYA: Dad, your room

‫.Don't worry, sweetie ‫, lt's just a little mess

‫.we'll clean it all ‫up Get your hands

‫behind your back. Still gonna ‫.be the best Christmas ever

‫? Dad

‫.lt's not just the room

‫.lt's what was in the room

‫.Tree, decorations

‫I had these little ‫.cute dancing elves

‫You just wind 'em ‫up, and they're

‫.Not a single one survived

‫.Look, I-I'm sorry, man

‫.I truly am. I panicked

‫Not a good look on ‫.an innocent man

‫I heard about the ‫, burglary, all right

‫and I knew you saw ‫.me talking to Lewis

‫I was worried that you ‫.would think I was involved

‫.Guess what I think now

‫Lewis offered me the ‫.job, but I said no

‫.I got Sam to look after now

‫Speaking of which

‫.Found this in your room

‫Stolen from a home ‫.invasion last week

‫Oh, see, I bought ‫.that off of Lewis

‫I'm just trying to give ‫, Sam a great Christmas

‫especially since I've ‫.missed so many already

‫I'm not the guy you're ‫.looking for, Wes

‫Would you please tell Cole ‫that this is exactly the guy

‫, that we're looking for ‫? And we want to go home

‫Not me. I never want ‫.to go home again

‫Okay, Mr. Dark and ‫? Stormy, what's going on

‫Cole told me that you and Todd ‫.cancelled your trip. Not cancelled

‫Todd's in Wyoming. You know, I don't want to ‫talk about it. Perfect, because I don't like

