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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,815 He didn't think you'd fall for that line. 2 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,653 Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. 3 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,990 Tail-having-anything-that-moves humping-ass dog. 4 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:34,910 You need to kick him to the curb. 5 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:40,666 Oh, no, no. Don't cry, Karen. 6 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:45,170 Karen. Don't move, sweetie. I'll be right there. 7 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,798 Men are so full of it. 8 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:51,051 Give a brother a break, treat him with trust... 9 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,095 ...and he'll screw you around. 10 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:59,184 Sorry I'm pissed off now, but my best friend is having man trouble. 11 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,187 Miss Smith, Tracye Johnson's on line 2. 12 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,232 I'm in a meeting, but I'll be there in an hour. 13 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:10,737 Tracye. Another one of my girlfriends. Man trouble too. 14 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,949 Seems like every woman I know has man trouble. 15 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:19,788 Have you noticed around spring men start to act up a bit? 16 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:21,665 They do. 17 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:26,461 They don't act up in the winter. They want that indoor activity. 18 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:30,716 But as soon as the season breaks, they show their asses. 19 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:36,054 It's true. It happens every year around spring, the breakup season. 20 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:40,267 The time when women wear miniskirts and skimpy clothes... 21 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:45,063 ...letting their stuff hang out, causing men to lose their mind. 22 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:50,068 Spring is when I have to counsel all my girlfriends... 23 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:55,032 ...on how to keep their no-good, unable-to-say-no men in line. 24 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,372 Amazing what a little warm weather can do. 25 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:07,336 Jason, sweetie, clear my schedule for today. 26 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,673 Oh, hello, yellow. That's stunning, girl. 27 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:15,302 -Any emergencies, call my cell. -I always will. 28 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,054 Nice. 29 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:21,642 Men are so predictable. 30 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,735 Hey, girl. 31 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,991 Jason knows where to find me. 32 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,249 Morning, Miss Smith. 33 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,432 What is it about men and big booties? 34 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,521 Thanks, Jose. 35 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:26,558 Like my house? Not bad for a girl from Compton. 36 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,019 By the way, I'm Shanté Smith... 37 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,022 ...senior ad executive at Parker and Long. 38 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:35,275 And if you haven't noticed, I'm a sister. 39 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,569 An educated, strong sister... 40 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,323 ...who knows where she's from and where she's going. 41 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:45,536 But let me ask you a question: Why can't men act right? 42 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,246 Don't they know that... 43 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,916 ...women would give them the respect they needed? 44 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:55,170 But because they show they're asses, we gots to check them. 45 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,631 Take my girlfriend Karen, for instance. 46 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,551 She's been staying with me for a few days. 47 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,052 Hopeless case. 48 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,555 There's nothing to it if we don't. 49 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:08,058 Forget about invitations. Let's get married tonight! 50 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,645 See what I mean? 51 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:16,108 Are you still in your PJs? Baby, it's 11:30. 52 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,442 I know. 53 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,028 -You feeling better? -A little. 54 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:23,740 Good. How about this? Bam! 55 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,952 Chrysanthemums! 56 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:30,289 -Your favourite. -You know you're my girl. 57 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,165 I got your back. 58 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:36,962 What's the matter? 59 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,758 Michael used to give me chrysanthemums. 60 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,553 I miss him. 61 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:51,185 Oh, no. Now, come here. Come here. 62 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,438 This really saddens me. 63 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,150 Karen's a top executive at a big engineering firm. 64 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:02,446 Michael! Oh, Lord Jesus. 65 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,407 The youngest executive in the company. 66 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,952 Black, white, male, female, she's the youngest. 67 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,955 Strong, sharp, very impressive. 68 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,000 One day after lunch, she meets this... 69 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,462 ...scary-curl, Uncle Tom-looking, bucktooth brother. 70 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:22,591 -So, can you fix my car? -Shit, I can fix anything. 71 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:26,512 She cut his hair, even straightened out his teeth. 72 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,931 You need anything else fixed up? 73 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,226 She's a down sister. She'll work with a brother. 74 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,894 -Mike. -Big Mike. 75 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,103 Big Mike? 76 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:37,481 -What's your name? -Karen. 77 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,067 -Yes. -Damn, you beautiful. 78 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,945 You make a brother wanna sing to you. 79 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,324 Ooh, ooh, ooh, Karen 80 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,576 I want you 81 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,495 Brother was looking good. 82 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:55,249 He treated her like a queen. She gave him everything. 83 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,837 He was where he should be: Begging her to.... 84 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,381 -Marry me. -Really? 85 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,799 -Marry me. -Really? 86 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,260 Really. Marry me. 87 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,891 Everything was fine. Peachy-keen. 88 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:17,855 Then one day, he saw a mirror. Trouble. 89 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,399 He started thinking, "Hey...." 90 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,860 -Looking kind of good. -Come on. 91 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,696 Next thing you know he's acting up. 92 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,156 Acting like he's running things. 93 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,120 He moved in, the flowers stopped coming. 94 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,205 He started to show his ass. 95 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,332 Though he's not cheating... 96 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:41,044 ...it's been two years, and he hasn't mentioned marriage. 97 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,881 Suddenly, he's afraid of commitment... 98 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,924 ...giving her that old line. 99 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:49,303 I've been hurt, so I'm careful with my heart. 100 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,762 Please. 101 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:55,100 He was broke, with a Jheri-curl and crooked teeth. 102 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:58,187 -Look. Can I get another beer? -Yeah. 103 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:02,649 She's got choices. You know what I told her to do. 104 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,485 Right. Kick him to the curb. 105 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,446 It is time to move on, Karen. 106 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,532 Time to find a new man, learn how to cook. 107 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:14,036 -I can cook. -You can microwave. 108 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,832 It's time to learn a bit about sports too. 109 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:23,795 The way to a man's heart is through stomach and sports. Not money. 110 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,090 All I tried to do was fix him up a little. 111 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,426 I know. Now, no more Michael. Eat. 112 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,680 A man is like a stray dog. You feed a stray dog one day... 113 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,017 ...and if he comes back, you got him hooked. 114 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,647 Plus, a man's loving is better on a full stomach. 115 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,651 When's the last time you showered? 116 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:52,658 Tracye's situation is different. Her man? Definitely cheating on her. 117 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:56,370 A sure sign of that is the constant roaming eyes. 118 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,121 Then he says: 119 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:02,459 Come on. I'm just looking. Nothing wrong with just looking. 120 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:03,919 Then comes that line: 121 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,046 I'm a man, ain't I? 122 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:10,217 No, you're a dog. You know what I told her to do? 123 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,677 Check them. 124 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,097 Finally, there's Diedre. 125 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:20,435 Two words describe Diedre: Ghetto fabulous. 126 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,521 Her man, double negative. 127 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,816 He has no job and no money, talking about.... 128 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,277 Baby, lend me a c-note. 129 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,946 -Hell no! -Come on, baby. 130 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:36,493 -You know I love you, girl. -No! I'm sick about that shit now. No! 131 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,705 Somebody please tell her what she should do. 132 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,208 That's right. Kick his broke ass to the curb. 133 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,210 Miss Smith. How are you? 134 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,172 Fine, Cynthia. Is Keith in his meeting? 135 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,299 -I'll let him know that you're here. -Thanks. 136 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:55,053 Mr. Fenton, Miss Smith is here to see you. I will send her in. 137 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,140 He's just finishing. You can go in. 138 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,683 Thanks, Cynthia. 139 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,644 Is everybody clear what our agenda is? 140 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:05,647 -Absolutely. -Let's reconvene about 4:00? 141 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:09,401 It's a big deal, let's not leave anything to chance. 142 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:30,339 Me? I don't have a problem with my man. He behaves very well. 143 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:31,757 Hey, baby. 144 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,513 Damn! 145 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:51,443 Don't be alarmed. Keith's my man. 146 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:59,993 This ain't none of your business. I'll be back. 147 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,500 Nothing like love in the afternoon. 