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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:34,878 Girl: THERE ONCE WERE SOME IRISH FOLK, 2 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,727 BUT SADLY, THEY WERE QUITE BROKE. 3 00:00:37,758 --> 00:00:41,726 SO THEY PACKED UP THEIR CRATES AND MOVED TO THE STATES, 4 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:46,079 AND THEIR FORTUNE THEY BROUGHT IN A POKE. 5 00:00:46,111 --> 00:00:51,839 NOW, THEIR LUCK, IT CAME FAST, AND THEIR FORTUNES GREW VAST, 6 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:54,879 BECAUSE THEY STOLE THE LUCK OF A CREATURE, 7 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:59,166 BUT THE THING GOT AWAY, AND THEIR GOLD TURNED TO HAY. 8 00:00:59,199 --> 00:01:03,967 THE TOWN WAS APPALLED, AND FOOLS THEY WERE CALLED, 9 00:01:03,999 --> 00:01:08,414 FOR EVER DARING TO GAIN FROM THE DREADED LUCHORPAIN. 10 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:15,103 BUT... THAT ALL CAME LONG BEFORE ME. 11 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:21,535 MY PART IN THIS TALE STARTS EXACTLY AS IT ENDS... 12 00:01:21,566 --> 00:01:23,423 WITH A BANG. 13 00:01:28,894 --> 00:01:30,814 YOU MISSED IT HIGH RIGHT, TOOTS. 14 00:01:30,847 --> 00:01:33,374 YOU'RE TOO GOOD A SHOT TO MISS IT HIGH RIGHT. 15 00:01:33,406 --> 00:01:35,966 LET'S ADJUST THAT SIGHT. 16 00:01:35,999 --> 00:01:40,703 LIFE IS ALL ABOUT MATH, ALCHEMY, AND LUCK. 17 00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:44,543 WITH US O'HARAS, IT'S MOSTLY LUCK. 18 00:01:44,574 --> 00:01:46,654 YEAH, YOU AND THAT LUCKY BOAR'S TOOTH. 19 00:01:46,687 --> 00:01:49,535 IT'S AN IRRATIONAL WORLD. 20 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:52,255 I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. I JUST BREAK THEM. 21 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,382 DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE ALL THAT STUFF? 22 00:01:56,414 --> 00:01:59,902 YOU KNOW, LUCK AND FAIRIES AND MAGIC? 23 00:01:59,934 --> 00:02:01,503 I CERTAINLY DO. 24 00:02:01,534 --> 00:02:03,903 NO, BUT REALLY. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT? 25 00:02:03,935 --> 00:02:06,655 THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HENRIETTA, 26 00:02:06,686 --> 00:02:09,150 THAN ARE DREAMT UP IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. 27 00:02:09,182 --> 00:02:10,591 WHAT? 28 00:02:10,622 --> 00:02:12,351 EXACTLY. 29 00:02:26,302 --> 00:02:27,999 YOU GOT ONE IN THE CHAMBER? 30 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:28,990 NO. 31 00:02:29,022 --> 00:02:30,942 PUT ONE IN. 32 00:02:30,975 --> 00:02:33,440 THERE IT IS. FOLLOW ME. COME ON. 33 00:02:44,222 --> 00:02:45,920 POP! 34 00:05:17,022 --> 00:05:18,783 KAREN, YOU ALL RIGHT? 35 00:05:18,814 --> 00:05:20,190 YEAH, I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 36 00:05:20,223 --> 00:05:22,143 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW ME. 37 00:05:22,173 --> 00:05:24,320 I KNOW. I GOT A LITTLE TURNED AROUND. 38 00:06:35,198 --> 00:06:37,566 YOU OK? IS SHE OK? 39 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,390 YOU OK? 40 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:41,406 SHE'S FINE. SHE JUST GOT SPUN AROUND AND KNOCKED DOWN. 41 00:06:41,437 --> 00:06:43,774 FELL DOWN? HONEY, SWEETHEART, 42 00:06:43,807 --> 00:06:45,439 ARE YOU DOING ALL RIGHT? 43 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:47,165 YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE? 44 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,447 I WAS WALKING... 45 00:06:48,477 --> 00:06:50,014 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 46 00:06:50,045 --> 00:06:51,806 THOSE DAMN BOARS ARE DANGEROUS! 47 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,718 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A HUNTING LICENSE, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 48 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,703 WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED A HUNTING LICENSE FOR? I KNOW YOU. 49 00:06:56,735 --> 00:06:59,167 IF YOU KNEW ME, YOU KNOW HOW PISSED OFF I'D BE 50 00:06:59,197 --> 00:07:01,630 IF I KNEW YOU TOOK HER OUT. 51 00:07:01,662 --> 00:07:03,741 IT'S ONE THING TO PUT YOUR OWN LIFE IN DANGER. 52 00:07:03,774 --> 00:07:05,727 ALL RIGHT? IT'S QUITE ANOTHER TO PUT KAREN'S. 53 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,350 YOU'RE CROSSING THE LINE, OLD MAN. WHAT? 54 00:07:08,382 --> 00:07:09,726 SHE'S VERY CAPABLE. 55 00:07:09,758 --> 00:07:11,358 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE, OK? 56 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,150 BUT WHEN I LOOK AT HER, I SEE A LITTLE GIRL. 57 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,046 WELL, OPEN YOUR EYES. 58 00:07:14,077 --> 00:07:15,070 MY EYES ARE OPEN. 59 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,767 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SEE? 60 00:07:16,799 --> 00:07:18,014 THEY SEE THE WHOLE TOWN 61 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,805 SAYING YOUR POP IS A LUNATIC. 62 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:21,694 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN DEFENDING YOU... TILL NOW. 63 00:07:21,725 --> 00:07:23,134 BECAUSE I BELIEVE THEM. 64 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:25,790 THEY'RE RIGHT. THEY'RE ALL RIGHT. 65 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:29,726 WHAT? I HURT YOUR FEELINGS? I'M SORRY. 66 00:07:29,757 --> 00:07:30,783 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 67 00:07:58,335 --> 00:08:00,799 WHAT IN THE HELL? 68 00:08:09,503 --> 00:08:12,638 I SHOULD HAVE MOVED MY CAT AND DOG. 69 00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:33,533 WHAT IN THE HELL? 70 00:08:37,534 --> 00:08:39,966 YOU WANT MY GOLD TOOTH? 71 00:09:26,590 --> 00:09:29,598 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 72 00:09:29,631 --> 00:09:32,479 DAD, I DIDN'T... 73 00:09:32,511 --> 00:09:35,999 DIDN'T JUST FALL IN THE WOODS. 74 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:37,534 SOMETHING ATTACKED ME. 75 00:09:37,566 --> 00:09:39,069 ATTACKED? 76 00:09:39,101 --> 00:09:42,591 WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ATTACKED YOU? 77 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,095 AN ANIMAL? 78 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:50,718 IT GOT CAUGHT IN SOME ROOTS, I SHOT IT, AND IT RAN. 79 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,509 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAFE, 80 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:53,758 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW 81 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:57,119 WHAT IT IS YOU'RE SHOOTING AT, HONEY. 82 00:09:58,558 --> 00:09:59,615 WHAT? 83 00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:02,527 I'M JUST GLAD THAT POPS IS TEACHING YOU 84 00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:05,630 TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 85 00:10:19,198 --> 00:10:20,446 HEY, HAP. 86 00:10:20,478 --> 00:10:22,239 TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU. 87 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:24,543 GRAB SOME REAL ESTATE. I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 88 00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:29,885 LUCKY NUMBER 7. 89 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,998 YOU READY TO TALK ABOUT IT, 90 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,430 OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NUMBER 8? 91 00:10:34,463 --> 00:10:36,095 AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT 92 00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:37,533 "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT" CRAP. 93 00:10:37,566 --> 00:10:39,487 WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT CRAP. 94 00:10:50,046 --> 00:10:51,903 I ALMOST GOT KAREN KILLED. 95 00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,366 WHAT? HOW? 96 00:10:54,398 --> 00:10:58,750 HUNTING... KEENING WOODS. 97 00:10:58,781 --> 00:11:00,446 TEMPING FATE HUNTING OVER THERE ALL THE TIME. 98 00:11:00,478 --> 00:11:01,469 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 99 00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:02,815 HAVEN'T FOUND ANY FAIRY FOLK 100 00:11:02,846 --> 00:11:05,247 OVER THERE IN OVER A HUNDRED YEARS. 101 00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:06,846 BUT SOMETHING'S WRONG. 102 00:11:06,877 --> 00:11:08,445 DON'T START WITH THE LEPRECHAUNS AGAIN. 103 00:11:08,477 --> 00:11:09,694 I'M STILL PICKING TEETH OFF THE FLOOR 104 00:11:09,726 --> 00:11:11,069 FROM THE LAST FIGHT YOU STARTED 105 00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:13,790 OVER THOSE DAMN THINGS. 106 00:11:13,822 --> 00:11:14,973 HERE. JUST BE GLAD 107 00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:16,894 YOU'RE NOT OLD MAN McHENRY. 108 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,654 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 109 00:11:18,685 --> 00:11:21,822 WELL, HIS BED-AND-BREAKFAST BURNED DOWN ON TUESDAY. LOOK. 110 00:11:23,775 --> 00:11:25,407 ANYBODY GET HURT? 111 00:11:25,438 --> 00:11:27,679 NO, BUT STILL... 112 00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:30,814 LUCK OF THE IRISH. 113 00:11:30,846 --> 00:11:35,967 NO NUMBER 8's TILL YOU STOP WITH THE LEPRECHAUN CRAP. 114 00:11:35,998 --> 00:11:38,335 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU FINE FOLKS? 115 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,886 DAD? 116 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,005 DAD? 117 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,719 Man: HELLO. HI, HONEY. 118 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,895 GOD. I THINK SOMETHING'S IN THE HOUSE. 119 00:13:24,926 --> 00:13:26,526 YOU WHAT? 120 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,286 THE DOOR'S OPEN. THE ALARM WENT OFF. 121 00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,598 I THINK SOMEONE'S HERE! 122 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:32,318 GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND LOCK THE DOOR. 123 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,725 GO. MOVE. NOW. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 124 00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,293 WHY AREN'T YOU WALKING? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 125 00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:36,382 OK. 126 00:13:39,005 --> 00:13:39,933 ARE YOU THERE? 127 00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:42,045 ARE YOU... I HEARD THE DOOR. 128 00:13:42,078 --> 00:13:44,734 ARE YOU IN? 129 00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:47,135 SWEETIE? ALL RIGHT. NOW LISTEN TO ME. 130 00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:49,950 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? HONEY? 131 00:13:49,982 --> 00:13:51,327 YEAH. 132 00:13:51,357 --> 00:13:53,247 OK. THEN YOU DO EXACTLY AS I SAY. 133 00:13:53,278 --> 00:13:55,454 YOU GET UNDER THE BED RIGHT NOW. 134 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,278 IT'S THE SAFEST PLACE TO BE. GO. HELLO? 135 00:13:57,309 --> 00:13:58,941 AAH! 136 00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:00,893 TAG, KAREN. YOU'RE DEAD. 137 00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,847 YOU'RE DEAD, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 138 00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:42,494 HURRY UP. 139 00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:46,654 HEY. 140 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,213 HEY. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WEREN'T COMING TO SCHOOL? 141 00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:52,221 YEAH. SORRY. I ONLY DECIDED A FEW MINUTES AGO. 142 00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:54,078 WHAT'S THAT? 143 00:14:54,109 --> 00:14:56,959 SOME KIND OF WEIRD PLANT RASH. 144 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,783 EW... 145 00:14:58,813 --> 00:15:00,989 OK. YOU LOOK WEIRD. WHAT'S WRONG? 146 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:03,390 I WAS ATTACKED. 