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I'm not bitching, bro.

Look at that duck. How do ducks just roam free around this fucking place?

There's absolutely no water around here, is there? Oh, yeah, there's a canal

somewhere over there, I guess. It started raining, huh? Sprinkling?

It's probably not a good day.

Probably not, bro.

Not a good day to be shopping.

Shut up.

Yo, who is this guy?

I don't know. Who let him on the fucking... Who is this fucking guy?

Yo, how long has it been since you've been on the bus there?

Did I kick you off?

Shit. Don't get off the van today, boy.

You might get kicked off again.

Where we at, man?

Where the fuck? Is this one of your little neighbors?

Of course. Let fucking this guy drive.

Hey.

Never fails.

Let this guy drive, and that's it. He takes us to Hialeah. Hey, bro. This guy

can't... Hialeah.

Can't get out of Hialeah, huh?

Nope.

Look, there's no one here. Let's just go. Let's just... Go where, bro?

Why not? I mean, I know... I don't know where, but... There's got to be

somewhere. You want to go fucking Fort Lauderdale? Because that's where the

beach is.

Yeah, that's what's up.

Just some sunlight.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Oh, shit.

Yo, look at that girl over there.

Why didn't see her until right now?

Fuck. I didn't see her.

I didn't see her. I still don't see her. She's right there behind that other

bitch.

Yo,

she's got...

Shut up, boy.

Yeah, real slow, real slow.

Yeah, real creepy too.

I like doing the creep thing.

She's like, why is there a...

We just turned.

You guys need directions somewhere?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you help us out?

Yeah, we just wanted to get... Yeah, she's angry.

Oh, damn.

Did I piss you off?

No, I just want to jog in peace and I'll have guys checking me out all the time.

I'm sorry, do you guys check you out all the time?

Here, yeah.

Why do you come here and jog then?

Because it's like right in front of my house, so...

Oh, okay.

Well,

that's actually a good thing. So you're saying guys always look at you.

Fuck, then you know what? You're perfect then.

You're perfect.

Do you model?

No, I don't. No?

No, I don't. Oh my God, it's raining.

It is.

Well, listen.

Yeah, you put your hoodie on. Yeah, I don't want you to get all... Listen,

we're looking for someone to do... We do workout videos, you know, like on Tube.

on the internet yeah um but so far we got a bunch of male ones we got this guy

he's our other actor um but we're looking for we don't get as many views

as we want so we're thinking about changing it up and putting some females

on it but we just don't know any anyone so we're just kind of cruising around

seeing if we could find a hot chick that's working out that would maybe help

us out that's jogging in the rain it's down for it come on get in here

Look, we pay you for your time. I'll give you 40 bucks for your time.

But if you want to step in because it's raining, I mean... Yeah, quick, quick,

quick. Come on in.

In. Come on in.

She's scared.

Okay. Don't be scared.

Take a seat. Take a seat.

So, look.

So... Yeah, so... Here, go sit in the back.

So,

hold on before you leave. Yeah, where are we driving?

No, no, no. We're not going anywhere.

We're just going to let you know our story.

Okay, so I'm just parking here. Just park real quick. I don't want to freak

her out. You know, we're not going anywhere.

Then again, who jumps into a random van, right?

Well, she's trying to get out of the rain.

She doesn't want to fuck with me either. Oh, look at her.

Oh, my God. You know what? That works really well for our video.

So what we do is, you know, we have, you know, several different channels on

workout and stuff like that. We got...

You know, a couple hundred views so far.

Wait, what are you guys' names?

That's Tyler.

Tyler. Hi, Elena.

Elena, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

My name is Lou.

Hi, Lou, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

So, what was your, you didn't say your name. Elena.

Elena? Yeah. Oh, you said, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention.

So, how old are you, Elena?

22. So, I don't know, would you be interested? Have you ever been on camera

before? No, I haven't.

It's just for Tubes, you know, Tube site.

