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Bella baby, how's my favorite step-niece doing?

Good, Uncle Nicky. Thank you so much for letting me stay.

It's been super, super awesome.

It's been really rough for the past few weeks, and I really appreciate having

family.

Nonsense. Peace, Shaw. That's what family is for.

Helping each other in their times of need.

And we're just so happy because you need us, and we're here for you.

Especially when the help is so...

Appreciate it.

And we're just so excited you're here. It's like the family we've always

wanted. Right, honey?

It's coming together bit by bit.

But we need a little more to really make this house feel like a real

home. But I thought you guys had each other. You guys were always the coolest

aunt and uncles at the Christmas parties and everything. I thought you guys were

just cute.

We are, but...

You know what we need?

A baby.

We need a baby. We want a baby. We're here talking about it. But what's

happened is, sadly, the doctor says, you know, my oven

is like a hostile environment.

Is that what he said? What does that mean?

Very sweet. Dr. Smorgenstein said that.

Yeah.

Uh, I'm not sure if I understand what you guys are talking about.

Well, we need an oven.

Hers ain't working, so we need to borrow an oven. And, well, you

sweetie, you are a young and vibrant oven.

So, you guys want me to be a surrogate?

She catches on, sweetie.

I know. She's smart and beautiful.

Yes, she is.

So, you're saying my uncle's come has to fertilize my eggs?

Yeah. That's normally how it works, yeah.

It's going to be the most wonderful gift you could gift to us, your family. We'll

pay for everything.

The prenatal pills, the doctor's visits, the clothes, the nursery.

Plus, look at our beautiful home.

Look at this. You don't have to couch surf with all these questionable people

you've been hanging around.

You can stay with us and we're family.

I mean, when you put it that way, I do really need the help.

So is this going to be official, like in a hospital, like medical, like IVF?

100%, yeah. Very professional.

A nice, sterile, hands-free sort of situation.

Of course.

We wouldn't ask you to do anything like that.

I want you to be comfortable. That's important.

I guess I'll do it.

You guys are helping me out with my situation.

I might as well help you guys out.

Ah, Madigo.

Get you pregnant and get you back on your feet. We're going to stop

preparations tonight.

Oh, for sure.

My oven's ready.

Bella, baby.

Uncle Nicky, what the fuck?

What are you doing in here?

I thought we were going to go to the doctor for stuff.

Yeah, that's fine and all, but I have to kind of come in and check your base

temperature, you know, when you're not in the medical environment.

I figured I'd come in when you're at rest in your default state and check

your temperature. Make sure you're good to go.

Don't they do that at the hospital?

Yeah, yeah, but I figured I'm always one to take initiative, so I'll check it

myself and I can report back.

What does that entail?

Well, I have to start by...

Checking your temperature.

Okay. I thought that comes, that's with the glass thermometer.

I don't have a thermometer, but thing is, I am the thermometer.

Trust me. I know how to sense a temperature without a problem.

Okay. So, all right.

Wait, so what are you, what are you doing?

Oh, right, of course, yep.

Of course.

I'm just going to go ahead and insert right there. Oh, wait.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Wait.

Is that how you take temperature?

Yeah, yeah. Just give me a moment. I'm feeling for it.

Uncle.

Okay.

Hmm.

Seems about right.

Um.

Well, your temperature seems good, so I'm going to go ahead and start the

fitness test.

Fitness test?

Yeah, fitness, like fitting how many fingers.

I mean, I already have fit... Oh, we need to... I have to go to the gym. We

need to check your elasticity.

Make sure that everything's open and

ready to receive.

So, I'm going to go ahead...

Okay. Are you sure this is... Enough of that. Is this necessary?

Like, I don't really... It's very necessary. I mean, you want to help your

family, right?

Mm-hmm. I mean, I don't want to break Stella's heart.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, there we go.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I mean it's a little tight, but you know you have good birthing hips, so

You know, it would be good if you enjoyed this. I'm just saying, if you

get into, enthusiastic into the process, then

it'll be more likely to take. It's scientifically proven, actually.

So just relax?

Just relax and enjoy yourself.

Isn't this a little weird?

Because you're my uncle.

How else are we going to do this? Are you going to have some stranger come in

and do this?

It's going to be me.

Yeah,

it's just a little weird, don't you think?

This is all for family, don't you worry, all right?

Speaking of which, we are going to need to check how your milk production will

go. So let me just go ahead and see these.