148 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:10,504 You may be surprised by my little freaky drive-by. 149 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,006 But let me explain something. 150 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,760 Keith is my man and has been for a while. 151 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,304 It was a typical night out for us. 152 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,683 We were looking good and acting bad. 153 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,310 There were lots of good-looking men. 154 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,020 Then he looked at me. 155 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:31,608 And for a second, everyone in the place disappeared. 156 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,613 He was fine. But there was something else. 157 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:40,158 That something that makes your head light. 158 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,035 -Excuse me. -Yes. 159 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,413 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 160 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:47,416 -Questions? -Yeah, questions. All right. 161 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:51,587 If I'm right, all answers to these questions will be yes. 162 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,881 -You think so? -I think so. 163 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,507 Well, let's see. 164 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,344 -Do you like chocolate? -Yes. 165 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,931 -Do you think I find you attractive? -Yeah. 166 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:07,352 If I were to kiss you right now, would you slap me? 167 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,687 Yes. 168 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,524 Don't you find me attractive? 169 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,866 -You look all right. -I'm all right? 170 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,994 -Would you like to dance? -Yes. 171 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,288 Excuse me. 172 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,917 So, you see? Keith is special. 173 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,253 You don't do that for everybody. Just your man. 174 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,423 If you forget everything, remember this: 175 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:40,427 Men want a woman in public and a freak in private. 176 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,639 If you disagree, then you don't know. 177 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,390 You better ask somebody. 178 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,401 -Keith! -What? What? 179 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,570 What are you doing in here? 180 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,741 Open up the window, stuff flew all over my desk. 181 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,368 You opened the window? 182 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,913 You hit it, didn't you? 183 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:11,083 -Oh, you's a dog! -I ain't say I hit it. 184 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:15,170 -I didn't say that. -You got the look in your eyes. 185 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,297 Yeah, but I will say this. 186 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:22,261 There's nothing you can ever say to make me leave that woman of mine. 187 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,470 She do got a fat ass. 188 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,889 Did you smack it? 189 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,204 Conny Spalding. 190 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:54,710 Vice president of marketing and a bona fide ho. Hey, Conny! 191 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,880 -Hey, how you been? -Fine. Where you headed? 192 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,716 -To see your man. He there? -He's there. 193 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:04,720 -I'll go holler at that Negro. -Okay. Bye, sweetie. 194 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,222 Bitch. 195 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:12,144 Every girl's got a bit of ho in them, but Conny's different. 196 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:16,064 She's a do-whatever-it-takes- to-get-your-man... 197 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,274 ...kind of ho. 198 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,985 I don't know how she got that job. 199 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:25,282 But after she got hired, her boss got a divorce. You make the call. 200 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,075 I'm here to see Keith. 201 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,870 Why am I not afraid of her with my man? 202 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,413 I trust him. 203 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:36,668 I'll see him for dinner. He knows what he's got. That's my man. 204 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,838 Oh, did I mention how accomplished he is? 205 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,722 Gotta love that man. 206 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:55,145 Time to see Tracye. It's spring. She's fighting with her man. 207 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,105 Who are you messing with? 208 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:01,652 I won't get mad or yell. Just tell me who you're messing with. 209 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,863 Because I know you messing with somebody. 210 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,908 So who's the bitch that you messing with? 211 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,537 What are you talking about? I only mess with you. 212 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,455 -You's a liar. -I ain't lying. 213 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,790 You's a liar. 214 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,585 Because you smelled some perfume on me the other day? 215 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:22,548 I hugged my mother. Her perfume must've got on me. 216 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,342 I know you're lying, Dwain. 217 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:30,389 I know because I found these drawers underneath the couch! 218 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:34,560 So who do they belong to? They damn sure ain't mine. 219 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:38,063 That's right. Sit down and think up a good lie. 220 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:41,441 I wanna see how you'll get out of this one. 221 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:46,405 If you're not sure your man is cheating, this is what you do. 222 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,156 Plant underwear at his house. 223 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:52,244 Too big or too small, so it's clear they're not yours. 224 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,331 Pull them out in front of him and see what he has to say. 225 00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:00,002 Tracye, that's your problem. You're too jealous. 226 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,796 Who do the underwear belong to?! 227 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,841 -I'll tell you. -Go ahead and tell me! 228 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,928 Relax, okay? The underwear belong to... 229 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:11,430 ...my sister. 230 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,182 Your sister. 231 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:17,060 Her machine broke. She came to wash her clothes... 232 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,896 ...and left them over here. 233 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:23,483 Matter of fact, she called me about them. Let me see. 234 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,404 With the glitter. That's them. 235 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,407 -That's them? You sure? -Yeah. 236 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,037 What? 237 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,957 Liar! I'm sick of your lying ass! 238 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,002 You ain't nothing but a liar! 239 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,588 Damn, they're loud. 240 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,173 Good Lord. 241 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:51,136 Why must black people cause ruckus in a white man's building? 242 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,223 I hate saying that. 243 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:59,144 But admit it, minorities do seem to get louder than white folks. 244 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,898 -Stupid-ass motherfucker! -Stop yelling! Shit! 245 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,816 People are outside. 246 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,486 I'm so sick of your lying ass! 247 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:10,864 How you gonna talk about your sister.... 248 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,824 -Where you been today? -Tracye? 249 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,372 Stop. I ain't playing with you. 250 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,960 -I ain't playing either! -Bitch. Excuse us. 251 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,045 Get ahold of that. Relax. 252 00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,421 Let me ask you. 253 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:30,759 Why do men let women come over their house and break shit? 254 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,511 Makes no sense. 255 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,556 When you do your dirt, go over her house... 256 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:40,143 ...so when she gets mad, she can bust up all of her shit. 257 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:46,483 That's it. I'm through with you. It's over. I'm going home. 258 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,901 Let's go. 259 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,237 I'm sick of you anyway. 260 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,197 -I'm sick of you! -Just get out. 261 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,700 Don't you tell me what to do. 262 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,452 Where you going? Get back in here. 263 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,539 -Son of a bitch! -Tracye? 264 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:06,670 -My mother bought me that vase. -I'll catch you later. Okay? 265 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:11,466 I'm coming. I just got some shit I got to handle. 266 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,929 Now we can go. 267 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,933 -No, you gonna pay for that. -I ain't paying for shit. 268 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,895 -I bet you'll pay for that. -I won't. 269 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,147 -Lord have mercy. -You're gonna pay. 270 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,150 -I ain't paying. -I'll take the jacket. 271 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,361 -Give it back. -You gonna take it? Stop. 272 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,990 Before a man cheats on you, there are signs. 273 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:36,241 I was working late. 274 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,871 What's wrong with a brother buying some new underwear? 275 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:44,458 I mean, yeah, I wear Fruit of the Looms, but... 276 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,293 ...I wanna try Calvin Kleins. 277 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:49,004 -I was working late. -My ring? 278 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:53,300 It's right here. It was itching my finger. 279 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:57,095 -I was working. -I know I ain't worked out in years. 280 00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:01,183 But I'm trying to get back into shape for you. 281 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,977 The number 1 excuse of a cheater is: 282 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,229 I was working late. 283 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:08,941 That's right. "I was working late." 284 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,779 -There you go. -Ready to go, Shanté? 285 00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,532 I can't. I gotta do dinner with Keith. 286 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,409 -Don't hate. -I'm not. 287 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,955 Let's go. A sister trying to get something to eat. 288 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,582 -You can't have a drink? -No, I'm hungry. 289 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:29,670 Two things you don't mess with: My man and my food. 290 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,256 Either one, I have to cut you. 291 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,174 That's ghetto. 