Just for, you know, it's nothing major. But we'd be willing to pay for your

time.

It'd be a couple videos, you know, like little 10-minute videos. We'd go to a

gym, you know.

Fitness only? Yeah, fitness only. Yeah, we'd go to a fitness gym and we'd, you

know, basically you would talk to the camera and, you know, we would make you

like our big spokeswoman, you know, kind of like our host that would, you know.

Do you guys have like a... A company you work for, or like any... Well, we're a

startup. Okay.

You know, so we're brand new, so it's really nothing.

Primarily. Okay. And an activity group, so... Why don't we know much about

fitness and all that? I work at a bank.

You work at a bank?

Awesome. Well, I can teach you, and so can my friend here, too.

Yeah, and, you know, a good way to make some extra dough, right? It's all just

acting. It's just acting. It's really what we need.

Okay. I mean, it's half the battle getting out here and jogging and shit

like that. Well, now I can't jog because it's raining out.

You live right around the corner? Mm-hmm.

Okay. So you'd be interested?

How much money are you guys offering?

Well, it pays... I mean, I don't know. You're pretty... I mean, you're actually

pretty photogenic.

You got some really nice... Don't get... I'm just checking your eyes out. You

look... You have really blue eyes.

Okay,

guys.

Thanks. I'm sure you hear that all the time, right?

Mm-hmm. You got these nice lips, too.

Sorry, I don't mean to be.

I thought you were sketching up being in here.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Yeah, you're totally safe.

So we pay, you know, like $100 an episode.

An episode? Is that what you call it now? Yeah, an episode, man. I was

thinking more of like a clip.

Like a $100 clip?

But we'd like to see, because you're kind of covered up. Yeah. We'd like to

kind of...

like see what your body fat ratio is and see what your your body mass index your

percent of fat and Also, what it's gonna look like on camera. It's very very

important. I don't know any of that stuff Well, it's basically just we just

need to like see like we have to check out your frame. Go ahead and lift your

arm up Okay, you want to do the pitch test?

Do I flex or no?

No flex needed. Go ahead and just stretch your arm all the way out

It's like 5% to 7%. Okay. All right. All right. See, don't worry. We're going to

do it before and after.

No, no, no.

We're going to get you down to like 1%. Like you're going to be fucking smoking.

When you grab onto that machine, I want it to read error.

As in it can't even fucking read it. 0% body fat. So we're just trainers?

In a sense. We're not licensed, but we've been training for a long time.

And Lou here is one of the biggest guys we've got.

Okay. So do I have to pay you guys to get me fit? No, no, no. That's going to

be a part of it. That's why we're going to pay a little.

But, you know, we're going to, yeah. We pay you. So can we see your stomach? We

need to see, like, can you sit up a little more?

I'm blocking the road, all right? Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Go ahead. Yeah. All right.

She has even less. I'm not sweaty.

It's okay.

About 4%. I don't know.

So you're working on that six-pack, huh?

Kind of.

Yeah, when we get done with you, you're going to have a six-pack. You're going

to be looking great.

You're going to be looking great.

Oh, wow. All right.

I like it. I like it.

And we're going to, like, we do a lot of, like, we tone up everything. Do you

mind if you turn around?

We just want to see the legs, the back of your legs, your glutes.

Just kind of see what we're working with to see how much work we have. Everybody

in the tube site wants to see a girl.

do a squat so it's hard to make sure that your legs where are you from

what's your nationality russian you're right you're russian where are you

rushing to you're in a hurry oh whoa all right here we go

don't worry just hang on tight you need to brace yourself okay good yeah

Okay, that's good. That's good.

We're just checking the body fat. We're just checking the body fat. Sorry.

Don't get too touchy-feely now.

Okay. I think that's my cue to take it over.

Do you have a boyfriend or anything? What do you think he's going to say

about it? I have a guy friend, but... You have a guy friend? Yeah. Is that a

guy that you sleep with? No, he just cares about me.