147 00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:05,182 WHAT? BY WHO? 148 00:15:05,213 --> 00:15:07,102 SOME ANIMAL OUT IN THE WOODS. 149 00:15:07,134 --> 00:15:09,214 HOLY CRAP, KAREN. ARE YOU OK? 150 00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:10,621 YEAH, YEAH. I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 151 00:15:10,653 --> 00:15:12,382 POP WAS THERE. I HAD MY GUN. 152 00:15:12,414 --> 00:15:14,461 I SHOT AT IT, AND IT RAN. 153 00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:15,902 IF YOU NEED ME TO BAIL, I TOTALLY CAN. 154 00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:17,149 NO. THAT'S FINE. 155 00:15:17,181 --> 00:15:18,621 JUST... GO TO SCHOOL, AND I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 156 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,189 ARE YOU SURE? 157 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:21,662 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 158 00:15:21,694 --> 00:15:22,750 FEEL BETTER. 159 00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:23,677 YEAH. 160 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:24,926 BYE. 161 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,478 KAREN, HEY. 162 00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:37,982 HEY, KARL. 163 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:39,230 HEY. YEAH. FROM THE KEENING COURIER. 164 00:15:39,262 --> 00:15:41,149 I ALSO HAVE THAT BLOG THAT I WRITE CALLED "STRANGE HAPPENINGS." 165 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:42,237 I HAVE SEEN IT. 166 00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:43,325 AH, COOL. 167 00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:44,829 YOU WERE AT THE PHARMACY. 168 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,918 YOU'RE NOT FEELING TOO GOOD? 169 00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:47,582 NOT REALLY, NO. 170 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,829 WELL, ANYWAY, I WAS WONDERING IF... 171 00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,461 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAD A MINUTE, 172 00:15:50,494 --> 00:15:51,869 YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT... EXPERIENCE 173 00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,141 YOU HAD OUT IN KEENING WOODS. 174 00:15:54,173 --> 00:15:56,031 BECAUSE I SAW THE POLICE REPORT YOUR DAD WROTE 175 00:15:56,062 --> 00:15:57,951 THAT YOU WERE ATTACKED BY AN ANIMAL, 176 00:15:57,982 --> 00:15:59,997 BUT YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO IDENTIFY IT COMPLETELY. 177 00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:01,791 SO I DON'T KNOW. I WAS JUST KIND OF 178 00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:03,198 WONDERING IF YOU COULD DESCRIBE IT FOR ME. 179 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,446 NO. KARL, I DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE 180 00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:06,238 DOING THAT FOR YOUR BLOG. 181 00:16:06,268 --> 00:16:08,285 OH, OK. STRANGE CREATURE, HUH? 182 00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:09,598 NO. 183 00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,677 - UNEARTHLY? OTHERWORLDLY? - NO. 184 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,798 KARL! 185 00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:15,231 NO. YEAH. BUT, SEE... 186 00:16:15,262 --> 00:16:17,278 I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON THE AREA 187 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,678 THAT YOU WERE HUNTING IN, AND... 188 00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,142 I JUST NOTICED THAT IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE TREE OF TEARS, 189 00:16:22,174 --> 00:16:24,157 AND I WAS WONDERING IF ANYTHING STRANGE HAPPENED. 190 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,535 WAIT. 191 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,150 WHAT IS THE TREE OF TEARS? 192 00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:30,718 IT'S RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF KEENING WOODS. 193 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:31,966 YOU HEARD OF IT? 194 00:16:31,997 --> 00:16:33,245 NO. 195 00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:35,135 AS LEGEND HAS IT, IT'S, UM... 196 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,766 THE TOWN HAS SOME DARK SECRETS 197 00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:39,006 THAT ARE BURIED RIGHT THERE. 198 00:16:39,037 --> 00:16:42,207 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS THING YOU SHOT? 199 00:16:42,237 --> 00:16:44,413 I GET 100,000 HITS A WEEK ON MY BLOG. 200 00:16:44,446 --> 00:16:46,686 NO, KARL. 201 00:16:46,718 --> 00:16:50,013 YOU WEREN'T REALLY OUT THERE HUNTING BOAR, WERE YOU? 202 00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:51,326 WHAT? 203 00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:53,053 YOU'RE AN O'HARA. COME ON. 204 00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:55,198 OH, AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 205 00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:57,054 IT'S, UH... POPS O'HARA, THE O'HARA LEGACY. 206 00:16:58,716 --> 00:17:01,501 OK. THANKS, KARL. 207 00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:03,486 OK. I GET IT. 208 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,926 BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND 209 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,526 AND YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, CALL ME, 210 00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:08,445 BECAUSE I'M TEXTING YOU MY NUMBER RIGHT... NOW. 211 00:17:08,477 --> 00:17:09,695 OH, GREAT. THANKS, KARL. 212 00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:11,134 THAT WAS ME ON THE PHONE. 213 00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:12,446 GREAT. 214 00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:13,886 WHO GAVE YOU MY NUMBER? 215 00:17:13,918 --> 00:17:14,942 BYE. 216 00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:37,502 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU? NO! NO! AAH! 217 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,031 AAH! AH... 218 00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:03,390 TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU. 219 00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,469 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD IT. 220 00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:07,549 I LOVE YOU, KAREN, BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE. 221 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,629 YOUR DAD'S GONNA SHUT THE PLACE DOWN IN A FLASH. 222 00:19:09,661 --> 00:19:10,909 OH, COME ON. WHEN I WAS 10, 223 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,350 YOU LET ME SIT THERE AND SING "O DANNY BOY" 224 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:13,821 FOR TWO BEERS WITH POP. 225 00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:15,037 YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN. 226 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,126 SWEETHEART... 227 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,405 THAT'S COMMERCE. 228 00:19:17,437 --> 00:19:20,253 I KNEW IT. YOU'RE CHEATING ME, OLD MAN! 229 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,045 HEY. WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 230 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,453 YOU CAN'T CHEAT AT DARTS. 231 00:19:23,484 --> 00:19:25,309 YOU CAN EITHER THROW THE DART 232 00:19:25,341 --> 00:19:27,229 IN THE BULL'S-EYE, OR YOU CAN'T. 233 00:19:27,262 --> 00:19:28,510 THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S EVER CHEATED YOU 234 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,821 WAS THE GUY UPSTAIRS. 235 00:19:29,853 --> 00:19:31,614 HE CHEATED YOU OUT OF ANY BRAINS. 236 00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:34,430 KNOCK IT OFF, BOTH OF YOU. 237 00:19:34,461 --> 00:19:36,221 HEY, O'HARAS DON'T HUSTLE. GET OUT. 238 00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:37,886 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 239 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,998 SOMEONE WHO CAN HAVE THE SHERIFF HERE IN 2 MINUTES. 240 00:19:40,029 --> 00:19:41,661 NOW LEAVE. 241 00:19:41,694 --> 00:19:43,615 YOU HEARD THE LADY. HIT THE BRICKS. 242 00:19:47,677 --> 00:19:48,926 YOU'RE HUSTLING DART GAMES NOW? 243 00:19:48,957 --> 00:19:50,333 THAT'S A NEW LOW. 244 00:19:50,364 --> 00:19:52,734 JUST SEPARATING A FOOL FROM HIS GOLD. 245 00:19:52,765 --> 00:19:54,397 YOU WANT TO PLAY? 246 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:55,677 POP, I, UM... 247 00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:58,623 I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 248 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:02,974 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 249 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,534 I LOOKED IT UP. 250 00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:12,861 IT SAYS IT'S AN ANCIENT CURSE FROM IRELAND. 251 00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:14,525 YOU PICK A RED 4-LEAF CLOVER, 252 00:20:14,556 --> 00:20:15,805 AND YOU RELEASE AN EVIL SPIRIT. 253 00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:18,685 IF YOU DON'T GET IT IN 4 DAYS, YOU'RE DEAD. 254 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,574 I PICKED ONE YESTERDAY. 255 00:20:23,196 --> 00:20:25,789 SO, WHAT DO WE DO? 256 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:28,062 WE'RE GONNA NEED THE LUCK OF THE IRISH. 257 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,885 LUCK OF THE IRISH? 258 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:32,542 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 259 00:20:32,573 --> 00:20:36,574 YOU'RE ALWAYS LEGENDS AND FAIRYTALES, 260 00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:38,013 BUT NOW SOMETHING REALLY REAL COMES ALONG, 261 00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:39,454 AND ALL YOU'VE GOT IS THE LUCK OF THE IRISH. 262 00:20:39,485 --> 00:20:41,534 WHAT'S THE END OF THIS FAIRY TALE? 263 00:20:41,565 --> 00:20:43,389 I DON'T NEED LUCK OF THE IRISH! 264 00:20:43,421 --> 00:20:45,151 I NEED ANSWERS! 265 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:06,174 WELL, KAREN... 266 00:21:06,204 --> 00:21:07,230 UM... 267 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,973 THE BURN ON YOUR HAND IS CONCERNING, 268 00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:14,814 BUT NOT NEARLY SO MUCH... AS THESE BLOODWORK REPORTS. 269 00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:16,990 WHY? WHAT ARE THEY? 270 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,773 YOUR WHITE BLOOD CELL COUNT... THROUGH THE ROOF. 271 00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:21,758 AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 272 00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:25,502 IT MEANS YOUR BODY IS FIGHTING OFF A SERIOUS INFECTION, 273 00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:28,285 IN THIS CASE, A POTENTIALLY DEADLY ONE. 274 00:21:28,317 --> 00:21:31,805 THE STRANGE THING IS, YOU DON'T HAVE A FEVER. 275 00:21:31,838 --> 00:21:34,110 THE REST OF YOUR BLOODWORK IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. 276 00:21:36,285 --> 00:21:38,109 ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? 277 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,253 - KAREN, THIS IS SERIOUS. - SO AM I. 278 00:21:40,286 --> 00:21:41,343 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 279 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:44,765 I THINK I'M CURSED. 280 00:21:44,796 --> 00:21:47,966 HA. DON'T TELL ME. 281 00:21:49,693 --> 00:21:52,670 YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR POPS AGAIN. 282 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,525 KAREN, YOU KNOW THE MAN IS... 283 00:21:54,557 --> 00:21:56,350 WHAT? GO AHEAD. SAY IT. A DRUNK. 284 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,949 MY POPS IS A CRAZY DRUNK. 