292 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:37,052 Yes, honey. Ghetto fabulous and proud. 293 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,723 I heard about you redecorating Dwain's apartment. 294 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,809 Yes, with a baseball bat. 295 00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:48,313 Jacked all his shit up. That's what he get for lying. 296 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,232 At least he got a job. 297 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,778 He better than my sorry-ass man. Know what I don't understand? 298 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:59,283 How a man can have a mouthful of gold teeth and be broke. 299 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:03,412 -I don't get that shit. -Grill just loaded. A grand. 300 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:09,168 -Michael has great teeth. -He should for what they cost you. 301 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,171 -Don't start. -They did set you back a bit. 302 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,548 I don't know what you saw in him. 303 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,885 Get out of here! 304 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,598 -That's what she saw. -Has to do it every time. 305 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,684 And was sprung. Okay? Sprung. 306 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:29,146 The brother knows how to handle his business. 307 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,564 That's important. 308 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:35,194 I can testify to that. I'll tell you, Tyrone may be broke... 309 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:40,199 ...and have a mouthful of gold, but he's a pipe-laying fool. 310 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,118 My baby can lay the pipe! 311 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,124 Shanté, what about Keith with his fine self? 312 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,960 -He's a professional man too. -Yummy. 313 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,546 -A lawyer. -Treats her like a queen. 314 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,590 Baby got big feet. 315 00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:01,929 -I'm sorry for noticing his feet. -He can hang a suit too. 316 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,901 Go again, Diedre. 317 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,252 There she go. 318 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,821 Get the phone. That's my baby. 319 00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,533 Shake that ass. 320 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,412 Shanté? That was Keith. 321 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:12,708 He said he can't do dinner. He's working late. Work it out. 322 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,712 He's working late? 323 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,388 I don't know why we had to come here. 324 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,974 Shanté likes to clear her head here. 325 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:32,102 How do you know everything she says is true? 326 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:35,981 Because nobody knows more about men than Shanté. 327 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:37,316 She's right. 328 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,443 Sorry, ladies. 329 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:42,946 Tell Miss Thing who has the 411 on the fellas? 330 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:45,699 I don't wanna toot my own horn, but beep. 331 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:51,330 -She didn't say yes. -She didn't say no. 332 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:52,831 Will you two quit it? 333 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,085 When I have a problem, I call Shanté. She keeps it real. 334 00:22:57,294 --> 00:23:00,047 Ladies, can I get some on keeping it real? 335 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,715 Keeping it real! 336 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:06,803 Shanté. 337 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,599 Isn't that Keith on the dance floor? 338 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:15,103 I thought you said he's working late. 339 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,650 Damn, girl. What you gonna do? 340 00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:23,028 Go over and say hey. I'll be right back. 341 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:25,072 Hey? 342 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:29,159 Lying no good son of a bitch! 343 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,037 I can't believe he lied. 344 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:36,792 -What kind of bull is that? -No, she'll handle business. 345 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,505 Get it together, Shanté. Get it together. Get it together. 346 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,054 Okay, this is where the rules begin. 347 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,558 If you find yourself in a situation like this: 348 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:55,769 Rule no. 1: Never panic. 349 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,521 Stay cool. 350 00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,399 Act like it doesn't bother you one bit... 351 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,734 ...and address the issue head-on. 352 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,787 Hey, Keith. I thought that was you. What's up? 353 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,123 Shanté, look, this is-- 354 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:19,293 I'm Shanté. I'm sorry. Is that DKNY? 355 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,421 -Yes, it sure is. -Girl, cute outfit. 356 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,382 Nice to see you, Keith. Talk to you soon. 357 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,093 She was nice. Who's she? 358 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,762 Don't cause a scene or go off. 359 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:35,767 Less is always best. Right now he doesn't know what to think. 360 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,811 Let's get our stuff and go. 361 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,939 -We haven't eaten yet. -The food's not good. 362 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:44,026 -What did you say? He's leaving. -I said hey. 363 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:45,402 Why do men do that shit? 364 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,822 I'll slap him and that little ho he was with. 365 00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:50,991 -She's not a ho. -She's a hooker. 366 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,827 She works with him. They had a drink. 367 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:56,121 You allow him to go out? 368 00:24:56,371 --> 00:25:00,000 -You have to have trust. -Exactly. 369 00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:03,712 I have reached a new level of respect for you. 370 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,840 See what I mean? My girl got skills. 371 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,050 I see. 372 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:12,721 So I lied. Like you ain't never lied to your friends before. 373 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:17,392 Rule no. 2: Never let your girlfriends know the whole situation. 374 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:21,313 They'll give you bad advice and ruin your confidence. 375 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:23,106 And confidence is key. 376 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,777 -Ready to order? -I'll have spaghetti Parmesan... 377 00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:30,531 ...with olives, basil and sun-dried tomatoes. 378 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:36,161 When you're in a spot, your friends are watching. Show no emotion. 379 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:40,082 If you panic, your girlfriends will panic. 380 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:45,045 -Anything to drink? -A martini. Shaken not stirred. 381 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,924 Smith. Shanté Smith. 382 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,219 Nothing happened. I was hungry. 383 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,222 She asked me join her. That's it. 384 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:59,434 -Nonsense, Keith. -That's the truth. 385 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:04,314 You took this woman to a club and didn't want a hit? 386 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:08,277 Correction, she invited me. I didn't wanna hit. 387 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,905 -Semantics, dog. -That is Shanté's favourite spot. 388 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:15,617 How would I take a girl I wanna hit to her spot? 389 00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:17,411 Hold on one second, dog. 390 00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:24,001 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I intend to prove... 391 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:29,214 ...that Keith Fenton has perjured himself in the court of law. 392 00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:30,757 Brother, sit down. 393 00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:33,302 May I approach the witness, Your Honour? 394 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:37,514 May I treat the witness as a hostile witness? 395 00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:41,894 Thank you. Keith, I'm a tad bit confused. 396 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,980 Maybe you can help me understand. 397 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:50,194 You took this 26-year-old, supple-breasted... 398 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:56,074 ...tight-assed, skin so smooth it look like buttermilk... 399 00:26:56,283 --> 00:27:00,662 ...to a secluded restaurant and danced with that. 400 00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:04,124 Then when you got caught, you acted guilty! Why? 401 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,460 -You wanted to hit it. -No. 402 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:09,630 -You wanted to hit it. -I did not wanna hit it. 403 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,467 You wanted to bend it up in her, to tap that ass! 404 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:16,220 -Down in your loins! -All right. 405 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,472 -You lusted for her! -Okay! 406 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,435 Maybe a bit I lusted for her. She fine. 407 00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:26,146 Good, now we getting somewhere. 408 00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:29,733 See, Keith, you're guilty, dog. 409 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,443 Guilty... 410 00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:33,445 ...of lust. 411 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,822 -All right? -Okay. 412 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,324 You wanted to hit it. 413 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:40,827 Whatever you say. What do we do right now? 414 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:51,588 -We wait. -This boy's just ignorant. 415 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,717 -Who's taking me home? -I got you. 416 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:58,679 -You don't give no gas money. -Shut up! 417 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,973 -It's true. -See you guys later. 418 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,433 All right. Y'all be careful. 419 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:10,566 Okay. The girls are gone. 420 00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:14,027 Now it's time to implement the 10-day program. 421 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,323 Now pay attention, it's gonna go fast. 422 00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:21,869 First thing you do: Check your answering machine. 423 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,620 If he hasn't called yet... 424 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:27,374 ...he just hasn't figured out an approach. 425 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:32,462 Cardinal rule no. 1: Do not call him. 426 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:35,048 Whoever calls first loses ground. 427 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:38,677 She hasn't called. How come she ain't calling? 428 00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:39,928 She's playing it cool. 429 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,848 How can she play cool now? 430 00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:44,224 Look here, dog. 431 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:48,729 She calls, she gives you the upper hand. She don't want that. 432 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:54,026 -Go on. Make the call. -No, then I'll lose ground. 433 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:58,280 You won't. Technically you're the one that messed up. 434 00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:01,074 The person who messes up calls first. 435 00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:06,246 That's the rules. You can call today or be a player and call tomorrow. 