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We now disrupt your previously scheduled version of Junior to bring you... Andre

Johnson. New year, new me.

Big expectations.

And I'm picking up right where I left off after way too turn-fest as an

official entrepreneurial studies major. Because what is a bigger boss move?

to being your own boss.

I spent the summer handling all of my general requirements so that I could

spend a year figuring out what kind of entrepreneur I want to be.

Because I may have felt like I got a slow start to the summer, but I did

something about it.

And I'm not just talking academically.

Yeah.

While Zoe and Aaron were dealing with the struggles of living on top of each

other... Am I the only one that closes cabinets around here?

I closed one yesterday, honey.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, it's easier to get things when you keep them open.

Yeah? You closed one yesterday?

One? Whose Ninja Turtle socks are these? And why do I live with two men who both

own Ninja Turtle socks?

Annika and I were struggling with wanting to be on top of each other from

1,700 miles apart.

And after one long-ass summer, we were both

ready for this reunion.

Sorry, Junior

Because people who can't walk have it so good.

Who's ready for year two, bitches?

Oh,

those go in that room, and you can start color coordinating my closet.

God, I love my fans.

I missed you guys.

I missed you, too.

I've been getting the villain edit on the show, so they love when I boss them

around. Am I in the right place? Could have swore the sign outside said...

sober dorm well it might as well say genius dorm because we totally gamed the

system cal u has these themed dorms like the asian american dorms and the lgbtq

plus dorms that we just signed up for the least popular one which was the

sober dorm duh cool cool man it was great catching up with you guys you want

to show me the crown molding in your room buttercup i'd love to my beige

prince we're still trying to figure out the right pet names for each other yeah

Try harder.

Finally alone together after a long, long three months.

Well, some things are worth waiting for.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I just feel a little gross and sweaty from moving.

Babe, I don't care if you ran a marathon around the sun. You're still perfect to

me. I just want to feel right, you know? There's just such high expectations.

Especially after all this time about us fantasizing about our first time. Ooh,

tell me more about that.

I'm serious.

We just have to wait a little bit longer.

Okay. I understand. You know what? You get in the shower, make yourself feel

right. I will head over to my place, set the mood, and make everything feel

special. Your mama raised you right, Andre.

So, um, is he in 30?

Um, I'm just kidding.

Sorry, did you say something?

No? Okay.

Figure time, but not too long. Boy, if you don't get out of here...

Great, yeah, you can send the rider over to dougiefizzleproductfizzle

at censor.net, and I think we're all set.

No, no, no, you have a blessed day.

Okay, all right, bye-bye, take care now.

Your boy just reached middle shelf status at Bar None.

Well, anyone can be middle shelf status at Bar None. That's how bars work.

Well, anyone didn't just confirm Anderson Pack and the Free Nationals to

perform an underground show at Bar None's school year kickoff party. So I

will be getting alcohol gratis. Like your living arrangement?

Bro, why do you have to be like that?

Aaron, are those your three years that I found in my bubble bath?

Who can say?

You know, maybe they're your hairs that you insist on rubbing on the shower

wall. Like you're collecting them for later.

Okay. Those hairs obviously came from a 4C dragon tail. Okay, maybe I missed a

few strains. Do you mind drying off? Because you're dripping on the computer

and you know I don't believe in warranties. Okay, you know what? You

better start that dragon tail a whole little OnlyFans account on the side

because you owe me 40 bucks for that Coleman cucumber bath bomb that I

wasted.

Those are my bath bombs.

I don't know why she's so edgy. You know what I mean? I really don't get it.

She's not making any money. She had to fire her staff.

Anti-muses and meth.

Okay, wait. I am... I hear it out loud now. That makes sense. I'm thinking this

is more than just hairs in a bathroom shower. Aaron, can you focus, please?

Maybe I just need to do something to bring us back to our romantic summer

loving, you know?

Show her that she's my priority.

Lay down that PhD.

Pimps us on the D.

Yeah.

Kiki, I appreciate you helping me out part-time. I feel like this is a nice

new chapter in our friendship, except you're my protege. Oh, hold up.

I'm not looking to be your young grasshopper. You need help, and I need a

new job now that I've left R.A. Hell.

I'm just, I'm here to help throw parties instead of busting them.

Well, I've got some big plans for this year. Come on.

Kicking off with this Anderson Paak show, and this...