285 00:21:57,982 --> 00:21:59,518 EVERYBODY SAYS IT. I KNOW IT. 286 00:22:01,437 --> 00:22:03,070 DO YOU KNOW I BELIEVED IN UNICORNS 287 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,246 UNTIL I WAS 12 BECAUSE OF HIM? 288 00:22:05,276 --> 00:22:07,325 AND ALL HIS STORIES ABOUT KEENING WOODS 289 00:22:07,358 --> 00:22:12,030 BEING HAUNTED, ALL THE GOBLINS AND FAIRY FOLK... 290 00:22:12,062 --> 00:22:14,941 I'M STARTING TO THINK HE'S RIGHT. 291 00:22:14,973 --> 00:22:16,318 I'M CURSED. 292 00:22:16,349 --> 00:22:17,630 KAREN... 293 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,229 BE RATIONAL. 294 00:22:19,261 --> 00:22:20,734 WHY? IT'S AN IRRATIONAL WORLD. 295 00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:22,910 YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN A HOSPITAL FOR 3 DAYS, 296 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,350 RUN EVERY TEST IN THE BOOK? 297 00:22:24,381 --> 00:22:25,438 I'LL BE DEAD ON THE FOURTH DAY. 298 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,853 NO, THANK YOU. 299 00:23:03,037 --> 00:23:05,470 HEY, KAREN. HI. HEY. 300 00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:06,846 HEY, DAX. WHAT'S UP? 301 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,445 OH, NOTHING. 302 00:23:08,477 --> 00:23:11,198 YOU, UM... YOU WEREN'T IN SCHOOL TODAY. 303 00:23:11,229 --> 00:23:14,781 SO I GOT YOUR CALC HOMEWORK FOR YOU IF YOU WANT. 304 00:23:14,814 --> 00:23:17,118 THANKS. 305 00:23:17,149 --> 00:23:19,133 OR, I MEAN... I CAN... YOU NEED ANYTHING? 306 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,214 I CAN... DO YOU NEED... I'LL DO WHATEVER. 307 00:23:21,245 --> 00:23:24,093 I... YOU KNOW, OR IF YOU JUST WANT TO TALK. 308 00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:28,734 NO, I'M FINE, BUT... THANK YOU. 309 00:23:28,766 --> 00:23:32,061 DAX, ISN'T THAT YOUR CLOSET DOOR? 310 00:23:32,093 --> 00:23:35,358 WHAT? YEAH. WHY? 311 00:23:35,389 --> 00:23:36,606 WHO'S THAT? 312 00:23:36,636 --> 00:23:39,453 - WHO'S WHO? 313 00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:42,174 THAT. BEHIND YOU. 314 00:23:42,205 --> 00:23:44,286 KAREN, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 315 00:23:44,316 --> 00:23:46,750 YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT A LITTLE BIT, ALL RIGHT? 316 00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:48,861 DAX, I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU NEED TO TURN AROUND. THERE'S SOMETHING THERE. 317 00:23:48,892 --> 00:23:50,684 OK, KAREN, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 318 00:23:50,716 --> 00:23:51,933 YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. STOP IT, ALL RIGHT? 319 00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:53,405 DON'T DO THAT. 320 00:23:53,436 --> 00:23:54,558 NO, DAX! GET OUT OF THERE! 321 00:23:54,589 --> 00:23:56,093 I CALL YOU TO CHECK ON YOU, 322 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,373 AND YOU RESPOND WITH SOME WEIRD JOKE? 323 00:23:57,404 --> 00:23:59,164 DAX, LOOK OUT! 324 00:23:59,197 --> 00:24:00,158 AAH! 325 00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:09,853 HEY, SICKY, I SAID I HAVE 326 00:24:09,885 --> 00:24:11,869 YOUR CALC HOMEWORK IF YOU WANT IT. 327 00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:31,069 GOOD MORNING. 328 00:24:31,101 --> 00:24:32,734 GOOD MORNING. 329 00:24:32,765 --> 00:24:34,077 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 330 00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:37,916 YEAH? BETTER? BUTTER? 331 00:24:37,948 --> 00:24:39,869 YEAH. 332 00:24:39,901 --> 00:24:42,494 UM... SWEETHEART, I WANT TO, UM... 333 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,188 ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS 334 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,629 ABOUT THE, UH... 335 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,420 THE THING THAT ATTACKED YOU 336 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,406 IN THE WOODS THE OTHER DAY. 337 00:24:49,437 --> 00:24:51,837 I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN, UH... 338 00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:54,045 YOU KNOW, DESCRIBE IT... 339 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,229 THAT'S PLENTY. 340 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,541 AT ALL. 341 00:24:56,573 --> 00:24:58,782 THAT'S PLENTY OF BUTTER. 342 00:24:58,814 --> 00:25:00,702 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S HARD. I... 343 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,588 I DIDN'T REALLY SEE IT. 344 00:25:02,621 --> 00:25:03,837 IT'S HONEY. 345 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:06,302 I COULDN'T FIND THE SYRUP. 346 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,540 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE TIME. 347 00:25:08,572 --> 00:25:10,909 UM... ARE WE TALKING ABOUT LIKE A... 348 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,148 WILD DOG? 349 00:25:13,181 --> 00:25:15,326 A BEAR? 350 00:25:15,357 --> 00:25:16,989 WOLF? 351 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,269 A PERSON? 352 00:25:18,301 --> 00:25:19,260 YOU SHOT A PERSON? 353 00:25:19,293 --> 00:25:20,638 NO, NOT A PERSON. 354 00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:22,589 IT WAS COVERED IN ROOTS. 355 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,508 IT CAME UP OUT OF THE GROUND. 356 00:25:24,541 --> 00:25:26,750 LOOK, IT LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE OLD DRAWINGS 357 00:25:26,781 --> 00:25:28,862 OF, LIKE, THE GUYS WITH THE GOAT FEET AND... 358 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:33,565 I SOUND CRAZY. I KNOW. 359 00:25:33,597 --> 00:25:35,517 NAH. YOU JUST SOUND LIKE 360 00:25:35,548 --> 00:25:37,278 YOU'RE TRAUMATIZED IS ALL. 361 00:25:37,309 --> 00:25:39,869 EAT YOUR WAFFLE. 362 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:43,100 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT IS IT? 363 00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:45,789 A PERSON WENT MISSING IN KEENING WOODS YESTERDAY. 364 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:47,677 I'M ON MY WAY 365 00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:49,757 OUT THERE NOW TO CHECK IT OUT. 366 00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:51,678 YOU DIDN'T SHOOT THEM, TOO, DID YOU? 367 00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:53,470 DAD. 368 00:25:55,549 --> 00:25:57,244 THE WOODS ARE OFF LIMITS, ALL RIGHT? 369 00:25:57,277 --> 00:25:58,365 PERIOD. 370 00:25:58,396 --> 00:25:59,998 YOU COME HOME AFTER SCHOOL 371 00:26:00,028 --> 00:26:01,405 UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL THIS THING IS. 372 00:26:01,437 --> 00:26:02,365 OK. 373 00:26:02,397 --> 00:26:03,806 AND EAT THE WAFFLE. 374 00:26:03,837 --> 00:26:05,021 GO TO WORK. 375 00:26:58,462 --> 00:26:59,453 COME ON, SICKY. 376 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,566 COME GET IN THE CAR. 377 00:27:17,852 --> 00:27:20,060 HEY, DAX, THANKS FOR GIVING ME 378 00:27:20,092 --> 00:27:21,884 MY CALC HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT. 379 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:24,381 SORRY I WAS BEING SO WEIRD. 380 00:27:24,413 --> 00:27:25,597 YEAH. NO WORRIES. 381 00:27:27,452 --> 00:27:29,372 HEY, UH, KAREN, 382 00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:31,293 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FEELING TOO HOT, 383 00:27:31,324 --> 00:27:32,540 BUT WOULD YOU WANT TO COME 384 00:27:32,573 --> 00:27:34,942 AND HELP US WITH THE FLOAT TONIGHT AFTER SCHOOL? 385 00:27:34,973 --> 00:27:36,381 - UM... - PLEASE? 386 00:27:36,412 --> 00:27:38,238 I DON'T KNOW. 387 00:27:38,269 --> 00:27:41,340 WELL, AS ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE QUEEN, 388 00:27:41,373 --> 00:27:43,837 I COULD COMMAND YOU TO DO IT, 389 00:27:43,869 --> 00:27:45,502 BUT SINCE YOU'RE NOT FEELING TOO HOT, 390 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:47,452 I'LL JUST ASK. 391 00:27:47,485 --> 00:27:50,462 YEAH. UM... I'LL STOP BY FOR A LITTLE BIT. 392 00:27:50,493 --> 00:27:51,709 AWESOME. 393 00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:55,197 ME, TOO. I LOVE DECORATING FLOATS. 394 00:27:55,229 --> 00:27:56,286 COOL. 395 00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,614 KAREN, YOU ALL RIGHT? 396 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,221 LET ME OUT! OPEN THE CAR DOORS! LET ME OUT NOW! 397 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,501 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 398 00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:10,749 OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW! 399 00:28:10,781 --> 00:28:12,029 I NEED TO GET OUT OF THE CAR! 400 00:28:12,061 --> 00:28:13,309 JUST OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE! 401 00:28:13,342 --> 00:28:14,622 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 402 00:28:14,654 --> 00:28:16,445 HEY! 403 00:28:34,653 --> 00:28:35,997 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 404 00:28:36,029 --> 00:28:37,758 ME? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 405 00:28:37,789 --> 00:28:41,149 ISN'T IT ILLEGAL TO USE YOUR... COP SIREN THING 406 00:28:41,182 --> 00:28:43,805 TO HARASS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER? 407 00:28:45,469 --> 00:28:47,068 WHAT? IT'S ILLEGAL 408 00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:48,318 TO READ BOOKS IN PUBLIC NOW? 409 00:28:48,349 --> 00:28:49,948 NO. DON'T BE STUPID. 410 00:28:49,981 --> 00:28:51,742 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, HUH? YOUR PHONE BROKEN? 411 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,340 NO. WHY? 412 00:28:53,373 --> 00:28:54,813 MOM'S BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU FOR 3 HOURS. 413 00:28:54,844 --> 00:28:56,957 WELL, MOM WORRIES TOO MUCH. 414 00:28:56,989 --> 00:28:58,588 YEAH, I KNOW, AND YOU MAKE IT WORSE 415 00:28:58,621 --> 00:29:00,030 BECAUSE WHEN SHE WORRIES, SHE CALLS ME, 416 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:01,916 AND I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL AROUND TOWN LOOKING FOR YOUR ASS. 417 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:05,469 HEY, SEARCH AND SEIZURE. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A WARRANT! 418 00:29:05,501 --> 00:29:07,710 JUST TO TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR PHONE OFF MUTE. 419 00:29:07,741 --> 00:29:09,533 ALL RIGHT. SORRY. 420 00:29:12,349 --> 00:29:13,374 HUH. 421 00:29:20,156 --> 00:29:22,141 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 422 00:29:23,677 --> 00:29:25,437 "MILF"? WHAT THE HELL? 423 00:29:25,468 --> 00:29:27,613 IT'S "MEDIEVAL IRISH LEGENDS AND FOLKLORE." 424 00:29:27,644 --> 00:29:29,532 M.I.L.F. 425 00:29:29,564 --> 00:29:31,774 WHY DO YOU READ ALL THIS FANTASY CRAP ANYWAY? 426 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,404 I DON'T KNOW. 427 00:29:33,436 --> 00:29:35,197 LOOK, I LIKE READING THE KIND OF CRAP 428 00:29:35,229 --> 00:29:37,405 WHERE GUYS LIKE ME ACTUALLY GET THE PRINCESS. 429 00:29:37,436 --> 00:29:39,325 YOU ARE THE PRINCESS. 430 00:29:39,356 --> 00:29:41,852 "GOBLINS, FAIRIES, AND MISCHIEF MAKERS." 431 00:29:41,884 --> 00:29:43,164 I'M READING IT FOR A FRIEND. 432 00:29:43,197 --> 00:29:44,509 OH, YEAH? 433 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,661 YEAH. KAREN O'HARA. 434 00:29:47,677 --> 00:29:50,718 THE SHERIFF'S DAUGHTER. DAX, MY BOSS. 435 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,445 YOU'RE TRYING TO SEDUCE MY BOSS' DAUGHTER 436 00:29:52,476 --> 00:29:54,845 WITH GOBLINS, FAIRIES, AND MISCHIEF MAKERS? 437 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,212 I'M NOT TRYING TO SEDUCE ANYBODY. 438 00:29:57,244 --> 00:29:59,965 I'M... SHE'S IN TROUBLE. OK? 439 00:29:59,997 --> 00:30:02,204 SO SHE'S IN TROUBLE WITH GOBLINS, 440 00:30:02,236 --> 00:30:06,173 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE HER WITH FAIRIES AND MAGIC? 441 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,573 AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU SEDUCING HER. 442 00:30:08,605 --> 00:30:10,173 THANKS, SIS. THAT'S REAL NICE. 443 00:30:10,205 --> 00:30:11,901 GREAT SISTER. LOVE YOU, TOO. THE BEST. 444 00:30:11,933 --> 00:30:13,662 Radio: UNIT 169, 445 00:30:13,693 --> 00:30:15,934 WE'VE GOT A POSSIBLE 382 ON OLD FOREST ROAD 446 00:30:15,964 --> 00:30:17,532 IN KEENING WOODS. 