I've been friends for a while, so... Is he a sugar daddy?

No.

So wait, with that being said, so you haven't slept with any guys?

I mean, no boyfriend?

No. Your guy friend? No?

No. Just doing me right now, working out, looking good, working hard.

Working hard, huh? Making money and paying bills.

Paying bills? Yeah. So you live alone?

Yeah.

You said you worked at a bank. Does that pay you well?

It's a little higher than minimum wage, yeah. A little higher than minimum wage,

but down here it's shit, right?

Mortgages, insurance, everything? The whole time. And I do like little side

gigs here and there just to make like babysitting things.

Babysitting? Okay. What would you usually get paid for something like

that? Like four hours babysitting?

Forty. Forty bucks?

Something like that. This is like ten dollars and a half. Yeah. That's not

bad. That's a bad babysitter. As hot as her.

Yeah. They don't exist.

Would you maybe babysit for us one time?

You know, after?

Sure. Yeah, I love kids. So you were looking for any kind of extra work? I

have a resume that's, like, decked out with a whole bunch of random things that

I can do. So I'm always looking for, like, an opportunity to make some extra

cash. That's nice.

Well, this clip could definitely offer you an opportunity to make some extra

cash. I just, like, am I fit enough for it? If it's a fitness thing.

In all honesty, that decision doesn't fall on me. It falls on the loser.

I do want to get in shape. If you guys can help me, that would be awesome.

Are you open-minded?

I like to think so, yeah.

Okay, what if I told you, I mean, I'd have to, you know, you know, to really

see how fit you really need to be, you know, or how much you need to get. I

really need to see you as, not necessarily 100% nude, but I need to see

your body complete, like, you know. Like sports bra.

Sports bra, a pair of panties or something, just so I can.

you know, truly see, you know. What you have to work with. What I have to work

with, you know, and then we can work on it from there. I don't know, would you

be willing to, I mean, you could take your shirt off and then, you know, I

mean, you keep your bra on if.

Oh, no. No? No.

No, you wouldn't take your shirt off?

I know, it's hard for girls. I'll take my shirt off.

It's hard for girls to, you know. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I don't even know you guys.

What do you mean? I'm Tyler. This is Lou.

Do you need an ID or something?

No, I'm kind of cool. Kind of cool?

Lou, you want an ID?

Yeah, give her an ID. I'll give you an ID. Look, you know what?

Here, you can even text it to your friend. Just for peace of mind.

That's fine. You can even text it to your friend.

Sorry, guys. Just for my own peace of mind. She doesn't mind me. It's his ID.

Hey,

I don't mind.

She's serious.

This is one of my fake IDs.

You picked that one up this morning, right?

I like your middle name.

I'll stick a picture and everything.

All right. See,

it's all good. You can send that to whoever you want. You never know.

It's got to be safe.

Hey, that's fine.

So what if I told you, look, you know what? What did we say so far, actually?

I think I said 40 bucks the whole time.

So look, you're already making money. Here you go. Here's your 40 bucks.

For what?

Well, for the interview. I mean, to showing up and, like, talking and

considering being in our videos.

Go ahead, take it. Really?

Yeah. Like, oh, you guys, like... No, no, no. That's all you. I didn't even

want to.

You know, that's a whole other story.

That's all you right there.

But listen.

Uh-oh.

I'll give you 60 to make it an even 100.

If you, uh, kind of take that shirt off and just show us what, you know.

what we're going to have to work with as far as... I just want to see your, you

know, see how much work we need. It's just a shirt. It's like going to the

beach. Your top is your bikini. Your bra.

Yeah, you can keep your bra on. Well, it's not that scenario right now. We're

in here. It was raining outside, so it's kind of wet. Any money?

60 bucks?

Look, you don't have no boyfriend.

We're not asking for anything sexual. You're just simply taking off your

shirt.

For professional reasons.