Okay. I have to make sure that you are...

Your chest is good for, like, latching, so just, you know.

Seems pretty latchable.

Yeah, I don't think it'll be a problem when you get to nursing.

Oh, shit,

I still think this is so weird.

I think it's pretty great, actually.

Don't you know?

Have a baby.

supposed to be doing this in the hospital, Uncle Nicky?

Don't be silly. A hospital will never allow this. Okay, but... Okay, I guess

so.

Okay, I guess so.

Bye.

Bye.

Are you sure this is, like, doctor certified?

Oh, I mean, please.

Who better than me?

Fuck.

Don't you think Stella, Auntie Stella's gonna be upset I'm doing this?

No, no, no, especially if we give her a baby like she wants.

She's going to be thrilled.

Yes, you guys are both going to be really happy.

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

They're your best niece then. Oh, you are the best niece. Never ask for the

best oven.

Oh,

that's my oven.

Uncle Nick, are you sure this is okay? This is great.

Shh.

Uncle Nick is back.

Seems very responsive.

Nothing. I just... I'm really feeling under the weather.

You know what? Maybe I better take your temperature. I think your uncle knows

where the thermometer is. Let me see if I can find him.

A thermometer?

More fingers?

Fingers? What are you talking about?

I mean, just... A thermometer.

You know what? All right. Let me just heal your head. Come here. Give me your

head.

Yeah, you're definitely burning up.

You're definitely burning up. Yeah.

You don't look well. Are you okay?

No, I'm not.

I'm not okay.

All right. You know what? I'm going to go make you some hot tea with honey and

ginger, okay?

Lay there, all right? I'm going to see if I can't find your uncle. All right?

Nikki?

Nikki?

Well, now that she's gone, we might as well start the insemination process.

Yep. I mean, I thought you just needed my temperature.

Well, I mean, your temperature's perfect right now. The doctor said we really

just gotta do it when it's time.

So... Oh, I'm cold.

Um... Um... I thought we were just... I

thought we were just taking the temperature.

Oh, listen.

Your temperature right now is perfect.

The doctor made it really clear that if your temperature's good, we need to

breathe.

In the meantime, hey, why don't you go ahead and get this all slipped. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

There we go.

Your arms keep me nice and hard.

Otherwise, the breathing is not going to work.

Don't be scared of it, all right?

This is good. This is for the family, right?

But you're my uncle.

Yeah, and you're my niece, so that's perfect. Come on.

I'm going to.

You're doing great, you're doing great kiddo.

You're doing good.

Such a good breathing face.

Such a good niece to do this for me.

You're so cool.

Such a good niece to do this for the family.

That's a nice helping hand.

Oh, fuck.

See, you know what you're doing.

Yeah. There you go.

I've never done this to a family member.

Yeah, well, I mean, this is the first time you're getting pregnant, right?

Okay. Is that just the first time you're getting pregnant?

Okay, yes, I suppose.

Oh, yeah.

Let's try and get that spit on that dick.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Getting filthy now.

There you go.

Show me what you can do.

Oh, such a good niece to do this for.

You

know

the next part, right?

What is that?

The next part is you're gonna get on top of this.

Okay.

Take it off.

Get out of here.

Go ahead.

Ignore that oven onto this.

I was just getting up and calling you. Is my breathing material?

I think you might be.

Are you sure this is going to work?

Yeah, it's definitely going to work.

Is it going to be a big baby?

I don't know. It's going to be a big deposit, though.

You're talking about your semen in my pussy, right?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Okay.

I've really never been pregnant before. Like, what happens?

Like, I don't... Don't worry.

Stella will help walk you through all that. Okay.

I guess I trust you guys. I don't... I just... Shut the fuck up.

Okay.

Keep going.

I'm getting a little tired. What do I do?

Suck my dick, then.

Yes,

you gotta keep it going. Come on.

I mean, do you have to come in my pussy? Yes, obviously.

Is this like the position that you're going to come in here? No, we're going

to do a couple positions.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So that's why you won't have a baby. You want to put a baby in me.

Yeah, I'm going to put a baby in you.

I've never done anything like this before, so you have to guide me.

That's what I'm doing right now.

Guiding your pussy to my cock.

Until you... Until I come.

That's all?

That's all.

I'm going to need help.

That's enough.

You need to just fucking let this happen. This is for the family.

I really want to be on the street.

No, you don't.