447 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,030 ISN'T THAT... SOMEONE'S GONE MISSING? 448 00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:22,045 MAYBE. I GOT TO GO. OK? 449 00:30:22,077 --> 00:30:23,229 YEAH. LOOK WHO WANTS TO BE 450 00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:24,604 THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR NOW. 451 00:30:24,637 --> 00:30:27,453 HA HA. VERY FUNNY. CALL MOM, SMARTASS. 452 00:30:27,484 --> 00:30:28,988 CALL YOUR MOM. 453 00:30:29,021 --> 00:30:30,301 THAT'S YOUR MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 454 00:30:30,332 --> 00:30:31,869 GOOD LUCK WITH KAREN. 455 00:31:01,405 --> 00:31:04,542 UNIT 214 CHECKING IN. WHO AM I LOOKING FOR, CARRIE? 456 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,716 Woman on radio: HOLLY MORRIS CALLED IN AGAIN ABOUT IAN, 457 00:31:06,747 --> 00:31:09,181 SAID HE WENT MISSING ON ONE OF HIS HUNTING TRIPS YESTERDAY. 458 00:31:09,212 --> 00:31:12,029 YEAH, WELL, I FOUND HIS CAR. 459 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:19,581 PROBABLY JUST DRUNK AGAIN. 460 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:22,429 THE SHERIFF WANTS YOU TO CHECK IT OUT ANYWAY. 461 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,964 COPY THAT. 462 00:31:35,581 --> 00:31:38,365 I HATE KEENING WOODS. 463 00:32:03,035 --> 00:32:03,996 IAN? 464 00:32:26,396 --> 00:32:28,796 OH, MY GOD. 465 00:32:28,828 --> 00:32:31,645 CARRIE, GET THE SHERIFF OUT HERE RIGHT AWAY. 466 00:32:33,116 --> 00:32:35,164 OH. HEY, KAREN. 467 00:32:35,197 --> 00:32:38,045 UM... I WANTED TO COME BY AND CHECK ON YOU, 468 00:32:38,076 --> 00:32:40,286 MAKE SURE YOU'RE FEELING... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 469 00:32:40,317 --> 00:32:42,524 YEAH. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 470 00:32:42,557 --> 00:32:44,093 I KNOW. UM, ACTUALLY, 471 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,405 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, 472 00:32:45,436 --> 00:32:46,653 IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 473 00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:48,125 YEAH. YEAH. 474 00:32:48,155 --> 00:32:50,876 UM... IT'S... 475 00:32:50,909 --> 00:32:53,341 WHAT'S THAT? 476 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:54,942 YOU DON'T REMEMBER DRAWING THIS? 477 00:32:56,637 --> 00:32:57,884 WELL, YOU DID, UM... 478 00:32:57,916 --> 00:33:01,341 RIGHT BEFORE YOU FREAKED OUT IN THE CAR. 479 00:33:01,372 --> 00:33:04,189 UM... THIS WORD, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? 480 00:33:05,596 --> 00:33:08,284 I CONNECTED THE LETTERS LIKE THIS... 481 00:33:08,316 --> 00:33:18,013 L-U-C-H-O-R-P-A-I-N. 482 00:33:18,044 --> 00:33:20,541 "LUCHORPAIN." 483 00:33:20,572 --> 00:33:23,581 IT'S... IT'S OLD GAELIC FOR LEPRECHAUN. 484 00:33:23,612 --> 00:33:25,692 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS? 485 00:33:25,725 --> 00:33:26,461 I KNOW, RIGHT? 486 00:33:26,493 --> 00:33:29,629 I'M, LIKE, THE ONLY KID IN THE WORLD 487 00:33:29,661 --> 00:33:31,774 WHO STILL USES THE LIBRARY. 488 00:33:31,804 --> 00:33:34,492 YEAH. WELL, THEN I MUST SUCK AT DRAWING 489 00:33:34,525 --> 00:33:37,277 BECAUSE THIS DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE A LEPRECHAUN. 490 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:39,772 WELL, NOT THE KIND THAT WE'RE TAUGHT ABOUT. 491 00:33:40,924 --> 00:33:42,077 BUT LOOK AT THIS. 492 00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:47,676 IT'S THE THING THAT CAME AT ME IN KEENING WOODS. 493 00:33:49,917 --> 00:33:51,325 YOU MUST THINK I'M NUTS. 494 00:33:51,357 --> 00:33:53,405 NO, I DON'T. 495 00:33:53,436 --> 00:33:56,382 WELL, THEN YOU'RE NUTS FOR BELIEVING ME. 496 00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:57,949 MAYBE. 497 00:34:05,373 --> 00:34:07,068 HONEY, IT'S A VERY NICE DRAWING, 498 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,180 BUT WHAT IS IT EXACTLY? 499 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,941 A DRAWING OF WHAT CAME AT ME IN THE WOODS. 500 00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:12,861 IT'S WHAT? 501 00:34:12,892 --> 00:34:15,868 LOOK, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 502 00:34:15,901 --> 00:34:17,213 BUT I THINK IT'S A... 503 00:34:17,244 --> 00:34:18,300 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS. 504 00:34:18,332 --> 00:34:19,612 I THINK IT'S A LEPRECHAUN. 505 00:34:19,645 --> 00:34:22,461 ALL RIGHT. SWEETIE, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING NOW? OK? 506 00:34:22,492 --> 00:34:24,445 I THINK POP WAS RIGHT. 507 00:34:24,477 --> 00:34:25,981 I MEAN, MAYBE THERE'S SOME TRUTH 508 00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:27,420 IN THE OLD TOWN LEGEND ABOUT THE SETTLERS 509 00:34:27,452 --> 00:34:29,340 BRINGING A LEPRECHAUN WITH THEM FROM IRELAND. 510 00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:30,973 OK. THAT'S GREAT. BUT, HONEY, LISTEN. 511 00:34:31,004 --> 00:34:33,148 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT POP'S NOT ALTOGETHER THERE. 512 00:34:33,181 --> 00:34:34,653 BUT I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 513 00:34:34,684 --> 00:34:36,349 I'M SURE YOU DO, BUT COULD WE PLEASE 514 00:34:36,381 --> 00:34:37,949 JUST TALK ABOUT THIS LATER WHEN I GET HOME? 515 00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:39,613 I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF IT RIGHT NOW. 516 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:43,197 OK. BYE, DAD. 517 00:34:43,229 --> 00:34:44,989 BYE. 518 00:34:51,261 --> 00:34:55,550 YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 519 00:34:55,581 --> 00:34:58,045 WHAT'S WRONG? 520 00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:04,476 GET BACK IN THE CAR. 521 00:35:04,508 --> 00:35:06,109 I'M FINE. 522 00:35:06,141 --> 00:35:07,357 GET OUT OF HERE. 523 00:35:07,389 --> 00:35:08,958 I'M OK. 524 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:13,308 THAT'S STANLEY HAWORTH. 525 00:35:13,341 --> 00:35:15,197 LOOKS LIKE HIS BODY WAS DRAGGED UP 526 00:35:15,228 --> 00:35:17,052 FROM HIS FISHING SPOT. 527 00:35:19,069 --> 00:35:21,117 IS THAT AN ANIMAL ATTACK? 528 00:35:21,147 --> 00:35:24,124 WE HAVEN'T HAD BEARS IN HERE FOR 60 YEARS. 529 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:27,356 THAT AIN'T NO BOAR. 530 00:35:27,388 --> 00:35:28,923 WHAT'S THAT? 531 00:35:28,957 --> 00:35:29,822 WHAT? 532 00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:35,612 IS THAT A GOAT? 533 00:35:37,948 --> 00:35:40,285 NOT UNLESS IT WALKED ON TWO LEGS. 534 00:35:40,316 --> 00:35:41,949 WHAT? 535 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,222 LOOK AT THAT TRACK PATTERN. IT'S A TWO-LEGGED CREATURE. 536 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,733 WHOA! 537 00:36:08,764 --> 00:36:09,949 I'M SORRY. 538 00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:12,381 YOU ALL RIGHT? 539 00:36:12,413 --> 00:36:16,765 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I... 540 00:36:16,796 --> 00:36:18,620 THAT I JUST SAW A LEPRECHAUN? 541 00:36:18,651 --> 00:36:21,084 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'D SAY, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" 542 00:36:21,117 --> 00:36:22,621 YEAH. THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT. 543 00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:44,702 LESLIE? 544 00:36:47,003 --> 00:36:48,508 LESLIE? 545 00:36:50,972 --> 00:36:52,188 LESLIE? 546 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:15,356 LESLIE? 547 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:19,518 ARE YOU EATING SOMETHING? 548 00:37:38,939 --> 00:37:40,221 HELLO. 549 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,036 HELLO! 550 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,277 IS SOMEBODY THERE? 551 00:38:39,549 --> 00:38:41,469 NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU NEVER PAY ME. 552 00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:43,068 NOW YOU'RE STEALING STUFF? 553 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,476 GIVE ME A BREAK, HAP. 554 00:38:44,509 --> 00:38:46,173 THIS THING IS BIGGER THAN THE BOTH OF US. 555 00:38:46,204 --> 00:38:47,645 I SHOULD CALL YOUR SON, 556 00:38:47,676 --> 00:38:49,469 HAVE HIM THROW YOU IN THE TANK. 557 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:52,093 WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME, WOULD IT? 558 00:38:52,124 --> 00:38:53,275 YOU STEALING MY LUCKY HORSESHOE 559 00:38:53,307 --> 00:38:55,932 TO FIGHT ANOTHER LEPRECHAUN, ARE YOU? 560 00:38:55,964 --> 00:38:57,084 KISS MY JOHNNY BELINDA, WALLY. 561 00:38:57,115 --> 00:38:58,844 AND I HAVE EVEN STARTED DRINKING TODAY. 562 00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:00,380 THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 563 00:39:00,413 --> 00:39:02,845 BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 564 00:39:15,804 --> 00:39:17,693 HEY, JEN. 565 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:19,133 NOT NOW, KARL. 566 00:39:19,165 --> 00:39:20,733 WHAT? JEEZ. ALL I SAID WAS HI. 567 00:39:20,764 --> 00:39:22,109 WE'RE WORKING HERE. 568 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:23,676 YOU GOT ANY QUESTIONS, ASK SHERIFF O'HARA. 569 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:24,955 I DID. HE SENT ME TO YOU. 570 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,013 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 571 00:39:26,045 --> 00:39:26,972 THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE SENT ME TO YOU. 572 00:39:27,004 --> 00:39:28,316 KNOCK IT OFF, KARL. 573 00:39:28,348 --> 00:39:29,693 CAN I GET A QUOTE? 574 00:39:29,725 --> 00:39:30,781 REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I GAVE YOU A QUOTE? 575 00:39:30,812 --> 00:39:32,253 YEAH, WHEN THE TORNADO BROUGHT THE SHARKS 576 00:39:32,283 --> 00:39:33,692 TO THE LAKE... SHARKNADO. 577 00:39:33,724 --> 00:39:35,580 IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO LIVE THAT STUPID HEADLINE DOWN. 578 00:39:35,612 --> 00:39:38,237 HMM. I SEE HIS CUFFLINKS WERE RIPPED OFF. 579 00:39:38,269 --> 00:39:39,933 VERY ASTUTE OF YOU, KARL. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COP. 580 00:39:39,964 --> 00:39:41,213 SO SHOULD YOU. 581 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:42,685 - SHUT UP. - YOU SHUT UP. 582 00:39:42,717 --> 00:39:44,124 THE CUFFLINKS WERE GOLD. PERP OBVIOUSLY 583 00:39:44,155 --> 00:39:45,916 RAN OFF WITH THEM. THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU. 584 00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:46,973 OH, RIGHT. THE CUFFLINK BANDIT. 585 00:39:47,005 --> 00:39:48,093 YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HAPPENED. 586 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,564 EXCUSE ME? 587 00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:51,356 NO, NO. IT'S JUST I'M SURE YOU'RE WELL AWARE 588 00:39:51,387 --> 00:39:52,924 OF THE CASE OF THIS HAPPENING IN TOWN MANY YEARS AGO. 589 00:39:52,956 --> 00:39:54,493 SPIT IT OUT, KARL. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME? 590 00:39:54,524 --> 00:39:57,052 1874. 14 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED IN KEENING, 591 00:39:57,083 --> 00:40:00,123 AND GOLD WAS TAKEN STRAIGHT FROM THE VICTIMS' BODIES. 592 00:40:00,155 --> 00:40:01,884 YOU TELLING ME THIS IS A COPYCAT MURDER? 593 00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:04,349 OR A SUPERNATURAL CREATURE. 594 00:40:04,381 --> 00:40:06,013 YOU KNOW THE KEENING LEPRECHAUN 595 00:40:06,044 --> 00:40:07,612 WAS REPUTED TO HAVE EATEN GOLD 596 00:40:07,643 --> 00:40:08,829 TO HEAL ITSELF AND GET STRONGER? 597 00:40:10,523 --> 00:40:11,613 OH, MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE 598 00:40:11,644 --> 00:40:12,733 I'M STANDING HERE LISTENING TO YOU. 599 00:40:12,764 --> 00:40:14,013 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? GET OUT OF HERE. GO. 600 00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:15,452 THERE'S SOMEONE OR SOMETHING OUT THERE OFFING PEOPLE, 601 00:40:15,483 --> 00:40:17,212 AND I'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO REPORT IT. 602 00:40:17,244 --> 00:40:18,619 LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW WHO'S DOING THIS. OK? 603 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:20,092 OR WHAT. 604 00:40:20,124 --> 00:40:21,533 THE LAST THING THE PEOPLE OF KEENING NEED 605 00:40:21,565 --> 00:40:22,972 IS YOUR BOOGEYMAN CRAP IN THE PAPER RIGHT NOW, OK? 606 00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:24,060 OR ONLINE. 