It's going to exceed expectations, I can feel.

So, did you get everything off the rider, including the premium VIP green

room for the talent? This is actually why I called you down here.

Are you familiar with a program called Pimp My Closet? No.

Okay, we're about to.

Well, then I will need a power washer to clean with, not the filiconiac.

Okay, less critiquing and more pimping, all right? Thank you.

Thanks, Kiki. Later.

Okay. To you, freshman.

I know we've been low-key Ike and Tina lately, so I thought a romantic

rejuvenation dinner was in order.

Thank you, baby.

Yeah. And you know you did not have to go through all this trouble.

Plus, can I say I'm sorry?

I know I've been a little extra stressed about anti-muse lately, and I've been

taking it out on you and the cabinets, which, by the way, I noticed are all

closed. That's because you're my number one priority. And you're mine.

Let me turn my record off. All right.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God. Whoa. This is an email from Genevieve Evans from Instagram Fashion.

Oh, wow.

Okay. Whoa.

She invited me to be a correspondent at this year's Fashion Week?

I thought she was just another person that was blowing me off, but I guess

this means that she was blowing me in? She's blowing you in, babe. She's

blowing me in? She's blowing you in.

Oh, my God.

Oh. I'd love to see you two lovebirds happily sharing a nest.

You celebrating some big news?

Yeah, now we are. I think I just got a chance to resuscitate anti-muse.

You guys want to celebrate with us?

Uh, we don't want to intrude on your private couple time.

On a totally unrelated note, don't come in my room for 20 minutes.

Actually, you know what? I had a Gatorade today.

Make that 30.

Welcome to my love den.

We've got peony petals leading to the bed because roses are for basic bitches,

enough candles to make boys to men blush, and I even found Michael B.

Jordan's personal panty dropper playlist.

It's mostly just the Creed II soundtrack, but it's still fire.

I'm here for it, B.

Waiting was totally the move.

Now... Time to reward all that patience, Mr. Johnson.

Okay,

so when is this fashion week?

Well, the public calls it a week, but it's really more like a month.

Okay, that's very misleading.

Remind me to never see a scary movie with you. Okay, I may jump at first.

But then the purple belt in me kicks in.

Too late.

You know, I just really think this is exactly what Antimuse and I need to make

a comeback.

Hit the New York pavement.

Start pitching on the go.

Charming investors.

Are they always this loud?

Most of the time.

Just let the sensual sounds of an MBJ take you away.

Hey, you know what? I could use some of that time light on me right about now.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, you know, I don't see Princess Charlie, but listen.

Like the way you play.

Yeah.

Okay, we've reached the point of no return. Where are my headphones?

At least she's getting lucky tonight.

That is literally my sister.

Don't worry, everyone.

I picked up your theme dorm welcome packet.

We got me, Annika, Zara, and... Sophia?

Sophia? Yeah, how is Sophia?

Maybe they spelled my name wrong.

Girl.

Like, really, really wrong?

Lauren, you filled out the safety waiver, right? You know, the one I

forwarded to everyone three times with the all-cap subject line, fill this out

right now or we won't live together?

Girl. Look, I know I come off as a strong, unbothered female, but the truth

is I'm still not over Zeke, so waivers are really triggering for me right now.

Waivers? Like football waivers? Like Zeke? How is this not obvious?

I support your self-care, girl.

But question your decision-making.

Excuse me.

Am I unhoused now?

Wow. The L.A. homelessness crisis is real.

After a few attempts to make our first time together memorable, Anika and I

decided third time would be the charm. But first, we had to celebrate the big

win of landing Anderson Pack and the free Nationals for Doug.

Oh, my God. I love to see it. The kids are hyped.

Looks like they're all on detergent pops.

No, this is all for AP and the free Nats. And also, thanks to this man right

here. Yes, sir. I'm always happy to fire up the old Migos tech chain to help a

Gamma brother out.

So exciting.

We didn't miss them, right? No, no, no. They're chilling down in the basement

green room. I had to get them everything on their rider.

Hope it's enough to distract them from the half power wash basement.

Well, I'm about to go tend to the talent.

I made an executive decision about the essential oil diffuser.

I went with vanilla chiffon.

Hopefully they rock with it.

I'll see you guys. Have a good night.

To the bar, guys? To the bar. To the bar.

What's up, fellas?

These are my favorite nationals.