Because you're going to put a kid in me.

You're going to put a kid in me, right?

Oh, yeah, I'm going to put a kid in me. Are you sure you're fertile?

Oh, yeah, I'm fertile.

Can you tell if I'm fertile?

Oh, I can tell you're definitely fertile.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, that's a good niece.

Oh, that's some good niece pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

We're gonna have our baby.

You're gonna take care of him here right after?

Yes, we're gonna take care of him.

Me and Jarrod.

Oh, yeah.

Don't worry.

How about this? You get him in all fours. I'm gonna fuck you like a dog.

Hang on, you two.

I'm here, I'm here, I'm over here.

Ah, fuck you.

Ah, that's a great ass.

Ah, fuck.

Okay.

Were these, did you ever, did you learn this from a doctor?

Yeah, yeah, a doctor.

So he told you you should fuck your knees?

Yeah. Okay.

That's what he said.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, you want me to have your babies?

Yes, you want me to have your babies?

You want me to... You're going to impregnate me.

Oh, my God. I have my legs shaking.

Oh, man.

I'm enjoying this too much.

We should enjoy this. I guess I should enjoy it.

I'm sure gonna remember this for the rest of my life.

Oh, fuck.

you're going to get pregnant.

from my future husband.

I can't believe I'm really doing this. It feels so good, but this is just so

weird.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Uncle, uncle, sorry.

Oh, yes, uncle.

Uncle.

Breathe me. Breathe me.

Breathe me.

Oh, mate.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Am I your favorite niece now?

Oh, yeah. You're my favorite.

taste your pussy on this day.

Let's see what a fertile pussy tastes like, yeah?

Is this what a fertile pussy tastes like?

How's it taste?

It tastes like fertile pussy.

I've never,

I don't know what, I've never done this.

Huh?

That's just how we did it.

If she won't know it's your kid, then...

I guess if you can say that.

I mean... I'm

trying

to get my legs straight.

Deep in there. Deep in there. Is that where you're gonna go?

Deep in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Have you ever tried this before with any of my other cousins?

Well, there you go.

I'm not your other cousins.

I'm your uncle.

How you doing there pussy?

That keeps you a lot lubricated. Okay.

Okay.

It feels pretty good, though. Uh-huh.

Oh, my

God.

Doctor's orders, right?

Uh-huh.

Where did you learn this from?

Hmm? Where did you learn this from? In a book.

Okay.

Uh-uh. Ass to my... Uh-huh.

There you go.

Like this?

It's like the view.

It's a really good view. It's a great view.

It's just perfect.

Just like that.

Just like that. Just like that.

You're so cold. Just try to do whatever you tell me to do.

You're so cold.

Look at me go.

You're nice to me.

Yeah, don't blow the eye. Fuck him.

Slow down

What's

what's gonna be pumping me up, right

Oh, fuck.

It fucking feels good when you cough, it puts you tightens up some more.

Your cough is making me cough.

And slobber.

I put it back in.

I'm gonna be quiet so Auntie still doesn't hear.

I'm sure she's already heard us. Don't you worry about that.

on your back.

Yeah,

rub that clit.

Keep it stimulated.

So you can breathe it.

Does it feel better?

Yes,

it does.

Yes, it does.

It does feel better.

My uncle was a pervert

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Trying to get the whole fucking fist.

Yeah, there we go.

He tightens up.

We'll get some in there.

I don't fucking need that.

Oh yeah.

Doctor's orders?

Oh, doctor's fucking orders.

I'm going to have a baby.

You're almost there. Uh-huh. You're almost ready to breathe in. Oh, yeah,

I'm almost there.

Ready to breathe in deeper. Uh-huh.

I'm getting close to filling you up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

I'm too young to be, I'm too young to have a kid right now.

I'm just, I can't do it right now. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding

me? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm too young. Oh, I'm just gonna fucking come.

Okay. I'm just gonna fucking come.

I'm just gonna come.

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna come.

Yeah, look all that up.

I can't fucking believe you.

I'm sorry.

I just can't. I can't right now. I'm too young.

No, you're not. You know what?

That's not acceptable.

We're going to try again tomorrow.

You're going to get it right.

Otherwise, we're going to have to rethink our entire arrangement.

Clean all that shit up off of you.

Show me that you're into it.

Fuck's sake.

I can't fucking believe you.

You better fucking get it right next time.

Fuck up again and I'm taking away your towels.