‫I mean, if he wants to be apart

‫, for the holidays ‫.we'll be apart

‫Solo. Some people ‫.find that peaceful

‫They do. And that's the ‫.right attitude. Relax

‫, All alone in a big ‫quiet, empty house, room

‫after room of

‫Okay, look, hey, you ‫want to come over early

‫and help me prep ‫? For RJ's party

‫.Oh, God, please, yes

‫.Okay, yeah

‫? Can you let me go, man

‫Like, just I promised Sam

‫that I-I'd take him ‫to the parade tomorrow

‫.to meet Santa

‫.I can't

‫Everything's pointing ‫.to you right now

‫.Yeah

‫? Then can you do this

‫Don't let Sam go to ‫, some foster family

‫.not for Christmas, man

‫♪ Hark! The herald... ♪

‫? Why can't you get him ‫out .Dad, you know him

‫.He's innocent. My dad promised

‫He doesn't do the ‫.stuff he did before

‫I believe him. It's just not enough ‫, to get him out of jail. Okay, well

‫? What would be enough

‫Well, we'd have to ‫find the burglar

‫whowasat the scene ‫.to prove it wasn't

‫Sam's dad, but ‫.that's a long shot

‫? What about him

‫He's the guy in the car with ‫.my dad's friend yesterday

‫? While you were swimming

‫There was somebody else ‫? In the car with Lewis

‫Yeah. We saw him whenwe ‫.went in to grab snacks

‫That looks a lot ‫.like Santa, buddy

‫.lt's not Santa, Dad

‫.We're 12

‫.You left out the birthmark

‫White beard, red cheeks

‫.and a peanut-shaped birthmark

‫.Like this. Yeah ‫.Just like that

‫You said this was gonna be ‫.the best Christmas ever

‫Well, I don't want a tree ‫.or wind-up dancing elves

‫.Find him

‫.Get Sam's dad out

‫♪ Everybody knows ♪

‫♪ A man is supposed ‫to be so strong... ♪

‫.All right, just tell me

‫.I can tell something's wrong

‫, Ever since I lost the election

‫Todd's disappointment ‫.has been palpable

‫.That does not sound like ‫Todd .You'd be surprised

‫Hey, hey, we're at party in ‫.minus 50 minutes, people

‫? Can I get some help here

‫Okay, Roger, Brooks ‫.is in a crisis

‫He needs someone to ‫.listen to him right now

‫Well, can we listen ‫? While he dices onions

‫.lt'll help mask his tears

‫! Roger

‫That's probably ‫.the photo booth

‫He... By the way, he left ‫.early today to do this

‫.TRISH: He did

‫Ah. I had you down for ‫ ".a" will not attend

‫.Plus zero, by the way

‫Change of plans. Do you mind

‫if these guys hang ‫? Out here for a bit

‫, Uh, Murtaugh

‫.this is my best friend Sam

‫Hey, Sam. Do you ‫? Dice vegetables

‫? TRISH: Honey. What

‫.I'm serious

‫Maya, come on. Bring ‫.your friend in

‫.Come on

‫.Thanks for helping my dad

‫.You got it

‫Hey, Oscar's kid ‫? What did he mean

‫.He gave us a lead. Let's go

‫.I can't. I got a party ‫.I can't just go

‫No problem. Why don't ‫? You tell his kid, then

‫.I'm sure he'll understand

‫? All right. What's the lead

‫.That's not a lead

‫That's a kid killing time ‫.between French fries

‫lt's exactly what I thought

‫until I scoured about ‫, a half-dozen mug books

‫.and I found this. Calvin Marks

‫, Armed robbery, assault

‫.home invasion

‫Plus, he shared a halfway ‫.house with our DOA, Lewis

‫.Look at the birthmark

‫.Yeah

‫Okay, we got to be back here ‫.by 8:00, all right? Okay

‫.And I drive. Let's go

‫.This is the last known address

‫Looks like nobody's ‫.been here in forever

‫Well, this thing ‫.is bolted shut

‫No one's getting through ‫.that door tonight

‫.I have a pitch

‫We come back tomorrow ‫with some warrants

‫.and heavy machinery

‫? Hey, Tarzan, where you going

‫.Looking for another way in

‫Hey, Roger, do you ‫? Believe in miracles

‫Come on. You've never heard of

‫A fictional character. Get

‫.See you downstairs

‫.Come on down, Rog

‫.Piece of cake

‫? Roger, what's happening

‫? Piece of cake

‫.I'm stuck

‫.Get me out of here

‫All right, all ‫.right, settle down

‫! Come on

‫.Come on

‫Maybe a piece of ‫.cake was the problem

‫.All right, you stay right here

‫.I'll be right back, buddy

‫I'm gonna get some, uh, cooking ‫spray or something slippery

‫.to get you out of there

‫!? Where you going ‫! Don't leave me here

‫! Hey, Roger

