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hey Mom oh hey Kira you got in another

college application this one's from

Texas Women's University an all girls

school what's the point of

college here you got to get on this

college is just right around the corner

no Jake's around the corner getting beat

up by a

girl yeah she relaxing

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college is a long time away 10 months is

not a long time is it really only 10

months yeah you're going to be going

before you know it wow I guess I will

yeah and honey if you don't take care of

this on your own you'll be going to good

buddy Trucking

Academy Jak fetal position fetal

position man that chick really likes

him Mrs H what are you doing what's it

look like I'm doing I'm making a salad

you

donkey yeah I see that in the middle of

the day we have work to do do I have to

remind you that I gave up a great

opportunity with Norse realy to stick

with you apparently because you bring it

up every 10 seconds and yet you choose

to waste time feeding your family I I I

don't I don't get

it then look I know you want to work

harder so this is what I've come up with

instead of us getting to the office at

8:00 in the morning we get there at 7:45

what do you think about that wow with

that go- get him attitude I'm surprised

you don't run the world

then just listen 15 minutes adds up to 6

hours and 15 minutes a month heck you've

wasted twice that much just noodling

over there in the garage this week

noodling

noling Mrs

H I have a surprise for you it is cool

it is awesome and it is in the very

garage that you just mentioned a van I

don't want to see two spiders mating

again don't worry she ate them after

they did it come on

Tada Welcome to our new state-of-the-art

home office wow so this is what you've

been doing over

here okay where's the lawn mower under

your bed do you see Mrs H do you see now

we don't have to go to the office to

work you can come down here anytime day

or night even in your bath robob with no

makeup on just just give me the heads up

if you're going to be doing that ring

ring hello Rea Hart here in my new home

office oh it's a good question potential

client let me consult my newly installed

files oh my how convenient a database of

every listing in the Houston area would

you looky there my son-in-law is not a

donkey call you back huh yeah and while

I'm doing all this work stuff who's

doing everything else around the house

you ding what's that oh yes the laundry

is

done now I take out the laundry right

when it's dry and fold it so it doesn't

wrinkle and then I iron it just the way

van likes

it well van I got to hand it to you

looks like You' thought of everything

that's right because that's what you get

when your partner is a genius

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and if you need some fresh

air my rots are planted in the past

though my life is changing fast who I am

is who I want to

be a single mom who works too hard who

loves her kids

never stops with G hands in the heart of

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a I'm a

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surv all right Mrs H I made a list of