607 00:40:24,093 --> 00:40:25,533 OR ONLINE. 608 00:40:25,564 --> 00:40:27,100 SO I TAKE IT THAT'S A "NO COMMENT" FROM THE POLICE? 609 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,380 BITE ME, KARL. 610 00:40:28,411 --> 00:40:30,012 I'M GONNA QUOTE YOU ON THAT. 611 00:40:30,044 --> 00:40:32,157 GOOD. JUST MAKE SURE YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT. 612 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,108 OH, MY GOD! 613 00:41:45,915 --> 00:41:47,803 OOH, THEY GAVE YOU THE NICE CUBICLE. 614 00:41:47,835 --> 00:41:49,723 CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT GIVING ME 615 00:41:49,756 --> 00:41:51,325 THE STORY ON YOUR STRANGE CREATURE, HUH? 616 00:41:51,357 --> 00:41:52,892 NO. I JUST WANTED A FEW ANSWERS. 617 00:41:52,924 --> 00:41:54,396 JOIN THE CLUB. 618 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,645 PEOPLE ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES AROUND HERE, 619 00:41:55,675 --> 00:41:57,116 AND YOUR DAD AND HIS TEAM 620 00:41:57,147 --> 00:41:59,163 ARE ABOUT AS TIGHT-LIPPED AS A MIME WITH TETANUS. 621 00:41:59,196 --> 00:42:01,148 "A MIME WITH TETANUS"? THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH? 622 00:42:01,180 --> 00:42:02,043 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS THING, 623 00:42:02,076 --> 00:42:03,324 OR DID YOU COME HERE TO BAG ON MY METAPHORS? 624 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,284 SIMILES. 625 00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:05,276 SIT DOWN. 626 00:42:05,308 --> 00:42:06,652 FINE. 627 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,820 TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW, 628 00:42:09,853 --> 00:42:11,581 AND I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I GOT. 629 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:14,013 I THINK I SHOT A LEPRECHAUN. 630 00:42:14,044 --> 00:42:15,677 I KNEW IT! 631 00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:17,437 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING TO THAT... 632 00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:19,356 THAT WHOLE LEGEND. DID YOU... 633 00:42:19,387 --> 00:42:21,243 YOU DIDN'T KILL IT, THOUGH, DID YOU? 634 00:42:21,276 --> 00:42:22,364 NO. 635 00:42:22,395 --> 00:42:24,123 DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT IT? 636 00:42:24,155 --> 00:42:26,492 NOT REALLY, BUT I GOT THIS. 637 00:42:26,525 --> 00:42:27,964 OOH. 638 00:42:27,995 --> 00:42:29,339 AND I GOT THIS. 639 00:42:29,372 --> 00:42:31,837 IT'S THE CURSE OF THE RED CLOVER. 640 00:42:31,867 --> 00:42:33,883 YEAH. 641 00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:36,348 SO, HOW DO I BEAT THIS? 642 00:42:36,381 --> 00:42:38,684 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE THE LEPRECHAUN YOURSELF. 643 00:42:38,716 --> 00:42:39,773 HOW? 644 00:42:39,804 --> 00:42:41,628 I DON'T KNOW. 645 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:43,452 WELL, KARL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FACE IT"? 646 00:42:43,483 --> 00:42:45,084 YOU MEAN FIGHT IT, KILL IT, 647 00:42:45,117 --> 00:42:46,237 BEAT IT AT A GAME OF CHESS? 648 00:42:46,268 --> 00:42:47,516 THE LEGEND IS INCOMPLETE. 649 00:42:47,547 --> 00:42:49,052 I DON'T KNOW. TALK TO POPS. WHAT DOES HE KNOW? 650 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,940 THE SAME AS YOU, JUST DRUNK. 651 00:42:50,972 --> 00:42:52,252 I WISH I KNEW MORE. 652 00:42:52,283 --> 00:42:54,364 ME, TOO. WELL, THANKS ANYWAY, KARL. 653 00:42:54,396 --> 00:42:58,492 AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS IN YOUR NEWSPAPER. 654 00:42:58,524 --> 00:42:59,933 OR MY BLOG. 655 00:42:59,964 --> 00:43:01,405 THAT, TOO. 656 00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:41,629 HELLO, PULITZER. 657 00:43:49,404 --> 00:43:53,212 HERE, LEPPY, LEPPY, LEPPY. 658 00:43:53,243 --> 00:43:55,387 GOT SOME YUMMY GOLD FOR YOU. 659 00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:58,524 YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM. 660 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,972 WHOA. 661 00:44:08,541 --> 00:44:09,885 NICE. 662 00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:42,780 UH! 663 00:45:04,348 --> 00:45:05,884 OK. MORE TO YOUR RIGHT. 664 00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:08,061 YOUR OTHER RIGHT. 665 00:45:09,435 --> 00:45:12,220 MMM... 666 00:45:12,253 --> 00:45:13,436 OK. 667 00:45:13,468 --> 00:45:16,123 HEY, WHAT ABOUT THIS? 668 00:45:16,155 --> 00:45:17,628 REALLY? 669 00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:19,164 OH, COME ON, HONEY. 670 00:45:19,195 --> 00:45:21,787 IT'S BEEN IN THE FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS. 671 00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:23,164 IT'S LUCKY. 672 00:45:23,195 --> 00:45:25,500 IT WASN'T LUCKY FOR GRANDPA McHENRY. 673 00:45:25,531 --> 00:45:26,843 WELL, SURE IT WAS. 674 00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:30,140 EVERYONE GOT OUT OF THE FIRE OK. 675 00:45:30,172 --> 00:45:31,517 DIDN'T THEY? 676 00:45:31,548 --> 00:45:33,596 I DON'T KNOW, MOM. I JUST WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL, 677 00:45:33,628 --> 00:45:35,101 NOT... THAT. 678 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:37,244 HEY, LUCKY IS LUCKY. 679 00:45:37,275 --> 00:45:40,764 AND IT'S LIKE YOUR GRANDPA ALWAYS SAID, 680 00:45:40,796 --> 00:45:42,811 THERE'S NO USE FEARING THE WIND 681 00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:45,212 IF YOUR HAYSTACKS ARE TIED DOWN. 682 00:45:45,244 --> 00:45:49,949 BUT OK. SUIT YOURSELF. 683 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:52,541 HEY, KAREN, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 684 00:45:52,572 --> 00:45:54,364 DO YOU WANT TO HELP US FINISH UP THE FLOAT? 685 00:45:54,395 --> 00:45:57,468 NO. I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HI 686 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:59,132 AND... SORRY FOR FREAKING OUT 687 00:45:59,164 --> 00:46:01,021 IN THE CAR THIS MORNING. 688 00:46:01,052 --> 00:46:03,132 YOU'RE GOING CRAZY. IT'S COOL. 689 00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:04,828 I'M GONNA GO HOME AND GET SOME REST. 690 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:07,132 ALL RIGHT. FEEL BETTER. 691 00:46:07,163 --> 00:46:09,052 OK. HERE WE GO. 692 00:46:09,084 --> 00:46:11,069 NOW TAKE GOOD CARE OF THIS. 693 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:14,365 ALL THE PRETTY QUEENS HAVE WORN IT BEFORE YOU. 694 00:46:14,395 --> 00:46:16,411 LINED WITH GOLD. 695 00:46:16,444 --> 00:46:20,125 I HEREBY PARDON YOU, MISS. 696 00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:22,107 BUT FOR REAL, FEEL BETTER. 697 00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:24,061 STOP BY LATER IF YOU WANT. 698 00:46:24,092 --> 00:46:25,981 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I ALREADY PROMISED 699 00:46:26,012 --> 00:46:27,740 MY TWO FAVORITE SUBJECTS THAT I'D HANG OUT WITH THEM 700 00:46:27,772 --> 00:46:29,980 AFTER THEY FINISH MY THRONE. 701 00:46:30,011 --> 00:46:32,060 I CAN WALK YOU HOME. 702 00:46:32,091 --> 00:46:33,787 I MEAN, UH... 703 00:46:33,820 --> 00:46:34,973 IF YOU WANT. 704 00:46:36,572 --> 00:46:38,556 OK. 705 00:46:59,995 --> 00:47:03,229 SON OF A BITCH. 706 00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,500 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU 707 00:47:13,532 --> 00:47:16,123 FOR EVERYTHING TODAY. 708 00:47:16,155 --> 00:47:18,715 YEAH. I MEAN, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO SEE ANYBODY UPSET. 709 00:47:18,747 --> 00:47:21,979 OH, SO IT'S NOT ME? IT'S THE SITUATION? 710 00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:25,948 NO. NO, IT'S YOU. 711 00:47:27,323 --> 00:47:28,827 COME ON. YOU KNOW I'VE LIKED YOU 712 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:31,196 SINCE, LIKE, FIFTH GRADE. 713 00:47:31,227 --> 00:47:32,507 IT'S PATHETIC. I KNOW. 714 00:47:32,540 --> 00:47:35,869 WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT PATHETIC. 715 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:36,828 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S PATHETIC 716 00:47:36,859 --> 00:47:37,851 THAT IT TOOK YOU BEING ATTACKED 717 00:47:37,883 --> 00:47:39,387 BY A MYTHICAL CREATURE 718 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,340 FOR ME TO MAN UP AND TALK TO YOU? 719 00:47:41,372 --> 00:47:43,579 FIFTH GRADE, THOUGH? SERIOUSLY? 720 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,860 YEAH. YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 721 00:47:44,891 --> 00:47:46,460 YOU KICKED EVAN SHARDOFF'S ASS 722 00:47:46,491 --> 00:47:47,741 WHEN HE WAS PICKING ON ME. 723 00:47:47,771 --> 00:47:51,547 AH. POP WAS TEACHING ME HOW TO BOX THAT SUMMER. 724 00:47:51,579 --> 00:47:53,435 YOU WERE... THE BEST. 725 00:47:55,835 --> 00:47:58,363 WHO THE HELL IS THAT? 726 00:47:58,396 --> 00:48:00,221 COME ON! 727 00:48:22,587 --> 00:48:24,829 IS THAT THE HORSESHOE FROM OUR MAILBOX? 728 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,076 YEAH. 729 00:48:26,107 --> 00:48:27,355 THAT'S TWO. COME ON. 730 00:48:27,386 --> 00:48:28,732 GET IN THE HOUSE. GET IN THE HOUSE. 731 00:48:34,714 --> 00:48:37,660 I ALWAYS THOUGHT LEPRECHAUNS WERE NICE LITTLE GUYS 732 00:48:37,692 --> 00:48:40,316 IN GREEN WITH POTS OF GOLD. 733 00:48:40,347 --> 00:48:42,715 YEAH, IN FAIRY TALES MAYBE, BUT IN THE REAL WORLD, 734 00:48:42,746 --> 00:48:46,683 THEY'RE THE VERMIN OF ALL THE FAIRY FOLK. 735 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:50,043 THERE'S OTHER FAIRY FOLK? THERE'S OTHER FAIRY FOLK. 736 00:48:51,196 --> 00:48:52,924 HOW DO YOU THINK THIS TOWN, 737 00:48:52,955 --> 00:48:54,844 FOUNDED BY A BUNCH OF IRISH IMMIGRANTS, 738 00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:56,156 DID AS WELL AS IT DID? 739 00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:59,132 BECAUSE OF THE GOLD MINE IN KEENING GORGE. 740 00:48:59,163 --> 00:49:00,763 HOW DO YOU STRIKE A GOLD MINE 741 00:49:00,795 --> 00:49:03,547 IN A STATE THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY GOLD VEINS? 742 00:49:03,580 --> 00:49:06,205 THEY CAPTURED A LEPRECHAUN IN THE OLD COUNTRY, 743 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:07,611 AND THEN THEY BROUGHT IT OVER WITH THEM 744 00:49:07,643 --> 00:49:09,115 WHEN THEY SETTLED HERE. 745 00:49:09,148 --> 00:49:11,516 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT STORY. 746 00:49:11,547 --> 00:49:13,884 YEAH, THEY GOT ITS POT OF GOLD, RIGHT? 747 00:49:13,915 --> 00:49:17,340 NO. THEY DRAINED THE LUCK OUT OF IT 748 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:18,811 UP AT THE OLD GOLD REFINERY. 749 00:49:18,843 --> 00:49:20,604 THEY TURNED IT MEAN AND VICIOUS, 750 00:49:20,635 --> 00:49:22,619 AND THEN IT TURNED ON THEM AND ESCAPED. 751 00:49:22,651 --> 00:49:24,891 THAT'S WHEN THEY HIRED YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER 752 00:49:24,923 --> 00:49:27,387 ELIAS TO HUNT IT DOWN. 753 00:49:27,419 --> 00:49:28,603 IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HE DID A VERY GOOD JOB. 754 00:49:28,635 --> 00:49:30,491 HE DID A GREAT JOB. 755 00:49:30,523 --> 00:49:33,532 HE BURIED IT IN THE WOODS ACCORDING TO IRISH LEGEND. 756 00:49:33,563 --> 00:49:36,251 4 HORSESHOES BOUND THE LEPRECHAUN IN PLACE. 757 00:49:36,284 --> 00:49:39,036 THEY WERE MOUNTED ON COMPASS POINTS... 758 00:49:39,067 --> 00:49:40,860 NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, AND WEST OF THE GRAVE. 759 00:49:40,892 --> 00:49:42,076 SO WHO MOVED THEM? 760 00:49:42,108 --> 00:49:44,924 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT FIRE 761 00:49:44,956 --> 00:49:47,612 AT McHENRY'S BED AND BREAKFAST DISLODGED ONE OF THEM, 762 00:49:47,643 --> 00:49:50,748 AND THAT'S WHEN THE RED CLOVER BLOOMED. 763 00:49:55,323 --> 00:49:57,531 IT'S NOT A BOAR TOOTH ON YOUR NECK, IS IT? 764 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,180 NO. THIS WAS PASSED DOWN 765 00:50:01,212 --> 00:50:03,964 FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION BY ELIAS. 