‫.Oh, boy

‫! Oh! Cole

‫.Huh

‫, Cole

‫!? where did they go

‫, ln a surprising turn of events

‫it looks like the front ‫.door opens after all

‫You know you're not ‫? Invited to my party, right

‫.Roger

‫COLE: We call the ‫arraignment judge

‫at home and tell ‫him to spring Oscar

‫because we have two ‫.better suspects

‫? Except we don't, do we

‫, No, I mean, technically ‫.we don't have them

‫Technically, that's ‫.what we need

‫You have no... you have no ‫.perps, you have no evidence

‫.We have a thumb. A human thumb

‫, Right. The, uh, missing digit

‫which, even if you did have ‫? It, would prove what, again

‫.I don't know

‫.But the wrong guy's in ‫jail, Captain .I'm sure of it

‫.You're probably right

‫But without suspects ‫, or evidence

‫there is no way he's ‫.getting released

‫.I'm sorry, Cole ‫.Merry Christmas

‫.We're gonna get him out

‫.But not tonight

‫.I did everything I could

‫.Well, it wasn't enough

‫I promised Sam you would ‫.get his Dad out by tomorrow

‫Honey, why would you ‫? Promise him that

‫Because I know what it's like

‫to not have your dad ‫.there for Christmas

‫, I've done it my entire life

‫.and it sucks

‫.Maya

‫.Let her go

‫.This'll pass

‫I don't even have a place ‫.for her to sleep tonight

‫Cole, come on. You ‫.both will stay here

‫, You go back to the motel ‫.get some of your stuff

‫She knows you're ‫.doing your best

‫.Maybe

‫.Deep down, I know she's right

‫.lt's not enough

‫♪ ♪

‫? How's your body

‫.The one in the morgue

‫The one you're ‫.piecing together

‫Has

‫Uh, well, we're up to the ‫.waist, so we know it's a male

‫We should have all ‫.the DNA by tomorrow

‫.Mm. Mm. Mm

‫But, Cap, what do ‫? You think about this

‫The Gute and Scorsese she says

‫she's having fun ‫.with him tonight

‫.Fun. With Scorsese

‫lt's easy to ‫.misunderstand people

‫Wait, what am I ‫? Misunderstanding

‫.We're flawed

‫, We make mistakes

‫we push away the ‫.people we love

‫We're not talking about ‫? Scorsese anymore, are we

‫.Todd wasn't disappointed in me

‫.: I was disappointed in myself

‫I think I've become ‫.difficult to live with

‫Okay, you know what? I'm ‫.gonna get you some coffee

‫.That's probably a good idea

‫.Hey. Hey

‫! Uh, Dad, listen... You landed

‫, Huh? Well, listen ‫, you're a little late

‫but you'll make up some ‫? Time on the freeway, right

‫No, no, I'm-I'm still ‫.in, uh, Costa Rica

‫.Say what

‫, Yeah, my-my, uh

‫airline ticket ‫.got, uh, messed up

‫.Just a technical glitch

‫? A glitch? What kind of glitch

‫Um, well, they had me

‫on a flight for yesterday ‫, and-and not today

‫.on account of the time zones

‫Time zones? It's a ‫.one-hour difference

‫.That's not technical

‫, lt sounds like a humanglitch ‫.one very specific human

‫.lt's RJ

‫.Fool missed his flight ‫This is so typical

‫of him. Dad, I'm ‫.still on the phone

‫Well, listen, it'll ‫.honey, it'll be fine

‫? When's the next flight out

‫, Maybe tomorrow ‫.end of the week

‫Um

‫I'm not sure... You ‫.know, flights are spotty

‫? Sp... You know what's ‫spotty! You're spotty

‫! And flaky

‫That's the perfect ‫.country for you

‫Okay, i-it happens, and ‫.you are not helping

‫Yeah, it happens to ‫.thiskid, all the time

‫.We got 40people downstairs ‫What are we supposed

‫to tell them, you can't ‫? Make it to your own party

‫.A party

‫.This is ridiculous

‫Do I have to come down there ‫? And fly you back myself

‫Wha...? I didn't call ‫.you to get yelled at

‫.Okay, give me the phone

‫RJ, honey, why ‫don't you look into

‫? You know what

‫New rule: you can't go to ‫another foreign country

‫.until you can read the clock

‫.Roger, stop it

‫.I'm serious

‫Look, if this is ‫, how you're gonna be

‫maybe I shouldn't ‫.come back at all

‫Oh. Well, it's a moot ‫? Point now, isn't it

‫, Because even if you wanted to

‫! Your flight left yesterday

‫? Hmm! Can you believe that

‫.He hung up on me

‫Oh. I can't believe ‫.it took him that long

‫, You act like, somehow ‫.this is my fault

‫.Oh, there is nosomehowabout it

