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hey Mrs H that bungalow on veser Avenue

is having an open house on Saturday we

should take some clients over there

uhhuh we can go together on

Horseback sounds like fun I'll wear a

thong and sing I feel like a woman at

the top of my

lungs terrific Mrs H snap out of it we

need to go to an house on Saturday oh K

I'm going to go see a movie with Kira

but Mrs H we should sell this house to

the Douglas family they're

dumb I'm sorry van but I don't want to

work on a beautiful Saturday things are

just too good K's moved back in

Cheyenne's pregnant Barbara jeene hadn't

been over here in three

days you know Mrs H I know things are

good but you know what make them better

if we could make some money

I understand van it's just that around

here smooth sailing is as rare as

eyeglasses on a cartoon

rabbit you know you usually see them on

the

turtle anyhow I just want to enjoy

it wh wh why why are you wearing a

basketball uniform Jake you want a play

or

something no I've got practice today I

made the basketball team you you made

the team they held a try out and you

made the basketball

team yes stupid Jake

sorry

man I'm very proud of you honey hey I've

got some time this week I'll come watch

you play oh sure why would you want to

go sell house and make some dough and

you can watch some Tor sit on a bench

what are you mumbling about over there

nothing so what time's the game honey no

don't come home it'll just make me

nervous and everything are you sure

positive okay all right well have a good

time break the leg I was kidding about

that

one yeah that is great my sailing

partner is not interested in selling

Jake's on a basketball team I live in

wack oille that's

right hey Mom hey hey van

congratulations on breeding some

more not even

sincere you know what no one asked me if

she could move back in s

man what's with him oh he wants to go

horseback riding in a

thong it's a long

story K that's a beer I know you want

one no I don't want one good thing I

don't mind drinking alone Bottoms

Up Ah that's good brusi

what are you doing having a beer or as

us kids say it's all

good don't get smart with me young lady

what are you going on about since when

do you drink beer come on Mom I'm not a

kid anymore I'm 18 years old which means

it's not child abuse if I slap you

upside the

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head I don't get it Dad and Bar jeene

let me I knew it I knew those two were

behind this they're Dum in a 5B sack of

stupid they said as long as I only drink

at home and they were there it was okay

honey we have rules around here and one

of them is we don't listen to your dad

or Barbara

Jean I'm sorry Cara I'm going to have to

put my foot down on this here we go

again and what's that supposed to mean

nothing just more rules that's all nice

to be back in jail

don't tell me about rules I'm pretty

flexible if you ask me you were late

today and I didn't say anything about

that you just did yeah well don't tell

me what I just did I'll tell you what I

just did sitting around here like it's a

pub or something I tell you

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what that's a good

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brushi are planed in the past though my

life is changing fast who I am is who I

want to

be a single mom who works too hard who

loves her kids who never stops with

gentle hands and the Heart of a

f I'm a survivor

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are you too

insane no we're

bored did you tell Kira she could drink

beer yes and I know what you're going to

say wine is more ladylike

but I tell you what that kid loves the

suds I was wrong you two are dumber than

a 10 pound sack of

stupid look Rea we made a deal with Kira

that that occasionally she could have a

beer now that she's 18 it's a good way

to have some control and keep your teen

from feeling deprived of something I

read that in an article in a Parenting

Magazine or bartending magazine I can't

remember maybe it's cuz you were drunk

honey and that's what passes for wit in

this house a

Bravo okay stop it just stop it you're

still in trouble with me look Rea Kira's

never even gotten close to drunk and

she's always stayed in the house we had

her where we could keep an eye on her

yeah it's better than having her running

all over town doing God knows what

teenagers can get into some pretty racy

stuff believe me no I believe you you

know this one time I was down at possum

swallow Creek and this boy dared me yeah

she said she believes you

okay look Reva we had a pretty good

thing going with Cara here okay tell you

the truth I don't even think she likes

beer she just liked knowing that she

could have one nobody was telling her no

re we thought this over very carefully

we believe that if you trust the child

they'll make the right choices on their

own I mean Brock and I may be dealing

with a strained and painfully awkward

marriage but we are good

parents

yeah that's the dumbest thing I ever

heard in my life

buto no we're her parents not her

drinking buddies well things are going

to be different over at my house Oh and

before I leave what brand of cigarettes

do you buy for

Jake what was that for you let Jake

[Laughter]

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smoke yes I'll perform that brain

surgery as soon as I finish erasing the

deficit and flying my rocket ship back

to the

Moon see sweetie girls are smart they

can do anything they want oh my God this

top is darling I wish they made it for

really oh hey girls hey Daddy hey honey

mommy and daddy have to talk can you go

get me a Juice oh thank you

honey he's going to have to get his own

juice when you become

president hey I I I thought you didn't

want her playing with your Barbies

where have you been I just came from

Jake's basketball practice wait I

thought he didn't want anybody to see

him play he didn't that's why I went I

smelled a rat did he freak when he saw

you no no he didn't see me I used my

ninja skills to hide behind the

bleachers oh you're not going to make me

call you Sensei again are

you no well I mean I don't know

yet well how did he do awesome

never missed nothing but net oh that's

cool not cool read

this heart leads Hustlers to finals oh

boy Jakey keep

reading the team rallied with one minute

left and an offensive Outburst from

Center Jake har to win the game by Four

Points honey this is

great the hustlers will play the dragons

this Saturday for the All City

wheelchair

championships

wheelchair

wheelchair Jake is on a wheelchair

basketball team he's a fake

kid this this is bad B

dumb you okay Mom no I'm surrounded by

idiots oh you don't even know the half

of

it what did Dad and barbar jeene do now

your dad and barbar Jean have been

letting Kira drink

beer and does that deserve an and she's

a child you don't let children drink

we're not

France first off K is not a child she's

18 okay so she can vote and fight in a

war but

sober she drinking too

much no is she being

responsible yeah I guess well then leave

her alone yep Mrs H leave her alone

trust me you have bigger fish to

[Laughter]