766 00:50:03,995 --> 00:50:08,188 IN CASE THE TOWN FORGOT, THE O'HARAS NEVER WOULD. 767 00:50:08,219 --> 00:50:09,659 SO HE BURIED IT IN THE WOODS? 768 00:50:09,692 --> 00:50:10,972 THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO? 769 00:50:11,004 --> 00:50:12,380 NO, THAT'S NOT ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO. 770 00:50:12,412 --> 00:50:13,819 WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE 4 HORSESHOES, 771 00:50:13,851 --> 00:50:15,868 AND THEN WE'VE GOT TO USE THE 4 HORSESHOES AGAINST HIM. 772 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:18,332 WE'VE ALREADY GOT ONE. 773 00:50:18,364 --> 00:50:20,284 WE GOT TWO, 774 00:50:20,314 --> 00:50:22,587 AND THEY'RE LIKE CRUCIFIXES TO A VAMPIRE. 775 00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:24,347 THEY HATE THEM. 776 00:50:24,379 --> 00:50:26,171 YEAH, I FIGURED THAT OUT. 777 00:50:26,203 --> 00:50:27,452 WHERE ARE THE OTHERS? 778 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,179 WELL, I THINK ONE IS AT THE BREWERY, 779 00:50:29,210 --> 00:50:30,811 AND THEN THE OTHER ONE IS AT THE FIRE, 780 00:50:30,844 --> 00:50:32,508 BUT IT'S GONE MISSING. 781 00:50:32,539 --> 00:50:33,820 THEN LET'S GO TO THE BREWERY. 782 00:50:33,852 --> 00:50:35,452 NO, I'LL GET THE HORSESHOES. 783 00:50:35,483 --> 00:50:36,827 WHAT YOU TWO NEED TO DO IS GO THROUGH THE BOOKS 784 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:39,388 AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO ATTACH THEM TOGETHER 785 00:50:39,419 --> 00:50:40,892 SO WE CAN LIFT THE CURSE. 786 00:50:40,924 --> 00:50:44,029 HEY, POP, WHEN WE KILL THAT THING, 787 00:50:44,060 --> 00:50:46,396 I GET ITS TOOTH. 788 00:50:46,428 --> 00:50:48,541 DEAL. I'M GONNA GET ONE FOR YOU, TOO, SQUIRT. 789 00:50:56,539 --> 00:50:58,876 CHECK THIS OUT. 790 00:50:58,907 --> 00:51:00,092 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 791 00:51:00,124 --> 00:51:02,621 THAT IS BLOOD. 792 00:51:02,651 --> 00:51:04,220 GREEN BLOOD? FROM WHAT? 793 00:51:04,252 --> 00:51:06,172 EXACTLY. WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THERE, 794 00:51:06,203 --> 00:51:07,707 GET A SAMPLE? 795 00:51:07,739 --> 00:51:10,300 YEAH. I'LL LEAVE THAT TO FORENSICS. 796 00:51:10,331 --> 00:51:12,187 IT LOOKS LIKE WHATEVER THIS THING WAS, 797 00:51:12,220 --> 00:51:14,780 IT WAS HIDING IN THE DUMPSTER WHEN IT WAS WOUNDED. 798 00:51:14,812 --> 00:51:16,700 SOUNDS LIKE MY FATHER. 799 00:51:16,732 --> 00:51:18,747 WHY DON'T YOU KEEP IT TOGETHER, BOSS? 800 00:51:18,778 --> 00:51:21,499 THERE'S A CRIME SCENE RIGHT THERE. 801 00:51:21,532 --> 00:51:22,939 IT LOOKS LIKE HAPPY WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH 802 00:51:22,970 --> 00:51:24,539 WHEN THIS THING JUMPED OUT AND... 803 00:51:24,572 --> 00:51:25,980 DID WE EVER GET THOSE LAB REPORTS 804 00:51:26,011 --> 00:51:27,771 ON THOSE PRINTS BACK FROM THE LAKE? 805 00:51:27,804 --> 00:51:29,755 YEAH. I E-MAILED BOSTON COLLEGE ZOOLOGY. 806 00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:32,091 THEY SAID THERE'S NO SUCH HOOF IN THE DATABASE. 807 00:51:32,122 --> 00:51:35,132 THERE'S WHAT? 808 00:51:35,164 --> 00:51:36,444 THERE'S NO SUCH HOOF IN THE DATABASE. 809 00:51:36,476 --> 00:51:37,915 COME ON. HOOF! 810 00:51:37,947 --> 00:51:39,355 - WHAT? - THERE'S NO SUCH HOOF. 811 00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:41,020 HOOF. AND FORGET YOUR TROUBLES. 812 00:51:41,051 --> 00:51:43,835 COME ON. GET HAPPY. 813 00:51:43,868 --> 00:51:46,589 YOU KNOW, IT GETS WEIRDER IN THERE. 814 00:51:47,996 --> 00:51:50,620 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 815 00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:51,964 YEAH. THAT'S WEIRD. 816 00:51:51,995 --> 00:51:53,884 SHOULD I, UH... 817 00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:55,772 BE SCARED TO ASK WHAT SORT OF ANIMAL 818 00:51:55,803 --> 00:51:57,468 BLEEDS DARK GREEN, 819 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,908 RIFLES THROUGH A COIN CASE, 820 00:51:58,939 --> 00:51:59,932 AND ONLY TAKES THE GOLD COINS? 821 00:51:59,962 --> 00:52:01,308 YEAH. 822 00:52:01,339 --> 00:52:02,779 YEAH, I THOUGHT SO. 823 00:52:02,811 --> 00:52:04,027 WANT TO HEAR A WEIRDER QUESTION? 824 00:52:04,059 --> 00:52:06,268 WHAT EATS GOLD COINS? 825 00:52:06,299 --> 00:52:07,644 - Radio: SHERIFF, COPY? - YEAH? 826 00:52:07,675 --> 00:52:10,492 WE HAVE A DISTURBANCE BY YOUR HOUSE. 827 00:52:10,522 --> 00:52:11,963 WHAT? 828 00:52:11,995 --> 00:52:13,403 WITNESSES SAY THEY HEARD A COUPLE OF KIDS SCREAMING 829 00:52:13,436 --> 00:52:14,844 THEN A SHOTGUN BEING FIRED 830 00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,604 BY SOMEONE IN AN OLD MUSTANG. 831 00:52:16,635 --> 00:52:20,059 THAT'LL BE RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ON IT. 832 00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,779 HELLO. 833 00:52:32,124 --> 00:52:34,811 YOUR MAJESTY. GOT YOU. 834 00:52:34,843 --> 00:52:36,347 I'M NOT THAT FAT! 835 00:52:49,883 --> 00:52:52,412 YOU REALIZE WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANY BEER. 836 00:52:52,444 --> 00:52:54,268 THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR YEARS. 837 00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:56,252 YEAH, BUT HAPPY O'SHANEN IS USING IT 838 00:52:56,284 --> 00:52:58,492 TO STORE A WHOLE ROOMFUL OF GOLD LEAF CREAM BEER 839 00:52:58,523 --> 00:52:59,708 FOR THE PARADE. 840 00:52:59,739 --> 00:53:03,323 THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WE WERE DOING 841 00:53:03,355 --> 00:53:06,203 WHEN I OFFERED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS TONIGHT. 842 00:53:06,236 --> 00:53:09,980 I THOUGHT WE'D DO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, FUN... 843 00:53:10,011 --> 00:53:11,964 WITH ME. 844 00:53:11,995 --> 00:53:14,459 I DON'T EVEN LIKE DRINKING. 845 00:53:14,491 --> 00:53:17,020 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WITH A CAR. 846 00:53:17,051 --> 00:53:20,540 SHUT UP. QUIT LAUGHING. 847 00:53:20,571 --> 00:53:22,651 SERIOUSLY. 848 00:53:45,532 --> 00:53:47,836 WHAT DO YOU WANT? DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE CAR? 849 00:53:47,867 --> 00:53:49,787 I GOT HALF A DOZEN CALLS 850 00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:51,708 SAYING SHOTGUN BLASTS WERE HEARD 851 00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:53,596 IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE, POP. 852 00:53:53,628 --> 00:53:55,100 IS THAT SO? 853 00:53:55,131 --> 00:53:57,115 CUT THE CRAP. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 854 00:53:59,099 --> 00:54:00,444 I'M GOING TO THE BREWERY. 855 00:54:00,475 --> 00:54:02,171 WHY? 856 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,244 GIVE ME THE GUN. 857 00:54:09,852 --> 00:54:11,420 I GOT A LOT MORE GUNS. 858 00:54:11,451 --> 00:54:13,467 I KNOW YOU DO. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GOT THEM? 859 00:54:13,499 --> 00:54:14,844 WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING AT? 860 00:54:14,874 --> 00:54:16,411 I DIDN'T GET A GOOD LOOK AT IT. 861 00:54:16,443 --> 00:54:18,139 NO? REALLY? WELL, I DID. 862 00:54:18,171 --> 00:54:19,611 WHAT'S A LEPRECHAUN DOING IN MY TOWN, POP? 863 00:54:21,178 --> 00:54:23,259 KAREN PICKED THE RED CLOVER 864 00:54:23,291 --> 00:54:26,394 AND RELEASED IT ACCIDENTALLY. 865 00:54:26,427 --> 00:54:28,155 NOW SHE'S CURSED. 866 00:54:28,187 --> 00:54:29,882 WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S BEEN CURSED? 867 00:54:29,915 --> 00:54:32,154 GIVE ME THE GUN BACK. I'LL GET IT. 868 00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:34,108 SHE'S GOT TWO DAYS. ALL WE HAVE TO DO 869 00:54:34,139 --> 00:54:35,643 IS GET IT AND GET IT BURIED BY THEN, 870 00:54:35,675 --> 00:54:37,468 AND SHE'LL BE OK. 871 00:54:37,499 --> 00:54:38,684 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, ALL RIGHT? 872 00:54:38,715 --> 00:54:39,964 BUT THERE'S PROTOCOL, POP. 873 00:54:39,996 --> 00:54:41,403 I'VE GOT TO CALL FOR BACKUP HERE. 874 00:54:41,434 --> 00:54:42,714 I GOT YOUR BACKUP. 875 00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:44,475 YOU'RE IN THIS ALONE, CONOR. 876 00:54:44,508 --> 00:54:45,724 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR MEN? 877 00:54:45,756 --> 00:54:50,427 THAT YOU'RE A LEPRE-COP, HUNTING LEPRECHAUNS? 878 00:54:50,459 --> 00:54:52,251 YOU'LL BE THE TOWN JOKE, JUST LIKE ME. 879 00:54:52,283 --> 00:54:54,363 FACE IT, PAL. YOU'RE IN THIS ALONE... 880 00:54:54,396 --> 00:54:55,867 WITH YOUR DAD. 881 00:54:55,898 --> 00:54:59,131 YEAH? WELL... FINE. ALL RIGHT? 882 00:54:59,163 --> 00:55:00,923 BUT WE'RE TAKING MY CAR. 883 00:55:00,955 --> 00:55:03,228 STEP AWAY FROM THE... VEHICLE. 884 00:55:11,194 --> 00:55:15,002 HEY. CHECK THIS OUT. 885 00:55:15,034 --> 00:55:16,763 HE'S CALLED THE GREEN MAN. 886 00:55:16,796 --> 00:55:18,076 GREEN MAN? 887 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:20,924 YEAH. HE'S AN EARTH CREATURE. 888 00:55:20,955 --> 00:55:23,803 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THESE CREATURES FROM IRISH FOLKLORE, 889 00:55:23,835 --> 00:55:25,724 THEY HAVE... THEY HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES, 890 00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:28,443 BUT THEY'RE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME. 891 00:55:28,474 --> 00:55:30,299 WAIT. LOOK AT THIS. 892 00:55:32,314 --> 00:55:34,011 YOU SEE WHERE THEY STAB HIM? 893 00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,931 LOOK AT THIS. 894 00:55:35,962 --> 00:55:39,227 SEE HOW HE HEALS UP? 895 00:55:39,258 --> 00:55:42,619 BUT WAIT. CHECK THIS OUT. 896 00:55:48,442 --> 00:55:49,435 HERE. 897 00:55:52,698 --> 00:55:54,651 LOOK FAMILIAR? 898 00:55:54,683 --> 00:55:58,300 WE'RE GONNA NEED THAT FOURTH HORSESHOE. 899 00:56:00,122 --> 00:56:02,171 OH, NICE. 900 00:56:02,204 --> 00:56:03,900 AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE US. 901 00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:05,851 NOPE. JUST DIDN'T CARE. 902 00:56:05,883 --> 00:56:08,700 SEEN BEER BEFORE. HAVE FUN, LOSERS. 903 00:56:08,732 --> 00:56:10,139 DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT. 904 00:56:10,171 --> 00:56:11,740 DID YOU SEE THOSE GOLD FLECKS? 905 00:56:11,772 --> 00:56:13,372 YEAH, IT'S AWESOME. 906 00:56:13,403 --> 00:56:14,619 THAT IS CRAZY. 907 00:56:18,395 --> 00:56:21,020 AAH! 908 00:56:27,772 --> 00:56:28,892 AAH! 909 00:56:28,923 --> 00:56:34,811 HEY! RICK! RICK! RICK! 910 00:56:34,843 --> 00:56:36,539 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT HAPPENED? 911 00:56:36,572 --> 00:56:39,834 RICK! 912 00:57:26,588 --> 00:57:27,739 AAH! 913 00:57:27,770 --> 00:57:31,355 WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE BREWERY? 914 00:57:31,388 --> 00:57:34,203 TO GET THE THIRD HORSESHOE. 915 00:57:34,235 --> 00:57:35,644 WHERE'D THE LEPRECHAUN GO? 916 00:57:35,675 --> 00:57:38,043 I DON'T KNOW. 917 00:57:38,075 --> 00:57:39,355 WHAT DOES IT WANT? 918 00:57:39,387 --> 00:57:41,275 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WANTS. 919 00:57:41,307 --> 00:57:43,962 WELL, HOW DO YOU STOP IT? 920 00:57:43,994 --> 00:57:45,627 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, CONOR. 921 00:57:45,659 --> 00:57:46,875 ASHAMED OF MYSELF? FOR WHAT? 922 00:57:46,908 --> 00:57:48,348 FOR NOT KNOWING YOUR FAMILY HISTORY. 923 00:57:48,380 --> 00:57:49,627 UP UNTIL YESTERDAY, WHEN I CAME 924 00:57:49,658 --> 00:57:50,715 FACE TO FACE WITH THE DAMNED THING, 925 00:57:50,748 --> 00:57:52,188 I THOUGHT ALL THIS LEPRECHAUN STUFF 926 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:53,595 WAS A BUNCH OF MALARKEY, OK? 927 00:57:53,628 --> 00:57:55,196 BUT NOW I'M WITH THE PROGRAM HERE, POP, 928 00:57:55,226 --> 00:57:56,442 AND YOU ARE NOT TELLING ME ANYTHING. 929 00:57:56,474 --> 00:57:58,683 SO TELL ME, HOW DO WE KILL IT? 930 00:57:58,715 --> 00:58:00,444 YOU CAN'T KILL FAIRY FOLK, SON. 931 00:58:00,475 --> 00:58:02,492 THEY'RE IMMORTAL. 932 00:58:02,524 --> 00:58:03,995 HA HA HA. THEY'RE IMMORTAL. 933 00:58:04,027 --> 00:58:05,243 YEAH. DON'T BE A WISE ASS. 934 00:58:05,275 --> 00:58:06,876 HOW DO WE GET RID OF THIS THING? 935 00:58:06,907 --> 00:58:08,124 FIRST WE FIND THE 4 HORSESHOES. 936 00:58:08,154 --> 00:58:09,211 OK. 937 00:58:09,244 --> 00:58:11,004 AND WE PUT THEM TOGETHER 938 00:58:11,035 --> 00:58:12,955 IN SOME KIND OF ANCIENT CONFIGURATION, 939 00:58:12,986 --> 00:58:14,619 AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO STUN THE LEPRECHAUN. 