‫? Why do you always do that

‫?: Why... do what

‫.Try to control him

‫.Give him no margin for error

‫.RJ is an adult

‫Well, then he needs ‫.to act like one

‫Hmm. He forgets

‫, to register his passport

‫then he books the wrong ‫, flight coming back home

‫, and now, to top it all off ‫.he's missing his party

‫.Hisparty? Hisparty

‫.Hmm

‫.This is your party

‫I wanted a nice ‫.dinner with our son

‫But I got

‫an ice sculpture

‫.and12 gallons of gazpacho

‫.They had a sale

‫And why are you acting like

‫it's my fault that

‫he missed his... Missed

‫.his flight, Roger

‫.That's all

‫You have got to find ‫.a new gear for him

‫Because if you keep giving ‫RJ reasons not to come home

‫.he won't come home

‫, YOUNG COLE: Come on ‫.we're gonna be late

‫Tomas said we decorate ‫.the tree before dinner

‫.I'm excited, too

‫.I-I'll see you tomorrow

‫? We're leaving again, aren't we

‫.lndonesia

‫They've asked me to cover ‫.a separatist uprising

‫.This is good news

‫We're gonna be ‫.living on the beach

‫? When are we going

‫They want me there ‫, Christmas morning

‫so, um

‫.we leave tonight

‫Hey. We're gonna be ‫.surfing at sunrise

‫.I don't care

‫We're supposed to have ‫.Christmas with Tomas's family

‫I don't want to wake ‫.up somewhere new

‫.So... you'll make new friends

‫You know how long it took ‫? Me to make thesefriends

‫.I don't want to start over

‫I know that this ‫, is disappointing

‫but you have to see ‫.the bigger picture

‫, We have never seen Indonesia

‫.and it is gonna be awesome

‫.I promise

‫? What do I always tell you, huh

‫.Another adventure awaits

‫.Dude

‫I went to the mat ‫for you, man, but

‫owner's real mad ‫about the whole

‫.car-in-the-hotel thing

‫.He wants you out

‫.He called you a chaos magnet

‫.Yeah. I get that

‫.I don't

‫Youdidn't drive your ‫.car into the wall

‫.You're the victim here

‫.Super badass victim

‫I mean

‫? No room at the inn

‫? On Christmas Eve

‫? What have we become

‫Gus

‫.don't worry, I'll be fine

‫Yeah, but

‫? Where are you gonna go

‫.Another adventure awaits

‫.ROGER JR.: Hey. It's RJ's phone ‫.Say what's up and I'll hit you back

‫Hey-hey! RJ, listen, um

‫I know I got a little ‫.carried away last night

‫May have scared you ‫.off coming home

‫.I hope not

‫I mean, you know, people book ‫.the wrong flights all the time

‫.I'm sure it's a common mistake

‫I just personally don't know ‫anybody that is dumb enough

‫, to do something... Wait ‫.that's not what I meant

‫? Murtaugh, you got a second

‫Yeah. How do you ‫delete a voice mail

‫? That you sent to somebody

‫You go to Costa Rica ‫.and steal RJ's phone

‫.Come on

‫.You need to see this

‫.Geez

‫Looks like a Manson ‫.family jigsaw puzzle

‫, Exactly. You see ‫.this guy gets it

‫No, do you notice ‫? Anything missing

‫Here's a hint: the day you ‫.got stuck in a chimney

‫.I didn't get stuck

‫.I was descending slowly

‫.lt was a gentleman's ‫entry, Yeah, well

‫we all heard what Cole ‫.said he found in a freezer

‫? His left thumb

‫? Okay, so, who is this guy

‫.No. No, no, no, no. Get up. Up

‫I don't even like people

‫sittingon my couch for ‫.extended periods of time

‫.Sorry, Captain

‫I was up late working ‫.on the Oscar case

‫? What are you doing here

‫.lt's Christmas. No, it's not

‫.Out there, it's Christmas

‫But in here, it's ‫.just another day

‫? Where is that holiday ‫spirit .lt's in Wyoming

‫Well, I have something ‫.that might cheer you up

‫I had a little ‫.breakthrough last night

‫Look at this. The ‫? Home invasion file

‫I read it. It's ‫.three random victims

‫, An orthodontist ‫a night janitor

‫and a commercial real ‫estate agent .no connection

‫Wrong. All three of them ‫used the same parking garage

‫.on Prospect Street. ‫Boom .Breakthrough

‫Barely. That's probably where ‫.the crew found their victims

‫Let the garage management know ‫.and go find another couch

‫I feel like there's ‫.more to it than that

‫There's some kind of design ‫.with these robberies

‫I just can't put ‫.my finger on it