436 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,957 That way she's had time to calm down. 437 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,503 Right. And then when I do call... 438 00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,963 ...she'll know I know I was wrong. 439 00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:18,509 And that I cared enough to be that vulnerable. 440 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:21,470 Your right, women love that shit. 441 00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:24,097 Vulnerability's the big dick of emotions. 442 00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:26,767 -They like the big dick. -They do. 443 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:34,441 He didn't call tonight. 444 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,695 I didn't think it would happen this way. 445 00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:43,116 Or that my life'd be the example for today's lesson. 446 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,160 Anyways... 447 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:47,412 ...y'all ready? 448 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:50,791 Here it goes. Day one. 449 00:29:57,297 --> 00:30:01,510 He'll call, if he's not a fool. If he is, you don't want him. 450 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:04,388 If he's a good man, you'll get a call. 451 00:30:05,681 --> 00:30:07,266 Miss Smith's office. 452 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:12,479 Oh, hi, Mr. Fenton. Can you hold on? I'll see if she is available. 453 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:17,943 Guess what? Miss Smith, I have Keith on line one. 454 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,820 Never take the first call. 455 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:23,782 Everything must be done on your time. Make him wait. 456 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:29,037 Tell him I just got out of a meeting and to call back in 10 minutes. 457 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:35,169 -She told me to call back. -Don't even worry about that. 458 00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:40,299 She stalling for time. She dishevelled. She don't know what to do. 459 00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:45,053 Okay, 10 minutes. Play the game with her. 460 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,973 Does the back of my neck look like this? 461 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:53,353 It's now nine minutes. If he's late, be in another meeting. 462 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,358 Miss Smith, Keith on line one. 463 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:04,156 Hello? 464 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,033 Fine. 465 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,954 Discuss nothing over the phone. Be brief. Your job is to just listen. 466 00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:14,458 Remember, dog. Don't rush in. Take your time. 467 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,418 I got this, bro. 468 00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:21,924 So, how's your day been so far? 469 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:23,842 Fine. 470 00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:26,762 If he takes time to feel you out, rush him. 471 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:30,891 -So how's that new-- -I got a client coming. 472 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:33,685 Why don't we meet tonight at the bistro? 473 00:31:33,894 --> 00:31:36,396 -Okay, but-- -The client's coming in. 474 00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:40,734 -Tonight, 7:30, the bistro. -No, wait, hold on. I just-- 475 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,656 She rushed me off the phone. 476 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,910 She rushed me off the phone. 477 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:53,789 You know what? I think she did that deliberately. 478 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:55,541 Did she set a date? 479 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,377 -How'd you know? -That's the mack move. 480 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:02,381 That's definitely the mack move. 481 00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:05,217 -Lets me know one thing. -What? 482 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:10,347 -She ain't no amateur. -Yeah, well, neither am I. 483 00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:20,399 -Thank you. -Sure. 484 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:23,694 Arrive 15 minutes late. Keep him waiting. 485 00:32:23,861 --> 00:32:27,531 Waiting builds anxiety, and that's a good thing. 486 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:33,245 Remember: Your objective is to listen. 487 00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:37,291 Be polite and charming. This confuses them. 488 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:39,751 -Hey, Keith. -Hey. 489 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:46,675 Calm down, man. Look, let me ask you something first. 490 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:50,179 Did she talk a lot? If she did, she's covering. 491 00:32:50,429 --> 00:32:53,098 -No, she didn't. -She was talking, right? 492 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:56,810 Yeah. She seemed normal. If that's talking, yes. 493 00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:58,562 -She seemed normal? -Yeah, she did. 494 00:32:58,937 --> 00:33:02,649 She got an angle. Do this: Admit you're wrong. 495 00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:05,360 -Let's see what she's got. -You sure? 496 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,654 -Have I steered you wrong? -Yeah. 497 00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:10,532 One time, but your hair's back. 498 00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:15,662 All right, Shanté, I was wrong. I shouldn't have been with Julie. 499 00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:19,166 But we were working late, I got hungry... 500 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:22,878 ...she asked me if I wanted to go eat, and I was.... 501 00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:27,925 It doesn't matter what his ass says. He should've known better. 502 00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:33,013 But now that he's offered some form of an explanation... 503 00:33:33,222 --> 00:33:36,183 ...you step to the plate, girl. Be a woman. 504 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:39,061 Do the right thing. Gut-punch that ass. 505 00:33:39,228 --> 00:33:43,273 After two drinks we were dancing, that's when you came in. 506 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:48,153 Keith, it's okay. You don't need to explain. I understand. 507 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,489 Cool. All right. Good. 508 00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:55,994 You know what? I think we need some time apart. 509 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:59,248 See what else is out there. Test the waters. 510 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:02,125 "Test the waters"?! What the hell? 511 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:05,087 -Keith, calm down, bro. -I am calm! 512 00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:08,924 You getting swollen up in the chest. Sit down, relax. 513 00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:11,093 Test the waters? 514 00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:15,013 -I don't want you to feel restricted. -Restricted? 515 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:19,977 And lately, I've been feeling a little trapped myself, so... 516 00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:23,605 ...maybe it's the best thing. Is that cool? 517 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:27,568 Yeah, I was gonna suggest the same thing. Cool. 518 00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:33,073 Good. Waiter, check, please. Would you like me to take care of this? 519 00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:34,700 No, I got this. 520 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,451 -Are you sure? -I'm sure. 521 00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,832 -Thanks for dinner. -Yeah. 522 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:48,088 Rule number 3: Break up with him before he breaks up with you. 523 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:51,967 Whoever breaks up with the person first wins. 524 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,136 She broke up with me! 525 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,263 See, that's interesting. 526 00:34:56,471 --> 00:35:00,309 She sat there and let me humiliate myself... 527 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:04,229 ...by making me go through how sorry I was. 528 00:35:04,646 --> 00:35:08,275 Then she broke up with me. I should've made her pay. 529 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:11,904 -She offered to pay? -Why? 530 00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,366 -She's good. -Because she picked up a check? 531 00:35:16,617 --> 00:35:19,912 No, it's about a psychological advantage. 532 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,664 -But I paid, bro. -But she offered. 533 00:35:22,873 --> 00:35:25,834 -She has before. -But not after breaking up. 534 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:31,006 In order to grasp this, you got to think like them... 535 00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:33,258 ...to read between the lines. 536 00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:37,346 You got to ask yourself, "When she offered to pay... 537 00:35:37,596 --> 00:35:41,558 ...did she want to come up out of the pocket?" Think about it. 538 00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:45,479 On a date, what woman wants to pay for the meal? 539 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,399 None! Zero. I'm 29 years old. 540 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:52,653 I haven't met a woman who does. 541 00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:56,406 So you can safely conclude this is not about the money. 542 00:35:56,615 --> 00:35:58,283 So what is this about? 543 00:35:58,534 --> 00:36:03,413 She wants you to know she could come out of pocket if she wanted to. 544 00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:08,335 This is a demonstration of her independence to you. 545 00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:12,840 She's trying to tell you that you can't do nothing for her. 546 00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:15,384 You can't even buy her damn dinner! 547 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,847 She'd starve before you come out the pocket. 548 00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:24,476 That's deep. That's some really deep shit right there. 549 00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,354 Now we know his crime. 550 00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:30,440 He went out to dinner with a coworker... 551 00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:32,401 ...after working late... 552 00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:38,073 ...had dinner, did a little dancing, got caught... 553 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,242 ...and now he feels bad. 554 00:36:40,534 --> 00:36:42,786 Actually, that's not too bad. 555 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:45,414 However... 556 00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:50,419 ...if your case is worse, determine if you want your man back. 557 00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:54,298 If you don't, to hell with him. Keep on stepping. 558 00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:57,134 But if you want him back, punish him. 559 00:36:57,342 --> 00:36:59,178 Cardinal rule number 2: 560 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:03,098 When your man messes up, no matter how small it is... 561 00:37:03,307 --> 00:37:06,935 ...you gots to punish him. Punish him hard. 562 00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:08,604 Day two. 563 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,732 What you all think? 564 00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:15,068 Prommy. 565 00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:17,738 -Yeah, too prommy. -No, too prommy. 566 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,573 -Hated it. -Yeah. 567 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:24,077 All right, okay. What we thinking? 568 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:29,124 -Better. -You need something with green. 569 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,376 Like a money-green. 570 00:37:31,627 --> 00:37:33,504 -And spandex. -Karen! 571 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:36,590 -She know I'm playing with her. -Stop it. 572 00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:40,385 -All right. What about this one? -Better. 573 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:43,055 What? Now, see, this is a size 12. 574 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:47,809 Why did you bring me in this skinny-ass store? 575 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:51,522 -What you gonna do? -You see that there? 576 00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:55,400 I'll sew them together, and pack all this up in there. 577 00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:57,903 This the front, this the back. 578 00:37:58,111 --> 00:37:59,154 Work it. 579 00:37:59,404 --> 00:38:01,782 I'm big, beautiful and loving it. 580 00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:07,913 Day two and three for you are a breeze. For him, it's hell. 581 00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:18,674 Keith! Are you watching the game? 582 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:26,932 I'm hearing, and what God says is: 583 00:38:27,099 --> 00:38:29,226 "When I show you the truth...." 