No, but I need to see your skin. I need to see your whole body. I need to see

your back, how much back muscle you have, how much toning you need to do.

All for an online video. You know, we're not just supposed to be trying to get

you naked here.

Yeah, I just need to see what we're doing. That's all. Come on.

Oh, look at her.

She's a banker.

Okay,

we'll back up. A little nervous?

We'll give you a little space.

There you go. See, you got a nice bra, too.

I got to see what you're working with. That doesn't exactly work for us here. I

got to see what we're working with.

So let's see here.

Can you drop down to your knees real quick right here?

Just so you can kind of... So we get a full length of your body. Yeah, so you

can sit up straight.

There you go. Can you take the shirt off, please?

There you go. All right. I'll take my clothes from you.

Okay, go.

I'm like, you put your hip in.

You're pretty thin already, you know.

All right.

You been working on your body for a while?

I've been trying to. It's just hard with working so much.

Most of it's eating. What's your eating habits like?

I like seafood too much.

Seafood? Sushi.

Sushi? Turn to the side so we can see a profile of your stomach.

All right, so you got some hips as well.

See, you're pretty thin already. You know, I don't think we have that much to

do.

Nice nipples on the back.

We'll rotate around. Yeah, that would be perfect.

Absolutely perfect.

Careful with your clutch, Fred.

There you go. I like it. I like it.

I think, though, that we need to see more.

In all honesty, because what she's going to be wearing won't be these pants.

No. At least it's on to us.

No. At least it's on to us.

I mean, I'm just being honest.

You got a great smile.

Beautiful eyes.

So much for getting a jog in today.

Well, we could get another workout in. Yeah, there's other workouts with

cardio. Get you in a lot of cardio.

That's what I need to do.

Yeah, you need to do cardio, right?

Cardio is the best way to gain that fat.

So what, do you guys do like weightlifting? Is that what the... We do

weightlifting, cardio, we do everything.

But I want to give you, I want to give you $60 to take that bra off.

See,

now you know where you're going with this, right?

Yeah.

That's right, hang on tight.

$60?

Listen,

we're all adults.

We're all adults.

You're not going to get harmed because you have my ID picture on your phone.

Oh, yeah, that's right. So, you know, it's...

This is all just fun and games, that's all.

Come on, you only live once, right? You don't have no boyfriend.

You're nervous?

A little bit.

Does it excite you just a little bit?

The adrenaline rush is kicking in, yeah.

Well, why don't you try it? Live once a little bit. Live a little bit. Have you

ever flashed anybody before?

Never. Oh, come on. Be real. Never in your life?

So I'll give you $60 to flash us. First time flash for your life.

It's just us here. No one sees.

That's why you gave me so much money, though.

That's awesome. You should be happy.

I know. I mean, we can take it back. I mean, if that's the problem. You don't

want it.

No, I need it.

There you go. See what's wrong with a little bit of cash.

Yo, she said, okay, look, there's the money.

Oh, whoa.

Oh, shy.

It's okay.

Really quick. One, two, three.

Just a quick flash?

No, no, no. I mean, lose the bra really quick.

Come on, let's see what we're working with.

Oh. Oh my god!

Damn!

There you go, let it drop.

Aww, how cute!

That's so awesome.

Okay, woohoo!

Yeah, right?

Live a little bit. It's on my bucket list.

Okay. Alright, well let go of it then. Let go of it.

Let them be free. There, now you can scream.

Is that a generally kicking head?

Yeah. And I'm hungry after jogging, too.

Uh, I think we got a footlong.

You wish it was a footlong.

Ouch, man. That hurt right here.

Right here.

Oh, my gosh. So, you nervous?

You feel good.

Don't you feel liberated?

Yeah. Do you feel free? It's like a breath of fresh air. I've never done

anything like this. This is way... I would never, ever see myself doing this.

Well, why don't you push the envelope a little more?

You want to have a seat? Just relax.