‫.'Cause it's not any finger

‫.lt's your thumb

‫.The body me and Gute just put ‫together? Lt's missing a left thumb

‫Right. Well, then it ‫.can't be the same

‫.No, it is the left thumb ‫.I'm saying he's right

‫But he

‫, What are we doing? Okay, well

‫.who W

‫.lt's... is Dan Underwood

‫He managed the Global Initiative ‫.Currency Exchange on... Prospect Street

‫Prospect and 3rd. It's the ‫biggest currency exchange

‫in the state. During ‫, the holiday season

‫we're talking three to ‫.four million in vault cash

‫Those two lunatics ‫from the cabin

‫.They're hitting that vault

‫? On Prospect and 3rd

‫Could not have picked ‫.a worse day to do it

‫(marching band playing ‫("" Joy to the World

‫! Ho, ho, ho

‫? Are you sure this is okay

‫.100%. You're with me

‫You were promised a ‫, Christmas Day parade

‫so you're getting a ‫.Christmas Day parade

‫.ROGER JR.: Hey. It's RJ's phone ‫.Say what's up and I'll hit you back

‫.Hey, RJ. Yeah, it's your dad

‫.lgnore the last three messages

‫.Uh, just listen to this one

‫What-what I've been ‫trying to say is

‫RJ, your dad's ‫, sorry, he loves you

‫, he misses you like crazy

‫and that's why he's ‫.acting like a jackass

‫.Hey. Thanks

‫.I think

‫Turns out it's a ‫whole lot easier

‫to apologize to ‫.somebody else's kid

‫, Now, can we focus ‫? Catch some bad guys

‫.Let's do it

‫.Huh

‫Now, that doesn't ‫? Seem right, no

‫.No, it doesn't

‫.Gentlemen

‫? What's in the bags

‫MURTAUGH: Were we exchanging

‫? Some currency, maybe

‫♪ ♪

‫.Excuse me. Excuse me ‫.Pardon me, excuse me

‫.I'll get that one

‫! LAPD, stop

‫! I said stop

‫? Dad

‫? Maya, what are you doing here

‫Sam wanted to see the ‫.parade, so we came

‫? Sam

‫Where is he? Um, he was ‫.just with me a second ago

‫! Sam

‫? Cole

‫! Hey, who are you? Let me go

‫.Cole! Cole! Stay ‫here .Don't move

‫.Hi! Merry Christmas

‫♪♪

‫! CROWD: Ooh

‫! MAN: Santa's got a gun

‫.He started it

‫! Cole, help! Cole, help

‫! Please, let me go

‫! Cole, help

‫.Come on, man

‫! Let the kid go. Back off

‫.Sam, it's gonna be all right

‫.No one has to get hurt today

‫.You want the money? It's yours

‫.Okay? Just drop the gun ‫.We'll walk out of here

‫? You're gonna let me walk out

‫.Just like that? Yeah

‫.Release the kid ‫.I give you my word

‫! You're full of crap, ‫man .Get on the ground

‫.Okay

‫Sam

‫? Do you trust me

‫.Close your eyes

‫lf you could be anywhere ‫, in the world right now

‫? Where would you be

‫.Hawaii, with my dad

‫! I said get on the ground

‫.On the ground, now

‫.You're in Hawaii

‫.You and your dad

‫.Kapalua Beach

‫.Bodysurfing in the waves

‫! Aah

‫.lt's okay, buddy

‫.You're gonna be okay

‫? Want to go see your dad

‫♪ ♪

‫.Thank you

‫.That was the A.D.A

‫All charges were ‫.dropped against Oscar

‫.He just got released ‫.Thank you, Captain

‫.I appreciate you making ‫that call .Of course

‫.Almost forgot. This is for you

‫? What's this

‫Well, it's definitely ‫.not a Christmas gift

‫.Not here, anyway

‫.Plane ticket

‫.To... Laramie, Wyoming

‫.Flight leaves in two hours

‫Cole, you didn't ‫.have to do this

‫, Ten years in the CIA

‫I've got a truckload of ‫.frequent-flier points

‫Really? So is there any chance ‫we could .No. You're flying coach

‫.Okay, coach. Coach is good

‫.For you

‫.Merry Christmas

‫! No

‫.You shouldn't have

‫Nothing like ‫.finishing a puzzle

‫.Best feeling in the world

‫.Congratulations, weirdos

‫.Oh, I almost forgot

‫.Holiday cookies

‫? Okay, a thumb in a box

‫.Yeah, that may have crossed ‫a line .Tried to tell you

‫Still, the guy's got ‫.a lot going for him

‫.Okay, and we're back to ‫this Come on, a coroner

‫, who makes movies ‫designs his own socks

‫You know, he wrote ‫.a book about hummus

‫He made you read ‫? The hummus book

‫.Also, he's really into you

‫.Forgot the cookies at home

‫Oh, no. Do I have ‫? Something in my teeth

‫Or my nose? Please ‫.Oh, it's my teeth

‫? Lt's my teeth, right

‫Seriously, what ‫? Are you looking at

