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Oh, man, I feel like such a geek.

Like, how come, dude ?

You look totally gnarly to me.

Next time, I'll come up with our disguises.

Hey, this new zarnovameter really works !

The last fragment of the eye of Zarnov.

It's this way. Come on !

Well, did you find it ?

My calculations were correct.

The third fragment did land in the river,

and I recovered it.

This ? You incompetent maggot !

This is a fish !

Sorry, master Shredder. He beat me to it.

I tried to warn you. He's one mean mackerel.

Never mind that.

The important thing is, we have the final fragment.

The fragment's moved out of range. We've lost it !

I'll bet Shredder's already found it.

Then we've got to find him.

That's for sure.

If he puts all 3 fragments together,

We're talking mondo disaster.

Now we can possess the unimaginable power

Of the entire eye of Zarnov !

Correction, Baxter. I will possess it.

You will go get lunch.

Just wait. One of these days, the tables will turn.

Astounding, Shredder.

You're finally putting the eye back together.

For once, you didn't foul up.

But now what will you do ?

Attach it to my helmet, Krang,

So that I can control its awesome abilities Through sheer thought

And use that power to first rid myself

of those blasted turtles once and for all !

Wait. I sense that Shredder is very near.

Hey, that gizmo really does work !

That's not why. Look !

If Shredder does have the eye,

Baxter will lead us right to him.

He spotted us.

Holy guacamole !

Look ! It's them Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles !

Those shellbacks are fugitives !

I'll bet we can collect a reward for nabbing 'em !

Battle stances, guys !

Looks like we've got a fight on our hands !

I'm ready for you, dudes.

Cowabunga !

Too bad there isn't a reward for these guys.

Yeah. We could have made a net profit.

Enough with the comedy.

We've lost Baxter.

Now how are we gonna find Shredder ?

Jackpot ! There's our answer !

But beware, Shredder.

The power of the eye has one limitation.

You don't know what it can do.

I assure you, Krang,

Not even that can prevent the turtles complete destruction.

Self-confident sort of super villain, isn't he ?

You would be, too, if you had this !

The eye of Zarnov !

Indeed ! And did you know it can transmute matter ?

With it, I can transform any substance into any form I wish !

Ice cream cones ?!

And whatever I create, I can control !

Sic 'em !

This is, like, totally bogus.

Grab on, Michelangelo !

We've got to stop this creature before it escapes !

Mondo notion, dude !

Shredder, if that thing hurts our buddies,

you are history !

Wrong, mutants ! I'm about to make history !

Too bad you won't be around to see it.

Look !

What in the world is that thing ?

It looks like a flying dragon with 2 turtles on its back.

Well, whatever it is, it's a story ! Let's follow it !

A-are you sure you want t-t-to g-g-go after that th-thing, miss O'Neill ?

Blodgett, yours is not to question why.

- Yours is but to drive... - And... crash.

Now remember, Blodgett, just sit here until we're ready to leave.

Y-y-yes, sir. Yes, sir.

We've got to do something before the whole city goes up in flames.

Hey, no problemo.

Great work, Michelangelo !

Now climb up here next to me !

Oh, great. The weight is too much with both of us on its back.

Oh ! Oh me, oh my !

Blodgett, come back here, you coward !

Cowabunga ! This ride is a definite "e" ticket.

Give it up, Shredder !

Come and get it, you genetic accidents !

That helmet. We've got to get it off him !

Don't look at me ! You're the one with the weapon !

Now ! While he's distracted !

Gotcha !

Hey, what's happening ? We're falling !

All of a sudden, that dragon doesn't seem so bad !

Well, what do you know ? Surf's up !

Oh, dear. I wonder where that dragon went.

Mommy !

Blodgett, just look at the news van !

I'm sorry, mr. Vernon.

You'll be even sorrier when you hear this.

Blodgett, you're fired !

Oh, boy. Somehow this always happens.

No trace of Shredder or Baxter.

Or the zarnovameter.

I guess i must have Dropped it.

What's that ?

The boys in blue.

No wonder Shredder split.

And we should too. We can't let the Police find us here.

Yeah. Blue doesn't go Too well with green.

that was the fourth Job i've lost this year.

Oh, mortimer. Whatever am i gonna do ?

how to fix your messed up life.

Forget it, Mortimer.

Nothing ever works for me, Not even these.

Well, if you insist.

Yes. You too can achieve your Dream of a better life

Through the power Of positive wishing.

Do you yearn to own A luxury limousine ?

It can be yours if you Simply put your mind to it.

It--it works !

And to think i was about To return these tapes

And ask for my money back.

Obviously you fell Out of the sky Because

Shredder could not Sustain his mentally Created dragon

Without the helmet.

And since he failed To destroy you,

You'll be doubly Eager to reclaim it.

The really negative news Is that we've lost The

And if shredder finds That thing and figures Out what it is,

He'll for sure beat us To the helmet.

Which is why you Must start looking For it immediately.

Hey, even if we don't Find it,

At least our disguises Won't be a total loss.

Hold it, michelangelo.

What's with you, bud ?

Don't eat the props.

Those blasted turtles ! Because of them, I've lost the helmet !

I think i have the Solution to your Problem, master,

Not now. If krang Finds out about this--

But master, i--

I said silence, You blithering fool !

I'm thinking ! I can't be bothered

With your ridiculous Toys at a time Like this !

Ridiculous toys, hmm ?

Now stop wasting my time With those idiotic Inventions of yours !