584 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:34,731 If I stay out late Saturday, I attend church via TV Sunday morning. 585 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:36,859 I keep up with my religion. 586 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:40,529 What up? This is Shanté. At the beep, do your thing. 587 00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:44,408 This is Keith. I called you yesterday. 588 00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:48,078 You didn't return my call. If you're there, pick up. 589 00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:50,914 If you're there, pick up. 590 00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:53,876 Cool. Call me when you get in. 591 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:57,129 In love and war, maintain military silence. 592 00:38:57,337 --> 00:39:01,133 Don't speak or consort with the enemy. Silence is golden. 593 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:04,094 You can do more with silence than speaking. 594 00:39:04,303 --> 00:39:07,723 What up? This is Shanté. At the beep, do your thing. 595 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:12,561 I'm picking up some tickets to the Lauryn Hill concert. 596 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:15,355 So just let me know if you wanna go. 597 00:39:15,606 --> 00:39:20,027 See? He think he's slick. You know I love Lauryn Hill. 598 00:39:20,611 --> 00:39:23,363 That's okay. I'm going to church anyway. 599 00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:27,576 Like Mama said, better to get there late than not at all. 600 00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:30,829 Lauryn Hill. No, you didn't. 601 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:38,045 No, I can't call. I'm not gonna call. Called twice already. 602 00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:39,796 Can't be desperate. 603 00:39:40,255 --> 00:39:42,633 Okay. Oh, no. 604 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:45,177 Okay, all right. No. 605 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:16,310 It's you, man. 606 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:21,773 Who else are you expecting, dog? Come on, you're not even ready. 607 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:26,945 I forgot I had these briefs to prepare, so I can't make it today. 608 00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:31,783 -You're not thinking about Shanté? -Come on, man. No, man. 609 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,286 I'm not thinking about that girl. 610 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:38,081 All right. I see you later, man. 611 00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:40,834 Tell them I'm sorry I couldn't make it. 612 00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:43,587 I'm about to be Tiger Woods. 613 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,423 He's still playing it cool. 614 00:41:46,882 --> 00:41:50,260 He's upset, but he has things under control. 615 00:41:50,469 --> 00:41:52,554 His ego won't let him go far. 616 00:41:52,721 --> 00:41:56,433 So what do you do? You break him. Push his buttons. 617 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,728 To do this, you need a PR agent and a flunky. 618 00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:03,440 Okay, who's the PR agent, and who's the flunky? 619 00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:07,152 -Hey, Trent. -Shanté. 620 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,196 -How you doing? -Good. 621 00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:12,324 Oh, my brother. My brother. 622 00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:14,952 -Good to see you. -What's all this? 623 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:17,788 Your PR agent should be watching you. 624 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,958 He must be a friend of your man's. 625 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:26,046 Don't do anything sleazy. Just be a little too friendly. 626 00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:29,675 You do this by holding your flunky too long... 627 00:42:29,842 --> 00:42:31,927 ...and hugging him too tight. 628 00:42:32,094 --> 00:42:34,847 Damn! That sure was one hell of a hug. 629 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:37,641 I'm just happy to see a Christian brother. 630 00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:41,520 -It's good to see you. -I can't wait to holler out. 631 00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:42,771 Have a blessed week. 632 00:42:42,938 --> 00:42:44,439 -I sure will. -My brother. 633 00:42:44,606 --> 00:42:46,233 -Bless on, baby. -Bless. 634 00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:50,821 Contrary to popular belief, men are big gossipers too. 635 00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:55,367 They love to talk about something they done seen or know. 636 00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:58,203 You won't believe what we saw at church. 637 00:42:58,453 --> 00:42:59,621 What y'all see? 638 00:42:59,830 --> 00:43:01,957 Trent and Shanté was all hugged up. 639 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:06,086 -Keith's Shanté? -Hell, yeah. 640 00:43:06,336 --> 00:43:09,798 -What are you talking about? -I know what I saw. 641 00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:13,844 They was basically grinding up in the lobby. Tight. 642 00:43:14,011 --> 00:43:15,679 That was just a Christian hug. 643 00:43:15,888 --> 00:43:20,976 Sometime she just feels the spirit, and she wanna spread the word. 644 00:43:21,143 --> 00:43:25,314 "Christian hug," my ass. I know what a Christian hug is. 645 00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:29,318 When girls give you a little hug with their asses out... 646 00:43:29,484 --> 00:43:33,697 ...so you got that space in case you get a little excited. 647 00:43:33,906 --> 00:43:37,993 You don't want them to feel your man-man in church. 648 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,538 But there was no gap. They was hugged up tight. 649 00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:44,875 Why she hugged up on him like that anyway... 650 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,211 ...knowing he's the major player? 651 00:43:47,336 --> 00:43:52,299 -Trent's a player? He go to church! -All the players go to church. 652 00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:55,719 Why? Because all the freaks go to church. 653 00:43:56,011 --> 00:43:59,056 I ain't lying. Patrick, am I lying? Am I lying? 654 00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:03,769 Go to a club Saturday night. Go to church Sunday morning. 655 00:44:03,977 --> 00:44:08,774 I guarantee you the same hos you see on the dance floor... 656 00:44:08,982 --> 00:44:12,361 ...you see Sunday morning singing in the choir. 657 00:44:12,569 --> 00:44:15,531 That's real. You got the deaconess... 658 00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:18,325 ...you got the usher board. Please! 659 00:44:18,534 --> 00:44:21,411 Why wouldn't a player hang out in church? 660 00:44:21,870 --> 00:44:25,541 Club on Saturday, how much is it to get in? 661 00:44:25,749 --> 00:44:27,960 -Fifteen dollars. -Fifteen dollars. 662 00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:30,420 You go to church Sunday, how much? 663 00:44:31,213 --> 00:44:32,673 Nigga, that shit is free! 664 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:38,512 Trust me, bro. A whole gang of players be going to church. 665 00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:41,682 -You might be right. -I'm right! 666 00:44:42,391 --> 00:44:45,811 Tell you right now, Trent fixing to wax that ass. 667 00:44:46,436 --> 00:44:50,941 When you're gossiped about, there's always backlash involved. 668 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:53,986 But trust me, the tradeoff is worth it. 669 00:44:54,194 --> 00:44:57,781 Shanté, pick up. It's Keith. Give me a call, okay? 670 00:44:57,948 --> 00:45:01,201 You're still not in, so just give me a call. 671 00:45:01,577 --> 00:45:03,203 It's me again. 672 00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:07,583 I've called you eight times. I don't know where you are. 673 00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:13,005 Where you at? Where you be? What's up? It's me again. It's 6:00. 674 00:45:13,255 --> 00:45:17,259 Yeah, yeah, 6:00. Just waiting for your call. 675 00:45:17,426 --> 00:45:21,346 I know you're not still in church, so give me a call. 676 00:45:21,597 --> 00:45:23,098 Yeah, yeah, it's 6:00. 677 00:45:23,307 --> 00:45:27,019 This is the last time I'm calling your ass. Peace. 678 00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:29,605 What does she think this is? Please. 679 00:45:29,855 --> 00:45:31,982 Okay, I decided to call you back. 680 00:45:32,858 --> 00:45:36,653 Don't know where you are. Just call me, all right? 681 00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:40,741 Shanté, it's 11:00. 682 00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:42,784 All right. Bye-bye. 683 00:45:43,535 --> 00:45:45,412 It's called tough love. 684 00:45:45,746 --> 00:45:47,164 Day four. 685 00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:54,171 The buying power of African-Americans is up 12 percent. 686 00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:59,676 It's tapering off in alcohol largely due to special interest groups. 687 00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:03,472 I think we can improve if we limit our marketing... 688 00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:06,433 ...and focus on after-school projects... 689 00:46:06,683 --> 00:46:08,894 ...thereby helping the community. 690 00:46:09,144 --> 00:46:12,731 People will see us still targeting African-Americans... 691 00:46:12,898 --> 00:46:15,400 ...and providing a community service. 692 00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:19,446 -So we're redirecting our energies. -Exactly, Bill. 693 00:46:19,655 --> 00:46:23,367 We're turning it into a positive relationship. 694 00:46:23,492 --> 00:46:25,202 -That's very good. -Thanks. 695 00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:26,537 Well done. 696 00:46:27,412 --> 00:46:30,457 Look at these people. Notice anything different? 697 00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:32,876 Moi.I'm 28 years old... 698 00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:36,171 ...a sister and still made partner. 699 00:46:36,713 --> 00:46:39,550 Keith should be calling any second now. 700 00:46:42,386 --> 00:46:44,555 -Hello? -Keith is on line two. 701 00:46:44,763 --> 00:46:46,431 Good. Tell him I'm busy. 702 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,686 -You've been waiting for his call. -Tell him I'm busy. 703 00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:56,066 -Women. -I'm a stinker, ain't I? 704 00:46:56,942 --> 00:46:59,778 I'm sorry. Mr. Fenton, she's still busy. 705 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,163 Come on, Keith! I know you're in there, man. 706 00:47:11,623 --> 00:47:12,875 Keith! 707 00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:16,670 I know you can see me, 'cause I can see you! 708 00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,841 Come on, man. Don't give me that look. 709 00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:23,468 Look into the light, Keith! 710 00:47:23,802 --> 00:47:26,597 Look into the light! I'm coming around! 711 00:47:27,806 --> 00:47:29,975 I must admit I feel sorry for Keith. 712 00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:33,270 I hate to see people suffer. But you know what? 713 00:47:33,478 --> 00:47:37,149 You can't show weakness. Men only understand strength. 714 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:42,237 If they don't feel pain, there'll be no gain. No pain, no gain. 715 00:47:43,447 --> 00:47:48,285 What the hell is wrong with you? You ain't come to work today. 716 00:47:48,493 --> 00:47:50,954 Don't look like you washed your ass. 717 00:47:51,163 --> 00:47:54,166 -Keith, what's wrong? -No, man. I'm-- 718 00:47:55,501 --> 00:47:56,877 I think I'm sick. 719 00:47:57,085 --> 00:48:01,215 -You ain't sick, man. -No, man. I mean, I'm sick, bro. 720 00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:04,635 You wanna feel my head? I think I got the flu. 721 00:48:04,843 --> 00:48:06,512 You ain't got no damn flu. 722 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:10,140 No, I got-- I'm telling you. I feel woozy. 723 00:48:10,432 --> 00:48:11,725 Woozy? 724 00:48:11,975 --> 00:48:14,019 No, dog. You whipped. 725 00:48:14,228 --> 00:48:16,855 She got you laid out like a $2 crack ho. 726 00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:20,651 You look like you waiting on a hit. It's sad, bro. 727 00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:22,486 This sad. 728 00:48:23,904 --> 00:48:25,155 Look at you. 729 00:48:26,782 --> 00:48:28,617 I'll go call your mama. 730 00:48:29,576 --> 00:48:33,121 They'll take your player card for this. I'll see to it. 731 00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,875 You have 11 messages. 732 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,461 That's what I'm talking about. 733 00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:45,467 By this time, he gets advice from his boys. Can get sticky. 734 00:48:45,676 --> 00:48:48,387 So whatever you do, don't talk to him. 735 00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:52,766 Phone, two-way, pager. Nothing, nada. 736 00:48:53,308 --> 00:48:58,146 But be careful, he might pull a fast one on you and just come over. 737 00:48:58,397 --> 00:49:00,983 And then you're in trouble. 738 00:49:11,869 --> 00:49:12,870 Keith. 739 00:49:19,543 --> 00:49:22,880 What's going on? Doing all right? Okay. 740 00:49:23,172 --> 00:49:25,799 -I heard you were sick. -You know better. 