We'll probably get you guys on in the next tent. Cool? No, hold up, Doc.

Ain't no rush.

This vanilla chiffon is next level cozy.

Hey, will you get this picture of Diana Ross?

It's giving me love instinctively, man.

Say, how about we push that 10 to about an hour 15?

See where we at after that. No, no, no, come on. Y'all don't want to be down

here with the plush couches and the sushi boats and the premium alcohol.

That's exactly what y'all want, isn't it?

This place is nicer than my condo, man.

But there's a bunch of sweaty, drunk college students expecting to see you

guys upstairs, and I'd hate to disappoint. Hey, pipe down, okay?

About to play our shit.

Okay.

But y'all could really play our shit up there.

Yeah, yeah. Give us a minute. Give us a minute.

Okay, another

toast. Or is that too many toasts? No, no, no, no. Not for me.

To being blown in.

To being blown in. To Fashion Monk.

It'll really be nothing, though.

Because if you think about it, you'll be so busy, and I'll be busy, and we'll

just pretend like I'm working in the other room, because I am. It's just that

that other room is 3,000 miles away.

Yeah. Yeah.

Honey, we've, uh... We know this playbook.

And yet here we are.

Hey, guys!

Uh... Would you finally come celebrate with us? We'd love it if you guys...

Please? Yeah, we were just... We were just on our way out. No,

you're staying because I'm going to get some drinks.

Four-way toast.

Yep.

I just want to do it two-way.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

Does he sound happy?

Yeah, totally.

Really happy. Yeah?

Because you guys did long distance and you were fine.

Hell, we did long distance and we were fine, just...

And they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Right?

Good evening, Cal, you Titans. Make some noise.

pleasure of introducing to you tonight the act you've all been waiting for.

When I say free, you say Nationals free.

When I say Anderson, you say Pac Anderson.

We

should

have just stayed downstairs.

That's why y'all can't have nice things.

What happened to free whiskey?

Yeah, I think AP and the Free Nationals took it as party favors.

Oh, man, this is a disaster.

Like, the higher I set my expectations, the harder I fall every time.

I mean, look, we're in a basement.

That one on there, this isn't so bad for a basement.

It's actually pretty cool.

Yeah, no, it's... No, it doesn't just have to be a basement, you're right.

I mean, there's actually a vibe.

I could turn this into my own sophisticated speakeasy situation.

Live performances, all that. Oh, there you go.

And they took my Diana Ross print.

Yeah, I think you got hustled by Emerson back in the pre-nationals.

Yeah, I did.

Setting expectations can be the first step to disappointment.

But letting go of them can be the first step to freedom.

Fuck, I've wanted this for so long.

No time to tell you.

That was... uh... nice?

Yeah. That was really, really, uh, solid.

So I entered this year.

New year, new me, big expectations.

But maybe I should have gone a little more medium.

You want to get it ready?

No.

I would have even taken it medium well.

May I have this dance?

So,

when are you leaving?

They haven't booked my travel, but they do want me to leave right away.

You know what I was thinking? Maybe I could fly up there and meet you.

Yeah.

I'd really love that.

They said my first day off is in two weeks, and I started scheduling meetings

with design houses in New York, and then if that goes well, they'll bring me to

London for UK Fashion Week.

None of it's a sure thing, though.

Zoe, you were a for sure thing.

But my question to you is, in your dream world,

Where do you end up?

In New York.

We both know we can't do this anymore.

I know that you have to go. Hell, I want you to go, even though it breaks my

heart.

But I cannot pretend that I don't know how this long video can bang in.

So what now?

But I know that I love you.

So much.

I love you too.

I still cannot believe that you fit everything in this one suitcase.

Oh, no. Are you crazy?

I shipped it all. This is just my plain skin care.

I know you're going to look good on the outside, but how about the inside?

How are you feeling?

I don't know. I'm feeling a lot of things.

I've left before, but also the first time Aaron hasn't brought me to the

airport.

Yeah. Yeah, I know it hurts like hell, but I feel like...

Most of the time, the most mature decision is the most painful one.

And you guys are both headed in the right direction, even if it's away from

each other.

Maybe you're right.

You're a pretty good brother.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you. I love you, too.

Safe flight.

Want me to help you with those bags, freshman?

You hate to see me go, but love to watch me walk away, huh?

Maybe just a little.