‫I have no idea. Merry ‫.Christmas, Scorsese

‫, ROGER JR.: Hey ‫.it's RJ's phone

‫Say what's up and ‫.I'll hit you back

‫.lt keeps going to voice mail

‫You really think I'm ‫? Driving him away

‫What I think is

‫.we need to let him grow up

‫Make mistakes. Get ‫.lost, get stuck

‫.Get hurt a little

‫.I know

‫I just-I just love ‫.that kid so much

‫.lt-it kills me to see him fail

‫.I know it does, honey

‫, lf it were up to you ‫RJ wouldn't even know

‫.how to ride a bike

‫Why do we put kids

‫on bikes on the ‫? Roads next to cars

‫Right. They're like

‫.death machines on two wheels ‫.Death machines on two wheels

‫.Yes. I know

‫.I love him, too

‫And maybe I overstated myself

‫when I said you were ‫.driving him away

‫.ROGER JR.: Hello

‫! RIANA: Oh, my God

‫.RJ! I missed you so much

‫Things have been ‫.terrible without you

‫Mom and Dad have just ‫been on me 24/7 because

‫because they're ‫.awesome parents

‫.Come here, give your mom ‫a hug .Good to see you guys

‫.Hug your mama. Look at you

‫, Hey! Oh, oh, Ri ‫.I got you a shirt

‫lt's in my bag... ifyou ‫.bring it upstairs. Done

‫! Yay

‫.She falls for that every ‫time? You know that, right

‫.Look at you. Yeah

‫Did you get bigger? I ‫.think he did get bigger

‫.He got bigger. Look at you ‫.He did get bigger. Oh

‫? And how's the ‫coffee business .Yeah

‫.Oh, well, I'm done ‫with that .Oh. Okay

‫You know, moving on to something ‫? Much bigger now. You ready? What

‫.Oh, okay

‫.Timeshares

‫.Huh? Timeshares

‫.Timeshare. Timeshare

‫.Yeah. Son. No, no, no

‫.Let me stop you right there

‫The timeshares ‫.lt's a Ponzi scheme

‫No one has ever made money ‫.No, but I met a guy

‫, What are you gonna do? ‫He's like, a timeshare guru

‫.lt's an investment. Guru

‫.What, in time?: We're back

‫? How do you invest in ‫timesharing lt's a, um

‫, GUS: So I say to the owner

‫"You got to give my guy ‫.a new room, or I walk

‫"No more Gus cleaning up your ‫hotel messes. How you like

‫"? Them jingle bells ‫.Gus, thank you"

‫.We appreciate it ‫.No worries, dude

‫.I got your back, ‫Cole .Semper fi

‫.Merry Christmas

‫.Merry Christmas to you guys

‫.Hey, Dad

‫.Thanks. Don't thank me yet

‫Our Christmas dinner ‫kind of got, uh

‫.Run over? Yeah

‫♪ The only words that ‫I could think of... ♪

‫Oh, I ordered these ‫, pineapple butter jam cookies

‫.lndonesian delight

‫.Sounds good

‫.Not a single one survived ‫.All smushed to bits

‫As was the Slovakian ‫.beet horseradish sauce

‫, Sounds less good

‫but the important thing ‫.is that we're together

‫.Hey, that's my line

‫♪ Just in time... ♪

‫.Best Christmas ever

‫♪ My memories... ♪

‫.Best Christmas ever

‫♪ Come to me ♪

‫♪ The remembrance of ♪

‫Put your bags down ‫.and come on over here

‫I thought we had ‫.a flight to catch

‫.Wes, come on

‫I know how hard ‫.this is for you

‫I know it feels ‫like we don't have

‫.what everybody else has

‫But the truth is

‫, as long as we're together

‫.we have something better

‫.Look

‫? All of those stars

‫.Those are our Christmas lights

‫We get to take them ‫.wherever we go

‫, lt's a big world, Wes

‫and you and I get to see it all

‫.and be at home anywhere in it

‫♪ I've come in this way ♪

‫♪ And here now I'll stay ♪

‫♪ If the unknown ♪

‫♪ Have to wait ♪

‫♪ One more day ♪

‫Hey. I know the ‫, party was last night

‫but I thought we could help ‫.you with some leftovers

‫, What do you think ‫I'm the kind of guy

‫that miscalculates ‫the amount of food

‫.Oh, hey, Maya. Perfect timing

‫We have, like, 14 pounds ‫.of ice cream cake

‫, Yeah, and it's melting

‫.so come on in

‫.Thanks, Murtaugh ‫.You're welcome

‫? You sure this is okay ‫? Lt's not a bad time

‫.Nah. I mean, RJ's back

‫We think he gave his savings ‫.to a South American grifter

‫Trish has been on the phone ‫, with Interpol all night

‫.and somehow it's all my fault

‫.Hmm, I hear you

‫.Hey. Hey

‫Yeah, that sounds ‫.kind of messy

‫.lt is messy, but it's family

‫And I wouldn't have ‫.it any other way

‫.Thank you

‫! Perfect. So, let's eat