741 00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:37,144 -How you feeling? -I'm feeling real good right now. 742 00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:39,396 -Did you do what I said? -Relax. 743 00:49:39,605 --> 00:49:43,317 -Did you do what I said? -Have a seat. I'll break it down. 744 00:49:43,525 --> 00:49:46,904 I won't until you tell me if you did what I told you. 745 00:49:47,112 --> 00:49:50,115 I did exactly what you said. 746 00:49:50,741 --> 00:49:52,951 -Exactly what you told me. -Damn. 747 00:49:53,118 --> 00:49:55,454 I got over there about 10:00... 748 00:49:55,704 --> 00:49:59,750 ...all dressed up, looking good and suave and... 749 00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:01,960 ...debonair. 750 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,464 -Like Denzel? -Better than Denzel. 751 00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:07,799 Shit, let me sit down then. 752 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:09,092 Come in. 753 00:50:09,718 --> 00:50:12,054 So she invited me in. 754 00:50:12,262 --> 00:50:15,891 Walked in there all calm, cool and collected. 755 00:50:20,687 --> 00:50:25,734 Started to dim the lights all over. Got some soft music playing. 756 00:50:25,943 --> 00:50:28,028 She knew I was there to make a move. 757 00:50:28,278 --> 00:50:31,156 Sat down on the couch, looking good like... 758 00:50:31,448 --> 00:50:33,784 ...chocolate Häagen-Dazs ice cream. 759 00:50:33,992 --> 00:50:36,286 -With the nuts. -With the nuts. 760 00:50:36,537 --> 00:50:39,414 Looking all luscious and lickety. 761 00:50:40,249 --> 00:50:42,042 I was there to seduce. 762 00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:45,087 Gave her that Denzel eye thing... 763 00:50:45,295 --> 00:50:48,048 ...then a little L.L. lip action. 764 00:50:48,298 --> 00:50:51,301 -It was about to be on! -So, did you hit? 765 00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:54,179 -Relax, relax. -No, did you hit? 766 00:50:54,346 --> 00:50:58,058 -Relax, all right? -Come on. You hit it, right? 767 00:51:00,686 --> 00:51:03,480 -Started moving in for the kill. -And then? 768 00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:07,067 -She too smart for that. -Told you that. 769 00:51:07,276 --> 00:51:08,527 But... 770 00:51:09,319 --> 00:51:10,404 ...plan B. 771 00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,323 So you had plan B? 772 00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:16,577 Started an argument. Didn't matter about what. 773 00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:18,662 I got her yelling at me. 774 00:51:18,871 --> 00:51:23,500 I drew her into me emotionally. After it was over, I just... 775 00:51:23,709 --> 00:51:27,171 -...I felt so good, like jogging. -See, that's it. 776 00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:30,883 The transfer of frustration from one party to the next. 777 00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:33,427 -You right about that. -Of course. 778 00:51:33,635 --> 00:51:35,304 -You take physics? -Yeah. 779 00:51:35,512 --> 00:51:39,099 What's the law of thermodynamic energy by Newton? 780 00:51:39,516 --> 00:51:42,352 -Energy is neither lost nor destroyed. -I remember. 781 00:51:42,561 --> 00:51:45,439 It is transferred from one party to the next. 782 00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:47,316 -Right. -We all experience it. 783 00:51:47,482 --> 00:51:49,943 -Feeling good? -Feeling real good now. 784 00:51:50,152 --> 00:51:52,613 Somebody full of negative energy... 785 00:51:52,821 --> 00:51:55,449 ...leaves you feeling completely drained. 786 00:51:55,657 --> 00:51:58,285 -Sucks it out of you. -Transference of energy. 787 00:51:58,493 --> 00:52:00,162 That's what you did. 788 00:52:00,329 --> 00:52:04,625 You transferred your negative energy and emotions onto her. 789 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,169 You flipped the script. 790 00:52:07,336 --> 00:52:10,214 -Was I flipping it? -You flipped it. 791 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:13,425 -Women, they emotional creatures. -Preach. 792 00:52:13,634 --> 00:52:17,679 Once you tap into their emotions, you're halfway there. 793 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:18,847 Testify! 794 00:52:19,056 --> 00:52:21,683 It doesn't matter what type of emotion. 795 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:23,018 I'll beat a drum. 796 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:26,438 Once those emotional floodgates are open... 797 00:52:26,605 --> 00:52:28,607 -...you're home free. -Home free! 798 00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:30,609 -They get confused. -Confused. 799 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:32,611 -Bewildered. -Bewildered! 800 00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:34,404 -Lethargic. -Lethargic! 801 00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:36,490 Amen, amen! 802 00:52:36,698 --> 00:52:38,408 -Amen, baby! -Yeah, amen! 803 00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:41,370 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 804 00:52:43,956 --> 00:52:48,043 Will somebody please cut that damn music? 805 00:52:52,089 --> 00:52:56,051 Day five is a bad day. That's all I gotta say. 806 00:53:03,809 --> 00:53:07,896 Day six is a bad day, but not as bad as five. 807 00:53:08,397 --> 00:53:13,151 So he turned the tables on you with the transfer-of-emotion shit. 808 00:53:13,318 --> 00:53:16,321 I ain't gonna lie. That shit does work. 809 00:53:16,488 --> 00:53:19,741 So now you got to turn the tables back on him. 810 00:53:19,908 --> 00:53:23,537 But until you do that, what must you do? 811 00:53:24,496 --> 00:53:28,584 Occupy your damn time. Stay busy. 812 00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,961 Y'all know what I mean. 813 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:35,591 So in times like these, this is what I do, ladies. 814 00:53:36,550 --> 00:53:39,219 I break out the old black book. 815 00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:42,472 While you're thinking about him... 816 00:53:42,598 --> 00:53:46,935 ...he's having a good time not thinking about you. 817 00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:49,479 Tyrone. 818 00:53:49,688 --> 00:53:51,273 Call Tyrone. 819 00:53:56,111 --> 00:53:59,156 Come down low. Put it in my face. 820 00:53:59,281 --> 00:54:01,158 I want it to be funky. 821 00:54:02,576 --> 00:54:05,621 -How you doing? -You were right, man. 822 00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:09,041 -I feel like my old self again. -Told you. 823 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:14,505 You didn't know a big man could move like this. 824 00:54:15,881 --> 00:54:17,466 How do you like that? 825 00:54:17,674 --> 00:54:19,176 What's going on? 826 00:54:19,968 --> 00:54:21,762 Spin it around on me, baby. 827 00:54:21,970 --> 00:54:24,848 Spin it. You my own little spinning top. 828 00:54:27,643 --> 00:54:30,812 -What's going on? -I'm enjoying myself. 829 00:54:31,021 --> 00:54:33,524 -I see you. -You see me? 830 00:54:33,774 --> 00:54:36,985 -What's going on down there? -Turn around. 831 00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:40,781 I'm glad you made it to my promotion. 832 00:54:40,989 --> 00:54:43,992 It's nice to mix business with pleasure. 833 00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:45,911 -That's the nipple. -I know. 834 00:54:46,662 --> 00:54:48,539 Business with pleasure. 835 00:54:48,747 --> 00:54:52,084 -Always like the pleasure of business. -I hear it. 836 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:56,296 At events like this, it's nice to have your lawyer... 837 00:54:57,172 --> 00:54:58,507 ...close to you. 838 00:55:00,634 --> 00:55:03,470 I'm a little tired. I'm gonna go rest. 839 00:55:03,637 --> 00:55:06,223 -Tony, can I see you? -In a minute, baby. 840 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:09,643 -Bring your ass over here. -I'll be right back. 841 00:55:11,812 --> 00:55:14,982 -What's up, dog? -She's trying to rape me. 842 00:55:16,233 --> 00:55:19,069 You say that like that's a bad thing. 843 00:55:19,444 --> 00:55:21,446 Look at that. Look at her. 844 00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:25,117 -She is fine. -I know she's fine, man. 845 00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:29,079 But putting her titties on my back, grabbing my stuff...? 846 00:55:29,288 --> 00:55:33,333 Do you know how much I'd pay to have her grab my stuff? 847 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,502 Plus, dog, if she was ugly... 848 00:55:35,752 --> 00:55:39,214 ...I would've told you to step off. But look at that. 849 00:55:40,007 --> 00:55:41,925 Dog, she bad! 850 00:55:44,303 --> 00:55:48,140 Look at them titties. Nice, big old breastices. 851 00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:51,018 They're just wanting you to suck on them. 852 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:52,936 They're staring. 853 00:55:53,145 --> 00:55:56,565 That small waist leading down to that plump ass. 854 00:55:56,732 --> 00:56:01,403 She shaking that ass for you, saying, "Keith, come eat me." 855 00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:03,071 Put it on your chin. 856 00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:09,077 Plus, she got a good job, and on top of that, she a freak. 857 00:56:09,328 --> 00:56:12,956 You can hit that from the back. Oh, shit. 858 00:56:13,207 --> 00:56:15,918 Look at her. What more do you want, man? 859 00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:20,756 I don't know, man. I don't know. 860 00:56:20,964 --> 00:56:23,926 If you want to completely get over Shanté... 861 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:26,386 ...you have to date other people. 862 00:56:27,971 --> 00:56:29,264 Why not start with that? 863 00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:33,018 I'm gonna go smack ass. 864 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,605 I suggest you let her smack your ass. 865 00:56:45,948 --> 00:56:50,661 Shanté, I really thought you forgot about me. I'm glad you called. 866 00:56:52,704 --> 00:56:57,334 Day six is a real drag. You're on a date and start to think: 867 00:56:57,584 --> 00:57:00,087 "What the hell am I doing here?" 868 00:57:00,629 --> 00:57:03,048 Stick through it. Go on many dates. 869 00:57:03,674 --> 00:57:06,051 It's all part of the 10-day process. 870 00:57:06,218 --> 00:57:08,887 I thought you weren't concerned about me. 871 00:57:09,179 --> 00:57:11,098 -I thought... -...you avoided me. 872 00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:16,395 -But now I know you can't... -...do without Big Papa. 873 00:57:16,645 --> 00:57:18,772 -Ray-Ray. -Your Pooh Bear. 874 00:57:22,484 --> 00:57:23,527 Day seven. 875 00:57:25,737 --> 00:57:27,906 -I got an announcement. -What, baby? 876 00:57:28,115 --> 00:57:30,909 -I finished my 10-day program. -Oh, Lord. 877 00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:32,619 Bam! 878 00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:39,209 -It works! Michael proposed, guys! -I'm so happy for you. 879 00:57:39,418 --> 00:57:42,004 -Congratulations! -You worked it out. 880 00:57:42,171 --> 00:57:46,550 It's not that I'm not happy for her. I've got my own problems. 881 00:57:46,758 --> 00:57:50,387 You can't be happy until you get your stuff together. 882 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:54,933 So on day seven there are a few things you must do. 883 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:58,937 One: Pay a visit to Victoria's Secret. 884 00:57:59,188 --> 00:58:01,940 Two: Get your nails and hair done. 885 00:58:02,858 --> 00:58:07,237 Three: Take a long, hot bubble bath. 886 00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:12,284 Four: Pull out that dress that hugs and accentuates your curves. 887 00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:16,496 All women are beautiful and have something that works. 888 00:58:16,705 --> 00:58:19,249 Oh, and don't forget about these. 889 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:22,336 There'll be no pantylines tonight. 890 00:58:23,795 --> 00:58:26,924 After you've applied your makeup... 891 00:58:27,132 --> 00:58:29,593 ...then you do the unthinkable: 892 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,472 You take an unannounced trip to your man's house. 893 00:58:38,143 --> 00:58:40,604 Without trust you don't have anything. 894 00:58:40,812 --> 00:58:43,565 Your objective is to get in the house. 895 00:58:43,732 --> 00:58:46,193 Make up some excuse to bait him. 896 00:58:57,621 --> 00:58:58,539 -Keith. -Hey. 897 00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:01,583 Here's the rest of your stuff. 898 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:05,254 I've had it in my car and wanted to drop it off. 899 00:59:05,546 --> 00:59:09,383 I'm sorry it's so late. I just needed some closure. 900 00:59:13,679 --> 00:59:15,514 Wanna come in so we can talk? 901 00:59:15,889 --> 00:59:18,934 -That's not a good idea. -I won't hurt you. 902 00:59:19,184 --> 00:59:21,395 I mean, just a second. 903 00:59:23,146 --> 00:59:26,358 -I'm gonna go. -Shanté. 904 00:59:26,692 --> 00:59:30,571 Just for a second, all right? Just-- Please. 905 00:59:32,698 --> 00:59:33,824 Got him. 906 00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:38,036 Before you know it, you'll be with him on the couch. 907 00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:43,333 Allow him to caress your soft body and kiss you. 908 00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:48,297 Do not resist when his strong hands grab your ample behind... 909 00:59:48,547 --> 00:59:50,382 ...and squeeze tight. 910 00:59:50,549 --> 00:59:53,468 Anything to get him where he has to have you. 911 00:59:54,136 --> 00:59:57,639 -Then make up an excuse and leave. -I gotta go. 912 01:00:01,727 --> 01:00:05,230 -Really. I gotta go. I gotta go. -No. Hell, no. 913 01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:10,694 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lead you on. I'm not ready for this. 914 01:00:10,903 --> 01:00:12,404 Shanté! Shanté! 915 01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:14,072 Oh, shit. 916 01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:17,868 And that's day seven. You've turned the tables. 