fry what okay Mom you know what Kira

Kira's a good kid you should give her

credit for that the way you freaked

about drinking when I was her age almost

made me want to do it more oh I'll say

oh you couldn't wait to get out of here

on weekends you were dangerous out of

control

promiscuous you're were like a fret

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boy I I don't I don't know why I just

said that

[Laughter]

mom your big rules might be part of the

reason that I developed a drinking

problem Oh I knew if I waited long

enough this would become my fault that

sound

[Laughter]

gay I'm not

gay I just you know I meant sorority

chick shut up

B look Mom you can't control everything

the more rules you give her the more she

has to rebel against if you treat her

like an adult maybe she'll act like

one I don't

know oh

man I had the worst day ever I was the

only one prepared for my band practice

nobody understood my art project and

apparently they no longer make the black

lipstick I

like sounds

rough you want me to fix you a cocktail

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suddenly I appear I saw you you wish I

am the

Knight it's still light

out yeah well stick

around well I see what's going on May I

pass

Sensei no no

grasshopper now I just want to talk to

you so uh tell me how was practice okay

yeah hey let's take a seat no oh been uh

sitting too much lately huh what wow

it's pretty nice basketball kicks you

got there thanks they're new they look

brand new like they've never even

touched the old hardwood they're just

shoes man you're weird and you're a

fraud what you're a handicap fraud or is

it handic

capable doesn't matter dude I saw you at

practice it's not my fault it happened

by mistake mistake Jake how do you get

on a wheelchair basketball

team by

mistake I don't know I was just goofing

off down at the rec center and I took

this wheelchair

[Laughter]

you stole a

wheelchair you knocked down some little

tiny Tim out of his chair and stole it

oh my gosh I'm going to be

sick no it was just there in the storage

room

oh I was just rolling around and

shooting and it was amazing I couldn't

miss you know me I'm clumsy Jake you're

not that bad really you're awful go

on this guy in a wheelchair saw me and

asked if I wanted to be on the team and

before I could say no these other guys

rolled in and I was on the team and I

was

great great yeah everyone loved me I had

six girls offered to push me home

today all right but look Jake you you

got to know that this is a form of

cheating and that you shouldn't do it

and blah blah blah right

I know you're right but I can't just

quit I'm an

[Laughter]

inspiration okay so you don't quit what

here's the plan I'm going to call your

coach and I'm going to tell him that I'm

your dad and you can't play

because H

because you're

sick genius kid in a wheelchair sick how

hard is that to believe

what kind of sick I don't know uh

Spina

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colada yeah I like that spin a

colada so look now that you have your

confidence back we're going to get you

on a regular basketball team come on go

ahead take a shot

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what do you expect you have spin

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colada here come on honey breakfast is

on the

table oh hey thanks I uh appreciate it

but uh I don't have the

time hereo

yeah where where did that boy come from

he wasn't here when I went to bed last

night I'll give him a break mom he just

got out of

prison hero I'm kidding he's the bass

player for my band and he came over last

night to finish a

song no no no not in my house see that's

what happens when you let one little

bitty rule slide nothing happened we

fell asleep you fell asleep yes yes

what's the problem I was in the bed and

he was on my floor no my floor my floor

my house and that boy is not welcome to

sleep on my floor in my house yep the

warden's back oh yeah she's backing

better than ever as long as you live in

my house you will live by my rules and

there will be no boys coming in at night

and leaving in the morning none fine

well maybe then I'll just move back in

with d oh oh that reminds me no more

threatening of moving out you live here

now and you'll live here until you go to

college I'm the boss I make the rules

and you live by them you understand me

yeah yeah and there will be no more

drinking in this house there will be no

drinking over at your father's house of

Giggles

either yes ma'am oh a new rule you have

to whistle all the way through the door

when you leave what yeah that's a new

rule K you do it

that one probably won't

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stick okay so anytime cares over your

house I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't

let her

drink and by appreciate it I I mean

don't let her

drink but I can still drink

[Laughter]

right because he is

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boring like you're the one that's boring

oh no you are no you are no you

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are I just have a little bit of homework

and then a band meeting at 7:00 so I

should be home around 10:00 if that's

right okay just check in with me okay I

will wow things seem to be really

working out over here Reba yep yeah I

tried to tell barbar jeene we needed

more boundaries you did not yes I did

you did not yes I did you did yes I told

you I told you speaking of boundaries I

think we need to talk about you guys

bickering in front of people all the

time we do not bicker

hello hi I'm here to check on Wheels I

think you had the wrong house oh I'm

sorry I'm coach Donahue I was looking

for Jake Hart we call him Wheels I'm

Jake's father can I help you oh sorry to

hear about the spin of

colada hey

oh oh he's healed

it's a

miracle Wheels can walk