940 00:58:14,651 --> 00:58:15,579 I DON'T KNOW. 941 00:58:15,611 --> 00:58:18,170 KAREN AND WHAT'S-HIS-FACE 942 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:19,452 ARE LOOKING IT UP ON THE INTERNET. 943 00:58:22,075 --> 00:58:25,339 IT'S NOT LIKE I DO THIS EVERY DAY, CONOR. 944 00:58:36,891 --> 00:58:38,972 YOU OK? 945 00:58:39,004 --> 00:58:41,243 YOU MEAN OTHER THAN THE ANCIENT DEATH CURSE 946 00:58:41,276 --> 00:58:43,164 AND HAVING TO FIGHT A NATURE DEMON 947 00:58:43,196 --> 00:58:45,212 WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, 948 00:58:45,242 --> 00:58:47,003 OR YOU MEAN HAVING A FATHER 949 00:58:47,036 --> 00:58:48,412 WHO'S COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO MY BLOSSOMING WOMANHOOD 950 00:58:48,443 --> 00:58:50,363 AND TRYING TO STIFLE MY PERSONAL GROWTH 951 00:58:50,395 --> 00:58:53,372 BECAUSE HE CAN'T LET GO, OR MAYBE BECAUSE MY POPS, 952 00:58:53,403 --> 00:58:55,291 THE TOWN DRUNK WHO BELIEVES IN GOBLINS AND FAIRIES, 953 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:57,052 HAS ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE THE ONE 954 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,971 WHO'S COMPLETELY RIGHT THIS ENTIRE TIME? 955 00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:00,667 LIFE'S A BITCH, HUH? 956 00:59:02,843 --> 00:59:04,283 SORRY. 957 00:59:04,316 --> 00:59:06,491 NO. I'M SORRY. IT WAS A DUMB QUESTION. 958 00:59:06,522 --> 00:59:10,043 NO, IT WASN'T. IT'S JUST... 959 00:59:10,075 --> 00:59:11,579 WHO GETS HAUNTED BY A LEPRECHAUN? 960 00:59:11,611 --> 00:59:13,403 WHAT IS THAT? 961 00:59:13,435 --> 00:59:15,099 IT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF, 962 00:59:15,131 --> 00:59:16,891 AND IT'S HAPPENING TO ME. 963 00:59:16,922 --> 00:59:18,971 IT'S LIKE I'M TRAPPED IN SOME 964 00:59:19,003 --> 00:59:20,571 BAD MONSTER MOVIE AND CAN'T GET OUT. 965 00:59:20,602 --> 00:59:22,490 AND TO TOP IT OFF, THIS THING'S 966 00:59:22,523 --> 00:59:24,059 PROBABLY JUST GONNA KILL ME ANYWAY. 967 00:59:24,090 --> 00:59:25,819 HEY, IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU. 968 00:59:25,851 --> 00:59:27,579 IF THIS WAS A BAD MONSTER MOVIE, 969 00:59:27,611 --> 00:59:29,499 IT WOULD KILL EVERYBODY BUT YOU. 970 00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:31,291 SMALL CONSOLATION. 971 00:59:31,323 --> 00:59:33,211 YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEBODY GETS YOU DOWN, 972 00:59:33,243 --> 00:59:34,971 IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN, 973 00:59:35,003 --> 00:59:36,379 BUT IT ONLY TAKES TWO MUSCLES 974 00:59:36,410 --> 00:59:38,458 IF YOU REACH OUT AND PIMP-SLAP THEM. 975 00:59:38,490 --> 00:59:40,730 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I... 976 00:59:40,763 --> 00:59:42,138 PIMP-SLAP THE LEPRECHAUN? 977 00:59:42,170 --> 00:59:43,579 YES. 978 00:59:43,610 --> 00:59:45,179 YES, I AM. 979 00:59:45,210 --> 00:59:46,619 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT ALONE, 980 00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,058 BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE THERE 981 00:59:48,091 --> 00:59:49,691 TO PIMP-SLAP THE LEPRECHAUN WITH YOU. 982 00:59:49,722 --> 00:59:52,827 IT'LL BE LIKE A DOUBLE PIMP-SLAP KIND OF DEAL, 983 00:59:52,858 --> 00:59:57,371 LIKE A... BA! 984 00:59:57,403 --> 00:59:59,292 OK. I'M DONE TALKING. YOU TALK. 985 00:59:59,323 --> 01:00:01,820 YOU'RE BETTER AT IT THAN ME. 986 01:00:01,851 --> 01:00:04,667 YOU AND I MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. 987 01:00:04,699 --> 01:00:07,194 YEAH? YOU THINK SO? 988 01:00:07,227 --> 01:00:08,828 YEAH. 989 01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:17,466 WOOD. 990 01:00:17,498 --> 01:00:18,588 WHAT? 991 01:00:18,618 --> 01:00:23,099 I MEAN... HA HA. I MEAN A BRANCH, A STAFF. 992 01:00:23,130 --> 01:00:25,787 A BRANCH STAFF FOR THE HORSESHOES, 993 01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:27,227 FOR THE PIMP-SLAP. 994 01:00:27,258 --> 01:00:29,756 AND KISSING ME MADE YOU THINK OF THAT? 995 01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:33,179 NO. 996 01:00:39,259 --> 01:00:40,603 Pop: GIVE ME THAT HAMMER. 997 01:00:42,714 --> 01:00:44,603 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 8, 998 01:00:44,634 --> 01:00:47,226 WE WENT LEPRECHAUN HUNTING? 999 01:00:47,258 --> 01:00:48,603 HOW COULD I FORGET? I BROKE MY ARM THAT YEAR. 1000 01:00:48,635 --> 01:00:50,907 YOU SURVIVED. 1001 01:00:50,938 --> 01:00:53,274 NOW YOU WONDER WHY I DON'T WANT YOU 1002 01:00:53,306 --> 01:00:54,619 TAKING KAREN HUNTING. 1003 01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:57,467 SHE'S MORE CAPABLE THAN YOU THINK. 1004 01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,762 AND SHE'S A LOT LESS CAPABLE THAN YOU THINK, POP. 1005 01:01:00,794 --> 01:01:02,811 YOU KNOW, I WAS DISAPPOINTED 1006 01:01:02,842 --> 01:01:05,275 WE NEVER FOUND A LEPRECHAUN. 1007 01:01:10,586 --> 01:01:13,883 WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS, SON. 1008 01:01:13,915 --> 01:01:16,187 THERE'S ONE NOW. 1009 01:03:04,699 --> 01:03:06,300 O'HARA, RADIO. 1010 01:03:06,330 --> 01:03:09,179 GET A 1031 TO SILVER SHAMROCK BREWERY. 1011 01:03:09,211 --> 01:03:13,084 WE NEED BACKUP UNITS AND E.M.S. 1012 01:03:16,154 --> 01:03:18,011 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 1013 01:03:49,946 --> 01:03:52,636 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 1014 01:04:00,058 --> 01:04:01,402 UNBELIEVABLE. 1015 01:04:01,434 --> 01:04:03,482 LOOK AT THAT THING. 1016 01:04:18,682 --> 01:04:19,803 WHAT'S THAT? 1017 01:04:19,834 --> 01:04:22,235 IT'S BAIT. 1018 01:04:22,267 --> 01:04:23,291 LOOK AT HIM MOVE. 1019 01:04:25,498 --> 01:04:27,386 IT'S EATING IT. 1020 01:04:42,523 --> 01:04:43,803 DAD! 1021 01:04:43,835 --> 01:04:46,331 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1022 01:05:15,450 --> 01:05:17,146 HELLO. 1023 01:05:19,643 --> 01:05:21,628 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1024 01:05:24,571 --> 01:05:26,428 AMANDA? 1025 01:05:28,443 --> 01:05:30,618 SHERIFF O'HARA, HONEY. IT'S KAREN'S DAD. 1026 01:05:30,650 --> 01:05:31,739 SWEETIE, IT'S... 1027 01:05:31,770 --> 01:05:34,139 AAH! 1028 01:05:38,363 --> 01:05:40,059 Jen: ALL RIGHT. GET OUT OF HERE. 1029 01:05:40,091 --> 01:05:41,659 GET HOME SAFE. 1030 01:05:52,283 --> 01:05:53,852 THE GIRL'S NOT DOING GOOD, 1031 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:56,380 KEEPS SAYING IT WAS A MONSTER. 1032 01:05:56,410 --> 01:05:58,299 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SEE IN THERE? 1033 01:05:58,330 --> 01:05:59,930 A LEPRECHAUN. 1034 01:05:59,962 --> 01:06:02,075 LOCK IT UP FOR ME, WOULD YOU? JUST... 1035 01:06:04,891 --> 01:06:06,811 IT'S LONG GONE, SON. 1036 01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:10,938 SO HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT SUCKER BACK THERE ATE GOLD? 1037 01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,699 WELL, I'M AN O'HARA, POP. 1038 01:06:12,731 --> 01:06:15,228 I'M SMART LIKE THAT. 1039 01:06:21,658 --> 01:06:23,578 THE BOOK SAYS THAT THE STAFF 1040 01:06:23,611 --> 01:06:25,180 HAS TO BE MADE OUT OF OAK, 1041 01:06:25,211 --> 01:06:28,380 SO THIS SHOULD WORK... WHAT? 1042 01:06:31,930 --> 01:06:34,587 HEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. OK? 1043 01:06:34,618 --> 01:06:36,827 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 1044 01:06:36,858 --> 01:06:38,746 Conor: HE'S RIGHT. 1045 01:06:38,779 --> 01:06:41,403 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 1046 01:06:41,434 --> 01:06:45,242 HOW ARE WE GONNA CATCH THIS THING? 1047 01:06:45,274 --> 01:06:47,259 THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I CAN THINK OF WHO CAN HELP. 1048 01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:48,476 WHO? 1049 01:06:50,139 --> 01:06:51,964 WHO DO YOU THINK? 1050 01:07:00,410 --> 01:07:02,971 Conor: ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT THIS THING? 1051 01:07:03,003 --> 01:07:05,627 WELL, IF WE HAD THE FOURTH HORSESHOE, 1052 01:07:05,659 --> 01:07:07,803 WE COULD USE THAT 4-LEAF CLEAVER 1053 01:07:07,834 --> 01:07:11,386 LONG ENOUGH TO BAG IT AND BURY IT. 1054 01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:13,146 OTHERWISE, NOT SO MUCH. 1055 01:07:13,178 --> 01:07:15,835 WELL, WE'RE AS READY AS WE CAN BE. 1056 01:07:15,866 --> 01:07:21,914 DON'T FEAR THE WIND IF YOUR HAYSTACKS ARE TIED DOWN. 1057 01:07:21,946 --> 01:07:23,995 WAIT. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 1058 01:07:24,026 --> 01:07:26,043 WE'RE AS READY AS WE CAN BE. 1059 01:07:26,074 --> 01:07:27,515 NO, NO. THE OTHER THING. 1060 01:07:30,746 --> 01:07:33,018 DON'T FEAR THE WIND IF YOUR HAYSTACKS ARE TIED DOWN? 1061 01:07:34,939 --> 01:07:37,051 I KNOW WHERE THE FOURTH HORSESHOE IS. 1062 01:07:45,723 --> 01:07:48,667 OK. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1063 01:07:50,298 --> 01:07:53,371 HEY. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 1064 01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:55,771 EVERYONE WOULD UNDERSTAND. 1065 01:07:55,803 --> 01:07:59,003 I KNOW, BUT I THINK I NEED IT, 1066 01:07:59,035 --> 01:08:01,275 AND THE TOWN NEEDS IT. 1067 01:08:01,307 --> 01:08:02,490 AMANDA. 1068 01:08:04,474 --> 01:08:06,715 HEY, MOM, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT HORSESHOE? 1069 01:08:06,746 --> 01:08:09,594 I THINK I COULD USE SOME, YOU KNOW, 1070 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:11,100 FAMILY LUCK. 1071 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:36,956 THANKS, MOM. 1072 01:09:10,042 --> 01:09:11,099 BYE, MOM. 1073 01:09:11,130 --> 01:09:13,466 I LOVE YOU, HONEY. 1074 01:09:28,218 --> 01:09:31,098 AAH! 1075 01:09:48,858 --> 01:09:50,426 WHAT'S THIS? 1076 01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:52,156 I DON'T KNOW. 1077 01:10:04,699 --> 01:10:06,587 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I JUST CALLED IT IN. 1078 01:10:06,618 --> 01:10:08,826 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1079 01:10:08,857 --> 01:10:09,914 IT'S MRS. McHENRY. 1080 01:10:16,889 --> 01:10:19,259 DAD. 1081 01:10:19,291 --> 01:10:21,627 THE PARADE. 1082 01:11:03,034 --> 01:11:04,859 OUT OF THE WAY. 1083 01:11:07,739 --> 01:11:09,627 AAH! 1084 01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:22,651 UH! 1085 01:11:22,681 --> 01:11:25,082 AH... 1086 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:26,555 JEN! 1087 01:11:58,490 --> 01:11:59,611 HMM? 1088 01:12:05,851 --> 01:12:09,243 GET OUT OF HERE! AAH! 1089 01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:35,993 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1090 01:12:36,026 --> 01:12:37,659 FINE. 1091 01:12:43,451 --> 01:12:45,723 IS THAT THING DEAD? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1092 01:12:45,754 --> 01:12:47,578 - IT'S STUNNED. - FINE. I'M FINE. 1093 01:12:47,609 --> 01:12:49,179 HOW'S THE KID? 1094 01:12:49,210 --> 01:12:50,459 WHAT'S-HIS-FACE IS DEAD. 1095 01:12:50,489 --> 01:12:53,306 WHAT'S-HIS-FACE? 1096 01:12:53,338 --> 01:12:54,266 HE'S DEAD? 1097 01:12:59,994 --> 01:13:01,755 POP! 1098 01:13:01,787 --> 01:13:05,402 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1099 01:13:05,434 --> 01:13:08,282 THAT'S NOT A SOUVENIR! 1100 01:13:08,313 --> 01:13:10,650 SEE YA! 1101 01:13:10,682 --> 01:13:12,346 HE'S TAKING IT TO KEENING WOODS. 1102 01:13:12,378 --> 01:13:13,306 WHAT? 1103 01:13:13,338 --> 01:13:15,035 THAT'S WHERE YOU BURY MONSTERS. 1104 01:13:25,786 --> 01:13:28,601 FATALITY BEHIND MALONE'S MARKET IN THE ALLEY. 1105 01:13:28,633 --> 01:13:30,713 THE... ANIMAL HAS BEEN CAPTURED. 1106 01:13:30,746 --> 01:13:36,091 IT'S BEING TRANSPORTED IN A 1967 GREEN MUSTANG. 1107 01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:37,563 PROCEED WITH CAUTION. OUT OF... WHAT ARE YOU... 1108 01:13:37,593 --> 01:13:39,386 NO. LET'S GO. 1109 01:13:39,418 --> 01:13:40,986 NO LET'S GO. OUT. YOU'RE WEAK. YOU'RE TIRED. 1110 01:13:41,018 --> 01:13:43,194 HONEY, YOU GOT A CUT. YOU PROBABLY NEED STITCHES. 