200 potential clients that we need to

call by the end of the day I also

written up some really cool ice breakers

hi I'm re har and I'm dying

I'm dying to sell your

house got your attention didn't it I

don't know van calling a 100 people in

one day is't that a little much no no

cuz I was thinking why is noris realy so

successful and then it hit me it's cuz

they sell more

houses by you really do understand this

business I understand that if I wanted

to be rich and successful I would have

taken the offer from noris real team

instead I'm a loyal hardworking good

person with nice hair and a killer

smile that's not a killer smile that's a

smile of a

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killer hey

poodle oh aren't those the best it's

hard to believe they're fat free it's

hard to believe they're

food I told you eating healthy would

make you feel better now I know it's an

adjustment but honey I'm just so proud

of you okay Dad double chili

cheeseburger a side of onion rings and a

chocolate shake

oh and they stamped your card so you got

a free apple pie

yes

Brock honey oh don't worry baby I'm

going to eat this on the treadmill

the way that man eats just makes me so

mad I could spit which I will not do

because a lady doesn't spit although my

aunt used to spit

professionally she trained in

France Barbie Jean I have something I

want to tell you and when I do I don't

want you to cry or make a big deal about

it oh my gosh is it my aunt's saliva is

she dead oh God oh

God no

no I want to move back in with my

mom

oh I

see please don't be upset oh oh you it's

it's it's not about you you I was um you

know I was

the I was just thinking about my aunt

you

know I I should really go see here you

know I haven't seen her since she won

the Baton Rouge spit

off look I know this isn't easy for you

but I'm going to be going to college in

less than a year and I just wanted to

spend that time with my mom you

understand right oh sure of course I do

so you're not upset or angry no no honey

no in fact I'm actually I'm actually

kind of proud of you think you made the

right decision thanks Barb of course

jeez yes Mr Mr Mr Johnson yeah even with

20% capital gain you're looking at a

profit of

$6,295 made 83 calls how about

you well seven but In fairness number

four was lonely and wanted to talk about

her

cats come on Mrs H we need to

concentrate the only thing that we

should be focusing on is real real

estate real estate real estate by the

way Wednesday okay then I got to go okay

sir now about to your house Mom

Elizabeth may or may not have flushed

something down the toilet what well

let's just say her pink dolly is missing

and the bathroom is flooded well stick

your hand down the toilet oh no no not

you sir hello Mom I need your help honey

I'm cooking dinner J go help your sister

clean up ew gross oh you are such a

little girl Mrs H you hung up on me and

I had to come all the way from the

office to talk to you f dinner will be

ready when it's ready this is not about

dinner this is about your poor work

ethic poor work ethic I've been busting

my hump since 6:00 a.m. seven calls

you're barely scratching your

hump then look I am trying my hardest

but I have other responsibilities I am

the head of this household every little

thing that goes on around here has to

come through me I have to juggle work

and the family so do I why do you think

I'm pushing it so hard I don't know why

are you because Chey is having a

baby I did not know

that oh B we're going to have another

baby so this is why you've been acting

so insane yes a baby is coming and I

guarantee you it's going to show up with

no money wait wait wait wait wait wait

here's the thing Cheyenne doesn't want

you to know and we're talking about my

grandchild here Chey's wishes mean

nothing to me wa this says H it just

happened and she doesn't want you to

worry with your high blood pressure and

short fuse you're a ticking

bomb when we tell people you'll be the

first okay I understand I'll try to

contain my excitement thank you and just

don't gush and coup or she'll know

something's up okay promise yes man I

promise

okay what I'm just going to the bathroom

well well if you're going to go on break

you're going to need to sign

out

okay

you there's no I in Reba

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Bara jeene is that

you what are you doing I changed my mind

I'm not letting you go why I explained

why I'm moving back no I want to spend

time with my mommy oh

please no teenager wants to spend time

with their parents you are doing this

because Brock and I are

crazy well as hard as it is to say this

to somebody who's chaining me into a

room you are not crazy oh really Kira I

have 400 Beanie

Babies I have them arranged by

occupation your father he's got a tan

that makes them look like a piece of

Melba

toast and he just bought a Harley that

he likes to call crotch

Pig a good Lord Kira we're lunatic

look I'm not saying you guys can't be a

little

challenging but I have loved living

here you mean

it

yes what you said about teenagers is

true I might have even felt that way

about my mom when I moved in here but

you've changed

me I've changed you hearing you

talk hearing you talk about Mom and how

much you love her it made me realize how

special she is I owe you for

that

oh I am

responsible for the reunification of you

and your

mother go to her

go to your mother she needs your love I

was kind

of don't question my wisdom just go go

and love her with your newly healed

heart I'm not

crazy I'm a saint

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hi

Cheyenne hi Mom ooh ice

cream you know I don't know what made me

think of this but uh when I was pregnant

with Jake I ate a ton of ice cream yeah

look what happened to

him can I hug you what for no

reason I love you I love you you're so

you're so do

Mom are you all right you're acting

weird oh I'm doing great you know I'm

taking this new medication from high

blood pressure and it's really working

you smoking that

medicine you're so funny you're funny

enough for two

people no what I was talking about is

that since I've been taking this new

medicine my blood pressure is perfect so

you can spring anything on me you want

to it it's no problem

Bo Jake what do you mean sneaking up on

me like that what do you thinking but

you just said that I'm when you ever

listen to me now get upstairs before you

give me a heart

attack

children hey speaking of children you

know I I was watching Elizabeth the

other day and she seems so

lonely we probably ought to get her a

pet or a

baby pet

just thought I'd share that with

you got anything you want to share with

me nope I'm

good okay we'll talk

later sorry what was

that nothing

okay Mom yes honey

nothing okay Mom oh yes honey never mind

oh sh I'm getting dizy I'm pregnant I'm

no B told to kill him

after we

celebrate honey why the secret I mean

you told me you was pregnant when you

were in high school I thought this would

be so much

easier well actually this time it's it's

a little harder what are you talking

about well with the new baby van and I

we're going to move

out what yeah we're we're growing family

and there's no room here oh sure there

is heck when I was born we were living

with my grandparents and they kept me on

a shoe box on top of the

radiator a we're no longer two kids in

high school trying to raise a baby we're

two adults with a growing family it's

time

oh I

see come on Mom you had to know that

this was going to happen someday not

really

you know I always thought that you guys

would never get your life together and

you'd just be here with me

forever was that really what you wanted

for us well a mother can dream can't

she look Mom Van's going to find a house

really close by and you can come over

whenever you want you don't want me

hanging around an old meddling

mother-in-law barging in oh Mom well I

have a

lock I love you I love love you too and

I love you too you little

troublemaker what made you too make this

big decision right now

well van was out in the garage looking

at these two

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spiders what's this don't touch that

those are all the listings on the market

today and a bunch of frozen waffles

I want the files to look really

full and what's that these are the

houses that Chey and I are looking at

and why are you here is this the only

place where you can hide from the

sunlight well I heard that besides

knocking at my sister you were actually

good at something I had to see it for

myself well now that you have why don't

you go to The Malt Shop and hang out

with potsy and

Ralph hey what's with the tape no no

don't touch it

from it why not because if you do I will

follow you to college stand out in front

of your dorm and tell everyone I see

that I'm your boyfriend and I will say

it like

this she's my girlfriend I love

her man we need to talk have you signed

back in look this thing with you and

Chey moving out I wasn't happy about it

at first but in the long run I think

it'll be great for everyone and I

understand about you w to work so hard

for your family because family is the

most important

thing yep that's my old Carrot

Top yeah and to prove it I'm going to

get to work right now on this phone list

all right Mama is that how you really

feel yep work work work oh cuz um I

actually wanted to move back in with

you don't mess with me car because right

now I'm very fragile

no I mean it yes I'm taking the day off

oh this is age we have work to do family

comes first van let's go fix your room

up sign out for

me no don't take

it I have got to move those shelves

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so we're moving out

Cheyenne we are finally adults I know

this is the biggest thing to happen

there since we became parents you know

all thanks to your mom she let us stay

here when we needed help and now she's

letting us leave she is something else

isn't she I just hope when it comes time

for us to let Elizabeth go we can be as

selfless as she is

Mrs H what are you doing I changed my

mind nobody's going

nowhere start pack and I'll get the bolt

cutters she got the back door too tie

some sheets together we're going out the

window