917 01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:22,623 Never let a woman come over your house unannounced, dog. 918 01:00:22,831 --> 01:00:27,419 And if you not sure you'll hit it, don't start nothing. 919 01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:32,174 Everybody know that if a woman let you hit it, and you hit it... 920 01:00:32,382 --> 01:00:34,092 ...you got the power. 921 01:00:34,343 --> 01:00:38,931 But if you start, and she says no, then she got the power. 922 01:00:39,139 --> 01:00:41,975 This is what this is about: Power. 923 01:00:42,184 --> 01:00:43,727 Power? It's about power? 924 01:00:43,894 --> 01:00:46,647 You set us back. She flipped the script. 925 01:00:46,855 --> 01:00:49,691 I don't care about this "flipping the script." 926 01:00:49,816 --> 01:00:53,820 I'll call her, have a conversation, start making up. 927 01:00:54,029 --> 01:00:57,032 No, no, no, dog. You can't call her. 928 01:00:57,157 --> 01:00:59,159 This is getting personal now. 929 01:01:00,202 --> 01:01:03,705 -She beginning to piss me off. -Piss you off? 930 01:01:04,581 --> 01:01:08,168 This is not about a mental game between you and her. 931 01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:11,672 It's about my relationship, my life. 932 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:16,260 Will you stop thinking about yourself for once? 933 01:01:16,468 --> 01:01:18,470 You think this is about you. 934 01:01:18,679 --> 01:01:22,224 Oh, no, this stopped being about you a long time ago. 935 01:01:22,432 --> 01:01:25,686 You're doing this for all men in the country. 936 01:01:26,019 --> 01:01:28,689 You're doing this for men around the world. 937 01:01:28,897 --> 01:01:30,274 Around the world? 938 01:01:30,524 --> 01:01:31,608 You tripping. 939 01:01:32,901 --> 01:01:34,027 Bro... 940 01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:36,488 ...if you fail now... 941 01:01:36,697 --> 01:01:40,409 ...every woman will think they can pull this trick. 942 01:01:40,659 --> 01:01:42,786 -You know how woman talk. -How? 943 01:01:42,953 --> 01:01:45,831 Women are gonna be pulling these head trips. 944 01:01:46,039 --> 01:01:48,584 We'll be the ones cooking dinner. 945 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:53,130 We'll be the ones changing the diapers, washing the dishes. 946 01:01:53,338 --> 01:01:58,218 You know what they'll do? Sit on our couch watching football. 947 01:01:58,427 --> 01:02:00,220 That's what's gonna happen. 948 01:02:00,637 --> 01:02:04,057 This is much bigger than you. Way bigger than you. 949 01:02:04,266 --> 01:02:07,936 You make it sound like women are like the CIA. 950 01:02:08,145 --> 01:02:10,272 That's funny, though. Funny. 951 01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:13,859 The CIA... 952 01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:19,281 ...ain't got shit on a woman with a plan. Remember that. 953 01:02:20,782 --> 01:02:23,952 A turning point was actually on day seven. 954 01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:27,664 I went over to his house, turned him on, then left. 955 01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:30,709 Left him in the bed with a hard-on. 956 01:02:30,918 --> 01:02:33,045 You left your man with a hard-on? 957 01:02:33,253 --> 01:02:36,006 Dick was hard as a rock. Just-- 958 01:02:38,675 --> 01:02:41,845 Damn, I don't know if I could've did that. 959 01:02:42,054 --> 01:02:46,475 See, I love dick far too much to let a hard one go to waste. 960 01:02:49,186 --> 01:02:52,689 See, you don't do it all the time. I have a policy. 961 01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:56,985 As many times as he can get it up, you get it back down. 962 01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:01,615 Girl, can I keep it real? 963 01:03:01,823 --> 01:03:04,910 -Teach. -But there is a "but." 964 01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:09,498 When your man's been bad, you give him two options. 965 01:03:09,915 --> 01:03:12,543 Blue balls or choke that chicken. 966 01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:15,337 She know. She know. 967 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:20,133 -Crab cakes were a hit. -Crab cakes were, weren't they? 968 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:22,302 I gotta say this. Hold up. 969 01:03:22,511 --> 01:03:26,139 -Showing up unannounced is a risk. -True. 970 01:03:26,348 --> 01:03:29,643 What if his boys were there? Or another girl? 971 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:32,271 You want me to handle it? 972 01:03:32,437 --> 01:03:34,147 Come on, Shanté Jr. 973 01:03:35,065 --> 01:03:38,485 All right. You must know your man's cycle. 974 01:03:38,652 --> 01:03:40,529 All men have a sex cycle. 975 01:03:41,029 --> 01:03:45,158 Most men need to have sex at least once every seven days. 976 01:03:45,534 --> 01:03:49,454 What man she fucking? My man is 2, 3, 4 times a day. 977 01:03:49,663 --> 01:03:53,333 So if his boys are over there and you looking fine... 978 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:58,505 ...he'll tell them to leave because he'll wanna get busy. 979 01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:02,176 But you've got to get him the day before... 980 01:04:02,384 --> 01:04:04,720 ...he thinks about another girl. 981 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:09,183 And if he's a good man, hello... 982 01:04:09,975 --> 01:04:13,312 ...he'll wait a week before seeing somebody else. 983 01:04:13,896 --> 01:04:15,564 -Right? -Right. 984 01:04:15,772 --> 01:04:17,149 How did I do? 985 01:04:18,233 --> 01:04:21,820 My car. I gotta run a few errands before work. 986 01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:27,034 -See you later. -Call me. 987 01:04:29,786 --> 01:04:31,455 -A week? -What kind-- 988 01:04:31,705 --> 01:04:34,875 I'm talking about maybe a day or two. 989 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:37,544 Your man is weak. He's a punk. 990 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,839 On day eight, stock up on groceries. 991 01:04:41,089 --> 01:04:45,302 Pick out a bottle of wine. Once you make up with your man... 992 01:04:45,511 --> 01:04:48,055 ...you may be inside for a few days. 993 01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:03,695 Listen up, everyone. 994 01:05:04,571 --> 01:05:06,365 New development. 995 01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:12,913 Our competitor is launching new events for their clients. 996 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:17,292 Last Wednesday they had a hump day for Coca-Cola. 997 01:05:17,501 --> 01:05:21,129 This weekend, a pool party for Miller Genuine Draft. 998 01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:26,134 Normally I don't impose weekend work, but I think this is an exception. 999 01:05:26,552 --> 01:05:27,803 Don't you? 1000 01:05:28,804 --> 01:05:31,515 This is the break that we needed. 1001 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:34,560 Conny invited you as her escort, right? 1002 01:05:34,726 --> 01:05:37,646 Go. No, go. 1003 01:05:37,855 --> 01:05:42,401 This will be your chance to shine, your chance to emerge... 1004 01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:45,279 ...as the true player you really are. 1005 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,825 No, I don't like playing games, man. I don't.... 1006 01:05:50,325 --> 01:05:51,994 Can I ask you something? 1007 01:05:52,202 --> 01:05:55,497 -Has Shanté even called you today? -No. 1008 01:05:55,664 --> 01:05:57,624 Has she even thought to say: 1009 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,086 -"Just calling to see if you alive." -No. 1010 01:06:01,336 --> 01:06:04,882 You think she's moping after she walked out on you? 1011 01:06:05,090 --> 01:06:07,801 -What are you waiting for? -I don't know. 1012 01:06:08,010 --> 01:06:10,137 Pick up this phone, call Conny. 1013 01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:14,391 Call her. Tell her you wanna go to that party. 1014 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:19,521 Because Shanté, she half-stepping. And you got other options. 1015 01:06:19,730 --> 01:06:22,900 It's time for a man to do what a man's got to do. 1016 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:26,945 Stop pining over this woman. Show her who's the man! 1017 01:06:27,112 --> 01:06:30,699 Show her who's wearing the big drawers. 1018 01:06:30,866 --> 01:06:35,120 You right. I've been pining over her for too long. 1019 01:06:36,538 --> 01:06:39,958 -I need get back to being the player. -Play on. 1020 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:44,755 I need to break out my old mack moves and show her who she dealing with. 1021 01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:47,633 Time to show her who wears the drawers. 1022 01:06:47,841 --> 01:06:50,135 Oh, suki-suki now. Call her. 1023 01:06:50,302 --> 01:06:52,596 What? What? 1024 01:06:56,391 --> 01:07:01,146 This is Lala. We're partying at the Miller Draft extravaganza. 1025 01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:03,482 How you ladies doing? 1026 01:07:24,503 --> 01:07:28,382 Hey! Oh, my God, this is so nice. 1027 01:07:29,675 --> 01:07:34,221 Thanks for inviting us. Looks like it may be worth my while. 1028 01:07:34,555 --> 01:07:37,432 Please be on your best behaviour. My boss is here. 1029 01:07:37,599 --> 01:07:39,768 We won't embarrass you. 1030 01:07:39,977 --> 01:07:42,521 I didn't mean that. This is work. 1031 01:07:43,355 --> 01:07:47,150 Gotta check out the competition. Let's get some drinks. 1032 01:07:47,901 --> 01:07:49,278 Free drinks. 1033 01:07:59,538 --> 01:08:00,747 Come on. 1034 01:08:02,207 --> 01:08:05,085 That's right, y'all. Here we go now. 1035 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:08,589 This extravaganza thing is quite a success. 1036 01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:12,426 It's not a bad tool. We should've thought of it. 1037 01:08:12,634 --> 01:08:15,929 Meet the representative of the man who did. 1038 01:08:16,138 --> 01:08:18,348 Miss Spalding, how are you? 1039 01:08:19,016 --> 01:08:21,351 -Bill Parker. -How are you? 1040 01:08:21,518 --> 01:08:22,561 Hi, Shanté. 1041 01:08:22,769 --> 01:08:26,607 Tell Jim I send my congratulations on this success. 1042 01:08:26,815 --> 01:08:28,150 Will do. 1043 01:08:34,907 --> 01:08:36,617 Oh, no, he didn't. 1044 01:08:36,825 --> 01:08:41,455 He didn't just walk in here and act like he doesn't know me. 1045 01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:46,460 On day nine, you're supposed to be kicking back... 1046 01:08:46,668 --> 01:08:49,463 ...waiting for him to beg for forgiveness. 1047 01:08:49,630 --> 01:08:53,467 I didn't know you knew Conny Spalding. She's lovely. 1048 01:08:53,717 --> 01:08:55,302 She reminds me of you. 1049 01:08:57,471 --> 01:09:01,475 She does. Bill, could you excuse me for a second? 1050 01:09:01,683 --> 01:09:02,976 -Sure. -Thank you. 1051 01:09:04,436 --> 01:09:06,980 -Thank you. -Enjoy. 1052 01:09:10,442 --> 01:09:12,236 So, can't speak? 1053 01:09:12,444 --> 01:09:14,988 -What's happening? -What's happening? 1054 01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:18,492 What are you doing here with Conny? 1055 01:09:18,659 --> 01:09:23,247 I hadn't heard from you, so I took matters into my own hands. 1056 01:09:23,455 --> 01:09:25,290 You said test the waters. 1057 01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:28,252 Let's just say brother's swimming tonight. 1058 01:09:28,502 --> 01:09:32,339 So, you showed up with her knowing that I'd be here? 1059 01:09:32,548 --> 01:09:34,508 I didn't know you'd be here. 1060 01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:39,179 The truth is, I'm tired of your bullshit. 1061 01:09:39,513 --> 01:09:43,809 I'm a good man. It's time for me to explore my options. 1062 01:09:45,102 --> 01:09:49,314 -Keith, hon, let's dance. -Option no. 1. 1063 01:09:52,901 --> 01:09:54,319 "Hon"? 1064 01:09:57,489 --> 01:10:00,242 Conny, may I speak to you for a second? 1065 01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:02,327 -Sure. -Thanks. 1066 01:10:05,831 --> 01:10:08,876 -What are you doing? -What do you mean? 1067 01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:12,045 What are you doing with Keith? He's my man. 1068 01:10:13,797 --> 01:10:16,175 He's not acting like your man. 1069 01:10:16,341 --> 01:10:20,345 He would if didn't have a little hooch running behind him. 1070 01:10:20,846 --> 01:10:24,933 I don't appreciate that. Why are you calling me names? 1071 01:10:25,184 --> 01:10:26,852 It's a little junior high. 1072 01:10:27,269 --> 01:10:31,857 Keith is here because he wants to be. I didn't force him. 1073 01:10:32,065 --> 01:10:33,901 It's his decision, so... 1074 01:10:34,776 --> 01:10:38,947 ...don't take your man frustrations out on me. Okay? 1075 01:10:42,117 --> 01:10:46,663 No, she didn't. No, this trick-ass bitch did not just go there. 1076 01:10:46,872 --> 01:10:49,082 But you know what? She's right. 1077 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:53,670 When your man messes up, deal with him, not the woman. 1078 01:10:53,879 --> 01:10:59,092 There's nothing worse than two women fighting over a man. Not ladylike. 1079 01:11:01,845 --> 01:11:03,347 But you know what? 1080 01:11:03,889 --> 01:11:05,432 I don't like this bitch. 1081 01:11:11,271 --> 01:11:14,358 That's what I'm talking about. Work it out. 1082 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:17,861 Okay, I admit. That's not how you handle it. 1083 01:11:18,028 --> 01:11:21,573 Back it up. This is how you really handle it. 1084 01:11:23,367 --> 01:11:27,996 Keith is here because he wants to be. I didn't force him. 1085 01:11:28,205 --> 01:11:29,957 It's his decision, so... 1086 01:11:30,749 --> 01:11:34,461 ...don't take your man frustrations out on me. Okay? 1087 01:11:35,754 --> 01:11:37,130 Get it together. 1088 01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:57,442 -We need you over here. -I'll be right there. 1089 01:11:58,151 --> 01:11:59,736 Come here for a minute. 1090 01:12:01,113 --> 01:12:04,449 Can you keep him occupied till I get back? 1091 01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:09,204 -How you ladies doing? -Fine. 1092 01:12:12,249 --> 01:12:14,418 -Tony? -Yeah? 1093 01:12:14,668 --> 01:12:16,962 -Give me a hand with this. -Yeah. 1094 01:12:17,671 --> 01:12:20,048 These are Miller girls. My man, Tony. 1095 01:12:20,257 --> 01:12:23,135 -Which one you want? -Give me Snowflake. 