1111 01:13:43,225 --> 01:13:44,058 I AM FINE. I DO NOT NEED STITCHES. LET'S GO. 1112 01:13:44,089 --> 01:13:45,915 NO. WHAT KIND OF FATHER DO YOU THINK I AM? 1113 01:13:45,947 --> 01:13:47,546 GET OUT OF THE CAR. 1114 01:13:47,578 --> 01:13:48,795 YOU ALWAYS THINK POP IS, LIKE, CRAZY AND DANGEROUS, 1115 01:13:48,827 --> 01:13:50,395 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1116 01:13:50,425 --> 01:13:52,187 HE LET ME SHOOT A GUN WHEN I WAS 10. 1117 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:55,067 HE LET ME CLIMB MONROE ROCK WITHOUT A ROPE WHEN I WAS 11. 1118 01:13:55,099 --> 01:13:56,698 WHEN I WAS 12, I WAS DRIVING HIS TRUCK. 1119 01:13:56,730 --> 01:13:58,650 AND YOU KNOW THAT BOAR HE TELLS EVERYBODY HE TOOK DOWN? BESSIE? 1120 01:13:58,683 --> 01:14:00,187 THAT WAS ME. 1121 01:14:00,217 --> 01:14:02,331 HE SAID HE DID THAT. 1122 01:14:02,362 --> 01:14:05,210 YEAH. WELL, HE WAS AFRAID YOU'D BE WORRIED. 1123 01:14:05,243 --> 01:14:07,163 I... I... 1124 01:14:07,194 --> 01:14:09,787 LOOK... POP TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE STRONG. 1125 01:14:09,818 --> 01:14:12,090 YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE SMART. 1126 01:14:12,123 --> 01:14:13,850 DAD, PLEASE. 1127 01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:18,427 "DAD." PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT. 1128 01:15:14,971 --> 01:15:16,859 WAIT, KAREN. 1129 01:15:16,890 --> 01:15:19,034 BEFORE WE GO OUT THERE, 1130 01:15:19,067 --> 01:15:21,851 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT... 1131 01:15:21,881 --> 01:15:25,818 YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED INCREDIBLE MORAL FIBER 1132 01:15:25,849 --> 01:15:27,578 AND GREAT COURAGE, 1133 01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:29,179 AND I'M PROUD OF YOU. 1134 01:15:30,649 --> 01:15:32,345 I KNOW I'VE TREATED YOU LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, 1135 01:15:32,378 --> 01:15:35,131 AND I'VE BEEN WAY TOO OVERPROTECTIVE 1136 01:15:35,161 --> 01:15:38,074 SINCE WE LOST YOUR MOTHER. 1137 01:15:38,106 --> 01:15:40,122 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT... 1138 01:15:40,154 --> 01:15:42,650 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY, 1139 01:15:42,681 --> 01:15:46,554 BUT YOU ARE NO LITTLE GIRL. 1140 01:15:46,585 --> 01:15:49,658 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. 1141 01:15:49,690 --> 01:15:51,003 TO MOM. 1142 01:15:51,033 --> 01:15:53,498 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF... 1143 01:15:53,530 --> 01:15:55,225 I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE. 1144 01:15:55,258 --> 01:15:56,763 WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? 1145 01:15:56,794 --> 01:15:59,355 YOU WERE VERY YOUNG. 1146 01:16:02,297 --> 01:16:04,985 IT WAS BLACK FRIDAY, 1147 01:16:05,017 --> 01:16:07,866 THE BUSIEST SHOPPING DAY OF THE YEAR. 1148 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:12,953 AND, UM... WE LEFT YOU WITH POP 1149 01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:16,378 SO YOUR MOTHER AND I COULD BUY YOU 1150 01:16:16,410 --> 01:16:21,305 A GAME CONSOLE BELOW RETAIL COST. 1151 01:16:21,337 --> 01:16:23,034 IT WAS AN... AN INCREDIBLE VALUE. 1152 01:16:23,066 --> 01:16:24,859 DAD, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? 1153 01:16:24,890 --> 01:16:27,387 HONEY, THERE WERE JUST SO MANY PEOPLE, ALL RIGHT? I WAS... 1154 01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:29,306 FIGHTING A WOMAN AND HER SON 1155 01:16:29,338 --> 01:16:31,162 FOR THE LAST UNIT, AND... 1156 01:16:31,193 --> 01:16:34,202 THE CROWD SURGED, 1157 01:16:34,233 --> 01:16:37,499 AND I LOST HER. 1158 01:16:37,529 --> 01:16:39,641 YOU WHAT? 1159 01:16:39,674 --> 01:16:41,435 I COULDN'T FIND HER. 1160 01:16:41,466 --> 01:16:43,194 I WENT TO THE LOST-AND-FOUND, 1161 01:16:43,226 --> 01:16:44,697 AND THERE WAS NOTHING. 1162 01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:48,155 I... I PAGED HER EVERY DAY 1163 01:16:48,185 --> 01:16:50,042 FOR A YEAR. 1164 01:16:52,762 --> 01:16:56,666 WHAT GOOD AM I? I AM A... 1165 01:16:56,697 --> 01:16:58,426 I'M A TERRIBLE HUSBAND. 1166 01:16:58,458 --> 01:16:59,835 I'M A REAL AWFUL FATHER, 1167 01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:02,266 AND I AM A REALLY BAD SHERIFF. 1168 01:17:02,298 --> 01:17:04,346 I MEAN, THE WHOLE TOWN IS DEAD, 1169 01:17:04,378 --> 01:17:07,067 AND I CAN'T EVEN FIND MY WIFE, 1170 01:17:07,098 --> 01:17:11,194 LET ALONE CATCH A LEPRECHAUN, AND... 1171 01:17:11,225 --> 01:17:13,562 A LETTER FROM MY NAMETAG IS MISSING. 1172 01:17:13,594 --> 01:17:15,291 AND WHO'S CONER? 1173 01:17:15,321 --> 01:17:17,722 I'M CONOR. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? 1174 01:17:17,754 --> 01:17:19,161 I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 1175 01:17:19,193 --> 01:17:23,066 IF ANYONE SHOULD BE DEAD OUT THERE RIGHT NOW... 1176 01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:26,619 DAD! NO! DAD! 1177 01:17:26,650 --> 01:17:27,738 DAD! 1178 01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:53,242 I'M SORRY. 1179 01:18:53,273 --> 01:18:56,569 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1180 01:18:56,602 --> 01:19:00,058 I SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR YOU TWO. 1181 01:19:00,089 --> 01:19:02,459 WHERE'S YOUR OLD MAN? 1182 01:19:02,489 --> 01:19:03,833 HE'S GONE. 1183 01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:08,058 HE'S GONE. 1184 01:19:08,090 --> 01:19:09,627 YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME, OK? 1185 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:11,099 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1186 01:19:11,129 --> 01:19:14,105 YOU NEED TO SAVE YOUR ASS FROM THAT LEPRECHAUN. 1187 01:19:14,138 --> 01:19:16,763 THAT OLD GOLD REFINERY IS RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD. 1188 01:19:16,793 --> 01:19:19,578 YOU GOT TO GET HIM BEFORE HE... 1189 01:19:19,610 --> 01:19:22,458 GETS THERE AND HEALS HIMSELF. 1190 01:19:22,489 --> 01:19:24,378 YOU'VE GOT TO COME WITH ME. 1191 01:19:24,410 --> 01:19:25,947 I'M NOT LEAVING YOU HERE. 1192 01:19:25,977 --> 01:19:27,833 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. HERE. 1193 01:19:27,866 --> 01:19:30,651 TAKE THIS. 1194 01:19:30,682 --> 01:19:32,506 IT'S GOOD LUCK... 1195 01:19:32,537 --> 01:19:34,105 MOST OF THE TIME. 1196 01:19:34,138 --> 01:19:36,026 I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 1197 01:19:36,057 --> 01:19:38,457 POP, I CAN'T TAKE THIS FROM YOU. 1198 01:19:38,489 --> 01:19:39,866 POP. 1199 01:19:39,897 --> 01:19:42,809 GO ON. 1200 01:19:42,842 --> 01:19:44,122 POP. 1201 01:19:45,786 --> 01:19:47,513 POP. 1202 01:21:25,690 --> 01:21:27,833 HEY, LEPPY. 1203 01:21:30,233 --> 01:21:31,770 HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY. 1204 01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:03,354 NICE. 1205 01:22:21,014 --> 01:22:22,279 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1206 01:22:22,329 --> 01:22:25,113 ♪ I'LL TELL YOU A STORY THAT HAPPENED TO ME ♪ 1207 01:22:25,146 --> 01:22:27,898 ♪ ONE DAY AS I WENT DOWN TO CORT BY THE SEA ♪ 1208 01:22:27,930 --> 01:22:30,842 ♪ THE SUN WAS HOT, AND THE DAY WAS WARM ♪ 1209 01:22:30,872 --> 01:22:33,658 ♪ SAYS, "AYE, A FINE PINT WOULDN'T DO ME NO HARM" ♪ 1210 01:22:33,689 --> 01:22:35,834 ♪ I WENT AND I CALLED FOR A BOTTLE OF STOUT ♪ 1211 01:22:35,866 --> 01:22:37,529 ♪ SAID THE BARMAN ♪ 1212 01:22:37,562 --> 01:22:39,417 ♪ "I'M SORRY, ALL THE BEER IS SOLD OUT" ♪ 1213 01:22:39,450 --> 01:22:42,393 ♪ "TRY WHISKEY FROM PADDY, 10 YEARS IN THE WOOD" ♪ 1214 01:22:42,426 --> 01:22:45,274 ♪ SAYS I, "I'LL TRY YOUR CIDER, I'VE HEARD IT WAS GOOD" ♪ 1215 01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,993 ♪ OH, NEVER, OH, NEVER, OH, NEVER AGAIN ♪ 1216 01:22:48,026 --> 01:22:51,098 ♪ IF I LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED OR A HUNDRED AND TEN ♪ 1217 01:22:51,130 --> 01:22:53,658 ♪ I FELL TO THE GROUND, AND I COULDN'T GET UP ♪ 1218 01:22:53,690 --> 01:22:57,914 ♪ AFTER DRINKING THREE PINTS OF THE JOHNNY JUMP UP ♪ 1219 01:22:57,946 --> 01:22:59,994 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, OH ♪ 1220 01:23:00,024 --> 01:23:02,682 ♪ OH-OH, OH ♪ 1221 01:23:02,713 --> 01:23:05,465 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, BABY, JOHNNY JUMP UP ♪ 1222 01:23:05,498 --> 01:23:08,026 ♪ AFTER DOWNING THE THIRD, I WENT OUT TO THE YARD ♪ 1223 01:23:08,058 --> 01:23:11,450 ♪ WHERE I BUMPED INTO BRODIE, THE BIG CIVIC GUARD ♪ 1224 01:23:11,481 --> 01:23:14,105 ♪ "COME HERE TO ME, GIRL, DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE LAW?" ♪ 1225 01:23:14,138 --> 01:23:16,953 ♪ THEN I HIT HIM WITH ME FIST, AND I SHATTERED HIS JAW ♪ 1226 01:23:16,986 --> 01:23:19,643 ♪ HE FELL TO THE GROUND WITH HIS KNEES DOUBLED UP ♪ 1227 01:23:19,674 --> 01:23:22,810 ♪ BUT IT WASN'T I WHO HIT HIM, 'TWAS JOHNNY JUMP UP ♪ 1228 01:23:22,842 --> 01:23:25,465 ♪ THE NEXT THING I REMEMBER, DOWN IN CORT BY THE SEA ♪ 1229 01:23:25,497 --> 01:23:28,442 ♪ WAS A CRIPPLE ON CRUTCHES, AND HE SAID TO ME ♪ 1230 01:23:28,473 --> 01:23:31,322 ♪ "IN THE BRIGHT OF ME LIFE, I'VE BEEN HIT BY A CAR" ♪ 1231 01:23:31,353 --> 01:23:34,330 ♪ "WON'T YOU HELP ME? I'M LOST IN THE COUNTY NOT FAR" ♪ 1232 01:23:34,361 --> 01:23:36,954 ♪ I COULD TELL IN THE COURT OF THAT SILENCE SO SWEET ♪ 1233 01:23:36,985 --> 01:23:39,802 ♪ HE THREW DOWN HIS CRUTCHES AND DANCED TO HIS FEET ♪ 1234 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:42,362 ♪ OH, NEVER, OH, NEVER, OH, NEVER AGAIN ♪ 1235 01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:45,818 ♪ IF I LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED OR A HUNDRED AND TEN ♪ 1236 01:23:45,850 --> 01:23:48,601 ♪ I FELL TO THE GROUND, AND I COULDN'T GET UP ♪ 1237 01:23:48,633 --> 01:23:52,698 ♪ AFTER DRINKING THREE PINTS OF THE JOHNNY JUMP UP ♪ 1238 01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:54,714 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, OH ♪ 1239 01:23:54,744 --> 01:23:57,402 ♪ OH-OH, OH ♪ 1240 01:23:57,433 --> 01:24:00,441 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, BABY, JOHNNY JUMP UP, MAN ♪ 1241 01:24:00,473 --> 01:24:03,897 ♪ OH-OH, OH ♪ 1242 01:24:08,953 --> 01:24:11,642 ♪ I WILLFULLY RODE, A FRIEND FOR TO SEE ♪ 1243 01:24:11,673 --> 01:24:14,426 ♪ THEY CALL IT THE MADHOUSE IN CORT BY THE SEA ♪ 1244 01:24:14,456 --> 01:24:17,401 ♪ BUT WHEN I GOT THERE, SURE THE TRUTH I WILL TELL ♪ 1245 01:24:17,432 --> 01:24:20,441 ♪ THEY HAD THIS POOR BUGGER LOCKED UP IN A CELL ♪ 1246 01:24:20,472 --> 01:24:23,161 ♪ SAID THE GUARD TRUSTING HIM, "SAY THESE WORDS IF YOU CAN" ♪ 1247 01:24:23,193 --> 01:24:26,139 ♪ "A ROCKER ROCKING ROCKER ROCKING RASCAL RHYME" ♪ 1248 01:24:26,170 --> 01:24:28,730 ♪ "TELL HIM I'M NOT CRAZY, TELL HIM I'M NOT MAD" ♪ 1249 01:24:28,761 --> 01:24:31,801 ♪ "IT WAS ONLY A SIP OF THAT BOTTLE I HAD" ♪ 1250 01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:34,522 ♪ WELL, A MAN DIED IN THE MINES BY THE NAME OF McNABB ♪ 1251 01:24:34,553 --> 01:24:37,497 ♪ THEY WASHED HIM AND LAID HIM OUTSIDE ON A SLAB ♪ 1252 01:24:37,529 --> 01:24:40,345 ♪ AND AFTER THE PARLOR'S MEASUREMENTS THEY DID TAKE ♪ 1253 01:24:40,376 --> 01:24:43,290 ♪ HIS WIFE BROUGHT HIM HOME TO A BLOODY FINE WAKE ♪ 1254 01:24:43,322 --> 01:24:46,042 ♪ 'TWAS ABOUT TWELVE O'CLOCK AND THE BEER WAS HIGH ♪ 1255 01:24:46,074 --> 01:24:49,210 ♪ THE CORPSE SITS UP AND SAYS WITH A SIGH ♪ 1256 01:24:49,242 --> 01:24:51,898 ♪ "I CAN'T GET TO HEAVEN, THEY WON'T LET ME UP" ♪ 1257 01:24:51,930 --> 01:24:55,289 ♪ "TILL I BRING THEM A BOTTLE OF JOHNNY JUMP UP!" ♪ 1258 01:24:55,322 --> 01:24:57,722 ♪ OH, NEVER, OH, NEVER, OH, NEVER AGAIN ♪ 1259 01:24:57,753 --> 01:25:00,634 ♪ IF I LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED OR A HUNDRED AND TEN ♪ 1260 01:25:00,665 --> 01:25:03,289 ♪ I FELL TO THE GROUND, AND I COULDN'T GET UP ♪ 1261 01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:07,514 ♪ AFTER DRINKING THREE PINTS OF THE JOHNNY JUMP UP ♪ 1262 01:25:07,546 --> 01:25:09,530 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, OH ♪ 1263 01:25:09,562 --> 01:25:12,186 ♪ OH-OH, OH ♪ 1264 01:25:12,217 --> 01:25:15,129 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, JOHNNY JUMP UP, OH ♪ 1265 01:25:15,162 --> 01:25:17,850 ♪ OH-OH, OH ♪ 1266 01:25:17,881 --> 01:25:20,985 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, JOHNNY JUMP UP, OH ♪ 1267 01:25:21,018 --> 01:25:23,481 ♪ OH-OH, OH ♪ 1268 01:25:23,514 --> 01:25:26,714 ♪ JOHNNY JUMP UP, BABY, JOHNNY JUMP UP, MAN ♪ 1269 01:25:26,745 --> 01:25:31,129 ♪ OH-OH, OH ♪ 88126