Baxter ! Baxter, Where are you ?

Baxter !

Egomaniacal ingrate !

If he only listened, He would have learned

That this tracking device Can hone in on the eye.

But i'll show him ! I'll find the eye myself

And make him sorry he Ever mocked the brilliance Of baxter stockman !

Where am i gonna put My fabulous comic book Collection

Once it's completed ?

Mommy !

Wait a minute. I thought of a limousine

And my sofa turned into one.

Then i thought of comic Books. It's this helmet !

It turns objects into Anything i want !

Why, i don't need a job.

I can create money !

For instance, i could Turn this gold watch Into lots of gold.

Piles and piles of gold !

It didn't work. I wonder why not ?

Because you're an idiot, That's why !

Which is why you don't Deserve that helmet !

But i do !

I'll make the world pay For not recognizing the Genius of baxter stockman !

Now that i have the helmet, I don't need this anymore.

The perfect place To build an edifice That reflects my genius.

3 hours of searching And still no sign Of that helmet.

Face it, guys. Without The zarnovameter,

It's needle In a haystack time.

A man of my genius Deserves magnificent Quarters !

A palace !

A veritable taj mahal !

Totally awesome !

Looks like Somebody's already Found the helmet !

Let's find out !

Baxter Stockman ?!

I was wondering how Long it would take You to show up,

And i promise you'll Be sorry you did !

Watch this !

Meet my personal chef.

Make me some... [smacks lips] Turtle soup !

Now !

That's it, Mortimer ! Hurry !

I must get that Helmet back.

He had this gadget with Him when he showed up.

Huh...it looks like some Sort of geiger counter.

If it led him To the helmet,

It could do The same for me !

Man, that thing's Humongous !

Glob Approaching at 4:00 !

Guys, don't let That stuff touch you !

It could be deadly !

Yeah, don't Sweat it, dudes !

These 'chucks will Take care of this Walking glue factory.

Wha-- ?!

Oh...maybe not.

Don't panic, michelangelo ! I'll set you free !

Gosh ! You're A regular abe lincoln !

I gotcha, donatello !

Somebody tell him that.

Surrender, turtles, And i might spare you

If you admit that i, Baxter stockman,

Have accomplished What shredder could not.

I'll bear that in Mind, baxter, when i Deliver your eulogy,

You traitorous vermin !

Just a little bit more And--uhh !--there.

I got it.

That's my helmet,

And i shall destroy The turtles for this power !

Help ! I command you !

What are you doing ?

We'll need all the help We can get !

Get ready, baxter ! Ninja Class is about to begin !

No, my friend. You're the one who's About to learn a lesson !

Like we thought We had trouble before.

I'd hate to have This guy's electric bill !

We need some kind Of insulator.

The rug ! Come on, guys. Give me a hand.

So much for Your blob monster !

Give me back My helmet !

It's mine and I came for it !

Give it to me !

Get away from me, Wimp !

So much for Your blob monster !

You won't have as much Luck with this !

That minaret--i'll turn It into another monster !

It's not working !

So the eye does Have a limitation !

It has no effect on gold !

Now, you miserable worm,

You're going to pay !

What the heck is this ?

It's some kind of Plastic bubble.

And worst of all, It's shrinking !

Precisely. Soon it will Crush the life from you,

Leaving me free to begin My conquest of earth !

I'll start with The city by destroying The interstate bridge !

He's gone, and he Took the zarnovameter With him !

But if he's got both the Zarnovameter and the eye,

He's a walking time bomb !

It's april And splinter !

They got the s.o.s. I sent on the Communicator !

Easy, guys. We'll Have you out of There in a second...

Won't we, splinter ?

I will try.

Oh me, oh my !

Mr. Blodgett, What are you doing here ?

Well, it's a long story.

Which we don't have Time for now.

I know the eye's Weakness !

It has no effect On gold !

Oh, great. Then all we Have to do to beat him

Is lure him to fort knox !

Wait ! I just thought Of something !

The curator At the museum of Natural history

Is a friend of mine !

So ?

So here's my idea.

Golden shields from Ancient rome, huh ?

And try not To ding 'em, will you ?

They have to go back to The museum in the morning.

Yo, gang ! I scoped Out shredder !

And he's created An army of monsters To destroy the bridge !

We've got to distract Them. Donatello, Detach the glider.

Raphael, deflate The air bag !

The turtles, alive ?!

Let's do it, guys !

Oh, it's mine now

And no one can Take it from me !

Shredder, the zarnovameter Is reaching critical mass !

What ?!

It was designed To destroy the eye

By triggering A massive explosion

When the two Came in contact !

Everyone all right ?

We were brought up In water, remember ?

Shredder is...gone.

You don't suppose he bit The big one, do you ?

No such luck.

I have a feeling He'll be back.

And probably sooner Than we think.

And once again, our City was saved by those Mysterious heroes

The ninja turtles !

Miss april, i can't Thank you enough

For getting mr. Vernon To give me my job back.

It was easy,

Once i told him How brave you were.

I was brave, wasn't i ?

You certainly were,

Rescuing me from That falling wall !

Hey, let's celebrate, Everyone !

I'm taking all of you To the most expensive Restaurant i can find !

Oh, i forgot To tell you,

Vernon said the cost Of replacing the news Van you wrecked

Is coming out of Your salary.

It is ?

Well, in that case, Would you mind terribly

If i just sent out For pizza ?

Pizza ! Yeah ! Terrific !

Let's do it ! On the double !