1096 01:12:23,385 --> 01:12:25,012 Then I'm Frosty. 1097 01:12:25,637 --> 01:12:29,141 Snowflake, don't get too close. You might melt. 1098 01:12:29,641 --> 01:12:31,685 Because it's hot! 1099 01:12:31,977 --> 01:12:35,564 Why didn't you tell us you were having problems? 1100 01:12:35,731 --> 01:12:39,943 You let him act a fool in front of you like that? 1101 01:12:40,611 --> 01:12:43,322 Yo, Keith. Spotlight's on you, dog. 1102 01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:46,491 -She looking? -Check it out. 1103 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:50,162 -You want me to handle this? -Breaking her down. 1104 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:51,830 I'm breaking her down? 1105 01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,632 Want me to handle this for you? 1106 01:13:01,798 --> 01:13:05,802 -I'd just break down and cry. -You want me to yank his ass? 1107 01:13:07,095 --> 01:13:11,266 I don't care. I'll straight yank his ass. You want me to? 1108 01:13:11,433 --> 01:13:14,520 -What are you gonna do? -What you doing, bitch? 1109 01:13:15,562 --> 01:13:17,981 See why you don't tell your girlfriends? 1110 01:13:18,190 --> 01:13:22,861 They'll heighten the situation by panicking, and you will too. 1111 01:13:24,696 --> 01:13:27,115 You want me to yank his ass? 1112 01:13:28,033 --> 01:13:30,077 No, Diedre. It's okay. 1113 01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:38,752 I will pull jack moves on that fool. I done fought fools way bigger. 1114 01:13:38,961 --> 01:13:44,216 No, Diedre, it's okay. I'll handle it. I got the situation under control. 1115 01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:48,387 He's just venting now. Let him have his fun. 1116 01:13:54,768 --> 01:13:57,354 No, we'll have none of that. No! 1117 01:13:59,523 --> 01:14:01,733 They don't know Diedre fear. 1118 01:14:02,484 --> 01:14:05,696 Once again, if you don't want your man back... 1119 01:14:05,863 --> 01:14:08,240 ...to hell with him. Keep on stepping. 1120 01:14:08,448 --> 01:14:11,451 But if you want him back and behaved... 1121 01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:14,997 ...you must do some strange things. 1122 01:14:16,415 --> 01:14:19,418 Excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back. 1123 01:14:22,337 --> 01:14:24,381 Pay attention, this'll go fast. 1124 01:14:24,548 --> 01:14:27,718 One: Intensify your game by finding a man. 1125 01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:31,847 A fine one. But you need to recruit him quickly. 1126 01:14:33,473 --> 01:14:36,977 Where is it? Oh, right here. Great. 1127 01:14:38,061 --> 01:14:41,148 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 1128 01:14:42,649 --> 01:14:43,942 Yes. 1129 01:14:45,235 --> 01:14:49,281 The old damsel-in-distress trick. Works every time. 1130 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:51,283 Need some help? 1131 01:14:52,618 --> 01:14:54,578 No, I'm fine. Thank you. 1132 01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:00,334 Not cute enough. 1133 01:15:01,543 --> 01:15:02,628 Hey, need some help? 1134 01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:07,341 No, my boyfriend should be coming any second. 1135 01:15:07,549 --> 01:15:08,967 Okay. 1136 01:15:10,719 --> 01:15:12,554 Not smooth enough. 1137 01:15:15,307 --> 01:15:16,725 Everything all right? 1138 01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:19,228 That's our man. 1139 01:15:19,603 --> 01:15:21,813 I've seem to have gotten a flat tire. 1140 01:15:22,272 --> 01:15:24,483 That's easy. Do you have a spare? 1141 01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:27,736 That little old thing in the back? 1142 01:15:28,153 --> 01:15:30,364 It is? I got one of those. 1143 01:15:30,572 --> 01:15:33,075 -All right. Let me pull over. -Yes. 1144 01:15:33,867 --> 01:15:37,496 Two: After you've recruited your man, get him a drink. 1145 01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:39,665 Yeah, she got him a drink. 1146 01:15:39,831 --> 01:15:43,877 Don't worry about that, dog. You just do your thing. 1147 01:15:44,962 --> 01:15:47,130 She wanna play hardball, huh? 1148 01:15:47,381 --> 01:15:50,551 I'm about to turn up the heat up in here. 1149 01:15:50,717 --> 01:15:52,469 Hey, hey, baby. 1150 01:15:52,678 --> 01:15:55,222 -Would you like to dance? -I'd love to. 1151 01:15:55,514 --> 01:15:56,890 Take off, man. 1152 01:16:00,853 --> 01:16:02,396 That's a sexy style you got. 1153 01:16:03,438 --> 01:16:05,399 Three: Don't worry about him. 1154 01:16:05,607 --> 01:16:09,194 He's like a child, begging for attention. Ignore him. 1155 01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:14,366 That little performance over there is just to get your attention. 1156 01:16:14,575 --> 01:16:18,912 Doesn't matter what he's doing. Direct your attention to him. 1157 01:16:19,329 --> 01:16:22,291 Doesn't matter what he says. Be attentive. 1158 01:16:22,499 --> 01:16:26,044 Laugh at his jokes. Act like you are having a ball. 1159 01:16:26,211 --> 01:16:29,381 I said, "Who do you think I am? Jim Carrey?" 1160 01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:33,385 So sexy the way you did that. 1161 01:16:48,525 --> 01:16:52,821 I'll set it off in here if they don't bring me some wings. 1162 01:16:54,114 --> 01:16:55,908 -Well, what is this? -Oh, no. 1163 01:16:56,116 --> 01:16:59,036 That's white people shit. We need some meat. 1164 01:17:00,579 --> 01:17:02,998 -Hey, man. -All right, sweetie. 1165 01:17:03,248 --> 01:17:05,834 -She hasn't moved. -You're in trouble. 1166 01:17:06,168 --> 01:17:09,922 -Why? -If she was dancing, that'd be fine. 1167 01:17:10,047 --> 01:17:11,757 You can dance with anybody. 1168 01:17:12,007 --> 01:17:15,260 But she's talking to him. That's personal. 1169 01:17:16,386 --> 01:17:18,263 She trying to get to know him. 1170 01:17:19,515 --> 01:17:23,644 Four: Raise the stakes by going to a quiet corner. 1171 01:17:24,436 --> 01:17:26,772 Would you like to go inside? 1172 01:17:26,939 --> 01:17:28,148 -Sure. -Great. 1173 01:17:39,701 --> 01:17:41,119 Where did they go? 1174 01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:43,622 -She went in the house. -In the house? 1175 01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:46,750 -With the old boy. -No, man. 1176 01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:49,044 You are so funny. 1177 01:17:50,337 --> 01:17:52,965 Can I talk to you for a minute, please? 1178 01:17:53,131 --> 01:17:55,843 Sure. Would you excuse me, Calvin? 1179 01:17:56,051 --> 01:17:59,346 -Sure. I'll go get us drinks. -Yeah, get drinks. 1180 01:18:04,101 --> 01:18:05,936 What's with talking to him? 1181 01:18:07,896 --> 01:18:11,567 -Trying to make me jealous? -I am not. 1182 01:18:11,775 --> 01:18:15,112 I want to talk to him. I'm not into playing games. 1183 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,781 You're not? You are the queen of games. 1184 01:18:18,323 --> 01:18:20,701 You play more games than the damn NBA. 1185 01:18:22,077 --> 01:18:23,787 He is mad at you. 1186 01:18:23,996 --> 01:18:27,374 It's getting hot. Time for the coup de grâce. 1187 01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:30,502 That's the French term for "fuck him up." 1188 01:18:32,754 --> 01:18:36,967 -Keith, I gotta go. -Oh, no. Hold on. 1189 01:18:42,347 --> 01:18:43,849 What's this for? 1190 01:18:44,057 --> 01:18:46,393 -No reason. -What do you mean? 1191 01:18:46,602 --> 01:18:49,938 -I'm carrying it just in case. -Just in case what? 1192 01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:52,816 I know she'll sleep with him. 1193 01:18:53,066 --> 01:18:56,195 Everybody has condoms nowadays. 1194 01:18:56,403 --> 01:19:00,407 -Why does she have it in her purse? -Decoration. 1195 01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:02,784 She won't use it. 1196 01:19:03,202 --> 01:19:06,246 -She sleep with you on the first date? -Yes. 1197 01:19:08,165 --> 01:19:13,212 It's a lot, but if you do this right, you'll never have to again. 1198 01:19:13,378 --> 01:19:16,715 -So stick it out. -You know what? We need to talk. 1199 01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:18,258 Excuse me, Calvin. 1200 01:19:18,467 --> 01:19:21,136 -You're not leaving. -Don't control me. 1201 01:19:21,345 --> 01:19:24,890 -I just don't want you to go. -This isn't about that. 1202 01:19:26,099 --> 01:19:31,063 You don't care about me or you wouldn't been getting your groove on. 1203 01:19:31,271 --> 01:19:35,234 And to add insult to injury, you're here with Conny. 1204 01:19:35,651 --> 01:19:37,945 So excuse me. I'm leaving. 1205 01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:40,739 -Shanté. -Keith, I want to go. 1206 01:19:41,490 --> 01:19:44,368 If you walk out that door with him... 1207 01:19:47,704 --> 01:19:49,790 ...I'm going home with Conny. 1208 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:56,255 If you feel you have to control me by going home with Conny... 1209 01:19:56,421 --> 01:19:59,258 ...go right ahead. Do what you gotta do. 1210 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:03,720 But no matter what you decide, I'm walking out that door. 1211 01:20:03,971 --> 01:20:05,472 Gotta go. 1212 01:20:06,932 --> 01:20:08,308 You're taking a gamble. 1213 01:20:08,517 --> 01:20:12,229 He might sleep with Conny. But my guess is he won't. 1214 01:20:12,437 --> 01:20:16,441 He'll be at your house, waiting before you get there. 1215 01:20:16,650 --> 01:20:19,611 So take your time. 1216 01:20:26,159 --> 01:20:31,164 -Well, good night, Calvin. -Sure you don't want me to come up? 1217 01:20:31,456 --> 01:20:35,294 I'm tired. But thanks for following me home. 1218 01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,670 No problem. 1219 01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:39,548 Take care. 1220 01:20:46,513 --> 01:20:51,268 Okay, this is it. Prepare for a night of heat. 1221 01:20:51,476 --> 01:20:54,688 When you open the door, your man should... 1222 01:20:54,897 --> 01:20:59,568 ...be waiting on the couch for you. With flowers. 1223 01:21:05,949 --> 01:21:07,659 Keith? 1224 01:21:10,204 --> 01:21:11,914 Keith? 1225 01:21:14,124 --> 01:21:15,667 Keith? 1226 01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:20,756 Keith? 1227 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:36,813 Hello, this Miller residence? Food delivery. Miller residence. 1228 01:21:37,523 --> 01:21:39,358 No, next door. 1229 01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:42,819 Oh, next door. Next door, okay. 1230 01:22:03,465 --> 01:22:05,342 I know what you're thinking. 1231 01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:08,470 The shit didn't work, right? 1232 01:22:09,888 --> 01:22:11,723 Well, maybe you're right. 1233 01:22:12,307 --> 01:22:16,103 I just thought that you followed certain rules... 1234 01:22:16,311 --> 01:22:19,481 ...when a brother messes up to get him back. 1235 01:22:22,776 --> 01:22:24,945 But I guess I didn't consider that... 1236 01:22:26,613 --> 01:22:30,742 ...when it comes to love there are no rules. 1237 01:22:34,288 --> 01:22:37,291 -Hook me up a martini. -What's up, girl? 1238 01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:40,586 Not a damn thing, girl. This place is so tired. 1239 01:22:41,170 --> 01:22:44,798 I was just putting the moves on this fine-ass man. 1240 01:22:45,007 --> 01:22:47,009 And he did not even bite. 1241 01:22:47,217 --> 01:22:49,845 That shit just does not happen to me. 1242 01:22:50,846 --> 01:22:55,559 He just kept going on about his ex-girlfriend. She was so perfect. 1243 01:23:02,858 --> 01:23:04,193 Excuse me. 1244 01:23:08,947 --> 01:23:10,407 Can I ask you some questions? 1245 01:23:17,623 --> 01:23:18,624 Sure. 1246 01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:23,128 Now, if I'm right about you... 1247 01:23:23,962 --> 01:23:26,298 ...all the answers will be yes. 1248 01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:27,716 You think so? 1249 01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:30,135 Yes. 1250 01:23:37,226 --> 01:23:39,186 Do you like basketball? 1251 01:23:40,687 --> 01:23:41,688 Yes. 1252 01:23:43,106 --> 01:23:44,483 Do you find me attractive? 1253 01:23:51,782 --> 01:23:54,868 -Yes. -Do you think I find you attractive? 1254 01:23:56,662 --> 01:23:57,704 Yes. 1255 01:24:00,499 --> 01:24:02,167 Can I just ask you one more? 1256 01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:11,677 Think a woman who thought she'd control her man with rules... 1257 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,389 ...could get him to come back? 1258 01:24:20,519 --> 01:24:21,603 No. 1259 01:24:27,192 --> 01:24:28,193 Unless... 1260 01:24:38,704 --> 01:24:40,038 ...he really loves her. 1261 01:24:45,502 --> 01:24:46,670 Like to dance? 1262 01:25:00,559 --> 01:25:02,603 You didn't answer my question. 1263 01:26:08,669 --> 01:26:10,671 I had to cut loose for a second. 1264 01:26:14,842 --> 01:26:16,051 Gonna tear it up. 1265 01:26:18,136 --> 01:26:19,763 Come on, cheer up! 1266 01:26:21,890 --> 01:26:23,267 Call. Damn! 1267 01:26:23,517 --> 01:26:24,852 Work the chocolate. 1268 01:26:27,271 --> 01:26:28,522 Michael! 1269 01:26:30,649 --> 01:26:31,650 You like that. 1270 01:26:31,859 --> 01:26:33,443 -That's right. -Loser. 1271 01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:44,079 Memories! 1272 01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:45,664 Can you smack ass on film? 1273 01:26:45,914 --> 01:26:49,001 -She sleep with you the first night? -Yes. 1274 01:26:51,587 --> 01:26:55,340 That was different, dog. You got a big dick. 1275 01:27:03,765 --> 01:27:05,017 Sorry. 1276 01:27:05,267 --> 01:27:08,020 Don't think God gave me this gap for nothing. 1277 01:27:08,437 --> 01:27:10,189 Why you stare at my face? 1278 01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:14,443 I know about women. I got a mama, nine sisters, and a cat. 1279 01:27:14,693 --> 01:27:17,196 -I got that man. -The plan works. 1280 01:27:17,404 --> 01:27:21,533 You can't even put the finger in the ass, make her holler. 1281 01:27:21,992 --> 01:27:23,994 You can't make her drop it. 1282 01:27:32,961 --> 01:27:35,672 -And cut! -Cut. 93814