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I see that girl wasn't enough for you.

It's a shame.

She really was close to the original.

How many resources are you going to make me waste on you, you stupid cockroach?

This is your failure, not mine, Doctor.

Well, I guess you had some fun today.

You could at least be more grateful.

Those mindless dolls are just a waste of... Time.

There is no difference from a regular human.

I need to absorb the true Android 17 and 18.

Only then I will reach my perfect form.

Lapis. Android 17.

And his sister, Lazuli.

Android 18.

They're both dead.

This is all- we were able to recover from those brats after they were

destroyed years ago.

It's not too much, but it was enough to make some clones of the lovely 18.

Thanks, honey.

I can't recreate an infinite energy android with the limited resources of

this post-apocalyptic future.

But these clones will certainly be an important part of the project.

The ultimate being.

The most powerful and perfect warrior on this world.

That's you, by the way.

Well, I do not care about all that nonsense, Doctor.

But, you're an android, aren't ya?

The same as me.

Maybe I should absorb you right now to see what happens.

Would you like to try?

I'm sure you'll gain a lot of power if you absorb me.

What are you waiting for?

Now, if you're finished with your complaint...

Why don't you go outside and absorb some humans?

I'm really busy here.

This is not gonna stay like this.

Better.

Take care!

Ha ha ha ha.

Bogeksima, this planet is complete garbage.

What are we doing here anyway?

Bogeksima?

Flavor coming from space.

It seems I have gathered enough energy.

Now, I'm ready for the next step of my plan.

Who are you?

What do you want?

So this is what's left of Capsule Corp.

Pitiful.

My chance. Could you give us directions to a planet called Namek?

We have a spaceship, and we want to... Huh?

This is... Get away from that!

Time machine.

A real, functional time machine.

We could go back to the time when 17 and 18 were still alive.

What?

Cell, eliminate this woman.

We don't need her anymore.

With pleasure.

Stop that right now, you bastards.

What are you doing to my mother?

Stay away!

Well, well, well.

Look who's here.

The idiot who killed my androids.

It was about time you showed up, you little shit.

We're taking your time with me so we can get a hold of androids 17 and 18.

So this guy can absorb them and destroy you all.

I will kill you right here!

Don't make me laugh, boy.

Oh, well.

Anyway, now, where were we? Oh, yeah.

I was about to absorb you.

Love me.

What are you going to do?

You know, at some point, I will have to get

rid of that maniac.

And for that purpose, I will need your assistance.

help you!

No! What are you doing?

I've been saving this for a special occasion.

Not even the di-

Thank you.

To go to the past.

Too much for you, boy?

Well, come on.

I'm sure you still have something really long and fat hidden somewhere.

That was a good move.

But you only managed to make me angry.

You've been a bad boy.

And now I'm going to punish you.

It seems you won't fight back anymore.

I guess I'll have some fun with you.

you fall asleep on me.

We're not finished yet.

That was fun.

You won't get away with this, you damn android.

You're still going, huh?

I have to go now, but my girl can keep you company.

What? What is the meaning of this?

Well, I guess I made that cockroach wait long enough.

I hope he's not trying to mess with that machine or he'll break it.

He's useless without me, after all.

I can't wait to get my hands on that time machine.

It's been hours.

You were supposed to just ask her about Goku.

Who?

Oh! Goku, right.

Give me a second.

Hey, sweetheart.

Can you tell us where Goku is?

My sister here wants to ask him some questions.

He's with his friends at Kame House.

Oh.

She fade away.

You are such an asshole, 17.

Seventeen, stop wasting time.

Let's hurry up and defeat Goku so we can end this stupid game.

Well, I defeated his wife.

And that's enough for me.

There's no need to rush.

Sixteen, say something.

It's okay.

I like traveling with you guys.

Don't worry, we'll get to Goku eventually.

And maybe there'll be that ball dealer.

Oh, shut up.

Hello. Do you have a moment to talk?

You are messing with the wrong people, you moron.

I will teach you some respect.

So, we finally meet.

I've been looking for you guys.

My name is Cell, and I'm here to consume your body.

Once I absorb the two of you, I will reach the next level of perfection.

And then become invincible.

Absorb us? What is he talking about?

The time has finally come.

Seventeen. I will finish you quickly.

The real eighteen.

She is more beautiful than I thought. I can't wait to see how she tastes.

16? I will not let you harm my friends.

Well, look what we have here.

If it isn't more than the son of that lunatic bitch.

Don't you think I did come prepared to deal with you?

I'll make you pay for it!

So, where were we?

Don't you touch me, you disgusting monster!

Oh, that is so adorable.

Dinner is served.

But sadly, my assistant won't last much against your sister, and I can't wish to

fight you two at the same time.

Don't worry.

I will take my ties with the team before I absorb her.

Don't you dare touch my sister, you freak!

Yes!

It's finally happening!

Yes, I am.

This is just a game between a hunter and his prey.

Who knows?

Maybe if you hide good enough, I may never find you.

You monster!

That was a good fight.

I lost my arm.

So what?

Just grow a new one. You and I share the same cells now.

Retire for now.

I will go alone from here.

I have a date with a pretty girl.

It was close.

Who's there?

Wait! I'm not here to harm you.

Oh, it's you.

Come over here, little bald man.

You are so cute.

Let me give you a present.

So,

what are you doing here?

I've been looking for you guys.

I really want to help you.

Why would you do that?

We are the bad guys, you know.

Fine. I know you guys aren't bad people.

Also, if that monster gets you, we would all be in danger, you know.

Come with me.

I know the guys will give us a hand.

Tell me, are you pretending to score with me?

Well, I...

You are finally mine, Eighteen.

Dammit!

The game is over.

It's time to absorb you, Eighteen.

Leave her alone!

Eighteen! Run away!

Now!

Dammit!

Where should we start?

I'm really excited.

I think I'm gonna strip you slowly and lick your entire body.

Don't play with me, you f-

true form.

It exceeds my expectations.

I have to test this power.

It's time to-