Sit next to her.

You okay with me sitting next to you?

Yeah, I just have to babysit later on, so I don't know how long this

interview's going to go. Don't worry about that.

Well, take your money. You're making good money. You don't need to... It's a

lot of money.

It is.

Is this like where you're going to save money from doing tubes?

A lot of private investors go into this. Oh, okay.

You know, I'm thinking, look how beautiful she is.

Amazing.

Absolutely amazing.

Now, you're stunning.

Look at her eyes.

You should look at her clothes, Tyler.

Look at her clothes.

Get those eyes, right?

Oh,

look.

She likes it.

This is the last time you've

had a guy kiss your back.

Like last year or something.

Wow, you haven't been with a guy in a while?

So do you like that?

It's really blessed to have had a guy do this.

Does that feel good?

Yeah. Do you want him to stop?

I honestly don't want him to stop.

But I don't know him.

You sure you don't?

What can you get from this?

I can really get that cardio in.

Is that what you guys were talking about? The cardio?

Yeah. Come on. That's fine.

Just enjoy it. That feels really nice.

It feels really nice?

Mm-hmm.

She just stared right here into the camera.

Show us those eyes.

You're cute too, stop being so funny.

The

problem

is, you're just so damn hot.

It's really, really hard to just contain myself.

Notice how she's not letting go though.

We're working out.

Nice and slow.

We'll start you off.

I'm going to give her a massage. Turn

around. You want a little massage?

Put your knees right there.

You don't mind if we massage your legs a little bit? You got a nice little jog.

It's really nice.

Everybody loves a butt massage. Is it nice?

No panties.

Wow. Do you want me to pull them back up?

Are you sure?

Are you sure you want me to pull them back up?

No, that's good.

Oh my gosh, this is amazing.

Keep that massage going.

Thank you.

Did she just say thank you? I know, she doesn't have to thank me yet. I haven't

even done anything.

That's good.

That's good.

Two fingers?

I like

that,

huh?

That's right.

That's right, suck on that finger, suck on that finger.

That's always another step.

Damn.

Whoa.

Oh.

Let's cheer up when we get out of here.

You're fucking me up!

Keep going!

Thank you.

I needed this so bad.

Keep sucking that fucking thumb. I saw that. Suck that shit.

Suck on those fucking fingers.

Brother, I'm talking to you.

See ya.

Yes, take it.

Suck that cum out of that cock nice and fast and hard.

Yes, use that hand too.

Multitask.

Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

Open that mouth nice and wide. Yes.

Yeah, I got a workout.

See, you got some cardio in.

I got some cardio in. And a protein shake. So listen, I got to tell you a

little secret.

Uh-oh. There is no workout video.

Why is she looking at me?

I kind of figured. You kind of figured that?

I mean, I'm still down if it's an opportunity.

Yeah,

you made some money today.

Where's that money? It was right... Oh, wait, there's her.

Shit, there's her.

Where's your money at? I think it fell behind the couch.

Is it back there? Hang on.

You know what?

Here, let me get out. Let's get out and let's just find that money.

We'll help you find that money. Let's just get out. Air out.

Air out everything.

Yeah, come on out. Let me check your pockets.

Yeah, right? Air it out. Let's clean up the trash a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Come on out here for a second.

I got your bra.

I got your bra.

Guys, guys, whoa, guys.

What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Well, this is awkward.

Why did they leave us here?

Well, they weren't supposed to leave us. They were sort of just supposed to leave

you.

But this is kind of awkward.

They were supposed to leave me?

Yeah. Like just fuck me and then like drop me off to the side? Yeah, but it

doesn't look like it went as planned.

Shit.

Well, um, so, well, yeah, well, yeah, that's, yeah, the funny thing is that,

um, yeah, um, so just one second, I'm gonna, yeah, let me, one second, I'm

gonna get my phone, and we'll call someone to pick us both up, oh, shit,

there they go, oh, gotta go!